fake god

After the "report letter" was handed in, I received a response within a week--during the exercise between classes one day, the dean led two physical education teachers to "catch" four boys who gathered to smoke in the east side of the men's toilet on the third floor of the first grade. Names, it is Brother Zhao, Ding Zi, Glasses and Big Head!

Brother Zhao was not a first-time offender, this time he was directly punished + the whole school notified him of criticism, and the other three were first-time offenders, so they were only taken back by their class teachers to teach them a lesson, and their parents were invited.

Brother Zhao gritted his teeth with hatred, and let out the words, saying that he would severely teach that informer who turned back.If caught by him, he will definitely punish him!

The sound of the wind reached Lu Ping's ears, and Lu Ping... stood still.

Anyway, those idiots would never have guessed that there were two people in the toilet at that time, so just scold them, the small money they get is the most delicious~!

After his pockets bulged, Lu Ping suddenly became wealthy.

He has already planned how to use the 1000 and [-] yuan. He wants to buy a bouquet of flowers for his mother, a belt for his father, and a big blingbling butterfly clip for his sister. Buy a bag of dried fish!The rest of the money will be used as his small coffers, the more the better.

After listening to Lu Ping's plan, Shen Yuze: "...What about mine?"

Lu Ping didn't understand: "What's yours?"

"I came up with the idea. You even planned a gift for the cat in the backyard. Why didn't you give it to me?"

Lu Ping was shocked, and he tightly held his small coffers: "You are so rich, you still need to get wool from me?"

"This isn't a plucking of wool." Shen Yuze said sternly, "This is dividing up the spoils."

Lu Ping: "..."

In the end, Lu Ping reluctantly cut his flesh, and asked Shen Yuze to go to the small supermarket on the first floor of the school to realize "snack freedom".

To be honest, none of the snacks Shen Yuze in the small supermarket at school caught his eye. Potato chips, biscuits, spicy sticks, crispy noodles, and buns. Shen Yuze is not seven years old, so he has no interest in these things.

However, Shen Yuze liked to see Lu Ping's little expression that was clearly heartbroken, but he wanted to pretend to be generous.

Shen Yuze scanned the rows of bread on the shelf, first took a two-dollar sausage, Lu Ping looked calm; he took a five-dollar coconut bread, Lu Ping calmly; then eight yuan chocolates, potato chips worth 12 yuan, chewing gum in barrels worth 15 yuan... The corners of Lu Ping’s mouth trembled, but he refused to speak; Living!

Lu Ping: "Cough cough! Cough cough! Cough cough cough!"

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Your throat is uncomfortable?"

Lu Ping covered his chest in pain: "My heart is not feeling well."

Shen Yuze: "Be patient if you feel uncomfortable." He calmly took another can of yogurt from the shelf, estimated the total price in his heart, and said mercifully, "Let's just start with these."

What can Lu Ping do, he can only take the small shopping basket from Shen Yuze, and run to the cash register with tears in his eyes to line up.

The students all bought snacks during the recess. There were a lot of people queuing up, and they finally got to Luping. The cashier scanned the QR codes one by one, and quickly quoted a total price.

The school's small supermarket cannot use cash, and can only use the campus card for payment.

The cashier tapped on the cash register and signaled Lu Ping to stick the campus card on it.

result--

"Drip drip!"

The machine reported an error.

"?" Lu Ping was puzzled, took off the card and pasted it again...the result was still an error.

"Student," the cashier looked at the code displayed on the machine and told him, "Your card balance is insufficient."

It was only then that Lu Ping remembered that his card did not have that much money anymore.Their school meals are very cheap. He pays 200 yuan for his meal card at a time. In addition, he rarely comes to small supermarkets to buy snacks. Even if he buys, he only chooses the cheap and affordable spicy noodles. [-] yuan is enough for him. Two or three weeks.

Lu Ping asked embarrassingly: "...is cash okay?"

