Sick beauty self-help system
Chapter 38
Yan Susu thought to himself that he had seen a ghost, what's wrong with this fucking parrot?
The kittens in the cat cafe are not ready to be kneaded. Some male cats even have their testicles rolled up, and they even show their little lipstick in enjoyment.
How did it get to the parrot, and it became like this and don't touch that.
Chu Dai was walking on the road, grabbing Yan Susu's wings, "If I find out, someone will touch your stomach..."
"I haven't eaten human beings for a long time, so I don't recommend prescribing meat once."
Yan Susu retorted weakly, "Although the parrot must be touched..."
Chu Dai glanced at it unquestionably. This little parrot, which is neither big nor small, according to ordinary thinking, it is a great gift to tolerate this little guy staying by her side, and she wants to pick and choose.
But the single Heilong still couldn't get tough in front of the little parrot, so he could only put on an aggressive look, "No."
The little parrot weakly pecked her finger with its beak, "Thank you sir..."
here we go again……
Susu and Chu Dai are very close in daily life, but suddenly a respectful address makes people feel uncomfortable, neither yin nor yang.
Chu Dai has no choice but to go to the address given by Yan Susu with the bird.
After returning home, Yan Susu drank probiotics, and with the blessing of the system, he could no longer feel the severe pain in his stomach, so he had to pretend to be sick and lie down under his wife's wings.
The delicate and soft little Xuanfeng's blush has also dimmed. Even if the single black dragon is no longer a human being, he would not dare to do anything wrong with such a little bird.
Yan Susu fell asleep peacefully (in fact, he and the system were reading ghost stories in their minds, which frightened the system for a while, so they could only hide in the main system's office)
Chu Dai closed her eyes on the wide bed, transformed into the body of a huge black dragon, gently covered the young parrot with her wings, and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland.
During the day, Chu Dai and the parrot are in close contact every day, and at night, the girl in human form walks into her dream, with bright yellow wings spread out on the back and dragging weakly on the ground, the feathers are messy and can't even cover the body...
The parrot that turned into a human in the dream, without the habit of wearing clothes, rubbed its bare skin on the hard scales of the single black dragon...
Her lips were bright red, her eyes were like scissors, her shell-like teeth were slightly opened, revealing her scarlet tongue, "Master Black Dragon, you hurt me..."
The sleeping black dragon had a nosebleed, randomly found a napkin and stuffed it into his nostril to stop the bleeding, and the dream continued.
The delicate bird in human form curled up under the black dragon's broad wings, coquettishly rubbing its cheeks against the soft scales attached by the dragon, "Master Black Dragon, can I go out to work?"
Delicate girls are the most precious treasure of the black dragon. You don't need to mess with any worldly things, "You can spend your life squandering gold and silver, because I love you."
Tears came out of the corners of the girl's eyes, and she crouched hotly on the black dragon's cold scales, greedily absorbing a sliver of reason, "I don't want to be your canary, I want to go out to work and support myself."
As soon as the words fell, the girl in the dream offered a sweet kiss, held the head of the black dragon, and let the black dragon smell the fragrance of her body wantonly.
"I beg you, Lord Black Dragon, please grant me a short period of freedom."
The black dragon's emerald green eyes were deep and deep, and the breath of the dragon spit out from its nose, and said hoarsely: "As you wish, my princess."
In reality, the black dragon sleeping on the bed had nosebleeds pouring out one after another.
Yan Susu was awakened by the smell of blood, and vaguely saw a fountain of nosebleeds...
I can't read it, but I'm in shock!
Yan Susu hurriedly asked the system: "Isn't good honey able to curb the courtship of dragons..."
Chu Dai's appearance is very similar to the setting in an ancient costume TV series where she is poisoned with aphrodisiacs, and if she doesn't find a girl, she will explode and die.
Damn, won't he lose too much blood?
The system covered its face and couldn't bear to look directly at it: "...Maybe? Dragon blood is extremely precious, drinking a little will help you transform."
Yan Susu thought I was crazy, drinking someone else's nosebleed?
The system sneered: "You've turned into a bird and you've been doing pornography, what else can't you do?"
Yan Susu: "...you just want to scold me."
Yan Susu, who is obsessed with his wife, does not know how much the system has suffered because of the many tricks she played, and Yan Susu has never realized the learning ability of artificial intelligence...
Many times the system has tearfully accused the host, and before he finished speaking, he was called by the main system to go to the office to peel apples, although the system actively applied for the job of peeling apples...
Chu Dai woke up slowly. During the eight hours of sleep, she was always accompanied by a small parrot, with blush cheeks, soft lips, and the tip of her tongue...
Chu Dai lingers and forgets to return, which may be the reason why ancient kings did not go to court early.
She wants to become an emperor, and she also indulges in tenderness every day, but it is a pity that the gentleness in reality is not yet an adult...
Chu Dai tidied up the blood on the bed expressionlessly, picked up the little parrot to wash and cook breakfast.
Standing on the back of the knife, the little parrot saw the single black dragon put on a suit in a serious manner, combed his hair into an elite look, put on red lipstick indifferently, and made earrings made of gold. A little more expensive.
Yan Susu jumped onto Chu Dai's shoulder, and saw the tail swaying wildly uncontrollably, almost spiraling into the sky.
The tail was tucked up shyly, fully revealing the inner thoughts of this noble lady.
Yan Susu: "Master Black Dragon, did you sleep well last night?"
As soon as Chu Dai heard the familiar tone, she immediately coughed dryly, her ears turned red instantly, and she couldn't look at Yan Susu with her hoarse voice.
"Thanks to you, I have no dreams all night."
Chu Dai talked about him from left to right, put the parrot on the side of the dinner plate, poured honey sauce on the muffins, "How is the stomach?"
This muffin with honey is of course not a vegetarian breakfast. Chu Dai changed him to a chocolate-flavored muffin. The freshly baked muffin is steaming hot. Although it is soft to the touch with fingers, it can be chewed in the mouth and still maintains its flavor. With elasticity, you only need to chew lightly, the milky fragrance is overflowing, mixed with the rich chocolate flavor and the bitterness can emphasize the neutralization of the sweetness of the muffin.
The little parrot ate six plates in one go.
Facts have proved that the stomach is very good.
The little parrot said evil-heartedly: "You had a nosebleed at night, do you need to ask Jiang Ziang to take a look?"
Chu Dai coughed again, blushing unbelievably, but insisted on putting on an appearance of being pure-hearted and ascetic.
"I'm fine, thank you for your concern."
Today's little parrot took the initiative to put on a little cheongsam, with small buns tied on both sides of the hairy hair. The cheongsam is dark blue with dark patterns on it. The supposedly sexy little cheongsam looks cute when worn on a pet.
I can't stand someone's dirty thinking.
Chu Dai poked half of the parrot's ass with her hand, and put the fork on the table with force, making a clicking sound, and the temperature dropped several degrees in an instant.
"Half-covered, how decent is it? You are a parrot of a good family, how can you dress so revealingly?"
Yan Susu: ...?
What do you think of the naked sparrow outside?
Talking about the gray magpie outside making a quacking sound, looking from a distance, there is no clothes worn by a gray magpie, it looks like the eye of a needle.
This black dragon has gradually become abnormal.
Under Chu Dai's strong request, Yan Susu had to change into the maid outfit from yesterday.
But Chu Dai picked another thorn at this time, "You don't think you don't understand the hint represented by the maid's outfit?"
A parrot is not wearing anything inside, only a thin black and white maid skirt on the outside, how can people not think too much about it?
Yan Susu: When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem.
The little parrot found a doll collar skirt in the gift bag. The white doll is paired with a red skirt, which looks pure and cute. Chu Dai is very satisfied with it, but the problem is still...
Parrots can't wear nothing.
Chu Dai's mind is full of the sweet and charming girl in her sleep, who is panting gently on her cold scales.
