Sick beauty self-help system

Chu Dai walked out of the coffee shop in a trance, with the cute and innocent parrot-like expression of the little staff still in her mind.

That was definitely not something a human woman could do, but Chu Dai couldn't find a trace of a fairy in that person.

Either it was a big monster with a deep cultivation base, or the black dragon had misjudged it.

Standing in the bleak cold wind, Chu Dai turned her head to look at the close interaction of one person and one bird in the floor-to-ceiling windows. Her little parrot had never shown such an intimate look to a stranger before.

Lan Buhuan was carrying out the task in the urban area, just after the task was over, he happened to see the black dragon in the urban area, the adults immediately stopped and bowed respectfully.

Lan Buhuai also cast his eyes on this ordinary parrot coffee shop. The wings of the gray magpie reflected the expensive high-end blue-gray light in the sun.

"My lord likes to raise birds?" Lan Buhuan didn't dare to have any dissatisfaction with the black dragon after being reprimanded last time.

Lan Buhuo was flattering, "Our bird family is modest by nature and monogamous. If you like, I can ask for a baby bird for you and raise it by my side to relieve the adults."

Chu Dai glanced at Lan Buhuan with disgust, and left Parrot Coffee with a sigh.

Although the little parrot interacted intimately with the woman who just sat on her lap, Chu Dai couldn't bear the slightest dislike for this woman. Instead, she wanted to take both the woman and the little bird into her arms and comfort her. give up.

Lan Buhuan continued to say to Master Heilong, "Jiang Ziang said that you have a little parrot at home. I think this little parrot is quite lonely. Why don't I find a companion for it to lay eggs and hatch a brood for Master Heilong?" Parrot."

Chu Dai took a deep breath, and drove away the noisy gray magpie beside her.

Chu Dai gave him a cold look, "You can shut up if you can't speak."

After she finished speaking, she disappeared in place, leaving Lan Buhuai behind, standing alone in the middle of the endlessly flowing road.

Lan Buhuan scratched his hair, "Am I right?"

What else can a parrot do without laying eggs?Parrots are always thoughtful, if they are not tamed properly, it will inevitably lead to disaster in the future.

I really don’t understand that Lord Heilong chooses parrots instead of so many birds. The last time Lan Buhuan stood on the side of the road and scolded parrots in a pet shop for two hours.

The whole race of parrots are articulate stinkers.

With curiosity in his arms, Lan Buhuai turned back to the Parrot Cafe, only to see that there was only one person and one bird left.

The air is filled with the breath of using demon power.

When the boss saw a guest coming, he quickly found a seat for Lan Buhuan to sit down, and asked him to order a cup of coffee worth nearly 40 yuan before bringing the parrot.

Jiang Qianqian can only feel the fun in the real world by serving the guests enthusiastically.Ignore the horror that the parrot can talk and then turn into a human.

Lan Buhua didn't care about the boss's small actions, and his eyes were fixed on Yan Susu all the time.

Lan Buhuan was wearing the combat uniform of the team, which was different from the uniform of the general army. The general public could not recognize it, and only thought it was a slightly trendy sportswear.

Combined with Shanglan Buhuo's serious killing intent, no one dared to get close.

Lan Buhuan's working environment in human society was different from that of Heilong and Jiang Ziang, so his ability to deal with crises is naturally not a problem.

Although not as strong as Chu Dai and Jiang Ziang in terms of working ability and formidable strength, they have more experience and know all the little tricks of ghosts like the back of their hands.

"Come here!" Lan Buhuan glanced at Yan Susu, his voice hoarse and stern.

Spirit monsters with high cultivation base have an instinctive pressure on spirit monsters with low cultivation base, making them obey their words.

Yan Susu and the sunflower standing on the highest place were cursing, not the system reminder, and almost ignored it, the gray magpie sitting in the corner staring at it.

System: "The last 0.5% of the mission is still missing, what should you do?"

