Sick beauty self-help system
Chapter 43
Yan Susu dragged his wet body to get up, and covered Miss Evil Dragon on the bed with a quilt.
She couldn't stand still, it had been three days since she went to bed, there was silence outside, and the stars were twinkling, if Yan Susu didn't force her to stop her, Chu Dai wanted to go mess around in the garden.
Yan Susu leaned against the wall to wash his body, fine water droplets burst on the skin, forming a tingling numbness.
System: "Hi, baby."
Yan Susu was so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open, sitting on the small stool in the bathroom, letting the rain wash over his face, flowing all the way from his neck down through his collarbone.
System: "Hey baby, there are eggs you laid on the bed."
Yan Susu didn't catch his breath, pinched the shower head with his fingers, and said bitterly: "I still need to lay 22 eggs, do you think I look like an old hen?"
The system detected that the host was in a bad mood, and gave Yan Susu a grilled lamb chop that was dripping with oil.
"Don't feel bad, baby, you have to think about the good."
It was a rare time for Yan Susu to taste normal delicacies in the system, and he felt a little more relaxed, hoping that the system would say something that could comfort others.
Yan Susu is naive.
System: "The 22 eggs will not drop immediately, but one will drop every now and then. You need to pay attention."
Yan Susu's head is full of question marks, God's mother drops one every now and then, does she have to bring a small basket with her aunt's towel every day to prevent the eggs from smashing on the ground?
Her mother cried outrageously and died outrageously.
Yan Susu was still in shock, and the system continued to say: "Dragon has a bad habit of eating unfertilized eggs to supplement nutrition, but dragons can't distinguish fertilized eggs from unfertilized eggs." the difference between eggs."
"The fertilized egg will heat up after three days, and you need to watch it all the time."
Yan Susu petrified, recalling the experience of raising a hen at home...
"Eggs need a reasonable temperature and humidity to hatch, how can I sit on the egg all day..."
Yan Susu staggered, the hot water was mixed, tears flowed into the sewer, the young bird already felt that he was not clean, the huge bright yellow wings were trembling in the wide bathroom.
Every time when getting along with Chu Dai, Yan Susu thinks that ginger is the end, who knows that there are more and more Pu Lei.
The system's tone was light and leisurely, "No, no, my dear female goose, you just need to protect the eggs from being eaten by Chu Dai. Dragon eggs are not delicate and fragile things."
Tiger poison does not eat eggs yet, this dragon even wants to eat eggs.
Will this dragon be homesick on Earth?
Yan Susu knew that Chu Dai was not fully awake yet, she insisted on completing the task as soon as possible and giving birth to the egg as soon as possible, so she climbed onto the bed again and nestled into the arms of the sleeping black dragon.
Even when Chu Dai lost all reason, she would still take care of this fragile little parrot, retract her fangs and control the strength of her palms when kissing, but even so, she still left shocking marks on Yan Susu's body.
Chu Dai felt the person in her arms move, and with mist in her eyes, she wiped away the scar on the corner of Yan Su's lips with her soft fingertips.
"you are pretty."
Chu Dai pressed Yan Susu with her body half asleep, held her slender, and broke her wrist when she folded it, "Does it hurt?"
Yan Susu has experienced two worlds, and she has long since lost her initial fear of the violent action between the two. She knows that even if this person loses consciousness, she will try her best to be gentle with herself, as long as there is no malice in the process. , The relationship between the two can quickly blend and turn into a spring of spring water.
Yan Susu blew into Chu Dai's ear, and his eyes shifted: "I said it hurts, will you stop?"
The half-eaten black dragon, of course not, this dragon wraps Yan Susu with wide wings, "I will be lighter."
……
The mosaic lasted for six days. Yan Susu is not an ordinary human being in this world, and his body tolerance and muscle strength are very comparable to human beings.
Yan Susu hugged the five dragon eggs and escaped from the bed, "I became a physical rag doll."
The system gave Yan Susu a pack of nutritional supplements used internally by the system, "Drink it quickly, the effect will be immediate, I tried it and the effect is very good."
Yan Susu wrapped the finally-delivered testicle with a flannel cloth, and drank the medicine given by the system without thinking too much.
My muscles were sore, my thighs and waist felt unbearably sore, and there was no good spot on my body. Most of the bruises and mottled marks were cured under the action of the medicine.
Yan Susu asked curiously, "Where did you get this medicine?"
System vicissitudes: "The main system gives me..."
Yan Susu didn't think too much, and continued to ask, "Do you still have an underground boxing ring in your system space?"
The system wanted to cry, but how could it explain that the main system would smear a special repair fluid on the poor little system every time it was tossed to death, to be alive.
Yan Susu and Chu Dai Mosaic did not notice the small system and the main system in their minds, and applauded for Ai in the office, only thinking that the small system was bullied by everyone in the system space and could only go to the underground boxing ring to be beaten to make money.
"That's how pitiful you are."
System: "...Indeed."
Although the brain circuit of one person, one system is wrong, the results are strangely the same.
Chu Dai wakes up leisurely, noticing that there are no confused eyes in her arms, she immediately becomes clear, her body is stained with Yan Susu's unique parrot smell, the warm and fluffy feathers, the tingling sensation of scratching the hard scales, imprinted Into the bone marrow, she will never forget it in her life.
It is a gentle township unique to birds.
Chu Dai breathed out a satisfied and lazy dragon cry, narrowed her eyes and got up from the bed, shaking her cheerful wings and tail.
Her little parrot is in the kitchen.
Looking back on the past few days, Chu Dai lost all her sanity, and all the cells in her body were controlled by inexplicable heat. She hated the feeling of being out of control, and always despised other dragons who entered the mad state of the courtship period, but if The target is Yan Susu, and the Manchu black dragon has no objection, hoping to come more.
Textbook double standard.
Chu Dai blamed herself for stroking the bluish-purple mark on Yan Susu's body, her fingers brushed her collarbone, leaving a red mark.
"I should be lighter..." Chu Dai kissed the mark with her lips, her mouth was vague, and her eyes were full of guilt, "You just became a human, your skin is white and tender, and you will leave scars when you touch it. You can make it up to me by punishing me for doing anything wrong."
Yan Susu has the potion given by our system to restore his body, he no longer feels tired, as if he has been reborn, a warm current rises from his stomach, and he sighs contentedly.
The system works better than my wife, so what's the use of having this wife?They will also eat my eggs.
Seeing that Yan Susu didn't answer, Chu Dai thought the little parrot in her arms was angry, she kissed Yan Susu out of the corner of her eyes and noticed that the girl was holding five round dragon eggs in her arms.
The dragon egg is ivory white, about the size of a smaller egg, obviously a combination of dragon and parrot bloodlines, and it will not be difficult for the mother.
The surface is smooth, and it feels warm to the touch, but it is different from the expected life response when touched, and the inside is lifeless.
Chu Dai licked the corners of Yan Susu's eyes, "Susu, I'll give you all the treasures, don't be angry, okay?"
Chu Dai held Yan Susu's hand in prayer, and kissed the back of that white hand delicately.
As long as you can make the little girl happy, what are thousands of treasures worth?
Chu Dai's gaze slowly shifted from Yan Susu's face to the egg in her arms. The ivory white dragon egg that looks extremely hard to ordinary people seems to be a rare delicacy to Chu Dai, an adult black dragon. delicacies.
You must know that the first meal of a dragon in this world is the hatched eggshell.
Yan Susu hooked Chu Dai's collar and smiled slightly, "I don't want your pearls and gems, where do you put those precious things?"
Chu Dai's face turned red, and she couldn't help touching the white eggshells with her fingers. These eggs were produced from the body of the small parrot, with the special bird fragrance of Yan Susu.
Chu Dai likes it very much, wants to eat it very much, and completely owns one of her most precious treasures.
Just when Chu Dai was about to take out an egg and swallow it in one gulp, Yan Susu turned sideways to block the dragon's sight.
