fake god

The typhoon, which lasted for three days, seriously affected the normal work and life of Jiaojiang residents.Shutdown of traffic, shutdown of companies, suspension of schools in primary and secondary schools...Of course, the most affected are vendors like the Lu family who rely on "guerrilla" to do business.

The municipal construction on the north bank is not as good as that on the south bank. After the typhoon passed through, it took several days for the water in the streets to recede.There is so much water, the original morning market and evening market are gone, and even the big market on the river bank on weekends has been suspended. On days when people like them stop talking and can’t sell their stalls, Lu’s parents and mothers sit in In the yard, I looked at my two tricycles and murmured.

The younger sister, An'an, doesn't understand so much. For her, the typhoon is really great!She doesn't have to go to school, and her parents have plenty of time to spend with her at home, but it's a pity that her brother is stuck in school and can't come back... Otherwise, she really hopes that the typhoon will keep blowing.

Lu Ping guessed what his parents were worried about: Lu's parents and Lu's mother always wanted to buy a front house.If there is no fixed storefront, when it is windy and rainy, the business will be gone. With a storefront, even if you are too old to do business, you can rent it out to do other things.It's a pity that the speed of the couple's savings is not as fast as that of house prices. They must be worrying about this matter.

Lu Ping offered to help his parents as a staff member several times, but his mother sent him away.

Mother Lu: "You little brat, don't listen to adults' affairs."

Lu Ping was not happy anymore: "I'm seventeen. When my dad was my age, my grandpa asked my dad to go out as an apprentice, so he can be half an adult! I'm also a member of this family. I can't listen?"

An An also booed beside him: "I want to listen too! I want to listen too!"

As a result, the two brothers and sisters were rewarded by Lu's mother alone, and they were driven back to the house to do their homework.

Lu Ping can't get involved in the "big things" in the family, he can only start from small things, manage himself well, try to make as little trouble as possible for his parents, and don't ask them for money.

Lu Ping's pocket money is very little, 120 yuan a month, an average of 500 yuan a week.This money includes transportation expenses between the north and south shores and school meals. Stationery and mobile phone fees are also paid from the [-] yuan. If he wants to buy other small things, he can only pick from the meal money.

Fortunately, Lu Ping doesn't have any extravagant hobbies either.He likes to read mystery novels and science fiction novels, so he buys a lot of them when there are discounts online; Out of a small house or a sports car.

He has a little left over from his pocket money every month, plus gifts from relatives on birthdays and Spring Festival every year, and he has saved a lot of money in his small coffers.

He didn't have a piggy bank or a savings card, and all his money was stored in a metal mooncake box. There was a thick stack of odds and ends, clipped in a notebook, and hidden in the bottom drawer of the desk.

He has used this old mooncake box since childhood, and even though it has been so many years, it is still as good as new, with the words "Hongji Mooncake" printed on it.What he looked forward to the most when he was a child was the Mid-Autumn Festival. If a relative came to the door with a box of Hongji mooncakes, little Luping would be happy for days.

Lu Ping opened the moon cake box, took out the money in it, counted it carefully, and checked the in-and-out account in the book carefully.After confirming that it was correct, he put the money back into the notebook.

He took out his cell phone and sent Shen Yuze a message.

Lu Ping: knockknock~

Shen Yuze:?

Lu Ping: How much is the treatment fee for Zhaocai? Let's share it equally.

Zhaocai is the wild cat that Lu Ping has been feeding, rounding it up, it can be regarded as his cat.Since it was his cat, Shen Yuze couldn't be taken for a ride and bear all the expenses. Lu Ping thought he was responsible for part of it.

Soon, Shen Yuze sent a few words.

Shen Yuze: Even share?Do you have money?

If the words "Are you rich?" were uttered from someone else, Lu Ping would definitely feel that the other party was mocking him.But Lu Ping was too familiar with Shen Yuze, the young master said "Are you rich?" was really just a literal meaning - he was worried that Lu Ping had no money.

Lu Ping: Don't underestimate me, I have a small coffers!

Shen Yuze: Since it is a small treasury, you can keep it.

Shen Yuze: If you gave it all to me, wouldn't you have no money at all?

Lu Ping: Brothers will settle accounts clearly, you must accept this money!

Lu Ping insisted on giving it, but Shen Yuze insisted not to.The two pushed each other to a stalemate for a long time, and finally decided to take a step back each - Lu Ping returned the other half of the money to Shen Yuze in the form of "payment in installments".

As for the repayment amount, Shen Yuze also made the decision for him.

Shen Yuze: Pay it back slowly, ten yuan a week, 52 weeks a year, give me 520.

Lu Ping: ...Why do you think you are taking advantage of me?

Shen Yuze: I didn't calculate the interest, so how can I take advantage of you?

Shen Yuze's answer was so upright, Lu Ping stared at the numbers "520", thinking to himself, could it be that he was thinking too much?

……

When he arrived at the school the next day, Lu Ping kept his promise and took out ten yuan as the "installment" of the first installment.

Lu Ping complained: "You really don't want to download WeChat? Just send a red envelope on WeChat for [-] yuan, and now I have to give you banknotes."

Shen Yuze was unwavering: "No, I don't like to use messy social software, just text messages are enough."

Lu Ping murmured: "But every time I send you a text message, it costs [-] cents per text message, which is very expensive."

Lu Ping's mobile phone package is the cheapest one, 19 yuan a month, including basic traffic, text messages and calls.He doesn't play games, doesn't send text messages or make phone calls, he just checks his partners, and he can't use up the package of 19 yuan a month.However, since Shen Yuze transferred, Lu Ping's monthly mobile phone bills have skyrocketed. At first, he thought it was the mobile phone communication company's blind deductions. Dozens more...