Yan Susu has already planned in his heart, as long as Chu Dai knows that the moment she transforms into a human form, she can completely fill up the zero point five, the question now is how to let Chu Dai know?

Just now Yan Susu kissed and hugged Chu Dai on the seat, and then released the little parrot transformed by the system to scare her. The completion rate of the task soared to 59.5%, and it was just a little short of the last bit, and it could directly enter the courtship period of the black dragon. stage.

Pass the courtship period smoothly, and the world will be completed as a matter of course.

Yan Susu turned Sunflower's tail feathers with a smile, and turned to meet Lan Buhuo under the cursing of the injured Xuanfeng.

It stands to reason that clerks are not allowed to chat with customers during work hours, but Yan Susu is obviously not within the scope of normal employees.

The boss hugged the quacking sunflower in his arms to comfort him.

"Be good, baby, be good, baby, don't be as knowledgeable as that monster, baby is the cutest little parrot in the world." Jiang Qianqian could only comfort herself and the parrot's vicissitudes of the world through words.

Sunflower: You are an unfilial son, I will turn your father into a human and scold her to death.

That stupid Twoleg mocked me for being bald.

Lan Buhuai could see through Yan Susu's disguise at a glance, leaned on the back of the chair, turned a gun in his hand, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear:

"Are you the parrot that bewitched Lord Black Dragon?"

Yan Susu nodded and confessed, she didn't know Lan Buhuan, and thought he was a gossip guy who came to hear his boss's love story.

Yan Susu opened the stool and sat across from Lan Buhuan. The little girl laughed, her eyes became slits, and her soft ponytails gave a good impression of being cute and smart.

Lan Buhuan couldn't help but be confused by this evil monster.

After a while, he stabilized his mind, staring at Yan Susu with a pair of eyes, as if he could see through the soul of the girl in front of him, with a sarcastic smile on his lips.

"Master Heilong absolutely despises such a low-quality monster like you, and you can't even turn into a human form to seduce Lord Heilong and fall into your trap."

"It's just a weed that wants to cling to the cultivation of high-level monsters. How can it be compared with the corolla growing in the sky?"

Different from the exposure that Lan Buhuan expected, Yan Susu couldn't help laughing out loud, with an expression on his face that you are just a younger brother.

Yan Susu took a sip of pearl milk tea, stretched his wings and patted in mid-air, and said without beginning or end: "You are obviously a bird, why don't you look as good as me?"

Lan was speechless for a while, and then heard the nasty parrot in front of him say: "My lord is going to courtship soon, there must be a wife by his side, or you go?"

I think I can see this strong young man in front of me, who was bullied on the ground and was about to cry, his eyes were almost blinded.

It takes a long time to make up this picture in the brain.

Yan Susu glanced at Lan Buhuan in disgust, then changed his voice: "I guess you want to please your boss, how about prescribing the right medicine?"

Yan Susu has never forgotten one of the criteria for judging the eligibility of missions in this world, laying eggs for the black dragon to hatch.

The offspring need to be bred successfully to be judged as a mission success.

Lan Buhuan glanced at Yan Susu, and the feathers all over his body were about to explode.

It didn't look like he was questioning her, it was obvious that the guy in front of him had completely controlled the flow of the words.

Lan Buhuan couldn't bear this the most, but he couldn't make a strong statement in front of Yan Susu.

Ordinary people would show timidity in front of Lan Buhuan, but Yan Susu was an exception.

Yan Susu didn't know what Lan Buhuao was thinking, so he just said, "I heard that your birds have medicine that can promote egg laying, I need it."

After Lan Buhuan heard this, her scalp exploded, she didn't dare to look into Yan Susu's eyes, and her brain made up a discordant picture of a black dragon.

Lord Black Dragon...

Yan Susu learned from the information given by the system that during the courtship period, the probability of the black dragon successfully bringing up offspring is not high, and it can only be controlled by other drugs.

Yan Susu nodded under Lan Buhuan's almost terrified gaze, "You're right, the black dragon you're talking about, no."

