Sick beauty self-help system
Chapter 41
"Susu, have you become a human?"
As soon as Chu Dai finished speaking, she felt absurd. As a dragon, she has absolute control over everything around her. She knows better than anyone else whether Susu has a form.
Dai Chu hoped that Yan Susu could become a human being and be by her side.
She put Yan Susu among the rose bushes, and the flower demon's rose was full of blessings that could flow down.
Susu's wings were spread out, revealing her fragile chest. Chu Dai felt the heartbeat of the bird under her hand was fast, and she was about to pass out nervously.
Chu Dai poked the fluff under her wings soothingly with her fingertips and said, "Did you do something bad?"
The parrot under the finger became more nervous, and the little parrot made a fragile chirping sound.
Yan Susu: "..."
I have done too many bad things, I don't know which one you are talking about.
System: ... Listen to what this is called.
Chu Dai just said casually, she said: "I saw a beautiful woman outside today, I instinctively think that you will be like her after transformation, no, you must be more beautiful than her."
Chu Dai knows that she will have hallucinations when the courtship period is approaching, and this phenomenon is obvious in other similar people.
Maybe that woman didn't exist at all, and Chu Dai was the only one talking to herself beside the tree demon from the beginning to the end.
Yan Susu lightly pecked at Chu Dai's finger with her tender beak, and said softly, "I'm really pretty."
The roses that are carefully cultivated by the flower demon to represent love have never thought in this life that the petals will be plucked mercilessly, and the tenderest parts will be rolled into thin and long strips by fingers...
Other petals are grasped into juice, sprinkled on the parrot's belly full of soft feathers.
Xuanfeng's little claws hooked feebly on Miss Heilong's cuffs, full of love interest.
Yan Susu said weakly: "Master Black Dragon, don't you think it's a bit problematic to give a parrot a luxury car."
Chu Dai smiled and carried the bird into the room, stroking the parrot's long flight feathers with her fingers.
In the eyes of many people, dragons are stingy beings who will take all good things for themselves, but this is not the case. Dragons are very tolerant of things they like, but no one has ever been lucky enough to be favored by dragons.
Yan Susu couldn't open his eyes in the end, and his stomach was growling with hunger. Chu Dai ended her "cruel behavior" to the little parrot and put the little one on the flannel in the kitchen.
"Squeamish."
Chu Dai whispered: "How can I live without me?"
Chu Dai remembered what the woman said during the day, that parrots don’t like to eat alone, it will make them feel lonely, and the black dragon who is in love with brains owes Susu.
She took out the mousse cake that had already been prepared from the refrigerator, put it in front of Susu, and said with a smile: "The lemon taste relieves the tiredness, and it will be a small dessert tomorrow."
Chu Dai was worried that Yan Susu's eating cold mousse in the middle of the night would cause gastrointestinal problems, but considering that the child could eat three pots of crayfish in one meal without throwing up their shells, she was no longer worried.
Yan Susu climbed up from the soft towel, and was about to bite down with the big mouth of the excavator——
The bird's beak was closed by Chu Dai, her warm fingers touched the cold beak, Yan Susu's bright red beak became even redder.
Dede...
Yan Susu woodenly resisted the desire to eat, looked at her watery, his whole body was limp and unable to move.
Chu Dai smiled and said, "I'll feed you."
Yan Susu didn't react, he looked at her innocently, the system choked his throat, pretending to be the host's voice.
"Parrots cannot eat alone, they will weep secretly, and they will pluck their feathers in depression."
Yan Susu: Ah, this...
The system is not idle when the element is mosaiced. The best way to fight the mosaic is to mosaic with the main system.
The system couldn't bear to say that the former main system was a very gentle person. He would blush when joking, and would pretend to be very old-fashioned in front of the small system. Ever since the main system went to a world, everything has changed.
It is rumored that the main system once watched the mosaic for seven days and seven nights, and the AI went crazy.
This was originally an internal rumor. After the system met Xiao He and Su Su... it was firmly believed.
Chu Dai fed the lemon mousse cake to the hungry little one spoon by spoon.
At the beginning, she was still using the spoon seriously, but Chu Dai's eyes gradually darkened, she put the mousse on her finger, and let the little parrot eat from her fingertips...
The slightly rough tongue grazed her fingers and sensitive nerves, and Chu Dai's entire forearm was numb.
But this little guy didn't have the slightest sense of the instigator, so he ate happily.
Extremely eager to get his lover, the black dragon, facing the little parrot that is less than one percent of his body, he said in a hoarse voice: "Naturally charming."
Yan Susu: "..."
After eating half of it, Yan Susu stopped eating, not understanding Dai Dai's brain circuit.
Chu Dai became more and more disgusted with the child staring at her with innocent eyes, coughed awkwardly, and put the half-eaten mousse cake into the refrigerator.
Yan Susu's body was sore and limp, and he lay down on Dai Dai's palm.
Blushing, she argued, "I'm not naturally flattering."
Chu Dai gave an unnatural "hmm", walked into the bedroom, took off her pajamas, and said hoarsely, "It's getting late, you should go to bed."
There are only five days left until the black dragon's courtship period.
Chu Dai unbuttoned her pajamas, and the silk pajamas fell to the ground. The black dragon's tail gleamed with obsidian light, extending abruptly from the tailbone to the ground, and the tip of the tail shook unnaturally.
Yan Susu lay obediently on Chu Dai's heart, and fell asleep listening to the sound of Long's heartbeat.
With Susu's company, Chu Dai slept very sweetly.
In the dream, she saw a familiar woman.
In the dream, the girl with wings spread out behind her, snuggled up to her, panting: "Master Black Dragon, I have finally become a human being, and I can finally help you."
After Susu turned into a human form, she really looked like the woman she saw that day...?
Chu Dai didn't feel any strong disgust in her sleep, she cupped Susu's cheek with her hand and touched it with her forehead.
"I waited for you a long time."
The system has never seen such a double-standard person...
After one night, Chu Dai almost stayed up all night, Susu, who had turned into a human form, leaned against her arms, unwilling to move, and only woke up in a trance when the sun shone on her face through the gap in the curtains.
Chu Dai rubbed Xiao Xuanfeng's forehead pityingly, sat up from the bed and made her breakfast.
Before leaving, cover the sleeping Susu with a quilt.
Susu opened her clear eyes and saw that the completion of the task had reached 55%
As long as you complete the remaining 5% within four days, you can directly pass the black dragon's courtship period. During the courtship period, the black dragon will have a huge love for its spouse, and will completely abandon reason and fall into the embrace of emotion.
At that time, the task completion rate can directly soar to more than 90%.
Chu Dai needs to go out to work today, and there are ghosts lurking deep in the urban area. They use the disappearance of beggars as a way to obtain food. Many people with low social presence disappeared until a pregnant mother found her near the sewer. The leftover bones were so frightened that they had already miscarried.
Today's breakfast was thick egg roast and German pork knuckle. After Chu Dai fed Susu one mouthful, she sent the bird to work. After watching it for a while in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass, she left immediately.
The boss is used to Yan Susu being a bird who can talk to people on an equal footing, and even worries that if he locks Yan Susu in a cage for a short time, he will be suspected of illegal detention.
With the blessing of Yan Susu, the lucky star, the store does not have to worry about customers every day, as long as they see this little parrot and say a few words, they will immediately get rich.
What Jiang Qianqian didn't know was that in order to make more money, Yan Susu specially learned Feng Shui and Numerology.
Coax people to do one thing, and with the blessing of the system, the fortune teller is accurate.
