parasitic son

Peggy's Voyage Journal

Diary: XX/XXX (the date of the Itami standard calendar, according to the confidentiality regulations of the supervisory eye, the specific time is withheld)

This errand was really frustrating.I was mentally prepared to be demoted because the mentally retarded fugitive dismantled by the plasma cannon had been physically vaporized, but the contraband wasn't on his ship.He must have hidden it somewhere in the middle of nowhere.No doubt, this will be another bad stroke in my dark career.

Since the contraband ■■■■ that mentally handicapped fugitive smuggled is too terrible, I still call it 241 for the last three digits of its number.Tsk, I just discovered that 241 is also a very unlucky number in terms of numerology.

In short, when my subordinate Luren told me the good news that the things were not on the suspect's ship, I wanted to put a light on the face of my loyal and good subordinate.The subordinates who report bad news enough to cause the boss to be dismissed and exiled when the boss is not mentally prepared should all be sentenced to death!If I think so, I am very envious of the rulers of those dictatorial planets.

Facing the tense and questioning eyes of my subordinate Lu Lun, I can only put on a confident posture, as if everything is under control.As a boss, you must not show timidity and hesitation in front of your subordinates.Although the news is extremely bad, at least there is still a ship of people waiting for my command, and the suspect has left a little trace, so I put on a bad face and ordered all the technicians to devote themselves to analyzing the suspect's leftovers. on dynamic data.In this pile of data reports, I finally found the prisoner's hiding place.

Its name is Lola, and the local natives call it Earth.

In my opinion, the name Earth is a bit arrogant, but it is also understandable that primitive people with undeveloped civilizations always think that the world they live in is the center of the universe.

Anyway, contraband 241 is hidden in this remote nook.

Laura, it's our destination.

Diary: XX/XXXXXY (the specific time is hidden)

bad news.

First of all, this remote and backward planet Lola is an independent civilization protection area.This means that you have to be careful in everything you do. If the group of aborigines who made a fuss find us as alien visitors, I will not only spend a lot of time and money to erase the memory of these overly excited aborigines, but also deal with it. The same damn safety committees on this planet who are making such a fuss.

Second, the Office of the Overseer's Eye on this planet is a non-staff agency that is supervised by both the First and Fourth Courts.Ah, the last sibling I want to deal with is this bull.The Lord Mansfield in the First Court is undoubtedly a noble person worthy of respect, but the supernumerary offices supervised by the Branches of the First and Fourth Courts, hehe.Even if I close my eyes, I know what the result of negotiating with them will be. They will immediately throw us out of Lola's track quickly, and then search for the prohibited item 241 and take it as their own.

In my relatively short career, I have personally experienced this "warmth" from brother institutions many times.So when I learned that the office on Laura belonged to a faction, I immediately made a decision—disguising the Tian Lai as a cargo ship and approaching Laura quietly.Stealthily seek that contraband without anyone noticing.

Protoss above, hope everything goes well.

Diary: XX/XXY (the specific time is hidden)

I really want to plasma blast that prisoner who has turned into air dust a hundred times.

Today we made new progress in our search.We found a clue to the contraband 241 that he hid.The remaining information in his original residence shows that this genius suspect decomposed the contraband 241 into molecules and injected it into a local grass carp to avoid search.I don't think the suspect should simply die under the plasma cannon, his lower body should be soaked in a nuclear furnace, and his head should howl a thousand times before thinking about death.

According to available data, grass carp is a very common freshwater fish on Lola.The annual grass carp production of country Z on this planet alone is more than 550 million tons (local units), and I don't want to read out the specific figures.In other words, if we can't find the marking code left by the suspect, we have to look for a grass carp, a fucking grass carp in this exaggerated mass data.

I am going to revise what I said earlier, launching this prisoner directly onto the surface of a star that is exploding in a supernova would be the proper way for him to die.

His subordinate Lu Lun showed a panicked expression again, because it meant that he would devote his limited life to the great cause of counting grass carp one by one.I can very well understand its mood.Then I maintained a calm and composed demeanor, and ordered my subordinates to check his residence again, not sparing even a speck of dust in his room.Since he could turn the loot into gravel and hide it in this vast and boundless desert, he would definitely leave behind a key for his own extraction.

Well, the worst outcome is that we spend a few years counting grass carp in this remote rural corner.

I'm ready to wipe out all grass carp on this planet if I can't find the marking code.

Diary: XX/XXXX (the specific time is hidden)

good news.

We finally found the marker code and successfully located the big grass carp.

bad news.

The fish was eaten by the local natives.

Yes, although the grass carp production in this country in Lola is more than 550 million tons every year, and a lot of it is consumed by the local indigenous people every year, there is no doubt that most grass carp still live happily and leisurely in the water.But unfortunately, the fish was caught ashore the day before we located it and turned into a delicacy on the table of the indigenous people.

Of course, compared to counting grass carp in the following years, it is extremely easy to deal with a few Homo sapiens.We quickly confirmed the target. The decomposed substance of contraband 241 was concentrated in the bodies of two indigenous Homo sapiens, one named Yan An and the other named Wu Jinsheng.Considering the level of technology in the area, it is not difficult to catch them, the only problem is that we may be interfered by the local Brother Eye agency and annoying security committees and other civil organizations such as the Human Defense Society.

Every disturbance is enough to make our operation fail.In order to avoid failure as much as possible, I carefully read the local materials, and after discussing with the staff, I made a decision: this is a raid operation.We will use the fastest positioning teleportation to send them to the Teana, and then make an emergency evacuation.

