Sick beauty self-help system

The wives in this world are the fiercest, with slender eyebrows, and the corners of the eyes are curved upwards. The pupils are bottomless black, which can absorb all the light.

The fingernails retain the sharpness of a dragon, and a pair of wings are eager to try, wanting to break through the skin cage and fully unfold.

The little parrot rested its head on Chu Dai's chest, and heard the strong heartbeat inside.

Chu Dai thought that Yan Susu was scared, so she poked the parrot's dull hair with her finger, "Didn't you just have a lot of courage just now?"

The little parrot fluttered its wings a few times and burrowed into Chu Dai's clothes. The wiped feathers were warm and fluffy, rubbing against the delicate and smooth skin felt strangely itchy.

Chu Dai sneered, if it was just a cowardly and stupid bird.

She was crazy to bring this guy into the house.

Chu Dai didn't eat the whole pot of pickled cabbage fish, and put the remaining half pot in the kitchen, and she can eat noodles tomorrow morning.

Yan Susu was dragged out of his clothes by his wings and placed on the soft blanket, only to see Chu Dai walk into the bathroom, and there was the sound of splashing water.

System: "I know what you're thinking, the bathroom door is unlocked."

Yan Susu's wings are weak and do not have the ability to fly. On the contrary, his claws are well developed and can run happily on the ground.

But at this moment, she was on a high platform, and if she accidentally fell, she would definitely break her bones.

As far as living beings are concerned, there is only Chu Dai in the house, she has no need to draw the curtain...

Yan Susu: Tears flow down from the corner of his mouth.

The system was furious, "Your task is to transform into form as soon as possible... Please don't just wait for death."

Yan Susu: "My wife and I are cultivating a relationship, not just hanging out and waiting to die."

Water droplets flow from the hair through the neck and collarbone, and finally drip down along the graceful curve, converging into a shallow pool of water under the feet.

Long's body is often hot and dry, and he likes cold water. Chu Dai soaked her body in the bathtub and sighed comfortably.

Sensing the focused gaze of the little parrot, Chu Dai hooked her lips into a smile, and her bright red lips occupied all Yan Susu's attention.

It looks delicious.

Yan Susu flapped her wings, but she couldn't fly into the bathtub to take a bath with Chu Dai.

In Chu Dai's hand, there is a net-shaped bath ball, on which is bubble cool mint rubbed with shower gel, and the smell permeates the whole room.

Yan Susu: I really want to become a bath ball.

The system said that you are good at this point, "After consulting the data, I found that the main method of transformation of ghosts is to eat."

The little yellow chicken opened its paws and walked on the kitchen chopping board, saying to the system in its heart: "As we all know, drinking goat's milk can't transform you into shape."

system:?

Yan Susu passed the canned goat milk powder and jumped onto the cauldron, half of which was still warm with sauerkraut fish.

Half a pot can cook twenty cockatiels.

Under the horrified gaze of the system, Yan Susu Fengfeng inhaled and feasted.

Not a drop of soup was left, and the pot was licked clean.

System: Is it in the river?I am not Miss Li.

Yan Susu burped, patted his stomach with his wings, and was only half full after eating.

This fish did not expect to be eaten by a parrot, and it was too little meat.

The little yellow chicken turned on the faucet, rinsed off the soup on the feathers, took the initiative to roll it in the pile of paper towels, and after finishing the feathers, it turned into a fragrant little yellow chicken.

The tail that fell from the owner was stunned.

The tail lay on the edge of the table, and hooked the feathers of the little yellow chicken with the tip of the tail.

The tail seems to be saying: Do you still want to eat?

The cross-section of the tail has the texture of meat, a bit like drained beef, with a bowl of thick bones in the middle.

The little parrot's face changed suddenly, and it kept shaking its head while flapping its wings.

You don't have to.

With the help of the tail, Yan Susu successfully stood at the door of the bathroom.

The tail was afraid of being discovered by the owner, so it ran to the sofa and pretended to be a pillow.

The tip of the tail shakes slightly: In the courtship period, dragons like active children the most.

Yan Susu: That stupid tail looks like a matchmaker who keeps matching up young couples.