The system thoughtfully cooked a pot of porridge with shredded pork and vegetables for Yan Susu. The pot was gurgling with the unique alluring aroma of rice. Yan Susu said sadly:
"I have become a human being, but the scope of my activities can only be controlled in this small house, Dai Dai, I am not happy."
The little girl, who was only as tall as a person's shoulders, had messy long hair behind her back, and a pair of bright yellow wings hanging down sadly on the ground. The dragon's tail tried to catch the roots of the wings, but was dodged skillfully.
Dai Chu put out a bowl of hot porridge and put it in front of her dear wife, worrying: "You are not in good health, rest at home, and we will talk about going to work later."
All my treasures are yours, you don't have to look at people's faces outside and serve humble human beings.
Yan Susu glared at Heilong viciously, and refused to give her the porridge cooked by the system.
The black dragon who can't eat enough: ...
Yan Susu caressed the five eggs in his arms, "I will give birth to offspring for you, but the prerequisite is that you are not allowed to eat eggs."
Only during the courtship period does the dragon have a slight chance of giving birth to offspring. If Yan Susu doesn't seize this opportunity, he can only wait for more than ten years.
Yan Susu can only seize the opportunity in front of him.
However, this black dragon, who has no breeding experience, has even less knowledge about its own kind than Yan Susu, a parrot, "I can get close to you every day, and you can lay eggs every day, okay?"
Chu Dai suddenly understood that Yan Susu likes to lay eggs.
Jiang Ziang said that there are many animals, once the sex is completed, the motherhood will overflow, and they will think about giving birth to offspring for their lover every day, but laying eggs is too energy-intensive, and it will cause great damage to the small body of the parrot, so Chu Dai thought of...
Chu Dai sneaked to get an egg, and when Yan Susu found out, she slapped her. Chu Dai was not angry: "If you like laying eggs, how about I buy some table tennis balls?"
Yan Susu: "!" Get lost.
System: "..." Is this something I can hear?
The main system surrounds the system behind, "Duck head..."
The system is holding a dagger in its hand and facing the host of the main system, "My lord, please think twice before speaking."
The main system shut its mouth and turned around, pretending to be working seriously.
system:"……"
At this moment, the little system wants to call Yan Susu's father, begging her not to be so flamboyant.
……
In the end, under Yan Susu's strong request, Chu Dai had to let her go out to work.
Considering the difference between Yan Susu and normal human beings, Chu Dai arranges Yan Susu in the flower shop where the flower demon is.
Yan Susu was thinking that there were still sixteen eggs left, including the five in his arms, a total of 21 eggs, only one of which could hatch offspring.
Only by keeping these potentially fertile eggs around and waiting for three days will the results be known.
If the dragon egg is not protected within these three days and is eaten by Chu Dai or other creatures, Yan Susu may not be able to complete the task.
Yan Susu sat in Chu Dai's car, and all the way humbly recalled the past when he quietly touched the hen's eggs, and was chased by the hen for three kilometers.
From the preface, I always thought that a hen can give birth at any time, and it is impossible to care about one of them. Now...
Yan Susu felt empathy with the hen for the first time in his life.
But from Chu Dai's point of view, Yan Susu's eyes were red, and she looked out of the car in a daze, as if she was missing an old friend far away.
Chu Dai couldn't figure it out, this parrot stayed by her side since she was a child, and gradually grew up, how could she have a chance to know other monsters?
The tail flapped anxiously on the seat, her body had already adapted to Yan Susu's side, but now a terrible thought came to her mind.
Maybe Yan Susu doesn't like her.
Maybe Yan Susu doesn't have someone he particularly likes in his heart, but he has already disliked her. Once he finds the person he loves, he will immediately abandon the black dragon who has nothing to do.
Chu Dai thinks that after living for many years, her personality has become rigid and boring, and she has no characteristics that can attract Yan Susu's love.
The barren black dragon has only drawers and rooms full of treasures, but her little parrot is not greedy for money.
Chu Dai struggled, she was careful, and asked softly: "What is Susu thinking?"
Yan Susu's eyes were red and his mind was full of the horror of hatching eggs, and he said lightly, "I'm thinking of you."
Chu Dai was desperate, she must be thinking of breaking up with her.
Chu Dai can only recall a brief moment during the courtship. She ignored Yan Susu's body, hugged her forcibly, and said humiliating words to the little parrot, "You little harlot, who can satisfy you except me?!" talk.
Chu Dai's cheeks were burning and hurting, it must be because Yan Susu didn't like her, that's why she didn't let her eat the eggs she just laid, that's why she was crying in the car, and that's why she wanted to find other monsters outside...
Formed a perfect closed loop of your thinking, Yan Susu didn't realize it.
Yan Susu looked at Chu Dai's eyes and thought that this black dragon, who only knew how to eat, was greedy for the egg in her arms.
"A tiger's poison doesn't eat its offspring, Chu Dai, don't even think about touching my cub."
Chu Dai: QAQ
I heard that in human society, every time a couple divorces, they will fight for the custody of the child. Yan Susu valued the dragon egg in his arms so much, it must be to divorce her and take away the child to raise him alone.
But the chance of the dragon giving birth to offspring is very small, and her Susu can only hold the unspeakable dragon egg in her arms to pray for her final affection.
What a desperate mother.
Chu Dai parked the car on the side of the road sadly, and hugged Yan Susu tightly, "I won't let you be wronged, please don't divorce me, okay?"
In the 100% love course, Chu Dai learned that adding "good or bad" at the end of every sentence will make the other party feel respected, have a choice, and greatly increase the chance of a successful relationship.
Yan Susu saw that the black dragon swallowed his saliva and wanted to attack with the tip of his tail, so she slammed the car door shut.
Go to work, goodbye.
Chu Dai: "..." Hot chicken love tutorial.
……
Yan Susu looked back at Chu Dai in the car with lowered eyebrows, she was silent, she didn't have the arrogance of a black dragon.
Silent comfort in my heart: After three days, I won't be able to hatch and cook fried rice with eggs for you.
System: As expected of you.
You can do this kind of thing.
The shop of the flower demon is located at a four-way intersection in the city center, people come and go, the business is very good, and the annual rent is high, but the flower demon Jia Niyun is well-known, the business celebrities who come to order, film and television celebrities Countless.
It is rumored that as long as you get the flowers planted by the flower demon, you can talk about fairy love.
These words are not false, every flower from the flower demon has a little bit of starlight floating on it, and ordinary people will immediately arouse the love in their hearts when they are dipped in the fragrant light.
Yan Susu stood in front of Jia Niyun's shop, her wings were folded behind her, she was wearing an ivory white dress with bright yellow decorations on the cuffs, and she was carrying a small sheepskin bag with a It is cushioned with soft feathers, and above it is a dragon egg lying peacefully.
Chu Dai greeted Jia Niyun early. Jia Niyun ran out of the store immediately when she smelled the parrot. It was covered with petals and a bright peach blossom bloomed on top of its head. The clothes were translucent and translucent. There are blooming flowers on the top, no matter how she jumps and walks, the flowers cling tightly to her body.
Countless people tried to crack the secret of this attire, but they all failed.
The mysterious flower demon in the eyes of ordinary people hugged Yan Susu tightly at this moment, "My sister is so cute! My sister's cheeks are so soft, and my sister's arms are so soft, can you come to my house to sleep tonight?"
Yan Susu flatly refused: "I have a wife."
Jia Niyun seldom meets the same kind in human society. The only ones he knows are Jiang Ziang and Chu Dai. One is a disaster star who will be unlucky wherever he goes. ... It doesn't matter if you don't mention it.
If you are single for a long time, monsters will have problems, which is a recognized fact in the industry.
With Jia Niyun's fixed small employees, she doesn't need to work hard every day to pack flowers for the guests. She only needs to arrange the staff to extend the flowers during unannounced visits, so that she can try her best to reduce the cost, and she can almost make a profit without losing money.
Under the influence of Jia Niyun, several small employees have a new understanding of beauty every day, and the big stars on the screen are just ordinary looks in their eyes.
