parasitic son

Fang Ziwei's pension ran away, and An Tianxin's head was also taken away.

Truly is rescuing his clay figures.Fortunately, there were not many clay figurines in his room, and only two were damaged by Pension.True took out new clay to fill in new legs for his broken figurine.The little people seemed to be very frightened. When Mr. Cat entered the room, the remaining intact clay little people were all frightened and hid in the pile of books on the bookshelf.

"Sure enough, it's Ann who messed up everything Tianxin, even if he only has one head, he still emits light waves that mess things up."

"If you don't blame the perpetrators but instead blame the victims, it's like the indifference of social news."

Mr. Cat said: "I don't think it's a big deal for the cat to run away, but it's holding An Tianxin's head, so I can't let it wander around the street with this head."

"Of course we have to get it back." Xiaozhen said, "This cat ran away from my house, and what happened is my family's responsibility. From the perspective of Aunt Fang Ziwei's superficial consciousness, if she learns that the pension has been lost Now, she really will have a heart attack and die on the spot."

"Let me remind you, this cat has been running for 10 minutes." Captain Madara asked him, "How are you going to find it?"

"Of course it's that one!" Xiaozhen replied.

Xiaozhen picked up a blue cat pension cat hair from the floor, and then quickly recalled the mosquito search machine unit that was collecting Cui Zhizhi's family solution in the sewer, and set the dna related information of the cat hair as the search for the mosquito search machine Target.Hundreds of mosquito search planes set off in a mighty way.

The dots on the monitor showed the location of the mosquito search machine, and with this amount, the pension should be found in no time.

Snapped.Snapped.

Two light spots of the seeker suddenly disappeared.

Captain Madara said, "Your mother just shot two dead."

Xiaozhen: "..."

Manager Zhang is a senior salesman of LaCrosse Real Estate Company. He is looking at his instrument through the smooth marble wall.If today's client can close this list, it will undoubtedly become another milestone in his real estate sales career.

This high-end villa community is extremely sought-after, not only because of the location, but the houses in this community represent a stepping stone into another class.

Manager Zhang thought about today's guest, and he could feel that he was a wealthy man exuding a rich aura from every pore, and he was the kind of top guest who could pay the full amount directly.The order has to be done anyway, he thought.

If this order can be completed, Manager Zhang will get a commission of more than 10 yuan. Although in the eyes of his local rich and rich, it is just a drizzle, but for Manager Zhang, this is enough money to make him kneel and kowtow to his customers.

His father is currently in the hospital. Although he is reimbursed, the cost of various imported medicines will cost tens of thousands of yuan a month.His son is in a bilingual kindergarten, and the tuition fee is five to six thousand a month. His wife is clamoring for a sum of money from him to invest in opening a small store.He has a mortgage to pay, he has a car loan to pay.All kinds of things cost money.With this commission, at least he can breathe a little bit.

Do it anyway, he thought.Although the father of the former owner of that villa died in the house for no apparent reason, the police did not say it was a homicide, so it was not a haunted house.As long as he performs normally today, he will definitely be able to sell this apartment...

Snapped.

A cat walks on the windowsill.

It has a human head in its mouth.

Manager Zhang: "..."

cat:"……"

Human head: "..."

Manager Zhang closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and opened them again.

The cat squatted on the windowsill with the human head in its mouth.

……

He has a car loan to pay.He has a mortgage to pay.His son is going to school.His dad is waiting for his life-saving money.His wife has business to do.Manager Zhang took a deep breath.So what if there are homicides in the neighborhood?So what if a human head pops out of nowhere?

His order must be fulfilled today.

Is there anything more important in this world than making money?

No.

Manager Zhang opened the window calmly and beat the cat away with a mop.

Not to mention human heads, even if a cat has a skull in its mouth, don't try to interfere with him making money! !

No, there are no people in this neighborhood at all!It is an absolutely safe and auspicious community without a haunted house!

Principal Wu is trimming his hair.

Hair is the eternal pain of President Wu.When Principal Wu was young, he had black and thick hair. At that time, he was full of vigor and vitality.Now time has taken away not only his former ambitions, but also his beautiful hair.

He doesn't look old in the mirror, he has always been well maintained, his eyes are naturally slender, his wrinkles are just right, and he has a gentle and elegant temperament, which makes people feel close to him.However, this is only when he wears the wig.

