parasitic son
Chapter 274 Don't Laugh
Yan An opened his eyes, soft light poured into his eyeballs, and the ventilation pipes echoed with humming roars.
I hope it's a dream, please, it's a dream.
Overhead is a ceiling of a pale white unknown substance.
He sighed and sat up slowly.
Principal Wu sat opposite him, his eyes were bloodshot, and he had an expression that you could still sleep.Yan An's gaze was inevitably attracted by the top of his head.I have to admit that the different smooth top of the head is really eye-catching, even after encountering such an unimaginable incident, his first reaction when he regained consciousness was to stare at Principal Wu's head for a long time unavoidably.
Until he actually met those... those strange-looking aliens, he still had an unreal feeling of dreaming.
"..." After noticing Yan An's gaze, Principal Wu gave him a humiliating look.He shrunk his neck, and his head reflected the indoor lights, making it a bright spot of light.
I really didn't expect his hair to be gone.Yan An thought sadly.Usually you can't see it at all.
"What are they going to do to us?" Principal Wu asked, his voice hoarse.
Yan An shook his head, but he remembered the few sci-fi movies he had watched before.Normally, the most common thing aliens do when they capture people on earth is to dissect and study human experiments.Anatomy, he didn't want to say the word.
"Will they... dissect us?" Principal Wu still said.
Yan An gave him a sad look, "I don't know."
Principal Wu's face performed the famous painting "The Scream" by Edvard Munch. "My daughter is still in college and there are old people above me, I can't die here!" he shouted.
Who is not?
Yan An thought of An Yuan's smiling face, and sighed softly.
With a "click", a small opening suddenly appeared on the Wuhen wall, and a metal push plate popped out automatically, and there were two small boxes on the push plate.Inside each small box are three blue capsules.A suspended three-dimensional picture appeared on the box. A strange-looking monster stretched out a claw, took out a capsule from the box, and stuffed it into its mouth.
According to yesterday's experience, this should be the meaning of the aliens signaling them to eat the capsules.After the alien demonstrated, new stereoscopic images appeared one after another.The person in the video is none other than Principal Wu.
In the picture, Principal Wu picked up the capsule in the box, swallowed it, and then this "Principal Wu" laughed with an exaggerated expression.
Principal Wu said, "Why is there me in the video?"
Yan An said: "I think it is for demonstration that we are asked to eat capsules. You in the screen should be simulated."
Principal Wu looked at it, "Wait a minute, why do I smile like a dementia?"
Yan An said: "Uh...the action is indeed a bit exaggerated."
Immediately afterwards, Principal Wu in the screen picked up another capsule and stuffed it into his eyelids. Then Principal Wu rolled on the ground in pain. A symbol appeared on the screen. Yan An guessed that it was the "X" representing the negation of aliens.Immediately afterwards, Principal Wu stuffed the capsule into his ear hole again, he showed a puzzled and demented expression, and the negative symbol just now appeared on the screen.
Principal Wu said angrily: "What are you doing!!"
"Let's demonstrate the correct way to eat and the wrong way to use it." Yan An said rationally.
In the next scene, Principal Wu took off his pants and stuffed the capsule into his ass...
Principal Wu's roar flooded the cabin, "Do these aliens think we are retarded!!!"
Yan An looked away and coughed awkwardly.
The demonstration video screen disappeared, and the two small boxes were pushed in front of Principal Wu and Yan An.
Principal Wu glanced at Yan An, his eyes were filled with do we really want to eat?
"If we don't eat it, they will force us to swallow it." Yan An said that they were directly forced to swallow the capsules by rough methods yesterday. "We have no other choice."
Principal Wu picked up the capsule and swallowed it with a heavy expression.Yan An also picked up the capsule and put it in his mouth.He once opened the capsule, which was a white fine powder, which smelled and tasteless.He didn't know what the capsule was for, was it a drug that would change their physique?Is it mind control brainwashing stuff?Is it just a way of supplementing nutrition?He had no way of knowing, and now they had no other way to go.
After they swallowed the capsule, the metal push plate was withdrawn, and the wall became seamless and smooth again, not even a crack could be seen.
Strange to say, there was still a little hunger in the abdomen, but after swallowing the capsule, the hunger was gone, and now Yan An only had an empty feeling of fullness.Maybe this capsule really is just alien food.
The cabin became very silent.
