fake god

Shen Yuze wasn't joking. When the principal asked them to go to the office to understand the situation that day, the principal mentioned that Shen Yuze could prepare for the upcoming English competition with peace of mind, and he would not come to the monthly exam for a few days.At that time, Lu Ping was concentrating on eating tangerines, so he didn't hear the principal's words at all.

But it doesn't matter, I didn't hear it at the time, and it's the same now.

Originally, the monthly exam was supposed to be held last week, but there was a typhoon last week, and everyone had no time to review the exam, so the time was delayed by a week.

During the three days of the monthly exam, Shen Yuze did not show up on campus as expected.

Chen Miaomiao was very gossipy, so she came to ask Lu Ping why Shen Yuze asked for leave.

Lu Ping said sourly: "He didn't ask for leave, the principal told him to prepare for the English competition at home, and he didn't have to take the monthly exam."

"English competition?!" Chen Miaomiao realized, "Is it a speech contest for high school students in the city? The one where Senior Meng Xin is the host?"

Lu Ping nodded.

This English speech contest has been held for several years, this year is the tenth, and the venue is chosen in the auditorium of the Experimental Middle School.Jiaojiang Experimental Middle School is another old famous school in the local area. It has been in a competitive relationship with No. [-] Middle School for many years. The ratio of teachers and students, from hardware to software, from "the highest score in the college entrance examination" to "the online rate of a book" between the two schools ...In short, the smell of gunpowder is full.

The school uniform of No. [-] Middle School is blue and white, and the school uniform of Experimental Middle School is red and white. They are like fire and water, clearly distinct.If you meet on the way after school, students wearing the uniforms of the two schools must throw a few big eyes at each other.

Chen Miaomiao has always had a sense of school honor, so she said decisively: "I remember the competition was this weekend? I just don't know whether it's morning or afternoon, Lu Ping, let's go to Experimental Middle School and cheer for Shen Yuze!"

In fact, there is no need for Chen Miaomiao to say, Lu Ping also planned this way, but...

Lu Ping asked suspiciously: "This is an English speech contest, are you sure you can understand?"

"Don't underestimate people!" Chen Miaomiao said proudly with her hands on her hips, "I hired a foreign college student as a foreign teacher, and I have to take classes twice a week! Let me tell you, this English test When the grades come out, you just wait for me to overwhelm the whole grade!!"

She spoke with full confidence, and her whole body swelled into a big balloon. Lu Ping hurriedly grabbed her braids for fear that she would float up.

The monthly examination papers are graded very quickly, and the results of each subject will be released on the night of the examination.

Chen Miaomiao's English score was really "beautiful" - she missed a zero in the test paper with a perfect score of 35.Because she forgot to write her name on the answer sheet, she got no grades for all the multiple-choice questions, and 15 points was the total score of the last few English writing questions.Although I can't find the lost English answer sheet score, but I can only get [-] out of [-] in the writing part, which means that the multiple-choice part may be worrying...

Chen Miaomiao was hiccupping from crying, and it was said that she had a hard meal of firewood at home.

But put other people's affairs aside for the time being. After Lu Ping got the grade ranking, he immediately looked for his own name.There are only three classes in a grade in liberal arts, and his grades have always been in the middle. Other subjects are pretty good, but it's a pity that English is bad, and it is several points lower than the grade average every time.But this time, his English score actually caught up with the grade average, even a lot higher! !

For the first time since high school, his English scored [-] points! !

He has made so much progress, and the one he wants to thank the most is Shen Yuze who sent him the English textbook.If Shen Yuze hadn't found a way to get him the internal materials of Juanwang High School in the Imperial City and spared time to give him one-on-one tutoring, it would be impossible for Lu Ping's English to improve so much.

In the past, Lu Ping would tell his parents the results of the monthly exam immediately, but this time his first choice was to send Shen Yuze a text message to announce the good news.

Lu Ping:! ! !

Lu Ping: Guess whose English score has improved by leaps and bounds this time, by [-] points in one fell swoop?

Lu Ping: (*0▽0*)

Ever since Lu Ping and Shen Yuze set up (cross out) couples (/ cross out) "Daddy and Big Brother" text message package, Lu Ping simply let go of his hands and feet, and often sent meaningless emoji in text messages, and he was not afraid of deducting fees at all. .

Shen Yuze: ...

Shen Yuze: First rule out a wrong answer. I didn't go to school, so it can't be me.

Lu Ping: Hehehe~

Lu Ping: His Royal Highness is hardworking, excellent, brave, and smart~

Shen Yuze: You call yourself Your Royal Highness, your skin is almost as thick as cake.

