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An Tianxin looked in a very bad mood.

Ever since Xiaozhen held his head, his mouth hasn't stopped.

"Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse!"

"It's not good for you to scold your savior like this." Xiao Zhen said calmly.

"You should give it a try. One day you have only one head left, and you were soaked in water for more than a month. You were waiting to recover your original shape and return to normal life. Suddenly someone told you that the culprit melted himself again. Then your day of recovery is nowhere in sight!! Grass mud horse!"

"Calm down."

"That's not counting!! Just after you (with only one head left) soaked in the water for more than a month, suddenly a stupid cat played with your head as a ball, kicked, hit and ran around the world with its mouth, Tell me, how do you feel?"

"It does sound a bit miserable."

"It's a bit miserable?? This is a bit miserable??" An Tianxin's head yelled, "And my work!!! I've been absent from work for so many days, my perfect attendance award! I've accumulated a year of sick leave! ! All the annual leave I have accumulated so far! All gone!! Idiots!! Idiots!"

"Calm down, I'll let Boss Han deal with your boss."

An Tianxin's head said: "That's just not to lose my job. I know Boss Han's way of handling things well. Now that my performance appraisal in the second half of the year has been completely finished, my position in the heart of my boss must have been lost." My year-end bonus! My annual leave! All gone! I still have to pay off my car loan!! My car loan is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Captain Madara said from the side: "It's so sad, every sentence is full of blood and tears of beating workers."

"Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse!!" An Tianxin screamed at the sky.

Several passers-by frowned and walked past Xiaozhen.

"I can understand your feelings, but it's really uncivilized for you to breathe out fragrance in the street like this." Xiao Zhen said, "Looking at the passers-by, they think I'm swearing."

"Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse! Grass mud horse!" An Tianxin's head seemed unheard.

"..." Xiaozhen decided to change the subject, "I have a question."

"what?"

"The local swear words you said are insulting the other party by having sex with the other party's mother. I understand that you are venting your anger at the current situation." Xiaozhen said, "What do you Gnus people generally say when you swear? Woolen cloth?"

"Bahara Lali Rock." An Tianxin's head said a series of syllables.

"What does it mean?"

"It was your mother who fucked a pig and gave birth to you."

"..." Xiaozhen said, "You have pigs there too?"

"It's very similar, so it's okay to say that it's a pig." The head of An Tianxin said, "This is the most common humiliation of our Gnus. If you want a Gnus to kill your whole family someday, Just say it directly."

"Bahara Wax Rock?"

"Baharari Rock." An Tianxin's head said, "Turn your tongue a little more, and you should learn my pronunciation again. That's right, that's it. Very good, you have successfully learned how to marry a Gnus A sea of ​​blood and deep vengeance."

Captain Madara said: "Congratulations on your useless language skills."

After learning the completely useless Gnusian swear words, Xiaozhen went to the convenience store to buy a plastic bag, ignored the protests of An Tianxin's head, and stuffed him into the plastic bag.Put your head in a plastic bag, which can avoid the attention and trouble of many passers-by.

According to the message sent by the mosquito search machine, Xiaozhen found the blue cat pension along the way.

It is lazily lying on the wall in front of a residential building basking in the sun.Mr. Cat watched it from below.

Xiao Zhen came to the wall and waved to it, Pension Gold opened his eyes, turned over unmoved and continued to bask in the sun.

"I suggest you don't give it orders..." Before Mr. Cat could finish his sentence, Xiaozhen had already thrown the order "jump to our feet obediently" into Pension's head.

Pension stood up, glanced indifferently at the little real cat and chicken under the fence, turned around and jumped into the fence.

"...Why did it run away?"

"I said don't give it orders." Mr. Cat said, "Most cats have mental resistance. In other words, it is the instinct of cats to disobey orders. If you give it mandatory orders, its body will only Instinctively to defy."

"..." Xiaozhen raised a counterexample, "But that day you ordered the female cat Tiandou to jump down, and there is no problem."

"Because Sweet Bean likes my host, it was indeed a bit dangerous at the time." Mr. Cat looked at the wall and said, "It seems that you can only go behind the wall to catch it."

Xiaozhen went around into the building, walked into the corridor and found the resident, but no one answered the door after knocking for a few minutes.He circled back to the wall again, and stepped up the wall easily.Zhen is riding on the fence, ready to jump into the family's open-air balcony.

The balcony door creaked open.A man walked into the balcony. He was Mr. Li, the mathematics teacher of the No. [-] Middle School, and he was the object of fear for all the students in Xiaozhen's grade.

Xiaozhen was riding on the fence looking for a foothold at this time.Their eyes meet.

Teacher Li:"……"

Xiaozhen: "..."

How would a normal human react when they meet in this state?Xiaozhen thought about it, so he forced out a smile and waved to Teacher Li, "Hello, Teacher Li, the weather is really nice today."

