parasitic son

Xiaozhen's eyes widened.

Things really sucked.

A broken flowerpot lay on the ground, and the plants inside had been trampled to pieces.

Xiao Zhen said, "This is Yan Zhu's summer homework."

This is the plant used for the observation log of bean seedlings that Yan Zhu planted ten days ago.Yan Zhu takes pictures, draws and writes diaries of it every day.This bean sprout is her Yanzhu's treasure.Before this bean sprout grew, all the seeds she planted failed, and only this bean sprout sprouted and thrived.She would mumble to it before going to sleep, encouraging it to grow tall and bear fruit as soon as possible.

Now, the remains of the bean sprouts are lying on the ground, and the stalks are trampled to pieces.

"What did you do??"

Mr. Chicken and Mr. Cat said in unison: "He did it!!!"

"Very well, you ruined Yan Zhu's summer homework."

Mr. Cat protested: "Watch your words, it's not us, it's that chicken."

Captain Madara squeaked: "Obviously you threw it down!!

Before Mr. Cat goes to war with the chickens, Zhen asks what they plan to do.

Mr. Cat went up and sniffed the plants: "It's hopeless. The stems are all broken."

"Do you understand what human juveniles do when they are emotionally unstable?"

Mr. Cat and the chicken fell silent.

"Normally, she won't cause any harm to our bodies, but it will undoubtedly bring an astonishingly strong mental attack." Xiaozhen added, "Probably the mental attack will not end until the end of the summer vacation."

"..."

"..."

For Captain Mama and Mr. Cat, Yan Zhu is the most terrifying existence in this family.The brain of a human juvenile is much more active than that of an adult. As long as she is at home, she will unconsciously send out various mood swings.Every time she is excited, for these three tentacle monsters who can naturally absorb human emotions, it is no less than the noise of chiseling the wall next door during the day and neighing in her ears.

After staring at each other for a while, they decided to go out to find the vulture merchant, and the chicken said that he had plant growth potions there.

Right now, we can only rely on alien props to solve this matter.

Fortunately, Yan's mother and Yan Zhu were not at home to go to class, so they could restore the bean sprouts to their original state before they came back.

Fox merchants are not to be trusted!Mr. Cat growled and repeated.

"Please come up with a second solution." The chicken snorted, "Do you think I really want to go to the fox merchant? But only the fox merchant has the plant growth agent."

Mr. Cat jumped onto the flower bed by the side of the road, turned his head and said, "No, I'm worried about other things. Does that fox merchant know your real body?"

The chicken said, "He knows I'm a mind eater."

Mind Eater is the common name given to Xiaozhen by the intelligent civilization in the galaxy.Thousands of years ago, Mind Eaters were described as one of the most terrifying and evil races.Even mentioning it is a kind of blasphemy to the protoss. For thousands of years, many innocent people have been executed because they suspected that they were occupied by the mind eater.

Even today, when Mind Eaters have gained recognition and the right to exist, they are still hated by most races.Xiaozhen is well aware of this, he was expelled from the last planet, the essence is because those in power cannot tolerate Mind Eater living in his territory.

Therefore, most of Xiaozhen's fellow clansmen chose to hide their identities.Now they are in a remote place far from the civilization of the galaxy, which can be called an ideal place for seclusion.But now the chicken says that there is an alien who knows its real body as a mind eater, and this alien is also a fox merchant with a bad reputation in the galaxy, which makes both Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat click their tongues.

"Only the same race can identify us, how did he know?"

"Uh, something happened." Captain Madara looked at the faces of Xiao Zhen and Mr. Cat and said, "He said he would never reveal my identity."

"Tsk. I don't want to comment on your reckless behavior." Mr. Cat rubbed the holly in the flower bed, and drew his tail into an arc, "Although it is legal for us to live on non-intelligent creatures, there are malicious intentions towards us in the Milky Way. There are too many prejudiced races, so I will not reveal my true identity to the fox merchant." It looked at Xiaozhen: "You can't expose it. No one can keep a normal mind and listen to whether a mind eater is doing it on purpose. Explanation for the encroachment of a juvenile intelligent organism."

Xiao Zhen nodded.The name Mind Eater is just like the attitude of the world towards them. This word is full of fear, disgust and misunderstanding.It has become a rule of life for most Mind Eaters to choose to conceal their real bodies from outsiders.