It turns out that this small parrot coffee shop is full of young girls and students who come to check in. Now there are many middle-aged entrepreneurs, well-educated grandmothers, etc. There is an old university professor who specializes in The crutches brought the students to get a small notebook, and listened to Yan Susu's bullshit.
The old professor: "It must be a psychological discourse, you listen to the paper carefully and write this."
The students are in a trance when they see the parrot, can this fucking be solved by psychology?
The people in the Institute of Zoology died?
……
On the other side, Yan Susu and Jiang Ziang met, and Jiang Ziang brought a young magpie called Lan Buhuan.
Lan Buhua spread out the map, and on it were drawings of sewers extending in all directions.
Lan Buhuo flicked his wings, and pointed with his slender fingers to the No. [-] water outlet where the pregnant woman found human remains.
"The underground situation is complicated. We need to be cautious so as not to leave an opportunity for the other party."
Lan Buhuo sent everyone a communication device, "This is the latest equipment I applied for. It can ensure stable communication in the underground where the signal is missing, so that it can be shared at any time."
Lan Buhuan shook the wings on his back, and the blue-gray wings revealed a high-end texture in the sun.
In terms of commanding operations, Lan Buhuan has always been the best in the team. This time he was assigned by his superiors to study with Jiang Ziang, and he was somewhat dissatisfied in his heart.
Chu Dai and Jiang Ziang looked at each other, and both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.
Jiang Ziang tapped, and the location of the asterisk was drawn on the map, "Known: The enemy's location is between pipeline No. 8 and pipeline No. 12, and the specific number of people is within 12."
Lan Buhuo shrugged, "Do you have a better way?"
Chu Dai rubbed the leather tactical glove with her index finger and thumb, and laughed softly.
"You're not as good-looking as another bird I know."
Lan Buhuan: "????" Is this dragon sick?
Chu Dai sighed and felt that Lan could not be carved without rotten wood, and pointed to the map with her long nails, "In the face of absolute power, all calculations are superfluous."
Before Lan Buhuan could react, she saw Chu Dai gently blowing a breath, and a beam of dark blue raging fire rushed into the pipe——
In an instant, the mountains were shaken.
From the ground, crackling and miserable, screams can be heard endlessly.
Lan Buhuo's expression changed, "Someone will escape."
Just when Lan Buchu was worried, huge red crosses were drawn on all the exits on the map at the same time. The program display was unstable. After a moment of shaking, all the pipelines were cleared.
Blue flames spewed out from the pipes, forming a huge amount of heat in the air, erupting in an instant before being wiped out.
No normal human can see this scene.
Lan Buhuo instinctively responded in panic, "You will burn down the underground facilities."
Jiang Ziang showed the foolish boy a look at the barbed wire around the exit, a red rope was tied to the barbed wire, and that rope was safe and sound in the dragon's breath.
Lan Buhuan's world view was greatly shocked.
Jiang Ziang put his hands on the ground, and a dozen snake eggs appeared immediately. These snake eggs hatched immediately and turned into small snakes as thick as chopsticks. Bring out all the evidence below, and check around by the way, there is no living creature inside.
By the way, a comprehensive disinfection and cleaning work was carried out for the sewer.
Lan Buhua:! ! !
Jiang Ziang put on gold-rimmed glasses, a suit and leather shoes, showed a yuppie smile, and said kindly to Lan Buhuo: "Your superior really shouldn't have asked you to come and learn from us."
Lan Buhuo was in a trance, "Yes..."
What the hell can I learn, can I learn that dragons breathe fire or snakes hatch eggs?
Chu Dai's eyes lingered on this poor and innocent magpie spirit all the time, trying to see some shadow of a small parrot from this young man who was less than her shoulder.
But there is no such thing as a cute little parrot on a fool.
"It's also a bird, why is the gray magpie so stupid." Chu Dai sighed in disappointment, and looked away from the gray magpie.
Lan Buhuan: I think you have a serious illness?
Jiang Ziang upholds the instinct to protect young monsters, and blocks Lan Buhuan behind him.
Chu Dai is full of satisfaction. They are all little parrots who work hard to make money. Where is there any work? She clicked her tongue and said to Lan:
"Little guy, are you in love?"
Lan Buhuan took a step back on guard, "Master Black Dragon, wouldn't you want to play tricks on me? I already have someone I like!"
Chu Dai: "That's right, let me tell you about my wife and I."
Just when the process was about to start chattering, Jiang Ziang quickly grabbed Lan Buhua, and ran away, "I will take the child to report on my work, so I will go first."
Before the words drifted away, the person was gone, and the single black dragon was left alone, hesitating to speak.
She knew too well what a cruel existence a dragon would become during courtship, so she silently drew the route back to the cave on the map.
You must not show the cruel side of the dragon in front of Su Su.
Chu Dai smiles bitterly, Susu is her only concern left in this world.
Sitting in the car, Chu Dai felt an indescribable irritability surge up all over her body, a normal reaction when she was approaching the courtship period, tormenting the black dragon until her eyes turned red.
But on the other hand, Yan Susu is also having a hard time. He needs to quickly complete 5% of the missions before he can reach more than 90% of the missions during the courtship period, so that the world can be quickly destroyed.
Easier said than done.
Transforming into a human form is an important node to increase the completion of the task, and every step needs careful planning.
Yan Susu squatted down on the table, simulating the posture of hatching an egg. After he couldn't find the feeling, he stood up embarrassingly, drank half a cup of pearl milk tea, and ordered a takeaway with the tablet skillfully.
People around have already seen it, a parrot can take the initiative to order takeaway.
This is probably the force of habit... what the hell.
System: "You have already tried all the methods that can be tried. Could it be that the mosaic time has been extended to seven hours, why not give you a sudden death?"
Originally, it was possible to brush up the completion of the task by pure physical contact, but Yan Susu gradually discovered that this thing has an upper limit, and Yan Susu has tried all the methods that can be used on parrots and those that cannot be used on parrots.
It's a pity that the effect is mediocre, and the last 5% cannot be unlocked.
Yan Susu had to think of another way.
……
Just when the system was preparing to ask for leave to go out for a period of time, Yan Susu suddenly had a plan. After two tasks, Susu is no longer the Susu she used to be. Unfathomable.
Yan Susu solemnly said to the system: "No matter what I do, Dai Dai will like me."
The system thinks so, "Don't worry, this system provides corpse collection service."
Yan Susu: "..."
Can't wait for me to cool off, you unfilial son.
After the system and the host asked for leave, they went to the system cafeteria.
System No. 9873: "The small system is here. I ordered two grilled lamb chops from the back kitchen for you. Some customers said that the grilled lamb chops in the canteen are better than yours."
The small system was furious, oil was sizzling in the rice bowl, and the golden-yellow grilled lamb chops instantly became hideous.
The system took a bite with tears in its eyes, only to hear system number 9873 say, "Someone has heard that you are having an affair with the master system?"
The small system suddenly raised its head, so you can't even remember the taste of the grilled lamb chops. It innocently shook the data in its body, not daring to look directly at number 9873.
System No. 1022 at the next table probed and put a plate of leeks on the system's dinner plate.
"To tell you the truth, I have liked the main system for a long time."
The little system doubted life, opened his mouth wide and didn't know what to say.
how so……
Although the main system looks good, the beauty is indistinguishable, but the greasy smell makes the system feel dizzy.
Opening and shutting "duck head" is obviously not something that a normal system can say.
There is no gender between the systems, and it is always annoying to be called a "duck head". The small system tries hard to turn this name into a love interest between lovers.
In the eyes of the small system, the main system is completely retarded.
Good-looking mentally handicapped.
