parasitic son

Xiaozhen opened the door.

Liu Xingquan was standing at the door, his eyes fixed on the shoes.This is the first time they have seen each other since the funeral.

"Hello."

Liu Xingquan raised his head, but his gaze was still on the ground, "...my mother asked me to bring it over, but my uncle and aunt forgot to take it last time." He reached out and handed Xiaozhen a gift bag.

Xiaozhen stretched out his hand to take it.Liu Xingquan looked at him at this moment, his dark eyes flickered, and he said, "You won't let me in?

Xiaozhen said decisively: "No. I'm a little busy at home now."

After he finished speaking, Liu Xingquan's face flushed as if he had been stabbed.Xiao Zhen heard him muffledly say "I see." The boy quickly turned and left.

The chicken flew over his head and asked, "You sent him away?"

"Yes." I probably offended this young man's self-esteem somewhere, Xiao Zhen thought.If Yan's mother was here, she would definitely welcome the bereaved boy into her home with tenderness and love to comfort her.He had a feeling that he had missed a best chance to solve some doubts about the host Xiaozhen and reconcile with Liu Xingquan.But right now, there is really no time to study and understand the psychological problems of human teenagers. If we don’t deal with the crazy plant growth in the villa, the whole block will become a virgin forest scenic spot.

Mr. Cat is jumping up and down in the room to cut branches.It strengthened the cat's claws, and the sharp claws flew like blades, and the plant branches were cut off, separated, and scattered in an instant.

The branches and tendrils that fell on the ground quickly forked and took root again, wrapping around the furniture and clawing their teeth.

Xiaozhen said: "Thank you for your tireless contribution to the proliferation of the planet's forest business."

Mr. Cat jumped to the ground angrily, pawed at the branches and leaves twice and said, "Please come up with some feasible plans."

"Of course I'm looking for after-sales service." Xiaozhen said, took out the business card of the fox merchant from his pocket, and called Han Junqian.

After the call was connected, Xiaozhen didn't talk nonsense, and told Han Junqian the current situation in a simple and clear manner.

Han Junqian's voice on the phone was unusually hearty.

"No problem, of course we have considered this unexpected situation. Don't worry, don't worry, of course there is after-sales service. I will provide a solution right away."

"As soon as possible, my family could be back at any moment."

"Don't worry! I will deliver the goods to your door immediately, and solve all hidden dangers with lightning."

Xiao Zhen put down the phone.Mr. Cat on the side said: "Why do I feel that this fox merchant is just waiting for us to find him."

"I think so too." Xiaozhen glared at Captain Madara, "But he couldn't possibly know that we have an idiot here."

"I said I didn't do it on purpose!!"

Boom, boom, boom.

Someone is knocking on the door.

Xiaozhen looked out through the cat's eyes, but there was no one outside the door.

Boom, boom, boom.Three more beeps.

Xiao Zhen opened the door, but there was no one there.When he was about to close the door, a thin voice came from under his feet: "I am the after-sales service sent by Mr. Han."

There was a little mouse standing on the carpet at the entrance.

"..."

Under the stare of Mr. Cat, the captain of Little Mamabara, the little mouse walked into the room swaggeringly.

"Are you after sales?"

"I am the after-sales service bionic robot XR3B2, and I will serve you with all my strength." The mouse's eyes shot out red light, scanning the surrounding plants.

"Why a mouse?"

"This is the shape Mr. Han customized for me. He thinks it won't disturb the local humans."

Mr. Cat said: "No, I think your appearance will not only make the local humans fall into hysteria, but also attract the commotion of the local cats."

"Rats are the most common creatures in cities on this planet. My appearance is the result of reasonable consideration."

"To be honest, just the fact that you are on the carpet in my house is enough to make me subconsciously want to hit you with a broom." Xiaozhen said honestly, his human body was subconsciously moving.

"Please calm down, the analysis will be completed soon." The red light quickly swept across the room, and the bionic mouse said: "The data collection is complete."

"According to the analysis, considering that this residence has been inhabited for a long time, we do not recommend spraying chemical gas or putting poisonous drugs.

Based on this situation, there are three solutions to choose from.Option one, plant gluttonous vines in your house, this kind of vines like to wrap around green plants.Once the gluttonous vine is wrapped around a plant, it will secrete digestive enzymes. There are countless suction ports on its stalk, and it will eat by decomposing the plant until the plant is completely digested by it.After the plant has finished eating, it will also produce seeds and die.Considering that your plants have mutated at present, this is the most prudent and cheapest solution. "

"So, how long will it take for the gluttonous vine to decompose the crazy plants here?"

The mouse replied: "It will take about 10 days."

"The next plan!!"

"Option [-], use the plasma cannon to straf the crazy plants, which can destroy all target objects in the shortest time. It should be noted that all items in the room will be destroyed together..."