The system frantically nodded and said yes.

Yan Susu: You are very much like an evil mother who sold her daughter to the bad guys as a child bride for a cow.

system:? ? ?

Why didn't you scold me when you mosaiced all night?

Chu Dai enjoyed the tingling sensation of ice water sliding over her skin, and her hair floated in the bathtub when she was playing, like scattered seaweed.

She never had the habit of closing the door to take a shower at home, she was the only one in this empty house.

A lonely black dragon cannot live in human society for a long time. It can only stay in one place for a few years and then move to another place. It is always alone and can never have friends in human society.

Since we have to part sooner or later, why bother to get married.

Because Chu Dai is the black dragon standing at the top of the food chain, no animal will take the initiative to approach, and even a glance makes her shiver.

That stupid bird was an accident.

It is estimated that he was born too early and the weather was too cold, so he was forced to lie in the palm of her hand.

Chu Dai came out of the bathtub, drying the water droplets on her body with her body temperature at will. When she released her nature, her eyeballs would turn dark green, and those eyes were staring at the little parrot peeking at the bath.

Chu Dai grabbed the parrot's wings, pointed it in front of her eyes and said, "You restless guy, a pet like you that can only survive by being raised by humans is born to please people."

It looks cute and clingy, but it is actually very ruthless.

The little parrot chirped twice, and rubbed against Chu Dai's fingers with red blush.

Perhaps the two of them are not human beings, so they can know their emotions from each other's state.

Little parrot: You hurt me, please help me rub my wings, and I will forgive you.

Chu Dai let out a sneer from her throat, walked into the bedroom, threw Xuanfeng on the bed, and forced her to spread her wings, revealing the soft flesh inside the wings.

One finger gently kneaded the root of the wing, and the other finger traced on the parrot's fragile chest.

The dark green in the black dragon's eyes was burning, and he said dangerously: "Do you know what you are doing?"

The little parrot probably lightly pecked at Chu Dai's nails with its beak. The wings were kneaded comfortably, and the little parrot made a humming and chirping sound.

The more the single black dragon looked at it, the more he found the little guy cute, so he gave up his obsession and stuffed the bird under the covers.

Turn off the lights and sleep.

Chu Dai is used to spreading her wings and tail when she sleeps, and the little parrot hides under the wings covered with fine scales, sticking out a furry head.

Chu Dai can fall asleep quickly, and sleep is just a small game for relaxation in her boundless life.

Chu Dai was confused, tightened her wings, patted the parrot, and said, "Call me when I'm crushing you, and call me when I'm hungry..."

Say the warmest words in the most vicious tone.

Old arrogant.

Sleeping until midnight, the dragon horns on Chu Dai's head were revealed for no reason, the bright black material was hard, shining like obsidian in the dark.

Yan Susu woke up from hunger after only taking a nap for two hours, slipped into Chu Dai's skirt in a daze, and pressed his hungry belly against Chu Dai's soft belly.

woohoo hoo...

Fluffy spread its wings, rubbed its body against Single Dragon's belly, and stuck out its tongue to lick it. In his sleep, Yan Susu thought he was sleeping on a big hamburger.

Hunger surged, Yan Susu opened his eyes, got out of Chu Dai's bed, and lingered to look at his disheveled wife.

There was no food in the house, Yan Susu searched for it and quietly went out through the window.

She couldn't use her wings flexibly and almost fell from a height. Fortunately, she was supported by a system, otherwise it would be another story.

The moment Yan Susu left the house, Chu Dai opened her dark green fierce eyes.

A cool smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Sure enough... this is an unfamiliar thing.

Yesterday, in order not to be frozen to death, I tried my best to please her. Now that I regained my strength, I left without looking back.

It seems that there has never been any affection between the two people.

Chu Dai stroked her unresponsive tail, wrapped her wings around her body, and fell into a deep sleep.

She is used to loneliness, but why does her heart ache when she sees the back of that stupid bird hastily leaving...

As long as Chu Dai thinks, no creature can escape from this house, even the soul can be imprisoned by her side, but she doesn't want to...