Lu Ping: nonono, my cake has a thin skin and big filling, not thick at all~

Lu Ping was so happy that he sent Shen Yuze his grades in various subjects.His other subjects are very stable, only English has improved a lot by leaps and bounds, which is enough to make his age ranking jump several places, from the middle of the grade to the upper middle of the grade.

Lu Ping: Don't worry, your future grades will be as good as mine!

Shen Yuze slowly replied with a question mark.

Shen Yuze:?

Shen Yuze: You will not forget who gave you your English teaching reference.

Lu Ping: Don't worry, I will never forget it!

Lu Ping: I will never forget the heroic deeds of someone who escaped the monthly exam twice~

Shen Yuze: ...

Lu Ping really felt uncomfortable if he didn't give a shit.

Shen Yuze felt that it was too troublesome to send text messages back and forth, so he simply called.

Lu Ping picked up the phone in surprise: "We chatted well in the text message, why did you call suddenly? Is there no money for the phone bill?"

"Even if you have to pay for the phone call, it's on my side, and you won't be charged for answering calls." Shen Yuze replied.

"That's right!" Lu Ping leaned back on the chair, kicked his legs on the ground, and the chair was drawn out from the desk and rotated freely in the bedroom. "Since you spent the money, let's chat for a while."

Shen Yuze: "..." Why didn't you think Lu Ping had such a double standard before?

Lu Ping asked: "By the way, I just have something to ask you."

"what's up?"

"What day is the English competition? Is it morning or afternoon? I'm going to cheer you on."

"No need." Shen Yuze's voice came from the receiver, "It's a non-challenging English competition. It's just a formality anyway. I will win the first place whether you come or not. And don't you have to go to the hospital for a review on weekends? Go to the hospital with peace of mind, don't worry about me."

It's called arrogance when it comes from other people's mouth; it's called self-confidence when it comes from Shen Yuze's mouth.

Of course Lu Ping didn't want to miss Shen Yuze's match: "No, since you can take the first place, I'm going to watch the match live, and I'll tell all the audience around me: Did you see that the most handsome person on stage is my deskmate? !"

The person on the other end of the receiver chuckled: "Just at the same table?"

"Then how do you want me to introduce you?" Lu Ping felt that he was right.

"...Don't ask me this question." Shen Yuze's deep voice came from the radio wave.It's really strange, obviously Lu Ping has heard his voice thousands of times, but after being processed by radio waves, it has an indescribable magnetism inexplicably.

The sound filled Lu Ping's ears, as if he had been electrocuted, and his earlobes were numb.

Lu Ping hurriedly put the phone away, trying to calm himself down. He rubbed his ears to cool down, but the more he rubbed, the redder the ears became.

"Don't keep saying weird things, I don't understand." Lu Ping raised his voice to cover up his guilty conscience, "At worst, I'll tell other audience members that you are my good old son and I am your good father!"

Shen Yuze laughed angrily at his rascal attitude.

"Okay, if you really want to watch my game, you can." Shen Yuze said, "My game is on Sunday afternoon, and I will ask the driver to pick you up on Sunday morning. Let's go to the hospital for a review together. We can eat something at noon, and then the afternoon You accompany me to the game."

He made arrangements for the weekend in a few moments. Lu Ping wanted to say that he could go alone for the reexamination, but Shen Yuze insisted on going to the hospital with him. Lu Ping really had no choice but to accept his kindness.

……

Soon it was Sunday.

After more than half a month of cultivation, Lu Ping's ass no longer hurts so much. Now, except for sitting on the small cushion during class, there are no major problems in other walking exercises.

He wanted to go to the hospital by himself, but Shen Yuze insisted on coming to the North Shore to pick him up.

At 08:30 in the morning, the familiar Cayenne slowly stopped at the door of Lu's house. The driver got out of the car and opened the rear door respectfully. The tall and tall boy stepped out of the car.

At this time, the Lu family was having breakfast. There was a big fair yesterday and Saturday. Lu's parents and mother had been busy all day, so they rested at home today and did not set up a stall.When Lu Ping heard the movement at the door, he pulled on his slippers and held up a half-eaten cake tube to go out to pick up people. Unexpectedly, when he opened the gate of the small courtyard, he was "flashed" by Shen Yuze's appearance.

The cool autumn wind blew through the boy's hair, and Shen Yuze was seen wearing a tailor-made suit, which outlined his slender and well-proportioned figure and straight and slender legs.His hair was slightly styled with hairspray, revealing his handsome features, with a calm demeanor between glances.