Looking at the palm-sized cockatiel in front of him, holding a small skirt in his mouth, and about to change into it, the nosebleeds dripped down again.
Yan Susu was numb.
In the end, the system couldn't stand it and said: "At the bottom of the bag, Jiang Ziang thoughtfully put a diaper specially for parrots. Parrots are rectal animals, so I am worried that you will drag them around."
The old black snake who has been lonely for thousands of years is very hardworking.
Chu Dai reluctantly agreed with the little parrot to go out when she saw the "Fat Ci" who could perfectly wrap the "sensitive" parts.
That way you won't be taken advantage of by bad guys.
Yan Susu stood on Chu Dai's shoulders without love, and went to inspect the parrot-themed coffee shop together.
The two little yellow and green parrots sent by Jiang Ziang at home were taken together in the air box, and Chu Dai made up her mind to give these two parrots, who did not know how to seduce the black dragon, to the coffee shop.
The black dragon tail will not appear in the eyes of mortals, only Yan Susu and Chu Dai can see it. The tail reluctantly uses the tip of the tail to hook the longest flying feather on Yan Susu's wing.
The tip of the tail seems to say: Do you want me QAQ
The little parrot flapped its wings, "No, there is everything in the dream."
……
Yan Susu watched the whole process of Chu Dai's dream from the perspective of God, and even opened the golden finger, and took the initiative to go in and perform a part.
The dream that could be ended in two hours was abruptly turned into eight hours. In other words, Chu Dai didn't sleep all night, and she was busy with nosebleeds.
Yan Susu pecked at Chu Dai's sun with her bird's beak, and pretended to be a clingy, well-behaved and sensible pet with the frame of her glasses.
The little green and little yellow in the cage cursed: "You are too much, everyone should benefit from each other, why should only you be taken care of by the master."
Yan Susu cursed back in a language that the two budgerigars could understand, "I am not dead, you are concubines after all."
Little green and little yellow:? ? ?
Although this is a parrot cafe, there are many well-known small pets, such as guinea pigs, little sweet pigs, little hedgehogs, etc...
The sanitation in the cafe is very good without too much smell.
The parrots inside are hand-raised and clingy, and they wear diapers to prevent the guests from spoiling the interest at any time.
Chu Dai was very satisfied with this.
She didn't want the little parrot to work in front of a naked animal. Even if it was to integrate into society, an animal without clothes would spoil her.
The main audience of the coffee shop is young girls. Many of them come to check in and take pictures. They are not very old and like small animals. In addition, there are staff watching, so they will not bully small animals.
In order to ensure a good experience for every guest, the cafe has limited the flow of people, so that the parrots can also have a chance to catch their breath and not be scared to run around.
Chu Dai made an appointment as the store manager. The store manager is a woman under 30 years old, wearing a pink apron, and standing on her shoulder is a black phoenix called Sunflower.
Standing in the store, Chu Dai immediately attracted the attention of most people. She has a strong aura, like a domineering president who came out of a novel. The material of the bag hanging on her forearm is very special, a bit like a crocodile. Hide, but more like the hide of some sort of scaled animal.
The noble and proud woman was invited by the store manager to sit on the sofa, and the little parrot jumped off her shoulder and said hello to the sunflower in the store manager's house.
The store manager Jiang Qianqian was puzzled: "Normative families would not send parrots here to work. Our store can only spend a lot of money to raise hand-raised parrots. Adult parrots have no relatives at all, which makes you laugh."
Chu Dai stroked Susu's head with her fingertips, and said slowly: "She will be obsessed with watching TV when she is alone at home. I am worried that her personality will become withdrawn, so I will ask the boss to take care of her."
Since she didn't let Susu go out to hunt, Susu watched at least thirteen hours of Korean dramas at home every day.
From the stand-in of the rich and the young, I have seen the counterattack and become a movie queen, and other illusory Korean dramas.
She worried that Susu's IQ would be affected if she watched too much.
The store manager was speechless, so he had to continue to introduce the characteristics of the store to the guests.
The trained parrot took the initiative to stand on the guest's table and lowered its head to ask for petting. The guest was screamed by the cute little chicken.
The parrots that were no longer afraid of people did not dare to approach Chu Dai. The store manager took the initiative to bring the peony parrot, but it flew away screaming.
The cry thought it was about to be stewed, and feathers were scattered on the wings, and the scene was quite embarrassing.
The customers in the shop became even more curious about Chu Dai.
Chu Dai not only put the parrot to work in the coffee shop, but also invested in the boss. Unlike previous investors who had calculated carefully, in the boss's view, Chu Dai was simply throwing money.
The boss couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
Before leaving, Chu Dai looked around at the hundreds of legally bred parrots in the store, and said, "There is a mixed flow of people here, can the quality of the staff be guaranteed?"
The employees are of course referring to parrots and other pets.
The boss hurriedly said: "Of course, the customers who come to the store are all high-quality customers, and we will not spoil them."
The boss still hasn't put away his smiling face, but he just heard a sentence from somewhere, "You are stupid, your whole family is stupid."
"Bounce back, hey, bounce back~"
"The rebound is invalid, I love to take a bath and the skin is good~"
Chu Dai slowly turned her head to look at the boss, and said, "The quality of your employees is worrying."
The boss was ashamed and could only explain: "People come and go, the passenger flow is complicated, there will inevitably be a few customers who don't pay attention to quality..."
Chu Dai looked back at Yan Susu who was standing on the hedgehog's back, looked worriedly, and said silently, "Goodbye."
Boss Jiang Qianqian: ...
She looks like a bad woman who hinders the young couple from living a sweet life. The boss saw tears in the investors' eyes...
Chu Dai stood at the door of the store for a long time, reluctant to leave, a pair of emerald green eyes staring deeply at the pink cafe, the bar counter filled with the aroma of matcha latte, customers turned on their mobile phones and took photos with the clingy parrot, there was Some guests will deliberately spread the feathers of the parrots and put them in uncomfortable positions, and then the parrots will flap their wings and leave.
It is simply the Goulan courtyard in ancient times...how decent is it!
It's because Xu Shi's sense of oppression is so strong that not only animals, but even people can feel it.
The sharp eyes were about to turn into substance, the little hamster was so frightened that he spat out the food reserves in his cheek pouch, and the little hedgehog shrank into a ball.
The boss opened the door in embarrassment and said, "Miss, do you need to come in?"
You've been outside the door for an hour...
Chu Dai glanced at the worried Jiang Qianqian, then at Yan Susu, who was having a heated fight with the little hedgehog, and turned to leave.
Just when the boss thought that the investor would give up his affection for pets, she appeared across the road.
Boss: "..." So why did you send Susu here?
The tail rubbed against her calf uneasily behind the owner, saying: "Susu doesn't want us to interfere with her behavior..."
The victim Long Mou: "It must be that I am bored, so I can't wait to leave. I really don't know the depth of the guy."
He thought that if he escaped from her side, he would be able to live comfortably, but he didn't want the gift of fate, so he secretly advertised the price.
It's just a low-level profession that sells its luster. No matter how nicely Susu put it, she just wants to leave her side.
What about making friends, what about making money... are all fake.
Long, who had lost contact with him, looked at the place for a while, then walked away sadly touching his tail.
Passers-by took a detour one after another, trying to avoid the evil god, and the wild cats on the side of the road arched their bodies and howled loudly.
Obviously they just separated, Chu Dai seems to have been separated from her for hundreds of years, the little parrot was still snoring under her wings in the morning, but now it is standing on the table and being played by everyone.
The victim, Long Mou, felt very uncomfortable.
The more I missed it, the clearer Susu's figure became in my mind. Chu Dai didn't know how she got home. She sat on the empty sofa and numbly turned on the TV.
She usually sneered at the nonsense written by these screenwriters. She couldn't figure out why Susu liked to watch it, so she watched it miraculously.
unstoppable.
At noon, the victim, Long, had the habit of taking a nap. She turned down the volume of the TV, closed her eyes, and let Tail go out to play by herself.