Since there is no fate, let her go.

……

On the other side, Yan Susu tried to fly two steps with his short legs, and landed on the balcony of the opposite house.

Five palm-sized white jade snails climbed on the railing. The meat was delicate and white, the color of suet jade, and they were well kept as pets.

The child did not close the plastic cage properly at night, and the snails crawled out. After a night of exercise, the meat of each snail was very firm.

System disorder: "No way, no way, can you drool when you see a snail?"

Yan Susu let out a stomach growl in disappointment.

system:……

The snail, which was nearly as big as a parrot, paused in front of the parrot, trying to get the furry thing out of the way.

Yan Susu: It is impossible to give way, and it is impossible to give way in this life.

Chu Dai lived in a detached villa area, sparsely populated, so it was not easy to find out her real identity. The condition of the house opposite was very good, and there was a blazing bonfire in the house.

Yan Susu: I have an idea.

System Block: No, you can't have it.

Yan Susu picked up the snail shell in his mouth, flapped his wings, flew tremblingly to the campfire, and threw the snail into it.

Jinzunyugui's pet white jade snail:! ! ! !

I never thought in my life that I could become a grilled snail.

After eating the special sauerkraut fish, the little parrot has a lot of strength, and it is not difficult to lift the snail.

The crackling of snails in the campfire was harsh in the silence of the room.

The house is big, the bedrooms are not on this floor, and the whole community fell into a deep sleep, creating an environment for Yan Susu to commit crimes.

Yan Susu picked up a few scallions from the yard, chewed them up with his small teeth, and sprinkled them in the grilled snail shells that were dripping with oil.

Yan Susu roasted three of the five snails, and the remaining two were waiting for his wife to make breakfast.

The parrot's claws are great for holding on to the shell, and the hooked one will pull the snail meat out and swallow it in one gulp.

Hot hot hot hot... really fragrant.

The white jade snails kept as pets are delicious to eat and drink every day. The meat is salty, fragrant and plump, and the spicy scallion is added to stimulate the full flavor of the meat.

When Yan Susu left his wife's house, he slipped on two gold necklaces and hung them on the family's balcony as a reward.

system:"……"

It thought that grilling the postcode on the host of the main system was already the limit, but it didn't expect snails to do it.

The main system sneezed in the office, hairs on the back.

The parrot spirit needs to consume food crazily to transform into form, Yan Susu flapped its wings and sneaked into the backyard of another house.

A gold ring was exchanged for four free-range chickens and one shelduck.

That family grows vegetables in the backyard and also raises an alpaca. Yan Susu didn't have the heart to do anything to the alpaca. After he swallowed the chicken whole, it was dawn.

Flapping its wings brings two more snails home.

When I go out to eat and think about my wife, my wife will definitely love her to death.

The system cannot look directly at the host...

"You are no longer the Su Suzi that Dad likes."

Although there is chicken sashimi in a certain island country, and the quality of the chicken raised by that family is also very good, but the system still cannot look directly at the blood-covered host.

Reluctantly use the golden finger to enhance the immunity of the little parrot.

It's your kind...

Little parrot: Hiccup~

After Yan Susu got rid of his hunger, he went home with two steaming snails in his mouth, and put them in the insulation jacket to wait for Chu Dai to wake up.

Chu Dai gradually woke up from her sleep, there was no little yellow chicken waiting to be fed in her arms, yes...

That guy is gone.

Chu Dai's good mood for the day came to an end, and a boundless sense of loss rushed over her face. Her tail was paralyzed on the bed, and the tip of her tail was shaking sadly.

Sad Tail: It's hard to be without a partner during the courtship period.

Chu Dai stroked her tail for a moment, her nails lightly tapping on the hard scales.

That little yellow chicken must be afraid, Chu Dai doesn't want anyone to be afraid of her, she just looks fierce, but she is actually working hard to integrate into human society.

Just looking at the prosperity of the world is already satisfying, and the restless hope in my heart can also be integrated into it.

The lonely black dragon only felt that he was absurd.

After washing, Chu Dai put away her four-meter-long wings, took out frozen hand-rolled noodles from the refrigerator, and prepared to make breakfast.