Seeing Yan Susu coming, the new employee exclaimed, "Look, it must be the boss' friend."
Only the boss's friend will have a fairy appearance.
A few small employees stared at Yan Susu intently, forgetting what they were doing. Some of them learned from Jia Niyun to stick flowers on their hair, which could only imitate superficially, but could not imitate the charm.
Yan Susu passed the airport like a star, waved at these employees, and showed a bright smile enthusiastically.
As expected of her, she can eat soft food just by her looks.
The system poured cold water on it: "But who knew that such a fairy woman would actually be helping people hatch eggs:)"
Yan Susu: "The main system is busy?"
When the system heard the name of the master of the main system, he suddenly smiled stiffly, and walked away from the office of the main system cowardly.
Jia Niyun changed Yan Susu into a light green apron, the two of them inevitably had physical contact, and her expression changed immediately.
Yan Susu's arms and exposed ankles were covered with bruises. One could tell at a glance that he had been bullied severely. The flower demon had seen too many beautiful loves, and was unfamiliar with the twists and turns of ordinary people's feelings, so she looked at her in fear.
"Did Chu Dai domestically abuse you?"
Yan Susu shook his head and said how could it be possible, being domestically abused by a dragon, just a few more bruises on his body?
Jia Niyun has never been in love, and although she has the secret of love in the world, she has never been able to find a suitable monster as a spouse, and her imagination of love has always remained in human novels.
Jia Niyun painstakingly traced the scratches on Yan Susu's calf. Although many of them were erased by the systematic drugs, the faint marks added room for imagination.
Yan Susu clarified and defended: "Chu Dai is very good to me and has always taken care of me. Although she has some minor problems (trying to eat my eggs), she is a very good dragon."
How could Jia Niyun believe it? A pair of watery eyes stared at Yan Susu in horror, and the plot of the late-night viewing system column kept appearing in his mind——
The system downloaded the Flower Art Packaging Encyclopedia in Yan Susu's mind, and she expertly wrapped a bouquet of flowers according to the request left on the note by the customer, and proudly held it in front of the flower demon.
Jia Niyun felt distressed, but her heart was pinched, she took out the dew from the deepest drawer, and sprinkled it on the injured part of Yan Susu's body.
The water-red flower dew immediately melted into the skin, but the traces were left by the evil dragon. How can simple medicines eliminate them?
The leg and arm looked even gaunter.
"Even if the suspect is a dragon, he cannot escape the punishment of the law. Fairies have fairies' laws, and humans have human laws. You will accompany me to report to the relevant department immediately, and the suspect will be brought to justice."
The victim, Long, became the suspect, Long.
Yan Susu had no choice but to explain that even if Chu Dai lost her mind, she would instinctively take care of her. In the process, she would sink and bring no pain.
Jia Niyun reluctantly believed Yan Susu's mouth when he thought about it.
Yan Susu walked to the door, holding a sign in his hand, which said today's special price for carnations.
There is an event in the elementary school next door, and we need to buy flowers. It is almost the end of school time, so Yan Susu prepares early.
In order to make a performance, she spread the yellow wings on her back and pretended to be a Cosplay prop.
Everyone passing by looked sideways, looking at this pair of flexible wings, the pink girl dressed in Yan Susu, with this pair of wings, it is really like an angel descending from the earth, the child stumbled into her arms——
"Mom, I want to buy a flower!"
Ordinary passers-by thought that Yan Susu was a member of an unknown girl group. Several passers-by wanted to ask her stage name. She was admired by many stars, and she made a rule that as long as she bought flowers, she could take a group photo. The business of the flower shop more than doubled .
Jia Niyun wraps flowers for the guests with distress. Flowers representing love are the best tools for courtship in the hands of ordinary guests, but they are tools for committing crimes in the hands of evil dragons...
Jia Niyun whispered to the employee with the best relationship, "Did you see the case of hiding the corpse in the refrigerator yesterday?"
The employee shook her head. She usually doesn't pay attention to the news. "I just remember that half a year ago a husband put his wife's body into a meat grinder and went to the vegetable market to sell sausages."
Jia Niyun was deeply convinced, her voice was crisp and crisp, and she said in fear: "I heard that many wives will have Stockholm after marriage, and they think that beating and scolding by their husbands is a symbol of love."
The employee nodded, looked at Yan Susu's back warily, and finally said in a soft voice that only the two of them could hear:
"I've never been in a relationship before, but seeing the injuries on this young lady's body, I must have been bullied so badly to stay."
"Such a good-looking young lady, why do you want to fall in love? It's nothing if you don't fall in love."
On the other side, Yan Susu said to the system in his heart: "I feel like someone is scolding me behind my back."
Chu Dai, who was several kilometers away, sneezed fiercely, and viciously swallowed the egg in front of Jiang Ziang, "I feel like someone is scolding me behind my back."
Jiang Ziang turned into a huge black python, and he was leisurely coiling on the tree: "Laugh, every day someone scolds you behind your back."
After the courtship period, the black dragon is depressed: the book says that girlfriends like to declare their love in a high-profile way, and they are dead horses as living horse doctors.
Jiang Ziang saw that Chu Dai was holding a tutorial book on 100% success in love, and the words of persuasion stuck in his throat.
Although the widowed and lonely Black Snake has never been in a relationship, he also knows that dating does not seem to be completely in accordance with the textbook.
What's more... Jiang Ziang glanced at Chu Dai with pity, and didn't expect the dragon's understanding.
The wife who got it by accident will eventually lose out because of her strength, and she will die of laughter. Who can fall in love with this dragon.
It's normal for monsters to be single, Jiang Ziang let out a sad laugh that has been single for a long time.
Chu Dai opened the Internet, trying to find a suitable high-profile courtship method from other human cases.
Some things were wrong from the beginning.
After looking around from the perspective of God, the system has lost hope for these two people.
As a system, the small system has no real understanding of love. It was brought up by the main system since it was a child. The main system used to be a very gentle and good system. Ever since it took a task to support a host, it has become up.
Damn, no one knows how to fall in love.
……
Yan Susu was selling flowers outside, and the small leather bag containing five eggs was placed in the locker. The eggs were full of dragon's breath, not to mention a random spirit monster with a little bit of practice ate a mouthful and went to sleep. It can grow immediately, with a lifespan of at least 500 years, even a rat in the sewer will immediately become a human after eating it.
The fragrance of dragon eggs is incomparable, ordinary people can't smell it, but it is extremely delicious to Jia Niyun.
Jia Niyun swallowed, and closed the cabinet door.
She has never touched a dragon egg, and she doesn't know what is contained in Yan Susu's bag, she only knows that it is a supreme treasure.
Jia Niyun muttered in her heart: "Heilong is an incompetent spouse, what good things can I give Susu?"
Jia Niyun was depressed, so she ignored the things in the locker and mixed several types of floral water from the drawer of the box to relieve the pain of the poor little parrot.
System warning: "A bull snake lurks in the sewer of the flower shop. It is eyeing a tiger and wants to eat your eggs."
Yan Susu was so frightened that his feathers almost fell off the ground: "No, absolutely not!"
Seeing the terrified face of the beautiful young lady with wings, she surrounded several guests and said dog-leggedly: "What's wrong with the big beauty? Let my brother help you solve it."
"Miss, will you still be here tomorrow? Can I come here to buy flowers every day?"
"Miss, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Miss Sister's wings are so realistic, how much can I pay?"
Yan Susu smiled and nodded: "I've been spotted by someone :)"
Crowd:! ! ! !
What kind of peerless women's clothing boss is this.
Several suitors fled, and the last one blushed and asked, "Miss, is it 1 or 0?"
Yan Susu: "..." Get out, my eggs are really gone.
The bull snake in the sewer crawled out of a toilet hole, sticking out its scarlet tongue, and turned into a man in long gray clothes and trousers, with dirty long hair sticking to his cheeks, leaving dirty liquid , this was originally a cute pet snake, abandoned by its owner in the wilderness decades ago, and it was shaped into a human form by chance.
