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The small toilet room is half occupied by the toilet, and the remaining space is very limited. It is extremely difficult for two big boys to turn around in it.

As long as you move, your hands and feet will inevitably touch together.

This scene was really absurd, Lu Ping complained: "Shen Yuze, why did you insist on following me to the bathroom? We are both trapped here."

Shen Yuze was calm: "Whether the door lock is broken or not, it has nothing to do with my inability to get through. Even if I don't come, the door lock will still break, and you will still be trapped here. If so, you will have to wait alone An hour later, it's only going to be worse than it is now."

"No." Lu Ping replied confidently, "If I'm the only one trapped, you will definitely find out that something is wrong within 10 minutes, and you will definitely come to the toilet to find me!"

"..." Shen Yuze was helpless and funny, he didn't expect Lu Ping to trust him so much.

It is not Shen Yuze's character to sit and wait for death, and soon he found a "way" to escape - the partition of the toilet room is still a certain height from the ceiling, and the gap of [-] centimeters is not too small, which is enough for a person to climb out !

Shen Yuze signaled Lu Ping to look up: "I'll support you, you climb out from above."

Lu Ping crossed his hands in front of his chest and made a big daba gesture: "You trust my tailbone too much!"

Now he has to dally when walking on flat ground, and it is even more impossible to climb up and down.

Lu Ping rolled his eyes: "Let me entrust you, you can step on my shoulders!"

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze frowned, and staged a cleanliness attack on the spot: "No, it's too dirty, maybe there will be spiders."

Lu Ping: "..."

Hey, Eldest Young Master, don't be so picky at this time!

Lu Ping suddenly realized something: "Wait, are you afraid of spiders?"

Shen Yuze: "Of course not." He added, "I just don't like dealing with creatures with more than four legs."

"Oh." Lu Ping snickered, "So you are afraid of spiders."

"I told you I'm not afraid of spiders."

Lu Ping patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay to be afraid of spiders. Ron is also afraid of spiders, but this doesn't affect him marrying Hermione in the end."

Shen Yuze had no choice but to say fiercely, "Shut up, you Muggle."

Just when the two of them were exchanging the meaningless question of "fear of spider shadows will not affect the charm of men", a series of messy footsteps suddenly sounded outside the men's restroom.

--someone is coming!

Lu Ping's expression brightened, and he was about to call for help, when suddenly a hand covered his mouth - he followed that hand and looked to the side, only to see Shen Yuze frowned slightly, and shook his head slightly at him.

Shen Yuze said softly: "Don't talk yet."

When he spoke, his lips were almost close to Lu Ping's ear.

Lu Ping's ears warmed up, and he subconsciously obeyed Shen Yuze's instructions and held his breath.

Messy footsteps broke into the men's room. Hearing the footsteps, there were at least four or five people.

After the group of people entered the inner room, a rough male voice gave orders: "Ding Zi, you go to the outer room to guard, and report to us if the teacher comes. Big head, glasses, you two check to see if there is anyone in the cubicle."

Lu Ping: "???"

What are they going to do?

Lu Ping thought to himself, Shen Yuze just said that he was sneaky in the toilet, obviously these boys are really sneaky.

Wait, "glasses"? "Big head"?If I remember correctly, there are two boys in Class [-] and Class [-] next door whose nicknames are this!

Moreover, these two people had "ex-enmity" with Lu Ping and Shen Yuze. In the Book Building, the other party kept calling Lu Ping's nickname, and Shen Yuze beat them up in full view.

Shen Yuze and Lu Ping exchanged glances and nodded in unison.

The voice of the boy who spoke was very unfamiliar, and Lu Ping had never heard it before. The other party should not be from the liberal arts class, but probably from the science class... or even from other grades.

Under the instruction of the "leader brother", two footsteps came towards the cubicle.Ding Zi and Glasses pushed open the door of the single toilet one by one, and confirmed that there was no one inside.

Finally, their footsteps stopped outside the last compartment—that is, the compartment where Shen Yuze and Lu Ping were hiding!

Through a thin wooden door, any sound inside the door will be heard by people outside.

