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It was late, Lu Ping told his parents that he would go home late today, and then followed Shen Yuze into the car.

The car drove steadily and fast, and arrived at the People's Hospital on the South Bank in a short while.

Lu Ping felt that since it was a reexamination, it would be fine to simply register with an ordinary account and ask the doctor to look at the film.But Shen Yuze had his own set of rules, and asked the housekeeper to arrange the VIP service of the hospital early on. After the two arrived at the hospital, they took the elevator directly to the top floor, and a special receptionist took them to the expert's office for review.

Holding his student medical insurance card, Lu Ping whispered to the receptionist, "Excuse me, can I apply for medical insurance?"

The receptionist glanced at the student dressed in surprise, then looked at the boy in a suit beside him, and then shook his head: "Sorry, the VIP department cannot use medical insurance."

There are no high-end private hospitals in big cities in Jiaojiang, so the People's Hospital has specially set up a VIP department to serve the rich.Before Shen Yuze was hospitalized for allergies, he lived in the VIP ward. The first floor was very quiet, which was different from the crowded general departments below.This time Lu Ping benefited from Shen Yuze's favor, so he didn't have to wait in line for the X-rays.

"You're recovering very well, as expected of a young man." The doctor nodded after reading the X-rays, "The fractured bone has roughly healed, but we still need to pay attention to protection. Do not do too strenuous exercise in the near future, and avoid Wrestling... By the way, it rained so much last week, does your injury hurt?"

After a bone fracture or fracture, many patients will have a dull pain in the injured area every cloudy day, which is the sequela left by the nerve damage near the wound.

Lu Ping was thinking about how to answer, when Shen Yuze next to him actually said: "His wound will itch a little."

Lu Ping: "???" He was shocked, "How do you know?"

Shen Yuze replied calmly: "Did you forget that we slept together during the typhoon? After you fell asleep, you kept chasing around and woke me up several times. When I asked you what's wrong, you half-dream and half-awake and said ass itch."

Lu Ping: "........."

The doctor paused while writing the medical records, looked up at the two of them strangely, but quickly lowered his head as if nothing had happened, with "I have medical ethics, I never inquire about the patient's private life" written all over his face.

Under such weird eyes, Lu Ping's fists were clenched hard.If it weren't for the doctor by his side, Lu Ping would definitely have beaten Shen Yuze severely.

Sleeping together is a real thing√

Itchy buttocks are true√

But putting the two things together, how could it become so strange when it was said from Shen Yuze's mouth! ! !

Lu Ping didn't know whether he should explain it or not, it seemed that no matter whether he explained it or not, he couldn't explain it clearly...

Fortunately, with such a high VIP medical fee, the doctor had already learned to pretend to be deaf and dumb. He quickly wrote a medical record for Lu Ping and prescribed two new tubes of external medicine.Of course, they don't need to go downstairs to pick up the medicine themselves. Naturally, someone will help them pack the ointment and send it to the car.

When they walked out of the consultation room, Lu Ping was still a little angry.Shen Yuze poked his cheek, feeling very good: "What's wrong?"

Lu Ping avoided his hand: "Why did you talk nonsense in front of the doctor in the consulting room just now?"

"How can I talk nonsense?" Shen Yuze asked knowingly, "We did sleep together during the few days when the typhoon blew."

"That was arranged by the school! You only speak half of what you said, and if others hear it, they will think that we are..."

"At what?"

"..." Lu Ping fell silent.

Shen Yuze urged him: "Now you only speak half."

Lu Ping knew that he was digging a hole for himself, but he could only bite the bullet and jump in: "...others will think we are 'making fun of'."

When he said those two words, Lu Ping's voice was extremely low, and he kept it in his mouth, as if if he said it louder, he would burst some kind of transparent bubble.The boy turned his gaze to the side, embarrassed to look into Shen Yuze's eyes.The vocabulary of engaging in basics is no stranger to high school students.On campus, as long as two boys are close, they will be stamped "gay in gay" by other boys.There are also "Aruba" and "Jenga" that boys especially like to play. They are even more affectionate and make people blush, but no one will ever take this kind of joke seriously.

Lu Ping recalled his relationship with Shen Yuze during this period... I always feel that the relationship between the two of them is a bit too close, and it is different from other boys in the class.They seemed to be stuck together, he would remember what Shen Yuze was allergic to, and Shen Yuze would also remember the complaints he said casually.