System No. 1022 sighed and rubbed his face against the small system, "If someday the Lord System can call me to the office, no matter how loudly I call, don't open the door."
After the small system tasted the grilled lamb chops from the cafeteria, he felt that his skills were indeed inferior to others, but the grilled lamb chops from the small system were grilled on the host computer of the main system.
The small system glanced at No. 1022, "Have you ever thought that the gentle and gentle main system in your eyes is actually a greasy man from the mentally handicapped and domineering president behind the scenes?"
No. 9873 and No. 1022 lie at the same time: "You really have an affair with the main system!"
The system has no shame, and nodded calmly: "Don't you guys notice that every time I come out of the office, I cover my ass|butt?"
The large cafeteria where hundreds of systems were eating was suddenly quiet, and all eyes were fixed on the small system.
It's a sensational feeling.
The small system is innocent and deserves a beating, "No, no, after a few days, I will be the only one in the system who can enter the office of the main system every day. You don't really think that nothing happened between me and the main system, do you?"
If it weren't for the support of the main system, the mainframe of the small system would have been hammered.
Public system: Hard, fist hard!
The small system is the main system, the system that is personally hatched and cultivated, and is envied by all colleagues. System No. 6929 said:
"My host is very good, and the task completion rate ranks in the top three all year round, so I don't need to rush at all."
The small system sneered, "Your host is a coward who can only follow the mission. My Yan Susu can train the mission object every time, even more obedient than the husky in the backyard."
System No. 1022 interjected, "My host cooks the best food, even I can't help but want to lick the pot clean!"
The comparison feeling of the small system suddenly rose: "My Yan Susu can make a table of state banquet dishes in half an hour, and the task target can lick the dishes clean."
Although everything from being cut by a kitchen knife is done by the system, can the system say that in front of everyone?
A voice came out of nowhere, "My host has never made a mosaic!"
As we all know, all systems are very disgusted to look at the mosaic, staring at the mosaic for a long time, normal people can become abnormal.
The small system has no sense at all, "Mosaic is the essence of human beings! Mosaic is the highest achievement of human beings! Without mosaics, there would be no harmonious world! My host can mosaic for three days and three nights in a row!"
A word from the small system was deafening, the cafeteria was silent, and a needle could be heard.
The small system snorted, "My host is still too lazy, let alone three days and three nights, I can do it for ten days and ten nights!"
Still no one spoke in the cafeteria.
System No. 9873 quietly poked the belly of the small system, and said, "Master System is here."
Small system;! ! ! !
The little system immediately looked back, and saw a tall and beautiful system standing at the door. He held the door and smiled softly, his eyes instantly locked on the small system in the crowd.
"Come to my office."
Small system: ! ! ! ! !
Help.
Everyone:! ! ! !Not true!
The main system tells all gossip systems with their own actions that the relationship between him and the small system is true.
The small system was hatched by the main system, and the main system has witnessed all the growth of the small system, and it will educate this sweet little baby in its arms.
Everyone was envious, only the small system knew that the main system was a psychopath behind the scenes.
Small System: Huh...
The main system gently wiped the tears from the corners of the small system's eyes in front of all the systems, and softly comforted: "Duck head, I can do it for ten days and ten nights."
The life of the small system is gloomy, and it is a salted fish without dreams.
The small system will never admit that it has the problem of mouth hi, if there is, it must be infected by the host.
When all the systems were moved to tears, the main system picked up the small system and bumped it twice, and carried the person lightly to the princess back to the office.
There is a leg between the main system and the small system directly.
People from the System Supervision Bureau rushed to the marriage bill between the systems overnight.
……
During the mosaic of the main system and the small system, Yan Susu was not idle. Knowing from the perspective of God that Chu Dai would come to the Parrot Cafe to see her working, Yan Susu flapped her wings and immediately went to the toilet to change her human form, put on Work uniform stolen from storage room.
Jiang Qianqian sat at the door of the toilet touching fish, holding a sunflower in her hands.
Jiang Qianqian, "Good baby, call me mom."
Sunflower: I can talk, but it's not necessary.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Yan Susu dazedly every day, and she was not discouraged, "It's fine if you don't call me mom, but you can call me dad."
Sunflower: I see you have a serious illness.
You don't even have a single feather on your body, how dare you be my parents?Ugly twolegs.
Jiang Qianqian sighed. Recently, more and more staff are being recruited in the coffee shop. Even with a high salary, it is difficult to recruit satisfactory employees.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Sunflower helplessly, and expressed all the depression in her heart: "The people who will come to be waiters are all older aunts, but this is a leisure place for young customers. The little sister who is chatting with the guests has no hope of promotion here..."
Sunflower rubbed her head against her master and said, "Maybe Susu can be counted as an employee."
Jiang Qianqian heard that the bird was not feeling well, so it was not a bird, it was obviously an ancestor, "Susu is not an employee. Susu is the boss."
When Jiang Qianqian was at a loss, Yan Susu came out of the bathroom, wearing a lace apron unique to Parrot Café, with a tender pink dress underneath, a bit like a maid outfit, but more flexible and convenient than a maid outfit, on a white apron Embroidered pattern of a small parrot.
Very cute and lively.
After the little parrot becomes a human, its long hair is tied into low double ponytails. On it is a fur ball covered with tender yellow feathers. Its eyes are lively and lively, so pretty that people want to rub their heads. It is not tall. , only to the shoulders of ordinary people, put on uniform small white high heels, and run and jump on the ground more nimbly than a rabbit.
Jiang Qianqian stared blankly at the employees who came out of the bathroom, and questioned her soul:
"who are you?"
Yan Susu skillfully put the walkie-talkie on his waist, no different from other employees in the store. If there is a need to distinguish, Yan Susu must be the most beautiful among all the employees.
Sunflower, as Xuanfeng, is very sensitive to the scent of the same kind, and the bird was dumbfounded on the spot, with its small brain buzzing.
sunflower:? ? ? ? !
Is there such an operation? !You betrayed the parrot to be a man, Susu, you are a traitor!
Sunflower closed herself on the spot.
Jiang Qianqian probably guessed based on Sunflower's reaction, but she still couldn't believe that the girl she saw was actually a parrot.
Sunflower: Stupid human beings should quickly accept this fact.
Jiang Qianqian looked at the sunflower, then looked at Yan Susu, and then smelled the unique smell of parrots on Yan Susu...
The worldview begins to crumble.
Although a normal parrot should not be able to talk, Jiang Qianqian gradually discovered that a parrot that can talk is not a big deal, at most it has the same IQ as an adult in his twenties (?
Now an adult in his twenties, out of the parrot's body, has become a real person.
It doesn't seem surprising.
hell.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Yan Susu in a daze, and questioned her soul, "What are you? Are you a cannibal? Should I call the police?"
Yan Susu looked at Jiang Qianqian as he wanted to see his son, "Can I apply for the job?"
Jiang Qianqian thought this is a question of whether he can apply for the job? ?
Under Yan Susu's strong request, he successfully worked as an employee in the coffee shop, and asked Jiang Qianqian to keep it a secret on the grounds that he would not scare the owner.
Jiang Qianqian nodded in a daze. She didn't know how she completed this series of discussions.
The two came out of the break room, Jiang Qianqian took a vain glance, Yan Susu felt that he was not the boss, but a food reserve in the eyes of a monster.
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile, "The boss won't leak the secret, right?"
The boss shook his head violently, and by the way, ordered the Quxie Peachwood Sword online.
Another employee in the store saw Yan Susu happily trotting over to pull Yan Susu, and finally asked the boss in surprise, "This young lady is so beautiful, is she a relative of the boss?"