Because Lu Ping was too nervous, he raised his hand and subconsciously grabbed Shen Yuze's hand covering his mouth. Shen Yuze didn't speak, and the other hand squeezed his shoulder reassuringly.

Under the gaze of the two of them, the door panel of the compartment moved slightly.

The movement of the outsider to push the door stopped.

Soon, the door panel moved again, this time the shaking was much larger, and someone outside was shaking the door very hard.When it was shaken, some dust and paint on the door panel fell off dirty.

"Brother Zhao," Glasses reported, "This compartment cannot be opened!"

"The thing on the bridge of your nose is a decoration? Why are you so blind with four eyes together!" The rough male voice said cursingly, "There is such a big 'door lock is broken' hanging on the door, you can't see it. ?!"

Lu Ping inside the door: "..."

Shen Yuze inside the door: "..."

They have four eyes together, and they didn't see the sign of "the door lock is broken", so they are also blind...

The scolded glasses laughed twice, and hurried back to the boy named Brother Zhao.

All the boys form a small circle, headed by the leading senior boy.Immediately afterwards, a slight "crack" sounded among the crowd, followed by a second "crack", and a third "crack"...It sounded like the sound of a lighter being pressed.

Half a minute later, a strong smell of smoke diffused in the toilet and even floated into the cubicle.

At this moment, Lu Ping finally understood what they were doing furtively!It is to ask people to let the air go, and to check whether there are people in other compartments-they are gathering a crowd to smoke!

After entering high school, many boys secretly learn to smoke in order to "play cool", "get together" and "like adults".Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School is rigorous in academics, and the teaching office strictly enforces school spirit and discipline. Once caught smoking, the whole school will be criticized, and severe cases will even be punished.But even so, it failed to wipe out those unruly students.

The words "becoming an adult" seem to have a magical power.For those who are still one step away from entering adulthood, smoking is the fastest way for them to become "mature".Lu Ping really can't figure it out, where smoking is linked to maturity, people who think that "smoking = maturity" are obviously the most naive guys in the world.

Before, Lu Ping had also heard related rumors that xx from class xx had cigarettes in his pocket, and xxx from class xx brought a lighter to school, but he had never seen it with his own eyes.I didn't expect to see a scene where people gathered to smoke today!

In the toilet, the group of boys were engrossed in puffing.Minors are not allowed to buy cigarettes, but Brother Zhao is a senior high school student with an adult ID card. He can easily buy cigarettes from convenience stores and resell them to sophomores and freshmen.

Smoking in school is equivalent to committing a crime against the wind, which is really exciting and refreshing.

Brother Zhao took a sharp puff of the cigarette, biting the popping beads in the mouthpiece, and the cool mint flavor exploded in his mouth.He thought triumphantly: The bald head director of the teaching office can't think of it, I not only smoke, but also smoke in the toilet!After smoking, throw the cigarette butt into the toilet to destroy the corpse, and you will never be able to find it...

"—Yan Jun, Class [-], Class [-], Yuan Kai, Class [-], Senior, are you hiding in the men's room and smoking, aren't you afraid of being discovered?"

An unexpected voice sounded from the innermost compartment of the men's toilet. The boy's voice was very low, as if deliberately trying not to let them recognize his identity.

And the two people he named were two boys nicknamed "Glasses" and "Yuan Kai"!

The big head and the glasses shook their hands, and they couldn't hold the cigarette in their hands, so they fell to the ground.Punishment with this big killer is enough to make them tremble!

They never imagined that there were other people in the toilet that was supposed to be empty during the lunch break!

Brother Zhao was also surprised: "Who are you?"

When he was talking, he secretly winked at the younger brothers - anyway, the other party was alone, but there were four of them!Four against one, drag the other party out of the single room, no matter what you can defeat the other party!

"You don't need to know who I am," the person in the cubicle said, "You just need to know that I have recorded everything you just said with your mobile phone, and you can send it to the teacher at any time."

"..."

"The school rules of No. [-] Middle School are very strict, and the evidence is conclusive. No matter what, it is enough for you to bear a punishment."