He took off his wig sadly.The top of his head is already a little shiny, and most of his hairs have grown obscenely avoiding the center area of ​​his head, and now there are only a few hairs left on the top area of ​​his head, like a few shriveled caterpillars resting on his forehead On his forehead, he maintains his last dignity that has not completely become bald.

The him in the mirror now, after taking off his wig, all his elegance is gone.Those abrupt bangs hang down pitifully in this desert.I look like a burlesque clown, Principal Wu thought sadly.

He picked up the scissors, raised his hand to the mirror and began to trim slowly.Since his baldness has been getting worse, he has been reluctant to go to the barber shop.Taking off the wig in public is no less than a public execution after a parade for Principal Wu.

It's pruning, but it's just a little bit.Principal Wu looked at the only remaining hair on the top of his head in the mirror emotionally, thinking about whether to use a new hair growth agent, as long as he keeps trying, maybe one day there will be a miracle...

There was a rattling sound outside the window.

Principal Wu turned his head.

A fat blue cat was outside his windowsill with a human head in its mouth.

Principal Wu: "..."

cat:"……"

Human head: "..."

"Head? Human head??" Principal Wu, who finally realized what he was looking at, trembled with fright, and with a click, the only remaining hair on his head fell to the ground.

The cat ran away with the head in its mouth.

Principal Wu began to wail in front of the mirror.

Teacher Xiao Yuan is sitting under an outdoor parasol in an outdoor coffee shop.She erected the magazine, covering her face perfectly.

She was peeking at the table near the flowerbed.Sitting at that table were Mr. Feng and a young girl.That was Mr. Feng and his blind date.

Mr. Feng's sitting posture is a little stiff, and this blind date is probably another long ritual test for him.This is Teacher Feng's second blind date this month, Teacher Xiao Yuan thought to herself, this girl is prettier than the one on the first blind date.

Teacher Xiao Yuan judges the appearance of human beings from the eyes, nose and skin.According to her research on humans, women with good-looking eyes, straight noses and smooth skin tend to receive favorable reviews.The girl in front of her has big eyes. Although the pores of her skin are a bit large, she can be regarded as a human beauty.

But Luo Qingxi, the proprietress of the wonton shop, should not be as good-looking.According to Teacher Xiao Yuan's recent observation, Teacher Feng's crush on Liu Xingquan's parent, Luo Qingxi, is purely her own misunderstanding.Teacher Feng did frequent that wonton shop, but the few topics he had with the proprietress were limited to buying and selling wontons and Liu Xingquan. He was not so much attracted by the proprietress as he was convinced by the wontons.

The wontons made by Liu Xingquan's mother are really delicious.

Thinking of this, each individual shouted loudly, "It's delicious!" "It's delicious!!" "I'll eat it later!!"

Teacher Xiao Yuan pressed the individual noisers, she quietly raised her eyes, and continued to observe Teacher Feng and the blind date girl.

In the eyes of Teacher Xiao Yuan, this blind date girl is mentally torturing Teacher Feng.Since she was seated, her topic has never left the three topics of salary, house, and car.

"My dad is planning to buy a Cadillac xt5, so that it will be convenient for traveling in the future." The blind date girl asked Teacher Feng with a smile, "Do you have any favorite car that you can recommend?"

Teacher Feng smiled very amiably, and calmly recommended a car to the blind date girl.

The blind date girl put down the coffee cup, "The parking spaces in our community have always been tight, and we have to fight for parking spots every day. I wonder if there is such a situation in your community?"

"Sorry, I don't have a car now, so I don't know much about the parking situation in the community." Teacher Feng said politely, "The house I rent is very close to the school, and I commute to get off work by bicycle every day."

"Oh, you are renting a house now. I think a car is a must-have, and you still have to buy this." The blind date girl smiled, and a subtle expression appeared on her face, "Does Teacher Feng plan to buy a house in this district in the future? ?”

"The housing prices in this area are really high."

"Of course, your place is a good school district." The blind date girl laughed and said, "Nowadays, when buying a house, you have to consider that your children will go to school in the future."

"you are right."

"For the sake of the child, life and death are determined by the school district. It is said that children should not lose at the starting line, but in fact many issues have to be considered before the child is born."

"you are right."

"Now it's different from before. Teachers' salaries and benefits have been raised. Are there any preferential policies for buying a house?"

"It depends on the situation."

……

(She is mentally torturing Teacher Feng.)

(Teacher Feng is dying.)