Yan An looked around, since they came in, the cabin was filled with soft and sufficient light.He never found a light source.It's an interesting technique.If these aliens are not malicious, if they can communicate with aliens, it may be a good opportunity to learn about advanced alien civilizations.Probably because of the feeling of satiety, Yan An was not as nervous as before, and even thought about communicating with aliens, but then he thought of An Yuan, his two children, and his parents and friends.He glanced at his watch, now counting that he has been missing for almost three days.An Yuan must have called the police. Are those two children missing their father?Thinking of this, Yan An's heart tightened.What's next?dissected?Being experimented with?Or will you be taken to an alien planet and trapped there forever?His mood couldn't help becoming more and more heavy.I hope that the aliens will not be malicious, and that President Wu and I can go back safe and sound. He can only repeat silently over and over again.
……
……
Principal Wu suddenly said softly, "Brother Yan, let me ask you a question."
"what?"
"Do I really look as stupid now as I was in that image just now?"
"Er, no."
"You watch me talk."
"..."
"Are you staring at my head?"
"..."
"Are you still laughing! Is it time to laugh now!!"
"Feel sorry."
**********************
Cao Yu, the people's policeman, is fishing. To be precise, he is doing work that has nothing to do with the local police. He is reading information about the financial fraud case of Jota CVS37.
After being expelled by Ma Jingshi that day, Cao Yu carefully checked the case materials several times.Rationally speaking, the local human named Yan Zhen did not have a criminal motive. He owns a planet, and the income from future development is extremely considerable. There is no need to use his own planet to cheat and cause trouble.It is not difficult to find the home address of the owner of this planet from the Planetary Administration.At present, it can be basically judged that the gang of scammers cheated in the name of the Jota CVS37 planet, and then pushed the matter to the owner of the planet.
Cao Yu didn't regret that he went to ask Yan Zhen, the owner of Jota CVS37 planet, that day.This allowed him to obtain another piece of information, that is, the local assister of the local human Yan Zhen's supervisory eye.Understanding the eyeliner of the Eye of Surveillance on this remote planet is also an extremely important intelligence work of the Security Council.That trip was not in vain.But when he reported this information to his superior, Inspector Sheying, Inspector Sheying glanced at Yan Zhen's photo and said, "It's him."
"Master Inspector, this young man is the eyeliner of the Supervisory Eye." Cao Yuhui reported.
"I know." Inspector Sheying replied, "He once saved my life."
"what??"
"Yes." Inspector Sheying didn't say any more after that.
This had a great impact on Cao Yu.A young human boy on a planet in a remote area, not to mention that he is a member of the Eye of Supervision, it is incredible that he also owns a planet, but the most outrageous thing is that he once saved the life of Inspector Sheying.Until now, he hadn't fully digested the last message.In his eyes, Inspector Sheying is an excellent and powerful legendary senior, an idol he plans to spend his whole life looking up to and catching up with.Over the years, I don't know how many vicious criminals have been carried in the hands of Inspector Sheying, and it is such a legendary Inspector, the young man with the eye of supervision has saved his life.All of a sudden, he had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was so shocked that it was hard to think.
Just when he was barely concentrating and continued to fish for the fraud case, a group of people poured into the police station.
This time the anti-pornography campaign brought back a group of prostitutes and platform girls.Cao Yu stood up and scanned them, and saw someone familiar from the group of lifeless prostitutes at a glance.He said angrily, "Why is it you again!!!"
Zhao Anliang said softly, "Yes, it's him again."
……
In the eyes of the policemen, Lu Lixuan sat calmly in the police station.When Zhao Anliang asked him, he raised his head and said, "But the other party is willing."
Zhao Anliang rolled his eyes.
"It's illegal, do you know that?"
Lu Lixuan blinked: "Okay, now I understand."
Zhao Anliang was too angry to speak.
After asking about the situation, Zhao Anliang announced that Lu Lixuan would be detained for three days in accordance with the law and order regulations.
Lu Lixuan asked in surprise, "Three days? Only three days?"
Cao Yu said angrily, "How many more days do you want?"
"But I can stay for fifteen days." Lu Lixuan bargained, "Isn't three days a bit short?"
Zhao Anliang smiled angrily: "Why, are you still addicted to the detention center?"
"The meal is quite delicious."
Zhao Anliang wanted to throw the teacup on his forehead.
***********************
Commander Peggy's Diary
XX/XXXXXX (the date of the Itami standard calendar, according to the confidentiality regulations of the eye of supervision, the specific time is hidden)
Just as I had predicted, our sister institution came after us like a swarm of chachika rats smelling food.If I could, I'd love to meet them with full fire and burning ships with cannonballs.But thinking about the future of my career, I decided to let my crew treat their communications like buzzing bugs first.