The monsters in the forest are extremely xenophobic and do not accept foreign species. Every time they see a bull or snake, they beat and kick the innocent monster to the city.
The steel jungle is very difficult for humans, and it is even more so for monsters. There are many monsters who cannot hunt, so they have to condescend and work for humans to get a bite of food.
Oxtongue is unwilling and wants to be free.
The bull and snake smelled the smell of the dragon egg from a long distance, and the blood engraved in the bone was absolutely suppressed, which made the weak spirit shudder and greedy.
Just one bite, even one bite, would punch and kick those bullying monsters in the forest.
The bull snake eagerly stroked the locker, took out a wire from his pocket, stuck it into the keyhole, and opened the door of the locker in two or three strokes, revealing the brand new lambskin backpack inside.
Yan Susu casually threw the promotional sign in his hand to an employee, and rushed into the lounge.
"You stop."
Bull Snake opened the black leather bag with Nian Lala's hands, and held the three eggs in his hands. Greedy saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth, and his dirty hand kept stroking the ivory white egg shells.
Take a strong breath, it is enough demon power.
Dazed as if drunk, the bull snake licked its sharp teeth, and immediately opened its mouth to swallow the dragon egg.
The moment the dragon egg burst, Yan Susu took out a pair of long scissors from the flowerpot, and hammered the man's head hard.
thump -- thump -- thump --
It is impossible for the monster to be killed by these blows, but the pain it will cause will not be less than that of humans. This man immediately put down the dragon egg and showed his fangs at Yan Susu.
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile, didn't dislike the man's sloppy appearance, and said softly:
"The person who owns the dragon egg will be regarded as a spouse by the black dragon."
Bull She looked blankly at Yan Susu, and then at the spotless dragon egg in his palm.
What the hell?You don't want to entertain the family.
Yan Susu was not in a hurry, he moved a small bench and sat opposite the bull and snake.
"To tell you the truth, I was forcibly brought back to the lair by the black dragon to give birth to a dragon egg. I took the opportunity to escape. The black dragon is blind and cannot recognize people, so I can only find a spouse through the dragon egg."
Bull Snake has never been in contact with this species of dragon, and can only rely on word of mouth from other monsters. The sound with huge wings and a favorable tail produces a little picture.
He is brutal, bloodthirsty, breathes dragon's breath, and greedily wants to find all the treasures in the world.
It is an existence of absolute power and absolute evil.
"You were brought to the lair by the dragon!"
Yan Susu nodded innocently, "Although I am a weak monster, I also know that I cannot let other people take the blame for what I have caused. Return the dragon egg to me quickly, and the black dragon will not look for you."
The man's eyes were confused, and he imagined an evil existence like a tyrant in his mind.
She bit the bullet and said: "Being the black dragon's spouse will definitely share her wealth!"
Yan Susu snatched the dragon egg from the vacillating man, and looked at Bull Snake like a younger brother: "Spouse? If it was a spouse, would she treat me like this?"
Yan Susu showed mottled arms and ankles.
These injuries are not serious to humans, and even less so to monsters, but the effect of the "brutal black dragon" shrouded in a layer is completely different.
Niu Snake originally thought that Long was very loyal to his spouse and would not do inhumane things, but Yan Susu was not sure yet.
A person who can lay eggs for a dragon is treated like this, what about her?
Yan Susu put away the five eggs with a smile, without changing his face, and poured dirty water on Chu Dai: "Dragon will eat its own eggs, as well as the spouse who laid eggs. Are you mentally prepared?"
Niu Snake shook his head hastily: "No...a scholar can be killed but not humiliated."
Yan Susu was satisfied, and said: "Why don't you work as an employee in this flower shop and stay with Lord Flower Demon, no one will dare to bully you."
"As a reward, you need to grant me a wish."
The bulls and snakes want to blend in with each other, but they are always bullied because they are too weak. It is her dream to have an opportunity, the dragon egg opportunity, and the job position. If you can get any of them, you will be satisfied.
"what do you want?"
System: "Your dog training skills have reached the peak, very good."
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile: "You brought me all over."
……
Jia Niyun didn't expect that she had a new employee in just half an hour. She had to admit that when she first saw that sloppy man, she refused.
The smell of the sewer remained on the man's body, and his hair was covered with an unknown foul-smelling liquid. She couldn't imagine where Yan Susu found this rubbish.
Jia Niyun pitied Yan Susu for being bullied by the evil dragon, so she could only bite the bullet and let the bull and snake wash and change her clothes.
Jia Niyun did not ignore the five dragon eggs in Yan Susu's arms, and squatted on the ground in surprise, touching the eggshells full of vitality with her cheeks.
The peach blossoms on Jia Niyun’s head suddenly bloomed——
"Oh my god, Chu Dai actually allowed you to lay eggs for her, she really loves you!"
Yan Susu: "..."
She not only let me give birth, but also wanted to eat.
Jia Niyun began to shake his guess about the relationship between the two. The number of dragons is rare, not only because it is extremely difficult to treat offspring, but also because if dragons cannot find a suitable partner, they will not allow each other to lay eggs.
This population has made itself almost extinct.
Jia Niyun said: "Chu Dai has never been in a relationship before, she must not know how to fall in love, you have to be more tolerant to her."
Yan Susu covered the egg with both hands, curious: "How to tolerate?"
Jia Niyun: "The dragon will only let the other person lay eggs for her if he loves her badly. If she doesn't listen to you, you can stab her in the back with a knife—"
Yan Susu: "..." That's really tolerant.
Bull Snake came out of the bathroom, wearing an ill-fitting shirt, revealing his slender wrists and ankles. His long hair was washed by shampoo and hung behind his head, adding a bit of romance and unrulyness that belongs to the artist alone. .
Coupled with the unique good looks of snakes, unlike Jiang Ziang's gentle scum, her brows and eyes reveal the vicissitudes of melancholy and the loneliness of being independent from the world.
It is the type that can arouse the motherly love of little girls.
The peach blossoms on Jia Niyun's body bloomed even more beautifully, "Brother, who are you?"
I can, I can! ! !
Niu She blushed, took a step back shyly, bowed and said, "Boss, please give me your advice."
Jia Niyun stepped on the hem of her skirt and almost fell, so she hurriedly bowed, "You teach me too, you teach me too..."
The black dragon who was splashed with dirty water pinched Yan Susu's time to get off work, and walked to the entrance of the flower shop. It happened to be the evening rush hour, and there were people coming and going on the road, all of them were getting off work and going shopping.
With the advocacy of consumerism that you need to love yourself and don’t be smoothed by work, all office workers want to please themselves and buy a bouquet of flowers, so Jia Niyun’s flower shop is naturally overcrowded.
Chu Dai lined up to buy Yan Susu's favorite pearl milk tea chia pudding, and she stopped at the entrance of the flower shop holding a steaming paper bag.
She couldn't forget Yan Susu's refusal of her intimacy this morning, but she was too much to Susu during the courtship, which broke the heart of this innocent and timid little parrot.
Her heartbeat was irregular, and she covered her beating heart with one hand, feeling so uncomfortable that she was about to be out of breath. The single Heilong couldn't imagine life without a wife.
When people saw Chu Dai approaching, they all came out one after another. Ordinary humans didn't know her identity, but they could feel her aura like a sharp knife coming out of its sheath.
Chu Dai saw Yan Susu busy in the store at a glance, standing beside a handsome man who was at a loss, with black seaweed-like hair hanging down his head, respectful to her little parrot, willing to walk around with a huge water basin.
Yan Susu: "Don't follow me, Chu Dai will only eat me, not you."
Bull Snake was so frightened that his whole body was trembling, fear appeared on his melancholy face.
"I just touched your dragon egg, she must be very angry QAQ"
Yan Susu: As far as your talent is concerned.