Today is just an ordinary day, no different from the past thousands of years.

Yesterday was just an unexpected moment in Longsheng's life that flashed like a meteor.

When Chu Dai opened the pot, she suddenly found that the pickled fish was gone.

There is a whole half of the pot, which can be divided into three meals, is it gone? ? ?

The tail suddenly turned up, comparing the shape of the wings: the little baby must have stolen it.

Chu Dai lowered her eyes and shook her head, then closed the lid of the pot, "Parrots can't eat these."

The picture of a parrot gnawing pickled fish with its teeth and claws stretched out in the brain should not be too beautiful, Chu Dai only felt pain in the back of her head.

This guy... what if he dies outside.

Tail: You can rescue her and bury her in a nice place.

Yan Susu: When I'm not around, you guys have already figured out where to bury me...

The little parrot fluttered back from the window with a hedgehog in its tail.

The little parrot raised its head and chest, and blew a series of cheerful songs from its throat, chirp chirp~

Good morning, wife.

Chu Dai was slightly surprised, rubbed the little parrot's tired wings with her fingers, pursed her lips and said, "What are you doing..."

The little parrot thought that Chu Dai was with her, so he spread his wings and played coquettishly.

Before Chu Dai could react, Yan Susu offered her the two roasted snails in the insulation jacket as if asking for credit.

The snail shell is roasted dry and whitish, the meat inside is very firm, and there is a layer of roasted juice on the top, which is fragrant and fragrant, and sprinkled with chopped green onions in twos and threes.

It has been many years since Chu Dai left the life of snails and blood. When she was extremely hungry in the past, she never tried snails after eating them.

Chu Dai put away the joy of regaining it, and held the parrot in her arms expressionlessly and rubbed it clean.

"Don't run around next time." Chu Dai said coldly, "If you don't change after repeated admonition, don't blame me for making you a specimen."

Yan Susu: "..." As expected.

Chu Dai sits at the table and the snail who is dying, you look at me, I look at you...

Snail: A scholar can be killed but not humiliated.

Yan Susu: Hurry up and eat while it’s hot~

The tip of the black dragon's tail was hooked to the edge of the table, and this tail was already skillful.

Chu Dai said solemnly: "You have entered the stage of transformation."

The tip of the tail touched the parrot's flying feathers with attachment: the baby is awesome, does the stomach hurt?

Yan Susu pushed two hot grilled snail shells to Chu Dai with his beak, looking at her expectantly.

Chu Dai wanted to refuse, but she honestly picked up the fork...

Yan Susu looked at the single black dragon expectantly, his small eyes almost became cross-eyed.

Chu Dai chewed helplessly: ...it smells so good.

It's a taste engraved in DNA.

After that, there were, but not limited to, mice, lop-eared rabbits, cicada monkeys, hedgehogs, owls, half-laid hens on Chu Dai's bed...

The single black dragon never thought that there would be such a day at home.

The collapsed black dragon put the little parrot face to face, and said helplessly: "I won't let you go hungry, you don't need to go out to hunt in the future."

As we get along longer, the single black dragon finds that this guy can understand human language and even read.

She put the tablet in front of the little parrot, Yan Susu held the pen with her paw, and typed: not hunting.

The more Chu Dai looked at this thing, the more it looked like a person, but she had no proof.

"Not hunting?"

Yan Susu ticked a box and said in pinyin solemnly: "It's shopping."

A question mark appeared above the head of the single black dragon.

Yan Susu grabbed the capacitive pen and continued typing: I bought it with your jewelry.

Dragon Tail:! ! !

The nature of the dragon likes shiny things, and it has no resistance to all kinds of jewelry. The memory of the dragon is very good, and it can clearly remember the style and placement of each jewelry.

What is missing is clear at a glance.

Yan Susu was the first thief to break into the black dragon's lair before.

Therefore, not counting the number of treasures every day...is a big mistake.

On average, every family in this community got a baby of the dragon.

The dragon's tail lost all emotion in an instant, pretending to be dead and hammering behind the master's tailbone.