The inspector of the local supervisory eye who requested a call was an Elt named Mr. Cat.This guy is one of the most talked about Airborne Inspectors in our circles lately.At present, no one has been able to dig out its training base and mentors, which means that no one knows its background.This is very annoying, because you don't know who is behind it, and you don't know who you accidentally offend by fighting against it.Forget it, anyway, its current faction is a hostile faction that we can't help but shoot missiles at each other when we see it, and knowing it can't change the fact.
But soon my correspondent told me that the pursuers of our brother organization were approaching and were about to catch up with us, the expression of the correspondent was a bit distorted, "It's the Fortress of the Mourners, Commander, they opened the fort! "
fortress.
fortress? ?
When I saw the fortress signal clearly on the screen, I wondered for a moment whether I had kidnapped the governor of a certain planet from the Galactic Itami government.All the crew members on the bridge let out a low cry.Because that's outrageous, it looks like we're fleeing Ezel aliens who are about to blow us up.
"Your Excellency, Commander, the other side requested that the two local humans of Lola be returned immediately. They demanded that they be returned unscathed, otherwise..." the eyes of the communicator's face twisted into balls.
I know what the second half of the sentence it didn't say is, anyway, it's a way to turn us into cosmic dust.
"The Mourner Fortress will catch up with us in two hours (Lola time)."
All the crew members on the ship are looking at me, I know what's written in their eyeballs of different sizes, please sir, I don't want to become the dust in the corner of this bird.
"Keep moving forward at high speed." I announced deadpan. "People are on our boat, and they won't open fire easily."
But what to do after being caught up?I thought quickly.Hand over the two 241 carriers that were finally caught?No, this is absolutely impossible.Handing over means going back is to welcome my inner-ring court ruling family bucket meal. Not to mention my career is completely ruined, and there is a high probability that I will be sent to the border to wait to be eaten by worms.There's a future where I'm waiting to be turned into meat sauce, and a future where I'm waiting to be turned into cosmic dust, and neither looks like a good choice.
Anyway, people won't give it to them.
After clarifying this point, I suddenly came up with a good idea looking at the fortress on the screen that was ready to blow up and destroy us.
I hope it's a dream, please, it's a dream.
Overhead is a ceiling of a pale white unknown substance.
He sighed and sat up slowly.
Principal Wu sat opposite him, his eyes were bloodshot, and he had an expression that you could still sleep.Yan An's gaze was inevitably attracted by the top of his head.I have to admit that the different smooth top of the head is really eye-catching, even after encountering such an unimaginable incident, his first reaction when he regained consciousness was to stare at Principal Wu's head for a long time unavoidably.
Until he actually met those... those strange-looking aliens, he still had an unreal feeling of dreaming.
"..." After noticing Yan An's gaze, Principal Wu gave him a humiliating look.He shrunk his neck, and his head reflected the indoor lights, making it a bright spot of light.
I really didn't expect his hair to be gone.Yan An thought sadly.Usually you can't see it at all.
"What are they going to do to us?" Principal Wu asked, his voice hoarse.
Yan An shook his head, but he remembered the few sci-fi movies he had watched before.Normally, the most common thing aliens do when they capture people on earth is to dissect and study human experiments.Anatomy, he didn't want to say the word.
"Will they... dissect us?" Principal Wu still said.
Yan An gave him a sad look, "I don't know."
Principal Wu's face performed the famous painting "The Scream" by Edvard Munch. "My daughter is still in college and there are old people above me, I can't die here!" he shouted.
Who is not?
Yan An thought of An Yuan's smiling face, and sighed softly.
With a "click", a small opening suddenly appeared on the Wuhen wall, and a metal push plate popped out automatically, and there were two small boxes on the push plate.Inside each small box are three blue capsules.A suspended three-dimensional picture appeared on the box. A strange-looking monster stretched out a claw, took out a capsule from the box, and stuffed it into its mouth.
According to yesterday's experience, this should be the meaning of the aliens signaling them to eat the capsules.After the alien demonstrated, new stereoscopic images appeared one after another.The person in the video is none other than Principal Wu.
In the picture, Principal Wu picked up the capsule in the box, swallowed it, and then this "Principal Wu" laughed with an exaggerated expression.
Principal Wu said, "Why is there me in the video?"
