Becoming a master chef starts with raising pigs

"My friends, I have a problem now! I don't know if it's a hallucination or reality. Every time I take a bite, there will be a sound in my mind!" Chang Jinji was full of doubts, looking at the snacks in his hand and dared not move rashly , it’s not really overtired, playing too many games...

But a real man can't say no!He stuck his head and ate several pieces of dried vegetables.Because of the preparation in advance, the voice in my mind was extraordinarily clear this time.

"Ding dong ding~"

Chang Jinlei: I've passed away...

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Eddie is a musician who came to China for an exchange. Since he settled in this place three months ago, he has been deeply attracted by the customs, especially the food.Unlike his hometown, the most common dish is only fish and chips.It didn't take long for Eddie, a handsome and skinny guy, to gain weight, and he couldn't fit his pants when he came.

Eddie is going to lose weight recently!Hot pot, skewers, large plate chicken, all high-oil and high-salt takeaways were all abandoned in the recipes, and he started to eat homemade healthy salads, which were quite effective. He lost weight, even if he didn't want to live anymore.

One day, after performing the cello, he was about to go home from the concert hall, when he was stuffed with a bucket of snacks by the Huaxia drummer of the same band.Why are you secretly eating snacks... The man said to him mysteriously: "Huaxia Xianshu~"

clam?

When Eddie got home, he cooked dry green leafy vegetables for himself as usual, and stuffed them into his mouth like chewing wax. It was bitter and astringent. It was so unpalatable. Snack jars.

There are also various vegetables inside, and the heat meter is very friendly. It seems that there will be no burden at all. Eddie squinted his eyes and waved away the plate of grass in front of him happily. People still need sustenance to live.

He first took a red radish and put it in his mouth.

The jerky feeling of all the green vegetables left in the mouth is instantly diluted by the umami taste, that's it, Huaxia's unique seasoning magic!Obviously everyone has the same ingredients, but they use "a little, a little bit, a little bit" to change the ordinary ingredients.

How do you say it in the local dialect?By the way, this dish!It froze up!But this moment was not the most surprising moment for Eddie today. When the tone came from his mind, he instantly understood the meaning of the "immortal art" that his drummer colleague said to him.

In his spare time, he loves to read fantasy novels. He is fascinated by all kinds of vindictiveness, spiritual power, and martial arts in them. Almost most of the protagonists in the novels have a common feature-a voice appears in his head, or it is a grandfather, or a machine. voice, or the spiritual power of different races!

Eddie: Am I chosen by the Chinese gods!

He ate several pieces of dried vegetables one after another, lamenting how delicious, and busily deciphering the secret language of the gods from the far east~ I am a musician, and the gods use musical notes as a medium of communication, so caring!

But what does that mean?Mi, 唻, 唻, duo...

Eddie: "..." Thinking bald.

He couldn't pretend to be serious, so he turned his head and passed on his experience to the foreign language Xuanhuan website, asking you stupid foreigners to help me make suggestions. I am an "inner disciple" chosen by the gods, so I have to practice hard.Regardless of the reply from the people below, Eddie sat down on the ground with his legs crossed, and began to "breathe his breath", chewing a few mouthfuls of dried vegetables occasionally, listening to the mysteries of the gods...

His post went viral!

'I knew it, they can definitely practice! '

'This is a matter for all human beings, why hide it, we have to learn, we also want to become immortals and gods! '

'I don't understand music, can the gods change the sound to modern rock for me?It's even better if you can sing the words. '

'Oriental people are very mysterious, don't fight them. '

'This is clearly an alien invasion plan! '

'wrong!It's a vaccine!Definitely a side effect of the vaccine! '

When Eddie went back to check the post again, he replied decisively, saying that he had touched the corner of the fairy's clothes. It was a white-bearded grandfather who was thinner than Santa Claus. When he disliked his stupidity, he smashed his head with two half notes !

All of a sudden, turmoil arose, and the 'Huaxia Immortal' became popular.