After seeing Lu Ping, the corner of Shen Yuze's mouth curled up, the sense of distance suddenly faded, "Good morning."

Lu Ping: "..."

He looked down at his slippers and the half-eaten breakfast in his hands, and at Shen Yuze who was standing opposite him with a faint smile. He wished he could find a crack in the ground and get down immediately.

At this moment, two idle neighbors passed by the door of Lu's house.

One said: "Has the Lu family developed recently? I have seen this car parked in front of their house several times!"

"That young man is quite handsome. He was wearing a suit early in the morning. He didn't come here to propose marriage, did he?"

"What kind of marriage are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense. There are only two children in the Lu family, and the eldest is only 17 years old, and he is a boy!"

The neighbors used the local dialect, so Shen Yuze couldn't understand it, but Lu Ping could understand it!His face was flushed, and he hurriedly pulled Shen Yuze into the door, and locked the courtyard door firmly, for fear that nosy neighbors would come in to inquire.

Shen Yuze didn't understand why he overreacted. When Lu Ping dragged him into the courtyard, he raised his eyebrows.

Lu Pingqi asked Ai Ai: "Shen Yuze, why are you wearing a suit today?"

In school, Shen Yuze wears sports school uniforms like him every day. The school uniforms have no sense of design, just like big bags, all supported by Shen Yuze's appearance; when they met on weekends, Shen Yuze's clothes were casual, jeans With Martin boots, it looks no different from other boys of this age.

But Lu Ping didn't expect that Shen Yuze would wear a suit today!

At this age, the figure of a young man has already begun to show the appearance of an adult, and after being set off by the fine clothes, his gestures and gestures show a sense of nobility and maturity.It's like a peach compared to a plum, which makes people forget the customs.

To put it in layman's terms - the usual Shen Yuze is already handsome enough, but Shen Yuze in a suit fascinates Lu Ping even more.

Shen Yuze asked back: "Why, isn't it pretty?"

"It's pretty..." Lu Ping accidentally told the truth, he bit his lip, and hurriedly said, "Now I'm asking you!"

Shen Yuze: "Because of the English competition in the afternoon, the teacher told me to dress more formally. I was too lazy to get there to change, so I just put on a suit."

He had an upright face, and the reasons he said were very tenable, and he safely hid his little thoughts of opening his tail to show Lu Ping.

Just now when Lu Ping saw him get off the car, his eyes were straightened. Seeing his blushing and stammering, Shen Yuze was naturally in a good mood.

Mother Lu, who was sitting in the main room, heard Shen Yuze's voice, and came out to greet him: "Xiao Shen, have you had breakfast, do you want to eat something with us? ... Oh, Xiao Shen, you look so handsome today! "

Shen Yuze is used to putting on airs in front of his elders, so he nodded humbly: "Thank you, Aunt Lu, for interrupting."

He followed Mother Lu back to the main room on the first floor. There were already four chairs placed beside the round dining table. An An was short and couldn't reach the table. Seeing the familiar Brother Shen, she grinned happily, but suddenly remembered that she had just lost her teeth, and her words leaked out, the little girl hurriedly pursed her lips shyly, and quietly covered her teeth.

When Papa Lu saw the suit on Shen Yuze's body, he showed a look of surprise. He couldn't speak Mandarin well, but he still stretched out his thumb, trying to express his affirmation to Shen Yuze in Jiaopuwei's Mandarin.

Shen Yuze asked Lu Ping: "Uncle, are you praising me for being handsome?"

"He meant you 'dragon'." Lu Ping dragged a folding chair from the side to Shen Yuze and let him sit next to him, "It means 'tide', 'powerful', and 'ox x'."

The two were chatting, and Lu Ping took out another set of tableware, and put it in front of Shen Yuze: "You just happened to come, my mother made cake tubes today, there should be similar things in the north, right?"

During this period of time, business was not very good. There were still some ingredients left from the market yesterday, so Mother Lu reprocessed the leftover meat and vegetables and made them into fillings for cake tubes.

The local cake tubes in Jiaojiang are actually similar to the spring cakes in the north.A thin thin pancake crust spread out, five or six kinds of stir-fried vegetables, the vegetarian ones include potatoes, carrots, onions, bean sprouts, and the meat ones include shredded water rice white pork, minced lard residue, shrimp skin and cabbage vermicelli, of course, The must-haves are the Lu family's secret stewed meat and sausages.

The spreaded pie crust is thin and tough. According to their own tastes, put the steaming stir-fried vegetables neatly inside the pie, and carefully roll up the two ends. There is no need to apply other seasonings. This is a full-bodied, complex-flavored pancake. The tube is wrapped.