Chu Dai can't accept that there are monsters in a mess approaching Yan Susu, this snake must be very annoying to the little parrot
She couldn't stand still, it had been three days since she went to bed, there was silence outside, and the stars were twinkling, if Yan Susu didn't force her to stop her, Chu Dai wanted to go mess around in the garden.
Yan Susu leaned against the wall to wash his body, fine water droplets burst on the skin, forming a tingling numbness.
System: "Hi, baby."
Yan Susu was so sleepy that he could hardly keep his eyes open, sitting on the small stool in the bathroom, letting the rain wash over his face, flowing all the way from his neck down through his collarbone.
System: "Hey baby, there are eggs you laid on the bed."
Yan Susu didn't catch his breath, pinched the shower head with his fingers, and said bitterly: "I still need to lay 22 eggs, do you think I look like an old hen?"
The system detected that the host was in a bad mood, and gave Yan Susu a grilled lamb chop that was dripping with oil.
"Don't feel bad, baby, you have to think about the good."
It was a rare time for Yan Susu to taste normal delicacies in the system, and he felt a little more relaxed, hoping that the system would say something that could comfort others.
Yan Susu is naive.
System: "The 22 eggs will not drop immediately, but one will drop every now and then. You need to pay attention."
Yan Susu's head is full of question marks, God's mother drops one every now and then, does she have to bring a small basket with her aunt's towel every day to prevent the eggs from smashing on the ground?
Her mother cried outrageously and died outrageously.
Yan Susu was still in shock, and the system continued to say: "Dragon has a bad habit of eating unfertilized eggs to supplement nutrition, but dragons can't distinguish fertilized eggs from unfertilized eggs." the difference between eggs."
"The fertilized egg will heat up after three days, and you need to watch it all the time."
Yan Susu petrified, recalling the experience of raising a hen at home...
"Eggs need a reasonable temperature and humidity to hatch, how can I sit on the egg all day..."
Yan Susu staggered, the hot water was mixed, tears flowed into the sewer, the young bird already felt that he was not clean, the huge bright yellow wings were trembling in the wide bathroom.
Every time when getting along with Chu Dai, Yan Susu thinks that ginger is the end, who knows that there are more and more Pu Lei.
The system's tone was light and leisurely, "No, no, my dear female goose, you just need to protect the eggs from being eaten by Chu Dai. Dragon eggs are not delicate and fragile things."
Tiger poison does not eat eggs yet, this dragon even wants to eat eggs.
Will this dragon be homesick on Earth?
Yan Susu knew that Chu Dai was not fully awake yet, she insisted on completing the task as soon as possible and giving birth to the egg as soon as possible, so she climbed onto the bed again and nestled into the arms of the sleeping black dragon.
Even when Chu Dai lost all reason, she would still take care of this fragile little parrot, retract her fangs and control the strength of her palms when kissing, but even so, she still left shocking marks on Yan Susu's body.
Chu Dai felt the person in her arms move, and with mist in her eyes, she wiped away the scar on the corner of Yan Su's lips with her soft fingertips.
"you are pretty."
Chu Dai pressed Yan Susu with her body half asleep, held her slender, and broke her wrist when she folded it, "Does it hurt?"
Yan Susu has experienced two worlds, and she has long since lost her initial fear of the violent action between the two. She knows that even if this person loses consciousness, she will try her best to be gentle with herself, as long as there is no malice in the process. , The relationship between the two can quickly blend and turn into a spring of spring water.
Yan Susu blew into Chu Dai's ear, and his eyes shifted: "I said it hurts, will you stop?"
The half-eaten black dragon, of course not, this dragon wraps Yan Susu with wide wings, "I will be lighter."
……
The mosaic lasted for six days. Yan Susu is not an ordinary human being in this world, and his body tolerance and muscle strength are very comparable to human beings.
Yan Susu hugged the five dragon eggs and escaped from the bed, "I became a physical rag doll."
The system gave Yan Susu a pack of nutritional supplements used internally by the system, "Drink it quickly, the effect will be immediate, I tried it and the effect is very good."
Yan Susu wrapped the finally-delivered testicle with a flannel cloth, and drank the medicine given by the system without thinking too much.
My muscles were sore, my thighs and waist felt unbearably sore, and there was no good spot on my body. Most of the bruises and mottled marks were cured under the action of the medicine.
Yan Susu asked curiously, "Where did you get this medicine?"
System vicissitudes: "The main system gives me..."
Yan Susu didn't think too much, and continued to ask, "Do you still have an underground boxing ring in your system space?"
The system wanted to cry, but how could it explain that the main system would smear a special repair fluid on the poor little system every time it was tossed to death, to be alive.
Yan Susu and Chu Dai Mosaic did not notice the small system and the main system in their minds, and applauded for Ai in the office, only thinking that the small system was bullied by everyone in the system space and could only go to the underground boxing ring to be beaten to make money.
"That's how pitiful you are."
System: "...Indeed."
Although the brain circuit of one person, one system is wrong, the results are strangely the same.
Chu Dai wakes up leisurely, noticing that there are no confused eyes in her arms, she immediately becomes clear, her body is stained with Yan Susu's unique parrot smell, the warm and fluffy feathers, the tingling sensation of scratching the hard scales, imprinted Into the bone marrow, she will never forget it in her life.
It is a gentle township unique to birds.
Chu Dai breathed out a satisfied and lazy dragon cry, narrowed her eyes and got up from the bed, shaking her cheerful wings and tail.
Her little parrot is in the kitchen.
Looking back on the past few days, Chu Dai lost all her sanity, and all the cells in her body were controlled by inexplicable heat. She hated the feeling of being out of control, and always despised other dragons who entered the mad state of the courtship period, but if The target is Yan Susu, and the Manchu black dragon has no objection, hoping to come more.
Textbook double standard.
Chu Dai blamed herself for stroking the bluish-purple mark on Yan Susu's body, her fingers brushed her collarbone, leaving a red mark.
"I should be lighter..." Chu Dai kissed the mark with her lips, her mouth was vague, and her eyes were full of guilt, "You just became a human, your skin is white and tender, and you will leave scars when you touch it. You can make it up to me by punishing me for doing anything wrong."
Yan Susu has the potion given by our system to restore his body, he no longer feels tired, as if he has been reborn, a warm current rises from his stomach, and he sighs contentedly.
The system works better than my wife, so what's the use of having this wife?They will also eat my eggs.
Seeing that Yan Susu didn't answer, Chu Dai thought the little parrot in her arms was angry, she kissed Yan Susu out of the corner of her eyes and noticed that the girl was holding five round dragon eggs in her arms.
The dragon egg is ivory white, about the size of a smaller egg, obviously a combination of dragon and parrot bloodlines, and it will not be difficult for the mother.
The surface is smooth, and it feels warm to the touch, but it is different from the expected life response when touched, and the inside is lifeless.
Chu Dai licked the corners of Yan Susu's eyes, "Susu, I'll give you all the treasures, don't be angry, okay?"
Chu Dai held Yan Susu's hand in prayer, and kissed the back of that white hand delicately.
As long as you can make the little girl happy, what are thousands of treasures worth?
Chu Dai's gaze slowly shifted from Yan Susu's face to the egg in her arms. The ivory white dragon egg that looks extremely hard to ordinary people seems to be a rare delicacy to Chu Dai, an adult black dragon. delicacies.
You must know that the first meal of a dragon in this world is the hatched eggshell.
Yan Susu hooked Chu Dai's collar and smiled slightly, "I don't want your pearls and gems, where do you put those precious things?"
Chu Dai's face turned red, and she couldn't help touching the white eggshells with her fingers. These eggs were produced from the body of the small parrot, with the special bird fragrance of Yan Susu.
Chu Dai likes it very much, wants to eat it very much, and completely owns one of her most precious treasures.
Just when Chu Dai was about to take out an egg and swallow it in one gulp, Yan Susu turned sideways to block the dragon's sight.