The SMS box of the mobile phone is full of chat records between him and Shen Yuze.Obviously we meet every day, but when something big happens, he will be the first to share it with Shen Yuze.

"Isn't there that kind of mobile phone package?" Shen Yuze recalled, "I remember seeing a similar promotion, you can set up two mobile phone numbers that often send text messages to each other, and then handle some business, so that sending text messages to each other is easy. No more deductions."

"Huh? Is there such a good thing?"

Lu Ping took the opportunity to make a decisive decision. During his lunch break, he secretly ran to the men's room with his mobile phone and called the customer service of the communication company.

After hearing his description, the customer service immediately understood which package he was referring to: "Sir, are you talking about the 520 couple package?"

Lu Ping: "... Huh?"

Customer service: "The monthly rent is 5 yuan and 2 cents. After setting it as a couple account, you can send 520 text messages to each other every month-you are talking about this mobile phone plan."

"..." Lu Ping couldn't figure out why he was somehow tied to the number 520!

Seeing that Lu Ping didn't reply for a long time, the customer service continued to lobby enthusiastically: "Sir, I checked your SMS consumption records for this month and last month, and it is already in line with the conditions for applying for this couple package. Do you want to apply? It will take effect immediately, I can now bind the two accounts into couple accounts."

"Who said that those who send hundreds of text messages to each other have to be in a relationship?" Lu Ping stammered back, "Can't I be his father?"

The voice of the customer service did not fluctuate at all: "It seems that you and your son have a very good relationship, and the father is kind and the son is filial."

Lu Ping: "..."

"So, do you want to handle this business?"

"..." What can Lu Ping do, he can only answer through gritted teeth, "Do it. Make one for me and one for my elder brother."

So 10 minutes later, Shen Yuze (aka Lu Ping's big brother) received a bill deduction notice from the communication company.

[Mobile Company: Hello, dear customer!Your mobile phone and customer 137xxxxxx have jointly applied for the 520 SMS package service. The monthly rent is 5 yuan and 2 cents, and you can enjoy 520 free text messages!Couples communication, all in China Unicom! 】

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows slightly: This five yuan and two cents may be the investment with the lowest price and the highest return in his life.

……

Lu Ping added the WeChat account of the nurse at the pet hospital. The nurse is very responsible and will send two small videos to Lu Ping every day to let him take a look at Zhaocai's situation in the hospital.

When Zhao Cai was first admitted to the hospital, it was a toss for a while.It has been a wild cat since it was a child, and it is used to going to heaven and earth, but of course it is not used to the environment of a pet hospital.In all fairness, the environment of this veterinary hospital is pretty good. Each cat has a single room the size of half a cubic meter, with toys and litter boxes in it, and regular shoveling and cleaning.But no matter how wide the space is, there is no way to compare it with the backyard garden of the school, so Zhaocai has been autistic since the beginning, shrinking in the corner, and sleeping every day except sleeping.

Fortunately, after living in the hospital for a long time, Zhaocai got used to the environment of the hospital. In addition, a foster kitten came next door to Zhaocai. The little female cat scratched its head and made a pose.

It's a pity that it forgot that its tail is still bald. How could the beautiful little female cat like this ugly black cat with no hair on its tail. No matter how much it meowed, the little female cat would not look at Zhao Cai.

During recess, Lu Ping secretly showed Shen Yuze the short video taken by the nurse, and said worriedly, "Zhaocai seems to have lost his love..."

Shen Yuze stayed out of the matter: "If you break up in love, you can lose love. Anyway, it will be a eunuch in a short time. Even if it doesn't break up now, it is doomed to be fruitless in the future."

"...That's right." Lu Ping almost forgot, "Zhaocai is about to be demolished."

He thought it was pathetic.Lu Ping had done his homework on the Internet before, and knew that neutering wild cats was good for them and the environment, but when he thought that Zhaocai would lose his cat bell forever, Lu Ping would inevitably feel sorry for him.

Lu Ping lowered his voice: "Shen Yuze, I read the popular science about felines on the Internet before, and it is said that they... have thorns on them." Lu Ping is a boy after all, and when he talked about this topic, he would inevitably show a little cunning, "That's right. Say, when they mate-"

"—Don't say any more." Shen Yuze interrupted him. When he spoke, he didn't look at Lu Ping, but stared at the blackboard, "Lu Ping, are you so busy? Could it be that you don't have enough homework, and you still have the mind to take care of two How do cats mate?"

Lu Ping: "?"

He was just gossiping, why is Shen Yuze so serious...Obviously other boys will also discuss this kind of topic.

However, Lu Ping wasn't that cheeky, and this kind of topic was enough. Seeing that Shen Yuze didn't answer, he also shut up obediently and didn't say anything more.

But within a few seconds of silence, the little mouse moved again.

Lu Ping: "By the way, have you seen the announcement in front of the teaching building? Our new round of monthly exams is coming, are you confident to stay 'first' this time?"

Lu Ping deliberately mentioned this - the last time Shen Yuze asked for leave to take advantage of the loophole, and only took the English test, but got a full score in a single subject, and even accidentally became a god-level legend in school.This time Shen Yuze must have all his tail, even if he wants to ask for leave, there is no excuse, he will definitely show his original shape this time!

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze chuckled and replied, "Don't worry about me. I won't take this monthly exam."

Lu Ping: "???"

"The principal said, let me prepare for the next English speech contest with peace of mind, and I don't have to come to school during the monthly exam."