fake god

Lu Ping's misfortune and luck are: he broke his butt on Thursday, and the doctor told him to stay in bed at home for three days, which happened to be five or six days.In this way, he actually only missed one class on Friday, and he could make up for it by borrowing notes from his classmates.

On Monday morning, Lu Ping, who was half-resurrected, stepped into the school gate very slowly.Although he can walk now, the tailbone is still aching. Yesterday when he took a shower, he took a look in the mirror - the lavender blood has subsided a lot, but there is still some redness and swelling around the tailbone, with the left and right petals The buttocks also got those colors.Even if he ate firewood when he was a child, he was never in such a mess.

Walking on campus, he tried his best to appear calm and normal, but in fact, every time he took a step, his soul was howling.When he was practicing walking at home yesterday, his sister said that he looked like a little mermaid, because the little mermaid was like this when she first took shape, and every step she took hurt like dancing on the tip of a knife.

Lu Ping really hurts. If he was given a chance to choose, he would never go from the sea to the land 10 years ago. It is not appropriate for a sea creature to have a spine. Why must he walk upright?

By the time Lu Ping walked into the classroom step by step, most of the students in the class had already arrived.

No one greeted Lu Ping, and no one asked why Lu Ping asked for leave on Friday.Lu Ping was both happy and disappointed.

He moved to the last row of the classroom, and slowly took out the small cushion his mother made for him from his bag: the cushion was U-shaped, placed upside down under the buttocks and thighs, just enough to allow the tailbone to hang in the air.

In fact, the doctor said that if there is no mat, children's swimming rings for children can also be used.An An contributed her favorite small swimming ring for her own brother. Lu Ping glanced at Princess Aisha on the swimming ring and declined his sister's kindness.

After placing the cushions, Lu Ping could finally sit down comfortably.

The seat next to him was still empty - Shen Yuze hadn't been on campus before eight o'clock, except for the early self-study in the first few days of his transfer.

Teacher Wu, the head teacher, talked to him and told him that the class monitor would check his attendance during morning self-study, and he would be fined 5 yuan for each late arrival and 10 yuan for every absence (except sick leave).

So Shen Yuze went directly to the squad leader and paid 300 yuan, saying it would be a monthly subscription.

After Lu Ping found out about this, he was so anxious that he scolded him: "Shen Yuze, I know you have money, but you don't spend it like this! You are wasting money!"

Shen Yuze: "Why was it wasted?"

Lu Ping: "If you don't come to school on weekends, the monthly subscription should be 200 yuan!"

Shen Yuze: "..."

In short, Lu Ping can comfortably occupy the two tables during his morning self-study, and he doesn't have to be afraid of encroaching on the territory of the same table.

Lu Ping took out his notebook from his bag and poked at the monitor sitting in the front row.

"Squad leader," Lu Ping said, "I'm on leave on Friday, can you lend me my notes?"

The squad leader looked embarrassed: "I lent it to xx..."

Lu Ping: "Have you lent all the notes?"

"Hmm." The squad leader replied vaguely.

Lu Ping went to ask that classmate xx again.

Student Xx was impatient: "I haven't finished copying yet."

Lu Ping: "Then lend me a copy after you finish copying?"

"No, my deskmate is still in the back row."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping didn't insult himself and continued to ask if he could take turns copying with them, because he knew that it was all excuses to copy everything and borrow it out.They just don't want to lend it to him. Boys are very careful when they form a small group.

Seeing that Lu Ping was bumping into walls everywhere, Chen Miaomiao couldn't stand it anymore, and ran over on her own initiative: "Lu Ping, you can copy mine!"

Lu Ping was very grateful and took Chen Miaomiao's notebook.

He opened her notebook and found Friday's content.The handwriting in the first two lines of the notes is fairly neat, but from the third line onwards, the handwriting gradually becomes wild, and the words borrow radicals from each other, like a team of lost ants crawling across.

By the end of the page, the handwriting was no longer recognizable as Chinese, it had all turned into inexplicable dots and lines, and occasionally there was a shocking curve that almost penetrated the page.

Lu Ping stared at the incomprehensible dots and lines on this page: "...When did we teach cryptography?"

Chen Miaomiao groaned, a little shy: "That's because I was too sleepy, half asleep and half awake to force myself to write..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

"Thank you." Lu Ping returned her notebook, "A good person lives a safe life."

He really shouldn't have any hope for the class notes of the fourth-to-last (including Shen Yuze, she is the fifth-to-last).

Just when Lu Ping was thinking about who else he could borrow notes from, he suddenly heard a commotion in the corridor.