The system thoughtfully cooked a pot of porridge with shredded pork and vegetables for Yan Susu. The pot was gurgling with the unique alluring aroma of rice. Yan Susu said sadly:
"I have become a human being, but the scope of my activities can only be controlled in this small house, Dai Dai, I am not happy."
The little girl, who was only as tall as a person's shoulders, had messy long hair behind her back, and a pair of bright yellow wings hanging down sadly on the ground. The dragon's tail tried to catch the roots of the wings, but was dodged skillfully.
Dai Chu put out a bowl of hot porridge and put it in front of her dear wife, worrying: "You are not in good health, rest at home, and we will talk about going to work later."
All my treasures are yours, you don't have to look at people's faces outside and serve humble human beings.
Yan Susu glared at Heilong viciously, and refused to give her the porridge cooked by the system.
The black dragon who can't eat enough: ...
Yan Susu caressed the five eggs in his arms, "I will give birth to offspring for you, but the prerequisite is that you are not allowed to eat eggs."
Only during the courtship period does the dragon have a slight chance of giving birth to offspring. If Yan Susu doesn't seize this opportunity, he can only wait for more than ten years.
Yan Susu can only seize the opportunity in front of him.
However, this black dragon, who has no breeding experience, has even less knowledge about its own kind than Yan Susu, a parrot, "I can get close to you every day, and you can lay eggs every day, okay?"
Chu Dai suddenly understood that Yan Susu likes to lay eggs.
Jiang Ziang said that there are many animals, once the sex is completed, the motherhood will overflow, and they will think about giving birth to offspring for their lover every day, but laying eggs is too energy-intensive, and it will cause great damage to the small body of the parrot, so Chu Dai thought of...
Chu Dai sneaked to get an egg, and when Yan Susu found out, she slapped her. Chu Dai was not angry: "If you like laying eggs, how about I buy some table tennis balls?"
Yan Susu: "!" Get lost.
System: "..." Is this something I can hear?
The main system surrounds the system behind, "Duck head..."
The system is holding a dagger in its hand and facing the host of the main system, "My lord, please think twice before speaking."
The main system shut its mouth and turned around, pretending to be working seriously.
system:"……"
At this moment, the little system wants to call Yan Susu's father, begging her not to be so flamboyant.
……
In the end, under Yan Susu's strong request, Chu Dai had to let her go out to work.
Considering the difference between Yan Susu and normal human beings, Chu Dai arranges Yan Susu in the flower shop where the flower demon is.
Yan Susu was thinking that there were still sixteen eggs left, including the five in his arms, a total of 21 eggs, only one of which could hatch offspring.
Only by keeping these potentially fertile eggs around and waiting for three days will the results be known.
If the dragon egg is not protected within these three days and is eaten by Chu Dai or other creatures, Yan Susu may not be able to complete the task.
Yan Susu sat in Chu Dai's car, and all the way humbly recalled the past when he quietly touched the hen's eggs, and was chased by the hen for three kilometers.
From the preface, I always thought that a hen can give birth at any time, and it is impossible to care about one of them. Now...
Yan Susu felt empathy with the hen for the first time in his life.
But from Chu Dai's point of view, Yan Susu's eyes were red, and she looked out of the car in a daze, as if she was missing an old friend far away.
Chu Dai couldn't figure it out, this parrot stayed by her side since she was a child, and gradually grew up, how could she have a chance to know other monsters?
The tail flapped anxiously on the seat, her body had already adapted to Yan Susu's side, but now a terrible thought came to her mind.
Maybe Yan Susu doesn't like her.
Maybe Yan Susu doesn't have someone he particularly likes in his heart, but he has already disliked her. Once he finds the person he loves, he will immediately abandon the black dragon who has nothing to do.
Chu Dai thinks that after living for many years, her personality has become rigid and boring, and she has no characteristics that can attract Yan Susu's love.
The barren black dragon has only drawers and rooms full of treasures, but her little parrot is not greedy for money.
Chu Dai struggled, she was careful, and asked softly: "What is Susu thinking?"
Yan Susu's eyes were red and his mind was full of the horror of hatching eggs, and he said lightly, "I'm thinking of you."
Chu Dai was desperate, she must be thinking of breaking up with her.
Chu Dai can only recall a brief moment during the courtship. She ignored Yan Susu's body, hugged her forcibly, and said humiliating words to the little parrot, "You little harlot, who can satisfy you except me?!" talk.
Chu Dai's cheeks were burning and hurting, it must be because Yan Susu didn't like her, that's why she didn't let her eat the eggs she just laid, that's why she was crying in the car, and that's why she wanted to find other monsters outside...
Formed a perfect closed loop of your thinking, Yan Susu didn't realize it.
Yan Susu looked at Chu Dai's eyes and thought that this black dragon, who only knew how to eat, was greedy for the egg in her arms.
"A tiger's poison doesn't eat its offspring, Chu Dai, don't even think about touching my cub."
Chu Dai: QAQ
I heard that in human society, every time a couple divorces, they will fight for the custody of the child. Yan Susu valued the dragon egg in his arms so much, it must be to divorce her and take away the child to raise him alone.
But the chance of the dragon giving birth to offspring is very small, and her Susu can only hold the unspeakable dragon egg in her arms to pray for her final affection.
What a desperate mother.
Chu Dai parked the car on the side of the road sadly, and hugged Yan Susu tightly, "I won't let you be wronged, please don't divorce me, okay?"
In the 100% love course, Chu Dai learned that adding "good or bad" at the end of every sentence will make the other party feel respected, have a choice, and greatly increase the chance of a successful relationship.
Yan Susu saw that the black dragon swallowed his saliva and wanted to attack with the tip of his tail, so she slammed the car door shut.
Go to work, goodbye.
Chu Dai: "..." Hot chicken love tutorial.
……
Yan Susu looked back at Chu Dai in the car with lowered eyebrows, she was silent, she didn't have the arrogance of a black dragon.
Silent comfort in my heart: After three days, I won't be able to hatch and cook fried rice with eggs for you.
System: As expected of you.
You can do this kind of thing.
The shop of the flower demon is located at a four-way intersection in the city center, people come and go, the business is very good, and the annual rent is high, but the flower demon Jia Niyun is well-known, the business celebrities who come to order, film and television celebrities Countless.
It is rumored that as long as you get the flowers planted by the flower demon, you can talk about fairy love.
These words are not false, every flower from the flower demon has a little bit of starlight floating on it, and ordinary people will immediately arouse the love in their hearts when they are dipped in the fragrant light.
Yan Susu stood in front of Jia Niyun's shop, her wings were folded behind her, she was wearing an ivory white dress with bright yellow decorations on the cuffs, and she was carrying a small sheepskin bag with a It is cushioned with soft feathers, and above it is a dragon egg lying peacefully.
Chu Dai greeted Jia Niyun early. Jia Niyun ran out of the store immediately when she smelled the parrot. It was covered with petals and a bright peach blossom bloomed on top of its head. The clothes were translucent and translucent. There are blooming flowers on the top, no matter how she jumps and walks, the flowers cling tightly to her body.
Countless people tried to crack the secret of this attire, but they all failed.
The mysterious flower demon in the eyes of ordinary people hugged Yan Susu tightly at this moment, "My sister is so cute! My sister's cheeks are so soft, and my sister's arms are so soft, can you come to my house to sleep tonight?"
Yan Susu flatly refused: "I have a wife."
Jia Niyun seldom meets the same kind in human society. The only ones he knows are Jiang Ziang and Chu Dai. One is a disaster star who will be unlucky wherever he goes. ... It doesn't matter if you don't mention it.
If you are single for a long time, monsters will have problems, which is a recognized fact in the industry.
With Jia Niyun's fixed small employees, she doesn't need to work hard every day to pack flowers for the guests. She only needs to arrange the staff to extend the flowers during unannounced visits, so that she can try her best to reduce the cost, and she can almost make a profit without losing money.
Under the influence of Jia Niyun, several small employees have a new understanding of beauty every day, and the big stars on the screen are just ordinary looks in their eyes.