The major media outlets on the Internet have reported this incident. Ordinary people think that it may be the awakening of superpowers, while various conspiracy theorists are directly targeting the research on sonic weapons.

The next day, the spokesperson accepted questions from reporters on a routine basis. He thought it would be another day of wrangling, but who would have imagined that the next media speech made him refresh his three views again. No, the coffin of scientists is almost unstoppable...

'Do you admit that China has immortality? '

'Are you secretly carrying out national cultivation? '

'Did Huaxia capture the aliens? '

'Is there anything you can say? '

Speaker: I don't understand, but I'm shocked.

V Daily Confused Behavior Award: Have you seen the confused face of our spokesperson?Question marks in the left eye, exclamation marks in the right eye, and the words "help me, take me away" all over the face, hahahaha!In fact, the thing is like this...

Nine pictures explain the cause and process of this incident with both pictures and text.The snacks from Tangtang's takeaway house took up a lot of space in it, and a box of very interesting snacks actually pulled out such absurd things.

Afterwards, the spokesperson sent a bucket of snacks to all the journalists and invited everyone to practice "Oriental Immortal Art" together.The sheep feed also surpassed the panda pig feed in an instant, becoming the top sales overseas!

Don't stop me!Grandpa is going to cultivate immortality!

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Hai City Special Children's Welfare Institute received a large amount of social donations on a clear morning. The donor was Tangtang's takeaway shop. Boxes of snacks were neatly placed in half a small pickup.Both the teacher and the principal felt that it was very rare. Usually, everyone would donate the necessary daily necessities, and this was the first time for snacks.

Each child was allocated a barrel of dried vegetables. In the slightly old classroom, the children sat on small stools honestly. Most of them were abandoned, and a small part were sent to receive rehabilitation training. , without exception are deaf children.

The teacher gave them a sign language, saying that this is a snack given to everyone by a kind person, and only the smartest and most obedient children can get it!Indicate that they can try it out for themselves.

Liu Tiaotiao has lived in the orphanage since she was a child. She has never heard any voices since she can remember. The life in the orphanage is also very interesting. Everyone is crazy and is no different from normal children. Many kind people send them various gifts. Living necessities, Liu Tiaotiao followed the teacher and learned sign language.

They have sound hands and feet, many institutions have signed employment contracts with schools, and everyone seems to have a bright future.But Liu Tiaotiao would occasionally be in a trance for a moment. What does the bird call look like?Teacher Xiaoyue loves singing the most. What is the sound of singing?If I am a normal child, will I have parents?

But she couldn't say it, so she could only place herself in the ordinary life like flowing water and grow up slowly.

Someone donated a batch of snacks to the orphanage this day, everyone is very happy!It's the same with Liu Tiaotiao, as a child, as long as it's not eating, the rhubarb mud on the roadside can be happily hugged and murmured.

Excitedly, she squeezed a piece of purple potato fries and put it in her mouth, eh!The taste is really super delicious!

The moment it was bitten to pieces, the long silence in my mind was broken by a "ding", like a sharp sword piercing the black curtain on the sky, revealing the clear sky and bright sky with a swipe.Liu Tiaotiao was stunned. The voice was very weak in the minds of normal people, but to her, it was no less than thunder falling from the sky.

I just... did I hear a voice?

As if awakened suddenly, she hurriedly grabbed two more dried vegetables from the bucket.The carrot was stuffed into the mouth, without tasting the taste, and quickly crushed, a different tone from the previous "ding" appeared again!

Wow!

Liu Tiaotiao picked out all the vegetables, laid them out on the table one by one, and tried them one by one.The sound of okra is the deepest, and the sound of shiitake mushrooms is a bit sharp. It will be very nice to arrange and combine several vegetables!She became a little addicted to playing, and immediately felt that this should be the favorite "song" that Teacher Xiaoyue said!

She tried to open her mouth and imitate the voice in her head. Her vocal cords were a little hoarse after not using them for a long time, but she yelled out very smoothly.