"..."

Once the big weapon of "back punishment" came out, it was enough to scare those little brothers into fear.Boys of this age are really contradictory. They want to show their individuality and are independent, but they are afraid of letting the teacher know; It's ridiculous to sway left and right.

Seeing that the younger brothers were already showing signs of timidity, and brother Zhao couldn't do anything alone, he gritted his teeth and asked, "What are you going to do?"

He was ready to be blackmailed by the other party.

Brother Zhao still has some secondary illnesses in his body-it is black and black, just like the show on TV, he understands!

Unexpectedly, the people in the private room made an inexplicable request after a brief silence.

"...do you have a knife?"

"what?"

"Pocket knife for peeling fruit." The person in the private room urged impatiently, "Do you have any?"

I really asked the right person, Brother Zhao really has a three-in-one pocket knife on his body, which is usually tied to his key.The man's tone was inexplicably intimidating, Brother Zhao followed his instructions in a daze and untied the pocket knife from the keychain, and was about to throw it in through the gap above the private room when Brother Zhao suddenly realized.

Brother Zhao: "Wait, I can give you a knife, but how can you guarantee that you won't give the recording to the teacher?"

"How do you want me to guarantee it? Do you still want me to write you a letter?" The person in the single room sneered twice, "Make it clear, I am threatening you now, not asking you to make demands on me."

"..." Brother Zhao fell silent.

But the three younger brothers beside him were in a hurry, especially Glasses and Big Tou were furious: since the people in the private room can call their names, they must be people they know in real life!The two of them are most afraid of being accused of going to the teacher!

"Brother Zhao, just give it to him, our old class is too strict."

"Brother Zhao, please, this is my first time smoking! I can't let my mother know!"

Unable to bear the pleadings of the younger brothers, Brother Zhao wavered.

Brother Zhao shouted: "Brother, just say a word, make an oath, and make a promise, okay?"

"……promise?"

"Yes." Brother Zhao said, "You just swear with the dignity of a man! If you really tell the teacher about this, you won't be considered a man, and you won't be a man in the future!"

This promise sounds silly, but for the sensitive boys of seventeen or eighteen, "man enough" is definitely enough to break through their self-esteem.Those who are excellent in sports are not considered "men", those with long beards are considered "men", those who can smoke are considered "men", those bookworms with weak letters are not "men", and those who complain to the teacher are not "men".

They were obviously a group of little kids dominated by hormones, but at this time they talked about the dignity of a "man".

The people in the single room were very cheerful, and actually made a vow.

He swears with "man's dignity" that after he walks out of the toilet, he will destroy the recording and never tell the truth.

Only then did Brother Zhao feel relieved, and threw the knife in through the door.

After that, Brother Zhao and his younger brothers hastily threw half-smoked cigarettes into the toilet, asking the toilet to help them destroy the corpse, then opened the window of the toilet, sprayed some toilet water on their bodies, and left in a hurry.

When those messy footsteps were far away, in the single room, the two teenagers who were almost stuck together let out a sigh of relief at the same time.

"call……"

Lu Ping's palms were covered with sweat. He originally wanted to quietly wait for those bad students to leave, but he didn't expect Shen Yuze to make a sudden noise, which startled him!

Not only did Shen Yuze speak out boldly, but he also led them into the army, making those fools stupefied! !

When they were negotiating, Lu Ping didn't even dare to speak loudly.However, he really couldn't make a sound - from the beginning to the end, Shen Yuze's hand was on his mouth.

Shen Yuze covered his mouth, and he grabbed Shen Yuze's wrist in retaliation.After this "wrestling", Shen Yuze's wrist was pinched red by him.

"Why are you grabbing me so hard?" Shen Yuze turned his wrist, his skin was white, and the fingerprints left by Lu Ping were obvious.

"It's not you, you speak suddenly without discussing it. I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid I'll arrest you." Lu Ping said confidently, "And you still cover my mouth, don't you?"

"If I don't cover your mouth, you stupid mouse will really run into the hands of those hyenas." Shen Yuze opened the pocket knife while speaking.