(No, Teacher Feng is barely maintaining a smile.)

(Evict her!)

(Evict her!!)

(Evict her!!)

(Ask the Consolidation to agree to expel her!)

(It is strongly required that the Consolidation agree to expel the target!)

The individuals were making noise again, Teacher Xiao Yuan pressed the voices of the individuals.She was very curious how Teacher Feng sat down patiently and kept chatting.Teacher Feng still smiled amiably and gently, without any sign of impatience, his demeanor always fascinated her.It's just that the target of his laugh is this annoying blind date girl, which is not funny at all.

This is a social etiquette unique to creatures like Homo sapiens.

It's like they slender crabs have to get together to act collectively.

But even so, she really wanted to stop their boring blind date.Teacher Xiao Yuan took a sip of coffee, and she glanced at her watch. Their chat had only started for 6 minutes.According to Teacher Feng's etiquette, this chat will last at least half an hour.

boom!

A blue cat jumped off the coffee shop's sign and onto the parasol, swaying from side to side.

Teacher Xiao Yuan raised his head.

One head is glaring.

Teacher Xiao Yuan rubbed his eyes.

Yes, the Gnuth head was glaring at her.

"..."

The head gurgled and rolled off the parasol, and fell directly into the arms of the blind date girl.The blind date girl lowered her head and stared at the head between her arms.Three seconds later, she burst into a scream that could tear the eardrums of everyone present.

"AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThe head drew a graceful arc in the air, landed on Teacher Xiao Yuan's round table, and smashed her coffee cup.

Teacher Xiao Yuan silently looked at the head in front of him.

The head also stared at her, and then he said, "Grass mud horse."

"..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" The blind date girl was still screaming.

Teacher Xiao Yuan held his forehead, and just wanted to ask An Tianxin what was going on.Her student Yan Zhen suddenly rushed to the scene.

Xiao Zhen shouted loudly: "This is a prop head!! Everyone, don't panic! This is a prop head." He came to Teacher Xiao Yuan while talking, picked up An Tianxin's head with an apologetic face, and said: "Don't panic, it's just a prop head, which was taken away by the cat."

Teacher Xiao Yuan said softly, "An Tianxin's head was cursing just now."

Xiaozhen said softly: "Please don't tear down my stage, teacher." Then he smiled and said to everyone: "It's a prop head we use for activities. Don't panic haha."

Teacher Feng walked up to Xiaozhen and looked at the head in Xiaozhen's hands curiously. He asked, "This is...the prop head? What activities are you doing?"

"Yes, teacher, this is the head of an orc. It belongs to a monster." An Tianxin's current head does not have optical camouflage, showing his original orc appearance.

Xiaozhen raised his head and said impassionedly: "This head represents the victory of our alliance. This is the shameful end of the tribal pigs!! For the alliance! For Anduin! Long live the alliance!"

An Tianxin's head: "..."

Teacher Feng looked at An Tianxin's head silently.The blind date girl next to her yelled, "Is this your student?"

"Yes."

"Your students are too much!! How can you make such a scary thing???"

"Ah, I don't think he did it on purpose. After all, he was picked up by the cat."

"What cat!! I think he just wants to scare people on purpose!!!" The blind date girl said angrily, "You should educate your students well."

"Sorry, I really think it's just an accident." Teacher Feng said sincerely, "I think it's interesting for students to do some handicrafts. If it scares you, I really feel sorry."

The blind date girl picked up the bag bitterly, "What kind of student and what kind of teacher!! The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!" She stomped away with high heels.

After watching the blind date girl leave, Teacher Feng said: "Yan Zhen, even if World of Warcraft has declined, you can't pick conflicts between camps like this."

"What, teacher, are you a tribal person?"

"That's right, life is a tribal man, and death is a tribal ghost." Teacher Feng said with emotion, "It's just that this orc is too ugly. I really don't want to admit that this is our orc's head."

An Tianxin's head: "..."

Xiao Zhen held An Tianxin's head and left. Before leaving, he winked at Teacher Xiao Yuan.

Teacher Xiao Yuan called the clerk to clean up the cup crumbs and coffee stains on her round table.Teacher Feng came to her: "Ah, your coffee..."

"It's okay, it's all an accident."

Teacher Feng sat down in front of her, and he said, "Let me buy you a drink. It just happened to be a coincidence."

Teacher Xiao Yuan blinked and nodded.She thought to herself, this development is really good.