"I agree." Xiaozhen said, "Before leaving this body, I was human Yanzhen. So what is your role?"

Mr. Cat replied: "Aert, a pilgrim and consultant, was forced to be trapped here because of a spaceship accident."

The Elts are residents from the Elt star. Their shape is very similar to the cats on the earth, and they are one of the common races in the galaxy.This setting is very suitable for the current Mr. Cat.

After communicating with each other about their respective settings, a Mind Eater possessed by a chicken, a Mind Eater disguised as a local human, and a Mind Eater disguised as an Eltite arrived at the residence of the fox merchant.

The fox merchant lived in an apartment building facing the street.The four large gold-lettered signboards of Qingfeng Apartment stand conspicuously at the entrance.

At the prompt of Captain Madara, Xiaozhen entered "13101" and the password at the door control.The door clanged open, and they turned into the aisle and into the elevator.

There was an old man in the elevator. He looked curiously at Xiaozhen who was holding a chicken in one hand and a kitten in the other, and asked, "Floor 16?"

Xiaozhen said it was the 13th floor.

The old man pressed the 13th floor and muttered: "The people who went to the 13th floor recently are weird." After speaking, he glanced at Xiaozhen again.

From the outside, Room 13 on the 101th floor is not much different from ordinary human rooms.Xiao Zhen knocked on the door.

The door opened automatically.

The interior is a living room with ordinary furnishings, no matter how you look at it, it is the simplest home for an ordinary human being.

A girl appeared before their eyes.Her skin is delicate and pale, her eyes are big, and her long black hair hangs down to her waist. From the perspective of human aesthetics, she is a charming little beauty.

"Excuse me, what do you need?" The girl's voice was sweet and soft.

The chicken shouted, "It's me! Take us to your master. I brought him guests!"

The girl smiled and motioned for them to follow.

Xiao Zhen scanned the girl subconsciously, without any superficial consciousness, the girl was like a piece of pure white cloth with nothing on it.Xiaozhen couldn't tell what she was.

"Is she a human from this planet?" Xiaozhen asked Captain Madara consciously.

"I don't know. She's a living thing, not a robot anyway."

They followed the girl into another room, the girl opened a door, and a deep staircase appeared in front of them.When they stepped up the stairs, the walls on both sides seemed to disappear, replaced by nebulae of uncertain light and dark.With the footsteps, the corners of the stairs emit a shallow light, illuminating their path.

After walking for about a few minutes, they came to the room at the deepest part of the stairs.

The owner of the girl, the fox merchant in the mouth of the chicken, is sitting at the desk waiting for them.

It was a man. The man was very beautiful, with deep eyebrows like a knife, a charming smile on the corner of his mouth, and tenderness in his light gray eyes.He has an appearance that makes both men and women sway and fall in love with him.

The handsome man smiled and said, "My humble Han Junqian serves you all." He looked at the chicken, "Captain Madara, long time no see. Who are the two guests beside you?"

Captain Madara said: "A lost Elterian and a local human helper."

Han Junqian stood up and said, "I like the people from the Aert star, and likewise, welcome to this lovely local human being."

Mr. Cat said bluntly: "I thought all fox merchants looked like foxes." It looked the man up and down a few times, "Did you use an optical camouflage device?"

"Correct answer. According to the law, on planets without interstellar communication, alien visitors need to hide their identities to avoid causing riots. The locals are not very happy with a talking fox like me doing business with them. I strongly recommend this product." Han Junqian shook the watch on his wrist, "This is the latest C300, which adjusts and transforms your appearance according to your body shape. The new product further improves the fineness of your appearance on the basis of the original 4800 skin materials. At the same time, it can be completely customized according to your appearance. Customize the appearance according to your needs. Now ordering can save 5 points of service fee..."

"No need!" Mr. Cat jumped onto the desk, "We need to order a bottle of plant growth potion, the super-high-speed one. Do you have it here?"

"Plant growth agent?" Han Junqian smiled, "Of course there is. I just don't know which one you need."

"What kinds do you have here?"

"The plant growth agents I have here include the spore colony group, the golden tunnel land reclamation group, the interstellar plant protection research institute, and the Kunta orc farm. The prices are listed in order from high to low. Which one do you want?"

