My friends who complain about the gang are weird

After the black skin with green hair grabs the ball, passes people, and completes the fake dunk in the air at an extraordinary speed, and the other people present don't feel that something is wrong but clap their hands, you become numb.

It took 5 minutes to throw away the existing knowledge of physics and reorganize the world view.

You don't know if Newton's coffin is still there, you sneaked up to Akashi Seijuro and stared at him while thinking.

After noticing your strange gaze, Akashi Seijuro stopped writing and looked at you suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

You ask very seriously: "Akashi-kun, I remember you are No.1 in physics, right?" After seeing the other person nod, you doubt your life for a while, and then suddenly realize that this is a world where only you are a normal person.

[Hey, you who can hear us, are you normal? ] Your key reminds you.

Yes, you are less normal than them.

Thinking about it this way, you can accept basketball that goes against the common sense of physics, isn’t it a better basketball?

"Ah, it's okay. I was wondering if Midorima-kun found out that his lucky item was drunk today, would he miss the shot?" At this time, after the training game, Aomine Daiki picked up the seat next to him A bottle of coke with a strange packaging on the table was finished in one gulp, and then Yue came out.

Midorima Shintaro, who was practicing shooting, dropped his hand when he heard your words. The basketball hit the basket and bounced out.

"Ah, I didn't get in!" You pretended to be regretful, then kindly walked over and handed the mineral water to Aomine Daiki with a dark complexion, and asked, "How about it, is the spicy cola delicious? I heard it smells like pepper, is there any? Are you okay?"

Qingfeng Dahui almost didn't slow down, took a sip of mineral water, squeezed the bottle after slowing down: "Why is there such a strange Coke!"

[Don't talk nonsense!I drink very well! ] Spicy Coke yelled loudly, defending its last dignity.

"Midorima-kun's taste is really unique." You kept your face, and silently put the pot on Midorima Shintaro's head.

Shintaro Midorima, who was behind Daiki Aomine, walked over with a dark face: "This is the last bottle of limited-edition Spicy Coke that I found after running to Seiyu Supermarket for two hours yesterday. It's my lucky thing today."

As a considerate manager, you immediately jumped out to comfort him and said, "Mr. Lujian, it's okay, at least there is still a bottle, and your luck is still half." As soon as the words fell, the bottle of Spicy Coke was attracted Atsushi Murasakihara, who came over, picked it up and smelled it curiously. When he found that it was empty, he crushed it and threw it into the trash can in the distance with a perfect parabola.

Ah, you moved your steps and bowed to Midorima Shintaro: "It's really not possible, go buy a bottle of Coke and add some peppers to it, anyway, please stay away from me today, please!" Mama Shintaro is so unlucky, you can't help but retreat tactically and hide behind Akashi Seijuro because you are afraid of being hurt.

"Speaking of which, why are you here?" Shintaro Midorima, who gets angry easily when he meets you, clenches his fists and asks you for some reason.

"I'm one of the managers of the basketball department!" You puffed out your chest and explained to him proudly.

"Is that the manager?" Midorima Shintaro's eyes flashed suddenly, and he pointed to the purple hair and green hair next to him maliciously: "Then, what are the names of the two first-team members next to me?" He sent you a message torture!

What?Are they all from the First Army?

Your eyes widened, and you were caught off guard by the question. As for the members of the basketball team, in fact, you only know red hair and green hair because of your poor memory, plus the captain Hongcun Xiuzo who is very good at fooling around.

Others don't know anything.

"Huh? No way, the manager of the basketball department doesn't even know the names of the members of the first team!" Aomine Dahui saw your confused face, and let out a masculine shock, which sounded a little weird to you.

hateful!Be looked down upon!

You were not reconciled, and decided to be blind. Looking at the tall man with purple hair, you deduced with good logic: "Of course I know! This is purple, purple..."

"Atsushi Murasakihara, the other one is Daiki Aomine." When you hesitated and wanted to secretly seek help from the items present, the kind-hearted Akashi Seijuro helped you out, and you gave him a grateful look.

Ah, it really starts with purple...

Midorima Shintaro looked regretful that you had escaped, you snorted and looked at Aomine Daiki.

"Are you of mixed African race?" You thought that his face was dark because he drank a strange drink, but you, who are of this color, asked seriously at his dark skin.

"Huh? What do you mean? I was born and raised in Japan!" Heipi replied.

"Then you went to tan?" You continued to ask in disbelief.

After receiving Aomine Daiki’s unwavering denial, you pout your lips, and then take out a few bottles of sunscreen from your bag—this was drawn by a lottery in the supermarket last week, and you still couldn’t run out of it not long ago , isn't the opportunity here?

Passed the sunscreen to the others except Aomine Daiki, and said to them earnestly: "Everyone must remember to apply it, you see, the lesson of life is right in front of you!" Especially Akashi-kun, you look at him Fair skin, decided to give him an extra bottle.

