My friends who complain about the gang are weird

The training ground of the first army of the basketball club of Teiko Middle School.

The dark-haired girl and the gray-haired boy looked at each other in shock.

After about 5 minutes, you give up.

I didn't expect that the name I made up now has a 98% duplicate check rate. You and Shogo Haizaki have been in a confrontation for a long time and he still doesn't agree to give up the name to you.

Since he looks like that kind of bad guy, in fact, he is shouting on his face that the beautiful bandages that he wore in this battle also prove your guess, so you play it by ear and hide behind Akashi Seijuro, pretending to be a tiger and saying: " Why don't you change your name? This is the name I finally came up with." It took two seconds to think of the name.

Huizaki Shogo clenched his fists: "Where are you from, are you looking for a fight?"

You raised your eyebrows, and started to get angry: "No, no, it's not true that boys beat girls, right?"

Seijuro Akashi reluctantly separated you from Shougo Haizaki, you challenged him a little behind your back, Shogo Haizaki looked at you through gritted teeth.

However, since you were the one who snatched other people's names first, it was a bit unreasonable. Considering that you are still the manager of the basketball department, you may have to deal with this bad boy in the future. You decided to compromise, and then randomly opened the dictionary and selected After a while, he said: "Okay, then I will be called Heizi Tetsuya from now on." The name you chose this time sounds very small, and you pat your chest to ensure that the repetition rate is definitely lower than 20%. I'm here for you, and the others, except Akashi and Midorima, reluctantly accepted.

You are very happy to have the same queue name as them, and you walked home with a happy heart. Originally, Akashi Seijuro thought it was too dark for a girl to go alone. To send you home, but you refused on the grounds that it would be more unsafe to send you home without a lucky object.

But I didn't expect that Midorima Shintaro wasn't there, and your luck wasn't any better.

From the moment I stepped into this quiet alley, there were a few voices that I had to pay attention to.

[Very hungry... want to eat humans...]

[Ah, ah, there are ghosts! ] This familiar voice came from the ice cream spell.

——Ice cream curse spirit, you found it in the refrigerator one day. It is said that it is a second-level curse spirit. It was born from the negative emotions of children who wanted to eat ice cream but were stopped by their parents. Logically speaking, it should eat Human, but because it is timid and craves ice cream too much, you finally bought it with a vanilla ice cream.

After that, your computer skillfully hacked into Japan's confidential database, and found the information of the ice cream curse spirit: [bitterness, regret, shame—the negative emotions born of human beings turn into curses and lurk in daily life.Curses are the source of misfortune that pervades the world and in the worst cases can lead to death.And the curse can only be removed by spell power.There are two magic education institutions in Japan, and magicians all carry out magic activities in them. ]①

You watched it flustered and fluttered in front of you speechlessly, and couldn't help asking: "Aren't you a ghost yourself?"

The ice cream mantra was stunned before remembering, and the next second it started to make a trembling voice: [But it, it is stronger than me, and it looks uglier than me...]

Hearing these words, the resentment of the ugly curse spirit seemed to grow even bigger, walking towards you.

"Hey, I'm not the one who cursed, you go beat it!" Refusing to take the blame, you immediately pointed to the screaming ice cream curse spirit next to you.

However, not all spell spirits are so easy to communicate with. When the other party sees you, they will show an expression of wanting to eat.

Something is wrong!With a strong desire to survive, you decide to have a good negotiation with it.

As a result, in the next second, the other party was about to attack you when he was touched by something, and it was gone.

You looked up and saw a man with strange white hair and small round sunglasses.

[Enlightenment is the strongest! ] Its sunglasses are calling for him.

Weird, look again.

This is the legendary conjurer, you recalled the information you found on the computer before, and then glanced at the white hair of the man in front of you, you couldn't help shaking your head.

It's too miserable to work until my hair turns white like this.

You look at him sympathetically.

Wutiao Wu passed by and found that there was a curse spirit attacking a human without magic power, so he thought about pulling it out with good intentions. He thought that he would meet the fearful eyes of the other party, or say thank you if it didn't help, but he didn't expect to die The girl who escaped just looked at her sympathetically.

?pity.

Gojo Satoru felt strange: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

You stared at his hair and said slowly: "I just bought black hair dye recently, do you want to try it?"

Gojo Satoru didn't turn his head around for a while, but when you mentioned worryingly that he would be given up his seat on the bus, he finally came to his senses: "My hair color didn't change from black to white! It's natural!"

You looked at him with a "no need to explain, I understand" expression on your face, and said comfortingly: "It's okay, a man's self-esteem, I understand."

...What a ghost!You have to believe him after he defended for ten minutes and took out his childhood photos, and then immediately took out his mobile phone and edited a message to send.

After seeing that the message was sent successfully, you turned your head to look at Gojo Satoru. The other party found out that you had just fled the battle and dropped your ice cream spell, and was about to pull it out.

You, who have a little affection for the ice cream curse spirit, couldn't stand it, so you stopped him with a loud voice.

"Don't pull it out, it's timid and useless, it won't harm humans." The ice cream curse spirit was very dissatisfied after hearing your words: [I'm useless! ]

"Who said it was higher than yours just now and slipped away?" You showed the evidence.

[This is instinct! ] The other party continued to quibble.

When you were still about to break up with it, Gojo Satoru stepped in, and then looked at you curiously, as if he had found some interesting toy: "Hey, can you actually communicate with it?"

Gojo Satoru can only see you talking to the curse spirit alone, but the curse spirit's mouth is also opening, obviously, you are communicating.

In his world, the curse spirits are a bunch of dead, speechless and irrational garbage. Even super-level curse spirits can only hear them making repeated sounds like "death", let alone interact with them. After speaking, he was very surprised by your situation.

