Wearing a bright white robe, with long hair reaching his waist and a golden crown on his head, the young man came out of the dressing room, amazed a lot of people, there are many beauties in the entertainment industry, but they are as clean as a spring, and as if they are exiles from the sky, But there are only a handful of them.
Huo Nanzhou stepped forward in two steps in three steps, blocking everyone's sight, and caged the "little fairy" in his own shadow. Before Lin Ditang took two steps, he was blocked by a wall of human flesh.
He tilted his head to look at the person in front of him: "?"
"It's okay, I'm afraid you're afraid, let's go together~"
The assistant director stepped forward to tell him about the play. After listening for a long time, Lin Ditang felt that he hadn’t got any content. The main purpose of the call was to tell him not to be afraid. When the signal came, just say a word. At other times, it’s fine to be pretty and self-pitying. Filming is so casual Is it...
But everyone has said so, if it doesn't work, just cut it off, Lin Ditang doesn't have any burden on his heart.
At the beginning of the director's sentence, the scene was completely silent, only the clicking sound of the camera working to remind everyone that this occasion is very serious.Lin Ditang knelt and sat in the "snow" doing nothing. Not far behind, Huo Nanzhou and Zhang Yuexing were in a spark-splashing scene. He looked at the big salt particles and fake snowflakes in front of him, and counted in a low voice.
"One, two, three..."
When he was about to count to the 377th, the executive director not far away gestured at him with his teeth and claws.Lin Ditang raised his head at the right time, looked at the green screen not far away, and imagined that there was heavy snow in the distance.
Then she slightly raised her lips and said, "I really want to see peach blossoms..."
"Card! Perfect, this scene is over!"
Lin Ditang's heart was galloping, and he ran past, that's it!That's it!This is completely different from the shooting scene of Gao Dashang in my dream. What about the passionate martial arts scene?What about the ancient literary dramas that compete with Confucianism?What about the spark-splashing You Come and Me Go Gongdou scene?After the film comes out, I won't just use the background board for a second...
Next, led by the director, Lin Ditang went to several scenes: when, flowers, vases... He felt that his role was passing through the protagonist's world all the time.
After a busy day in a daze, in the evening, the two sneaked home from the underground parking lot by car. Today, they were going to Huo Nanzhou's house to watch the live broadcast of "Growing Up" variety show.
I ordered some takeaway snacks to eat while watching TV, and amidst the crackling sound of potato chips, the gaudy title officially played.
Compared with the first and second episodes, there are still some shots of the company's boy group members.In these two episodes, in the fan's "charge", almost all the videos are separate cuts of two people.
But after all, it is a conservative internal entertainment. Although Xuanxing company wants to make money, it dare not be too blatant, so the production team held the banner of childhood sweetheart brotherhood, and abruptly classified the video label into: family affection · touching life.
At the beginning of the video, the angle of the camera is far away. A black and gray figure is huddled into a small group, sitting in a small corner at the end of the corridor, the surroundings are very quiet, not even a single insect can be heard, and the screen is marked with words: [What's wrong with Huo Nanzhou? ]
Only then did everyone know who the person in the picture was. While chewing potato chips, Lin Ditang took the time to turn to the side and asked, "What's wrong with you? Who made you angry?"
"I forgot, I still have such a time?"
The picture continued, the little black figure in the corner moved a bit, stood up, and walked towards the camera step by step, gradually revealing his figure. At this time, Huo Nanzhou looked to be in his teens, with an expressionless face and frowned Lock, the whole body is filled with a gloomy atmosphere.
He stopped and walked in the corridor, leaning against the railing in a daze from time to time.The scene changed, and in the empty acting classroom, there were twenty or so big boys in small groups, gathered into small groups, and only Huo Nanzhou was separated from the group, standing alone in the corner, with his head half down , I don't know what I'm thinking.
Everyone came to the stage one by one to perform acting skills. On the stage, Huo Nanzhou stood out from the crowd. He was really born to eat this bowl of rice. Standing on the stage, he seemed to be shining, and he was impassioned when he spoke his lines. Being possessed, the soul is like a different person who is truly interpreting his own life.
The barrage of netizens can be seen in real time on the TV, and the two of them are sitting on the sofa, watching the netizens boasting rainbow farts.
'Although it's a bit gloomy, but the acting is really good! '
'Has he always been like this?I read the interview and thought he was quite normal...'
Huo Fan said that Huo Nanzhou lost his relatives during this period.The scenes I acted at the same time were all gloomy and sick characters, so I might not be able to get out of it. The child is not always like this, he has a very good personality~'
"I want to see Lin Ditang, at least when I'm with him, the atmosphere is warm and sweet..."
Huo Nanzhou's shy toes touched the ground, and he was about to pull out a Barbie's luxurious castle.
"I used to have this kind of personality? What a brat, it's really disturbing to watch."
"I also find it strange. I don't think you are like this. You are just a bit quiet, but you can blend into various environments..."