"Yan Zhen!!!" Teacher Li shouted, "What are you doing!!!!"

Xiao Zhen easily jumped into the balcony on the first floor.The blue cat was nowhere to be seen.

Teacher Li's expression looked like a dark cloud passing through.Xiaozhen believed that if he had a gun, Teacher Li would definitely shoot himself ten times on the spot.

"What are you doing?? Are you crazy? What if you fall and get hurt? How did you climb up? How could you jump from such a high place?? Are you dying?"

A series of accusations crackled incessantly.To Xiaozhen's surprise, Teacher Li's focus was "are you injured?" "You can't jump from such a high place".

Xiaozhen is sincere and tries to reverse the point: "I'm sorry, teacher, I shouldn't just break into other people's homes."

"It's good that you know!! Go back and write me a 500-word review of your mistakes!" Teacher Li stared at Xiaozhen's legs, "Are your legs really okay?"

"No, no." Xiaozhen told Teacher Li that he was looking for a blue cat, which was very important to him.Because no one opened the knock on the front door, I had to go around and climb the wall to catch the cat.

"Cat? What does it look like?"

Xiaozhen took out his mobile phone and showed Teacher Li the photo of the blue cat.

"You wait."

Teacher Li entered the house, and a puppy ran from the house to the balcony.Xiao Zhen felt that the puppy looked familiar. He stretched out his hand to the puppy, but the puppy hesitated to move forward.

This dog seems to be one of the three dogs Xiao Sheng rescued earlier, Xiao Zhen thought.

There was a banging sound in the house.It sounded like the sound of heavy objects hitting the wall, and the sound of people fighting with each other.

bang bang! !Clap! !bang! !boom! !

Such a sound lasted for three to four minutes.Xiaozhen couldn't help shouting: "Ms. Li?? What happened?"

"It's none of your business. Wait outside for me!!"

"Oh……"

"Wang!!"

Seeing Teacher Li's voice so resolute, Xiao Zhen obediently stood on the balcony and waited.The puppy also squatted aside obediently.

bang bang! !Clap! !bang! !boom! !

Xiao Zhen thought to himself, this is just like a category seven hurricane wandering in the house, or three big men fighting in the room.

Clap! !bang! !boom! !boom! !Crash! !

It sounded like a cabinet falling to the ground.

The puppy stood up: "Wow! Wow!!"

Xiaozhen shouted: "Mr. Li, are you really alright?"

"It's okay!! You and Simba are waiting outside!!"

"Oh……"

"Wang!!"

"What's wrong?" Mr. Cat jumped onto the wall and asked him. "Have you caught it yet?" The chicken also flew to the fence.

Xiaozhen said: "My teacher won't let me intervene. He is looking for the cat in the room. But the sound in the room doesn't sound like catching a cat. It feels like Teacher Li participated in some kind of fighting competition."

boom! !boom! !Crash! !

After a sound that sounded like a heavy object fell hard on the ground, Teacher Li opened the door. His clothes were messy, his face was scratched with bloodstains, and he was holding a fat dog in his hand. Fat blue cat.

Teacher Li said out of breath, "Is this the cat you're looking for?"

Xiaozhen took the pension, "Yes." He raised his eyes to observe the scars on Teacher Li's face, "Teacher, the scars on your face..."

"fine."

"Teacher, do you want to see a doctor and get a vaccine?"

"I said it's okay!!"

The puppy rubbed against Mr. Li's legs, wagging its tail non-stop. "Wow! Woah!"

"Simba, get out of the way." Teacher Li opened the small door under the wall and issued the order to evict the guests. "The cat was found too, you can go."

"Teacher, are you really okay?"

"It's okay." Although the clothes were messy and panting, Teacher Li still put on a strict teacher's attitude, "Yan Zhen!! Remember to hand in the 500-word review to me on Monday!!"

"Wang!"

The door was closed.

Xiao Zhen walked home with his pension in his arms and the plastic bag containing An Tianxin's head.

Captain Madara said: "This pension is too powerful. Looking so fat and stupid, it can beat your teacher like this."

"Is it really the cat that hit it?" Xiaozhen said, he glanced at the pension in his arms, it was dozing off quietly with its eyes closed.

"That was not hit by a cat." Mr. Cat said, "The wound on his face is not a cat's scratch."

Teacher Li was sitting in the living room, and the puppy was circling around him wagging its tail.

He stood up, went to the kitchen to get a bag of dog food, grabbed a handful and put it in the dog bowl.The puppy happily leaned up to eat it whimpering.

boom! !boom! ! !

The puppy screamed and left the dog bowl and hid behind Teacher Li's legs.

A door in the room was shaking constantly, as if something in the room was hitting the door fiercely.

boom! !boom! !boom! !

呲呲呲.

Something is clutching at the door.

Teacher Li hugged the puppy and stroked its fur gently.The puppy whimpered.He said softly, "Don't worry, Simba, I will protect you."