Sick beauty self-help system

In Chu Dai's eyes, the little parrot is an innocent and cute little parrot who has been bullied by the outside world, abandoned by the original family shortly after birth, and can only wait for rescue in the wind and rain.

Luckily there is a place of sanctuary beside her.

Chu Dai took Yan Susu out of her clothes, held it with both hands, and gently stroked the newly grown flying feathers with her fingers.

Although his face was serious and expressionless, his technique was extremely gentle.

Chu Dai tugged at her flying feathers, "What's your name?"

In this world, Yan Susu has no one to set up a card, and there is no need to play a complicated role, "Susu Aww"

The name is easy to remember, a bit childish, and the two sounds of "Susu" can be pronounced naturally with a slight bend of the tongue.

"I remember, Susu."

Yan Susu was held in the palm of the hand by this cold woman. If someone who didn't know the truth saw it, they would think that this terrifying dragon was about to eat up the innocent little parrot.

Seeing that her body was covered with monster blood, Yan Susu urged, flapping her wings, "Go and wash."

The body is full of bloody smell and the peculiar smell of an unknown monster. There are many transformed ghosts lurking in human society, some of which only have a lifespan of a few hundred years, and some of which are close to a thousand years of practice.

The way of life of spirits and humans is different, and the way of absorbing energy is also very different, which will inevitably endanger the stable life of human beings.

At this time, it needs to be rectified by the same kind. Chu Dai is regarded as a national public servant.

The little parrot flapped its wings and threw the high-altitude white bath ball on the black dragon, urging: "You have to be clean, or the little parrot won't touch it."

Surface: Su Suzi wants his wife to be clean.

Reality: Su Suzi really wants to see his wife take a bath.

After all, Su Suzi is just a parrot, and Su Suzi doesn't understand anything.

The system was shocked by the logic of the host.

Although Chu Dai's complexion remained unchanged, the blood in her earlobe buried in her hair turned red.

The little parrot can no longer be treated as an unconscious vulgar thing, the child already has gender distinction and human consciousness.

Chu Dai took the bath ball and slammed the bathroom door.

Yan Susu:!

Hearing the sharp birdsong from outside, Chu Dai opened the door, her eyes were calm, "Please be quiet."

Immediately after finishing speaking, the curtain was put down again, completely blocking Su Suzi's peeking.

Xiao Xuanfeng stopped at the door of the bathroom, and tweeted twice mournfully.

"I thought my wife would invite me to wash together..."

System: "Haha, unexpected."

The little parrot couldn't hear such words, so he flapped his wings, turned on the TV, and watched the stand-in Korean drama again.

The parrot kept making chirp, chirp, chirp, da da, sound like cursing.

Xiao Xuanfeng's figure is very cute no matter how you look at it, "cute is not worth mentioning in front of sexy."

The system saw a beautiful pink paper bag on the table with a delicate bow tied on it.

The system noticed that Chu Dai didn't hold anything in her hand when she came back, so the tape was most likely left by Jiang Ziang.

The system reminded Yan Susu, "Maybe there is a drug to promote transformation in the bag, would you like to try it?"

Yan Susu got up from the sofa with a rattling sound, flapped her tender yellow wings and landed on the table, and untied the bowknot with her small hooked beak.

As long as she can become a human sooner, relying on her unique green tea skills, she will definitely be able to make the single black dragon evolve into a loyal lover who cannot live without a wife.

Laying eggs, hatching, and completing tasks are just around the corner.

The main reason is that parrots can only drive in their heads and cannot practice in reality...

Yan Susu opened the bag hopefully, only to see that there were different styles of pet clothes inside.

Pure maid outfit, cute little cheongsam, sweet and spicy nightclub style, innocent pink skirt...

The system covered its eyes: "..."

Help, why can a parrot have so many strange prey?

The little parrot picked up the maid outfit and successfully changed into it with the help of the dragon tail pretending to be a pillow.

The top of the wings is black, with white lace shoulder straps, and the overall fabric is silk, which is very comfortable to stick on the soft and fluffy feathers.