While the two of them were talking, the video continued to play. Huo Nanzhou's performance in each scene was the same. He didn't like to talk or care about others. Mao appeared on the screen.
Stupid children have sweets to eat. Lin Ditang is the stupid doll who is completely clueless in acting, music, singing and dancing. Except for some points for grooming and posture courses, he will be pulled out alone for most of the other professional courses. The one criticized as a negative teaching material is also the one who is most often detained and punished to stand...
As long as he is by his side, Huo Nanzhou will be unsealed from his indifference, hating iron but not steel!Like a male mother, she took the trouble to teach him hand in hand, not seeking to be the best, but hoping that this child can keep up with the average level of the big team, so that he will not be punished...
After watching another piece of Lin Ditang's "Mechanical Dance", the barrage began to move me.
'One thing to say, it's true that Lin Ditang went to cook! '
'If you really debut at this level, you will be scolded...'
'Upstairs, what do you want?With this good looks, you won't be scolded if you stand honestly. Besides, I think the stupid beauty is cute, haha~'
'Stupid beauty!Hit my spot, hehe~ I'm going to cut the play video~'
Lin Ditang couldn't help it, he couldn't eat the snacks he was so angry with, and he boasted about the decathlon in front of the system all day long, and he could easily fly it no matter what he did, so it turned out that the past 20 years were so stretched?
"Huo porridge! Was I really stupid before?"
"You're not stupid, you just don't know how to do it in these areas~ So today when I was filming, I specially told them not to have too difficult scenes, Bai Yueguang is the most suitable role for you. Also, they don't know how to teach , you can dance very well~"
Xiao Tangtang on the TV screen did a good dance, the debut dance of an ancient boy group, following the youthful and energetic route.Lin Ditang followed Huo Nanzhou's beat, raised his legs, swung his arms, and twisted his hips. His movements were standard, and his hair bounced up and down according to his movements. The hair on his forehead was stuck to his face with sweat, and he was full of youthful feeling. Screen.
'It's a good dance! '
'Little lovers show their affection, just pick the teacher! '
"It's no wonder that Huo Nanzhou has been able to sing and dance all these years. His relationship was born in his youth and he was forced out~"
'Being forced to be omnipotent, hit it! '
The system suddenly lied to the corpse: [It would be great if I chose your partner as the host back then...]
Lin Ditang: ...you want to fart.
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He was promoted to sophomore in a blink of an eye, and Lin Ditang won the highest standard scholarship without any surprise.To celebrate "high promotion"?New flavors of pig feed snacks are coming soon, at the same time!Sheep feed will also meet with the majority of foodie friends~
Discussed with the teacher in charge of this part of the school, the other party was very pleasantly surprised, and was very active in recommending ingredients to him, mushrooms!School mushrooms are great!Do you want to try it?Big and thick, every two months!Never stop supplying ~ I will pack a sack directly for you ~
Lin Ditang had no choice but to agree to being sold mushrooms by the logistics director like pork, "Success, then try mushrooms!"
"okay!"
After half a year of silence, the online store of Tangtang Takeaway House finally launched a new one. They have now signed an in-depth cooperation with a large food factory, and supply is definitely not a problem. For other trivial matters, Huo Nanzhou also introduced him to a professional broker , so you only need to focus on the new Lin Ditang and said: Happiness!
Six kinds of puffed food, one kind of canned vegetables, finally made the miserable front page of the store a little bit alive, and also let the snack world like a pool of stagnant water!Come back!
Lin Ditang is busy going to school, making money, raising pigs, and falling in love all day long, so he doesn't know how popular his pig feed is.Countless snack manufacturers coveted his secret recipe, and found experts from all walks of life to form a working group to reproduce the animal sounds in the bag, but all failed.
They even bribed the staff of the food factory to secretly obtain the production process.But the real secret recipe is produced by the system, the crystallization of thousands of years of ancient methods, even the fast-paced dogs in modern society can't do anything about it.
Chang Jinlei saw the news in the takeaway shop Chaohua, and immediately rushed into the online store. The purchase link was still gray, and there was no official sale. He adjusted the Beijing time on the computer and looked at the stopwatch for a second. One second counts, if this can't be bought again!I am ashamed of the title of game anchor!
At the same time, he also yelled in the fan group, brothers, I am doing my best here, let's see how fast everyone is.
'59, 00! 'The takeaway house is officially launched.
Chang Jinbai used his usual headshot power to buy the maximum amount of snacks under the constraints of purchase restrictions. Looking at the undelivered options in the list, his sense of happiness was stronger than that of Zijin equipment. Sure enough, people It's iron, rice is steel, the old man sincerely does not deceive me.
In 3 minutes, the first batch of goods were all sold out, and with the help of the full supply, most of them were sent out on the same day.The next day, Chang Jinbai received his huge package.
When picking up the courier, another person from the same community took the same big box, and the two looked at each other and smiled, as if a big rooster who had won a fight was sympathetic to each other.