Lan Buhuan unintentionally peeped into his boss's private life:! ! ! ! !

"You, don't talk nonsense, I didn't think...really..."

The dragon clan has always been an existence of indulgence, but it does not rule out that there are individual dragons.She doesn't have the idea of ​​applauding love at all, and she gets bored easily in bed, often giving people the illusion that she is very bad.

Unexpectedly... Lan Buhuan's head was buzzing, and he didn't dare to be tough in front of Yan Susu at all. He nodded desperately like a little chick, took out a row of small porcelain bottles from his bag, and picked out a few pills from them. Finally, the powder was synthesized and handed over to Yan Susu.

Lan Buhuan's voice was very low, his hands and feet were bound together, and even his wings were limply hanging on the ground, looking hopeless about life.

Knowing the secret of the black dragon, he will definitely be killed, he said in despair:

"It can be mixed with deer blood, venison turtle blood and other ingredients twice a day..."

"I've never used this type of drug on a dragon. You can use it in larger doses as you see fit."

Lan Buhuan wished he could shrink himself into a ball. It was obviously a housework between husband and wife. As a subordinate, he had to intervene in a corner. Wouldn't he be resigned soon because he stepped into the office with his left foot first...

"In the past, the sows raised by my parents did not give birth to piglets. With this medicine, they gave birth to 42 piglets a year. Don't worry about the effect."

Yan Susu was dumbfounded: It doesn't have to be that good.

Lan Buhuan settled the bill before leaving, and carefully said to Yan Susu at the door: "I have no intention of interfering with the courtship period of the two of you. Your lord has a lot. Don't tell Master Heilong that I gave you the medicine."

Before Yan Susu could answer, Lan Buhuan flapped his wings and flew away.

……

As the courtship period is approaching, Jiang Ziang will stay by Chu Dai's side for a long time, guiding this inexperienced black dragon on the things that need to be paid attention to during courtship.

Jiang Ziang and Chu Dai strolled along the street, Chu Dai bought a cup of pearl milk tea and pudding, and held it in her hand, Jiang Ziang bought twenty eggs from the vegetable market, and while there were no passers-by paying attention, she took a bite of each, with the shells attached Swallow them together.

One was wearing a red dress with a cashmere trench coat and a pearl necklace the size of a thumbnail around his neck. The other had a wide suit and conspicuous gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.

At first glance, it looks like a man of talent and a woman.

Jiang Ziang's self-esteem was satisfied explosively.

Jiang Ziang sat straightening his collar and tie, and his body's hormones erupted, fascinated the little girl passing by.

Chu Dai: ...

Eyes said: You crazy, you can still be a doctor?

When crossing the zebra crossing, a little girl next to her held her mother's hand, "Is this uncle a real estate agent? He is dressed exactly like the uncles downstairs in our house."

Mom nodded vigorously: "The housing prices in the city center here are high, and all the people who come to buy houses are rich people. Real estate agents should really dress formally."

Jiang Ziang's pupils trembled, and he viciously swallowed two eggs in front of the four-year-old girl.

The little girl was crying loudly, and the mother hurriedly hugged the child and ran across the road.

Chu Dai: ...

Being single for a long time is indeed prone to mental problems.

Jiang Ziang confirmed that Heilong's nerves were normal, and he went to the set of the appointment to play tricks.

Chu Dai came to pick up Yan Susu with hot milk tea, and at the gate, she saw a yellow and tender Xuanfeng flapping its wings and patted her shoulder. At this moment, it seemed that a little girl was rushing towards Come, throw yourself into her bosom, waiting for her hair to be rubbed and a little kiss printed on her forehead.

It was just a momentary trance, and after Chu Dai blinked, there was only a palm-sized bird on her shoulder.

The black dragon who couldn't find his wife always felt that the little parrot had transformed, but he didn't let her know, but the black dragon who fell in love had no evidence.

Yan Susu inhaled the entire cup of milk tea in two or three gulps, and burped sweetly.