There is also a headgear placed with the maid outfit.

The black dragon's tail blushed: "Little baby, you look good."

Yan Susu stood up proudly, her small breasts bouncing in front of the mirror, looking left and right smugly.

Jiang Ziang's aesthetics is very good. The handmade clothes are exquisite with every stitch and thread, and the existence of thread ends is not visible. The effect of wearing the upper body is very three-dimensional, like a precious little ornament.

Even the system appreciated: "It suits you very well, don't take it off."

Yan Susu raised the hem of the skirt with a bird's beak, "Is it a vacuum?"

The long tail feathers of the little yellow chicken protrude from under the skirt, and below it is the belly covered with a layer of soft feathers.

The system slowly displays a question mark to wake you up that you are just a bird.

Longwei tied her shyness into a twist knot: Su Suzi is so pretty!Master will love it~

After talking about the dragon tail, he compared his heart in the air.

At the stall where Yan Susu was changing clothes, Chu Dai came out of the bathroom, her body still covered with moisture.

Chu Dai's eyes lit up when she saw the clothes on Yan Susu's body, but she still pretended to be very reserved, and said, "Who allows you to touch my things?"

Longwei has long expressed her inner thoughts, "Try everything, Su Suzi is the best!"

The system was dissatisfied: "Only Dad can call you Su Suzi, isn't it Su Suzi?"

Yan Susu: "Get out, who allowed you to speak to Dad in such a tone, you are a big or small rebellious son."

system:"……"

Chu Dai helped Yan Susu tidy up the white lace headdress on her head, folded a small sorrel in a flower pot, weaved it into a wreath and put it on the top of Xiao Xuanfeng's head, just passing through the hair.

Yan Susu chirped happily.

Chu Dai stood in front of the window to dry her hair, waiting for someone to come, Yan Susu waved her wings and stopped in front of her, tilted her head and said, "Wife?"

Chu Dai's pupils shrank suddenly, her breathing became short of breath, and the plainness on her face was almost unstoppable, she said:

"I'm not your wife, please respect yourself."

The dragon's tail on the floor had long ago happily twisted into a water snake, and its scales slapped excitedly on the floor, making puff puff puff sounds.

Chu Dai: "..."

The little parrot rubbed against Chu Dai with its furry head, its eyes were extremely innocent and clear:

"You saved me, I should promise you with my body, aren't you my wife? Don't you want to give it to someone else as your wife?"

Chu Dai poked her nails directly into the wooden window frame, the corners of her eyes twitched, she tried not to look at the little parrot, and said solemnly:

"I won't send you away."

Yan Susu: "Then you are my wife."

After finishing speaking, Yan Susu didn't give Chu Dai any room to refuse, jumped in front of Chu Dai, lifted up the hem of the skirt with a bird's beak, revealing Xuanfeng's unique belly covered with creamy yellow feathers.

If a young girl made such actions, the conservative single black dragon would definitely think that she was shameless and could sell her dignity for money, but the little parrot raised her skirt, which was a little more pet-like and charming, saying It is not allowed to learn from TV.

TV is such a bad thing.

Chu Dai's cheeks were slightly red, and she said: "You are not allowed to lift your skirt in front of outsiders."

Although there was a small parrot in front of her, Chu Dai directly imagined in her mind a white girl with creamy yellow wings on her back, wearing a very suggestive maid outfit, with a black tea set on the tray in her hand, bending her knees sweetly Said: "Master wants to drink tea first, or drink me first?"

The beautiful young maid lifted the hem of her skirt, and there was nothing inside. She smiled innocently and said, "Master, please be polite."

The single black dragon's nose bleeds slowly.

She pulled out a piece of paper expressionlessly and stuffed it into her nostrils.

Yan Susu stared blankly at the smear of red under Chu Dai's nose, but this person didn't have any shy expression on her face, she was used to it with a serious face, and the yellow waste in her mind didn't leak out at all.

Yan Susu: "..."