You are very fast~
you are not bad~
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"Hey, hey, is the signal okay? I'm going to start a live broadcast. I'm not going to play games today. Let's give those grandchildren some time to develop. Let's unbox the snack delivery!"
Before the live broadcast, Chang Jinlei added an unboxing label for new products from the takeaway house. Coupled with the traffic blessing of the fans of the usual live broadcast, it quickly became popular.
"I see someone asked in the barrage, yes! It's Tangtang's takeaway house, and his house is new! Didn't you grab it? It's none of my business if you didn't grab it, didn't I say it in advance in the fan group, Practice hand speed~"
"There is a purchase limit at their house, so I will go back to the small supermarket to scan the goods. To make a digression, just because of this snack, the small supermarket in front of my house has made a lot of money, and the shop next to it has also been listed. I don't know what those How does the big supermarket feel haha."
How does the big supermarket feel?The big supermarkets are about to lift the weekend to the sky, chasing and intercepting, using both soft and hard, just to be able to put new products on the shelves as soon as possible, but who is the weekend!Green forest hero!A strong Northeast macho with a strong body, will you bow your head for your little favors (well, a little too much)?Grandpa won't!
If you want to buy something, you have to line up behind, no one can stop you!
Back in the live broadcast room, Chang Jinlei had already started to unpack the express delivery. In a huge cardboard box, the snacks were wrapped in foam film and neatly placed.
Looking at the variety of snacks, he felt a little numb, it was too rich!Happiness came so suddenly, where did he start to feel happiness~ Putting aside what he had eaten before, he even shook his hand, and heard the familiar animal voice without any accident.
"Here we come, friends, new products!"
Chang Jinlei took out a pack of pig feed, the same simple packaging, no pattern, in order to keep some suspense for himself, he did not read the "spoiler" in advance, but picked up the pack of white puffed food, violently up and down Shake a few times!
"Aoooo~" The dull roar came as expected, like a muffled thunder that had shrunk countless times. The king of beasts in the jungle hid in a food packaging bag and waited for an opportunity. The child got his favorite toy, kept shaking the snacks, and did not forget to get in front of the microphone to let the audience grandparents hear something new!
'Absolutely!Absolutely!It's a tiger~ I'll grab my zodiac sign, this year's zodiac year, maybe I can change my luck! '
'How the hell is this thing made?Also amazing. '
Some time ago, I saw pig feed unpacked on YouTube, and the guy bought a pack of monkeys, and that stupid foreigner was taken aback for a while, calling out miracles, why are they called miracles, laughing to death . '
'It's really popular. Some time ago, my old and beautiful friend sent me a picture and asked me to help him buy it. He is usually so proud that he forces Lao Mei to make it all day long. It's not really delicious! '
'Anchor, I'm going to smash a big ship for you, stop playing, hurry up and see what's next, I'm going to the toilet after watching, I'm suffocating. '
The world is not as big as the gold master's father, Chang Jin put down the tiger that was thrown by him and kept barking, and turned to look at the next bag.
The snacks in the bag collided with each other, jingled, and then made a very strange sound. Grandma whirred, like a deer, like a pig, and there was a little baby sound.
What kind of animal is this?fantasy species?I'm not very familiar with it, but I seem to have heard it somewhere~ When things go wrong, ask the barrage, and often enter the base to put the bag close to the receiver, so that everyone can identify what the sound is.
'I see!It's the sound of pulling Papa hard! '
'upstairs?Grandpa is eating...'
'What the hell is this, the wrong track was recorded? '
'It feels so familiar, I've heard it somewhere. '
'Is that the sound of an owl? '
'Stop guessing!Labor and capital from Sichuan, isn't this thing called a giant panda!I got an annual card at the zoo, and I went to see pandas twice in three days, this sound!It is more familiar than the countdown 321 before my mother hit me! '
'big!Bear!cat? ! '
'I'm dead, call 120 for me.Whoa whoa whoa~'
When Chang Jinbai was reminded like this, he immediately realized that this is a giant panda. 'Um!Um! ' The sound of force, like being coquettish, no wonder I didn't hear it, he is a national treasure!It's not like ordinary animals, it's not reserved at all~
Chang Jinji hugged the panda pig feed tightly in his hand, and kept shaking it by his ears. The sound of huh huh sounded like two cute panda paws, slapping on his little heart. Where is my Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?Quickly bring two, no more, the blood tank is empty...
He has been playing alone for a long time, and the eyes of everyone watching are red with envy. Stop playing, and enjoy the fun together when we also buy it~ Quickly remove one for the master!
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Blue Bird is the largest social platform abroad. In an ordinary afternoon, a hot search about snacks airborne to the first place!
"Panda Snacks"!
Everything about Panda is so cute. Netizens excitedly clicked in to see what kind of cute little thing this time would be. When they clicked on the video, they only saw Baopu ordinary puffed food at first. Cheat click rate?What is this...
until the man starts talking.The person in the video first introduced the brand of snacks to everyone, then talked about its various flavors, and then introduced the background of the food: it was a cooperation between the famous chef god in this country and the Agricultural College~ Finally, he confronted it solemnly Shot, let everyone sit down, because the magical oriental fairy art is about to appear!