After a while, Longwei clicked on the browser on the tablet and searched: How to stew parrots so delicious?

Veins popped out of Chu Dai's forehead, and gold and silver jewelry, rings and necklaces were randomly piled up in the drawers. There were twelve full drawers, and now there are only eleven and a half drawers left...

Although it was placed randomly, everything inside is priceless treasures, none of which are defective products of modern industry, and everything that flows out is of the collection level.

The black dragon waved its four-meter-diameter wings violently, and a hurricane suddenly rose in the room.

The little parrot screamed in fright, and after a while, the black dragon folded its wings, sat on the sofa without saying a word, and closed itself.

In the dead of night, Heilong prepared enough cash to quietly exchange for the lost treasure.

Residents of the entire community: ? ? ? ?

Should we call the police? ?

Yan Susu said to the system in his heart: "I cook for her, but she is not satisfied."

system:"……"

The victim, Long Mou, was really miserable.

After this incident, Chu Dai would order a large amount of ingredients from the supermarket every day and deliver them to her doorstep. After she ate a few simple dishes cooked by the little parrot, she would never forget them.

While cooking, the single black dragon looked resentfully at the stand-in literary Korean drama that became popular all over the Internet, and said helplessly, "Come here."

Chu Dai has never been in contact with too many ghosts, and seeing Yan Susu's appearance of collapsing in front of the TV every day, wanting|immortal|wanting|dead, she thought it was normal.

The little parrot flapped its wings and was able to fly proficiently. It landed on the desk in front of Chu Dai and pecked at the black dragon's tail.

Chu Dai raised the knife and dropped the potato chips, and the potato slices immediately turned into one-millimeter-wide shreds.

Eat home-cooked dishes today, vinegar potato shreds.

The single Heilong raised his hand to turn off the TV, and said sternly, "You can't watch TV every day."

After not going out to hunt, the little parrot has inexhaustible food every day and becomes more lazy.

Yan Susu typed a line on the tablet with a capacitive pen, "Stand-in Korean dramas are very good: D"

System: "...you kill people."

Chu Dai lived in the human world for a long time, she understood what the little parrot said, and said casually: "It's just a playwright's obscenity. Only spirits with immature intelligence will believe it."

The little parrot let out a series of pleasant mocking sounds.

The big black dragon who has been single for a long time:?

Chu Dai got to the point, and put the soaked potato shreds into the pot, causing a pleasant pricking sound.

The single black dragon said slowly: "You should have a rough estimate of the time it takes to become a human."

Although Chu Dai's voice was calm and calm, her tail was unbearably agitated, shaking afterimages.

System: "Come on, another old pervert."

Yan Susu shook her head, she really didn't know...

The milky white whirlwind squatted on the edge of the pot again, looked in the frying pan, and immediately burned its paws, screamed, and flew to the cabinet above its head.

Before the stupid bird flew down, the door opened.

It was a man in a suit and leather shoes, with a gloomy face, and he was carrying a medicine box in his hand. It was written all over his body that he was single for thousands of years.

Yan Susu trimmed his feathers, "These monsters are really miserable."

Laughing to death, I can't find a wife at all.

System: "You little parrot who is willing to be a canary and waits to die, how can you blame self-reliant monsters?"

The little yellow chicken's laughter stopped abruptly, "..."

The system you are very ky.

Su Suzi could not hear such words.

Chu Dai glanced at the man, and said calmly, "You came at the wrong time."

Jiang Ziang hurried over after smelling the smell. He has been single for thousands of years, and no one has ever cooked for him or invited him to dinner. He is a snake that no one loves.

The dining table in Chu Dai’s house is very large, from one end to the other, people with bad eyesight can’t tell the difference between male and female.

Jiang Ziang sat at the end, watching Chu Dai share dinner with the little yellow chicken.

Jiang Ziang was even more gloomy: Is this your attitude towards doctors?

Maybe it's because this man, who tends to be sickly, feminine, and gentle scum, has too much murderous intent and has been unable to smoothly integrate into human society. In order to make a living, he can only play the role of a doctor among monsters.

Obviously, the human society likes handsome people, but no one wants him to be as handsome as he is.