The boss shook his head, he didn't shake his head or he didn't, so he nodded dumbly, "It's a relative of the investor."
The employee Yan Shuzhu covered his mouth and exclaimed, relying on the investor's appearance, not to mention his success in the entertainment circle, at least he is also the owner of the grand slam.
What people have is what they lose. Investors get money and lose their ordinary appearance.
Yan Shuzhu pulled Yan Susu, and quickly let her familiarize herself with the process of all the equipment in the store and the method of making drinks.
The boss sat on the special paddling bench and watched all this silently, and then slapped himself severely.
I can't help but have an absurd thought in my mind, is it possible that apart from the real human beings, there are still some animals in this world that have become humans?
From then on, Jiang Qianqian looked at the whole world with wrong eyes.
Yan Susu works as a parrot in the movie every day, and knows all the processes in the store. Under Yan Shuzhu's detailed guidance, he can use all the tools proficiently.
When Yan Susu was making drinks for the guests, Yan Shuzhu squeezed the fluffy badminton that Yan Susu tied on the low ponytail.
Yan Shuzhu was curious: "Why do you smell like a parrot?"
Yan Susu smiled, and put the matcha latte on the wooden tray in front of a table of guests.
Yan Susu smiled softly to Yan Shuzhu who was behind him: "I work in a coffee shop every day, and I will more or less smell of small animals."
Sunflower stood at the highest point, the corner was at a right angle, and her eyes were full of anger at Susu's betrayal.
In addition to being angry, Sunflower stomped her feet and asked other cockatiels how to become a human. She wanted to become a human, and then locked up the owner and prevented him from touching any other small parrots.
The guest in front of him was the middle-aged man who bowed three times and kowtowed nine times to Su Su, and according to what Parrot said, he was indeed fired from the company soon and got the management right of a studio as compensation.
This studio is about to close down, and there are not enough people to call it, and it can't pay wages. However, with the cooperation of several big customers, it immediately came back to life.
Li Changshan looked at the new employees, and then at the table where the little parrot often stayed, "Where is Susu?"
In order to give back to the little parrot, Li Changshan specially brought 2000 yuan in big red banknotes with consecutive numbers to thank the parrot for predicting that he successfully repaid the mortgage and bought a new property in the city center.
Under Li Changshan's eager gaze, Yan Susu's almost transparent fingers slid across the banknotes with consecutive numbers.
"We can see each other if we have fate, but if we don't have fate, we can't see each other even in front of us, so why force it?"
Li Changshan looked at the staff in front of him in surprise, showing the look of a birdman, and immediately put his hands together, bent slightly, "Thank you for your guidance, I have an epiphany."
The plate in Yan Shuzhu's hand almost lost its grip and fell on the table.
When Yan Susu came back, Yan Shuzhu took the arm of the person beside him.
"Miss, I haven't asked your name yet."
"Susu, my name is Yan Susu."
Yan Shuzhu seemed to have flashed something in his mind, but he couldn't remember it carefully, so he nodded in a daze, and looked at the boss who had always been loveless with strange eyes.
The boss turned his head away from looking at the employee who had been with him for a long time.
After a while, Chu Dai pushed the door open and entered.
There is a bell hung on the door of the glass store, and whenever someone pushes the door, it can make a crisp and clear jingle.
Every crisp sound stimulates the boss, the excited nerves are the voice of Qian.
But this time, the boss saw that the perfect investor couldn't afford any happiness, and felt that life was absurd.
He even felt that this woman looked like a black dragon caring for its cubs.
Chu Dai first looked around the store, but did not find her little parrot, and then focused her eyes on the boss sitting on the small bench.
Seeing the investors coming, the boss had no choice but to bite the bullet and stand up, apologizing: "The Susu you are considering refers to the little parrots who need to be free. They will temporarily release these children who yearn for the sky for a period of time, and they will come back in about four hours."
The boss didn't dare to look at Chu Dai when he was talking nonsense, so he could only lower his head and keep digging his fingernails.
Chu Dai is used to Susu's longing for freedom, so let's accept what the boss said for now, and where can her little parrot escape?
Susu likes her so much.
It was the first time for Chu Dai to sit in the store as a customer and watch dozens of parrots, flapping their wings in the air, or stopping on the customer's hair, or standing on the cup to be touched and hugged by the customer at will, and some of them are irritable, just Standing aside and watching, when there are small snacks, they will also flap their wings to share a share.
The store does not accept children, which completely eliminates the troubles of bear children, so that customers who really like hamsters and hedgehogs can touch and hug these children at close range.
Every guest's face is filled with joy after being caressed by animals.
As an investor, of course, we are happy to see the results.
After Chu Dai searched around the store, her heart was always empty, and she couldn't find any trace of her children. What difference does it make if there are no parrots in the store?
Just when Chu Dai was looking worried, a young girl walked up to her and gently pushed her a plate of freshly made chocolate brownies with her fingers.
Yan Susu offered a cup of Earl Gray black tea to this Heilong who couldn't find a wife with graceful movements, and whispered softly:
"The guest doesn't seem happy?"
Chu Dai is not a character who likes to strike up a conversation with others. She glanced at the talkative employee and subconsciously said, "I don't like desserts. Are you forcing them to consume them?"
As soon as she said this, Chu Dai regretted it, and saw the young girl in front of her eyes were red, she took two steps back, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry for this guest, it's my unnecessary action."
"Please don't complain to me, I will be fired by the boss."
The boss not far away was numb, pulled Sunflower's leg, and forced the normal parrot to look at her.
Sunflower: ...Finally, I know what happened to my father.
Chu Dai only glanced at Yan Susu, and immediately her nerves exploded, and fireworks burst out from her eyes.
She immediately stood up, hurriedly grabbed Yan Susu's wrist, and pulled the man to her eyes, his eyes turned into vertical pupils of a dragon.
"Susu—!"
You have indeed become a human being.
The master shook his head and took a step back in fear, almost hiding behind the proprietress.
"I can't understand what this guest is talking about..."
Facing Chu Dai's scorching gaze, Yan Susu didn't panic at all, his face showed the grievance after being misunderstood.
"My father and mother died early, and they could only survive by picking up some other people's leftovers outside. Fortunately, the boss was kind and gave me a job where I could eat enough..."
With the system's shielding, Chu Dai can't smell the dragon's smell on Yan Susu's body.
Chu Dai searched Yan Susu's body, took Yan Susu by hand, and pulled the timid employee to the side of the seat.
Chu Dai pointed to the seat, "Sit down and I'll have a good chat with you."
Yan Susu nodded in fear, and faced Chu Dai face to face under the boss's incomprehensible gaze.
At this moment, the system came out of the main system's office, clutching its ass and swearing. What it needs to fight is not only the improper people of the main system, but also the jealousy of thousands of systems.
I wanted to have a good chat with the lovely host, but I didn't want to open the screen to be the host's coquettish operation.
Yan Susu's appearance fully satisfies all of Chu Dai's imaginations of the little parrot in human form. The watery peach blossom eyes and the bottomless black pupils fully reflect the owner's face. The wrists and ankles can be touched with one hand. All under control, the body is even more fragile.
The two ponytails were dangling limply on the back, very much like the dull hair placed on Xuanfeng's place.
The most important thing is that the little employee in front of her looks exactly like the person who appeared in her dream.
Not only did she appear in a dream, but even the woman wearing her clothes she met in real life was very similar.
Finally able to observe face to face, Chu Dai has long made up her mind that this is her beloved bird incarnation, but there is no definite evidence.
Chu Dai rubbed Yan Susu's nails with her fingertips, "How long have you been working here?"