There is no tail of the parrot looking for a cigarette, but only find cinnamon and star anise in the kitchen.
Tail: Forget it, make do with it.
Seven hours and six minutes to go...
Chu Dai closed her eyes, and saw the transformed little parrot again. This child did not like to wear clothes in the past. He was wearing a red skirt with a doll collar, which was the same as what he was wearing today.
The little parrot in its sleep spread its wings, as if being invited by anyone, and how Chu Dai kneaded the roots of its wings at will, it was too much to bear, it would only hum twice, look with pleading eyes full of water looking at her.
"Master Black Dragon, am I beautiful today?"
Chu Dai pressed the parrot down hard, and said coldly, "Are you clinging to people like this outside, begging to touch them? What a shameless little fellow."
"I can't satisfy you?"
The tears from the corners of the girl's eyes turned into pearls, and fell to the ground with a patter, every tear fell on the fragile heart of the single black dragon
"Susu, don't cry, answer my question." The black dragon clamped the girl's chin with its sharp claws, forcing the disobedient little guy to look directly at her.
"I don't, don't talk nonsense... I really haven't been intimate with others, Lord Black Dragon, please take pity on me."
"I think you owe it//fuck."
The single black dragon's dream is full of mosaics.
……
the other side.
Yan Susu came out from God's perspective, feeling refreshed.
The system smoked a cigarette and instantly aged more than ten years, "Zai Zai, God's perspective is not for you to use like this."
Yan Susu stood at the highest point of the cafe, humming Doraemon's theme song, "You want to call me?"
System: Don't dare...
Yan Susu's dress is the most beautiful in the whole coffee shop, she is as big as a palm now, her feathers are smooth and smooth, she is big and fat, her eyes are black and full of light, she can be seen that she is well cared for by the owner.
The sunflower raised by the boss stood next to her, and whispered: "There are several tables of guests who want to order from you, so hurry up and fly around, and you can switch to snacks."
Sunflower doesn't know, the last time Yan Susu went to the hospital was because she ate too much honey cake, she died laughing, and other birds thought she was bragging when she said it.
Seeing Yan Susu, Sunflower was unmoved, and as a show of friendship, helped the little sister tidy up her feathers, whispering:
"The little Huang Xiaolu who came with you is a scheming whore, coaxing our boss around, even if he doesn't give you a small snack, he can rua casually, it's really annoying."
Sunflower added, "I was brought up by my boss. It's natural for me to be close to her, but what happened to those two tiger skins?"
Yan Susu was in a trance after having a good time in God's perspective, and now she was slowly concentrating, while Xiaolu squatted on the guest's teacup, spread her wings, and let the guest take pictures and touch them at will.
Little Green said in the language of birds: "It's simple to please humans, it needs to be like this..."
As she said that, Xiaolu stood on the most beautiful Tang Qing's finger, rubbed her head against Tang Qing's index finger, put the sugar bag on the table into her palm, and raised her face as if asking for credit.
"chirp"
The parrot would also pinch its throat and make a clip sound... Yan Susu was stunned.
Sunflower glanced at the newcomer, Bai Fumeisusu, and said, "Look, the guests are already screaming."
The guests at the table served by the green tiger skin screamed, "She can understand me, oh my god, this little baby is so good at hurting people, knowing that my coffee is bitter, immediately pass me a sugar bag."
"I really want to take this little baby home, oh my god, it's in stark contrast to the naughty son in my family."
"Little baby is so skinny. Did you get bullied? Mom loves you so much. I'll give you all mom's snacks."
Talking about the little girls at the table, they piled up all the parrot snacks in front of Xiaolu, and gently stroked her withered feathers with their fingers.
"It's too much, the little baby has signs of being pecked by other parrots!"
"Baby has a sensible personality and is too cowardly. If you encounter a bad guy who bullies you, you should bite directly!"
"Let mom see if the wound is okay, mom has alcohol with her..."
Xiaolu pretended to be pure and leaned on Tang Qing, pretending to hang down her wings, the feathers loosened and became messy...
Tang Qing immediately stood up and went to talk to the boss.
Seeing that Yan Susu subconsciously wanted to take care of her, Sunflower reminded: "This kind of bird is used to please humans, there is really no lower limit."
Yan Susu doesn't care about this, she is essentially a person, not a bird, and can be attacked at any time. Secondly... when it comes to green tea, Su Suzi is a professional.
Jiang Qianqian pulled the guest over, held Xiaolu in her hands, and after comforting her a few times, Xiaolu suddenly became energetic and flew vigilantly to the ears of wheat with a scream.
Tang Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and said worriedly: "This kid doesn't fight or grab, his body is full of scars, it's so pitiful!"
Jiang Qianqian waved and called Xiao Xuanfeng over, "Honey, did you cause the injury on Xiaolu's body?"
Among the three parrots, only Su Su is fat and strong, which is very remarkable.
Tang Qing looked at the big fat bird in surprise, and said, "You can tell you have a bad temper just by looking at it."
Yan Susu held his head high, "Yes."
Jiang Qianqian had never heard such a well-spoken speech...it was rare among human beings.
Tang Qing immediately attracted Susu's attention.
The sunflower standing on the high place looked at Susu worriedly, only to hear the nasty little green quack, "Without the protection of the master, she is just a stupid girl who refuses to give in."
It's not in vain that she has watched so many Gongdou dramas, and she understands that Rendouren plays it for her.
Yan Susu said in human terms: "Yes, I did it, do you want to hit me?"
The system can't listen: ...
You are a bit self-conscious about being a bird, okay?
Jiang Qianqian:?
Tang Qing, who defended Xiaolu, was shocked: "She can understand us!!!!"
It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites!
Tang Qing was stared at by Susu's dark eyes, she blushed unapologetically, and said, "I didn't mean to blame you...we are all of the same family..."
Jiang Qianqian's brain was buzzing. She has been raising parrots for ten years, but she is very clear about the brain capacity of these birds, and she can't get back to her senses for a while.
Tang Qing was at a loss and said, "Of course I won't hit you, but...but..."
But what... Tang Qing actually felt timid in front of a parrot.
Xiaolu stood on a high place, and saw that everyone's eyes were occupied by this stupid parrot that could only speak a few words, and it screamed uncomfortably, but no one paid her any attention.
Xiaolu can't accept this fact, she is better than all other parrots, why is she always overwhelmed by Xuanfeng!
The system touched the bird's head and sighed: "Maybe this is a dimensionality reduction blow..."
It's a pity that the young and innocent Xiaolu has not been severely beaten by the society, otherwise she would definitely know the horror of Su Suzi.
Yan Susu learned through Jiang Qianqian that this Tang Qing would come every day. She was wearing a khaki windbreaker, a cashmere scarf inside, and a big shiny golden logo on the lambskin boots. It was obvious at a glance that she was not short of money. the Lord.
Yan Susu said, "Give Xiaolu to her, that dead child is worthless."
Before Jiang Qianqian recovered from the shock, she asked, "Can you parrots also traffic each other..."
Tang Qing: "...ah, okay, how much is it?"
Yan Susu: "Don't look at me, your sister is very expensive, I can't afford it if I sell you."
Tang Qing's three views were shattered, she picked up Xiaolu and walked away without saying a word.
Originally, birds were not allowed in her home, but she moved out later, and was not yet ready to raise parrots, so she wanted to come to the coffee shop to familiarize herself with the habits of the chicks every day.
Xiaolu: You obviously found a rich owner, why are you not happy at all...
The green budgerigar made a stern face.
Tang Qing said as she walked, "It would be great if I could buy that Xuanfeng. It looks very smart, and the master must have taught it very well."
She stroked the feathers on Xiaolu's back and said, "It's a pity that the boss doesn't sell anything. It's a pity. Go to the store tomorrow and send her some delicious food, baby, can you understand?"
Little Green: I don't understand!
Little Green whimpered and bit the new owner's nails, and was ruaed by the new owner.