"Mm~mm~ woo~" The sound of the tender little animal came out of the packaging bag, and there was a video of a real panda baby next to it, a black and white Panda, little black ears, dark circles, and a The little white tugging tail!
'No, no, this is too cute, the blood tank is empty, where can I buy this snack?I will spend all my fortune! '
'Pang Da is the ideal of life~'
'Did they stuff a real panda in there? '
'so cute!so cute! '
'I went to all major purchasing platforms to find them, and they were all sold out! '
Pangda snacks became popular on foreign networks instantly.
It has also created an extraordinary influence in the country. Almost the next day after it was put on the shelves, orders flew in like snowflakes. Among them, the biggest demand was not the supermarkets, but the major playgrounds!zoo!
Especially the panda venues, after watching the pandas, everyone will bring home snacks with panda voices!What a perfect marketing method~ Haishi's wildlife park even approached the school leaders directly. As a last resort, Lin Ditang transferred a batch for them from his own share.
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Back in the live broadcast room, Chang Jinli reluctantly put down the snack bag, took out the last bag, rustling...
"Meow~" the soft cat voice appeared!All the people who are watching are automatically replaced with the faces of the cats in their dreams, Garfield, Persian cat, Ragdoll cat, raccoon cat, lion cat...
Chang Jinbai was stunned, he had always kept a secret in his heart.A man who weighs nearly 200 pounds actually likes small, fluffy cats, but one is allergic, and the other is that he violates his steel tough guy game master design!So I don’t even dare to set up a cat screensaver on weekdays.
Now there is an excuse to suck cats in a fair and healthy way!
The movement of Chang Jin's hand didn't stop, and Mimimi's voice interweaved into a continuous background sound, but the words he spoke were very blunt.
"Cat, we hunks still prefer pandas! This kind of small animal is suitable for girls, which little sister should I give it to when I come back~"
'As long as you stop for even a second, I will believe it! '
"Baby pig, believe me, a macho man should be matched with a kitten~"
"Why is every sound so nice, I want to buy them all, by the way, how long can this sound last, I want to use it as a sleep BGM~"
'It seems that someone has tested that as long as the packaging bag is airtight, it can make a sound when shaken before the expiration date. '
'The moment the cat meowed in the video just now, my cat ran to watch it, and looked around for a long time on the phone, haha, with a puzzled look on his face. '
'Ready to place an order, don't ask for anything else, buy it as a toy for cats! '
Chang Jinlei exhausted all his self-control, put down the package of tempting cat snacks, and picked up the last bucket of "sheep feed".
"Brothers, this is the latest product, sheep feed! I should be the first blogger to give you a review, let's see what's amazing about it~"
Chang Jinbai first shook the snack bucket up and down twice, nothing happened, then shook it violently from side to side, and waited for a while, but there was still no movement.
Hey, a new way to play?
He turned his head to observe the packaging to see if he could find the correct way to eat it.There is a line of small words on the bottom of the barrel: Please be mentally prepared before eating and pay attention to the sound.
... I don't quite understand. He said this line to the camera, and various voices appeared in the bullet screen. In the final analysis, don't worry about so much, eat first!
Let's do it.Chang Jinlei opened the snack bucket, and a burst of salty and fresh fragrance gushed out. There were various seasoned dried vegetables in the bucket, such as dried shiitake mushrooms, okra, carrots, purple sweet potatoes, taro, cowpea, and pumpkin crisps. They were colorful and freeze-dried. The water is obviously full of a big bucket, but it is not heavy.
He squeezed out a dried shiitake mushroom, the meat was quite thick, big and round, and the brown canopy was evenly covered with a layer of powder. He put the shiitake mushroom in his mouth, and before he had time to chew, the seasoning powder melted on his tongue. The combination of the light vegetable flavor and the fresh seasoning washed away his taste buds like a flood, and Chang Jinlei's eyes widened.
Pig feed is also delicious, "junk food" is the peak of happiness, rich, greasy, and very satisfies the appetite.Sheep feed is another extreme. It seems that all the herbal essences in the world are combined into one, but it does not appear heavy at all. It is like Tianshan snow lotus and bright moonlight. It can be seen but not touched, and melts into the mouth.
This stuff!Absolutely!
Then he tried to chew, and it was very brittle. With a little force on his teeth, the dried shiitake mushrooms would automatically break into small pieces. At the moment of breaking, a small note of "Duo" sounded in Yu Chang's mind~
Did I just hallucinate?There seems to be a voice?
Not having time to sort out the barrage, he hurriedly took another okra and put it in his mouth, it was still very delicious and crisp.
The broken moment: "Mi"...
A tone is created out of thin air.
