parasitic son
Chapter 272 Teleport away!
An Yuan felt that her son looked a little restless.In her mother's experience, this can only mean one thing.
"Xiao Zhen, what do you want to buy?" An Yuan turned her head and asked.
"What to buy? No, I didn't..." Xiaozhen replied.
"You have been walking around here three times." An Yuan said, "Tell me, what do you want to buy?"
"Mom, I'm really not asking you for money."
"Are you going to buy a PS5? That's not okay, unless you can pass this exam..."
"Uh, I don't really have any game purchase needs."
"You have gone back and forth four times." An Yuan suddenly thought of something, "What did you do in school? Did you quarrel with your classmates? Was scolded by the teacher? Didn't pass the exam?"
"Mom, I just want to ask." Xiao Zhen looked at An Yuan's abdomen, "Do you feel any discomfort?"
"Huh? No." An Yuan replied.
"Mom, did you have any stomachaches or other discomforts after eating that fish?"
"No, I'm fine." An Yuan's expression suddenly became a little nervous, "Xiaozhen, do you have stomachache and diarrhea?"
"I haven't." Xiaozhen said, "I'm asking out of concern for my family. After everyone eats fish, there will be no problems."
An Yuan said: "This big grass carp is naturally wild and fresh, and it is cooked cleanly at home. It won't spoil your stomach." She turned to Yan Zhu who was watching the video, "Zhu Zhu, is there something wrong with your stomach? ?”
Yan Zhu shook her head and continued to play with her iPad with her head down.
After asking around the family members, everyone's body looks the same.
Although Mr. Mao said that the big grass carp caught by Yan An was an ordinary local fish, but when he thought of the alien code in that fish, Xiaozhen felt like a stick in his throat.In the past two days, he has been observing the physical condition of his family members, and everyone seems to be normal.
Maybe it was really just a meaningless mark on the big grass carp by an alien visitor who was bored?Seeing that his family members are safe and sound, Xiaozhen can only comfort himself in this way.
Xiaozhen went back to her room after inspecting her family again to confirm that there was nothing abnormal.
He pushed open the door.
In an instant, his room turned into a deep blue seabed.
Xiaozhen took a look and closed the door expressionlessly.
The beautiful colorful corals are rippling with water, and small fish and shrimps are swimming in the water.The ground is light white sand.If you ignore the desks and other furniture soaked in the water, this is really a beautiful underwater scenery.
A big salmon with Anyuan's face was swinging in the room, followed by a spotted rainbow trout with Yan'an's face.An Yuan said with a salmon face, "Honey, you have become a fish too."
Yan An faced rainbow trout and said, "Yes, I think you look cuter this way."
"Husband, you hate it." An Yuan said with a smile on her face.
Yan An's face rainbow trout blew transparent water bubbles around An Yuan's face salmon.
"I've already made up my mind." Anyuan-faced salmon announced, "I'm going to lay my eggs here." The place where its fins point to is Xiaozhen's desk submerged in the water.
"Then, Xiaozhen and Zhuzhu will have many more siblings."
"Well, there are a total of 850 unborn children." An Yuan said proudly, patting her fins with a salmon face.
"I'll do my best to inseminate them. Hope they come out safe and sound."
"It's definitely possible." An Yuan said with a salmon face, "Our children are all strong children."
"I know, they are all my pride."
The two fish chased and fought each other in the water, spitting bubbles, splashing waves of water.
The corner of Xiaozhen's mouth twitched.Expressionlessly, he walked past the Anyuan-faced salmon that greeted him with blisters, ignored the Yan'an-faced rainbow trout that was wagging its tail, walked directly to the same laboratory that was flooded with seawater, and pressed the button in front of a piece of equipment. a button.
Lightning flashed, and a mechanical chip wrapped with dozens of wires let out a miserable hiss.
"Stop!!!" the mechanical chip shouted.
Xiaozhen continued to increase the current output with a blank face.
"Stop!!! I'm going to burn out!!!" the mechanical chip screamed.
"I don't think you have learned your lesson at all." Xiaozhen said.
"What you're seeing is just a simulated scenario refracted from your subconscious mind about your parents' fear of alien mutations if they eat fish."
"I didn't ask you to perform a real-life simulation, give me, immediately, stop."
"Given that I am in this state, my control ability is not so accurate now..."
