parasitic son

On this day, An Yuan's two girlfriends, Fang Ziwei and Li Xinyi, visited Yan's house.

As soon as Fang Ziwei entered the door, she picked up her pet air bag and showed it to An Yuan.Because she was going on a business trip for a while, she entrusted the cat to An Yuan.

"You did bring the cat."

"There is really no way to go on a business trip. I can only stay at your home for a few days."

Fang Ziwei put the cat bag on the floor, opened the zipper, and a fat blue cat came out cautiously.

"Ah, cute."

"This is my son, I will trouble you these few days."

"Okay, okay." An Yuan squatted down, stretched out her hand and carefully touched the blue cat, and the blue cat immediately rubbed its head on it obediently, narrowing its eyes and purring.

An Yuan covered her heart and exclaimed "so cute".Li Xinyi, who was standing by the side, kept praising the cat for being so obedient.

True and Captain Madara, the cat, stand aside watching the arrival of the guests, and the cat.

"Your position has been challenged," said the chicken.

"Your status has been challenged." Xiaozhen said.

Mr. Cat ignored the two companions indifferently with silence.

But Fang Ziwei quickly pulled Mr. Mao into the battlefield with words. "Let's see if your cat gets along with my son."

The blue cat also noticed Mr. Cat not far away.It stared at Mr. Cat for a few seconds, then turned its head and continued to rub An Yuan, only rubbing An Yuan so elated.

"It's provoking you," said the chicken.

"It's provoking you." Xiaozhen said.

"You can shut up now."

"Your cat is so obedient." An Yuan exclaimed as she raised her hand to the blue cat, "What's its name?"

"pension."

"what?"

"pension."

"This name..."

"This name contains all my life expectations." Fang Ziwei replied emotionally.

"...Your life expectations are really low."

"What misunderstanding do you have about the busy social animals?"

"Okay. Pension." An Yuan held up the blue cat's pension, "From today onwards, you are a member of our family. Get along well with my Mr. Cat and Captain Madara."

Fang Ziwei came to Mr. Cat, and she took a good look at Mr. Cat, "An Yuan, your cat is really cute, much cuter than the video you took." She stretched out her hand to touch Mr. Cat.Mr. Cat avoided her hand very coldly.Fang Ziwei felt empty, and she said, "Wow, she's still a tsundere cat."

"Our cat is always very cold."

"I can see it." Fang Ziwei lowered her voice, keeping her voice within a range that An Yuan could not hear, "Although you look cute, in my eyes, you are not as good as my son's pension One, my pension is the most beautiful cat in the world."

Mr. Cat: "..."

Xiaozhen: (This is provocation!)

Chicken: (This is provocative!)

Mr. Cat: (I have no interest in competing with her eunuch son, shut up all of you.)

An Yuan Fang Ziwei didn't know anything about Mr. Cat's declaration of war just now. She happily came to Mr. Cat and Captain Madara with her pension in her arms. She grabbed one of the blue cat's paws and said to Mr. Cat, shaking: "Come say hello to my Mr. Cat. Hello, I'm Pension."

Shallow Awareness of Pensions: (Hehe, servant.)

Mr. Cat: "..."

An Yuan waved Pension's paw at Captain Madara again, "Hello, Captain Madara, I am Pension."

Superficial Awareness of Pensions: (Hehe, chicken.)

chicken:"……"

An Yuan hugged her pension and said with a smile: "It seems that we will be able to live in harmony."

No, not at all.Xiaozhen felt that the next week might be quite bad.

After settling the new Blue Cat's pension, An Yuan, Fang Ziwei and Li Xinyi sat down on the sofa in the living room, chatting while watching TV.

A movie "The Night the Comet Came" is being shown on TV.The movie follows a comet that flies by on the night of a party of eight, causing a blackout that triggers a series of changes.

"I've seen this film." Li Xinyi said, "The result of this comet is the connection of multiple parallel worlds."

"Do you want to be such a spoiler?"

"This movie is so famous, you haven't seen it yet."

"I hate your reason for spoiling the party the most."

Fang Ziwei smiled and said, "I've seen it too."

"Am I the only one who hasn't watched it?" An Yuan shouted, "Then you can explain the plot to me. I was confused just now."

The picture on the TV is showing the heroine watching thousands of lights, she sees countless parallel worlds, and countless herself.These worlds are all the same people, but experienced events differently.Countless parallel worlds, the same people, different destinies.

Li Xinyi adjusted her glasses, and she said: "The multi-world theory of quantum mechanics, you have all heard of Schrödinger's cat. Specifically, after opening the door, the possibilities of Schrödinger's cat exist at the same time. There are two universes alive and the cat is dead. The theory of this movie is that because of the influence of comets, multiple macroscopic worlds are in a coherent state, which allows people in different worlds to observe each other and even enter into another world. "

"Can you make it simpler?"