The system's head hurts, "Fortunately, Chu Dai doesn't have a system in her mind, otherwise my colleagues will definitely be pissed off."

……

Not long after, Jiang Ziang entered the door carrying two bird cages. He was dressed in a suit and leather shoes and had gold-rimmed glasses on his nose.

Jiang Ziang has no serious job in human society, and can only earn some money by occasionally working as a graphic model. Whenever he is going to shoot film and television works, there will always be inexplicable disasters on the site, and he can only die in the end.

It can be said to be a disgrace to the demon world.

Jiang Ziang put the flight case on the table and opened the door. Inside was a yellow tiger skin and a green tiger skin. Compared with Xuanfeng, the small eyes and beak were very small, maybe it was bought just now. The relationship between the hair and the hair was wet into strands, and the two huddled in the corner, shivering.

Xiao Xuanfeng screamed, flapped her wings and stood on Jiang Ziang's head, saying, "You have other treasures outside, my wife, you are not clean."

Jiang Ziang:?

Learn to speak now?

Will this be called wife?

Jiang Ziang glanced at the black dragon with a condemning gaze. Only when he transforms into form can he develop love for his own kind. Animals that develop emotions prematurely are basically misguided. In other words, in Jiang Ziang's view It was Chu Dai who forcibly adopted the weak cub as a child bride-in-law, forcing her to get close to her in the wrong way every day.

Jiang Ziang couldn't manage the adult's family affairs, so he got down to business: "Parrots need to be socialized and contact with their own kind, otherwise they will become withdrawn in the later stages of growth, difficult to get close to, and unable to survive on their own."

As he spoke, Jiang Ziang put another beautifully packaged small paper bag on the table, which was a newly customized parrot clothes.

Jiang Ziang wanted to grab Yan Susu to look at the details of the maid outfit, but Chu Dai refused when she saw Yan Susu spread her wings, and immediately put the parrot in her hand to prevent others from touching it.

Jiang Ziang suffocated: I'm just a fucking doctor, what about the two of you?

System: "In Chu Dai's eyes, you've become a kinky//slutty bird who can always do striptease"

Yan Susu scratched his abdomen with his small paws, pretending that he did not understand what the system was saying.

Jiang Ziang just dropped by to deliver things, delivered a series of items such as two parrots and clothes, and left immediately.

The two of them used to be single, and they exuded the same aura of loneliness, but since Heilong had the little parrot, that aura of the same kind disappeared.

Jiang Ziang sighed, feeling betrayed.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu are both tiger skins. Chu Dai grabbed the two little guys out of the air box with her hands and put them in an open cage. There was no response from the corner.

It doesn't make sense at all, but what Chu Dai doesn't know is that it's normal for animals to be afraid in front of the black dragon, and it's not normal for animals to yell "wife" like Pixel Suzi.

Chu Dai is not a warm-hearted person, after settling the two birds, she went to work on her own work, and left a hole in the study door to make it easier for Xiao Xuanfeng to run in.

Before she started working, she specially said: "I'm in the study, don't disturb me."

The tail is jumping and shaking: Come and disturb me~

……

Yan Susu adjusted her maid outfit, jumped into the cage, and tilted her head to observe Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu.

System: "It is detected that the host can download the animal language translation package, which has been automatically downloaded for the host."

With the addition of systematic gold fingers, Xiao Huang Xiaolu's dialogue is clearly visible.

Xiao Huang leaned against Xiao Lu, and whispered: "That Xuanfeng is not simple at first glance, it plays the master around, it is a guy with deep plans."

Xiaolu said: "The snake just said that the owner is a very fierce but rich guy. As long as we can please her, we can live a long life and become human."

Xiao Huang pecked at the feathers and said: "With Xiao Xuanfeng, the master will definitely not look at us. Damn it, it is a parrot's disgrace to actually wear human clothes to seduce humans."

Yan Susu: "..."

System: "Where there are birds, there are rivers and lakes. It's a lot of fun for birds to fight birds."