A timid man peed his pants on the spot and had a nightmare for a week, so he had to invite the old mage to come.

It is said that he was hit by evil spirits.

The little parrot stood on his wife's shoulder and gently pecked at the corner of his wife's mouth with its beak.

Chu Dai's ears hidden in her hair turned red, and she fantasized in her mind if she was a beautiful girl who turned into a human...

A beautiful girl who can eat two whole pots of vinegared shredded potatoes.

At the same time, Jiang Ziang was also observing the two of them. He knew that spirits had higher intelligence in the early stage of transformation, and would often use some tricks to attract the protection of powerful spirits.

Jiang Ziang dismissed this when he came, all the small tricks, in the eyes of old monsters like them, are small troubles.

Until I saw the little parrot holding a capacitive pen and typing on the tablet.

Pinyin is more proficient than him.

Jiang Ziang: ...

After the little parrot had a full meal, before it could fly to Chu Dai's shoulder, Chu Dai and Jiang Ziang entered a small room and closed the door, the parrot could only thump on the handle outside the door.

Yan Susu: "I suspect they have adultery..."

Yan Susu knocked on the door with her beak, in the past Chu Dai would open the door, but today the door does not move at all...

System: "Jiang Ziang is a doctor, don't think about it..."

Yan Susu said that the system was farting, "In the first two worlds, my wife and I played the game of doctor and patient."

The system slowly issued a question mark.

The main system stared at it maliciously from behind, and raised the stethoscope in its hand.

System: Host, I beg you, stop talking.

The system naively thought that after the host became a parrot, there would be no mosaic complex, but it didn't expect that as long as this person was alive, his mind would be full of yellow waste.

……

Across the door, Chu Dai was sunken in a chair, her eyes were deep, her scales-covered black dragon tail slipped leisurely on the floor, and she held a thin and long lady's cigarette between her fingertips.

Jiang Ziang put the medical kit on the ground, and took out a bag of colorful chocolate beans from inside his straight suit.

Just when Chu Dai thought he would share it with herself, Jiang Ziang tore open the package and poured it all into his mouth.

In order to repay him for not giving him a meal just now.

Obviously the image of an elite in the industry, his words and deeds are always full of non-human mental retardation.

After Quack finished eating, Jiang Ziang narrowed his eyes and said, "Do you want that parrot to transform as soon as possible?"

Chu Dai nodded and said yes, tapped her finger on the table lightly, making a rattling sound, "I'm coming to courtship soon, and I need a child by my side."

Parrots can quickly reach adulthood, transforming into the image of a normal adult.

Jiang Ziang thought that the black dragon had been single for too long, and said in disbelief: "Generally, it takes a hundred years for a spirit to transform into a monster. You can make an appointment for No. 11 courtship period..."

Chu Dai shook her head and said no.

When she closed her eyes, the little parrot made a slight panting sound when its wings were kneaded, combined with the parrot's unique ethereal voice, it was almost like a girl coquettishly acting coquettishly under her hands.

Xiao Xuanfeng was under the shower, her feathers were drenched, she would find a towel to cover her body, only her head was exposed, she stretched her paws into the bookstore, straightened her feathers, she would roll in the paper towels, and she would wash it after drying. into her arms.

He is a very sensible and clingy child.

If it turns into a human... the milky white skin is the best suet jade under the light, and the cheeks are flushed with powder.Lying on the bed with no clothes on, the bright yellow wings behind the full screen can barely cover the body parts.

The first person you see when the spirit transforms into form will be recognized as the closest person in this life, and you will offer all your treasures to seek the other person's heart.

The single black dragon closed his eyes, and when he thought of the little girl fluttering her wings and handing him the complete feather that had just fallen as a treasure, he let out a satisfied sigh.

The girl bit her lip, lying on the black dragon in the courtship period, her fingers trembling and holding the horns of the black dragon in fear, and tears from the corners of her eyes, being bullied hard.

"Sister, don't come... It's so uncomfortable..."

The single black dragon thinks he can do it.

Jiang Ziang couldn't stand it any longer, so he tapped the black walnut table with his knuckles.