"Sister Meng!"

"Why is Sister Meng coming to the second year of high school?"

"Sister, are you here to find someone?"

Greeting greetings came one after another, everyone followed the sound and looked up, and sure enough, they saw a figure of Ping Ting walking slowly from the other end of the corridor.

The girl has a light figure, and every time she takes a step, the ponytail behind her is gently swaying, which is particularly eye-catching.

She stopped at the door of Class [-], Grade [-], then raised her hand and knocked lightly on the door.

It is not an exaggeration to say that when Meng Xin appeared, Lu Ping found that the boys in his class stretched their necks like meerkats on the African savannah (= Timon in The Lion King), and even the air was stretched out. Everything is full of spring breath.

The squad leader teleported to the front door of the class with a swish, and asked attentively, "Senior sister, what can you do? I'm the squad leader of Class [-], Grade [-]."

Meng Xin smiled reservedly: "I'm here to find someone."

As soon as he heard that she was looking for someone, the squad leader reacted: "Oh, you are here for Shen Yuze, right?"

Now that the scandal between Shen Yuze and Meng Xin is widely known, the combination of a handsome man and a beautiful woman, even if Ding Man wants to be bitter, there is nowhere to be bitter.

"Shen Yuze is not here now, he usually comes to the classroom after self-study."

Unexpectedly, Meng Xin shook her head and said, "I didn't come to look for him."

"Eh?"

"I'm here to find his deskmate."

Shen Yuze's deskmate?Isn't that—

For a moment, the class leader turned his head exaggeratedly, but no one would think that his reaction was too much, because at this moment, all Ding Man in the class was like him, and all their eyes were on Lu Ping!

Lu Ping: "..."

Under the gaze of everyone, Lu Ping stood up silently from the last row, slowly, with a serious expression, walked through the entire class, and walked towards senior sister Meng Xin who was waiting for him outside the door.

Ding Man was shocked: Since when did the prince and sister Meng become so familiar? ? ? ?Sister Meng came to look for him, but he was so calm, he was not in a hurry, and he didn't even move his eyebrows.

What they didn't know was that there was only one thought left in Lu Ping's mind at this time.

Lu Ping: ...Gah, my ass hurts so much QAQ.

……

When Shen Yuze stepped into the classroom 5 minutes before class, he did not see the familiar figure in the seat beside him.

If it wasn't for seeing a brand new butt pad on the seat, Shen Yuze would have thought that Lu Ping had asked for leave again.

But where did Lu Ping go?Before the injury healed, he ran around.

Shen Yuze pulled away the chair, and before he could sit down, the monitor in the front row suddenly turned around, put his hands on his desk, his eyes were full of gossip!

Shen Yuze, who is obsessed with cleanliness, looked down at the hands propped on his desk, and then at the other party.

Squad leader: "..." He quickly took his hand back.

He cleared his throat: "Shen Yuze, you are finally here! You don't know what happened just now!"

Shen Yuze was not interested in the gossip in the class at all, and did not answer the words.

Class monitor: "It was early self-study time! Someone came looking for Lu Ping! Lu Ping went out with her! He hasn't come back until now! Guess who that person is!"

When he spoke, his voice was high, whether it was interrogative or declarative, he turned it into an exclamation.

"..." Shen Yuze finally had mood swings, raised his eyes and asked, "Who?"

"It's Meng Xin!"

"..."

"I don't know how that kid met Senior Meng. When Senior Meng came to him, the two of them left talking and laughing!"

"..."

Who said boys don't gossip?They gossip even scarier.The squad leader wanted to continue describing Lu Ping's behavior to Shen Yuze, but before he could open his mouth, he suddenly felt the temperature around him drop a few degrees...he looked at Shen Yuze's expression again...uh, let's say a few words less.

The monitor trembled and turned back quickly.

He leaned over at the same table and asked, "How is it? What's Shen Yuze's reaction?"

"How can you react? His face is so ugly." The squad leader whispered, "I must be jealous!"

My deskmate tsk tsk.

The two big boys have been gossiping for a while, they don't know, the answer they guessed is right, but not all right...

……

Just before the bell rang for the first class, Lu Ping hurried back to the class.

As soon as he came in, his identity changed from "Prince of Cake" to "Prince of Cake invited out by Senior Meng", and all Ding Man began to pay attention to him again.

Without squinting, Lu Ping walked slowly through the group of Ding Man.

He sat on his throne (butt cushion), turned his head, and bumped into Shen Yuze's sight.

Lu Ping: "...Hi?"

Shen Yuze remained calm: "What did you do?"