Aunt
As soon as Chu Dai finished speaking, she felt absurd. As a dragon, she has absolute control over everything around her. She knows better than anyone else whether Susu has a form.
Dai Chu hoped that Yan Susu could become a human being and be by her side.
She put Yan Susu among the rose bushes, and the flower demon's rose was full of blessings that could flow down.
Susu's wings were spread out, revealing her fragile chest. Chu Dai felt the heartbeat of the bird under her hand was fast, and she was about to pass out nervously.
Chu Dai poked the fluff under her wings soothingly with her fingertips and said, "Did you do something bad?"
The parrot under the finger became more nervous, and the little parrot made a fragile chirping sound.
Yan Susu: "..."
I have done too many bad things, I don't know which one you are talking about.
System: ... Listen to what this is called.
Chu Dai just said casually, she said: "I saw a beautiful woman outside today, I instinctively think that you will be like her after transformation, no, you must be more beautiful than her."
Chu Dai knows that she will have hallucinations when the courtship period is approaching, and this phenomenon is obvious in other similar people.
Maybe that woman didn't exist at all, and Chu Dai was the only one talking to herself beside the tree demon from the beginning to the end.
Yan Susu lightly pecked at Chu Dai's finger with her tender beak, and said softly, "I'm really pretty."
The roses that are carefully cultivated by the flower demon to represent love have never thought in this life that the petals will be plucked mercilessly, and the tenderest parts will be rolled into thin and long strips by fingers...
Other petals are grasped into juice, sprinkled on the parrot's belly full of soft feathers.
Xuanfeng's little claws hooked feebly on Miss Heilong's cuffs, full of love interest.
Yan Susu said weakly: "Master Black Dragon, don't you think it's a bit problematic to give a parrot a luxury car."
Chu Dai smiled and carried the bird into the room, stroking the parrot's long flight feathers with her fingers.
In the eyes of many people, dragons are stingy beings who will take all good things for themselves, but this is not the case. Dragons are very tolerant of things they like, but no one has ever been lucky enough to be favored by dragons.
Yan Susu couldn't open his eyes in the end, and his stomach was growling with hunger. Chu Dai ended her "cruel behavior" to the little parrot and put the little one on the flannel in the kitchen.
"Squeamish."
Chu Dai whispered: "How can I live without me?"
Chu Dai remembered what the woman said during the day, that parrots don’t like to eat alone, it will make them feel lonely, and the black dragon who is in love with brains owes Susu.
She took out the mousse cake that had already been prepared from the refrigerator, put it in front of Susu, and said with a smile: "The lemon taste relieves the tiredness, and it will be a small dessert tomorrow."
Chu Dai was worried that Yan Susu's eating cold mousse in the middle of the night would cause gastrointestinal problems, but considering that the child could eat three pots of crayfish in one meal without throwing up their shells, she was no longer worried.
Yan Susu climbed up from the soft towel, and was about to bite down with the big mouth of the excavator——
The bird's beak was closed by Chu Dai, her warm fingers touched the cold beak, Yan Susu's bright red beak became even redder.
Dede...
Yan Susu woodenly resisted the desire to eat, looked at her watery, his whole body was limp and unable to move.
Chu Dai smiled and said, "I'll feed you."
Yan Susu didn't react, he looked at her innocently, the system choked his throat, pretending to be the host's voice.
"Parrots cannot eat alone, they will weep secretly, and they will pluck their feathers in depression."
Yan Susu: Ah, this...
The system is not idle when the element is mosaiced. The best way to fight the mosaic is to mosaic with the main system.
The system couldn't bear to say that the former main system was a very gentle person. He would blush when joking, and would pretend to be very old-fashioned in front of the small system. Ever since the main system went to a world, everything has changed.
It is rumored that the main system once watched the mosaic for seven days and seven nights, and the AI went crazy.
This was originally an internal rumor. After the system met Xiao He and Su Su... it was firmly believed.
Chu Dai fed the lemon mousse cake to the hungry little one spoon by spoon.
At the beginning, she was still using the spoon seriously, but Chu Dai's eyes gradually darkened, she put the mousse on her finger, and let the little parrot eat from her fingertips...
The slightly rough tongue grazed her fingers and sensitive nerves, and Chu Dai's entire forearm was numb.
But this little guy didn't have the slightest sense of the instigator, so he ate happily.
Extremely eager to get his lover, the black dragon, facing the little parrot that is less than one percent of his body, he said in a hoarse voice: "Naturally charming."
Yan Susu: "..."
After eating half of it, Yan Susu stopped eating, not understanding Dai Dai's brain circuit.
Chu Dai became more and more disgusted with the child staring at her with innocent eyes, coughed awkwardly, and put the half-eaten mousse cake into the refrigerator.
Yan Susu's body was sore and limp, and he lay down on Dai Dai's palm.
Blushing, she argued, "I'm not naturally flattering."
Chu Dai gave an unnatural "hmm", walked into the bedroom, took off her pajamas, and said hoarsely, "It's getting late, you should go to bed."
There are only five days left until the black dragon's courtship period.
Chu Dai unbuttoned her pajamas, and the silk pajamas fell to the ground. The black dragon's tail gleamed with obsidian light, extending abruptly from the tailbone to the ground, and the tip of the tail shook unnaturally.
Yan Susu lay obediently on Chu Dai's heart, and fell asleep listening to the sound of Long's heartbeat.
With Susu's company, Chu Dai slept very sweetly.
In the dream, she saw a familiar woman.
In the dream, the girl with wings spread out behind her, snuggled up to her, panting: "Master Black Dragon, I have finally become a human being, and I can finally help you."
After Susu turned into a human form, she really looked like the woman she saw that day...?
Chu Dai didn't feel any strong disgust in her sleep, she cupped Susu's cheek with her hand and touched it with her forehead.
"I waited for you a long time."
The system has never seen such a double-standard person...
After one night, Chu Dai almost stayed up all night, Susu, who had turned into a human form, leaned against her arms, unwilling to move, and only woke up in a trance when the sun shone on her face through the gap in the curtains.
Chu Dai rubbed Xiao Xuanfeng's forehead pityingly, sat up from the bed and made her breakfast.
Before leaving, cover the sleeping Susu with a quilt.
Susu opened her clear eyes and saw that the completion of the task had reached 55%
As long as you complete the remaining 5% within four days, you can directly pass the black dragon's courtship period. During the courtship period, the black dragon will have a huge love for its spouse, and will completely abandon reason and fall into the embrace of emotion.
At that time, the task completion rate can directly soar to more than 90%.
Chu Dai needs to go out to work today, and there are ghosts lurking deep in the urban area. They use the disappearance of beggars as a way to obtain food. Many people with low social presence disappeared until a pregnant mother found her near the sewer. The leftover bones were so frightened that they had already miscarried.
Today's breakfast was thick egg roast and German pork knuckle. After Chu Dai fed Susu one mouthful, she sent the bird to work. After watching it for a while in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass, she left immediately.
The boss is used to Yan Susu being a bird who can talk to people on an equal footing, and even worries that if he locks Yan Susu in a cage for a short time, he will be suspected of illegal detention.
With the blessing of Yan Susu, the lucky star, the store does not have to worry about customers every day, as long as they see this little parrot and say a few words, they will immediately get rich.
What Jiang Qianqian didn't know was that in order to make more money, Yan Susu specially learned Feng Shui and Numerology.
Coax people to do one thing, and with the blessing of the system, the fortune teller is accurate.
It turns out that this small parrot coffee shop is full of young girls and students who come to check in. Now there are many middle-aged entrepreneurs, well-educated grandmothers, etc. There is an old university professor who specializes in The crutches brought the students to get a small notebook, and listened to Yan Susu's bullshit.