Without saying a word, Xiao Zhen slapped the button.
The mechanical chip screamed again.
Accompanied by its scream, the two big fish with ridiculous Anyuan and Yanan faces disappeared.
The scene of the rippling seabed turns into an everyday room scene.There was a pungent burnt smell from the experimental tank where the mechanical chip was placed.Xiaozhen suspected that this did not actually cause much harm to the mechanical chip.
"Please don't be so rude to me. My structure is very slender." The voice of the mechanical chip was trembling with a little unstable electric wave, and it sounded a bit aggrieved, "Your injury just now damaged at least 0.003% of me microprocessor."
"It looks like you're completely fine."
"No, this will slow down my calculation ability and affect my..."
"Anyway, when we ask you a question, you will only say that the data is damaged and cannot be answered. Does it matter that your performance is degraded?"
"As long as my calculation ability is there, there is always the possibility of repairing damaged data."
Hehe, I must be lying.He didn't believe a word said by this unknown game chip.
"I still think you should be destroyed directly."
"That's not right," said the mechanical chip. "That Mr. Cat needs me."
Xiaozhen directly pulled it out of the processing slot, and he picked up a hammer and pointed it at the mechanical chip.
"You, what do you want to do!!!"
"I think sometimes, you still need to get to know me." Xiaozhen narrowed his eyes, "You also need those microprocessors."
"Stop!!" The mechanical chip screamed, "Stop! Don't! Don't!! Someone stop him!"
boom!Xiao Zhen swung the hammer down, scraped the edge of the mechanical chip and fell, and slammed a dent on the table.The debris splashed by the experimental bench landed on the mechanical chip.The mechanical chip emitted high-frequency tremors.
"stop!"
Xiaozhen raised the hammer again.
"In the next simulation, there will never be any more inhuman plots where your mother lays more than 30000 eggs and your father inseminates more than 30000 eggs, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!”
"Hehe, last time in the game, you were not in this begging posture."
"That's your misunderstanding of me. The narrator personality in the game is just a sub-personality of mine. Now it has been destroyed with the death of that world."
"I can't feel any difference." Xiaozhen gathered his strength and swung the hammer down again. a
"Stop it! Mr. Cat!"
The door of the laboratory was pushed open.Mr. Cat appeared at the door, "What are you doing?"
"Let this mechanical chip learn a lesson." Xiao Zhen turned around and said, "How? Have your supervisory eyes caught that gang of liars who used my planet to engage in financial fraud?"
"not yet."
"The efficiency of your organization has been amazing."
"You are also a member of the Eye of Supervision in name, please maintain a little respect for your boss and the organization." Mr. Cat jumped onto the experimental platform, glanced at the shivering mechanical chip on the platform, and squatted down and said , "I came to you to talk about other things."
"It's about the fish, right?"
"Ah."
"What does the code of that big fish represent?" Xiaozhen asked eagerly, "Is it some kind of fish used in experiments by alien visitors? Ordinary humans won't mutate into salmon after eating it!!"
"There will be no such mutation."
"Oh." Xiao Zhen breathed a sigh of relief.
"The actual situation is a bit troublesome."
"What? What happened to this fish?"
"Well, actually, this fish contains an interstellar illegal drug in its body."
"what!"
"Don't look so ugly, your family members won't be poisoned to death. There is an interstellar smuggler who thinks he's smart is smuggling this kind of contraband. You know that there will be some prisoners on this planet who will stuff certain banned drugs into Smuggle it into your own body or stuff it into some animal's body."
"So this fish is a smuggling tool?"
"Well. The smugglers used some kind of technology to decompose the prohibited drugs into molecules and inject them into the grass carp's body, and then mark it before releasing it. It will be recovered and extracted after it is safe in the future. If it is not caught by your father by chance , this method is simply extremely secretive.”
"So do I have this kind of contraband in my body now?"
"The contraband should be gathered at the tail of the fish. I looked at the leftovers and found that the tail of the fish has been eaten. After the scan just now, you, An Yuan, Aunt Li, and Yan Zhu don't have this in your body." kind of substance.”
"Oh." Xiaozhen nodded, his face changed, "Wait a minute, you mean my father..."
"It seems that there is a high probability that this substance is in your father's body. Please don't worry, it will not cause damage to the human body." Mr. Cat said, "When your father comes back, I will do a thorough inspection. After that Let's find a way to extract it."