……
When Chu Dai woke up again, it was dusk, and it was two hours and seventeen minutes before Susu got off work.
The beauty and joy in the dream disappeared after opening her eyes. The girl trapped in her arms was forced to raise her neck, her eyes were in a trance and affectionate, her soft lips were bitten, and she had to be tortured in the end, bleeding from the corners of her mouth Nor can the malice of that finger be stopped.
Chu Dai calmly wiped away the nosebleed, and sat in the sunset watching the time worriedly.
The tail of the black dragon was held in the palm of the hand, and the tip of the tail scratched the palm back and forth, urging the owner to pick up Susu quickly.
Killing intent flashed in Chu Dai's eyes, she really wanted to kill someone, or do something else interesting...
For example, open Susu's wings, take a bite at the root of the wings, and listen to the cry of the desperate parrot.
Susu is much better than other vulgar animals. When she encounters torture from her master, she will not flap her wings and leave, but will just curl up and hide in the master's palm to seek shelter.
Little did he know that the master never wanted her to feel better.
Chu Dai didn't want to look embarrassed, she went out on foot, took out a newly made chocolate ball from the refrigerator and stuffed it into her pocket, the little parrot liked to eat it very much.
Chu Dai answered the phone call from Jiang Ziang, and the other party said: "There is something strange in the city, come to your meeting tomorrow."
Chu Dai absent-mindedly hummed, only listening to Jiang Ziang talking about some work matters. Recently, more and more monsters have transformed into monsters. These guys have not been controlled, and they think they have the absolute ability to surpass human beings. , they began to act recklessly, but they didn't know that in the face of real power, their little talent was nothing but a mantis' arm.
Jiang Ziang changed the subject and said, "I passed by the place where your children work."
When Chu Dai heard this, she almost crushed the chocolate ball in her pocket.
Jiang Ziang was full of praise for this, gratified like an old mother, "The parrot needs to look at it and communicate with the outside world in order to better please its owner."
Chu Dai was walking along the bustling street, all the prosperity in this world had nothing to do with her, the cool wind blew through her hair, blurring those sharp eyes.
Chu Dai said firmly: "I don't need Susu to do anything to please me."
Jiang Ziang had nothing to say, "I'll hang up first, goodbye."
Jiang Ziang pretended to hang up the phone, but the other end said as expected: "Wait, what did you see at the door?"
There was still an hour before Susu's off-duty time, she stood by the side of the road and didn't go in, it's not that she couldn't pick up the parrot in advance, but...
The little parrot didn't want her to be nosy, she wasn't used to the black dragon's desire to control the treasure.
Chu Dai struggled to find a bench and sat down. If she was filming a public service advertisement at the moment, the old single voice would definitely float over her head: "Busy, please be busy."
If you are shooting a New Year's advertisement, the lyrics must be: "The old man does not want his children to make much contribution to the family, it is not easy in a lifetime, just want to be reunited"
In order to make money, Jiang Ziang is choosing a suitable skirt for the little parrot, so he can only seize the few opportunities to make money and work hard to support himself.
Jiang Ziang said: "Your Xuanfeng and other birds have learned to pick up the ball. If you throw the ball, she will catch it back. Isn't it interesting?"
I heard that pet owners in human society want their children to learn this skill.
Jiang Ziang made up his mind that the black dragon must also like it.
Chu Dai sneered: "She doesn't need to learn the skills to please people, and I won't tease her to pick up the ball."
Having said that, Chu Dai noticed that there were many fallen pine cone shells on the ground, each of which was very delicate, scattered on the slate floor and no one cared, and was stepped on by passers-by in disgust, and would only roll away slightly. The whole will not be damaged.
Compared with ordinary plastic balls, pine cone shells are natural and very suitable as toys for parrots.
Her family Susu likes to peck anything that can be pecked with her beak, and it is very good to grind this thing, Chu Dai accidentally picked up the ball on the ground.
In the eyes of outsiders, Chu Dai's luxurious attire is far from the unpretentious pine cones on the ground. The dusty objects are picked up by her white fingers, forming a stark contrast, which makes people want to pick them up. Take a good look at those hands.
There was a man whose eyes were so dumbfounded that he almost bumped into a telephone pole.
Jiang Ziang heard no voice from the black dragon, "Hey, hey? Are you not interested? I'll hang up?"
Jiang Ziang put the parrot skirt on the handbag with a slight smile, counted the cash in his pocket, and showed a satisfied smile.
A flat voice came from the microphone, "You continue."
As a businessman, Jiang Ziang could only exaggerate the behavior of the parrot, bragging about not drafting:
"Don't refuse in a hurry, let the little guy go to work, think about it, the little parrot that has returned from school flaps its wings, and as soon as it sees you, it will fly to you. You stretch out your hand, and this little guy will stop immediately. Grab the wings gently in your palm, seeing you seems to see everything."
"You are the whole world of the parrot. When you throw the ball, the little parrot doesn't know that you are playing with her. She only knows that you have dropped something and wants to help you pick it up. For this reason, she can fly again and again, every time. The end of the flight is your warm palm."
"In order to get a reward for touching the head, the little parrot can endure the sore wings and try to please you in the air as much as possible."
"And the clothes she wears are a symbol of her master."
"The little parrot tries hard to learn to accompany the owner in the coffee shop, flips the book for the owner, peels nuts for the owner, and sings a beautiful tone, all of which are external expressions full of love."
"Are you considering ordering a little pink dress filled with love?"
Chu Dai stuffed a few intact pine nut shells into her pocket, which was very useful. "Sweet talk, the essence of profiteers is fully displayed, I want to order a set."
Jiang Ziang: Good!
The black tail covered with hard and sharp scales happily slapped a deep depression on the ground, "Alright, alright, Susu's going out to work is not to escape from you, it is a symbol of loving you!"
"Is the master touched?"
Chu Dai wiped each finger carefully with an alcohol wipe, raised her head and said, "Forget it, she has a heart."
Single black dragons are easily deceived...
After talking on the phone with Jiang Ziang, Chu Dai was in a good mood, walking on the road like a goose that won a fight, her mind was full of that cute little parrot, and after turning into a human, she lay down and fell asleep under her wings The soft waxy appearance.
In the dream, Chu Dai was always worried that the parrot was forced to open its vulnerable parts due to the lack of strength. Some Jiang Ziang explained that she was relieved, and it turned out that the parrot really liked her.
Passers-by around all looked sideways, seeing Chu Dai's appearance, and thought it was some big star out of the street, paired with huge sunglasses, and sharp nails that were not suitable for any housework, it seemed to become the focus of the whole street.
The two men whispered: "This kind of woman must be very picky in finding a partner, especially difficult to control. Listen to my brother's advice, never find such a girlfriend in the future."
Even though he was speaking, the man stared intently at Chu Dai's back.
Seems like an ordinary and confident pervert.
The man was fascinated by it for a moment, but he saw a dragon tail bigger than the mouth of a bowl emerging from behind Chu Dai, with fiery flames flashing from the tip of the tail, and the black scales shone brightly under the firelight, radiating an orange brilliance.
And those pointed and slender nails suddenly turned into sharp claws that could easily scratch the flesh...
The man's pupils shrank in horror: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh monster!!!"
The companion was startled, and immediately turned to look at Chu Dai, and passed out directly.
Chu Dai's tail swayed easily, and mortals don't care about dragon affairs.
Although Chu Dai was delayed on the road for a long time, she was still early when she arrived at the door of the shop.
Chu Dai peeked in from the outside of the floor-to-ceiling glass, but she didn't see her family Susu at a glance.
After Chu Dai had Jiang Ziang's explanation, she was not worried about sitting alone on the steps in front of the store, her tail happily slapped the ground, almost knocking the tiles into pieces.
The boss's point of view—the tiles were inexplicably broken, broken again, and turned into slag? ? ?