Lu Ping was quite frank: "Oh, sister Meng came to me just now."

Shen Yuze: "What does she want from you?"

"It's 'that thing'." Lu Ping winked at him, "She said she wanted to thank me and invite me to dinner."

Shen Yuze's fingers on his knees tightened slightly: "You agree?"

"No, no, it's just a matter of little effort, how can I be embarrassed!"

Only then did Shen Yuze feel relieved.

That's right, with Lu Ping's personality, he's really not the kind of person who promises to return favors.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ping didn't finish his sentence: "But, I do have one thing to trouble Senior Sister..."

As he spoke, he unzipped the zipper of his school uniform jacket triumphantly, and sneakily took out two pink notebooks from his pocket.

"They check for omissions and make up for gaps in the third semester of senior high school, and they need to sort out the knowledge points of the second year of high school, so the senior sister just happened to have the notes of the second year of high school!" Lu Ping said happily, "I can make up for the notes I missed last week!"

Meng Xin has good grades and takes beautiful notes.The pink notebook was opened, and all the knowledge points were sorted out clearly, and they were clearly marked with marker pens of different colors.

If Lu Ping hadn't "sacrificed" his ass, it would be absolutely impossible to borrow such comprehensive notes!

"..." Shen Yuze looked at Lu Ping's flaunting expression and asked, "If you need the notes from last Friday, why didn't you borrow them from me?"

"Eh?"

Under Lu Ping's surprised gaze, Shen Yuze opened his schoolbag and took out a notebook.

open.

There are four main subjects on Friday, from the first period to the eighth period, all the notes are lying neatly in the notebook.Iron painted with silver hooks, each stroke was written with great care, and the familiar font looked like it was written by Shen Yuze.

Lu Ping was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "You remember?"

Shen Yuze replied stiffly: "No, the dog remembers."

"...Do you know that this is scolding yourself?"

"..."

Shen Yuze snorted: "Are you copying or not?"

Lu Ping immediately swayed: Sister Meng Xin's notes are hard to come by, Shen Yuze's notes are hard to come by, if you have to choose one...

Lu Ping: "I still choose—"

Before he gave the answer, Shen Yuze seemed to remind him unintentionally: "By the way, have you ever thought that if other students know that Meng Xin borrowed your notes, would they be curious about the reason?"

Lu Ping turned 180 degrees sharply, and said with an exaggerated aria: "—I must choose you! My good tablemate!"

Shen Yuze said coldly, "Why did you hesitate just now?"

"..." Lu Ping mumbled his head and copied his notes, pretending to be deaf and blind, absolutely not letting Shen Yuze know his guilty conscience!

……

Because Lu Ping's butt was injured, he couldn't go to the cafeteria to eat during lunch break.The cafeteria was on the other side of the campus, and it was too painful for him to walk over and back.

In order to take care of him, Lu's mother got up early in the morning to prepare meals for her son, and packed them tightly in an insulated box.When Lu Ping took it out, the food was still hot, but the vegetables were slightly wilted after being covered in the heat preservation box for too long.

It's just that he didn't expect that Shen Yuze had lunch at school today.The driver delivered the lunch to the school gate, and then the teacher from the logistics department brought it over.

Is this the privilege of the rich!

Lu Ping, the chef of Shen's family, has experienced the good craftsmanship for a long time. When the three-tiered food box was opened, the aroma of hot dishes captured all senses in an instant.

Shen Yuze took the initiative to push the lunch between the two of them, and even sandwiched meat for him.

Lu Ping clutched his lunch box: "No need, look, my mother made salty and sour rice for me."

Shen Yuze: "That's just right. I didn't have enough of the salty and sour rice my aunt made last time. Share some of yours with me, and share some of mine with you."

Lu Ping is not stupid, how could he know that Shen Yuze is taking care of him, and still take advantage of him with the cheek?

Seeing him standing still, Shen Yuze put it another way: "The chef brought so much, I couldn't finish it and had to throw it away."

His hook was too straight, Lu Ping knew it was a hook, but he still scratched his head anxiously.

"Don't, don't, I'll eat!" No way, who made Lu Ping the son of a hardworking and simple working people, who grew up with "Picking Wo Day and Noon" on his back, waste is the biggest crime, he certainly can't look at Shen Yuze Throw such expensive meat and vegetables into the trash can!

So, Lu Ping happily ate until his stomach became round, and it turned out that not a single grain of rice was wasted.

He packed up the lunch box, and when he got up, he hooked his fingers and quickly hid something in his trouser pocket.

"Where are you going?" Shen Yuze asked.