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The author has something to say:
(The following texts are not included in Chapter V)
Don’t ask me if the talisman is not in line with common sense, it’s the manifestation of the kitchen god hahaha~
Little knowledge gained today: Panda tails are white!
Huo Nanzhou stepped forward in two steps in three steps, blocking everyone's sight, and caged the "little fairy" in his own shadow. Before Lin Ditang took two steps, he was blocked by a wall of human flesh.
He tilted his head to look at the person in front of him: "?"
"It's okay, I'm afraid you're afraid, let's go together~"
The assistant director stepped forward to tell him about the play. After listening for a long time, Lin Ditang felt that he hadn’t got any content. The main purpose of the call was to tell him not to be afraid. When the signal came, just say a word. At other times, it’s fine to be pretty and self-pitying. Filming is so casual Is it...
But everyone has said so, if it doesn't work, just cut it off, Lin Ditang doesn't have any burden on his heart.
At the beginning of the director's sentence, the scene was completely silent, only the clicking sound of the camera working to remind everyone that this occasion is very serious.Lin Ditang knelt and sat in the "snow" doing nothing. Not far behind, Huo Nanzhou and Zhang Yuexing were in a spark-splashing scene. He looked at the big salt particles and fake snowflakes in front of him, and counted in a low voice.
"One, two, three..."
When he was about to count to the 377th, the executive director not far away gestured at him with his teeth and claws.Lin Ditang raised his head at the right time, looked at the green screen not far away, and imagined that there was heavy snow in the distance.
Then she slightly raised her lips and said, "I really want to see peach blossoms..."
"Card! Perfect, this scene is over!"
Lin Ditang's heart was galloping, and he ran past, that's it!That's it!This is completely different from the shooting scene of Gao Dashang in my dream. What about the passionate martial arts scene?What about the ancient literary dramas that compete with Confucianism?What about the spark-splashing You Come and Me Go Gongdou scene?After the film comes out, I won't just use the background board for a second...
Next, led by the director, Lin Ditang went to several scenes: when, flowers, vases... He felt that his role was passing through the protagonist's world all the time.
After a busy day in a daze, in the evening, the two sneaked home from the underground parking lot by car. Today, they were going to Huo Nanzhou's house to watch the live broadcast of "Growing Up" variety show.
I ordered some takeaway snacks to eat while watching TV, and amidst the crackling sound of potato chips, the gaudy title officially played.
Compared with the first and second episodes, there are still some shots of the company's boy group members.In these two episodes, in the fan's "charge", almost all the videos are separate cuts of two people.
But after all, it is a conservative internal entertainment. Although Xuanxing company wants to make money, it dare not be too blatant, so the production team held the banner of childhood sweetheart brotherhood, and abruptly classified the video label into: family affection · touching life.
At the beginning of the video, the angle of the camera is far away. A black and gray figure is huddled into a small group, sitting in a small corner at the end of the corridor, the surroundings are very quiet, not even a single insect can be heard, and the screen is marked with words: [What's wrong with Huo Nanzhou? ]
Only then did everyone know who the person in the picture was. While chewing potato chips, Lin Ditang took the time to turn to the side and asked, "What's wrong with you? Who made you angry?"
"I forgot, I still have such a time?"
The picture continued, the little black figure in the corner moved a bit, stood up, and walked towards the camera step by step, gradually revealing his figure. At this time, Huo Nanzhou looked to be in his teens, with an expressionless face and frowned Lock, the whole body is filled with a gloomy atmosphere.
He stopped and walked in the corridor, leaning against the railing in a daze from time to time.The scene changed, and in the empty acting classroom, there were twenty or so big boys in small groups, gathered into small groups, and only Huo Nanzhou was separated from the group, standing alone in the corner, with his head half down , I don't know what I'm thinking.
Everyone came to the stage one by one to perform acting skills. On the stage, Huo Nanzhou stood out from the crowd. He was really born to eat this bowl of rice. Standing on the stage, he seemed to be shining, and he was impassioned when he spoke his lines. Being possessed, the soul is like a different person who is truly interpreting his own life.
The barrage of netizens can be seen in real time on the TV, and the two of them are sitting on the sofa, watching the netizens boasting rainbow farts.
'Although it's a bit gloomy, but the acting is really good! '
'Has he always been like this?I read the interview and thought he was quite normal...'
Huo Fan said that Huo Nanzhou lost his relatives during this period.The scenes I acted at the same time were all gloomy and sick characters, so I might not be able to get out of it. The child is not always like this, he has a very good personality~'
"I want to see Lin Ditang, at least when I'm with him, the atmosphere is warm and sweet..."
Huo Nanzhou's shy toes touched the ground, and he was about to pull out a Barbie's luxurious castle.
"I used to have this kind of personality? What a brat, it's really disturbing to watch."
"I also find it strange. I don't think you are like this. You are just a bit quiet, but you can blend into various environments..."
While the two of them were talking, the video continued to play. Huo Nanzhou's performance in each scene was the same. He didn't like to talk or care about others. Mao appeared on the screen.