Yan Susu turned around in front of Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu, "It's really annoying, the master insists on putting on clothes for me, it's so uncomfortable."

System: Help, even the parrot has started Versailles.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu washed themselves in the water basin and shook their wings. They confirmed that Yan Susu could not understand the language between the tiger skins, and they changed to communicate in a language that Xuan Feng could understand.

Xiao Huang pretended to be surprised, and jumped over enviously to comb Yan Susu's feathers, "Sister, sister, can you teach me how to please the master?"

Xiaolu came over and said: "My sister is beautiful and beautiful, no wonder the master likes it, my sister and I also like it very much."

The previous owners of Xiaohuang and Xiaolu watched Gongdouju every day, and the two birds have already mastered it.

Yan Susu flapped his wings and flew to the sofa, yawned, and pressed the remote control with his paw, "Master likes birds who watch TV every day."

Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu looked at each other, knowing it in their hearts, they also flapped their wings and said: "Sister's feathers are so smooth, it must be the master who combs and caresses her every day. I really envy my sister."

The content of the TV series happened to show that the heroine was serving as a waiter at the banquet, holding a glass of red wine in her hand, blinded by the hero's appearance, she accidentally spilled red wine on the hero.

The male protagonist smiled charmingly: "Girl, you have successfully attracted my attention."

Xuanfeng enjoyed Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu's massage service, hummed a few words and said, "Master likes unexpected touches, you can pretend to practice flying, and accidentally fall into Master's arms."

"Master will definitely care about your broken feathers, put you in his arms, and hug you."

Little Huang and Little Green let out a cry of joy, and said in the language of tiger skin: "You are indeed a vixen who is good at seducing people. His tricks are like an old sow wearing a bra. One set after another, they are all vile thing."

"The master is so dazed that he can actually fall in love with this ugly blushing bird. It must be because the master has no other parrots around him."

"Let's take the opportunity to pluck the bird's feathers at night, the master won't like ugly and bald guys."

Yan Susu listened to the conversation between the two birds and burst out laughing.

Yan Susu didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, pointed to the TV series and said again: "The heroine is a child of a poor family, and she has never seen the shiny tie and ring on the hero's body. When playing in the music hat room of the hero, put these All the things are wrapped around the body, and when the male lead finds out, he blushes and says: "It just looks good."

"The male protagonist is very happy, and thinks that the female protagonist is cute and pure, completely different from those coquettish sluts out there."

Yan Susu said to Xiao Huang Xiaolu seriously: "Master's drawer is full of gold, silver and jewels, and he likes to dress up his little birds beautifully, so if you dress up well, Master will definitely like you. "

Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu hooked their lips into a smile. Sure enough, Xuanfeng, a chicken cub, was a scheming guy raised in captivity by humans. All his intelligence was spent on seducing his master, and he didn't even have a little bit of defense.

What a fool.

Yan Susu's eyes twitched slightly, "Master is working in the study, you can take this opportunity to surprise him and relax for him."

After finishing speaking, the scheming little Xuanfeng flew out from the window sill.

The system reminded: "Two tiger skins are not as wise as you, and they will tear down the house. You may only see two corpses when you come back."

The system emphasizes the word "wisdom".

Yan Susu thought not, "Xiao Xuanfeng can't see the bloody scene, the master will not give up Xiao Xuanfeng's playmate :)"

The system is helpless: I really think of myself as a bird.

Yan Susu found a wild beehive in the community in order to increase Chu Dai’s favorability, which exudes a sweet honey smell. The most important thing is that the bees have developed wisdom, and the honey brewed can relieve fatigue and delay the black dragon’s courtship period of dryness.

The bee buzzes and spreads its teeth and claws to guard the nest of the queen bee,

Yan Susu said naturally: "It's..."

The system interrupted and said tiredly: "Okay, I understand, leave it to me."

In other fast-traveling worlds, the system is always regarded as the guest of honor, guiding the speed to complete the task, but in Yan Susu, the system is a tool without dignity...