With a look of disbelief, "My lord, what are you thinking?" What are you thinking, is it serious?

There is no need to show the sour smell unique to lovers in front of a person who has been alone for thousands of years...

Jiang Ziang only thought it was ridiculous, he had already started fantasizing about married life even though he hadn't chased him down yet.

Love makes people lose their wits, and this is the first time they have seen her like this.

The single black dragon opened his eyes, the attachment and love that had not dissipated in his eyes.

Jiang Ziang: "The only way to speed up the transformation is to take in more energy. Don't ask questions knowingly. You live longer than me..."

Chu Dai sighed slightly, the result was the same as expected, he took out two snail shells from the drawer and put them in front of the python.

Jiang Ziang:?

The two snail shells are the size of a palm together, with ordinary patterns on them. They are a species that can be farmed on a large scale, and they are not at all like the treasures that the Dragon Clan would collect.

Jiang Ziang stretched out his hand to check, but was stopped by Chu Dai, and said flatly: "My child gave me a gift."

What is Jiang Ziangxing talking about? Did you call me a doctor to listen to your chatter?

Chu Dai explained the origin of the snail shell to Jiang Ziang in detail, and two hours passed unknowingly.

Only then did Jiang Ziang realize, "So this is a symbol of your love?"

The single black dragon nodded, "If the parrot doesn't like me, it's impossible to share food with me, so she must be eager to marry me, but she has not yet transformed."

Jiang Ziang was shocked by this logic.

He took out dozens of small dresses worn by parrots from the medical kit, including decorations such as bows on the head.

Dress up as Prey, cure all diseases.

Chu Dai was also shocked, what kind of ghosts are in your medical kit.

The workmanship of the small animal costumes is exquisite, the lace is high-end, delicate and smooth to the touch, and every stitch and thread is hand-knitted. Chu Dai took out a fingernail-sized ruby ​​from the drawer and threw it to him.

"Hope you deliver on time every week."

Jiang Ziang said respectfully, "Okay, my lord." You are addicted and there is no cure.

While the two were discussing, Chu Dai's cell phone beeped harshly.

At the same time, Jiang Ziang's mobile phone also issued the same alarm sound, and the two answered immediately, and a mechanical female voice came from the microphone.

There are spooky crimes in the city.

To a certain extent, both Chu Dai and Jiang Ziang are state officials who handle supernatural cases.

The two looked at each other, Chu Dai immediately opened the door, and said to the little girl who was waiting to be fed, "I'll go out for a while."

The little parrot chirped twice and shook the fur on top of its head blankly. The next moment, there was no one in the house.

I saw a huge black wing spread out in the sky, and quickly disappeared into the sky.

Since the little parrot came to her, Chu Dai has never left the house, leaving her at home alone...

Chu Dai is worried.

Maybe this little guy would think that he would run around the house in a panic, would be scared by the neighbor's big dog, would be hungry and rummage through the refrigerator...

Chu Dai felt pain in her heart, but her face was cold and murderous.

The violence in the black dragon's bones is fully displayed in front of the enemy.

She didn't dare to let the little parrot see herself like this, her body was covered with the blood of the enemy, her eyes were like green tourmalines, and the surface of her white skin was covered with a layer of thin scales, making it indestructible.

Her little parrot is still waiting for her at home.

……

Yan Susu whistled, skillfully turned on the TV, and watched the stand-in Korean drama with the system.

Yan Susu snatched the taro mash red bean matcha flavored lollipops newly released in the system, "So you also make normal flavors?"

The system said contemptuously, "Take a bite and try."

Yan Susu took a hard bite in his mind, good guy, it's filled with chilli sauce.

It's really worthy of being produced by the system.

The parrot was leaning on the pillow, watching TV intently, spread its short legs in a disgraceful manner, and complained:

"I knew I should have pretended to be a terminally ill patient in the last world. When Ms. Lin found out that I was Bai Yueguang, I had a car accident. Before I died, I said in Ms. Lin's arms: Hehe, I can't guess that I am Bai Yueguang~"

system:……

System: Are you related to the previous host?

Why are they all the same dog.