Mr. Cat communicated with brain waves: (I have heard about the notoriety of the spore group. The Interstellar Plant Protection Research Institute is a bunch of lunatics. What do you think?)

Captain Madara: (I hate the Golden Tunnel Land Reclamation Group. Their wealth management products have already set up several reclamation and immigration groups.)

Xiaozhen: (Let me remind you, we are not investing, we are just buying a bottle of medicine.)

Mr. Cat licked his paw: (I heard that the Kunta orcs took one interstellar year to turn a barren desert planet into a lush green forest resort.)

Captain Madara: (Then the Kunta orc.)

Xiaozhen: (I have no objection.)

After the brain meeting of the three, Mr. Cat asked for the plant growth agent of the Kunta orc.

The plant growth supplement comes in a small bottle which looks bland.Han Junqian put the plant growth agent on the table, and then they started bargaining.

"There is one more thing to pay attention to - the independent code of civilization."

Mr. Cat said: "I know that we must not provide this bottle of potion to the local people for scientific research or disrupt local order. Please rest assured. The lovely human assistant next to me is also very clear."

Han Junqian clasped his hands and smiled: "Yes, please keep it in mind. Although this is a remote corner of the interstellar world, if something really happens, it will attract the intervention of the safety committee and supervisory eyes."

"You said there are people from the safety committee and supervisory eyes here?"

"In the Milky Way, where is there no tentacles from them?" Han Junqian touched his chin and said, "By the way, I forgot to ask you one thing."

"what?"

"Who do you serve? The Legion or the Council?"

Captain Madara & Mr. Cat said angrily: "In such a remote corner, you still want to engage in camp struggle?"

……

Before leaving, Xiaozhen stared at Han Junqian for a long time.Han Junqian asked, "What's the matter, human assistant. Does my face bother you?"

I think your name is very similar to the hero of an idol romance drama.Xiaozhen blinked and said, "Did you choose your name yourself?"

"Oh? I asked the local passer-by who has lived here for many years to give me this name. How about this name? It will win people's favor once you hear it."

It sounds like the kind of hero who abandons the infatuated heroine and marries the white lotus female lead, and then gets beaten up by the rising heroine.But Xiaozhen said: "This name is full of connotations, it's really good."

Han Junqian smiled very satisfied.

"Your face with optical camouflage looks very nice now." Xiao Zhen continued, "I like it very much."

"You can really talk, human assistant." Han Junqian smiled, "How about it, do you want this latest C300 optical camouflage device? For you, I can waive 7 points of service fee for you."

"You mean not only no discount, but also a service fee?"

"My dear human assistant, in this remote corner, all alien goods are scarce. Considering the risk of long-distance transportation, it is not too much to charge extra service fees."

"I have no money. Goodbye." Although Xiaozhen is very interested in this optical camouflage device, there is no need to buy it at present, let alone he really has no money.This time, Captain Madara bought the plant growth potion with his Starnet account.The host Yan Zhen's family's money does not belong to him, and his own account on Xingwang cannot be used at all for some reason.He is now penniless.

Han Junqian smiled and handed Xiaozhen a business card: "It doesn't matter. I have another service here. Sometimes my customers have some small troubles. If you can help them solve them, you can also offset part of the payment. Of course, you have Any trouble, you can also call the number on the business card at any time.

So you are still a bounty guild agent.Xiaozhen glanced at the business card. The business card was very simple. The three words Han Junqian were written on the plain gray dark textured paper, and the phone number "68688818" was written on the bottom line.

"Looking forward to seeing you again~"

They went home quickly.Fortunately, both Yanmu Yanzhu and Aunt Li have not returned yet.

Xiaozhen found another flowerpot, buried a mung bean, and poured a drop of plant growth agent into the flowerpot.

After a few minutes, there was no movement in the flowerpot.

The chicken stared at the flowerpot and said, "Isn't this a high-speed growth agent? Why didn't it respond?"

Mr. Cat said, "What does the manual say?"

Xiaozhen pressed the label on the bottle, and a floating window popped up immediately, and a charming interstellar fairy in the window said coquettishly: "Magogo Larva, I will save you from all the troubles of body hair ~ order now to enjoy the discount... ..."