Stupid children have sweets to eat. Lin Ditang is the stupid doll who is completely clueless in acting, music, singing and dancing. Except for some points for grooming and posture courses, he will be pulled out alone for most of the other professional courses. The one criticized as a negative teaching material is also the one who is most often detained and punished to stand...
As long as he is by his side, Huo Nanzhou will be unsealed from his indifference, hating iron but not steel!Like a male mother, she took the trouble to teach him hand in hand, not seeking to be the best, but hoping that this child can keep up with the average level of the big team, so that he will not be punished...
After watching another piece of Lin Ditang's "Mechanical Dance", the barrage began to move me.
'One thing to say, it's true that Lin Ditang went to cook! '
'If you really debut at this level, you will be scolded...'
'Upstairs, what do you want?With this good looks, you won't be scolded if you stand honestly. Besides, I think the stupid beauty is cute, haha~'
'Stupid beauty!Hit my spot, hehe~ I'm going to cut the play video~'
Lin Ditang couldn't help it, he couldn't eat the snacks he was so angry with, and he boasted about the decathlon in front of the system all day long, and he could easily fly it no matter what he did, so it turned out that the past 20 years were so stretched?
"Huo porridge! Was I really stupid before?"
"You're not stupid, you just don't know how to do it in these areas~ So today when I was filming, I specially told them not to have too difficult scenes, Bai Yueguang is the most suitable role for you. Also, they don't know how to teach , you can dance very well~"
Xiao Tangtang on the TV screen did a good dance, the debut dance of an ancient boy group, following the youthful and energetic route.Lin Ditang followed Huo Nanzhou's beat, raised his legs, swung his arms, and twisted his hips. His movements were standard, and his hair bounced up and down according to his movements. The hair on his forehead was stuck to his face with sweat, and he was full of youthful feeling. Screen.
'It's a good dance! '
'Little lovers show their affection, just pick the teacher! '
"It's no wonder that Huo Nanzhou has been able to sing and dance all these years. His relationship was born in his youth and he was forced out~"
'Being forced to be omnipotent, hit it! '
The system suddenly lied to the corpse: [It would be great if I chose your partner as the host back then...]
Lin Ditang: ...you want to fart.
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He was promoted to sophomore in a blink of an eye, and Lin Ditang won the highest standard scholarship without any surprise.To celebrate "high promotion"?New flavors of pig feed snacks are coming soon, at the same time!Sheep feed will also meet with the majority of foodie friends~
Discussed with the teacher in charge of this part of the school, the other party was very pleasantly surprised, and was very active in recommending ingredients to him, mushrooms!School mushrooms are great!Do you want to try it?Big and thick, every two months!Never stop supplying ~ I will pack a sack directly for you ~
Lin Ditang had no choice but to agree to being sold mushrooms by the logistics director like pork, "Success, then try mushrooms!"
"okay!"
After half a year of silence, the online store of Tangtang Takeaway House finally launched a new one. They have now signed an in-depth cooperation with a large food factory, and supply is definitely not a problem. For other trivial matters, Huo Nanzhou also introduced him to a professional broker , so you only need to focus on the new Lin Ditang and said: Happiness!
Six kinds of puffed food, one kind of canned vegetables, finally made the miserable front page of the store a little bit alive, and also let the snack world like a pool of stagnant water!Come back!
Lin Ditang is busy going to school, making money, raising pigs, and falling in love all day long, so he doesn't know how popular his pig feed is.Countless snack manufacturers coveted his secret recipe, and found experts from all walks of life to form a working group to reproduce the animal sounds in the bag, but all failed.
They even bribed the staff of the food factory to secretly obtain the production process.But the real secret recipe is produced by the system, the crystallization of thousands of years of ancient methods, even the fast-paced dogs in modern society can't do anything about it.
Chang Jinlei saw the news in the takeaway shop Chaohua, and immediately rushed into the online store. The purchase link was still gray, and there was no official sale. He adjusted the Beijing time on the computer and looked at the stopwatch for a second. One second counts, if this can't be bought again!I am ashamed of the title of game anchor!
At the same time, he also yelled in the fan group, brothers, I am doing my best here, let's see how fast everyone is.
'59, 00! 'The takeaway house is officially launched.
Chang Jinbai used his usual headshot power to buy the maximum amount of snacks under the constraints of purchase restrictions. Looking at the undelivered options in the list, his sense of happiness was stronger than that of Zijin equipment. Sure enough, people It's iron, rice is steel, the old man sincerely does not deceive me.
In 3 minutes, the first batch of goods were all sold out, and with the help of the full supply, most of them were sent out on the same day.The next day, Chang Jinbai received his huge package.
When picking up the courier, another person from the same community took the same big box, and the two looked at each other and smiled, as if a big rooster who had won a fight was sympathetic to each other.
You are very fast~
you are not bad~
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"Hey, hey, is the signal okay? I'm going to start a live broadcast. I'm not going to play games today. Let's give those grandchildren some time to develop. Let's unbox the snack delivery!"