"No, I can only use the campus card." The cashier said, "Student, are you still paying? There are still many students queuing up."

Just when Lu Ping was hesitating whether to take out a few items without paying the bill, the cut-headed boy in the queue behind Lu Ping became impatient, and the man directly pushed Lu Ping away, muttering: "Stand aside if you don't pay the bill, don't delay Time for everyone. I’m so embarrassed to take so many things, I don’t know how much balance I have in my card?”

In the last sentence, he deliberately raised the volume.He saw that the hoodie Lu Ping was wearing in his school uniform jacket and the sneakers under his feet were cheap, and he thought he was swollen face to pretend to be fat.

Lu Ping could hear the boy with an inch hair mocking him, but he didn't like to have conflicts with others, so he simply pretended he didn't hear it.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared behind them, firmly separating Lu Ping and the cropped boy with a strong and undeniable attitude.

"Where did you come from?" The short-haired boy couldn't stand still, and said angrily, "Do you know how to line up?!"

"You should say this to yourself." Shen Yuze asked coldly, "We haven't settled the bill yet, why are you squeezing?"

Shen Yuze grabbed Lu Ping's hoodie collar with one hand, and handed out his campus card with the other, pressed it on the table, and pushed it to the cashier: "Please pay the bill, use my card."

Lu Ping: "..."

The cashier was also afraid that the students would fight, so he hurriedly took Shen Yuze's campus card and "dipped" it on the machine.

Shen Yuze's campus card is rich, not only rich, but also... a lot of money.

After swiping the card, the balance is displayed on the screen on the cashier's side.When seeing the numbers on the screen clearly, the cashier's expression went blank for a moment.

Shen Yuze asked calmly: "By the way, how much balance do I have in my card? I don't know."

This was obviously meant for the cropped boy.

The cashier recited the numbers on the screen like sleepwalking.

Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and thirty two.

The pile of snacks on the cash register adds up to more than 60 yuan.

In other words... Shen Yuze originally had a balance of [-] in his card? ? ? ? ? ?

Lu Ping: "..."

The inch-cut boy: "……………"

Other students in the back row: "……………"

Shen Yuze took back the campus card calmly, put the pile of snacks in a bag, and then, under the shocking gaze of everyone, he continued to grab Lu Ping by the collar of his hoodie, and dragged him out of the small supermarket in the school.

Lu Ping's buttocks are not yet sharp, and he walks slowly.Normally he would grin his teeth as he went up the stairs, but now his attention wasn't on his ass at all.

He walked up a few steps like a ghost, and the clockwork in his head finally started spinning again.

He stopped in his tracks, looked at the prudent teenagers beside him, and asked eagerly, "Shen Yuze, did I hear correctly just now, your..." He hurriedly lowered his volume again, like a thief, "Is there anything in your campus card?" 10 yuan???"

"Well, what's wrong?" Shen Yuze took out his campus card and handed it to Lu Ping.

How could Lu Ping dare to pick it up, shiveringly put the card back into Shen Yuze's palm, and felt uneasy again, and asked him to install the card.

"Are you crazy? Charge one hundred thousand to the campus card?" Lu Ping heard that some rich second-generation boarding students would charge three to five thousand to the card in one go.But to charge [-] yuan to the campus card, he really suspected that Shen Yuze was mentally ill.

No, to be precise, they are both rich and sick.

"Actually, I didn't expect there to be so many. When I transferred schools, the housekeeper was in charge of these procedures." Shen Yuze shrugged, "I guess she just asked how much money can be recharged at most, so she just recharged it. .”

Lu Ping: "...you don't eat at school, what's the use of charging so much money?"

"That's right." Shen Yuze thought for a while, and asked seriously, "How about you spend it for me?"

"You think I'm a pig," Lu Ping said helplessly, "Even if I eat 100 yuan a day, I can't finish it in three years."