The boss was so frightened that he didn't dare to disturb Chu Dai, and saw the beautiful investor take out the usual visible
The kittens in the cat cafe are not ready to be kneaded. Some male cats even have their testicles rolled up, and they even show their little lipstick in enjoyment.
How did it get to the parrot, and it became like this and don't touch that.
Chu Dai was walking on the road, grabbing Yan Susu's wings, "If I find out, someone will touch your stomach..."
"I haven't eaten human beings for a long time, so I don't recommend prescribing meat once."
Yan Susu retorted weakly, "Although the parrot must be touched..."
Chu Dai glanced at it unquestionably. This little parrot, which is neither big nor small, according to ordinary thinking, it is a great gift to tolerate this little guy staying by her side, and she wants to pick and choose.
But the single Heilong still couldn't get tough in front of the little parrot, so he could only put on an aggressive look, "No."
The little parrot weakly pecked her finger with its beak, "Thank you sir..."
here we go again……
Susu and Chu Dai are very close in daily life, but suddenly a respectful address makes people feel uncomfortable, neither yin nor yang.
Chu Dai has no choice but to go to the address given by Yan Susu with the bird.
After returning home, Yan Susu drank probiotics, and with the blessing of the system, he could no longer feel the severe pain in his stomach, so he had to pretend to be sick and lie down under his wife's wings.
The delicate and soft little Xuanfeng's blush has also dimmed. Even if the single black dragon is no longer a human being, he would not dare to do anything wrong with such a little bird.
Yan Susu fell asleep peacefully (in fact, he and the system were reading ghost stories in their minds, which frightened the system for a while, so they could only hide in the main system's office)
Chu Dai closed her eyes on the wide bed, transformed into the body of a huge black dragon, gently covered the young parrot with her wings, and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland.
During the day, Chu Dai and the parrot are in close contact every day, and at night, the girl in human form walks into her dream, with bright yellow wings spread out on the back and dragging weakly on the ground, the feathers are messy and can't even cover the body...
The parrot that turned into a human in the dream, without the habit of wearing clothes, rubbed its bare skin on the hard scales of the single black dragon...
Her lips were bright red, her eyes were like scissors, her shell-like teeth were slightly opened, revealing her scarlet tongue, "Master Black Dragon, you hurt me..."
The sleeping black dragon had a nosebleed, randomly found a napkin and stuffed it into his nostril to stop the bleeding, and the dream continued.
The delicate bird in human form curled up under the black dragon's broad wings, coquettishly rubbing its cheeks against the soft scales attached by the dragon, "Master Black Dragon, can I go out to work?"
Delicate girls are the most precious treasure of the black dragon. You don't need to mess with any worldly things, "You can spend your life squandering gold and silver, because I love you."
Tears came out of the corners of the girl's eyes, and she crouched hotly on the black dragon's cold scales, greedily absorbing a sliver of reason, "I don't want to be your canary, I want to go out to work and support myself."
As soon as the words fell, the girl in the dream offered a sweet kiss, held the head of the black dragon, and let the black dragon smell the fragrance of her body wantonly.
"I beg you, Lord Black Dragon, please grant me a short period of freedom."
The black dragon's emerald green eyes were deep and deep, and the breath of the dragon spit out from its nose, and said hoarsely: "As you wish, my princess."
In reality, the black dragon sleeping on the bed had nosebleeds pouring out one after another.
Yan Susu was awakened by the smell of blood, and vaguely saw a fountain of nosebleeds...
I can't read it, but I'm in shock!
Yan Susu hurriedly asked the system: "Isn't good honey able to curb the courtship of dragons..."
Chu Dai's appearance is very similar to the setting in an ancient costume TV series where she is poisoned with aphrodisiacs, and if she doesn't find a girl, she will explode and die.
Damn, won't he lose too much blood?
The system covered its face and couldn't bear to look directly at it: "...Maybe? Dragon blood is extremely precious, drinking a little will help you transform."
Yan Susu thought I was crazy, drinking someone else's nosebleed?
The system sneered: "You've turned into a bird and you've been doing pornography, what else can't you do?"
Yan Susu: "...you just want to scold me."
Yan Susu, who is obsessed with his wife, does not know how much the system has suffered because of the many tricks she played, and Yan Susu has never realized the learning ability of artificial intelligence...
Many times the system has tearfully accused the host, and before he finished speaking, he was called by the main system to go to the office to peel apples, although the system actively applied for the job of peeling apples...
Chu Dai woke up slowly. During the eight hours of sleep, she was always accompanied by a small parrot, with blush cheeks, soft lips, and the tip of her tongue...
Chu Dai lingers and forgets to return, which may be the reason why ancient kings did not go to court early.
She wants to become an emperor, and she also indulges in tenderness every day, but it is a pity that the gentleness in reality is not yet an adult...
Chu Dai tidied up the blood on the bed expressionlessly, picked up the little parrot to wash and cook breakfast.
Standing on the back of the knife, the little parrot saw the single black dragon put on a suit in a serious manner, combed his hair into an elite look, put on red lipstick indifferently, and made earrings made of gold. A little more expensive.
Yan Susu jumped onto Chu Dai's shoulder, and saw the tail swaying wildly uncontrollably, almost spiraling into the sky.
The tail was tucked up shyly, fully revealing the inner thoughts of this noble lady.
Yan Susu: "Master Black Dragon, did you sleep well last night?"
As soon as Chu Dai heard the familiar tone, she immediately coughed dryly, her ears turned red instantly, and she couldn't look at Yan Susu with her hoarse voice.
"Thanks to you, I have no dreams all night."
Chu Dai talked about him from left to right, put the parrot on the side of the dinner plate, poured honey sauce on the muffins, "How is the stomach?"
This muffin with honey is of course not a vegetarian breakfast. Chu Dai changed him to a chocolate-flavored muffin. The freshly baked muffin is steaming hot. Although it is soft to the touch with fingers, it can be chewed in the mouth and still maintains its flavor. With elasticity, you only need to chew lightly, the milky fragrance is overflowing, mixed with the rich chocolate flavor and the bitterness can emphasize the neutralization of the sweetness of the muffin.
The little parrot ate six plates in one go.
Facts have proved that the stomach is very good.
The little parrot said evil-heartedly: "You had a nosebleed at night, do you need to ask Jiang Ziang to take a look?"
Chu Dai coughed again, blushing unbelievably, but insisted on putting on an appearance of being pure-hearted and ascetic.
"I'm fine, thank you for your concern."
Today's little parrot took the initiative to put on a little cheongsam, with small buns tied on both sides of the hairy hair. The cheongsam is dark blue with dark patterns on it. The supposedly sexy little cheongsam looks cute when worn on a pet.
I can't stand someone's dirty thinking.
Chu Dai poked half of the parrot's ass with her hand, and put the fork on the table with force, making a clicking sound, and the temperature dropped several degrees in an instant.
"Half-covered, how decent is it? You are a parrot of a good family, how can you dress so revealingly?"
Yan Susu: ...?
What do you think of the naked sparrow outside?
Talking about the gray magpie outside making a quacking sound, looking from a distance, there is no clothes worn by a gray magpie, it looks like the eye of a needle.
This black dragon has gradually become abnormal.
Under Chu Dai's strong request, Yan Susu had to change into the maid outfit from yesterday.
But Chu Dai picked another thorn at this time, "You don't think you don't understand the hint represented by the maid's outfit?"
A parrot is not wearing anything inside, only a thin black and white maid skirt on the outside, how can people not think too much about it?
Yan Susu: When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem.
The little parrot found a doll collar skirt in the gift bag. The white doll is paired with a red skirt, which looks pure and cute. Chu Dai is very satisfied with it, but the problem is still...
Parrots can't wear nothing.
Chu Dai's mind is full of the sweet and charming girl in her sleep, who is panting gently on her cold scales.
Looking at the palm-sized cockatiel in front of him, holding a small skirt in his mouth, and about to change into it, the nosebleeds dripped down again.