"Is there really nothing going on?" Xiao Zhen asked with a stiff face.
"Sometimes, you still have to trust me..."
There was only a loud noise coming from outside the house.
Captain Madara flapped his wings and slammed into the window of Makoto's room.
Xiaozhen opened the window, "What's wrong? What happened?"
"Xiaozhen!!" Captain Madara shouted, "Something happened to your father!!"
"what??"
Captain Madara stopped on the window sill, "When I was walking outside the house just now, I saw your dad get out of the car. He had just walked a few steps when he was suddenly locked by the space teleportation cover and was teleported away directly!!"
"..."
"Yan An was teleported away by aliens who don't know where he came from!!"
Xiaozhen turned to look at Mr. Cat, "Huh? Believe you?"
"..." Mr. Cat has called out the communication platform, and it quickly contacted its subordinates.After a while, it turned to Xiao Zhen and said, "Your father was taken away by the Tian Lai."
"Tian Lai, what is the origin of that?"
"A law enforcement force from the Eye of Supervision, they not only took away your father, but also Principal Wu. It seems that your father and Principal Wu have been probed by them. Their goal is the illegal drugs in their bodies. The Teana has been tracking this down."
"The branch of the Eye of Supervision." Xiaozhen said, "Then can you let them release people as soon as possible?"
Mr. Cat winked at him.
"..." Xiaozhen shouted, "I see!! It's your hostile faction again, right!! What's going on with your supervisory eyes!!"
"In short, Tian Lai is about to go out of orbit." Mr. Mao said calmly, "Let's go after him directly to ask for someone."
"Immediately! Immediately!" Xiaozhen glared at Mr. Cat, "How long will this trip take?"
"It may take a few days."
"My dad is gone, and my mom will go crazy!"
Mr. Cat was silent for a minute, "Then, it's time for the slime mold to appear again."
"No, no, I think my mother will find out that there is something wrong with the slime mold Yan'an!!!"
"I can put your mother in a simulated scene where Yan An is still there." The mechanical chip on the table said suddenly.
Xiaozhen took a look at the mechanical chip, then turned to Mr. Cat and said, "That's still slime mold."
"Xiao Zhen, what do you want to buy?" An Yuan turned her head and asked.
"What to buy? No, I didn't..." Xiaozhen replied.
"You have been walking around here three times." An Yuan said, "Tell me, what do you want to buy?"
"Mom, I'm really not asking you for money."
"Are you going to buy a PS5? That's not okay, unless you can pass this exam..."
"Uh, I don't really have any game purchase needs."
"You have gone back and forth four times." An Yuan suddenly thought of something, "What did you do in school? Did you quarrel with your classmates? Was scolded by the teacher? Didn't pass the exam?"
"Mom, I just want to ask." Xiao Zhen looked at An Yuan's abdomen, "Do you feel any discomfort?"
"Huh? No." An Yuan replied.
"Mom, did you have any stomachaches or other discomforts after eating that fish?"
"No, I'm fine." An Yuan's expression suddenly became a little nervous, "Xiaozhen, do you have stomachache and diarrhea?"
"I haven't." Xiaozhen said, "I'm asking out of concern for my family. After everyone eats fish, there will be no problems."
An Yuan said: "This big grass carp is naturally wild and fresh, and it is cooked cleanly at home. It won't spoil your stomach." She turned to Yan Zhu who was watching the video, "Zhu Zhu, is there something wrong with your stomach? ?”
Yan Zhu shook her head and continued to play with her iPad with her head down.
After asking around the family members, everyone's body looks the same.
Although Mr. Mao said that the big grass carp caught by Yan An was an ordinary local fish, but when he thought of the alien code in that fish, Xiaozhen felt like a stick in his throat.In the past two days, he has been observing the physical condition of his family members, and everyone seems to be normal.
Maybe it was really just a meaningless mark on the big grass carp by an alien visitor who was bored?Seeing that his family members are safe and sound, Xiaozhen can only comfort himself in this way.
Xiaozhen went back to her room after inspecting her family again to confirm that there was nothing abnormal.
He pushed open the door.
In an instant, his room turned into a deep blue seabed.
Xiaozhen took a look and closed the door expressionlessly.