……

The last class on Friday is routinely physical education.Lu Ping's tailbone injury was still not healed, so he secretly handed in a leave note to the physical education teacher, and got the preferential treatment of "go and sit on the stage with the girl who has a stomachache!".

When he was in junior high school, Lu Ping was always curious about why girls would ask for leave every time in physical education class, and the excuse was always "stomach pain".At that time, there were boys in the class who were playing tricks and wanted to be lazy, so they also told the physical education teacher that they had a "stomach pain", but they were punished by the teacher to run ten laps of the playground.

The turning point of everything was one day in Lu Ping's third year of junior high school—I still remember that day, the teacher from the school's infirmary walked into the classroom and asked all the girls to follow the head teacher to the conference room, while all the boys stayed in the classroom.Then, the teacher closed the curtains, turned off the lights in the classroom, and played an "educational film" for all the boys.

That "educational film" is not too long, only a little over 20 minutes.At the beginning of the screening, the class was chaotic, and there were boys laughing from time to time, which was a kind of laughter mixed with shyness and expectation.

Gradually, the laughter disappeared, and apart from the soundtrack played on the screen, the whole room was extremely quiet, only the silent breathing of the boys.

In the darkness, the little boy Lu Ping looked at it very seriously. At that time, he didn't know that in the bigger and more developed cities, the popularization of sex-education was earlier, and many children of his age had been exposed to these things as early as elementary school. educated.And this North Shore boy didn't see the difference between "he" and "her" so clearly on the big screen for the first time until the third year of junior high school.

It turned out that the reason why the girls took time off from physical education class was because of this, and it turned out that the reason why the boys got up in the morning to wash their underwear was because of that... Lu Ping was too late. He checked himself while watching the film, but found that he was not like the educational film. His every move generates too much attention.

Even now, a few years later, he and the girls are sitting side by side in the stands beside the playground, and he still doesn't feel any "heartbeat", just feels...very embarrassing.

The most embarrassing thing was that each of those girls brought a small cushion to prevent the cold; Lu Ping also brought his small U-shaped cushion to prevent the injury from aggravating.

Chen Miaomiao is also one of the members who asked for leave.

Now that Chen Miaomiao and Lu Ping are gradually getting acquainted, Lu Ping feels that if the "friendship" with Shen Yuze is used as a benchmark, Chen Miaomiao can be regarded as at least 0.2 of his friends.

Chen · 0.2 friends · Miaomiao looked at the cushion under Lu Ping's buttocks, and asked in confusion, "Why did you ask for leave?"

Lu Ping vaguely said that he was not feeling well.

Fortunately, Chen Miaomiao didn't pursue the question, but asked another topic gossipingly: "Lu Ping, I heard people say that Shen Yuze charged 10 yuan into the campus card. Is it true?!"

This is the hottest gossip in school recently!Shen Yuze is still very well-known in the school. Many people were there in the school's small supermarket that day, so the news spread quickly, and everyone knew it soon.

For this rumor, some people believe it, and some people don't believe it.

Chen Miaomiao was between the two, half-believing and half-doubting.She knew that Lu Ping and Shen Yuze had a good relationship. As the Queen of Gossip, of course she had to get the most accurate news!So she specifically asked Lu Ping for confirmation.

The money is not revealed, Lu Ping asked vaguely: "Do you really think that someone will put [-] in the meal card?"

Chen Miaomiao: "It's impossible for others, but it's possible for Shen Yuze!"

"Why? Just because he's rich?"

"No, because of his face!" Chen Miaomiao exaggeratedly rested her chin on her hands, and said shyly, "Don't you think it's understandable for him to do incredible things with Shen Yuze's face?"

"..." Lu Ping thought about it seriously for a while, and said firmly, "I don't think so."

He only thinks that Shen Yuze is a handsome fool.

……

In this physical education class, the teacher didn't let the students move freely, but ran back and forth in line. Shen Yuze didn't like sports the most, and ran around the playground a few times with a dark face, feeling uncomfortable all over.