The teacher who was in charge of watching the children was shocked. She didn't understand what happened. The children just ate some snacks. the pitch of...

Three days later, the official account of the Haishi Welfare Institute released a video with @汤树外卖屋 in the accompanying text.Thanks to their "sheep feed", deaf children have found hope.

Fans of the takeaway house were the first to discover it in the square and came to check in.

The little girl in the video is wearing two shofar braids. She is clean and has a little red dot on her forehead. She is happily facing the camera, looking very painful.The only thing that was different was that she didn't seem to hear the teacher calling to start, and looked behind the camera for a few seconds before suddenly opening her mouth.

"Ah~ah~ah~ah..."

A melodious and melodious tune appeared, and everyone wanted the seal to applaud the child for a good job, when the little girl signed a few signs neatly, and the teacher explained to her outside the camera: "She said it was the sound of flowers."

"Ah~ah~ah..."

Another new tune.

"It's the sound of a bird."

Next, everyone heard the voice of mountains and rivers, the voice of the sky, the voice of the red house, the voice of Teacher Xiaoyue...

After the little girl sang, the teacher stood up from behind the camera and explained the situation to everyone: "This child is a deaf-mute named Tiaotiao. He has not received any vocal training, because the tones made by the dried vegetables in his head are made up out of thin air. Here, I would like to thank Tangtang Takeaway again for giving hope to many deaf children."

'My God, modern Beethoven! '

'It's really nice to hear, I just wanted to ask about the title of the song. '

'It's also eating snacks, how can others be so good...'

'Children are so powerful, they need to be cultivated properly! '

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This video went viral, and countless musicians came out to encourage and praise the innocence and abundant emotion in the music. Liu Tiaotiao was sent to a professional music academy. She has her own learning method. Okra is 1, Cowpea is 2, taro is 3...

She can understand staves, and can compose songs by herself, and everything she can see is beating notes.Later, Liu Tiaotiao became a world-class composer. In her life, she thanked Tangtang's takeaway shop countless times for breaking the obstacles in her head.

The children in the orphanage have received more attention, and they have received donations to go to major hospitals for ear examinations and hearing aids.Children in more remote areas do not have this kind of opportunity. Lin Ditang still donated a whole series of snacks to them until they become adults, all free of charge. At least in their teenage years, they must hear the wonderful sound.

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Jiang Liu is a "little trash" in the Conservatory of Music, skipping classes on the first three or five, leaving early on the second or fourth, and rushing to catch up with homework at the end of the professional class. The class "Music Creation" was about to come to an end, and the other students were finishing up, Jiang Liu stared at the empty material library in a daze.

It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice... My mind is blank, how can I hand in this homework~

Gouyigou, able to live 99, pushed the computer to the side, and took out two buckets of snacks from under the table hole, ready to eat something to calm the shock.

Holding the "sheep feed", he suddenly remembered that this is the "ding dong ding" snack introduced by the game anchor!After talking and chewing a few times, there will be notes in his mind. It's so evil. He really can't imagine what the scene is like based on words alone... Also, whether it is true or not, the gimmick is quite strong.

Jiang Liu tentatively squeezed a piece into his mouth, and with a "click", he really heard the tone appear out of thin air in his mind!Otherwise, stupid people have stupid blessings, and lazy people have smart heads.Jiang Liu quickly thought of his end-of-class homework. He took out a pen and paper, sorted the dried vegetables into categories, took out his camera and set it up.

There is a dark horse in the music section of the video website. That person uses "sheep feed" to teach everyone to "gnaw" various songs at home. One bucket of "Little Star" is enough! "Little White Boat" needs three barrels to make up all the notes!The most difficult thing is "Flight of the Bumblebee". In just three seconds, the UP master's mouth is almost sparking...

"It's so hard work, I'm going to get angry just looking at it..."