Under my ingenious planning, we really succeeded.

Both Homo sapiens were captured.

When we were about to leave Lola, our ship first received a communication from the δT6228 colony of the slender foot crab, which claimed that we had kidnapped their lover.I suspect their communications are infected with a virus, or that the word lover is a dark code word with some other meaning.

After blocking the endless communication of the δT6228 group of slender foot crabs, our ship received a communication request from the local brother agency of the Eye of Surveillance.They used a very "friendly" tone to ask us to return these two Homo sapiens immediately, otherwise the consequences (including shooting people and boats into the black hole) are at our own risk.

Facing the "friendly" request from the brother organization, our ship politely issued a "roll" and immediately performed a space jump.

Get out, brothers and colleagues!

Diary: XX/XXXXYY (the date of the Itami standard calendar, according to the confidentiality regulations of the supervisory eye, the specific time is hidden)

The two Homo sapiens were in good physical condition, but their mental state was obviously not good.

The two of them are currently living in a cabin, and their meals are rationed according to the calorie standard that Homo sapiens should consume every day.But from the moment they boarded the boat, the two Homo sapiens began to go on a hunger strike.They refused to eat the nutritious meals we gave them.

I sent Shu Ying, the most gentle crew member on board, to persuade them to eat.When Shu Ying appeared in front of these two Homo sapiens, both Homo sapiens were very frightened.After all, they have never seen intelligent life other than Homo sapiens in their life, and alien intelligent life that is not in the image of an erect hairless ape-man is probably a terrifying monster in their eyes.Although Shu Ying is the most beautiful among us, she still scared them pale.Shu Ying's soft words were just meaningless screams in their ears.

The language translator on our ship doesn't have Lola's language built in, and for these two Homo sapiens to understand our language, they need to have a chip implanted in them.I am going to implant chips in them tomorrow.

Shu Ying ate a few nutritious meals in front of them (the rations were all capsules) in order to dispel their wariness, but they still had doubts and dared not eat.In order to prevent them from starving themselves to death, I sent two more crew members to directly restrain them, and roughly poured the capsule down their throats.

The two Homo sapiens looked even more listless.

Shu Ying told me about its worries. "These two Homo sapiens are not going to give birth, are they?"

"what?"

Shu Ying widened its four beautiful eyes, "They have two individuals, locked in the same room, and now they refuse to eat. No matter how you look at it, they are going to reproduce."

I have to admit that Shu Ying is a good crew member, but her knowledge of foreign Chinese is too lacking. "They are not Archids. Just two individuals cannot reproduce." I explained, "They belong to the Homo sapiens with male and female. In Lola, two indigenous men cannot reproduce." children's."

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地球

exterminate human beings.

Lu Lixuan always kept his mission in mind.

First, he needs to find a human female who is willing to have offspring with him.But now he's stuck at this step.

According to his current information, forcing or unnaturally brainwashing the other party will not be able to produce a qualified Son of Destruction.He must find someone who is willing to bear children, but where should he find it.

Fortunately, detention centers are a good place.His roommates sent him new messages.

At that time, he explained his reasons for entering the detention center to his roommates, and the room was filled with happy smiles.He didn't quite understand why these humans were so happy.

"It turns out that you are still a pervert who is dissatisfied with desire." A roommate said.

"Humans, there are always needs in that area." Another roommate winked and smiled.

He asked them again how they could find a human woman with whom he could carry out the necessary steps of procreation.

The roommates laughed again.Then a roommate said, "You might as well just go to the shampoo lady."

"Miss what?" he asked.

"I can introduce you," said the roommate.The other roommates laughed again.

Later, his roommate gave him an address.

After leaving the detention center, Lu Lixuan quickly found this place.It was already night at that time, only the door of the small hotel building on the dark street was emitting a vague red light, and a line of words was written on the door: Meilan Health Care.

He walked in and told the front desk about his introducer.After a while, a woman with heavy makeup appeared and asked with a smile, "What service do you need, brother?"

"..." Lu Lixuan was thinking about how to express his request.Judging from the information obtained from the conversations with my roommates these days, it seems a bit too abrupt to say that I have a baby.

"Oh, what are you doing standing there, come in." The woman pulled him into the room.

There were about five or six girls in the room, all wearing the same heavy makeup, but all of them were listless.Lu Lixuan didn't know whether their bodies could complete this mission.After some conversation, the proprietress seemed to understand, "It's okay to stay overnight, right. Xiao Si, you have to entertain this little brother well."

Xiao Si dragged Lu Lixuan to a small dark room upstairs in the hotel.

Lu Lixuan sat on the chair, actually he didn't know how to start.

"How old is my brother?" Xiaosi asked, "You look so young."

"According to the date here, it's almost a month." Lu Lixuan replied.

Xiao Si smiled, "I know you're not telling the truth."

"I did not lie."

"Okay." Xiaosi sighed, "Then let's start."

She smiled at him and reached out to turn off the light.

Lu Lixuan took a deep breath.

Immediately afterwards, he heard several screams outside, followed by hurried steps upstairs.Xiaosi suddenly turned pale, and shivered and hid in a corner.

boom!The door was knocked open, and a group of people rushed in with the wind. "Don't move!! Don't move!! The police! It's the police!!"

"Don't move! Be honest!!"

The lights were turned on.

Then a familiar voice sounded.

Zhao Anliang shouted: "Lu Lixuan?? Why is it you again!!!"