My friends who complain about the gang are weird

You decide to go back and force Momoi Itsuki to change her name.

Change [cooking king] to [cooking killer].

Make chocolate - just melt the chocolate you bought, change the shape or color and wait for it to set.

With such simple steps, Momoi May made the chocolate sour.

"...Be honest, what did you add to the chocolate?" You couldn't help but ask as you looked at the dark mass in front of you that could no longer be called chocolate.

"Didn't the online tutorial say that if you add wine, it will become a chocolate with a liqueur heart, so I thought that if you add lemon juice, it will become a chocolate with a lemon heart!" Momoi Wuyue plausibly said.

You were silent, and then patted Momoi Wuyue on the shoulder: "Why don't you give me chocolates?" You were afraid that the people in the basketball team would be poisoned to death. Of course, in order not to hurt Momoi Wuyue, you still swallowed the rest of the words went back.

"No!" Momoi Wuyue objected loudly, "How can we not give chocolates on Valentine's Day!"

You repeatedly explained to Momoi Wuyue that in China, Valentine’s Day is usually a couple’s holiday, and few people would make chocolates as gifts, and even if they did, they would be given to loved ones.

Momoi Wuyue said that she would go to the countryside and do as the Romans do, so she popularized the customs of Valentine's Day in Japan with you.

In Japan, girls will give out a lot of chocolates, and chocolates are divided into two types: Honmei chocolates and Giri chocolates.The former is given to loved ones or lovers, while the latter is given to relatives and friends.

"Since it's Giri Chocolate," you sighed, "Why don't you just buy it outside?"

Momoi Wuyue waved her hand: "No way, those in the basketball club will definitely receive a bunch of chocolates bought from outside. If we make it ourselves, it will be unique!" She ignited her fighting spirit again.

You look at the mess on the cooking table, and silently pray that Momoi Mayzuke doesn't have your share of the chocolates made.

After the lemon chocolate, she saw the mustard next to it and started a new round of attempts.

You decide to pretend you can't see, and put your head down to think about what kind of chocolate you should make.

To be honest, you don't think everyone in the basketball club will eat chocolates when they receive them, except Atsushi Murasakihara.So you boldly decided to make a chocolate decoration of their cartoon phenomenon, which is edible, but who would have the heart to bite off their own "head"?

Just do what you say, you use fondant to make a cartoon image of everyone in the basketball team. Of course, you don't have this skill, but fondant does.

Mature fondant, you only need to draw the Q version of the characters to it, and it will knead itself.

Once the figures are done, you just need to paint them with chocolate and put them in the fridge to solidify.

It takes a lot of time to complete these steps. After you pack the chocolate man you made, it will be dark the day after tomorrow, and Momoi May’s chocolate will be completed tentatively.The reason why I say tentatively is because judging from its appearance, it is still normal.

After you bid farewell to Momoi Itsuki, you stopped by the supermarket to buy some chocolates, planning to give them to others.

On Valentine's Day, you know that everyone in the basketball team is very popular, but you didn't expect it to be this high.

Like right now, your table is flooded with chocolate.

The culprit is your deskmate Seijuro Akashi's table hole, which is filled with all kinds of chocolates, you don't need to judge, they are basically natal chocolates, so many that some slipped to your side.

Of course you also received chocolates, but it pales in comparison to your tablemates.

The chocolates received by Shintaro Midorima are also comparable, and you can't help but tease them: "Happy Valentine's Day, two chocolate wholesalers."

Then pass them the chocolate you made.

Your chocolate is packaged in a transparent box, if you don't observe carefully, it looks like a figure.You explained how this chocolate is made, and Shintaro Midorima pointed to his villain: "Although, why does my villain have this expression?"

There are two bright blushes on his little face, and he looks very shy.

"This is my whim! These expressions are too difficult to appear on your faces, so I can't help but want to try." The villain in Midori is shy, the villain in Akashi is innocent, and the villain in Aomine is arrogant. Jiao, Ziyuan villain is angry, Heizi villain is wronged, Huang Lai villain is gentle, except for Wuyue who is a big beauty, everyone else feels somewhat disobedient.

Akashi Seijuro looked at his innocent showman for a while, smiled and said: "Thank you, I like it very much." Then he handed over a box, "I remember you like this cheesecake very much, this is a return gift."

——It’s a limited cake from that super expensive dessert shop that requires an appointment for a long time in advance!You have been thinking about it for a long time, and you mentioned it to your tablemate, but unfortunately you didn't make an appointment, but the other party actually bought it!

You accepted it like a red envelope for Chinese New Year, hugged the cake box and shouted, "Thank you Akashi-sama! From today onwards, I will be a member of your support club!"

Akashi Seijuro smiled fondly.

"Spineless." Shintaro Midorima turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly at you when he saw your happy appearance, but he still handed you his gift with integrity.

You blinked, looking at the envelope in front of you.

I opened it curiously, and there was a ticket inside.