Seeing Yan Susu coming, the new employee exclaimed, "Look, it must be the boss' friend."
Only the boss's friend will have a fairy appearance.
A few small employees stared at Yan Susu intently, forgetting what they were doing. Some of them learned from Jia Niyun to stick flowers on their hair, which could only imitate superficially, but could not imitate the charm.
Yan Susu passed the airport like a star, waved at these employees, and showed a bright smile enthusiastically.
As expected of her, she can eat soft food just by her looks.
The system poured cold water on it: "But who knew that such a fairy woman would actually be helping people hatch eggs:)"
Yan Susu: "The main system is busy?"
When the system heard the name of the master of the main system, he suddenly smiled stiffly, and walked away from the office of the main system cowardly.
Jia Niyun changed Yan Susu into a light green apron, the two of them inevitably had physical contact, and her expression changed immediately.
Yan Susu's arms and exposed ankles were covered with bruises. One could tell at a glance that he had been bullied severely. The flower demon had seen too many beautiful loves, and was unfamiliar with the twists and turns of ordinary people's feelings, so she looked at her in fear.
"Did Chu Dai domestically abuse you?"
Yan Susu shook his head and said how could it be possible, being domestically abused by a dragon, just a few more bruises on his body?
Jia Niyun has never been in love, and although she has the secret of love in the world, she has never been able to find a suitable monster as a spouse, and her imagination of love has always remained in human novels.
Jia Niyun painstakingly traced the scratches on Yan Susu's calf. Although many of them were erased by the systematic drugs, the faint marks added room for imagination.
Yan Susu clarified and defended: "Chu Dai is very good to me and has always taken care of me. Although she has some minor problems (trying to eat my eggs), she is a very good dragon."
How could Jia Niyun believe it? A pair of watery eyes stared at Yan Susu in horror, and the plot of the late-night viewing system column kept appearing in his mind——
The system downloaded the Flower Art Packaging Encyclopedia in Yan Susu's mind, and she expertly wrapped a bouquet of flowers according to the request left on the note by the customer, and proudly held it in front of the flower demon.
Jia Niyun felt distressed, but her heart was pinched, she took out the dew from the deepest drawer, and sprinkled it on the injured part of Yan Susu's body.
The water-red flower dew immediately melted into the skin, but the traces were left by the evil dragon. How can simple medicines eliminate them?
The leg and arm looked even gaunter.
"Even if the suspect is a dragon, he cannot escape the punishment of the law. Fairies have fairies' laws, and humans have human laws. You will accompany me to report to the relevant department immediately, and the suspect will be brought to justice."
The victim, Long, became the suspect, Long.
Yan Susu had no choice but to explain that even if Chu Dai lost her mind, she would instinctively take care of her. In the process, she would sink and bring no pain.
Jia Niyun reluctantly believed Yan Susu's mouth when he thought about it.
Yan Susu walked to the door, holding a sign in his hand, which said today's special price for carnations.
There is an event in the elementary school next door, and we need to buy flowers. It is almost the end of school time, so Yan Susu prepares early.
In order to make a performance, she spread the yellow wings on her back and pretended to be a Cosplay prop.
Everyone passing by looked sideways, looking at this pair of flexible wings, the pink girl dressed in Yan Susu, with this pair of wings, it is really like an angel descending from the earth, the child stumbled into her arms——
"Mom, I want to buy a flower!"
Ordinary passers-by thought that Yan Susu was a member of an unknown girl group. Several passers-by wanted to ask her stage name. She was admired by many stars, and she made a rule that as long as she bought flowers, she could take a group photo. The business of the flower shop more than doubled .
Jia Niyun wraps flowers for the guests with distress. Flowers representing love are the best tools for courtship in the hands of ordinary guests, but they are tools for committing crimes in the hands of evil dragons...
Jia Niyun whispered to the employee with the best relationship, "Did you see the case of hiding the corpse in the refrigerator yesterday?"
The employee shook her head. She usually doesn't pay attention to the news. "I just remember that half a year ago a husband put his wife's body into a meat grinder and went to the vegetable market to sell sausages."
Jia Niyun was deeply convinced, her voice was crisp and crisp, and she said in fear: "I heard that many wives will have Stockholm after marriage, and they think that beating and scolding by their husbands is a symbol of love."
The employee nodded, looked at Yan Susu's back warily, and finally said in a soft voice that only the two of them could hear:
"I've never been in a relationship before, but seeing the injuries on this young lady's body, I must have been bullied so badly to stay."
"Such a good-looking young lady, why do you want to fall in love? It's nothing if you don't fall in love."
On the other side, Yan Susu said to the system in his heart: "I feel like someone is scolding me behind my back."
Chu Dai, who was several kilometers away, sneezed fiercely, and viciously swallowed the egg in front of Jiang Ziang, "I feel like someone is scolding me behind my back."
Jiang Ziang turned into a huge black python, and he was leisurely coiling on the tree: "Laugh, every day someone scolds you behind your back."
After the courtship period, the black dragon is depressed: the book says that girlfriends like to declare their love in a high-profile way, and they are dead horses as living horse doctors.
Jiang Ziang saw that Chu Dai was holding a tutorial book on 100% success in love, and the words of persuasion stuck in his throat.
Although the widowed and lonely Black Snake has never been in a relationship, he also knows that dating does not seem to be completely in accordance with the textbook.
What's more... Jiang Ziang glanced at Chu Dai with pity, and didn't expect the dragon's understanding.
The wife who got it by accident will eventually lose out because of her strength, and she will die of laughter. Who can fall in love with this dragon.
It's normal for monsters to be single, Jiang Ziang let out a sad laugh that has been single for a long time.
Chu Dai opened the Internet, trying to find a suitable high-profile courtship method from other human cases.
Some things were wrong from the beginning.
After looking around from the perspective of God, the system has lost hope for these two people.
As a system, the small system has no real understanding of love. It was brought up by the main system since it was a child. The main system used to be a very gentle and good system. Ever since it took a task to support a host, it has become up.
Damn, no one knows how to fall in love.
……
Yan Susu was selling flowers outside, and the small leather bag containing five eggs was placed in the locker. The eggs were full of dragon's breath, not to mention a random spirit monster with a little bit of practice ate a mouthful and went to sleep. It can grow immediately, with a lifespan of at least 500 years, even a rat in the sewer will immediately become a human after eating it.
The fragrance of dragon eggs is incomparable, ordinary people can't smell it, but it is extremely delicious to Jia Niyun.
Jia Niyun swallowed, and closed the cabinet door.
She has never touched a dragon egg, and she doesn't know what is contained in Yan Susu's bag, she only knows that it is a supreme treasure.
Jia Niyun muttered in her heart: "Heilong is an incompetent spouse, what good things can I give Susu?"
Jia Niyun was depressed, so she ignored the things in the locker and mixed several types of floral water from the drawer of the box to relieve the pain of the poor little parrot.
System warning: "A bull snake lurks in the sewer of the flower shop. It is eyeing a tiger and wants to eat your eggs."
Yan Susu was so frightened that his feathers almost fell off the ground: "No, absolutely not!"
Seeing the terrified face of the beautiful young lady with wings, she surrounded several guests and said dog-leggedly: "What's wrong with the big beauty? Let my brother help you solve it."
"Miss, will you still be here tomorrow? Can I come here to buy flowers every day?"
"Miss, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Miss Sister's wings are so realistic, how much can I pay?"
Yan Susu smiled and nodded: "I've been spotted by someone :)"
Crowd:! ! ! !
What kind of peerless women's clothing boss is this.
Several suitors fled, and the last one blushed and asked, "Miss, is it 1 or 0?"
Yan Susu: "..." Get out, my eggs are really gone.
The bull snake in the sewer crawled out of a toilet hole, sticking out its scarlet tongue, and turned into a man in long gray clothes and trousers, with dirty long hair sticking to his cheeks, leaving dirty liquid , this was originally a cute pet snake, abandoned by its owner in the wilderness decades ago, and it was shaped into a human form by chance.