……

On the other side, Chu Dai gently tapped the solid wood tabletop with a pen to make a dull clicking sound.

Obviously the door has been reserved, why hasn't Susu come?

Tail: In the 10 minutes of work two, you have looked at the door 73 times.

Chu Dai turned the pen and signed the document, "I'm worried that that stupid bird will be taken away to make soup, she's just a little guy for fun."

Tail: With all due respect, master, you signed your name as Susu's name.

Chu Dai: "..." Damn it, come and disturb me.

What a blind little fellow.

Chu Dai is not in the mood to work, and the little girl wrapping her body with wings, watery grabbing the hem of her clothes, begging to be stroked is always present in her mind.

"Good master, don't continue, I'm so uncomfortable."

Hot nosebleeds flowed down.

Destroyed the image of the cold and domineering black dragon.

Just at this moment, there was the sound of wings flapping by the door, and Chu Dai, like Pavlov's dog, immediately spread out the documents, unscrewed the pen, and made a serious appearance of working seriously.

Two tiger skins dressed in gold and silver that had writhed through the dragon's treasure jumped onto Chu Dai's table, humming a little song proudly.

Little Green and Little Yellow shook the long feathers on their wings, and pecked at the gemstone chain with their short beak, "Master, master, do you like me?"

Seventeenth-century ruby ​​necklace, three collections of the 890th, [-]th collection of the Dragon.

Even Susu has never touched it.

Seeing that the master's situation was obviously wrong, Tail hurriedly said: "Forget it, forget it, don't argue with the two birds."

Before Little Green and Little Yellow got close to their master, they were immediately pressed against the table by an unstoppable force, making a piercing cry for help.

The wings were forcibly pulled apart, the feathers were messy, and the jewelry necklaces hanging on her body were forcibly torn apart one by one.

Little Green and Little Yellow looked at their master innocently, and said weakly: "Don't you like this?"

It's a pity that the black dragon couldn't understand the language of the parrot, so he locked the two chicks in the cage.

Tail: You have to love small animals, and you need to be gentle in your approach.

The black dragon who thought he had a wife sneered: Little animal?It's just a defective product that hasn't transformed yet.

Chu Dai added: "Except Susu."

When the tail heard the word "Susu", she became energetic instantly, and asked curiously, "Where did the little baby go? Dad really misses her so much~"

The system standing on the window sill with Yan Susu heard this and cursed, "Go away, I am Su Suzi's father!"

"Dad" is not a popular word among boys, all species want to be each other's father...

Before Chu Dai got out of the gloom of being touched by jewelry, she saw the little Xuanfeng, the size of a palm, flying towards her with a honeycomb ten times larger than her body.

The honeycomb drips crystal clear honey, which is sticky and sweet, even if it is not mixed with water, it will not feel sweet.

The dirty honeycomb was placed on a clean and tidy desk, and a half-dead honey fell from it.

In order to consider sustainable development, the system guides the queen bee and worker bees to another place to build a nest. After a period of time, they can eat brand new honey.

Queen Bee: Are you polite?

On the other hand, the panting little Xuanfeng, the feathers on her body were blown off, covered with bee wing remains, dead branches, and unknown black dirt, she looked very homeless and thrown into the garbage dump second-hand birds.

This is the little treasure of the Heilong family. How could he have suffered such a crime? The dragon's tail wrapped itself around the owner's waist in pain, and the tip of the tail carefully touched the bird.

Tip of the tail: It looks so painful QAQ

The dragon's tail, which can't even be pierced by bullets, saw the little parrot stung by a bee and said it hurts. No one would believe it, but the dragon's tail was really worried, and the owner of the tail was even more worried.

System: Only the world where I was injured has been achieved.

The lazy host just rolls in the dirt, messes up the feathers, sticks a little bit of bee remains, and pretends to be hardworking. Only a big fool like Chu Dai will believe it.

Never have any expectation on the IQ of the person in love.

Chu Dai was so startled by the honeycomb on the table that she couldn't speak, she almost couldn't hold back the calmness on her face, and said: "You...surprised me..."