The old professor: "It must be a psychological discourse, you listen to the paper carefully and write this."
The students are in a trance when they see the parrot, can this fucking be solved by psychology?
The people in the Institute of Zoology died?
……
On the other side, Yan Susu and Jiang Ziang met, and Jiang Ziang brought a young magpie called Lan Buhuan.
Lan Buhua spread out the map, and on it were drawings of sewers extending in all directions.
Lan Buhuo flicked his wings, and pointed with his slender fingers to the No. [-] water outlet where the pregnant woman found human remains.
"The underground situation is complicated. We need to be cautious so as not to leave an opportunity for the other party."
Lan Buhuo sent everyone a communication device, "This is the latest equipment I applied for. It can ensure stable communication in the underground where the signal is missing, so that it can be shared at any time."
Lan Buhuan shook the wings on his back, and the blue-gray wings revealed a high-end texture in the sun.
In terms of commanding operations, Lan Buhuan has always been the best in the team. This time he was assigned by his superiors to study with Jiang Ziang, and he was somewhat dissatisfied in his heart.
Chu Dai and Jiang Ziang looked at each other, and both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.
Jiang Ziang tapped, and the location of the asterisk was drawn on the map, "Known: The enemy's location is between pipeline No. 8 and pipeline No. 12, and the specific number of people is within 12."
Lan Buhuo shrugged, "Do you have a better way?"
Chu Dai rubbed the leather tactical glove with her index finger and thumb, and laughed softly.
"You're not as good-looking as another bird I know."
Lan Buhuan: "????" Is this dragon sick?
Chu Dai sighed and felt that Lan could not be carved without rotten wood, and pointed to the map with her long nails, "In the face of absolute power, all calculations are superfluous."
Before Lan Buhuan could react, she saw Chu Dai gently blowing a breath, and a beam of dark blue raging fire rushed into the pipe——
In an instant, the mountains were shaken.
From the ground, crackling and miserable, screams can be heard endlessly.
Lan Buhuo's expression changed, "Someone will escape."
Just when Lan Buchu was worried, huge red crosses were drawn on all the exits on the map at the same time. The program display was unstable. After a moment of shaking, all the pipelines were cleared.
Blue flames spewed out from the pipes, forming a huge amount of heat in the air, erupting in an instant before being wiped out.
No normal human can see this scene.
Lan Buhuo instinctively responded in panic, "You will burn down the underground facilities."
Jiang Ziang showed the foolish boy a look at the barbed wire around the exit, a red rope was tied to the barbed wire, and that rope was safe and sound in the dragon's breath.
Lan Buhuan's world view was greatly shocked.
Jiang Ziang put his hands on the ground, and a dozen snake eggs appeared immediately. These snake eggs hatched immediately and turned into small snakes as thick as chopsticks. Bring out all the evidence below, and check around by the way, there is no living creature inside.
By the way, a comprehensive disinfection and cleaning work was carried out for the sewer.
Lan Buhua:! ! !
Jiang Ziang put on gold-rimmed glasses, a suit and leather shoes, showed a yuppie smile, and said kindly to Lan Buhuo: "Your superior really shouldn't have asked you to come and learn from us."
Lan Buhuo was in a trance, "Yes..."
What the hell can I learn, can I learn that dragons breathe fire or snakes hatch eggs?
Chu Dai's eyes lingered on this poor and innocent magpie spirit all the time, trying to see some shadow of a small parrot from this young man who was less than her shoulder.
But there is no such thing as a cute little parrot on a fool.
"It's also a bird, why is the gray magpie so stupid." Chu Dai sighed in disappointment, and looked away from the gray magpie.
Lan Buhuan: I think you have a serious illness?
Jiang Ziang upholds the instinct to protect young monsters, and blocks Lan Buhuan behind him.
Chu Dai is full of satisfaction. They are all little parrots who work hard to make money. Where is there any work? She clicked her tongue and said to Lan:
"Little guy, are you in love?"
Lan Buhuan took a step back on guard, "Master Black Dragon, wouldn't you want to play tricks on me? I already have someone I like!"
Chu Dai: "That's right, let me tell you about my wife and I."
Just when the process was about to start chattering, Jiang Ziang quickly grabbed Lan Buhua, and ran away, "I will take the child to report on my work, so I will go first."
Before the words drifted away, the person was gone, and the single black dragon was left alone, hesitating to speak.
She knew too well what a cruel existence a dragon would become during courtship, so she silently drew the route back to the cave on the map.
You must not show the cruel side of the dragon in front of Su Su.
Chu Dai smiles bitterly, Susu is her only concern left in this world.
Sitting in the car, Chu Dai felt an indescribable irritability surge up all over her body, a normal reaction when she was approaching the courtship period, tormenting the black dragon until her eyes turned red.
But on the other hand, Yan Susu is also having a hard time. He needs to quickly complete 5% of the missions before he can reach more than 90% of the missions during the courtship period, so that the world can be quickly destroyed.
Easier said than done.
Transforming into a human form is an important node to increase the completion of the task, and every step needs careful planning.
Yan Susu squatted down on the table, simulating the posture of hatching an egg. After he couldn't find the feeling, he stood up embarrassingly, drank half a cup of pearl milk tea, and ordered a takeaway with the tablet skillfully.
People around have already seen it, a parrot can take the initiative to order takeaway.
This is probably the force of habit... what the hell.
System: "You have already tried all the methods that can be tried. Could it be that the mosaic time has been extended to seven hours, why not give you a sudden death?"
Originally, it was possible to brush up the completion of the task by pure physical contact, but Yan Susu gradually discovered that this thing has an upper limit, and Yan Susu has tried all the methods that can be used on parrots and those that cannot be used on parrots.
It's a pity that the effect is mediocre, and the last 5% cannot be unlocked.
Yan Susu had to think of another way.
……
Just when the system was preparing to ask for leave to go out for a period of time, Yan Susu suddenly had a plan. After two tasks, Susu is no longer the Susu she used to be. Unfathomable.
Yan Susu solemnly said to the system: "No matter what I do, Dai Dai will like me."
The system thinks so, "Don't worry, this system provides corpse collection service."
Yan Susu: "..."
Can't wait for me to cool off, you unfilial son.
After the system and the host asked for leave, they went to the system cafeteria.
System No. 9873: "The small system is here. I ordered two grilled lamb chops from the back kitchen for you. Some customers said that the grilled lamb chops in the canteen are better than yours."
The small system was furious, oil was sizzling in the rice bowl, and the golden-yellow grilled lamb chops instantly became hideous.
The system took a bite with tears in its eyes, only to hear system number 9873 say, "Someone has heard that you are having an affair with the master system?"
The small system suddenly raised its head, so you can't even remember the taste of the grilled lamb chops. It innocently shook the data in its body, not daring to look directly at number 9873.
System No. 1022 at the next table probed and put a plate of leeks on the system's dinner plate.
"To tell you the truth, I have liked the main system for a long time."
The little system doubted life, opened his mouth wide and didn't know what to say.
how so……
Although the main system looks good, the beauty is indistinguishable, but the greasy smell makes the system feel dizzy.
Opening and shutting "duck head" is obviously not something that a normal system can say.
There is no gender between the systems, and it is always annoying to be called a "duck head". The small system tries hard to turn this name into a love interest between lovers.
In the eyes of the small system, the main system is completely retarded.
Good-looking mentally handicapped.
System No. 1022 sighed and rubbed his face against the small system, "If someday the Lord System can call me to the office, no matter how loudly I call, don't open the door."