Yan Susu was numb.
In the end, the system couldn't stand it and said: "At the bottom of the bag, Jiang Ziang thoughtfully put a diaper specially for parrots. Parrots are rectal animals, so I am worried that you will drag them around."
The old black snake who has been lonely for thousands of years is very hardworking.
Chu Dai reluctantly agreed with the little parrot to go out when she saw the "Fat Ci" who could perfectly wrap the "sensitive" parts.
That way you won't be taken advantage of by bad guys.
Yan Susu stood on Chu Dai's shoulders without love, and went to inspect the parrot-themed coffee shop together.
The two little yellow and green parrots sent by Jiang Ziang at home were taken together in the air box, and Chu Dai made up her mind to give these two parrots, who did not know how to seduce the black dragon, to the coffee shop.
The black dragon tail will not appear in the eyes of mortals, only Yan Susu and Chu Dai can see it. The tail reluctantly uses the tip of the tail to hook the longest flying feather on Yan Susu's wing.
The tip of the tail seems to say: Do you want me QAQ
The little parrot flapped its wings, "No, there is everything in the dream."
……
Yan Susu watched the whole process of Chu Dai's dream from the perspective of God, and even opened the golden finger, and took the initiative to go in and perform a part.
The dream that could be ended in two hours was abruptly turned into eight hours. In other words, Chu Dai didn't sleep all night, and she was busy with nosebleeds.
Yan Susu pecked at Chu Dai's sun with her bird's beak, and pretended to be a clingy, well-behaved and sensible pet with the frame of her glasses.
The little green and little yellow in the cage cursed: "You are too much, everyone should benefit from each other, why should only you be taken care of by the master."
Yan Susu cursed back in a language that the two budgerigars could understand, "I am not dead, you are concubines after all."
Little green and little yellow:? ? ?
Although this is a parrot cafe, there are many well-known small pets, such as guinea pigs, little sweet pigs, little hedgehogs, etc...
The sanitation in the cafe is very good without too much smell.
The parrots inside are hand-raised and clingy, and they wear diapers to prevent the guests from spoiling the interest at any time.
Chu Dai was very satisfied with this.
She didn't want the little parrot to work in front of a naked animal. Even if it was to integrate into society, an animal without clothes would spoil her.
The main audience of the coffee shop is young girls. Many of them come to check in and take pictures. They are not very old and like small animals. In addition, there are staff watching, so they will not bully small animals.
In order to ensure a good experience for every guest, the cafe has limited the flow of people, so that the parrots can also have a chance to catch their breath and not be scared to run around.
Chu Dai made an appointment as the store manager. The store manager is a woman under 30 years old, wearing a pink apron, and standing on her shoulder is a black phoenix called Sunflower.
Standing in the store, Chu Dai immediately attracted the attention of most people. She has a strong aura, like a domineering president who came out of a novel. The material of the bag hanging on her forearm is very special, a bit like a crocodile. Hide, but more like the hide of some sort of scaled animal.
The noble and proud woman was invited by the store manager to sit on the sofa, and the little parrot jumped off her shoulder and said hello to the sunflower in the store manager's house.
The store manager Jiang Qianqian was puzzled: "Normative families would not send parrots here to work. Our store can only spend a lot of money to raise hand-raised parrots. Adult parrots have no relatives at all, which makes you laugh."
Chu Dai stroked Susu's head with her fingertips, and said slowly: "She will be obsessed with watching TV when she is alone at home. I am worried that her personality will become withdrawn, so I will ask the boss to take care of her."
Since she didn't let Susu go out to hunt, Susu watched at least thirteen hours of Korean dramas at home every day.
From the stand-in of the rich and the young, I have seen the counterattack and become a movie queen, and other illusory Korean dramas.
She worried that Susu's IQ would be affected if she watched too much.
The store manager was speechless, so he had to continue to introduce the characteristics of the store to the guests.
The trained parrot took the initiative to stand on the guest's table and lowered its head to ask for petting. The guest was screamed by the cute little chicken.
The parrots that were no longer afraid of people did not dare to approach Chu Dai. The store manager took the initiative to bring the peony parrot, but it flew away screaming.
The cry thought it was about to be stewed, and feathers were scattered on the wings, and the scene was quite embarrassing.
The customers in the shop became even more curious about Chu Dai.
Chu Dai not only put the parrot to work in the coffee shop, but also invested in the boss. Unlike previous investors who had calculated carefully, in the boss's view, Chu Dai was simply throwing money.
The boss couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
Before leaving, Chu Dai looked around at the hundreds of legally bred parrots in the store, and said, "There is a mixed flow of people here, can the quality of the staff be guaranteed?"
The employees are of course referring to parrots and other pets.
The boss hurriedly said: "Of course, the customers who come to the store are all high-quality customers, and we will not spoil them."
The boss still hasn't put away his smiling face, but he just heard a sentence from somewhere, "You are stupid, your whole family is stupid."
"Bounce back, hey, bounce back~"
"The rebound is invalid, I love to take a bath and the skin is good~"
Chu Dai slowly turned her head to look at the boss, and said, "The quality of your employees is worrying."
The boss was ashamed and could only explain: "People come and go, the passenger flow is complicated, there will inevitably be a few customers who don't pay attention to quality..."
Chu Dai looked back at Yan Susu who was standing on the hedgehog's back, looked worriedly, and said silently, "Goodbye."
Boss Jiang Qianqian: ...
She looks like a bad woman who hinders the young couple from living a sweet life. The boss saw tears in the investors' eyes...
Chu Dai stood at the door of the store for a long time, reluctant to leave, a pair of emerald green eyes staring deeply at the pink cafe, the bar counter filled with the aroma of matcha latte, customers turned on their mobile phones and took photos with the clingy parrot, there was Some guests will deliberately spread the feathers of the parrots and put them in uncomfortable positions, and then the parrots will flap their wings and leave.
It is simply the Goulan courtyard in ancient times...how decent is it!
It's because Xu Shi's sense of oppression is so strong that not only animals, but even people can feel it.
The sharp eyes were about to turn into substance, the little hamster was so frightened that he spat out the food reserves in his cheek pouch, and the little hedgehog shrank into a ball.
The boss opened the door in embarrassment and said, "Miss, do you need to come in?"
You've been outside the door for an hour...
Chu Dai glanced at the worried Jiang Qianqian, then at Yan Susu, who was having a heated fight with the little hedgehog, and turned to leave.
Just when the boss thought that the investor would give up his affection for pets, she appeared across the road.
Boss: "..." So why did you send Susu here?
The tail rubbed against her calf uneasily behind the owner, saying: "Susu doesn't want us to interfere with her behavior..."
The victim Long Mou: "It must be that I am bored, so I can't wait to leave. I really don't know the depth of the guy."
He thought that if he escaped from her side, he would be able to live comfortably, but he didn't want the gift of fate, so he secretly advertised the price.
It's just a low-level profession that sells its luster. No matter how nicely Susu put it, she just wants to leave her side.
What about making friends, what about making money... are all fake.
Long, who had lost contact with him, looked at the place for a while, then walked away sadly touching his tail.
Passers-by took a detour one after another, trying to avoid the evil god, and the wild cats on the side of the road arched their bodies and howled loudly.
Obviously they just separated, Chu Dai seems to have been separated from her for hundreds of years, the little parrot was still snoring under her wings in the morning, but now it is standing on the table and being played by everyone.
The victim, Long Mou, felt very uncomfortable.
The more I missed it, the clearer Susu's figure became in my mind. Chu Dai didn't know how she got home. She sat on the empty sofa and numbly turned on the TV.
She usually sneered at the nonsense written by these screenwriters. She couldn't figure out why Susu liked to watch it, so she watched it miraculously.
unstoppable.
At noon, the victim, Long, had the habit of taking a nap. She turned down the volume of the TV, closed her eyes, and let Tail go out to play by herself.