Lu Ping vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell exactly what was wrong.

Facing Lu Ping's reluctance to speak, Shen Yuze was silent for a few seconds, but soon returned to his original calm.

"A good relationship is gay?" The young man sneered, "Then Chen Miaomiao and her tablemate Li Yue go to the bathroom hand in hand every day. Are they also gay?"

"He's called Zhou Yue!" Lu Ping was interrupted by him, and his attention was diverted, "And girls are not called Goji, and Goji is used to describe boys!"

"What's that girl's name?"

"Call Lala."

"Oh——" Shen Yuze dragged his voice and looked at him a few times, "You understand quite well."

Lu Ping: "..."

Strange, why did he lose the wind again?

Shen Yuze chased after the victory: "Shall we go to the bathroom hand in hand?"

"……No."

"Shall we get together after class to chat about school gossip?"

"……No."

"Did we use the same lipstick and milk tea through the same straw?"

"……nor."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "So where are we supposed to be based?"

Lu Ping was led astray by him in a daze.Compared with the intimacy between girls, he measured his daily interaction with Shen Yuze... Well, it seems that it is really no big deal.Once, he saw two girls in the class booing. Some even called each other husband and wife, while others were booing, and no classmates said anything.

From this point of view, he and Shen Yuze are indeed far away from each other.

As for Shen Yuze helping him to apply medicine to his butt, it is perfectly normal for him to cook breakfast for Shen Yuze himself.

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Lu Ping thought, maybe it was because he was too lonely before and had no other friends, but now he finally made a good friend like Shen Yuze, and he was not used to it for a while, so he would think wildly.

He put away his messy thoughts and became a carefree happy little mouse again.

"Shen Yuze, go to the parking lot and wait for me first." Lu Ping directed him, "I'll go to the toilet."

Shen Yuze didn't move, but stretched out his hand to him.

Lu Ping: "?"

Shen Yuze said teasingly: "Aren't you going hand in hand?"

"...Shen Yuze, do you believe that I bit you?"

……

For lunch, Shen Yuze specially chose a Chinese restaurant with a good local reputation.But facing the table full of delicious food, Lu Ping was absent-minded and kept thinking about the game in the afternoon.After taking a few bites, he asked Shen Yuze: "What time is it? Let's not be late."

"I won't be late. For the game at three o'clock, the audience will enter at 02:30, and the players will enter at two o'clock." Shen Yuze looked at the watch on his wrist, "It's only one o'clock now, take your time, don't worry."

With that said, Shen Yuze brought some more vegetables for Lu Ping.

Lu Ping hurriedly covered his bowl: "Don't pinch it for me, I haven't digested the cake tube in the morning yet!"

Only then did Shen Yuze give up.

After lunch, Shen Yuze wiped the stains from the corners of his mouth with a paper towel, and was about to get up and leave.Lu Ping stopped him: "Stop, stop, there are so many leftovers, don't you want to pack them?"

Although it was only the two of them eating, Shen Yuze decided to order two meat dishes, one vegetarian dish and one soup, and half of each dish was left.

Shen Yuze was obviously taken aback for a moment - it seems that in the young master's dictionary, the word "package" has never been used.

Seeing this, Lu Ping missed the day of hoeing again, and the sweat dripped down the soil at noon.

He called the waiter and asked him to bring some packing boxes.After a while, the waiter came over with a few boxes and told him that the packing boxes cost two yuan each, and the paper bags cost one yuan each.

Lu Ping asked directly: "Is there no free box?"

The waiter saw that he knew the way well, so he told the truth: "Yes, but the free take-out box is relatively soft, and there is no way to hold the soup."

Lu Ping nodded: "Okay, please bring me three free takeout boxes, I want to pack vegetables; and leave a better takeout box for soup."

The waiter had no choice but brought a new free packing box according to his request.

Lu Ping and Shen Yuze are very polite when they eat, and they don't know how to pick and choose in the dishes, so the dishes left by them are also very clean.Lu Ping quickly put the leftovers into the lunch box. He was afraid that the vegetable soup would splash on Shen Yuze's body, so he didn't let him do it.

Shen Yuze watched him talk to the waiter familiarly, with a complicated expression: "I didn't even know that there are free and paid boxes."