The inside of the hive was treated very clean. There were no embarrassing bee larvae or worker bees intending to attack, and it was full of honey.

Yan Susu left the honeycomb behind, and immediately flew to the kitchen to bring a glass and two slices of bread. By the way, he used the tablet to find out the recipe for making honey cake.

……

When passing by the locked cage, Yan Susu mockingly chirped twice, and said, "I haven't seen you for half an hour, why are you so annoying?"

Xiao Huang and Xiao Lu said violently: "You lied to me, the master doesn't like to fly on the table wearing gold and silver at all!"

"That's right, the master almost killed me and my sister."

Yan Susu looked at the two stupid parrots out of the corner of his eyes, and said, "It's ridiculous, my wife is mine alone, and I really mind that she has three wives and four concubines. Is it possible that I want to share every bit of her love with others?"

Little Yellow and Little Green:!

System: You are the master of Gongdou, can you fight?

Yan Susu flapped his wings and flew to Chu Dai's pen, stopped, and said aggrievedly: "Just now I saw some younger sisters in the cage outside, what happened to them?"

Chu Dai put the honeycomb slices into glass jars and stored them. Under the light, they were golden and translucent, much like gold diluted with water.

The type that dragons like.

Miss Heilong was pleased, her little parrot must be sweeter than honey, I really want to taste it myself.

The tail flicked wildly behind him.

Chu Dai wiped the blade and said: "Weak and pretentious, can't tell the identity, trying to make a dragon like it, really stupid."

Chu Dai glanced at the dirty little yellow chicken, and said, "If I didn't worry about scaring you, I would have executed those two lawless birds a long time ago."

Yan Susu heard that she was frozen on the table, her little paws could barely support the weight of her body, and she said in fear:

"I'm sorry master, I shouldn't appear in front of you with such disrespect..." The little yellow chicken flew to the bookshelf and said disappointedly: "I think you don't like my dirty paws stepping on the table, please forgive me Me, don't lock me up QAQ"

Chu Dai was taken aback, seeing that Susu had turned on the faucet to wash off the dirt on her body, dried it on a white plush towel, and looked at her with aggrieved eyes.

Obviously he was the one who got the honey, but he was restrained like this.

Chu Dai reflected that she had acted too aggressively.

The tail dangled hurriedly on the ground, not knowing what to do to coax Susu down.

Chu Dai stood under the bookshelf, opened her hands, and said, "Come down."

The tone of the words is commanding.

Yan Susu shrinks back in fear.

System: "Did you become addicted to dog training in the last world?"

Yan Susu: "How do you know?"

She was surprised by the system's understanding of her character, and said, "Do you have any experience in this area? The main system has been tamed by you?"

Speaking of the sad part of the system, the system decided to ignore the host, left a small opening in the office of the main system, and said, "I'm at work, please don't bother me."

After seeing the host and Chu Dai, the system knew that the main system was refusing but still welcoming. It seemed that using the motherboard of the main system to open a barbecue stall was just around the corner.

Chu Dai said softly, "Susu, come down."

Still speaking in an orderly tone, her temples were dripping with sweat, and she said slowly: "It's dangerous up there, you haven't learned how to fly yet, don't fall."

Susu still couldn't come down.

Chu Dai pursed her lips and explained: "You can touch any of my treasures. Only you can roll around and play in it. No one else can. You are all exceptions to me. Come down, okay?"

The black dragon in the courtship period has countless ways to tie up the little parrot, and even use secret techniques to make the parrot fall in love with him immediately. It is impossible to live or die, but Chu Dai is not willing.

She likes this little guy, even if it doesn't show it, that damn tail is already like a helicopter propeller.

Yan Susu stood on the edge and said, "You need to prove that you like me, otherwise I will be afraid."

No matter what Yan Susu did, Chu Dai would never get angry, her bottom line was open to Yan Susu, and said, "What do you want?"