Bite down, all kinds of ingredients are mixed in the mouth, it is salty and fragrant, and occasionally you can bite the crispy lard residue, the taste is full of layers and extremely refreshing.

Even a little girl like An An can eat half of it by herself.Lu Ping is naturally responsible for the remaining half. He is growing up at this age, and he still wants to eat more and get taller. Even if he is not taller than Shen Yuze, at least he can't be much shorter than him, right?

When Lu Ping ate hard, Shen Yuze was still free, and could talk to Lu's mother while eating.

In the early days, pancakes were only eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival in Jiaojiang, but in recent years they can also be seen at many breakfast stalls.Because the fillings of the cake tube and the embedded cake are similar, but the crust is different, Lu’s mother recently considered setting up a frying pan on the tricycle, selling the cake tube and the embedded cake at the same time, which can be considered as an extra income.

Shen Yuze nodded again and again: "Auntie, you are such a good crafter, your business must be booming."

Lu's mother was so coaxed by him that she was so happy that she was busy picking out vegetables for him and asking him to eat more.

Lu Ping was terrified watching from the side, for fear that if Shen Yuze wasn't paying attention, vegetable soup would drip on his suit, which was expensive at first sight.But he underestimated Shen Yuze's table manners. After eating such a big cake tube, Shen Yuze's body was clean except for a little oil on his fingertips, and his clothes didn't even have a wrinkle.

Lu Ping looked down at himself again... um... Fortunately, the pajamas on his body should be washed, otherwise he would be burned by his mother for leaving so much vegetable soup.

After breakfast, Lu Ping went back to his room to change clothes.Shen Yuze is dressed so handsomely today, as his friend, he can't stretch his hips too much!So Lu Ping rummaged through the box, tried several sets of clothes, and finally found a denim jacket that his mother bought for him during the Chinese New Year this year.

These are one of the few "branded" clothes that Lu Ping has, and they are bought in stores, costing more than 800 per piece.When trying on clothes, the clerk kept praising his good looks and handsomeness. Lu Ping knew that he was ordinary and had nothing to do with the word handsome, so he decided that it was just the clerk's salesmanship.But Lu's mother was persuaded by the clerk and decided to buy the dress for her son.

After buying it, Lu Ping didn't want to wear it at all, and only wore it a few times when visiting relatives during the festival.But today by accident, he took it off the hanger and put it on his T-shirt.

Then, he fiddled with his hair in front of the full-length mirror, turning his bangs to the left for a while, and turning his bangs to the right for a while. I don’t know if it’s because he feels too good about himself. It looks better.

... Walking beside Shen Yuze like this, he shouldn't embarrass Shen Yuze, right?

Lu Ping didn't continue to think about it, he closed the closet door and hurried downstairs.His footsteps were fast, and he felt a little impatient at first, but gradually, his footsteps slowed down again, becoming hesitant and hesitant.

Please, what is he thinking.Let's not talk about how outstanding Shen Yuze's facial features are. He is wearing a suit today, but Lu Ping is wearing a student-like denim jacket. Standing together, no one will think that they are from the same world. ...

Sneakers stepped on the old steps, and the wooden stairs made a series of creaking sounds.

Standing in the main room, Shen Yuze was talking to An An. He was standing with his back to the stairs, with one hand in his pocket, and his head slightly lowered.When he heard footsteps behind him, he subconsciously turned around and looked up at the stairs.

There is a window at the corner of the stairs in Lu's house, and now, the morning light poured in from that window, generously sprinkled on the boy's body, coating his hair with a beautiful golden red.The dust in the air danced in the sunlight, and the boy walked down the stairs slowly, step by step, through the dust, sunlight, and birdsong outside the window.

He stopped in front of Shen Yuze, and seeing Shen Yuze staring at him, he fiddled with his hair a little embarrassedly, and asked in a low voice, "Isn't it a bit strange that I changed my dressing style?"

"...No." Shen Yuze's sight was occupied, and his breathing and heartbeat were gradually eroded. He heard himself reply, "It's very beautiful."

"Really?" Lu Ping still didn't believe it.He tugged at the coat on his body, he usually dressed very rustic, this was the first time he changed into such fashionable clothes in front of Shen Yuze, he was afraid that he would show his timidity. "You're not kidding me on purpose, are you?"

Shen Yuze shook his head, and repeated again: "It's beautiful."

She looks good in school uniforms, in denim jackets, in eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth, when she smiles, and when she is angry.

His flat is really good looking.