It's a festival ticket for your favorite band!You spat out a bunch of rainbow farts at Midorima Shintaro very dog-leggedly. The other party didn't respond, but if you observe carefully, your ears are slightly pink.

Anyway, you were very happy to receive the gift in return, and even when Daiki Aomine accepted your chocolate, he offered to take a photo of Mai as a gift in return, and you didn't scold him as a pervert.

However, you looked at the chocolate piled up in the corner of the basketball department and asked doubtfully, "When did the basketball department start taking homeless chocolates?"

Hei Zizhe also silently explained: "That's the chocolate that Huang Lai received." You can also hear a bit of envy and resentment.

Fearing that Hei Zizhe would turn black in place, you immediately took out the chocolate man you gave him, saw the other person's eyes light up, and then thanked you very solemnly.

You waved your hand, then rubbed your chin: "Is that why Rhubarb is so popular?" You know that he is a model, but his real character is completely inversely proportional to his image, so you can't imagine the silly Kise Ryota is ridiculously popular.

"The other person's design is maintained well." You define it decisively, and then you are hugged by a mass.

"I will be very sad when the manager says that!" The other party rubbed against you, and then made a pitiful voice.

Before you could explain, he held out his hand: "Where's my chocolate?"

You can't help but want to complain about who would ask for chocolate so directly, but you can't bear the aggrieved expression on the other party's pretty face, so you still give him the chocolate.

Kise Ryota burst out at his villain, you can even hear some cheerful BGM playing behind him, the other party couldn't put it down, and then pointed to his pile of chocolates: "The words that the manager likes Eat whatever you want!"

Anyway, this is what the girls want. You really want to scold him for the fans, but the other party will only keep saying "so cute!", "I made it by myself!", "I'm so happy!".

Isn't he just a fondant chocolate man?You looked at Heizi Tetsuya in puzzlement, and the other party said with a look of disbelief, "Maybe it's because the manager did it."

Giving up on the line with Ryota Kise, you put his mountain of chocolates in a big bag and carefully put them in the storage room, and then you ran into Atsushi Murasakihara who was looking for snacks.

By the way, he handed him his chocolate man, and after the other party looked at it carefully for a while, he bit it off: "It's a bit sweet."

You looked at the Ziyuan people who had only limbs left, and were silent for a while, then pretended to be calm and said to improve next time.The guy gives you his potato chips, then goes off to find some snacks.

The chocolate people from the basketball club finished delivering, and then, no accident, you received a text message bombardment from Gojo Satoru.

[Where is my Valentine's chocolate! ]

You let him teleport over, and in the next second, you plunge into the arms of a white hair.

The other party took advantage of the situation and hugged you: "Okay, I've hugged you! What about the reward?"

You reluctantly handed Wutiaoren to him, oh yes, Wutiaoren and Xiayouren are sex-transformed versions you made, Wutiaowu saw his villain expressing narcissism that "both men and women are good-looking" Speaking, seeing Xia Youjie's villain, he laughed in situ for 10 minutes.

You feel sad for Xia Youjie to have such a friend.

The other party stopped after laughing enough, suddenly took off the blindfold, looked at you with sapphire-like clear and translucent eyes, and said seriously: "Next time, can you be your villain for me?"

You blink suspiciously.The other party moved his gaze, and said nonchalantly, "I'm not willing to eat myself, you give me your villain, so that I can eat you."

You always feel that there is a difference between these words, but you don't understand it for a while, so you can only retort: ​​"My villain, you actually have the heart to eat it! You are so cruel!"

Gojo Satoru tilted his head and thought for a while, then looked straight at you again: "Yes, I can't bear it."

Something is wrong with Gojo Satoru today, you go over with a haha, and ask him to bring the chocolate man to Xia Youjie, and then sneak home quickly.

On the way home, you passed the Metropolitan Police Department, and you put the chocolates for Matsuda Jinpei in his car, and attached a small note,

When Matsuda Jinpei got off work, he saw the gift box on the car at a glance. He thought it was another chocolate given to him by a fan girl. He picked it up and saw that the small note on it was written in delicate characters:

[Police Uncle, Happy Valentine's Day!No one gets off work so late, right?No way no way?Just kidding, this is for your chocolate man, thank you for your dedication to the people!

ps: It is recommended to treat it as a family heirloom, not to eat it.Thank you for your cooperation!

——Lei Feng]

Matsuda Jinpei couldn't help laughing, carefully put the gift box in his bag, and then took out his mobile phone to send a message.

[Don't worry, Lei Feng, I will make a good offering and pass it down from generation to generation. ]

You replied with an unnecessary emoji, and the other party sent a voice in the next second.

"As a return gift, can I treat you to a meal, Little Lei Feng?"

Although the other party's magnetic voice is very easy to move your heart, you still refuse Sanlian: [Every time I eat, I'm tired!Also, as a good citizen, refuse to be tempted!No bribes! ]

Mr. Police, who was rejected, was not dissatisfied. Instead, he ordered your favorite milk tea with a note on it: Happy Valentine's Day, I hope you stay active and happy every day.

"Okay, Happy Valentine's Day."