"The next plan!!"

"Option three, order a batch of blue locusts."

The chicken asked: "What is the blue locust?"

"A kind of locust in Kangkangxing, they will devour all the plants they encounter. They eat like a storm. It only takes about 8 minutes to clean the out-of-control plants in this house."

"Sounds good." Xiaozhen asked, "How do you recycle the blue locust?"

"These blue locusts are all implanted with neural chips, and they will be recalled immediately once the task is completed. It is safe and efficient, and of course the price is not cheap."

(What do you think?) Xiaozhen asked Mr. Cat and Chicken with his brain waves.

Mr. Cat sneered: (The third option sounds the most acceptable. I don’t trust fox merchants, but I have no other choice now.)

The chicken looks downcast: (I pay anyway.)

"1200 credits, thank you for your patronage."

The chicken neighed: "You are sucking blood, you are killing people."

A few minutes later, the door was knocked again.

This time, two little mice swaggered through the door carrying a courier box.

"Your blue locust has arrived~"

Xiaozhen picked up a little mouse. The little mouse has soft fur, black eyes and long and thin beard. From the appearance, it is a living mouse.He rubbed it with his fingers, it was soft.

"Dear customer, I am not for sale, please do not interfere with my work."

"I was thinking about what my neighbors would think if they saw one mouse after another entering my house majestically." Xiaozhen put the mouse down.

"We have a program, and we will hide ourselves at the right time." The bionic mouse replied, it faced the void, and a window popped up from the air. "Please sign for receipt."

Captain Madara stretched out his claws to operate in front of the window, and it complained angrily: "Why should I spend my savings on buying locusts!"

The blue locust is just like its name. They are blue-green in color, slender, with flexible antennae swaying to both sides, and have a light yellow round abdomen.One jumped out of the box and flew onto Xiaozhen's palm, with a slight twist of its tentacles, it jumped into the green leaves and branches.Immediately afterwards, more blue locusts flew out, like a light blue mist, and rushed towards the plants in the room.

At the same time, there was a rustling sound in the room. It was the sound of blue locusts gnawing on plants.

Rustle, rustle, rustle, like a rhythmic rhythm.Under the rhythm, the green in the room began to decrease.The invisible furniture that was originally entangled by branches is slowly showing its shape.

The ceiling covered with green leaves reveals the plaster decoration, and the floor covered with vines and aerial roots reveals its original color.Rustle, rustle, blue locusts are eating.

The plant seemed to be aware of its own time of death, and struggled to continue to branch and grow, but the locusts gnawed far faster than it.Countless leaves rustled, lamenting the end of their lives.

It should be over soon.Little real cat Mr. Chicken thinks so.The matter should have ended after the blue locust finished eating.

Xiaozhen pointed at a blue locust with his finger: "After-sales mouse, can you stop letting the locusts poop in my house when they are full."

The bionic mouse raised its beard: "The blue locust's chip is set to prohibit excretion when it is working. This cannot happen."

"Look, it's just shitting." The locust that Xiaozhen pointed at was dropping round grains from the tail.

"Rejected, the chip is not set to excrete."

"You should take a look at the reality in front of you."

Captain Madara pecked a blue locust from the air and threw it on the table. The blue locust swung its tail and spit out a milky white pellet.Mr. Cat leaned over his head and sniffed.The chicken neighed, "It's really not shitting."

Mr. Cat said, "It's laying eggs."

"I don't think it's a problem of laying eggs." Xiaozhen stared at the locust under the claws of Captain Ban, and saw that the eggs it had just laid quickly changed from milky white to light yellow, and opened after a few seconds. A small nymph emerged from the Crawled out of the eggshell.The forewings are slightly green, and the tips of the wings are blue.The nymphs vibrate their wings and join the gnawing army of their parents.

"This reproduction speed is too fast." Xiaozhen looked around. In just a few minutes, the original number of blue locusts had increased several times, and they were still doubling and multiplying.

Mr. Cat looked at the bionic mouse: "Is this also one of the blue locust settings you arranged?"

The mouse's eyes re-shot red light and scanned the surroundings. After a while, it replied: "This is because the blue locust gnawed on the plants containing a super high-speed growth agent, which accelerated its growth and reproduction."

"Then this crazy plant can be wiped out in advance." said the chicken.

The red light in the mouse's eyes was flickering: "Sorry, there is a little problem now."

"what is the problem?"

"The neural chip of the blue locust is only implanted in the first generation, and the next generation they lay eggs does not contain the neural chip. So..."

"so?"

"We cannot recover and control blue locusts other than the first generation."

"..."

Xiaozhen pointed to the room: "Thank you so much for telling us the good news! Now this batch of blue locusts has bred to the third generation! And the number is 30 times the original number!!"

"No, it's 300 times. When the third generation grows up again, we will have an uncontrollable locust swarm that is thousands of times and tens of thousands of times the original number in half an hour!!"