Yan Susu: "Longjiao, touch it for me. Tail root, touch it for me too."

System: "...Play or you can play..."

The feel of the tip of the tail and the root of the tail is completely different. The root of the tail is covered with a layer of soft scales, which is one of the most sensitive parts of the dragon body. Although the horns of the dragon are hard, they can still be felt when touched lightly. Whether it is advancing or retreating, only close relatives are eligible to touch it.

Yan Susu: I not only want to touch but also want to lick.

Chu Dai blushed and muttered, "I really can't help you, the fox's tail is exposed." Knowing that she fell into the pit, Chu Dai still wouldn't get angry, she opened her arms and let the little parrot fly into her arms.

The system has never thought in its life that a parrot and a dragon can be mosaiced.

In the previous world, there were cases where no mosaics appeared at all, but were still completely mosaiced, depending on the mental state of the host.

system:……

So do parrots have feelings too? ? ?The system knows that cotton swabs can be used during the courtship period of cats, but I didn't expect parrots to be able to, and parrots to be able to? !

The sound of the parrot is also strange and pleasant.

Although, not just cotton swabs, why would mung beans work too? !Simulated spawning?The system looked at the mosaic on the screen and fell into deep thought for a long time.

Is Chu Dai still a human being? Yes, Chu Dai is not a human being...

The system looked at the mosaic humbly, thinking that this was already the limit, until it saw the thin wires.

Before seeing the specific usage clearly through the mosaic, he was suddenly embraced by the main system behind him, "Duckhead, why don't you go to my office?"

The small system trembled and couldn't say a word, but the main system said: "Oh? It turns out that duck heads like wires, and I have a lot of them in my office."

System pupil quake: "Master Main System, I am applying for the System Rights Protection Law, and the plan is in the process of approval. Please don't act rashly..."

The main system smiled charmingly, "Duck head, did I force you?"

The small system blah blah.

……

Yan Susu didn't expect that this would work. He got his wish and touched the base of the tail and the cold dragon's horns. It was obsidian texture, and the hands were a little rough. The parrot's tongue was also a little rough. complement each other.

To celebrate the first intimate contact, Chu Dai made three ovens full of honey cakes according to the recipe provided by Yan Susu.

The cake is fragrant and soft, with a dense taste. After being frozen in the refrigerator for a while, the taste is even more unique. You will not feel greasy after eating more than half of it in one go.

Yan Susu, who needed a lot of food, ate it all in one go, patting his belly with his wings contentedly.

Chu Dai looked at her with a half-smile, "Honey has the effect of moistening the intestines, so take it easy."

Chu Dai's original intention was to make a little joke between lovers, but she didn't expect the little parrot with a delicate stomach to wake up abruptly in the middle of the night in pain.

At first Chu Dai thought it was because she played too hotly during the day, but later she found out that she ate too much food to moisten her intestines and couldn't digest it in her stomach.

Jiang Ziang is not in the human society now, and Chu Dai is not a doctor, so she can only roughly diagnose the disease and take the boy to the pet hospital.

The sickly Yan Susuyu lay scattered on Chu Dai's palm, rubbed her small head against her palm, and said, "It's because I'm too weak. If I take shape, everything will be fine."

The system didn't see it: "Which aspect are you talking about getting better?"

Yan Susu said, "It's the difference between mung beans and strawberries."

System: Shocked me for a whole year, Strawberry.unlucky.

After Yan Susu uses this body, he often forgets that he is a little parrot. For example, when he goes to the hospital, the half-human tall German Shepherd is waiting in front of him, and the hedgehog who eats bad food is behind him. They are all hugged by the owner. It is really magical to act like a baby on the master's body with attachment.

System: "Yes, that's right, you can only see a veterinarian, because you are not human at all."

Yan Susu: "..."

There is a big difference between a pet hospital and a hospital for people to see. Although the surrounding walls are all white, they will print cute animal patterns to relieve the anxiety of the owner. Unlike traditional hospitals, they all give people a sense of seriousness and panic. .