What annoyed him the most was...while he was running hard, that little bastard Lu Ping was chatting so happily with other girls!

I don't know what they were talking about, but while chatting, Chen Miaomiao took out a bag of melon seeds from her pocket and gave them to Lu Ping!

Lu Ping (pretended) declined a few times, but finally accepted the handful of melon seeds.

Lu Ping is actually not very good at cracking melon seeds. Other girls can knock melon seeds out with just their teeth, but he can’t. Benevolence.

He was very attentive in searching, Shen Yuze ran past him several times, Lu Ping didn't even look up at him.

It's really a little mouse with a small heart and no luck, forgetting its roots when it has food.

Shen Yuze: "..."

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Shen Yuze walked straight to Lu Ping, without saying a word, and stared at him with a cold expression.

The other girls were frightened by Shen Yuze, but Lu Ping was calm. He slowly wrapped the skin of the melon seeds in a tissue and stuffed it into the pocket of the school uniform. Then he grabbed Shen Yuze's arm with one hand, and then stood up with strength.

"I'm leaving first." Lu Ping waved to the girls, "See you later."

After finishing speaking, he hugged his u-shaped cushion and left the playground slowly behind Shen Yuze.

Looking at the back of the two leaving, Chen Miaomiao suddenly held the hand of the little sister beside her.

Chen Miaomiao's voice trembled: "Is it just me who ate this candy, or did other sisters also have it?"

Little sister: "...???"

……

Shen Yuze walked very fast, Lu Ping's butt hurt, and he couldn't catch up after walking a few more steps.

Lu Ping didn't leave at all, and stood on the spot and shouted: "Shen Yuze, what kind of young master's temper are you having? Have you forgotten how to write the first two of our "Rules at the same table"? First, the cold war is prohibited, and second... "

"—Second, communicate in time if you have any problems." The eraser is still in Shen Yuze's pencil case, and he takes it out to play with it every day, of course he will not forget it.

Lu Ping akimbo: "So I order you, communicate with me more!"

Shen Yuze turned around and returned to Lu Ping, looking down at him: "Do you need to communicate with me? I think you communicated well with Chen Miaomiao."

"..." Lu Ping came to his senses, dumbfounded, "You got angry because I talked too much to Chen Miaomiao?"

Lu Ping thought, is this the young master's desire for monopoly? Just because he is his friend, he can only be his friend from the beginning to the end.

Shen Yuze looked away slightly, not wanting Lu Ping to see the embarrassment in his eyes: "...you guys are still eating together."

Although it's just a small thing like melon seeds.But before today, Lu Ping had only shared food with Shen Yuze.

Hearing this, Lu Ping hooked him.

"Shen Yuze, stretch out your hand."

"...?" Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lu Ping's gourd, Shen Yuze still stretched out his hand.

Then, Lu Ping took out a wad of tissue from his school uniform pocket, and gently placed it in Shen Yuze's palm.

"Open it and have a look." Lu Ping winked at him, "You are satisfied."

Without knowing it, Shen Yuze went inside and opened the tissue - inside was a handful of tattered melon seeds.

Shen Yuze: "???"

Lu Ping: "!!!" He was embarrassed, his face flushed, and he snatched back the messy melon seeds in a panic, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, do it again, I made a mistake!!"

The boy randomly stuffed the tissue with melon seeds back into his pocket, and then took out another crumpled tissue that looked exactly the same from the other pocket.

This time, he didn't let Shen Yuze take it apart, but took the initiative to unfold the tissue carefully——

——No mistake this time, in the paper towel, there are dozens of complete melon seeds lying quietly.

These are the melon seeds that Lu Ping broke apart, selected and preserved one by one with his hands just now.

He left it all to Shen Yuze.