If it was him, it must be some packing box brought by the waiter, so he paid the bill.

"This is the way to do business. You don't miss a dollar and a half, so of course you don't care. But if you can save some money, you can save it. Small money is big money when it accumulates." Lu Ping always talks a lot in front of Shen Yuze. , he said while tidying up the lunch box, "Actually, the waiters paid for the disinfected dishes and chopsticks that the waiter gave us. It costs two yuan for a set. Look carefully at the bill, it's all written on it. If you don't want it, You can also tell them to change the bowls and chopsticks for free, which is actually quite clean..."

Soon, Lu Ping packed all the vegetables and neatly packed them in paper bags.When he did these things and said these words, his expression was pure and clean, which is the appearance of a person who lives seriously. Shen Yuze was fascinated by it unconsciously.

When Lu Ping finished everything, when he looked up, he bumped into Shen Yuze's amber eyes inexplicably.

Lu Ping tilted his head in confusion: "Why are you staring at me?"

"It's nothing." Shen Yuze took the paper bag in Lu Ping's hand, "I just feel like I've seen what you look like after marriage."

Lu Ping: "...?"

What kind of evaluation is this?

……

At two o'clock, they were about to arrive at Jiaojiang Experimental Middle School.Experimental Middle School has a lot of money and wealth. It just moved to a new campus the year before last. The teaching buildings and playground are extraordinarily grand. The only disadvantage is that it is far away from the urban area, and all students have to live on campus.In contrast, Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School has been living in the city for so many years. Although the transportation is developed and it is convenient to go everywhere, the teaching building is old and dilapidated, and the playground is terribly small.

Ten high schools participated in this city-wide English speech contest. Many people had gathered at the school gate of the Experimental Middle School. As far as the eye could see, they were all school uniforms of different colors and styles.

Lu Ping regretted it: If he had known that everyone else was wearing school uniforms, he should have worn school uniforms too!Otherwise, how can they show their identity as a middle school student?

Seeing his remorse, Shen Yuze asked him, "Do you want a school uniform? I happen to have a spare set in the car."

"Yes!" Lu Ping's eyes lit up.

Shen Yuze is much taller than Lu Ping, and the size of his school uniform is also one size larger. Lu Ping directly puts Shen Yuze's school uniform on his body. It is so wide that he needs to roll up his sleeves.

There was also Shen Yuze's deodorant on the clothes, which was a unique smell, neither perfume nor laundry detergent, and it was very different from the chemically synthesized fragrance.Lu Ping always felt that the smell on Shen Yuze's body was like a white shirt that had been tanned by the sun. The warm wind gently moved the hem of the clothes, and he was reserved and proud.

After he put on Shen Yuze's school uniform, he seemed to be soaked in Shen Yuze's breath from the outside to the inside.

Lu Ping put his hands in his pockets, imitating Shen Yuze, with his back straightened, his jaw raised slightly, and he glanced at the passers-by with disdainful eyes, and then asked Shen Yuze: "How is it? Do I look like me?"

Shen Yuze was speechless: "In your heart, am I just an egomaniac with bad eyesight?"

"What's wrong with your eyes?" Lu Ping retorted, "It's the king's eyes! It's the winning eyes!"

Shen Yuze asked quietly: "...So you don't refute 'megalomaniac'?"

Lu Ping smiled slyly: "I think your positioning of yourself is quite accurate, so I won't say more."

Shen Yuze tapped Lu Ping's forehead half lightly and half hard.

The two of them stood by the car and chatted intently, but they didn't notice that every student passing by them slowed down on purpose, just to look at them more.

This English speech competition requires formal attire, so all the boys participating in the competition wear suits.But for boys of this age, wearing a suit always feels like "a child stealing an adult's clothes". An immature face paired with an ill-fitting suit is against harmony no matter how you look at it.

But Shen Yuze was different.He has an excellent figure inherited from his supermodel mother, tall, with broad shoulders and long legs, and his suit is like a king's battle robe to him.His expression was cold and arrogant, and only when his eyes fell on the boy opposite him, his eyes would become extraordinarily gentle.

When everyone follows his gaze and looks at Lu Ping standing in front of him, they are often hit by a burst of disappointment—what, why are the friends of the handsome guy so ordinary?

Ordinary facial features, ordinary height, and ordinary body temperament.From head to toe, there is nothing outstanding.