"The plants in our house are almost finished." Xiao Zhen remembered something, and ran to the garden at home. After a while, his angry voice came: "My garden has been eaten by blue locusts so that not a single blade of grass can grow!!"

The bionic mouse withdrew its scanning red light: "According to calculations, in about two hours, the greenery in the entire urban area will be eaten up by the new generation of locusts. After 12 hours, the plants in half the country will be eaten up by the locust swarms. In the future, the plants on this planet will be completely destroyed."

Mr. Mao said angrily: "I knew that fox merchants can't be trusted!!!"

The chicken yelled: "We paid for it!! You are after sales!! You have to give us the aftermath!!"

"Don't be impatient, I'm searching for a solution." The mouse's eyes turned blue, "The Interstellar Plant Protection Research Institute sells a happy food stimulant."

"I think they are crazy enough to eat, and they don't need to be fed anymore!!"

The beard of the bionic mouse trembled, and said in a soft voice: "Please calm down. This food stimulant is aimed at birds. It can stimulate the appetite of birds and attack the pests that are infesting plants in the first place. We can use this The food stimulant attracts the birds to clean up the subsequent locusts."

"Then quickly take it out!"

"Dear customer, according to the current situation, you need to pay another 1500 credits to order the happy feed for birds. Please..."

Mr. Cat knocked the mouse into the air with one paw, and held the mouse down with a swoop, "Believe it or not, I can swallow you right now."

"Dear customer, please calm down. I am a bionic robot mouse, and I don't have the functionality of mouse meat."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you let your master know, I can bite you three rats right now. This locust plague is the result of your negligence. If he doesn't clean up the matter as soon as possible, if it really attracts the supervision Eye, he will die uglier than us!"

"I will convey your meaning." The mouse's eyes glowed and shot out a window, and inside the window was Han Junqian's smiling face: "Don't get excited, I will release the food stimulant immediately, and let the birds take care of the aftermath."

"hurry up!!"

"Wait a minute." Xiaozhen said, "These locusts are mutants that have eaten growth agents. Will birds have problems if they eat them?"

"You can rest assured. The out-of-control plants in your home have been eaten clean. After several generations of locusts, the efficacy of the medicine has been greatly reduced and will not affect birds. At the same time, we will put a small amount in the happy food stimulant Antibodies to growth agents, minimizing potential harm."

"I hope so."

Han Junqian's follow-up service is very fast.First, two swallows flew from the window. They tilted their heads to look at the locusts flying all over the room, and honked twice for the grand meal.Followed by the sound of more flapping wings, Xiaozhen lay on the window sill and saw countless groups of birds flying towards here in the sky.

This is a feast for the birds.

The joyful chirping of the birds is intertwined into a stringed music.The birds in the house were flying up and down to devour the locusts.Seeing that the situation was not good, the blue locusts in the house condensed into a black mist and rolled away.But on the walls of the street, on the bushes, on the trees along the street, on the poles, there are birds everywhere.There are sparrows, blackbirds, turtledoves, white-headed bulbuls, pigeons, magpies, swallows, etc. These birds, which are usually hidden in every corner of the city, all appeared in groups. They soared in the sky, drawing beautiful The wavy arcs of the grass chased the locusts.

Passers-by have been noticing this rare dance of birds.They stopped in amazement to watch the spectacle. "It's so beautiful," said a child, taking her mother's hand.

Father Yan was sitting in the car reading documents.The driver turned around and told him there was a traffic jam ahead. "Mr. Yan, do you know where so many birds come from?"

Father Yan poked his head out, and saw countless flocks of birds chirping in the sky in the color of the setting sun, and the golden light drew dazzling borders at the borders of the birds' wings.He stared blankly at the countless birds swimming in the sky with the glow, just like the scene of a large number of birds migrating when he rode home from school one day many years ago.

A small bird landed on their car.It was a beautiful little bird with a slender beak and a gray body, but its wings and tail were soft green.The driver tried to drive it away with the windshield wipers, but Yan's father shook his head and stopped him.

"What kind of bird is this?"

"It's a green-winged bulbul." Father Yan said.An old voice sounded vaguely beside his ears: "Yan An, what kind of bird is this?"

"It's the green-winged bulbul," he repeated in a low voice, and the bird flapped its wings and flew towards the sky.He looked in the direction where the birds were flying, which was where the flock of birds danced.The setting sun dyed the sky behind the birds a brilliant golden red.

Yan An stared at it for a long time, and when he realized it, his eye sockets were already red.

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Yan's family.

Chicken said: "So we saved the planet today?"

Mr. Mao said angrily: "As a result, we are back to the starting point now. What about that damn bean sprout?"

"I only know that my sister is not the only one who wants to kill me." Xiao Zhen said calmly, looking at her bare garden.