Mr. Cat said angrily: "Why are there advertisements!"

Xiaozhen took a look and said: "The advertisement prompt is 5 minutes long, and there is an additional lucky draw for customers. Oh, members who say to join Wuyoumei can jump to the advertisement."

"Go to Wuyou!"

Xiaozhen said: "Wuyoumei is the designated supplier of Legion, if you slander it, you are a heretic."

The chicken then shouted: "Heretic!"

"Enough!"

They continued to stare at the pots, the soil was quiet and there was no sign of sprouting.The floating window continues to play advertisements. After two rounds of advertisements, it is now showing edible chewing candy for intelligent Zerg. Once chewed, it will release nerve-stimulating hormones similar to the queen of the hive laying eggs, whether it is a sterile insect or a male insect Both experience the ultimate joy of spawning.

The impatient chicken said: "Is the dose not enough?" It grabbed the medicine bottle with its claws, trying to drip a few more drops into the flowerpot.Mr. Cat waved his paw, "Wait, let's wait for the instructions."

The cat's paw hit the bottle, and the chicken flinched subconsciously.The mouth of the bottle was tilted, and the growth agent poured half of the bottle in an instant.

The chicken shouted: "I didn't mean to."

Xiao Zhen said, "Look, the bean sprouts have grown."

I saw the tender green bean sprouts protruding from the soil, the slender stalks stood upright, and the thin leaves stretched out. If it only grows to this point, everything can be called perfect.But the bean sprouts showed no sign of stopping growing. It grew taller and taller, and the stalks became thicker and thicker.The main rod becomes as thick as a wrist in a few seconds, and more branches extend around.

Mr. Cat reacted very quickly and swung his paw at the stalk.In an instant, the stalk was in two, but it didn't stop growing.

The green stems that fell on the ground protruded and forked around like snakes, and countless green leaves trembled and stretched.They crawled up the furniture, took root in the rugs, spread across the ceiling, and split into more branches on the wallpaper.

"Great." Xiaozhen said, "Now my house has become a forest." As he said, the inside of Yan's house has been completely occupied by branches and vines, and there are low-hanging branches and green leaves everywhere, which is full of greenery. Forest view.

"Now I know how the Kunta orcs turned the desert into a forest." Mr. Cat said word by word: "Because some idiots poured the growth agent into it like water!"

"I didn't do it on purpose! You didn't do it first!" Captain Madara neighed.

Compared with just now, the growth of the branches has slowed down, but the branches are still developing vigorously.

Xiaozhen, Mr. Cat, and Captain Madara stared at the advertisement window silently. After the fifth round of advertisements was played, the manual finally came out.

"The local language and unit are being adapted, please wait... Please pay attention to the dosage of the medicine. We recommend 1ml of medicine mixed with 30000 grams of water, suitable for 1-2 acres of land, please do not overdose."

"..." Xiaozhen shut the window with a snap.

Mr. Cat sneered: "Very good. Now that it's done like this, the local humans will soon discover the anomaly. Then this vision will be known to the world in the news media, and then it will attract the eyes of the safety committee or supervision." It Pointing to Captain Madara, "You will be sentenced to 150 years for violating the independent civilization regulations."

It pointed to Xiaozhen again: "And you, you will be arrested on the spot for encroaching on a human body and sentenced to 800 interstellar years."

Captain Madara said, "Are you implying that nothing happened to you alone?"

Mr. Mao said confidently: "You use your account to buy plant growth agents. You can't escape. Xiaozhen can't leave his body, and he can't escape. Only I can escape perfectly. Don't worry, I will come later Inspector."

Xiao Zhen & Captain Madara: "..."

The doorbell rang suddenly.Mr. Mao, the captain of Little Mamabara, looked at each other, thinking of a way to hide it from the family.But after much deliberation, it seems that there is only one way to run.

The chicken jumped to the window and took a look and said, "It's not your family, it's your human friend Liu Xingquan."

"What is he here for?" Xiao Zhen frowned.

"I don't know, maybe it's about repairing friendship or something."

Now is not a good time to deal with Liu Xingquan.Xiaozhen looked around, and saw that it was reduced to a forest room, and the green leaves and branches were still growing wildly.

This is really troublesome.