parasitic son

Mr. Cat walked into the room silently, it jumped onto Xiaozhen's desk, and knocked the pen in Xiaozhen's hand away with one claw.

Xiaozhen frowned: "What are you doing?"

"I've had enough, keep your cheap sister away from me," said Mr. Cat, his words were sharp but calm.Although Mr. Cat has only lived in his house for a few days, Xiaozhen has already gotten used to the yin and yang strangeness caused by the contrast between his plain tone and content.

"She just wants to play with you."

Captain Madara laughed: "She's just dressing you in cute little clothes."

"Yesterday she changed me into three sets of extremely stupid lace dresses in a row, and just now she put on a stupid hat for me. I ask you to restrain your sister's behavior!"

"Human juveniles are just a little lively."

"That's right, the little girl is just lonely."

Both Xiaozhen and Captain Madara were very happy that Yan Zhu's attention was diverted and found a new playmate, and they were delighted to hear about Mr. Cat's plight.

During the conversation, Yan Zhu's footsteps approached, and Mr. Mao quickly got under the cabinet. "Tell her I'm not here." The door was pushed open, and Yan Zhu walked into the room.

"Xiao Mi, Xiao Mi?" She looked around, her eyes roaming among the furniture, "Brother Zhen, have you seen Xiao Mi?"

"It's called Mr. Cat." Xiaozhen corrected the title.Mr. Cat was hiding under the cabinet, staring at himself in the dark.He could feel the resentful gaze poking a hole in himself, "I didn't see Mr. Cat."

"But I clearly saw Xiao Mi coming in." The corner of Yan Zhu's mouth twitched, "Xiao Mi, Xiao Mi, where did you go..." Xiao Zhen suddenly felt his scalp go numb, this is the rhythm of his sister planning to stay here and not leave .

"Xiao Mi~~~~~" she started howling dryly.

"What happened to Zhuzhu?" Yan's mother also came in, Yan Zhu grabbed her mother and acted like a baby, "Xiao Mi is gone~~~, I clearly saw it come in."

"Don't worry. Mom will help you find it." Yan's mother searched around the room, and after a while, she leaned over and found Mr. Mao, "Xiao Mi is here."

At that moment, Xiaozhen felt that Mr. Mao was terrified and stupefied, as if he had seen the Yamuza star xenomorph vine mucous membrane insect that wanted to eat it alive. Yan's mother stretched out her hand and forcibly dragged Mr. Cat out from the bottom of the cabinet.Yan Zhu laughed through tears, and hugged Mr. Mao tightly.

"Xiao Mi, let's go." Yan Zhu shouted happily.Xiao Zhen and Ji watch Mr. Cat being dragged away with a dead face.

"He's cursing us," said the chicken.

"Stable peace always requires a price." Xiaozhen said frankly.

***********

Yan Zhu didn't trap Mr. Cat for too long, because her favorite cartoon started.Every day at six o'clock, Yanzhu will go to chase a cartoon Rogue Lothar on time.Nothing can stop Yan Zhu from watching this animation.The cartoon is about a fox named Lothar who fights for righteousness, eliminates evil and helps the weak.

In order to understand the local culture, sometimes Xiaozhen will also watch an episode.

He thought these colorful two-dimensional pictures of people were quite interesting.It's just that the interpersonal relationship of the characters in it is a bit too simple and rude.

Xiaozhen hopes that the interpersonal communication in human society can be as simple as in cartoons, or that everyone's IQ will drop together.

Real human beings are a bit more complicated.Just Liu Xingquan, whom he has come into contact with recently, is enough to make Xiaozhen's head full of question marks and completely puzzled.

Chicken and Mr. Cat watch animation from a completely different angle.This made Xiao Zhen unexpected.

Mr. Cat has a lot of opinions on the fox protagonist in the cartoon.

It said, "I don't remember fox people being so virtuous."

The fox people mentioned by Mr. Cat are a race of intelligent creatures from Kanta. They have a similar appearance to the foxes here and can walk upright.This group is mostly harmless, known across the stars for their cunning and slippery tradesmen.

Their reputation is far from notorious, and it is far from the good morals advocated by primate intelligent creatures such as honesty and justice.Almost all interstellar travelers have the experience of being tricked by profiteers.

Xiaozhen said: "This is just a cartoon, a fox imagined by humans."

The fox protagonist in this picture is spreading the ill-gotten gains from the wicked to the poor. "This is everyone's wealth!!" Lothar yelled, and the voices of the poor were thunderous.

Captain Madara scolded: "Damn it! I've never seen a fox willing to spit out a dime."

Xiaozhen said: "This is just a cartoon, a fox imagined by humans."

Mr. Mao sneered: "Hehe. You don't want to know how the fox-man profiteer tricked me last time."

Xiaozhen: "I don't want to know."

Mr. Cat said self-consciously: "When I was on vacation on Allen Star, I lived in a better body at that time. In order to keep the house clean, I very carelessly ordered a self-cleaning maid from a fox. That's cheap, I admit. But I thought at least one cleaning robot would be delivered. Do you know what the bloody Vulpera sent?"

The chicken asked, "What did you bring?"

Mr. Mao said angrily: "They sent a zombie! A zombie that was forcibly set to only clean!"

Xiaozhen blinked: "I've heard of this. There is a trade industry that brainwashes zombies as labor."