Before the live broadcast, Chang Jinlei added an unboxing label for new products from the takeaway house. Coupled with the traffic blessing of the fans of the usual live broadcast, it quickly became popular.
"I see someone asked in the barrage, yes! It's Tangtang's takeaway house, and his house is new! Didn't you grab it? It's none of my business if you didn't grab it, didn't I say it in advance in the fan group, Practice hand speed~"
"There is a purchase limit at their house, so I will go back to the small supermarket to scan the goods. To make a digression, just because of this snack, the small supermarket in front of my house has made a lot of money, and the shop next to it has also been listed. I don't know what those How does the big supermarket feel haha."
How does the big supermarket feel?The big supermarkets are about to lift the weekend to the sky, chasing and intercepting, using both soft and hard, just to be able to put new products on the shelves as soon as possible, but who is the weekend!Green forest hero!A strong Northeast macho with a strong body, will you bow your head for your little favors (well, a little too much)?Grandpa won't!
If you want to buy something, you have to line up behind, no one can stop you!
Back in the live broadcast room, Chang Jinlei had already started to unpack the express delivery. In a huge cardboard box, the snacks were wrapped in foam film and neatly placed.
Looking at the variety of snacks, he felt a little numb, it was too rich!Happiness came so suddenly, where did he start to feel happiness~ Putting aside what he had eaten before, he even shook his hand, and heard the familiar animal voice without any accident.
"Here we come, friends, new products!"
Chang Jinlei took out a pack of pig feed, the same simple packaging, no pattern, in order to keep some suspense for himself, he did not read the "spoiler" in advance, but picked up the pack of white puffed food, violently up and down Shake a few times!
"Aoooo~" The dull roar came as expected, like a muffled thunder that had shrunk countless times. The king of beasts in the jungle hid in a food packaging bag and waited for an opportunity. The child got his favorite toy, kept shaking the snacks, and did not forget to get in front of the microphone to let the audience grandparents hear something new!
'Absolutely!Absolutely!It's a tiger~ I'll grab my zodiac sign, this year's zodiac year, maybe I can change my luck! '
'How the hell is this thing made?Also amazing. '
Some time ago, I saw pig feed unpacked on YouTube, and the guy bought a pack of monkeys, and that stupid foreigner was taken aback for a while, calling out miracles, why are they called miracles, laughing to death . '
'It's really popular. Some time ago, my old and beautiful friend sent me a picture and asked me to help him buy it. He is usually so proud that he forces Lao Mei to make it all day long. It's not really delicious! '
'Anchor, I'm going to smash a big ship for you, stop playing, hurry up and see what's next, I'm going to the toilet after watching, I'm suffocating. '
The world is not as big as the gold master's father, Chang Jin put down the tiger that was thrown by him and kept barking, and turned to look at the next bag.
The snacks in the bag collided with each other, jingled, and then made a very strange sound. Grandma whirred, like a deer, like a pig, and there was a little baby sound.
What kind of animal is this?fantasy species?I'm not very familiar with it, but I seem to have heard it somewhere~ When things go wrong, ask the barrage, and often enter the base to put the bag close to the receiver, so that everyone can identify what the sound is.
'I see!It's the sound of pulling Papa hard! '
'upstairs?Grandpa is eating...'
'What the hell is this, the wrong track was recorded? '
'It feels so familiar, I've heard it somewhere. '
'Is that the sound of an owl? '
'Stop guessing!Labor and capital from Sichuan, isn't this thing called a giant panda!I got an annual card at the zoo, and I went to see pandas twice in three days, this sound!It is more familiar than the countdown 321 before my mother hit me! '
'big!Bear!cat? ! '
'I'm dead, call 120 for me.Whoa whoa whoa~'
When Chang Jinbai was reminded like this, he immediately realized that this is a giant panda. 'Um!Um! ' The sound of force, like being coquettish, no wonder I didn't hear it, he is a national treasure!It's not like ordinary animals, it's not reserved at all~
Chang Jinji hugged the panda pig feed tightly in his hand, and kept shaking it by his ears. The sound of huh huh sounded like two cute panda paws, slapping on his little heart. Where is my Suxiao Jiuxin Pill?Quickly bring two, no more, the blood tank is empty...
He has been playing alone for a long time, and the eyes of everyone watching are red with envy. Stop playing, and enjoy the fun together when we also buy it~ Quickly remove one for the master!
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Blue Bird is the largest social platform abroad. In an ordinary afternoon, a hot search about snacks airborne to the first place!
"Panda Snacks"!
Everything about Panda is so cute. Netizens excitedly clicked in to see what kind of cute little thing this time would be. When they clicked on the video, they only saw Baopu ordinary puffed food at first. Cheat click rate?What is this...
until the man starts talking.The person in the video first introduced the brand of snacks to everyone, then talked about its various flavors, and then introduced the background of the food: it was a cooperation between the famous chef god in this country and the Agricultural College~ Finally, he confronted it solemnly Shot, let everyone sit down, because the magical oriental fairy art is about to appear!