Yan An said: "I think it is for demonstration that we are asked to eat capsules. You in the screen should be simulated."
Principal Wu looked at it, "Wait a minute, why do I smile like a dementia?"
Yan An said: "Uh...the action is indeed a bit exaggerated."
Immediately afterwards, Principal Wu in the screen picked up another capsule and stuffed it into his eyelids. Then Principal Wu rolled on the ground in pain. A symbol appeared on the screen. Yan An guessed that it was the "X" representing the negation of aliens.Immediately afterwards, Principal Wu stuffed the capsule into his ear hole again, he showed a puzzled and demented expression, and the negative symbol just now appeared on the screen.
Principal Wu said angrily: "What are you doing!!"
"Let's demonstrate the correct way to eat and the wrong way to use it." Yan An said rationally.
In the next scene, Principal Wu took off his pants and stuffed the capsule into his ass...
Principal Wu's roar flooded the cabin, "Do these aliens think we are retarded!!!"
Yan An looked away and coughed awkwardly.
The demonstration video screen disappeared, and the two small boxes were pushed in front of Principal Wu and Yan An.
Principal Wu glanced at Yan An, his eyes were filled with do we really want to eat?
"If we don't eat it, they will force us to swallow it." Yan An said that they were directly forced to swallow the capsules by rough methods yesterday. "We have no other choice."
Principal Wu picked up the capsule and swallowed it with a heavy expression.Yan An also picked up the capsule and put it in his mouth.He once opened the capsule, which was a white fine powder, which smelled and tasteless.He didn't know what the capsule was for, was it a drug that would change their physique?Is it mind control brainwashing stuff?Is it just a way of supplementing nutrition?He had no way of knowing, and now they had no other way to go.
After they swallowed the capsule, the metal push plate was withdrawn, and the wall became seamless and smooth again, not even a crack could be seen.
Strange to say, there was still a little hunger in the abdomen, but after swallowing the capsule, the hunger was gone, and now Yan An only had an empty feeling of fullness.Maybe this capsule really is just alien food.
The cabin became very silent.
Yan An looked around, since they came in, the cabin was filled with soft and sufficient light.He never found a light source.It's an interesting technique.If these aliens are not malicious, if they can communicate with aliens, it may be a good opportunity to learn about advanced alien civilizations.Probably because of the feeling of satiety, Yan An was not as nervous as before, and even thought about communicating with aliens, but then he thought of An Yuan, his two children, and his parents and friends.He glanced at his watch, now counting that he has been missing for almost three days.An Yuan must have called the police. Are those two children missing their father?Thinking of this, Yan An's heart tightened.What's next?dissected?Being experimented with?Or will you be taken to an alien planet and trapped there forever?His mood couldn't help becoming more and more heavy.I hope that the aliens will not be malicious, and that President Wu and I can go back safe and sound. He can only repeat silently over and over again.
……
……
Principal Wu suddenly said softly, "Brother Yan, let me ask you a question."
"what?"
"Do I really look as stupid now as I was in that image just now?"
"Er, no."
"You watch me talk."
"..."
"Are you staring at my head?"
"..."
"Are you still laughing! Is it time to laugh now!!"
"Feel sorry."
**********************
Cao Yu, the people's policeman, is fishing. To be precise, he is doing work that has nothing to do with the local police. He is reading information about the financial fraud case of Jota CVS37.
After being expelled by Ma Jingshi that day, Cao Yu carefully checked the case materials several times.Rationally speaking, the local human named Yan Zhen did not have a criminal motive. He owns a planet, and the income from future development is extremely considerable. There is no need to use his own planet to cheat and cause trouble.It is not difficult to find the home address of the owner of this planet from the Planetary Administration.At present, it can be basically judged that the gang of scammers cheated in the name of the Jota CVS37 planet, and then pushed the matter to the owner of the planet.
Cao Yu didn't regret that he went to ask Yan Zhen, the owner of Jota CVS37 planet, that day.This allowed him to obtain another piece of information, that is, the local assister of the local human Yan Zhen's supervisory eye.Understanding the eyeliner of the Eye of Surveillance on this remote planet is also an extremely important intelligence work of the Security Council.That trip was not in vain.But when he reported this information to his superior, Inspector Sheying, Inspector Sheying glanced at Yan Zhen's photo and said, "It's him."
"Master Inspector, this young man is the eyeliner of the Supervisory Eye." Cao Yuhui reported.
"I know." Inspector Sheying replied, "He once saved my life."
"what??"