Chu Dai put her hands in her pockets and walked on the side of the street. Although she always looked out of place in the crowd, her face was gloomy, and others saw her and made a detour.

If there were no street lights, he would be like a lonely ghost, despised by the whole world.

Chu Dai's voice was deep and lonely, "Susu, I will be courting in two days. If you can't become a human..."

Yan Susu added silently in his heart, "I will die, and the mission will be judged as a failure."

Chu Dai held Yan Susu's slender paws, her voice was weaker than ever before, but she was also tenacious: "I will find a cave to hide, and I will not do anything to hurt you."

Chu Dai gave Yan Susu a firm look, as long as she was around, no one would hurt her little parrot, including herself.

Yan Susu happily hummed Doraemon's theme song in Chu Dai's ear, attracting passers-by to watch.

Chu Dai gave a comforting smile, she really hoped that her little girl could grow up happily all the time.

The black dragon's wings can shield her from the wind and rain.

Yan Susu pecked at Chu Dai's earrings with his bird's beak, and whispered in her ear with a magnetic low-pitched voice, "You don't need to hide."

……

Chu Dai didn't take Yan Susu's promise seriously, after all, this little parrot is not a fraction of her age.

What I ate today was lion's head, Yan Susu's food intake gradually decreased, two fists, a big lion's head is enough to eat.

Chu Dai tenderly looked at the little parrot standing on the dinner plate, and wiped the marinade from the corner of her mouth from time to time.

"Who is the woman who played with you during the day today?"

Yan Susu coughed for a while, licked his paw and said, "You are full, go take a bath."

Chu Dai didn't doubt that there was him, but seeing how the little parrot didn't want to speak, she knew she couldn't force it. As soon as she stood up, she felt dizzy, and immediately calmed down. She just staggered and walked into the bathroom slowly.

If the little parrot was still the cute, cute and unintelligent look of the past, the black dragon who let go of himself would not close the bathroom door, but looking back at this guy, he couldn't take his eyes off him, wishing to take off her clothes, Chu Dai's earlobes turned red slightly.

Silently closing the glass door of the bathroom, she leaned against the glass door, fighting so fiercely that her tail cracked through the air.

System: "Psychedelic effects will appear in the early stage of the black dragon's courtship period. Chu Dai will experience hallucinations, irritability, flirtatiousness, domestic violence and other adverse reactions. It depends on the personality of each dragon."

The system came to a conclusion, "In short, the black dragons before and after the courtship period are not normal."

Yan Susu glanced into the bathroom through the perspective of God, and after quietly transforming into a human form, he took out the powder that Lan Buhua had given her from his pocket, and took out the venison and venison blood that he ordered from the inbox outside.

Gearing up, as if he was a murderer.

The system frowned its non-existent eyebrows: "It's bloody, so disgusting."

Yan Susu's operation was as fierce as a tiger, and he used the superb cooking skills of the last world to braise the venison and the blood of the deer into Maoxuewang, and put some soft-shelled turtle blood in it.

Yan Susu knew that these things could strengthen men's yang, but he didn't expect that it would also be useful for dragons...

The system said with disgust: "You're superstitious! You won't believe me if Lan Buhuan just talks about it?"

Yan Susu said indifferently: "It can make you special."

The system was refreshed: "Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. I will go to the logistics to order."

Shit riding on the head of the main system, the small system is serious.

The main system probably raised an unfilial son.

The bloody venison and venison blood, under the careful cooking of Yan Susu, has greatly increased the appetite. With this year's new rice, you can eat more than two bowls of rice in one go. The braised venison is sweet and salty. , with potatoes cut into hob pieces. Under the action of the pressure cooker, the potatoes are soft and rotten, and the venison soup is full.

Another Maoxuewang added enough chili and Chinese prickly ash, stir-fried with bean paste until fragrant, onion, ginger and garlic successfully concealed the fishy smell of blood itself, and then added monosodium glutamate, sugar, vinegar and other seasonings to seduce the unique freshness and sweetness of blood , the system prepared Yan Susu early, ham sausage, hairy belly, pork, squid, etc. were added as side dishes. In order to make the dragon eat better, the system specially found freshly killed ones from the vegetable market. eel meat.