There is no tail of the parrot looking for a cigarette, but only find cinnamon and star anise in the kitchen.
Tail: Forget it, make do with it.
Seven hours and six minutes to go...
Chu Dai closed her eyes, and saw the transformed little parrot again. This child did not like to wear clothes in the past. He was wearing a red skirt with a doll collar, which was the same as what he was wearing today.
The little parrot in its sleep spread its wings, as if being invited by anyone, and how Chu Dai kneaded the roots of its wings at will, it was too much to bear, it would only hum twice, look with pleading eyes full of water looking at her.
"Master Black Dragon, am I beautiful today?"
Chu Dai pressed the parrot down hard, and said coldly, "Are you clinging to people like this outside, begging to touch them? What a shameless little fellow."
"I can't satisfy you?"
The tears from the corners of the girl's eyes turned into pearls, and fell to the ground with a patter, every tear fell on the fragile heart of the single black dragon
"Susu, don't cry, answer my question." The black dragon clamped the girl's chin with its sharp claws, forcing the disobedient little guy to look directly at her.
"I don't, don't talk nonsense... I really haven't been intimate with others, Lord Black Dragon, please take pity on me."
"I think you owe it//fuck."
The single black dragon's dream is full of mosaics.
……
the other side.
Yan Susu came out from God's perspective, feeling refreshed.
The system smoked a cigarette and instantly aged more than ten years, "Zai Zai, God's perspective is not for you to use like this."
Yan Susu stood at the highest point of the cafe, humming Doraemon's theme song, "You want to call me?"
System: Don't dare...
Yan Susu's dress is the most beautiful in the whole coffee shop, she is as big as a palm now, her feathers are smooth and smooth, she is big and fat, her eyes are black and full of light, she can be seen that she is well cared for by the owner.
The sunflower raised by the boss stood next to her, and whispered: "There are several tables of guests who want to order from you, so hurry up and fly around, and you can switch to snacks."
Sunflower doesn't know, the last time Yan Susu went to the hospital was because she ate too much honey cake, she died laughing, and other birds thought she was bragging when she said it.
Seeing Yan Susu, Sunflower was unmoved, and as a show of friendship, helped the little sister tidy up her feathers, whispering:
"The little Huang Xiaolu who came with you is a scheming whore, coaxing our boss around, even if he doesn't give you a small snack, he can rua casually, it's really annoying."
Sunflower added, "I was brought up by my boss. It's natural for me to be close to her, but what happened to those two tiger skins?"
Yan Susu was in a trance after having a good time in God's perspective, and now she was slowly concentrating, while Xiaolu squatted on the guest's teacup, spread her wings, and let the guest take pictures and touch them at will.
Little Green said in the language of birds: "It's simple to please humans, it needs to be like this..."
As she said that, Xiaolu stood on the most beautiful Tang Qing's finger, rubbed her head against Tang Qing's index finger, put the sugar bag on the table into her palm, and raised her face as if asking for credit.
"chirp"
The parrot would also pinch its throat and make a clip sound... Yan Susu was stunned.
Sunflower glanced at the newcomer, Bai Fumeisusu, and said, "Look, the guests are already screaming."
The guests at the table served by the green tiger skin screamed, "She can understand me, oh my god, this little baby is so good at hurting people, knowing that my coffee is bitter, immediately pass me a sugar bag."
"I really want to take this little baby home, oh my god, it's in stark contrast to the naughty son in my family."
"Little baby is so skinny. Did you get bullied? Mom loves you so much. I'll give you all mom's snacks."
Talking about the little girls at the table, they piled up all the parrot snacks in front of Xiaolu, and gently stroked her withered feathers with their fingers.
"It's too much, the little baby has signs of being pecked by other parrots!"
"Baby has a sensible personality and is too cowardly. If you encounter a bad guy who bullies you, you should bite directly!"
"Let mom see if the wound is okay, mom has alcohol with her..."
Xiaolu pretended to be pure and leaned on Tang Qing, pretending to hang down her wings, the feathers loosened and became messy...
Tang Qing immediately stood up and went to talk to the boss.
Seeing that Yan Susu subconsciously wanted to take care of her, Sunflower reminded: "This kind of bird is used to please humans, there is really no lower limit."
Yan Susu doesn't care about this, she is essentially a person, not a bird, and can be attacked at any time. Secondly... when it comes to green tea, Su Suzi is a professional.
Jiang Qianqian pulled the guest over, held Xiaolu in her hands, and after comforting her a few times, Xiaolu suddenly became energetic and flew vigilantly to the ears of wheat with a scream.
Tang Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and said worriedly: "This kid doesn't fight or grab, his body is full of scars, it's so pitiful!"
Jiang Qianqian waved and called Xiao Xuanfeng over, "Honey, did you cause the injury on Xiaolu's body?"
Among the three parrots, only Su Su is fat and strong, which is very remarkable.
Tang Qing looked at the big fat bird in surprise, and said, "You can tell you have a bad temper just by looking at it."
Yan Susu held his head high, "Yes."
Jiang Qianqian had never heard such a well-spoken speech...it was rare among human beings.
Tang Qing immediately attracted Susu's attention.
The sunflower standing on the high place looked at Susu worriedly, only to hear the nasty little green quack, "Without the protection of the master, she is just a stupid girl who refuses to give in."
It's not in vain that she has watched so many Gongdou dramas, and she understands that Rendouren plays it for her.
Yan Susu said in human terms: "Yes, I did it, do you want to hit me?"
The system can't listen: ...
You are a bit self-conscious about being a bird, okay?
Jiang Qianqian:?
Tang Qing, who defended Xiaolu, was shocked: "She can understand us!!!!"
It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites!
Tang Qing was stared at by Susu's dark eyes, she blushed unapologetically, and said, "I didn't mean to blame you...we are all of the same family..."
Jiang Qianqian's brain was buzzing. She has been raising parrots for ten years, but she is very clear about the brain capacity of these birds, and she can't get back to her senses for a while.
Tang Qing was at a loss and said, "Of course I won't hit you, but...but..."
But what... Tang Qing actually felt timid in front of a parrot.
Xiaolu stood on a high place, and saw that everyone's eyes were occupied by this stupid parrot that could only speak a few words, and it screamed uncomfortably, but no one paid her any attention.
Xiaolu can't accept this fact, she is better than all other parrots, why is she always overwhelmed by Xuanfeng!
The system touched the bird's head and sighed: "Maybe this is a dimensionality reduction blow..."
It's a pity that the young and innocent Xiaolu has not been severely beaten by the society, otherwise she would definitely know the horror of Su Suzi.
Yan Susu learned through Jiang Qianqian that this Tang Qing would come every day. She was wearing a khaki windbreaker, a cashmere scarf inside, and a big shiny golden logo on the lambskin boots. It was obvious at a glance that she was not short of money. the Lord.
Yan Susu said, "Give Xiaolu to her, that dead child is worthless."
Before Jiang Qianqian recovered from the shock, she asked, "Can you parrots also traffic each other..."
Tang Qing: "...ah, okay, how much is it?"
Yan Susu: "Don't look at me, your sister is very expensive, I can't afford it if I sell you."
Tang Qing's three views were shattered, she picked up Xiaolu and walked away without saying a word.
Originally, birds were not allowed in her home, but she moved out later, and was not yet ready to raise parrots, so she wanted to come to the coffee shop to familiarize herself with the habits of the chicks every day.
Xiaolu: You obviously found a rich owner, why are you not happy at all...
The green budgerigar made a stern face.
Tang Qing said as she walked, "It would be great if I could buy that Xuanfeng. It looks very smart, and the master must have taught it very well."
She stroked the feathers on Xiaolu's back and said, "It's a pity that the boss doesn't sell anything. It's a pity. Go to the store tomorrow and send her some delicious food, baby, can you understand?"
Little Green: I don't understand!
Little Green whimpered and bit the new owner's nails, and was ruaed by the new owner.