The system flipped through the information and said: "According to the plot, the surrounding residents know that there is a dragon in your house, which has attracted the attention of various forces, and they all want to bite a piece of meat from you."

Yan Susu's attention is all on the stand-in drama, his mind is full of replays from the previous world, and the words of the system are like deaf ears.

The system turned off the TV angrily, "As a delicate and fragile little parrot, you should take the initiative to fight for the right to survive and show off your muscles to all forces."

Xiao Xuanfeng, who was on the huge sofa, sat up startled in a dying condition, and after two quacks, she walked towards the door.

The system said: "The black dragon is not at home, someone has performed illusions in the house."

Yan Susu flapped his wings and stood in the cabinet next to the door. It was a wooden door that opened in opposite directions. Although there was a small garden in front of it, the garden was only separated from the outside world by an iron fence, which was useless.

Yan Susu only heard a slight buzzing sound from outside, the door shook violently for a moment, and then calmed down.

There was a light knock on the door, "I'm back, open the door for me."

It was Chu Dai's voice.

Yan Susu subconsciously wanted to jump on the doorknob with his little paw, and immediately bounced back, saying in a human voice, "Go away, I have a rich woman, I don't care about you."

The real version of the little rabbit obediently don't open the door.

System: "You can talk?!"

Yan Susu was right, absorbing nutrients from the side of the black dragon, coupled with eating crazily every day, the little parrot has already started to speak human words.

The door continued to knock, and the voice was slightly urgent: "I'm Chu Dai, I don't have a key with me, can you open the door for me?"

The door: "Little guy, I know you like me. If we had a previous life, we must be a couple that everyone envies."

Yan Susu flapped his wings, and the parrot looked fierce, "Fuck your mother, you thought I was Bai Yueguang's substitute in your previous life, and after you found out the truth, you were like a dog licking every day."

"I'm talking about dog licking in the true sense, the kind that kisses the instep."

Door:? ? ?

There was a strong wind outside the door, and the door became heartbroken, "I rescued you from the wind and rain, thinking that you would have a little gratitude for me, but I didn't expect that you wouldn't even open the door..."

"Baby, I know there are other people in the family, but I just want to go home and pack up my belongings. I hope you can be happy."

Shushu outside the door has self-awareness and is capable of simple thinking. He concluded that a parrot with simple intelligence must not be able to think deeply about danger.

He didn't expect...the parrot could actually speak human words.

It seems that the dragon is really not simple.

Yan Susu knocked on the door with his bird's beak, "My wife knows that I am outside, and someone will definitely pin me down on the bed for three days and three nights."

"You are too unskilled in this business, I am worried that you will starve to death."

Door:? ? ?

Yan Susu spat, "Spicy chicken, you are really capable of picking on my wife to bully the weak when she is not at home."

"There is one thing to say, the ones who trick children into opening the door are all garbage, the whole family is garbage, and the things in your ancestral grave are also garbage."

Door:……

The illusion was scolded for being autistic, and the voice gradually became terrifying: "Do you think Chu Dai will come back alive? You will see her dead body soon."

"I will slowly erode the house, eat away this beautiful house bit by bit, and then drive you little bird to the brink."

"You will beg me to eat you quickly."

Yan Susuxin said that I was doing a mission, and I couldn't even die, how could the object of the mission die.

He knocked hard on the door with his small paws, quacked twice, and said, "I'm laughing to death, I rely on eating to level up."

"If my wife dies, I'll eat her body right away, and I'll beat you to death."

After Yan Susu finished speaking, he heard that there was no further sound, so he put his little head against the door and listened to the movement outside.

The system prompts: "Your wife is back."

Yan Susu: "Yes."

System: "Forbidden, yes, your wife heard you swearing."

Yan Susu: "..."

The illusion at the door saw a huge black dragon descending, and the black air all over the ground writhed crazily and gathered into one person.

Chu Dai breathed out the breath of the dragon, and the flames shot up into the sky for a moment, and as soon as the black air touched a little, the fire spread like a prairie fire, covering the entire room and disappearing in an instant.

Chu Dai's face was like sinking water,