Shen Yuze has received countless expensive gifts since he was a child, such as famous horses imported from overseas, watches made by famous craftsmen, and even real estate worth tens of millions... But the strange thing is that when he received those gifts, he didn't even think about it. It's hard to pretend to be happy.

But now, this handful of small, flimsy, and almost completely worthless melon seeds made his heart beat heavily.

The boy raised his head, the sunshine in early autumn couldn't compare to his bright smile.With a slight tone of asking for credit, he said: "It's all for you, I tasted it, it's really delicious!"

Fearing that Shen Yuze would not believe it, he simply picked one up and handed it to Shen Yuze's lips.

How big is a melon seed kernel? Shen Yuze opened his lips slightly, and with a lick of the tip of his tongue, he hooked the melon seed kernel into his mouth... Even "accidentally", his lips touched Lu Ping's fingertips.

"It's really delicious." Shen Yuze stared into the boy's eyes and said softly, "I will cherish it."

……

There are not many melon seeds in a handful, no matter how cherished Shen Yuze ate, he still ate them up quickly.

Lu Ping patted his chest and promised that he would peel Shen Yuze again next time.

Shen Yuze thought for a while: "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. I think we should go buy melon seeds now."

Lu Ping: "???"

Brother, he is just talking casually!It's not that Young Master Shen has no money, so why not buy machine-peeled melon seeds and squeeze him, Yang Bailao.

But Shen Yuze paid attention, and directly took Lu Ping to the school's small supermarket, and then bought a bag of melon seeds of all flavors on the shelf.

Lu Ping: "...boss, this is another price."

Shen Yuze didn't care: "Another price is another price. I can afford a dollar for a melon seed."

"!!!" Lu Ping almost hugged his thigh, "If you really want a melon seed for one yuan, I can peel you until you go bankrupt!!!"

The cashier in the supermarket was very impressed with Shen Yuze.Nonsense, who can't remember the rich second-generation student who recharged [-] yuan in the campus card, especially this boy is so handsome.

Shen Yuze walked to the cashier with a few packets of melon seeds: "Check out."

He is still so reticent.

After the cashier has scanned all the product barcodes, he is ready to witness the campus card worth [-] yuan again! !

Then... He watched Shen Yuze fumble through all the pockets on his body, but he couldn't find the campus card.

Lu Ping, who was waiting for him to pay the bill, asked, "Did you not bring your card? Then use my card to pay first."

"...No, I brought it." Shen Yuze replied, "I did bring it with me before physical education class."

Lu Ping: "...What about the card?"

"The card is gone."

Lu Ping: "Fuck!!" He swears for the first time, "I lost my card?????"

Shen Yuze could still remain calm: "Well, it might have fallen while running."

Without further ado, Lu Ping threw down the melon seeds and rushed out - he lost his 10 yuan campus card, how many melon seeds would he have to knock out! ! ! !

……

Lu Ping limped towards the playground, ignoring the injury to his butt.

The problem is, it's the end of school on Friday, and thousands of students in the whole school are walking out of the school gate at the same time. The playground is in front of the teaching building, and everyone will pass by the playground...even though Lu Ping and Shen Yuze have rushed back as fast as possible , walked around the runway many times, but they still couldn't find Shen Yuze's lost student card.

Lu Ping's whole body was shaken by the blow. Although the 10 yuan was not his own, he was more anxious than Shen Yuze, the client.

Shen Yuze was calm, and comforted him instead: "The campus card is also a student card, with my photo, class, and name on it. If someone picks it up, if they want to return it, they will definitely find me."

"What if you don't want to pay it back?"

"If you don't want to pay it back..." Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows, "...we have to see if that person has the guts."

"..." Lu Ping thought about it carefully, and found that what Shen Yuze said was indeed reasonable.

There was 10 yuan in that card, and Shen Yuze was a celebrity in the school. Even if someone picked up the card and wanted to take advantage of it, they would definitely not dare to act rashly after seeing the money in it.