"Mm~mm~ woo~" The sound of the tender little animal came out of the packaging bag, and there was a video of a real panda baby next to it, a black and white Panda, little black ears, dark circles, and a The little white tugging tail!
'No, no, this is too cute, the blood tank is empty, where can I buy this snack?I will spend all my fortune! '
'Pang Da is the ideal of life~'
'Did they stuff a real panda in there? '
'so cute!so cute! '
'I went to all major purchasing platforms to find them, and they were all sold out! '
Pangda snacks became popular on foreign networks instantly.
It has also created an extraordinary influence in the country. Almost the next day after it was put on the shelves, orders flew in like snowflakes. Among them, the biggest demand was not the supermarkets, but the major playgrounds!zoo!
Especially the panda venues, after watching the pandas, everyone will bring home snacks with panda voices!What a perfect marketing method~ Haishi's wildlife park even approached the school leaders directly. As a last resort, Lin Ditang transferred a batch for them from his own share.
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Back in the live broadcast room, Chang Jinli reluctantly put down the snack bag, took out the last bag, rustling...
"Meow~" the soft cat voice appeared!All the people who are watching are automatically replaced with the faces of the cats in their dreams, Garfield, Persian cat, Ragdoll cat, raccoon cat, lion cat...
Chang Jinbai was stunned, he had always kept a secret in his heart.A man who weighs nearly 200 pounds actually likes small, fluffy cats, but one is allergic, and the other is that he violates his steel tough guy game master design!So I don’t even dare to set up a cat screensaver on weekdays.
Now there is an excuse to suck cats in a fair and healthy way!
The movement of Chang Jin's hand didn't stop, and Mimimi's voice interweaved into a continuous background sound, but the words he spoke were very blunt.
"Cat, we hunks still prefer pandas! This kind of small animal is suitable for girls, which little sister should I give it to when I come back~"
'As long as you stop for even a second, I will believe it! '
"Baby pig, believe me, a macho man should be matched with a kitten~"
"Why is every sound so nice, I want to buy them all, by the way, how long can this sound last, I want to use it as a sleep BGM~"
'It seems that someone has tested that as long as the packaging bag is airtight, it can make a sound when shaken before the expiration date. '
'The moment the cat meowed in the video just now, my cat ran to watch it, and looked around for a long time on the phone, haha, with a puzzled look on his face. '
'Ready to place an order, don't ask for anything else, buy it as a toy for cats! '
Chang Jinlei exhausted all his self-control, put down the package of tempting cat snacks, and picked up the last bucket of "sheep feed".
"Brothers, this is the latest product, sheep feed! I should be the first blogger to give you a review, let's see what's amazing about it~"
Chang Jinbai first shook the snack bucket up and down twice, nothing happened, then shook it violently from side to side, and waited for a while, but there was still no movement.
Hey, a new way to play?
He turned his head to observe the packaging to see if he could find the correct way to eat it.There is a line of small words on the bottom of the barrel: Please be mentally prepared before eating and pay attention to the sound.
... I don't quite understand. He said this line to the camera, and various voices appeared in the bullet screen. In the final analysis, don't worry about so much, eat first!
Let's do it.Chang Jinlei opened the snack bucket, and a burst of salty and fresh fragrance gushed out. There were various seasoned dried vegetables in the bucket, such as dried shiitake mushrooms, okra, carrots, purple sweet potatoes, taro, cowpea, and pumpkin crisps. They were colorful and freeze-dried. The water is obviously full of a big bucket, but it is not heavy.
He squeezed out a dried shiitake mushroom, the meat was quite thick, big and round, and the brown canopy was evenly covered with a layer of powder. He put the shiitake mushroom in his mouth, and before he had time to chew, the seasoning powder melted on his tongue. The combination of the light vegetable flavor and the fresh seasoning washed away his taste buds like a flood, and Chang Jinlei's eyes widened.
Pig feed is also delicious, "junk food" is the peak of happiness, rich, greasy, and very satisfies the appetite.Sheep feed is another extreme. It seems that all the herbal essences in the world are combined into one, but it does not appear heavy at all. It is like Tianshan snow lotus and bright moonlight. It can be seen but not touched, and melts into the mouth.
This stuff!Absolutely!
Then he tried to chew, and it was very brittle. With a little force on his teeth, the dried shiitake mushrooms would automatically break into small pieces. At the moment of breaking, a small note of "Duo" sounded in Yu Chang's mind~
Did I just hallucinate?There seems to be a voice?
Not having time to sort out the barrage, he hurriedly took another okra and put it in his mouth, it was still very delicious and crisp.
The broken moment: "Mi"...
A tone is created out of thin air.
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The author has something to say:
(The following texts are not included in Chapter V)
Don’t ask me if the talisman is not in line with common sense, it’s the manifestation of the kitchen god hahaha~
Little knowledge gained today: Panda tails are white!
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