I'm such a careful manager, you can't help but sigh.

"Hey!" Aomine Daiki felt a little upset, "My skin color is obviously natural! And why I don't have it!"

Of course it was because you felt that he could not be saved, and when you just wanted to give him your rare whitening/essence, you silently put it back after hearing the words "natural".

It is even more impossible to save the natural ones, so don't waste whitening/essence.

The others silently accepted the sunscreen you sent, but Atsushi Ziyuan was curious when he saw the "smell of hot pot bottom" on the sunscreen. After opening it and smelling it, he couldn't help but want to taste it.

Can you really apply sunscreen with hot pot base flavor?Midorima Shintaro twitched the corners of his mouth watching Atsushi Murasakihara's behavior, then looked at the sunscreen in his hand, and sighed in relief.Fortunately, he smells like beer.

... What a ghost!Where did I find such a strange sunscreen? Hey!What right does a person like this have to complain about his Spicy Coke just now!

Fortunately, Akashi Seijuro quickly stopped Atsushi Murasakihara, and the tragedy of accidentally eating sunscreen and death in the basketball team did not happen. By the way, what you gave Akashi Seijuro was his favorite yudofu flavor.

Shintaro Midorima plausibly says that your weird sunscreen doesn't work at all, and you argue that it's a flavor you've spent a long time picking out...ah no, the taste!And it's the latest trend for girls.Atsushi Murasakihara agreed with your taste and said that it would be better if it was a real hot pot base. Akashi Seijuro opened it and smelled it for a while and said it smelled good.

In fact, skin care products with various flavors are really popular among girls recently, but the flavors that normal girls like are cherry blossom, milk or strawberry, and the special ones are oolong milk tea, jasmine and so on. , only if you prefer unique flavors, the most recent favorites are spicy hot pot flavored lipsticks and fried chicken flavored perfumes, and you don’t think there is anything wrong with it, and you are very happy to think that you have caught up with the trend of Japanese girls.

If your Armani perfume is not trying to stop you, you may even want to buy snail powder perfume and stinky tofu spray.

Aomine Daiki took back his words, very glad you didn't give him any weird sunscreen.

"Speaking of which, are you the manager of the First Army? I don't think I've seen you before." Aomine Daiki finally realized the fact that he didn't know you after chatting with you for so long.

"Ah, I'm the manager of the Three Armies, but today I'm on a different shift from May." You explain to him, and remember that Aomine Daiki seems to be Momoi Itsuki's childhood sweetheart.

Hey, I can't imagine it at all.

You looked at Aomine Daiki: "Oh, you are the basketball idiot who was late for the start of school and fell asleep in class as Mayukou said."

Aomine Daiki was very dissatisfied with his prefix: "Hey! Don't believe what that guy May said!"

Shintaro Midorima silently made up the knife next to him: "If I remember correctly, you failed the exam at the beginning of school, right?"

Hearing this, you are very curious: "Mr. Qingfeng, are you a sports student?"

After receiving the other party's denial, you can't help but wonder how Aomine Daiki got into Teiko Middle School.

Aomine Daiki and Midorima Shintaro cursed and said that his grades were very stable, hovering steadily at the pass line, and you couldn't help but come out of Versailles.

"Aomine-kun, the ones standing in front of you right now are the top three in your grade~" You proudly pointed at yourself, Akashi Seijuro and Midorima Shintaro.

"Huh?" The other party didn't understand your intention, "So what!"

You shrugged your shoulders and said that you can come to you if you have any problems with your studies. Aomine Daiki didn't respond, but Midorima Shintaro snorted: "I will surpass you next time."

?My friend, your desire to win is really strong.

You ignored Midorima Shintaro's words and heard Aomine Daiki asking Akashi Seijuro for your information.

In the blink of an eye, you suddenly realize that Momoi Itsuki is a pink hair, Aomine Daiki is a green hair, Murasakihara Atsushi is a purple hair, Midorima Shintaro is a green hair, Akashi Seijuro is a red hair...

You're shocked and subtly feeling isolated.

Is this the reason why I can't become the first army manager?You seem to have realized that after thinking about the situation where the team that introduced the names of the members of the basketball team to others was destroyed by yourself, you, who have a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, absolutely cannot tolerate this kind of thing happening.

So when Akashi Seijuro introduced you to them and mentioned your name, you immediately waved your hand and denied it: "No, from now on, please call me Kurosaki Shogo." You cleverly made up a matching team shape name.

Atsushi Murasakihara nodded, Aomine Daiki thought the name sounded familiar but couldn't remember where he heard it.

Akashi and Midorima:  …

Shogo Huizaki who had to come back to training after being caught by Shuzo Nijimura for escaping training:?