After the small system tasted the grilled lamb chops from the cafeteria, he felt that his skills were indeed inferior to others, but the grilled lamb chops from the small system were grilled on the host computer of the main system.
The small system glanced at No. 1022, "Have you ever thought that the gentle and gentle main system in your eyes is actually a greasy man from the mentally handicapped and domineering president behind the scenes?"
No. 9873 and No. 1022 lie at the same time: "You really have an affair with the main system!"
The system has no shame, and nodded calmly: "Don't you guys notice that every time I come out of the office, I cover my ass|butt?"
The large cafeteria where hundreds of systems were eating was suddenly quiet, and all eyes were fixed on the small system.
It's a sensational feeling.
The small system is innocent and deserves a beating, "No, no, after a few days, I will be the only one in the system who can enter the office of the main system every day. You don't really think that nothing happened between me and the main system, do you?"
If it weren't for the support of the main system, the mainframe of the small system would have been hammered.
Public system: Hard, fist hard!
The small system is the main system, the system that is personally hatched and cultivated, and is envied by all colleagues. System No. 6929 said:
"My host is very good, and the task completion rate ranks in the top three all year round, so I don't need to rush at all."
The small system sneered, "Your host is a coward who can only follow the mission. My Yan Susu can train the mission object every time, even more obedient than the husky in the backyard."
System No. 1022 interjected, "My host cooks the best food, even I can't help but want to lick the pot clean!"
The comparison feeling of the small system suddenly rose: "My Yan Susu can make a table of state banquet dishes in half an hour, and the task target can lick the dishes clean."
Although everything from being cut by a kitchen knife is done by the system, can the system say that in front of everyone?
A voice came out of nowhere, "My host has never made a mosaic!"
As we all know, all systems are very disgusted to look at the mosaic, staring at the mosaic for a long time, normal people can become abnormal.
The small system has no sense at all, "Mosaic is the essence of human beings! Mosaic is the highest achievement of human beings! Without mosaics, there would be no harmonious world! My host can mosaic for three days and three nights in a row!"
A word from the small system was deafening, the cafeteria was silent, and a needle could be heard.
The small system snorted, "My host is still too lazy, let alone three days and three nights, I can do it for ten days and ten nights!"
Still no one spoke in the cafeteria.
System No. 9873 quietly poked the belly of the small system, and said, "Master System is here."
Small system;! ! ! !
The little system immediately looked back, and saw a tall and beautiful system standing at the door. He held the door and smiled softly, his eyes instantly locked on the small system in the crowd.
"Come to my office."
Small system: ! ! ! ! !
Help.
Everyone:! ! ! !Not true!
The main system tells all gossip systems with their own actions that the relationship between him and the small system is true.
The small system was hatched by the main system, and the main system has witnessed all the growth of the small system, and it will educate this sweet little baby in its arms.
Everyone was envious, only the small system knew that the main system was a psychopath behind the scenes.
Small System: Huh...
The main system gently wiped the tears from the corners of the small system's eyes in front of all the systems, and softly comforted: "Duck head, I can do it for ten days and ten nights."
The life of the small system is gloomy, and it is a salted fish without dreams.
The small system will never admit that it has the problem of mouth hi, if there is, it must be infected by the host.
When all the systems were moved to tears, the main system picked up the small system and bumped it twice, and carried the person lightly to the princess back to the office.
There is a leg between the main system and the small system directly.
People from the System Supervision Bureau rushed to the marriage bill between the systems overnight.
……
During the mosaic of the main system and the small system, Yan Susu was not idle. Knowing from the perspective of God that Chu Dai would come to the Parrot Cafe to see her working, Yan Susu flapped her wings and immediately went to the toilet to change her human form, put on Work uniform stolen from storage room.
Jiang Qianqian sat at the door of the toilet touching fish, holding a sunflower in her hands.
Jiang Qianqian, "Good baby, call me mom."
Sunflower: I can talk, but it's not necessary.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Yan Susu dazedly every day, and she was not discouraged, "It's fine if you don't call me mom, but you can call me dad."
Sunflower: I see you have a serious illness.
You don't even have a single feather on your body, how dare you be my parents?Ugly twolegs.
Jiang Qianqian sighed. Recently, more and more staff are being recruited in the coffee shop. Even with a high salary, it is difficult to recruit satisfactory employees.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Sunflower helplessly, and expressed all the depression in her heart: "The people who will come to be waiters are all older aunts, but this is a leisure place for young customers. The little sister who is chatting with the guests has no hope of promotion here..."
Sunflower rubbed her head against her master and said, "Maybe Susu can be counted as an employee."
Jiang Qianqian heard that the bird was not feeling well, so it was not a bird, it was obviously an ancestor, "Susu is not an employee. Susu is the boss."
When Jiang Qianqian was at a loss, Yan Susu came out of the bathroom, wearing a lace apron unique to Parrot Café, with a tender pink dress underneath, a bit like a maid outfit, but more flexible and convenient than a maid outfit, on a white apron Embroidered pattern of a small parrot.
Very cute and lively.
After the little parrot becomes a human, its long hair is tied into low double ponytails. On it is a fur ball covered with tender yellow feathers. Its eyes are lively and lively, so pretty that people want to rub their heads. It is not tall. , only to the shoulders of ordinary people, put on uniform small white high heels, and run and jump on the ground more nimbly than a rabbit.
Jiang Qianqian stared blankly at the employees who came out of the bathroom, and questioned her soul:
"who are you?"
Yan Susu skillfully put the walkie-talkie on his waist, no different from other employees in the store. If there is a need to distinguish, Yan Susu must be the most beautiful among all the employees.
Sunflower, as Xuanfeng, is very sensitive to the scent of the same kind, and the bird was dumbfounded on the spot, with its small brain buzzing.
sunflower:? ? ? ? !
Is there such an operation? !You betrayed the parrot to be a man, Susu, you are a traitor!
Sunflower closed herself on the spot.
Jiang Qianqian probably guessed based on Sunflower's reaction, but she still couldn't believe that the girl she saw was actually a parrot.
Sunflower: Stupid human beings should quickly accept this fact.
Jiang Qianqian looked at the sunflower, then looked at Yan Susu, and then smelled the unique smell of parrots on Yan Susu...
The worldview begins to crumble.
Although a normal parrot should not be able to talk, Jiang Qianqian gradually discovered that a parrot that can talk is not a big deal, at most it has the same IQ as an adult in his twenties (?
Now an adult in his twenties, out of the parrot's body, has become a real person.
It doesn't seem surprising.
hell.
Jiang Qianqian looked at Yan Susu in a daze, and questioned her soul, "What are you? Are you a cannibal? Should I call the police?"
Yan Susu looked at Jiang Qianqian as he wanted to see his son, "Can I apply for the job?"
Jiang Qianqian thought this is a question of whether he can apply for the job? ?
Under Yan Susu's strong request, he successfully worked as an employee in the coffee shop, and asked Jiang Qianqian to keep it a secret on the grounds that he would not scare the owner.
Jiang Qianqian nodded in a daze. She didn't know how she completed this series of discussions.
The two came out of the break room, Jiang Qianqian took a vain glance, Yan Susu felt that he was not the boss, but a food reserve in the eyes of a monster.
Yan Susu showed a perfect smile, "The boss won't leak the secret, right?"
The boss shook his head violently, and by the way, ordered the Quxie Peachwood Sword online.
Another employee in the store saw Yan Susu happily trotting over to pull Yan Susu, and finally asked the boss in surprise, "This young lady is so beautiful, is she a relative of the boss?"