"Different choices lead to different results, resulting in different parallel worlds. For example, if you followed your father's wishes and did not choose your husband Yan An, then you are in another parallel world. "

"There is no such possibility."

"I'm just making an analogy." Li Xinyi said, "Or if you were admitted to another university and never met Yan An, then you are also in another parallel world."

"Okay, I see what you mean."

The heroine on the screen looked at countless parallel worlds and made a decision. In this world, her career and love were not going well, and she was a complete loser, so she decided to choose the most beautiful world.There, she had a smooth career and a happy love.But there is another her in that world, so the heroine decides to kill her in that beautiful world line and replace her by herself.

"This is too much." An Yuan looked at the screen and said.

"This can be regarded as showing humanity." Fang Ziwei peeled the orange and said, "Suppose there is another you who has a failed marriage and a messy career, then you will definitely desire to have a better life for yourself. Seeing yourself so failed, another But I live so comfortably, it is normal to want to replace it.”

"Then isn't that killing people?" An Yuan said, "For your own happiness, can you trample on other people's lives? Even if it's another self, it's a life independent of yourself. How can you kill someone else for your own sake? trample on someone else's life?"

Fang Ziwei hugged An Yuan with a smile, "That's great, I just like you. If I were a man, I would have chased you home long before Yan An."

"Come on. I know I'm not as good as your cat son in your heart."

"It's different, the pension is my life!"

"I found out a long time ago that I am not only inferior to your pension in your heart, but also inferior to my Mr. Cat." An Yuan said, "I post on Moments, and you never like my selfies every day. I post cats." You are always in the first row in the photos of Mister! You hypocritical woman!!"

Li Xinyi echoed in a low voice: "That's right, hypocrisy!"

"Why don't you just join in the fun." Fang Ziwei suddenly said seriously, "Speaking of parallel worlds, I actually have a secret, and it seems that I have to tell it."

"what?"

Fang Ziwei said: "Actually, I came from another parallel world."

An Yuan said to Li Xinyi, "Change the channel."

Li Xinyi said, "Okay."

"You guys listen to me!"

"I don't want to listen to the nonsense of middle-aged women."

"Yes."

"You guys are going too far." Fang Ziwei said, "I'm telling the truth."

"Then is there any difference between the different world you came to and our world?"

Fang Ziwei looked serious: "In the world I came to, your driver's wife was my high school classmate, and now I have searched all the student files of my high school alma mater, but there is no her. From this, it can be inferred that I may be from Came from a parallel world. Isn’t it amazing?”

"...Oh, it's amazing~~~~~~"

"What an amazing setting."

"The faces of the two of you are really awkward, do you know that?"

"No, I was just shocked by your setting in a different world." Li Xinyi said seriously, "Actually, I also came from another parallel world. He was killed by a scumbag, not only his life was lost, but even his family property was swallowed up."

Fang Ziwei put the orange petals into her mouth: "...and then."

"Then An Yuan and I attended your funeral. After witnessing the faces of the scumbag and Xiaosan, the two of us decided to find out the real cause of your death. There is only one truth."

"Wait a minute, usually under this setting, isn't it me who came back from rebirth to slap the best and scumbags in the face? Why did I die like this?"

"Because the later stage of the plot is the shining stage for me and An Yuan, the two of us worked together to set up a female helper office, kicked the little three and punched the scumbag, and perfectly avenged you. Please rest in peace, that one Fang Ziwei of the world."

"..."

An Yuan took a sip of tea and said with a smile, "I sound really good in that world."

"She's the kind of nonsense she's read too much on the Internet. This setting is obviously the kind that hits the street." Fang Ziwei cleared her throat, "What I just said is true. Luo Qingxi is clearly in my memory It was my high school classmate, but reality tells me there is no such thing."

An Yuan grabbed her hand seriously, "Honey, if you notice confusion in your memory, I suggest you go to the neurology department of the hospital to have a look."

"I also want to say that I was captured by aliens for experiments."

"You are all enough!!"

Xiao Zhen looked at her room silently.His clay figurines fell to the ground in pieces, and two or three of them were crippled from the fall, crawling pitifully on the ground.

"..."

The chicken said: "The cat pension came to your room just now."

"Didn't Aunt Fang lock it in a cage?"

"This cat can open the cage by itself." Captain Madara said, "Actually, the focus of what I want to say is on the back."

"what?"

The chicken cleared its throat and said loudly:

"It ran away!! Fang Ziwei's pension just jumped out of the window and ran away!!"

"That sounds really hopeless, both literally and realistically."

"More than that."

"what?"

"It took away An Tianxin's head."

"??what?"

"It's gone! Fang Ziwei's pension just jumped out of the window with An Tianxin's head in his mouth!!"

"..."

Mr. Mao said calmly: "This is what makes people feel hopeless, both in the literal sense and in the real sense."