The veterinarian is friendly and knows how to massage special parts to make them relax. He will communicate well with the owner. After the consultation, he will also add the owner's WeChat to answer questions at any time.

It's a different kind of pediatrics.

With the golden finger given by the system, Yan Susu can easily hear the conversations of various animals around him.

The injured German Shepherd lay on the owner's knee and licked his nose and said, "The owner said that seeing a doctor is too expensive, and he wants to send me out to work, but there is no dog cafe..."

The hedgehog replied: "My master's boyfriend thought I was too smelly and wanted to throw me away. My master is so kind. He blocked the toilet door and wouldn't shit on her boyfriend."

German shepherd: ...

De Shepherd turned his attention to the parrot in the hands of this fierce woman, licked his teeth, and rubbed against his master's hand.

The one leading the German Shepherd was a young girl, without makeup, very anxious, kept looking at the dog's wounds, and whispered hurriedly: "It's someone else's pet, not your freeze-dried one, don't look at it."

De Shepherd licked his nose and sniffed the wound with his wet nose. He felt that this minor injury was nothing serious, and the owner was too worried.

"That bird, the doctor's money is enough to buy you a few more, is your master willing?"

The voice of the German Shepherd is very hoarse, and to humans it is just a grunt of pain.

Yan Susu: "Of course I'm willing!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone including the doctor's eyes fell on Chu Dai's head. In the silent night, needles could be heard in the pet hospital, and the short, pretty woman's voice was particularly ear-piercing.

Yan Susu: ...Crap, talk about people.

The girl sitting next to Chu Dai glanced at Xuanfeng in surprise, "Can you talk?"

Chu Dai pulled the dumb hair on the top of Susu's head, pursed her lips and admitted: "Yes, I can talk."

Yan Susu's face flushed red, and she whispered softly, "She's not my master, but my wife, the kind that will get married in the future."

"I will definitely cure my illness. As long as I am not dead, I will be cured."

Yan Susu's abdominal pain was so severe that the whole bird curled up into a ball. The only way the system could open the golden finger to block the pain was a little bit better.

Demu didn't expect that the little parrot could understand what he was saying, so he immediately raised his head with his ears up, trying to smell the little parrot with his nose, but was stopped by the owner.

"Baby, the parrot is someone's pet, not freeze-dried, so don't make trouble."

German shepherd: ...

It was Yan Susu's turn to be sent to the consultation room, because this parrot was very good, and he could take a film directly without anesthesia. I only heard the cat who was locked in an iron cage not far away and received an injection.

"After a while, after recovering, I will be sent to work in a cat cafe by my slaves and become a petty kitten that everyone can touch. Damn it!"

"Who says it's not? The puppet cat in the cage next door is bald after being kneaded by the guests who come and go every day."

"Hateful human beings bury their ugly faces in our stomachs and knead our paws with disgusting hairless fingers. It's just too deceitful!"

"My servant is so bold and evil that he deceived the master. He posted photos of my private house on the Internet for a group of humans with perverted hobbies to watch together."

"I don't want to go to cat cafes... There are perverts who will watch me play Smelly, if they stink to death, I won't bury them :)"

Yan Susu thought, this is too real, she likes to rub cats and cats from the previous world into her arms, and make all kinds of kisses.

The results of various tests came out, Yan Susu was just having an intestinal discomfort, and he was able to leave after prescribed some probiotics.

The doctor asked curiously, "What did the parrot eat?"

Under the scorching eyes of the doctor, Chu Dai was unable to answer. She has lived for thousands of years and never showed embarrassment in front of outsiders...

"honey cake."

The doctor immediately raised his voice, "Can parrots eat honey cake?!"

Chu Dai's voice was very low, and she said with her nails on her cuffs: "Well, I will pay attention to it in the future."

Yan Susu said in a parrot voice: "I ate the amount of three ovens!"

doctor:? ? ? ?

Under the doctor's shocked and incomprehensible eyes, Chu Dai hurriedly left the pet hospital with the little parrot.

never in this life