The boss shook his head, he didn't shake his head or he didn't, so he nodded dumbly, "It's a relative of the investor."
The employee Yan Shuzhu covered his mouth and exclaimed, relying on the investor's appearance, not to mention his success in the entertainment circle, at least he is also the owner of the grand slam.
What people have is what they lose. Investors get money and lose their ordinary appearance.
Yan Shuzhu pulled Yan Susu, and quickly let her familiarize herself with the process of all the equipment in the store and the method of making drinks.
The boss sat on the special paddling bench and watched all this silently, and then slapped himself severely.
I can't help but have an absurd thought in my mind, is it possible that apart from the real human beings, there are still some animals in this world that have become humans?
From then on, Jiang Qianqian looked at the whole world with wrong eyes.
Yan Susu works as a parrot in the movie every day, and knows all the processes in the store. Under Yan Shuzhu's detailed guidance, he can use all the tools proficiently.
When Yan Susu was making drinks for the guests, Yan Shuzhu squeezed the fluffy badminton that Yan Susu tied on the low ponytail.
Yan Shuzhu was curious: "Why do you smell like a parrot?"
Yan Susu smiled, and put the matcha latte on the wooden tray in front of a table of guests.
Yan Susu smiled softly to Yan Shuzhu who was behind him: "I work in a coffee shop every day, and I will more or less smell of small animals."
Sunflower stood at the highest point, the corner was at a right angle, and her eyes were full of anger at Susu's betrayal.
In addition to being angry, Sunflower stomped her feet and asked other cockatiels how to become a human. She wanted to become a human, and then locked up the owner and prevented him from touching any other small parrots.
The guest in front of him was the middle-aged man who bowed three times and kowtowed nine times to Su Su, and according to what Parrot said, he was indeed fired from the company soon and got the management right of a studio as compensation.
This studio is about to close down, and there are not enough people to call it, and it can't pay wages. However, with the cooperation of several big customers, it immediately came back to life.
Li Changshan looked at the new employees, and then at the table where the little parrot often stayed, "Where is Susu?"
In order to give back to the little parrot, Li Changshan specially brought 2000 yuan in big red banknotes with consecutive numbers to thank the parrot for predicting that he successfully repaid the mortgage and bought a new property in the city center.
Under Li Changshan's eager gaze, Yan Susu's almost transparent fingers slid across the banknotes with consecutive numbers.
"We can see each other if we have fate, but if we don't have fate, we can't see each other even in front of us, so why force it?"
Li Changshan looked at the staff in front of him in surprise, showing the look of a birdman, and immediately put his hands together, bent slightly, "Thank you for your guidance, I have an epiphany."
The plate in Yan Shuzhu's hand almost lost its grip and fell on the table.
When Yan Susu came back, Yan Shuzhu took the arm of the person beside him.
"Miss, I haven't asked your name yet."
"Susu, my name is Yan Susu."
Yan Shuzhu seemed to have flashed something in his mind, but he couldn't remember it carefully, so he nodded in a daze, and looked at the boss who had always been loveless with strange eyes.
The boss turned his head away from looking at the employee who had been with him for a long time.
After a while, Chu Dai pushed the door open and entered.
There is a bell hung on the door of the glass store, and whenever someone pushes the door, it can make a crisp and clear jingle.
Every crisp sound stimulates the boss, the excited nerves are the voice of Qian.
But this time, the boss saw that the perfect investor couldn't afford any happiness, and felt that life was absurd.
He even felt that this woman looked like a black dragon caring for its cubs.
Chu Dai first looked around the store, but did not find her little parrot, and then focused her eyes on the boss sitting on the small bench.
Seeing the investors coming, the boss had no choice but to bite the bullet and stand up, apologizing: "The Susu you are considering refers to the little parrots who need to be free. They will temporarily release these children who yearn for the sky for a period of time, and they will come back in about four hours."
The boss didn't dare to look at Chu Dai when he was talking nonsense, so he could only lower his head and keep digging his fingernails.
Chu Dai is used to Susu's longing for freedom, so let's accept what the boss said for now, and where can her little parrot escape?
Susu likes her so much.
It was the first time for Chu Dai to sit in the store as a customer and watch dozens of parrots, flapping their wings in the air, or stopping on the customer's hair, or standing on the cup to be touched and hugged by the customer at will, and some of them are irritable, just Standing aside and watching, when there are small snacks, they will also flap their wings to share a share.
The store does not accept children, which completely eliminates the troubles of bear children, so that customers who really like hamsters and hedgehogs can touch and hug these children at close range.
Every guest's face is filled with joy after being caressed by animals.
As an investor, of course, we are happy to see the results.
After Chu Dai searched around the store, her heart was always empty, and she couldn't find any trace of her children. What difference does it make if there are no parrots in the store?
Just when Chu Dai was looking worried, a young girl walked up to her and gently pushed her a plate of freshly made chocolate brownies with her fingers.
Yan Susu offered a cup of Earl Gray black tea to this Heilong who couldn't find a wife with graceful movements, and whispered softly:
"The guest doesn't seem happy?"
Chu Dai is not a character who likes to strike up a conversation with others. She glanced at the talkative employee and subconsciously said, "I don't like desserts. Are you forcing them to consume them?"
As soon as she said this, Chu Dai regretted it, and saw the young girl in front of her eyes were red, she took two steps back, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry for this guest, it's my unnecessary action."
"Please don't complain to me, I will be fired by the boss."
The boss not far away was numb, pulled Sunflower's leg, and forced the normal parrot to look at her.
Sunflower: ...Finally, I know what happened to my father.
Chu Dai only glanced at Yan Susu, and immediately her nerves exploded, and fireworks burst out from her eyes.
She immediately stood up, hurriedly grabbed Yan Susu's wrist, and pulled the man to her eyes, his eyes turned into vertical pupils of a dragon.
"Susu—!"
You have indeed become a human being.
The master shook his head and took a step back in fear, almost hiding behind the proprietress.
"I can't understand what this guest is talking about..."
Facing Chu Dai's scorching gaze, Yan Susu didn't panic at all, his face showed the grievance after being misunderstood.
"My father and mother died early, and they could only survive by picking up some other people's leftovers outside. Fortunately, the boss was kind and gave me a job where I could eat enough..."
With the system's shielding, Chu Dai can't smell the dragon's smell on Yan Susu's body.
Chu Dai searched Yan Susu's body, took Yan Susu by hand, and pulled the timid employee to the side of the seat.
Chu Dai pointed to the seat, "Sit down and I'll have a good chat with you."
Yan Susu nodded in fear, and faced Chu Dai face to face under the boss's incomprehensible gaze.
At this moment, the system came out of the main system's office, clutching its ass and swearing. What it needs to fight is not only the improper people of the main system, but also the jealousy of thousands of systems.
I wanted to have a good chat with the lovely host, but I didn't want to open the screen to be the host's coquettish operation.
Yan Susu's appearance fully satisfies all of Chu Dai's imaginations of the little parrot in human form. The watery peach blossom eyes and the bottomless black pupils fully reflect the owner's face. The wrists and ankles can be touched with one hand. All under control, the body is even more fragile.
The two ponytails were dangling limply on the back, very much like the dull hair placed on Xuanfeng's place.
The most important thing is that the little employee in front of her looks exactly like the person who appeared in her dream.
Not only did she appear in a dream, but even the woman wearing her clothes she met in real life was very similar.
Finally able to observe face to face, Chu Dai has long made up her mind that this is her beloved bird incarnation, but there is no definite evidence.
Chu Dai rubbed Yan Susu's nails with her fingertips, "How long have you been working here?"
Aunt
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