"If the zombie only knows how to clean and clean, I can accept it. But the zombie has to drink fresh blood every day. If I don't drink it, he will vomit a lot of mucus in my room and be passive. I have to feed my zombie every day. To buy fresh blood, you need to spray three times as much deodorant in the room. By the way, fresh blood is also sold by profiteers, plus a 20% service charge."

"..."

Mr. Cat glared angrily at the fox in the animation.

The chicken opened his mouth and said, "Actually, there is really a fox merchant here."

"What did you say?"

"Yes, it's in this city, very close to here." The chicken said, "This is the only alien trader I have explored here for more than half a year, and he is also the only alien trader here with a legal license that I know so far. "

"what do you mean?"

Ji Zheng said: "It's just that we have no choice, only this one."

Xiaozhen & Mr. Cat: "..."

*****

Yan An picked up the books scattered on the ground one by one.

Someone threw the books in his schoolbag downstairs while he was away.

This is the second time today.

It's not surprising that this happened.The junior high school student he tutored lost valuables worth tens of thousands of dollars at home, and the junior high school student's mother insisted that he stole it.He still remembered the way the mother cursed him with her blood-red eyes.First at his home, then at the police station.

By yesterday, the mother had gone straight to school.She went straight to the principal's office and angrily accused the school of lax discipline and teaching such morally corrupt students.Her voice was so high-pitched that everyone on the floor could hear it.There were whispers among the students, and even the cleaners were talking about it.In the corridor between the classrooms, the students looked at him with disdain.He went back to the classroom and sat down, and heard someone behind him saying: "Pretentious thief."

Two days ago, Yan An was still a good student in the teacher's heart, a role model for the students, but now he has become a stain on the class.He dusted off the books he picked up from downstairs just now and stuffed them into the drawer.Wei Hongzhuo, who was sitting on the side, smiled and talked with others.

Yan An knew that he must be talking about himself.There is a small group centered on Wei Hongzhuo in the class.Wei Hongzhuo's family is rich, he is generous and loves to laugh, he is quite popular, and he has a group of followers around him.They have been rivals since the first year of high school, and Wei Hongzhuo probably looked down on his shabbiness from the very beginning.

He opened the pencil case, and two caterpillars looked at him from inside his pencil case.The students in the class let out harsh laughter.It's extremely boring, stuffing bugs into a pencil case is something only elementary school students do to scare girls.They want to see me scream?Yan An couldn't help but suspect the mental age of the classmate who played tricks on him.With no expression on his face, he grabbed two caterpillars with paper and threw them into the wastebasket.

Most of the students were laughing, only Wei Hongzhuo pursed his lips and looked gloomy.

The class bell rang, and the physics teacher came to the podium. Yan An shouted as usual: "Stand up!"

The moment he sat down, the place where the chair should have been turned into air, and Yan An sat down on the ground.Laughter erupted all around.The physics teacher angrily patted the podium and asked what they were doing.Wei Hongzhuo still looked at him gloomyly.

Yan An felt his ass hurt.

"Before the police come to a conclusion, I think their behavior is mentally handicapped." Yan An said to his class teacher.

The head teacher frowned: "What's going on, why are they still making trouble. It seems that I want to talk to them one by one. Tell me who are they?"

Yan An smiled wryly. Telling the truth is what the students hate the most. If he reports his name here, even if he can clear up his grievances afterwards, he will never get along well with his classmates in the future.What's more, it's useless to talk about it.Some mentally handicapped people just want to see me, the monitor, be unlucky.Whether it is the teacher or the principal, they have already done enough for him.

The head teacher looked at him curiously: "Yan An, to be honest, you surprised me."

"what?"

"General students, if they encounter this kind of thing, they will either lose their minds or panic or lose their minds with anger. Of course I believe you. But you are too calm. Yan An, don't you get angry when you are wronged?"

How could you not be angry.Yan An recalled that day when the shrew came to his house to make trouble, his parents were shaking with anger, and the neighbors stood on the corridor stairs pointing.In the end, the father roared like crazy: "No matter how poor our family is, my son is definitely not a stealer!!"

His anger seemed to have vented out along with his father's roar at that moment, and what was left was only deep tiredness.

Yan An said calmly: "There is no trace of their house being turned over. It is obvious that an acquaintance committed the crime. Since it is an acquaintance who committed the crime, the police must have locked down several targets. The results will be available in a few days."

He walked down the hallway to the classroom.Before entering the classroom, he heard a few students chattering.

"I really didn't expect our squad leader to be a thief."

"Yeah, I really can't tell."

"Didn't the teacher say that things are not sure at all?"

"I think it might be him. His family is really poor... We are all in high school and he is still working outside. It's hard to guarantee that it's not a moment of confusion..."

"Stop talking!" A female voice interrupted their discussion.Yan An stood at the door and looked towards the classroom.

Luo Qingxi stood up with a firm voice, "The police didn't say he was a thief, what are you guessing here? I believe Yan An." She rested her wrist softly on the table, staring at the few comments with her bright eyes. Gossiping classmates.

The anger that had subsided suddenly surged up again.Yan An felt like a bird trapped in a cage, struggling desperately but unable to make a sound.His anger raced in his chest, anxious to find an outlet.He wanted to scream, to rush into the classroom and yell at everyone, making them terrified at his madness.He doesn't need anyone's sympathy, not even hers...

But in the end, he walked into the classroom with a peaceful expression, greeted his classmates as usual and sat in his seat without looking at Luo Qingxi again.