According to folklore, eating eel can also become special.

As soon as Chu Dai came out of the bathroom, she saw a large pot on the dining table, which was filled with hot red peppers, and she could vaguely see potato chips and tea tree mushrooms floating in it. Serve a large bowl with rice on the side.

Chu Dai was dumbfounded, and she stood there for a long time without recovering. It took only half an hour for him to take a bath, and even if he ordered takeaway, he couldn't get there so quickly.

Looking at the little parrot next to him enthusiastically standing on the table, hooking the rice bowl with his small paws, and making a series of melodious chirping chirps.

Chu Dai couldn't believe it, and touched the parrot's head with her wet hands, and the parrot's feathers in her palm were stained with red oil. Everything on the table was obviously made by her.

Chu Dai's black dragon tail swayed in mid-air strangely, from time to time she used the tip of her tail to look into the big mouthful of Maoxuewang, and then plunged into the pot of braised venison.

If there was a mouth on the tail, the pot would be more than half empty.

The tail is the representative of the black dragon's subconscious: don't worry about it so much, eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold.

Chu Dai felt that the tail was absurd, so she looked at the cat-like dragon tail, and continued to touch the blush on the cheek of the little parrot, and the little parrot happily burrowed into her skirt.

The little parrot blushed: "You're welcome, please enjoy."

Chu Dai's first reaction was to enjoy Susu to her heart's content, her eyes suddenly lit up, and when she met Shang Susu's pure and flawless eyes, her ears were red, and she had no choice but to sit on the chair.

Yan Susu obviously didn't intend to eat something full of chili peppers, so he used his paws to push the mountain of braised venison and stewed potatoes in front of Chu Dai, flapped his wings and flew to the top of the dragon's head, watching from the sidelines.

There are horns on the faucet, Yan Susu began to get wet, she likes it very much, in order not to affect Chu Dai's eating, she can only tighten her muscles.

Chu Dai and Longwei communicate silently: Who made the two dishes?

The tip of the dragon's tail is buried in the braised venison: "Snail girl?"I was reading a fairy tale recently. The snail girl will do the housework when the owner is not at home. When the owner returns, he will find that the table is full of dishes and the bedding has been warmed.

Chu Dai ate a piece of Maoxuewang: After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

Dragon Tail: You are dying of laughter, it is because you are unwilling to install monitoring.

Chu Dai's throat hurt from the spicy food, and her face turned red. In order not to lose face in front of the little parrot, she had no choice but to bite the bullet and swallow the spicy and smooth Maoxuewang down her throat.

When the tail was stimulated, the tip of the tail curled up into a top shape.

Yan Susu: "Is my wife delicious?"

The tip of the tail straightened immediately when she heard the voice of the little parrot, Chu Dai swallowed two prickly ash without changing her face.

"It tastes good, I like it very much."

Chu Dai: "You have become a human."

It's not a question, it's a statement of a basic fact.

Yan Susu tilted his head, with an innocent expression that I don't know what you are talking about.

Chu Dai: "..."

Yan Susu: "You take a long shower, what are you doing in the bathroom?"

Chu Dai blushed: "No..."

A dragon has a huge appetite and can swallow the people of a city-state in one go. However, the taste of this dragon has always been light. Even once in a while, it will not finish eating pickled fish once in a while. The lethal amount of chili Pepper Chu Daiguang looked weak all over, and her throat was on fire.

The tip of the tail shook uncomfortably, shaking the table, Chu Dai slapped the tail down.

The tail hangs powerlessly on the ground, half dead, Chu Dai has always used the dragon's breath to destroy other behemoths, and has never felt the pain of being burned by the flames.

Today is an experience.

Chu Dai swallowed a piece of crispy hairy belly, and the tip of her tongue brushed the rough surface to taste a different taste.

The medicine powder put in these two things.