But after a few more glances, you will gradually notice the difference: the boy's face is round and looks cute and cute; his eyes are bright and jumping with joy; when he speaks, he will unconsciously bring some small movements, It's like the brother next door who will say good morning to you every day before going to school, full of indescribable intimacy and comfort.

People who are used to drinking fruit juice and spirits will find plain water tasteless; only a small number of people can taste its aftertaste.

Shen Yuze was the first person to "drink water".

……

Shen Yuze didn't stay at the school gate for too long. The English teacher called him a few minutes ago and urged him to go to the waiting room to prepare.Lu Ping watched him walk into the gate of the Experimental Middle School, while Lu Ping himself found a shaded place to sit at the gate. Ordinary audiences would not be able to enter until 02:30. He had nothing to do, so he could just play with his mobile phone to pass the time.

Unexpectedly, not long after he was clean, a familiar female voice suddenly sounded.

"Lu Ping? You really came!"

Lu Ping looked up, and saw Chen Miaomiao, Zhou Yue, monitor and others standing not far away. They were all wearing No. [-] Middle School uniforms, and they all came to cheer for Shen Yuze.

Lu Ping was not familiar with the others, so he could only chat with Chen Miaomiao for a few words.But with Chen Miaomiao's personality as a small trumpet, getting to know one of her is equivalent to getting to know everyone in the school.

Chen Miaomiao was well informed and told Lu Ping that about six to seventy people will come to the experimental middle school today, from different grades and classes.No. 70 Middle School did not force students to watch the English speech contest this time, but Shen Yuze and Meng Xin were both celebrities in the school, so many students spontaneously came to Experimental Middle School to support them.

"Here, put this away." Chen Miaomiao suddenly pulled out a cloth thing from her cuff and stuffed it into Lu Ping's hand, "Hide it in your trouser legs or sleeves, don't put it in your pocket, so as not to be tested." Find those bastards from middle school!"

Lu Ping unfolded the piece of cloth with question marks all over his head. The piece of cloth was about [-] centimeters long and [-] centimeters wide. It was actually printed with Shen Yuze's photo and the school's LOGO, and there were a few large characters next to it: [A middle school student, proud of the crowd] ! 】

Lu Ping was so shocked that he lost his voice: "...What is this?"

"This is a banner, haven't you seen it?" Chen Miaomiao explained, "It's a must for star-chasing girls! I asked the artist I know to help me make it, and I placed an order for printing overnight. How is it? The quality is good, right?"

Lu Ping nodded blankly.

Chen Miaomiao proudly said: "Let's sneak the banner into the arena, and when Shen Yuze comes on stage, let's unfurl it and blind the dog's eyes of the Experimental Middle School! Let them envy you!!"

Lu Ping really can't say whether this kind of thing can blind other people's eyes. He only hopes that when Shen Yuze sees the banner on the stage, he can hold back his laughter.

The time soon reached 02:30, and the audience could enter the venue.

Students from the Experimental Middle School led the audience from various schools to the auditorium of the school.Along the way, they passed tall and majestic teaching buildings, comprehensive buildings, libraries, and saw the newly laid 400-meter plastic track and football lawn of the Experimental Middle School, not to mention the fitness equipment and table tennis tables that can be seen everywhere in the school... Chen Miaomiao was itching her teeth with anger: "They are deliberately showing off!"

The auditorium of the Experimental Middle School is magnificent and can accommodate nearly a thousand people at the same time.It is said that because the experimental middle school is mandatory to live on campus, in order to enrich the students' after-school life, a movie will be shown in the auditorium every Monday night.

In order to cooperate with this English speech contest, the auditorium was decorated everywhere, hanging various colored strips, balloons, and banners.The students in No. [-] Middle School tried their best not to show envy.Isn't it just an auditorium, their No. [-] middle school... well, although their No. [-] middle school doesn't have an auditorium, they have a (insufficient heating and air leakage) gymnasium.

The seats are divided into three groups: left, middle and right, arranged in a fan shape from front to back.Of course they wanted to sit in the frontmost seat in the middle, but they were about to go in that direction, but they were stopped by people from the Experimental Middle School.

"Are you from No. [-] Middle School?" The students of Experimental Middle School looked at their school uniforms. "The audience seats for this English competition are all allocated in advance. Let me take you there."