……
When Chu Dai woke up again, it was dusk, and it was two hours and seventeen minutes before Susu got off work.
The beauty and joy in the dream disappeared after opening her eyes. The girl trapped in her arms was forced to raise her neck, her eyes were in a trance and affectionate, her soft lips were bitten, and she had to be tortured in the end, bleeding from the corners of her mouth Nor can the malice of that finger be stopped.
Chu Dai calmly wiped away the nosebleed, and sat in the sunset watching the time worriedly.
The tail of the black dragon was held in the palm of the hand, and the tip of the tail scratched the palm back and forth, urging the owner to pick up Susu quickly.
Killing intent flashed in Chu Dai's eyes, she really wanted to kill someone, or do something else interesting...
For example, open Susu's wings, take a bite at the root of the wings, and listen to the cry of the desperate parrot.
Susu is much better than other vulgar animals. When she encounters torture from her master, she will not flap her wings and leave, but will just curl up and hide in the master's palm to seek shelter.
Little did he know that the master never wanted her to feel better.
Chu Dai didn't want to look embarrassed, she went out on foot, took out a newly made chocolate ball from the refrigerator and stuffed it into her pocket, the little parrot liked to eat it very much.
Chu Dai answered the phone call from Jiang Ziang, and the other party said: "There is something strange in the city, come to your meeting tomorrow."
Chu Dai absent-mindedly hummed, only listening to Jiang Ziang talking about some work matters. Recently, more and more monsters have transformed into monsters. These guys have not been controlled, and they think they have the absolute ability to surpass human beings. , they began to act recklessly, but they didn't know that in the face of real power, their little talent was nothing but a mantis' arm.
Jiang Ziang changed the subject and said, "I passed by the place where your children work."
When Chu Dai heard this, she almost crushed the chocolate ball in her pocket.
Jiang Ziang was full of praise for this, gratified like an old mother, "The parrot needs to look at it and communicate with the outside world in order to better please its owner."
Chu Dai was walking along the bustling street, all the prosperity in this world had nothing to do with her, the cool wind blew through her hair, blurring those sharp eyes.
Chu Dai said firmly: "I don't need Susu to do anything to please me."
Jiang Ziang had nothing to say, "I'll hang up first, goodbye."
Jiang Ziang pretended to hang up the phone, but the other end said as expected: "Wait, what did you see at the door?"
There was still an hour before Susu's off-duty time, she stood by the side of the road and didn't go in, it's not that she couldn't pick up the parrot in advance, but...
The little parrot didn't want her to be nosy, she wasn't used to the black dragon's desire to control the treasure.
Chu Dai struggled to find a bench and sat down. If she was filming a public service advertisement at the moment, the old single voice would definitely float over her head: "Busy, please be busy."
If you are shooting a New Year's advertisement, the lyrics must be: "The old man does not want his children to make much contribution to the family, it is not easy in a lifetime, just want to be reunited"
In order to make money, Jiang Ziang is choosing a suitable skirt for the little parrot, so he can only seize the few opportunities to make money and work hard to support himself.
Jiang Ziang said: "Your Xuanfeng and other birds have learned to pick up the ball. If you throw the ball, she will catch it back. Isn't it interesting?"
I heard that pet owners in human society want their children to learn this skill.
Jiang Ziang made up his mind that the black dragon must also like it.
Chu Dai sneered: "She doesn't need to learn the skills to please people, and I won't tease her to pick up the ball."
Having said that, Chu Dai noticed that there were many fallen pine cone shells on the ground, each of which was very delicate, scattered on the slate floor and no one cared, and was stepped on by passers-by in disgust, and would only roll away slightly. The whole will not be damaged.
Compared with ordinary plastic balls, pine cone shells are natural and very suitable as toys for parrots.
Her family Susu likes to peck anything that can be pecked with her beak, and it is very good to grind this thing, Chu Dai accidentally picked up the ball on the ground.
In the eyes of outsiders, Chu Dai's luxurious attire is far from the unpretentious pine cones on the ground. The dusty objects are picked up by her white fingers, forming a stark contrast, which makes people want to pick them up. Take a good look at those hands.
There was a man whose eyes were so dumbfounded that he almost bumped into a telephone pole.
Jiang Ziang heard no voice from the black dragon, "Hey, hey? Are you not interested? I'll hang up?"
Jiang Ziang put the parrot skirt on the handbag with a slight smile, counted the cash in his pocket, and showed a satisfied smile.
A flat voice came from the microphone, "You continue."
As a businessman, Jiang Ziang could only exaggerate the behavior of the parrot, bragging about not drafting:
"Don't refuse in a hurry, let the little guy go to work, think about it, the little parrot that has returned from school flaps its wings, and as soon as it sees you, it will fly to you. You stretch out your hand, and this little guy will stop immediately. Grab the wings gently in your palm, seeing you seems to see everything."
"You are the whole world of the parrot. When you throw the ball, the little parrot doesn't know that you are playing with her. She only knows that you have dropped something and wants to help you pick it up. For this reason, she can fly again and again, every time. The end of the flight is your warm palm."
"In order to get a reward for touching the head, the little parrot can endure the sore wings and try to please you in the air as much as possible."
"And the clothes she wears are a symbol of her master."
"The little parrot tries hard to learn to accompany the owner in the coffee shop, flips the book for the owner, peels nuts for the owner, and sings a beautiful tone, all of which are external expressions full of love."
"Are you considering ordering a little pink dress filled with love?"
Chu Dai stuffed a few intact pine nut shells into her pocket, which was very useful. "Sweet talk, the essence of profiteers is fully displayed, I want to order a set."
Jiang Ziang: Good!
The black tail covered with hard and sharp scales happily slapped a deep depression on the ground, "Alright, alright, Susu's going out to work is not to escape from you, it is a symbol of loving you!"
"Is the master touched?"
Chu Dai wiped each finger carefully with an alcohol wipe, raised her head and said, "Forget it, she has a heart."
Single black dragons are easily deceived...
After talking on the phone with Jiang Ziang, Chu Dai was in a good mood, walking on the road like a goose that won a fight, her mind was full of that cute little parrot, and after turning into a human, she lay down and fell asleep under her wings The soft waxy appearance.
In the dream, Chu Dai was always worried that the parrot was forced to open its vulnerable parts due to the lack of strength. Some Jiang Ziang explained that she was relieved, and it turned out that the parrot really liked her.
Passers-by around all looked sideways, seeing Chu Dai's appearance, and thought it was some big star out of the street, paired with huge sunglasses, and sharp nails that were not suitable for any housework, it seemed to become the focus of the whole street.
The two men whispered: "This kind of woman must be very picky in finding a partner, especially difficult to control. Listen to my brother's advice, never find such a girlfriend in the future."
Even though he was speaking, the man stared intently at Chu Dai's back.
Seems like an ordinary and confident pervert.
The man was fascinated by it for a moment, but he saw a dragon tail bigger than the mouth of a bowl emerging from behind Chu Dai, with fiery flames flashing from the tip of the tail, and the black scales shone brightly under the firelight, radiating an orange brilliance.
And those pointed and slender nails suddenly turned into sharp claws that could easily scratch the flesh...
The man's pupils shrank in horror: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh monster!!!"
The companion was startled, and immediately turned to look at Chu Dai, and passed out directly.
Chu Dai's tail swayed easily, and mortals don't care about dragon affairs.
Although Chu Dai was delayed on the road for a long time, she was still early when she arrived at the door of the shop.
Chu Dai peeked in from the outside of the floor-to-ceiling glass, but she didn't see her family Susu at a glance.
After Chu Dai had Jiang Ziang's explanation, she was not worried about sitting alone on the steps in front of the store, her tail happily slapped the ground, almost knocking the tiles into pieces.
The boss's point of view—the tiles were inexplicably broken, broken again, and turned into slag? ? ?
The boss was so frightened that he didn't dare to disturb Chu Dai, and saw the beautiful investor take out the usual visible
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