The two discussed it: it's Friday after school, if the person who picked up the card wants to return it, he will definitely come to class to look for Shen Yuze on Monday.If no one comes to return the card after Monday, then go to the Academic Affairs Office to lock the card and reissue it.

That's all for now.

……

Because of this terrible accident before school, Lu Ping's original expectations for the weekend were wiped out.

He rejected Shen Yuze's offer to take him home, got on the bus alone, and wandered home.

Ever since he was injured, in order for him to recuperate, his parents no longer let him go out with them, but let him stay at home with An An.

After he got home, he helped his sister with her homework first.Now elementary school students also have a lot of homework, dictation, reading aloud, reciting ancient poems, keeping a diary... Lu Ping feels that An An has worked much harder than when he was a child.

It was not until 09:30 in the evening that the little girl stumbled and memorized the ancient poems.It's time for An An to change her teeth now, her mouth leaks when she speaks, and it's funny when she recites ancient poems.Lu Ping wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, for fear that if he laughed, his sister wouldn't study hard again.

Children should not go to bed too late.Lu Ping coaxed the little princess to brush her teeth and wash her face, put her to bed, and then tiptoed back to her room.

At this time, the pointer had already pointed to eleven o'clock.

Lu Ping turned on the desk lamp and sat in front of his desk.Looking out from the window directly opposite the desk, you can just see the scenery on the other side of the Jiaojiang River.

Looking at the tall building with lonely lights, he couldn't help but wonder what Rapunzel was doing in the tower?

He couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, wanting to send Shen Yuze a message to chat.

It's so strange that I just separated a few hours ago, but now I'm missing you.

He turned on the phone and was about to click on the address book, when suddenly his eyes were attracted by a familiar icon - a red prompt number "2" was clearly displayed in the upper right corner of the partner software.

Lu Ping knew that this character meant that someone sent him a private message.

Lu Ping has been updating the account of @fake-diamond intermittently.

He didn't know what words to use to describe himself.He knew it was wrong to do so, but he was like an addict and couldn't stop at all.

In the beginning, he pretended to be Shen Yuze in order to use his glamorous identity to gain respect and kindness that he had never experienced in reality.He is so lonely.He is almost transparent in real life, and only when he is covered with an illusory shell online can anyone see him.

He is obsessed with the feeling of being liked, even though he knows that what they like is not him.

Sometimes he even thought, it would be great if Shen Yuze hadn't come to him.If Shen Yuze is still in the distant imperial capital, then he can still have a diamond dream with peace of mind.

But when Shen Yuze came, he just came.He broke the myth of perfection and stood in front of Lu Ping more truly.

Lu Ping was so contradictory that he even looked down on himself.While enjoying Shen Yuze's status as a friend, he secretly steals Shen Yuze's nutrients in a dark corner.

If Shen Yuze knew the bad things he did in private, if Shen Yuze knew the meanness and vanity in his heart, if Shen Yuze knew that he was so eager for other people's attention... he would definitely find him ridiculous and would not pay attention to him again, right?

As soon as Lu Ping thought about it, when the matter was revealed, Shen Yuze would push him away like those people who used to hate him, and then stepped on his feet, and maybe he would complain to others: "It's disgusting, to be treated like this People stick to each other."... He was so sad that his whole heart wrinkled together.

One wrong step, one wrong step, Lu Ping told a lie, and had to use countless lies to cover it up.

He has no turning back.

Lu Ping sighed, and his mood sank again.

The phone vibrated slightly again, and the number in the upper right corner of the partner software changed from "2" to "3".

Lu Ping told himself not to think about it anymore, he cheered up and clicked on the software background.

On the screen, a strange avatar lay quietly in his inbox.

After seeing the content on the screen clearly, Lu Ping's breathing stagnated.

[Shen Yuze, are you there? 】

【I picked up your student ID card on the playground】

【meet on Monday】