The beautiful colorful corals are rippling with water, and small fish and shrimps are swimming in the water.The ground is light white sand.If you ignore the desks and other furniture soaked in the water, this is really a beautiful underwater scenery.
A big salmon with Anyuan's face was swinging in the room, followed by a spotted rainbow trout with Yan'an's face.An Yuan said with a salmon face, "Honey, you have become a fish too."
Yan An faced rainbow trout and said, "Yes, I think you look cuter this way."
"Husband, you hate it." An Yuan said with a smile on her face.
Yan An's face rainbow trout blew transparent water bubbles around An Yuan's face salmon.
"I've already made up my mind." Anyuan-faced salmon announced, "I'm going to lay my eggs here." The place where its fins point to is Xiaozhen's desk submerged in the water.
"Then, Xiaozhen and Zhuzhu will have many more siblings."
"Well, there are a total of 850 unborn children." An Yuan said proudly, patting her fins with a salmon face.
"I'll do my best to inseminate them. Hope they come out safe and sound."
"It's definitely possible." An Yuan said with a salmon face, "Our children are all strong children."
"I know, they are all my pride."
The two fish chased and fought each other in the water, spitting bubbles, splashing waves of water.
The corner of Xiaozhen's mouth twitched.Expressionlessly, he walked past the Anyuan-faced salmon that greeted him with blisters, ignored the Yan'an-faced rainbow trout that was wagging its tail, walked directly to the same laboratory that was flooded with seawater, and pressed the button in front of a piece of equipment. a button.
Lightning flashed, and a mechanical chip wrapped with dozens of wires let out a miserable hiss.
"Stop!!!" the mechanical chip shouted.
Xiaozhen continued to increase the current output with a blank face.
"Stop!!! I'm going to burn out!!!" the mechanical chip screamed.
"I don't think you have learned your lesson at all." Xiaozhen said.
"What you're seeing is just a simulated scenario refracted from your subconscious mind about your parents' fear of alien mutations if they eat fish."
"I didn't ask you to perform a real-life simulation, give me, immediately, stop."
"Given that I am in this state, my control ability is not so accurate now..."
Without saying a word, Xiao Zhen slapped the button.
The mechanical chip screamed again.
Accompanied by its scream, the two big fish with ridiculous Anyuan and Yanan faces disappeared.
The scene of the rippling seabed turns into an everyday room scene.There was a pungent burnt smell from the experimental tank where the mechanical chip was placed.Xiaozhen suspected that this did not actually cause much harm to the mechanical chip.
"Please don't be so rude to me. My structure is very slender." The voice of the mechanical chip was trembling with a little unstable electric wave, and it sounded a bit aggrieved, "Your injury just now damaged at least 0.003% of me microprocessor."
"It looks like you're completely fine."
"No, this will slow down my calculation ability and affect my..."
"Anyway, when we ask you a question, you will only say that the data is damaged and cannot be answered. Does it matter that your performance is degraded?"
"As long as my calculation ability is there, there is always the possibility of repairing damaged data."
Hehe, I must be lying.He didn't believe a word said by this unknown game chip.
"I still think you should be destroyed directly."
"That's not right," said the mechanical chip. "That Mr. Cat needs me."
Xiaozhen directly pulled it out of the processing slot, and he picked up a hammer and pointed it at the mechanical chip.
"You, what do you want to do!!!"
"I think sometimes, you still need to get to know me." Xiaozhen narrowed his eyes, "You also need those microprocessors."
"Stop!!" The mechanical chip screamed, "Stop! Don't! Don't!! Someone stop him!"
boom!Xiao Zhen swung the hammer down, scraped the edge of the mechanical chip and fell, and slammed a dent on the table.The debris splashed by the experimental bench landed on the mechanical chip.The mechanical chip emitted high-frequency tremors.
"stop!"
Xiaozhen raised the hammer again.
"In the next simulation, there will never be any more inhuman plots where your mother lays more than 30000 eggs and your father inseminates more than 30000 eggs, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!”
"Hehe, last time in the game, you were not in this begging posture."
"That's your misunderstanding of me. The narrator personality in the game is just a sub-personality of mine. Now it has been destroyed with the death of that world."
"I can't feel any difference." Xiaozhen gathered his strength and swung the hammer down again. a
"Stop it! Mr. Cat!"