Chu Dai never defended against Yan Susu, and the breath of the two often blended together, and gradually lost her guard.

There is no medicine in the world that can kill the dragon, and small doses of medicine will be metabolized quickly.

Dragons are immortal, and only fools would try to kill such heavenly darlings with their swords.

Yan Susu wiped the wet liquid on the dragon's horns, and her breathing gradually became heavier. She just smelled the cool mint scent from Chu Dai's body, and a surge of hot and dry sensation completely buried her.

Panting, the little parrot couldn't restrain the instinct of the body and wanted to become a human.

Need to wait.

Wait until Chu Dai's medicine takes effect.

Chu Dai glanced at the little parrot on the top of her head, and silently ate up the two large pots of deer blood and venison meat. At this moment, the dragon's tongue was unconscious.

Seriously suspected that Yan Susu wanted to harm her, and had the evidence.

The sad black dragon filled a glass of ice water with a beer glass, opened his mouth wide and poured it directly, with tears in the corner of his eyes, and muttered:

"Susu, you don't like me."

Chu Dai coquettishly hugged the little guy with wings spread above her head, the medicine given by Lan Buhuo was very effective, and after a while, Chu Dai took off the extra silk coat and walked barefoot on the smooth floor.

The breath that belongs to the dragon filled the whole room, with the pungent smell of tobacco, every breath was scorching hot, the dark eyes turned dark green, and the wings that were nearly four meters long spread out from the back——

Chu Dai pushed the little parrot onto the bed with her palm, and separated Yan Susu's wings with her fingers to completely expose the parrot's chest.

Chu Dai lay sideways on the bed, her hot breath sprayed on Yan Susu's feathers.

Chu Dai stared at Yan Susu's eyes without blinking, and gradually those eyes became timid.

A black dragon who has never been in love has never known what it is like to bite another dragon's neck and force the other dragon to have offspring with him.

When she was awake, she knew that the black dragon was the most powerful species in the world, and it had absolute blood pressure on other creatures. Even if the other creature didn't like it, she had no choice but to be forced to submit under the powerful coercion.

In front of the medicine that speeds up the courtship, Dai and Chu, their eyes were full of mist, and they said hoarsely:

"Susu, if one day you don't like me and think I'm boring, can you tell me in advance?"

Yan Susu didn't react, and flapped his wings, trying to escape from Chu Dai's palm, but it backfired.

Yan Susu rubbed Chu Dai's tender palm with his side face, "You idiot."

Not only in this life, but in many reincarnations in the future, I will be by your side.

Under Yan Susu's comfort, Chu Dai's breathing became heavier and heavier. She used to lock herself in a cave when she was approaching the courtship period, and sealed the only opening with mud and stones. The psychedelic herbal medicine paralyzed the nerves, and he became completely confused. He searched for instinct in the cave to destroy wantonly, and forgot all the specific details after waking up.

Chu Dai has only vaguely seen a few times that dragons of the same race please and conquer each other, and in her opinion, they are just slaves of desire.

Chu Dai dismissed this.

The room became hypoxic, and under the dim light, a deep love rose in Chu Dai's heart, wanting to crush this little parrot to the bone, wanting to swallow her.

The tail slapped on the mattress irritably, and the sanity was collapsed into a silk thread, which was about to break.

Chu Dai begged with fragile eyes, "Susu, get out and fly far away."

Yan Susu escaped from her palm, ignored the messy feathers, and planted a kiss on her fiery lips.

"I do not go."

"Susu, don't be willful."

Chu Dai begged and wanted to use her tail to throw Yan Susu out of the window, but the tail didn't obey her control, it kept moving back and forth on the cold silk sheet to dissipate heat.

Chu Dai was hatched into a monster. The monster tried its best to occupy her mind and succeeded.

Chu Dai's gaze gradually became distracted, only because the smooth muscle lines of her body felt flexible and elastic, and there was no trace of scar on her white and flawless body. The eyes that belonged exclusively to the dragon shone faintly in the dark.