'Anyone try?Can it be achieved? '

'The previous one, it can be, but what I hear in my head is the slow-motion version, -32 times, like a cassette tape. '

'Let's not talk about it, go out to buy snacks, it doesn't matter whether you eat or not, I just want to play a realistic version of Joyful Notes. '

In the video, Jiang Liu is chattering, quickly turning over afterimages, taro, okra, and small cowpea. If you have time, you have to stuff a piece of pumpkin to share it. After recording the entire nursery rhyme, it feels like your teeth are getting bald. .

His homework was highly praised by the teacher, he has a brain!Careful!Fully combine daily life and music!It would be even better if the usual attendance rate can be higher!

Jiang Liu: Definitely next semester~

I watched the video and found it interesting. I bought a bucket of sheep feed and tried it at home. On the short video platform, every time I browsed one, I was gnawing on dried vegetables. Idiot style-becoming a little musician makes everyone want to stop. Lin Ditang hit it A beautiful new battle~

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On Wednesday afternoon, Lin Ditang had just finished class, and before he left the classroom gate, he was called home by his father's series of fatal calls. The sow at home was about to give birth!He stuffed the book in his hand into his roommate's arms, took a taxi, and within half an hour, he appeared at the first scene where the sow gave birth.

All the lights on the ceiling are turned on, brightly lit all around, and the air circulation fan is turned on 24 hours a day, so there is no peculiar smell in the pigsty.

The most experienced midwife invited from the Animal Husbandry Bureau was standing next to the pig and watching. Lin Ditang became anxious all of a sudden, why didn't he take care of the baby, he wanted to pull this person away , I did it myself!There is still number one, where to eat again?Just like the scumbag outside the delivery room!The life and death of the mother is still unknown inside, so I play games with him!

As if he was burned by the anxiety of the people next to him, the expert turned to comfort him: "Don't worry, this pig has a good physique and will give birth smoothly." Sure enough, just a few breaths before he finished speaking, One by one, the little piggies fell to the ground, squawking and squawking.

The newborn piglets look like big hairless mice, a little ugly, but Lin Ditang, who calls himself "Uncle Emperor", doesn't dislike them.

After a pig gave birth, the big guys were about to breathe a sigh of relief, as if they were in a competition, the hooting came up one after another in the pigsty, this time the expert became anxious, kept walking, and hurriedly ran around the pigsty A while ago, Mama Lin asked him to pull his head, and Papa Lin asked him if he wanted to cut the umbilical cord.

And Lin Ditang, he is in the immersive pig watching~

One is [-], one is [-], hehehe~

V Tangtang Takeaway House: Let me share with you my little piggies~pictures, pictures, pictures.

The official account of Grass is about to grow has updated a picture and text, the text is very simple, and the picture is very wild.Litters of piglets are closely surrounded by mother pigs and drinking milk. All the plates are smooth, strong and healthy. Everyone looks at them, and tears of emotion are about to flow from their mouths...

Think... I think of lotus leaf pig's trotters, suck.

V Tangtang Takeaway House: The hero of our family!Figure, Figure.

The pictures and texts appear one after another, everyone clicks in, the mother pig is eating by the trough, and there are a lot of piglets crowded behind her, how many piglets are there~ Those who have nothing to do go up and count, 28? !

It’s too exaggerated. Generally, pigs that have undergone scientific breeding can give birth to at most [-] pigs, and they will be a little smaller in size. The piglets in the pictures of the takeaway house seem to be as big as someone else’s house for a month.In fact, the main business of Tangtang’s takeaway is to raise pigs, and the sideline is to engage in takeaway to raise them...

Lin Ditang’s family’s Zhuguang has been "new" for nearly two hundred in this crop, and the pots exploded instantly in various villages around Haishi. No wonder he was able to read "Getting Rich" at a young age. Did you get rid of poverty and become rich in one day?

Not long after, someone from the village committee came and asked him to dress up and go to Haishi to receive a certificate for a pig raising model worker. Lin Ditang was still puzzled, he accepted the award as soon as he received it, and what appearance was required...