"That's right, it said you look weird." Relying on Wutiaowu's inability to hear the voice of the curse spirit, you boldly framed it.

"Really, I don't think it said that?" Gojo Satoru, who couldn't hear it but was not an idiot, glanced at the cursed spirit, "You think so?"

!You made a mistake, you didn't expect it to be so easy to reveal your secrets, you pretended nothing happened, and looked up at the sky.

Gojo Satoru introduced his profession and school to you, and sincerely invited you to study in their school.

[Tokyo Metropolitan College of Magic].The language is very good, you immediately grasped the key words.

"High school."

You looked at him contemptuously, and then casually said: "I'm studying in Diguang Middle School now." After receiving the "and what" from the other party, you said loudly: "The admission rate of Diguang Middle School is 90%, so I don't want to go to school. Unexpectedly, I will be admitted to a very good high school, and then I will study in a well-known university."

You slow down and continue to say: "If you go to a college, if you ask about your alma mater at a class reunion in the future, everyone is a famous university and only you are a junior college. Isn't it shameful! And now you have to start with a bachelor's degree!"

Gojo Satoru was silent, and thought what you said was quite reasonable.He added without confidence: "However, we are paid for completing the task...the salary is very high."

You looked at him with disdain, because relying on your own ability since you were a child, making money is easy for you. It can be said that the most important thing in your body is money: "I am not short of money, and this one also has money." Life is in danger, right? What's the use of keeping money when people are gone!"

Gojo Satoru was silent, he refused to admit that he was persuaded by you, and said for the time being, forget it.

That's what he said, but in fact this strange white-haired man said he didn't have dinner and followed you back home.

Bringing a tall man home, your furniture immediately shouted loudly and began to judge Gojo Satoru as if picking a future daughter-in-law.

[this hair!So fashionable! ]

[Looks like it should look good...]

[This man is blind, baa! ] After looking at his sunglasses for a while, he made a disapproving sound to his sunglasses, and then received a rebuttal from the other party's sunglasses: [Wu is not a blind person!He has six eyes!Eyes are fine! ]

When you heard this while preparing dinner, you couldn't help looking at Gojo Satoru, who was sitting on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and took a few sneaky glances.

"What's the matter? I'm so handsome?" Sensing your gaze, Gojo Satoru smiled a little awkwardly.

"...Hiss." In fact, you were just imagining what the six eyes looked like. When you heard this, you couldn't help blurting out: "Which page are you on in The Classic of Mountains and Seas?" I don't think this shape is normal...

"?" Wutiao Wu was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "Hey! I'm not a monster, but I'm the strongest!"

You silently labeled Baimao [Second Second Disease] in your heart.

Gojo Satoru, who finished his meal, lay down on your tatami very naturally, and turned on the TV.

But things gradually start to go wrong...

A terrifying face appeared on the TV. Although Gojo Satoru couldn't scare him, he decided to change the channel. As a result, no matter which channel he switched to, it was either a bloody scene or a headless female ghost. Gojo Satoru couldn't help observing the scene in front of him TV set.

Without any mana fluctuations, there is no doubt that this is an ordinary TV.

You looked helplessly at the TV and the computer, discussing how to cast the top horror movie titles on the TV at the moment when Wujo Gokiriya was playing, and the other party was not frightened. Watching TV.

"Aren't you scared?" You diverted his attention, "These horror movies."

Gojo Satoru smiled disdainfully: "My curse spirit is much more terrifying than this!" There is still a bit of pride in the words...?

Very good, you look at him, the reasons for not going to the college have increased again.

Gojo Satoru noticed your dislike, and said: "Actually, it's not very scary, some curse spirits are very cute..."

You nodded perfunctorily, believing him to be a fool.

Gojo Satoru, who had given up on the TV, picked up the water next to him to drink, and was caught off guard and almost sprinkled his face.

Almost, because the water flowed to the floor along a transparent barrier around him.

Your eyes widened in amazement, and you reached out to touch him.

!You really can't touch it, your hand seems to have encountered a resistance, you can only get close to him infinitely but you can't touch it.

It’s amazing, you are curiously groping around him, you want this ability so much!

Gojo Satoru originally thought that something was wrong with the glass of water, but you touched it curiously. Before he could distract himself to study the water glass, he saw you say, "If you can teach me this, I would like to join the high school!"

The strongest, he fell into speechlessness for a while, and then had to explain: "This is an ability that only people from the Wutiao family have, it's innate."

"Oh." You looked at him disappointedly, then sighed.

Gojo Satoru, who noticed the water stains on the floor, came back to his senses and wanted to study the self-made water glass, but a ringing of a bell interrupted him.

You saw Baimao joking with the person on the phone with a weary face, and then said very irritably: "I know, I know, send me the address."

After the other party hung up the phone, he added your contact information, and then disappeared in a hurry before your eyes.

Ah... Is this a social animal? It's terrible, and I have to work overtime in the middle of the night.

You secretly swear that you will never join the college, even if you starve to death, you will not be able to accept Baimao's invitation if you jump from here.

Then you give a lesson to the TV, computer and water glasses that are messing around, and stop their eagerness to gossip by saying that you have to go to school tomorrow.

small theater:

Shintaro Midorima turned on his phone when he got home, and received a text message from the manager:

[Green room!I met a boy with white hair today!Even more exaggerated than you, I solemnly declare that your green hair is normal, please don't feel inferior! [Brace yourself.jpg]

——Affirmation from your witty and smart back desk]

Midorima Shintaro reluctantly replied [I have no inferiority complex! ], and then saw Gemini tomorrow's lucky thing, put it in the bag.

【Hmph, just bring it for her by the way. 】