When Lu Ping heard someone coming, his first reaction was to call for help.But if he really made a noise at that time, with the character of those boys, he would definitely publicize the matter of the two being trapped in a small room, and they still don't know how they will arrange it.

Now that the situation was reversed, Shen Yuze easily took the initiative. Not only did he not let them know that there was Lu Ping in the private room, but he also got a knife in exchange.

After the door handle was pulled out, there was only a bare lock hole and a simple rotating lock cylinder left. Shen Yuze lowered his head and studied it, and inserted a knife into it.

Lu Ping didn't even see how he did it, he just saw the small knife stab left and right, and then with a "clack bang", the door opened!

Lu Ping's eyes widened: "It's really opened?"

"This kind is too simple, I can drive even harder ones."

Shen Yuze put the knife away, threw it into the trash can beside him, and walked out of the cramped single room that had trapped them for nearly 10 minutes.

In the toilet, there was still a weird smell of toilet water mixed with cigarettes. Shen Yuze frowned, walked to the outside of the toilet, and turned on the faucet to wash his hands.

Lu Ping chased after him and asked curiously, "Why did you pick the lock?"

While washing his hands carefully, Shen Yuze replied casually: "You know that my family is rich, right? In order to prevent accidents, such as kidnapping, I have had a special teacher teach me this since I was a child."

His tone was unremarkable, as if he were describing the weather rather than a life-threatening matter.

After he finished speaking, he didn't hear from Lu Ping for a long time.

Shen Yuze turned off the faucet, looked sideways, and unexpectedly saw an expression called "sadness" on the boy's face.

Lu Ping looked really sad. His small face was wrinkled, and there was a funny smile on his mouth. He raised his hands in a panic and put them down at a loss. He seemed to want to hug Shen Yuze, but he didn't want to. Know if this is the right time to hug.

Shen Yuze was taken aback, chuckled, and asked, "Why this expression? Are you sympathizing with me?"

As he spoke, he raised his dripping hand and deliberately shook it on Lu Ping's face.

The cold water drops fell on Lu Ping's face, sweeping away his sadness.

"Damn, it's dirty!" Lu Ping wanted to hide, but after all, his butt was still injured, as if he had been hit by the slowdown debuff, so he could only move slowly, "Don't bully a sick patient!"

……

After that, Shen Yuze accompanied Lu Ping to the toilets on other floors.Lu Ping took the time to apply the medicine, and Shen Yuze guarded the door for him. After he finished applying the ointment, the two returned to the classroom.

By the time they got back to class, the lunch break was almost over.

Lu Ping wanted to lie down on the table and take a nap for a while, but Shen Yuze refused to let him sleep. Instead, he took out a piece of paper and pushed it in front of Lu Ping.

Lu Ping: "?"

I saw Shen Yuze said seriously: "As a member of Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School, we know that there are people in the school who violate the school rules and gather to smoke. Are we going to cover up their behavior like this? And that Brother Zhao not only smokes himself, but also sells cigarettes to other students. , This kind of thing has too bad influence on the school atmosphere!"

In fact, Lu Ping also felt in his heart that he shouldn't turn a blind eye like this.but……

Lu Ping: "But you swear on 'man's dignity', if you tell the teacher, will it be bad?"

"You're right." Shen Yuze pushed the paper towards Lu Ping again, "So you write the report letter."

Lu Ping: "???"

He was shocked: "Is my man's dignity not important?"

"It was me who swore, not you." Shen Yuze said, "You are just a witness to this incident!"

"But……"

"Lu Ping, didn't you read the school's bulletin board?" Shen Yuze whispered, "Smoking is the most serious violation of school discipline. Once the report is found out, the reporter can be rewarded with 300 yuan."

"!!!" A row of exclamation marks immediately appeared on the top of Lu Ping's head, "Does one count the money once??"

Isn't that 1000 or [-] yuan for four people!He has his pocket money for a year! ! !

Thinking of this, Lu Ping immediately took the pen and paper and rolled up his sleeves.

——Please, he can't even ask for money for the dignity of a man!