"Yes." Inspector Sheying didn't say any more after that.
This had a great impact on Cao Yu.A young human boy on a planet in a remote area, not to mention that he is a member of the Eye of Supervision, it is incredible that he also owns a planet, but the most outrageous thing is that he once saved the life of Inspector Sheying.Until now, he hadn't fully digested the last message.In his eyes, Inspector Sheying is an excellent and powerful legendary senior, an idol he plans to spend his whole life looking up to and catching up with.Over the years, I don't know how many vicious criminals have been carried in the hands of Inspector Sheying, and it is such a legendary Inspector, the young man with the eye of supervision has saved his life.All of a sudden, he had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was so shocked that it was hard to think.
Just when he was barely concentrating and continued to fish for the fraud case, a group of people poured into the police station.
This time the anti-pornography campaign brought back a group of prostitutes and platform girls.Cao Yu stood up and scanned them, and saw someone familiar from the group of lifeless prostitutes at a glance.He said angrily, "Why is it you again!!!"
Zhao Anliang said softly, "Yes, it's him again."
……
In the eyes of the policemen, Lu Lixuan sat calmly in the police station.When Zhao Anliang asked him, he raised his head and said, "But the other party is willing."
Zhao Anliang rolled his eyes.
"It's illegal, do you know that?"
Lu Lixuan blinked: "Okay, now I understand."
Zhao Anliang was too angry to speak.
After asking about the situation, Zhao Anliang announced that Lu Lixuan would be detained for three days in accordance with the law and order regulations.
Lu Lixuan asked in surprise, "Three days? Only three days?"
Cao Yu said angrily, "How many more days do you want?"
"But I can stay for fifteen days." Lu Lixuan bargained, "Isn't three days a bit short?"
Zhao Anliang smiled angrily: "Why, are you still addicted to the detention center?"
"The meal is quite delicious."
Zhao Anliang wanted to throw the teacup on his forehead.
***********************
Commander Peggy's Diary
XX/XXXXXX (the date of the Itami standard calendar, according to the confidentiality regulations of the eye of supervision, the specific time is hidden)
Just as I had predicted, our sister institution came after us like a swarm of chachika rats smelling food.If I could, I'd love to meet them with full fire and burning ships with cannonballs.But thinking about the future of my career, I decided to let my crew treat their communications like buzzing bugs first.
The inspector of the local supervisory eye who requested a call was an Elt named Mr. Cat.This guy is one of the most talked about Airborne Inspectors in our circles lately.At present, no one has been able to dig out its training base and mentors, which means that no one knows its background.This is very annoying, because you don't know who is behind it, and you don't know who you accidentally offend by fighting against it.Forget it, anyway, its current faction is a hostile faction that we can't help but shoot missiles at each other when we see it, and knowing it can't change the fact.
But soon my correspondent told me that the pursuers of our brother organization were approaching and were about to catch up with us, the expression of the correspondent was a bit distorted, "It's the Fortress of the Mourners, Commander, they opened the fort! "
fortress.
fortress? ?
When I saw the fortress signal clearly on the screen, I wondered for a moment whether I had kidnapped the governor of a certain planet from the Galactic Itami government.All the crew members on the bridge let out a low cry.Because that's outrageous, it looks like we're fleeing Ezel aliens who are about to blow us up.
"Your Excellency, Commander, the other side requested that the two local humans of Lola be returned immediately. They demanded that they be returned unscathed, otherwise..." the eyes of the communicator's face twisted into balls.
I know what the second half of the sentence it didn't say is, anyway, it's a way to turn us into cosmic dust.
"The Mourner Fortress will catch up with us in two hours (Lola time)."
All the crew members on the ship are looking at me, I know what's written in their eyeballs of different sizes, please sir, I don't want to become the dust in the corner of this bird.
"Keep moving forward at high speed." I announced deadpan. "People are on our boat, and they won't open fire easily."
But what to do after being caught up?I thought quickly.Hand over the two 241 carriers that were finally caught?No, this is absolutely impossible.Handing over means going back is to welcome my inner-ring court ruling family bucket meal. Not to mention my career is completely ruined, and there is a high probability that I will be sent to the border to wait to be eaten by worms.There's a future where I'm waiting to be turned into meat sauce, and a future where I'm waiting to be turned into cosmic dust, and neither looks like a good choice.
Anyway, people won't give it to them.
After clarifying this point, I suddenly came up with a good idea looking at the fortress on the screen that was ready to blow up and destroy us.
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