"Go to the toilet."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "I'll go too."

Lu Ping: "...Are you a primary school student, do you want to go to the bathroom hand in hand with me?"

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze really stretched out his hand in front of him, with a provocative expression of "I dare to pull, do you dare to pull?"

Lu Ping...Of course not as thick-skinned as him.

The two walked to the toilet one after the other.

Now all the students are in the cafeteria, there is no one in the teaching building, only their footsteps can be heard echoing in the empty corridor.

The men's restroom is at the end of the corridor and is divided into two rooms, inside and outside. The outside room is for washing hands, and the inside room is for toileting.There is a row of standing urinals and a row of single toilets in the interior.

The moment Lu Ping stepped into the toilet, he rushed towards the private room as if a spring had been installed under his feet.

He quickly rushed into the innermost single room, and was about to close the door with his backhand, but before the door closed, Shen Yuze's foot got stuck in.

Lu Ping preemptively said: "Shen Yuze, what are you doing?"

"I want to ask you what you want to do?" Shen Yuze said, "You are also sneaky when you go to the toilet."

"Where are you sneaking around?" Lu Ping pretended to be calm, "You go out, I want to write a note."

"Really?"

"What is true or false?"

Shen Yuze raised his hand and shook the tube of ointment in his hand: "Then what is this?"

There is a line of medicine name printed on the ointment, which is exactly the bruise ointment prescribed to Lu Ping by the hospital to promote the recovery of fractured bones.

Lu Ping touched his trouser pocket, and it was really empty...

The doctor asked him to take the medicine three times a day, and he could apply it at home twice in the morning and evening, and he had to hide in a single room in the toilet by himself at noon.I didn't expect Shen Yuze's eyes to be so sharp, and I discovered it all.

Lu Ping wanted to grab back his medicine, but Shen Yuze reacted quickly, pushing Lu Ping's chest, Lu Ping lost his balance and took a step back.Shen Yuze seized this tiny opportunity and squeezed into the private room without hesitation.

then.

Close the door and lock it.

The small single room could only accommodate one person, but now there are two teenagers who are approaching adulthood. They are shoulder to shoulder, and it is difficult to even turn around.

Lu Ping: "!!!" He was shy, "What are you doing here?"

"Prescribe medicine for you." Shen Yuze said calmly, "It's inconvenient for you to be alone."

"It's very convenient for me." Lu Ping remembered that when Shen Yuze helped him apply the medicine that day, he hid under the quilt, blushing to the point of lack of oxygen... Could he ask Shen Yuze to "help" himself again? "I can walk now and have no problem taking medication."

"Really okay?"

Lu Ping was annoyed: "Then how do you want me to prove it?"

"Hmm..." Shen Yuze thought about it seriously, "Why don't you give yourself medicine in front of me?"

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping sighed in shock: "...Shen Yuze, you are so perverted!"

Shen Yuze: "..."

Lu Ping didn't notice Shen Yuze's temptation at all. From his point of view, Shen Yuze was just joking with him about the edgeball between male friends, and he didn't need to take it to heart.

In fact, Lu Ping was quite happy.In the past, he didn't have any friends in class, and the other boys didn't talk to him, and they weren't even willing to lend him a notebook to copy.Now that Lu Ping has Shen Yuze as a good friend, he not only specially takes notes for him, eats with him, but also makes "that kind of" jokes with him now!This is the pure friendship between male high school students he dreamed of.

Shen Yuze sometimes suspected that what Lu Ping fell was not his tailbone, but his head.

"... Forget it." Shen Yuze chose to step back temporarily, "Since you are fine, I'm leaving."

He stopped looking at Lu Ping, turned around and opened the door of the single room.

The result - can't pull it apart.

He twisted the handle again, but it still wouldn't open.

He tried a third time, but still couldn't pull it off.

Seeing that Shen Yuze turned to the door for a long time without turning it away, Lu Ping thought he was trying to scare him on purpose, and muttered impatiently: "Don't pretend."

As he said that, Lu Ping also stretched out his hand to pull the door.

This time, Lu Ping opened it smoothly—but not the door, but the door handle.

Shen Yuze: "..."

Lu Ping, holding a lonely doorknob: "..."

"...Lu Ping, do you have your mobile phone?"

"……No."

"……I do not have either."

"So we're stuck in the toilet?"

"It looks like that."

Now there is still an hour before the end of the lunch break, that is to say, they have to stay in this small toilet room for an hour before other students come to the toilet, and then take the opportunity to ask them for help.

So here comes the question - how are they going to explain to others why the two of them are stuck in the same private room?