The door of the laboratory was pushed open.Mr. Cat appeared at the door, "What are you doing?"
"Let this mechanical chip learn a lesson." Xiao Zhen turned around and said, "How? Have your supervisory eyes caught that gang of liars who used my planet to engage in financial fraud?"
"not yet."
"The efficiency of your organization has been amazing."
"You are also a member of the Eye of Supervision in name, please maintain a little respect for your boss and the organization." Mr. Cat jumped onto the experimental platform, glanced at the shivering mechanical chip on the platform, and squatted down and said , "I came to you to talk about other things."
"It's about the fish, right?"
"Ah."
"What does the code of that big fish represent?" Xiaozhen asked eagerly, "Is it some kind of fish used in experiments by alien visitors? Ordinary humans won't mutate into salmon after eating it!!"
"There will be no such mutation."
"Oh." Xiao Zhen breathed a sigh of relief.
"The actual situation is a bit troublesome."
"What? What happened to this fish?"
"Well, actually, this fish contains an interstellar illegal drug in its body."
"what!"
"Don't look so ugly, your family members won't be poisoned to death. There is an interstellar smuggler who thinks he's smart is smuggling this kind of contraband. You know that there will be some prisoners on this planet who will stuff certain banned drugs into Smuggle it into your own body or stuff it into some animal's body."
"So this fish is a smuggling tool?"
"Well. The smugglers used some kind of technology to decompose the prohibited drugs into molecules and inject them into the grass carp's body, and then mark it before releasing it. It will be recovered and extracted after it is safe in the future. If it is not caught by your father by chance , this method is simply extremely secretive.”
"So do I have this kind of contraband in my body now?"
"The contraband should be gathered at the tail of the fish. I looked at the leftovers and found that the tail of the fish has been eaten. After the scan just now, you, An Yuan, Aunt Li, and Yan Zhu don't have this in your body." kind of substance.”
"Oh." Xiaozhen nodded, his face changed, "Wait a minute, you mean my father..."
"It seems that there is a high probability that this substance is in your father's body. Please don't worry, it will not cause damage to the human body." Mr. Cat said, "When your father comes back, I will do a thorough inspection. After that Let's find a way to extract it."
"Is there really nothing going on?" Xiao Zhen asked with a stiff face.
"Sometimes, you still have to trust me..."
There was only a loud noise coming from outside the house.
Captain Madara flapped his wings and slammed into the window of Makoto's room.
Xiaozhen opened the window, "What's wrong? What happened?"
"Xiaozhen!!" Captain Madara shouted, "Something happened to your father!!"
"what??"
Captain Madara stopped on the window sill, "When I was walking outside the house just now, I saw your dad get out of the car. He had just walked a few steps when he was suddenly locked by the space teleportation cover and was teleported away directly!!"
"..."
"Yan An was teleported away by aliens who don't know where he came from!!"
Xiaozhen turned to look at Mr. Cat, "Huh? Believe you?"
"..." Mr. Cat has called out the communication platform, and it quickly contacted its subordinates.After a while, it turned to Xiao Zhen and said, "Your father was taken away by the Tian Lai."
"Tian Lai, what is the origin of that?"
"A law enforcement force from the Eye of Supervision, they not only took away your father, but also Principal Wu. It seems that your father and Principal Wu have been probed by them. Their goal is the illegal drugs in their bodies. The Teana has been tracking this down."
"The branch of the Eye of Supervision." Xiaozhen said, "Then can you let them release people as soon as possible?"
Mr. Cat winked at him.
"..." Xiaozhen shouted, "I see!! It's your hostile faction again, right!! What's going on with your supervisory eyes!!"
"In short, Tian Lai is about to go out of orbit." Mr. Mao said calmly, "Let's go after him directly to ask for someone."
"Immediately! Immediately!" Xiaozhen glared at Mr. Cat, "How long will this trip take?"
"It may take a few days."
"My dad is gone, and my mom will go crazy!"
Mr. Cat was silent for a minute, "Then, it's time for the slime mold to appear again."
"No, no, I think my mother will find out that there is something wrong with the slime mold Yan'an!!!"
"I can put your mother in a simulated scene where Yan An is still there." The mechanical chip on the table said suddenly.
Xiaozhen took a look at the mechanical chip, then turned to Mr. Cat and said, "That's still slime mold."
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