The monsters in the forest are extremely xenophobic and do not accept foreign species. Every time they see a bull or snake, they beat and kick the innocent monster to the city.
The steel jungle is very difficult for humans, and it is even more so for monsters. There are many monsters who cannot hunt, so they have to condescend and work for humans to get a bite of food.
Oxtongue is unwilling and wants to be free.
The bull and snake smelled the smell of the dragon egg from a long distance, and the blood engraved in the bone was absolutely suppressed, which made the weak spirit shudder and greedy.
Just one bite, even one bite, would punch and kick those bullying monsters in the forest.
The bull snake eagerly stroked the locker, took out a wire from his pocket, stuck it into the keyhole, and opened the door of the locker in two or three strokes, revealing the brand new lambskin backpack inside.
Yan Susu casually threw the promotional sign in his hand to an employee, and rushed into the lounge.
"You stop."
Bull Snake opened the black leather bag with Nian Lala's hands, and held the three eggs in his hands. Greedy saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth, and his dirty hand kept stroking the ivory white egg shells.
Take a strong breath, it is enough demon power.
Dazed as if drunk, the bull snake licked its sharp teeth, and immediately opened its mouth to swallow the dragon egg.
The moment the dragon egg burst, Yan Susu took out a pair of long scissors from the flowerpot, and hammered the man's head hard.
thump -- thump -- thump --
It is impossible for the monster to be killed by these blows, but the pain it will cause will not be less than that of humans. This man immediately put down the dragon egg and showed his fangs at Yan Susu.
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile, didn't dislike the man's sloppy appearance, and said softly:
"The person who owns the dragon egg will be regarded as a spouse by the black dragon."
Bull She looked blankly at Yan Susu, and then at the spotless dragon egg in his palm.
What the hell?You don't want to entertain the family.
Yan Susu was not in a hurry, he moved a small bench and sat opposite the bull and snake.
"To tell you the truth, I was forcibly brought back to the lair by the black dragon to give birth to a dragon egg. I took the opportunity to escape. The black dragon is blind and cannot recognize people, so I can only find a spouse through the dragon egg."
Bull Snake has never been in contact with this species of dragon, and can only rely on word of mouth from other monsters. The sound with huge wings and a favorable tail produces a little picture.
He is brutal, bloodthirsty, breathes dragon's breath, and greedily wants to find all the treasures in the world.
It is an existence of absolute power and absolute evil.
"You were brought to the lair by the dragon!"
Yan Susu nodded innocently, "Although I am a weak monster, I also know that I cannot let other people take the blame for what I have caused. Return the dragon egg to me quickly, and the black dragon will not look for you."
The man's eyes were confused, and he imagined an evil existence like a tyrant in his mind.
She bit the bullet and said: "Being the black dragon's spouse will definitely share her wealth!"
Yan Susu snatched the dragon egg from the vacillating man, and looked at Bull Snake like a younger brother: "Spouse? If it was a spouse, would she treat me like this?"
Yan Susu showed mottled arms and ankles.
These injuries are not serious to humans, and even less so to monsters, but the effect of the "brutal black dragon" shrouded in a layer is completely different.
Niu Snake originally thought that Long was very loyal to his spouse and would not do inhumane things, but Yan Susu was not sure yet.
A person who can lay eggs for a dragon is treated like this, what about her?
Yan Susu put away the five eggs with a smile, without changing his face, and poured dirty water on Chu Dai: "Dragon will eat its own eggs, as well as the spouse who laid eggs. Are you mentally prepared?"
Niu Snake shook his head hastily: "No...a scholar can be killed but not humiliated."
Yan Susu was satisfied, and said: "Why don't you work as an employee in this flower shop and stay with Lord Flower Demon, no one will dare to bully you."
"As a reward, you need to grant me a wish."
The bulls and snakes want to blend in with each other, but they are always bullied because they are too weak. It is her dream to have an opportunity, the dragon egg opportunity, and the job position. If you can get any of them, you will be satisfied.
"what do you want?"
System: "Your dog training skills have reached the peak, very good."
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile: "You brought me all over."
……
Jia Niyun didn't expect that she had a new employee in just half an hour. She had to admit that when she first saw that sloppy man, she refused.
The smell of the sewer remained on the man's body, and his hair was covered with an unknown foul-smelling liquid. She couldn't imagine where Yan Susu found this rubbish.
Jia Niyun pitied Yan Susu for being bullied by the evil dragon, so she could only bite the bullet and let the bull and snake wash and change her clothes.
Jia Niyun did not ignore the five dragon eggs in Yan Susu's arms, and squatted on the ground in surprise, touching the eggshells full of vitality with her cheeks.
The peach blossoms on Jia Niyun’s head suddenly bloomed——
"Oh my god, Chu Dai actually allowed you to lay eggs for her, she really loves you!"
Yan Susu: "..."
She not only let me give birth, but also wanted to eat.
Jia Niyun began to shake his guess about the relationship between the two. The number of dragons is rare, not only because it is extremely difficult to treat offspring, but also because if dragons cannot find a suitable partner, they will not allow each other to lay eggs.
This population has made itself almost extinct.
Jia Niyun said: "Chu Dai has never been in a relationship before, she must not know how to fall in love, you have to be more tolerant to her."
Yan Susu covered the egg with both hands, curious: "How to tolerate?"
Jia Niyun: "The dragon will only let the other person lay eggs for her if he loves her badly. If she doesn't listen to you, you can stab her in the back with a knife—"
Yan Susu: "..." That's really tolerant.
Bull Snake came out of the bathroom, wearing an ill-fitting shirt, revealing his slender wrists and ankles. His long hair was washed by shampoo and hung behind his head, adding a bit of romance and unrulyness that belongs to the artist alone. .
Coupled with the unique good looks of snakes, unlike Jiang Ziang's gentle scum, her brows and eyes reveal the vicissitudes of melancholy and the loneliness of being independent from the world.
It is the type that can arouse the motherly love of little girls.
The peach blossoms on Jia Niyun's body bloomed even more beautifully, "Brother, who are you?"
I can, I can! ! !
Niu She blushed, took a step back shyly, bowed and said, "Boss, please give me your advice."
Jia Niyun stepped on the hem of her skirt and almost fell, so she hurriedly bowed, "You teach me too, you teach me too..."
The black dragon who was splashed with dirty water pinched Yan Susu's time to get off work, and walked to the entrance of the flower shop. It happened to be the evening rush hour, and there were people coming and going on the road, all of them were getting off work and going shopping.
With the advocacy of consumerism that you need to love yourself and don’t be smoothed by work, all office workers want to please themselves and buy a bouquet of flowers, so Jia Niyun’s flower shop is naturally overcrowded.
Chu Dai lined up to buy Yan Susu's favorite pearl milk tea chia pudding, and she stopped at the entrance of the flower shop holding a steaming paper bag.
She couldn't forget Yan Susu's refusal of her intimacy this morning, but she was too much to Susu during the courtship, which broke the heart of this innocent and timid little parrot.
Her heartbeat was irregular, and she covered her beating heart with one hand, feeling so uncomfortable that she was about to be out of breath. The single Heilong couldn't imagine life without a wife.
When people saw Chu Dai approaching, they all came out one after another. Ordinary humans didn't know her identity, but they could feel her aura like a sharp knife coming out of its sheath.
Chu Dai saw Yan Susu busy in the store at a glance, standing beside a handsome man who was at a loss, with black seaweed-like hair hanging down his head, respectful to her little parrot, willing to walk around with a huge water basin.
Yan Susu: "Don't follow me, Chu Dai will only eat me, not you."
Bull Snake was so frightened that his whole body was trembling, fear appeared on his melancholy face.
"I just touched your dragon egg, she must be very angry QAQ"
Yan Susu: As far as your talent is concerned.
Chu Dai can't accept that there are monsters in a mess approaching Yan Susu, this snake must be very annoying to the little parrot
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