Only then did they discover that the names of different schools were pasted on the seats in the auditorium, and students wearing the same school uniform sat together to form their own phalanxes.

The squad leader said: "I don't need to bother you, just point it out to us, and we will go there by ourselves."

So, the student from the experimental middle school raised his hand and pointed to the last few rows of the auditorium! "Rows 25 to 30, you can sit wherever you want."

"???"

"!!!"

"Are you kidding me? There are only thirty rows in this entire auditorium?"

"It's really shameless!"

"Bah, ahhh egg!"

Experimental Middle School and No. [-] Middle School had a deep grievance, and they didn't expect to be so shameless this time, and discriminatory treatment was made nakedly.How can there be such a normal row of seats, it must be allocated in sequence in the left, middle and right rows. How can one of the schools be driven to the last few rows?

The student from the experimental middle school held his head up and said straight away: "Be careful what you say, this is our experiment, not your middle school! Also, we have taken good care of you 'guests', and we haven't even given ourselves a school. Reserve a place for the student audience, if we want to watch it, we can only stand in the aisle to watch it..."

These words sound reasonable at first glance, but after careful consideration, they are all pitfalls.

Today is Sunday, and all the boarding students of the Experimental Middle School should have returned to school, which means that many students will come to watch the game.At that time, the aisle will be crowded with their people, standing densely together, won't that block all the students from the middle school in the back row? !

For a moment, the crowd was excited, and even an impulsive middle school student rolled up his sleeves, wanting to have a "heart-to-heart talk" with students from the Experimental Middle School.Fortunately, other classmates stopped him and didn't let him do something stupid.

Seeing the noise and chaos of the crowd, although Lu Ping was also very angry, he was not blinded by his anger.

This is the territory of the Experimental Middle School, and there are only seventy or so people from their No. [-] Middle School today, and they will definitely not get any good results if they fight against the students of the Experimental Middle School.If you want to improve this situation, you can only find a way to break the situation from other places.

Lu Ping glanced around the arena, and soon he noticed a few students in gray school uniforms in the front row.

As soon as his eyes lit up, he immediately took off his blue and white school uniform, and walked to the front row while the others were not paying attention.

"Lu Ping, where are you going?" The sharp-eyed Chen Miaomiao noticed his movement.

Lu Ping made a quiet gesture to her, and said in a low voice, "I'm going to find a seat in the front row, will you come?"

"Ah?" Chen Miaomiao thought, did Lu Ping think that if he took off his school uniform, he could sneak into other schools' phalanxes?When the game officially starts, he will definitely reveal his secrets when he cheers for the players!

Out of curiosity, Chen Miaomiao also took off her school uniform jacket, followed behind Lu Ping, and quietly walked to the front row.

He thought that Lu Ping was going to try his luck and asked around if there were any vacancies, but he had a clear goal and went directly to the students sitting in the fifth row.

The few students were wearing gray school uniforms, with a logo on their chests they had never seen before, and they didn't know which school they belonged to.Not many people came, about thirty or forty, and they didn't fill up the allocated seats at all, making them seem thin and embarrassing.

After approaching, Chen Miaomiao heard the group of students chatting in dialect.

Although the whole area of ​​Jiaojiang City speaks the same dialect, the pronunciation is different for ten miles. There are very subtle differences in pronunciation and intonation in different regions, and some words are also spoken differently. Chen Miaomiao can probably understand what they are saying, but she can't figure it out. Where exactly do they come from.

"I didn't expect that Experimental Middle School would assign us such a front position."

"There are so few people here, I can't even sit down."

"It's too far away from us, and the school doesn't send a car, only us idiots will come."

"Anyway, we are here to run with you. This year's No. 1 is definitely either No. [-] Middle School or an experiment."

They chatted enthusiastically, and after a while, they found Lu Ping and Chen Miaomiao standing beside them.

Immediately, curious eyes focused on them.

Being watched by so many strangers, even Chen Miaomiao, who is a social bully, was a little terrified. She didn't know how to speak to get them to agree to share a few seats.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ping, who had always been reticent and shy in school, would actually speak.

Moreover, Chen Miaomiao could tell that Lu Ping used the exact same dialect as them!

"Excuse me, are you from North Shore High School?" Lu Ping greeted in his fluent North Shore dialect, with a very generous expression, "I have something I want to discuss with you..."