At this moment, the parrot, which was not enough to squeeze its teeth, turned into a human.

In the dream, the girl who didn't wear clothes, only covered her body with two huge wings.

The twin ponytails are messy and lazy under the toss of the sheets, the peach blossom eyes are full of affection, the lips are bright red, and the lips are very suitable for kissing.

The moment Chu Dai saw Yan Susu turned into a human, the mission completion rate smoothly increased to 60%

Seeing all this from the perspective of God, the system sighed: "Goose, take it easy, your father and I are busy with other things."

As soon as Yan Susu became a human being, Chu Dai's courtship climax came immediately, her remaining sanity was not enough to maintain her judgment on the facts, her hands with sharp nails clasped Yan Susu's slender wrist, and white air came out of her mouth .

Chu Dai pressed Susu's abdomen with one hand, and the back of her head with the other hand, and smiled with her lips curled up: "Are you going to lay eggs?"

Whose egg is it?

Yan Susu:! ! ! !

Laughing dead, not fertilized at all.

Chu Dai, with black scales appearing on her face, pressed Susu slightly with her hand, her eyes were deep and dark, "There are twelve in total, it's time for you to lay eggs."

If you don't lay eggs, how can you give birth to my eggs.

Yan Susu was terrified, and instinctively wanted to ask the system for help, but he couldn't find the system after calling in his mind for a long time.

Damn it, Yan Susu tightly grabbed the lunatic's neck, blushed, and begged: "Dai Dai, I can't give birth, don't press my stomach..."

Chu Dai looked at Yan Susu lovingly with the vertical pupils unique to dragons: "Good boy, how will you know if you can't give birth if you don't try?"

Yan Susu: "..."

The system is mentally prepared to see the mosaic for seven days and seven nights. It despises the behavior of endless mosaics, which brings great mental pressure to the system, but... the side shows that the small system can get up to seven days of vacation time.

System: yes

The small system returned to the system space, and the first thing to do was go to the cafeteria to order a charcoal-grilled lamb chops, and watched the sizzling lamb chops sprinkled with chopped rosemary, and put them on the iron tray. For half a lemon, the little system discarded the knife and fork and gnawed it directly.

Sitting next to the small system is system number 4386. This is a well-known taciturn guy in the system. The hosts he is in charge of are mainly modern entertainment circles, which are career-oriented.

No. 4386 looked at the small system, then at the whole plate of grilled lamb chops, and kindly handed it his pearl milk tea.

The voice of No. 4386 said timidly: "Small system, work hard, I... are you free now?"

The little system drank half a cup of milk tea in one gulp, his eyes sparkling: "Yes."

Seeing the small system approaching the cafeteria, several systems all pricked up their ears, and some directly moved the dinner plate to the opposite side of it, staring at it for a moment.

The little system looked at everyone blankly, and swallowed the lamb chops, "Don't look at me like this, I won't make a mosaic with you."

No. 4386 blushed and exploded, and the fan of the host machine whirred: "..."

No. 4386 tugged at the sleeve of the small system: "I heard that you were brought up by the main system. We want to hear about the master of the main system."

Although the master of the main system looks as gentle as jade, he does things simply and neatly. He will help the systems deal with various difficult and miscellaneous diseases. He seems to be a good and tolerant leader, but everyone knows that the master of the main system is not easy to get close to. If you stick to the adults, the main system will inevitably take away these ill-intentioned systems with a smile.

It looks like spring all the year round, but in fact, except for the small system, no one can get close to it.

These systems were obsessed with gossip, and people who didn't notice the main system sneaked into the cafeteria and sat opposite the small system.

In front of the main system is the grilled lamb chop of the same style as the small system. It holds the silver knife and fork with its knuckle fingers, elegantly cuts off small pieces of lamb, and puts it in its mouth.

The small system suddenly became energetic, "The master of the main system likes to wear flowered shirts in the office, but wearing these ultra-short beach shorts underneath does not look serious."