"Didn't people watch your show and say that you have a good image, and the photos you took later are printed and hung at the gate of the unit, which can save face and let people who come and go see it! We in the pig farming industry, It's not a barren place for handsome guys either!"

Lin Ditang: "..."

Raising a pig is even better than looking good...

He changed into his only black suit, which was bought by Sister Lin to celebrate going to college, stuffed a little piglet in a small basket, and took a taxi to the venue alone.

The awards ceremony was quite grand, and each model worker would have his own certificates and trophies. Lin Ditang was fortunate to see "capable people and different people" from all walks of life. There is no innovation, there is an ostrich who opened a zoo!

Lin Ditang is not innovative, but Lin Ditang is handsome!As soon as the leader saw him, he burst into a smile, nodded continuously, and led him to sway left and right, looking for various angles.He also asked the photographer to take pictures of all the heroic appearances of the little model workers!

Lin Ditang was wearing a huge red flower on his chest, and the leader was holding a little piglet in his arms.

Yin Yueyue came to the city hall to hand in the report documents, and after dealing with the trivial forms, she frantically turned on the air conditioner in the hall, preparing to take a rest before returning to work. The honor roll not far away caught her attention. Let's see what's going on in this episode.

Whoa!This person grows more than 100 catties of pumpkin~

Yo!This man sold grapes and bought three suites~

Huh?This person looks familiar.

A model worker who raises pigs, earns a fortune through hard work, with 28 pigs per litter. "!!" Isn't this Lin Ditang!Why is it on the honor roll?The big red flower on her chest almost blinded her eyes...

Ever since Yin Yueyue became a fan of Tangtang's takeaway restaurant, got the good looks of the owner of the takeaway restaurant, and fell in love with the crispy-skinned duck literature of Little Chef × Big Star, she fell into the trap by sawing her own legs.

Seeing the photo in front of her that was two circles bigger than the others, she took out her mobile phone, "clicked" to take a photo, and uploaded it to Insulin Chaohua.

Accompanying text: Huo porridge is not good enough for our Tangtang, he is already a model worker!

'Don't pull and step, true love is invincible! '

'Help, this big red flower!I laugh at the cock to see if I'm laying eggs. '

'It still looks good wearing this big red flower~'

'I know my idol raises pigs, but I can't accept that he is famous for raising pigs!A big burst into tears. '

'Upstairs, that's right, I'm famous for raising little ghosts... raising pigs?Healthy and environmentally friendly, good for physical and mental health ~'

Huo Nanzhou is top-notch, as his "well-known" official CP, the marketing account keeps an eye on Chaohua's every move, and then reposts this post in a second.

'shock!28 treasures per child, the handsome boy was forced to do such a thing! '

Matching picture: Lin Ditang's silly happy photo of the beauty of the big red flower in the prosperous age.

'Hahahaha my god, what is this. '

'Why does he always have sand sculpture news. '

'A trainee was born as the No.1 model worker, I see who in the entertainment industry will dare to set me up as a hard-working person in the future!Not even a model worker! '

'friends!Good match! '.The following is a picture made by fans themselves. Huo Nanzhou's movie stills and the flower model worker P are together. Both of them look happy, just like the silly son of the landlord's family who just married the silly village flower in the village.The blogger also thoughtfully added two red cheeks!

"Look at this picture, it's so funny." Lin Ditang found this treasure while surfing, and immediately sent it to Huo Nanzhou.

"We are so good together, set it as wallpaper, when can I marry you in real life?"

"Ah bah, smelly and shameless, I'm the one who married you!"

"OK! I'm married! I'll take you to get a certificate tomorrow, Jiumi~"

Lin Ditang: "..." Huh?

He was almost done talking before he persuaded Huo Nanzhou, who was so energetic, to come down. His parents didn't know, what kind of certificate was he talking about!

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The author has something to say:

Let's assume that their nerves and vocal cords are intact

fantasy fairy tale...

No offense intended to any group