The main system didn't come up and covered his mouth and coughed dryly, this fucking...

No. 4386 showed yearning: "What kind of indecent?"

The little system sighed leisurely, his young face was full of vicissitudes after being tortured by the years.

"As we all know, the main system can view the live records of any world, including the host I serve, my Yan Susu is not a human being, I have played with the task object ginger rope strawberry mango rose flower spawn keycap ink stick and so on ..."

The main system's face became unnatural, recalling a world it once served. The host of that world played even more terrifyingly, directly causing permanent psychological obstacles to the main system.

In the end, the main system judged that the host was unqualified, but the main system was not much better.

Number 4386 took a deep breath, and the surrounding systems also fell into an eerie silence. They also had host mosaics in their worlds, but they all maintained a good quality in line with core values. A wonderful friendship was formed between them.

Many systems secretly looked at each other, and saw the gate of the new world in each other's eyes.

A system whispered: "Ginger is really useless? Isn't it a seasoning?"

Another system said: "I will upgrade the dictionary later."

From the corner came: "I tried it once, it was great."

The small system was heartbroken, "After the main system learns these moves, they will use them all on me, in that sinful office!"

The main system was no longer calm behind the small system, and stiffly stuffed the perfectly grilled lamb chops into the mouth, maintaining an elegant movement, chewing finished, and the heart was in chaos.

The main system changes the data and pretends to be an ordinary system, like the number 0068 next to it.

"Do you believe that the main system will play like that?"

Most of the main systems have never tried it, but Mosaic is a threat to the small system, but they don't want this stinky child to talk nonsense outside.

No. 0068 took a look at this strange system and didn't think much about it: "I went to the office of the master of the main system yesterday, and there is a new cabinet in the corner of the master's wall, which is two meters high, and a system can be installed in it. "

The main system was suffocated, the silver knife and fork in his hand could not be held firmly, and fell on the plate, clarifying the rumor: "That is a file cabinet, used to store all system world files."

No. 0068 patted the back of the main system's hand, "You are new to the system, it's too simple, the main system looks gentle, but in fact, the beast in clothes might lock the small system in the filing cabinet and fill the system with metal materials. All the loopholes in the body, alas..."

"Although the small system is favored by the adults of the main system, it is really not a system's life."

The main system had question marks all over its head, and its pretended expression was almost unstoppable.

Just listen to the system continue to speak ill of the main system there.

"The system has strict holiday arrangements to ensure the mental health of the system, but the main system always calls me to the office after I get off work to arrange redundant tasks."

The small system became more and more enthusiastic, and "inadvertently" revealed the production plan of the lollipop with a strange smell, "It's disgusting, the main system actually asked me to supervise the production of the lollipop, it wants to eat the lollipop mixed with mushroom flavor Sugar, is this something the system can eat?"

All the systems were shocked by this plan. This is not a burden, it is clearly a manifestation of power!

The small system sighed, and Versailles: "The main system is really disgusting. If I refuse to sign, the master of the main system will lock me in the two-meter-high cabinet in the office and close it for a day and a night."

0068 sighed and looked at the main system which was disguised as an ordinary system next to it, and said in his eyes: Look, that cabinet is really not serious.

Main system: ? ? ? ? ?

Didn't you steal my documents and sign that plan without authorization?

The main system was in a trance, and the hand holding the knife trembled slightly.

The small system didn't realize it: "So you must not think that the master of the main system has a good character. It is rare for him to like me. I have taken too much for you. The brutal attack from the master of the main system, alas... understands everything .”

The systems nodded silently, looking at the small system as if they were looking at the Virgin Mary descending from the sky.

The systems discussed in low voices, "I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have been in front of the main system in the past, maybe it has become a system that needs the help of nurses to put on diapers."

Sitting next to the system, No. 4386 had red eyes, "My main system must not be like this..."

The small system patted it on the shoulder: "Maybe, or maybe the master system didn't meet someone he really likes. I'm just a tool for fun."

A humble tool for fun, in the main system