Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

Chen Xingxing didn't expect the film's performance to be so good at first, but Lin Haiyang really brought him a big surprise, so much so that now he sees people pleasing to the eye, and suddenly praised: "Haiyang, you really Not bad!"

Lin Haiyang scratched his head, embarrassed: "Good luck..."

"Luck is also a kind of strength!" Chen Xingxing laughed loudly. He was still on crutches, and he was afraid that he would not recover in ten days and a half months. Even so, he still walked up with difficulty, patted Lin Haiyang on the shoulder, There was a crackling sound: "Next month will be the award ceremony of the Golden Dog Awards! You have to support our crew!"

Lin Haiyang nodded again and again with a firm expression: "I will!"

Before the Golden Dog Award, there is another Golden Turtle Award, which is a TV drama award. His "Deep Love, Rain and Mengmeng" and "Qing Yun Zhi" were both nominated, and he will also participate.

The manager decided to take advantage of the hot topic of his topic, strike while the iron is hot, and give him a variety show to show his face, but after much deliberation, he couldn't find a suitable resource. When Chen Xingxing heard about this, he immediately patted his chest and gave it to him. He assured: "I know a lot of directors! I must introduce you, my little brother! Don't worry!"

Lin Haiyang thanked him, obediently didn't drink, the people who accompanied the film crew ate sea food all night in the hotel, and woke up the next morning with a swollen face, and when he got on the scale, he gained two catties, very sad: "... ..."

Chen Xingxing's efficiency is extremely high. This morning, his agent received an invitation from a program group called "Big Big Animals".

Although the name is so hard to describe, in fact, the guests who can appear in this variety show are at least second-tier artists who are about to reach the first-tier. The basic requirements are first-line popularity and a certain degree of topicality to be able to participate in this variety show.

When the agent saw it, it was like sending charcoal in a timely manner, so he agreed in a hurry, and specially made a schedule for Lin Haiyang: "Haiyang, look, you go to record a variety show the day after tomorrow, come back in a week, and do two more interviews. A few days will be the Golden Turtle Award, and then the Golden Dog Award..."

Lin Haiyang was dizzy: "Okay, okay..."

He deliberately went to watch the previous issue of "Big Big Animals". Unlike ordinary variety shows, this show focuses on people and nature, and actively responds to the call from above. The core idea is popular and professional. Raising animals with the breeders in the zoo, the book says very easily:

The guests are only responsible for daily operations and there are no dangerous actions, but they still need to sign a safety agreement.

Lin Haiyang looked back and trembled: "Brother Ji, these are all from tigers, lions, and orangutans. Can I really do it?"

"Men are not allowed to say no!" The agent did not give him a chance to refuse, pressed his hand to sign, and then instilled in him: "Tiger lion, don't think it is scary, is it? But in fact, people It’s a feline animal. It’s the same as the dog egg raised by Cuihuaer next door to your house, but it’s just an enlarged version. It’s a great thing for you to feed the cat. Some people want to feed the cat but they don’t have to. You Say it?"

Lin Haiyang was not stupid at the critical moment: "Can you bite my head off the cat?"

"Bah, bah, bah! What's the one who bites his head and doesn't bite his head!" The agent continued to flicker: "Think about it, a cat is so smart, why would it bite you if you feed it? No, don't say it Alright, be good~”

Lin Haiyang didn't dare to say it anymore. He was actually quite afraid of these large animals, especially chimpanzees. He felt that he would rush out to play sumo with him in the mountains in the next second.

On the day of the official recording of the variety show, the weather cleared and the sun was shining brightly. Lin Haiyang was loaded onto the plane by his manager last night, and now he got off yawning and was stuffed into the car again and sent to the large zoo.

The zoo is an old-fashioned park. On big weekends, there is a lot of traffic. It didn’t stop business because of the recording of the program. Everyone even knew that there were celebrities coming to record the program, so they came here to wait for the rabbit. Lin Haiyang entered through the back door and saw the recording of the program together. of four people.

They are all very familiar, two men and two women, plus him, there are three men in total. Coincidentally, Lianhua is also here. He has filmed a TV series in the past few months, and the role of the first male role has been established. Many fans, seeing him now, greet him obediently and timidly: "Brother Yang...no, Haiyang."

Lin Haiyang heard the roar of the lion next door through the three-story wall, and his face was stiff: "Okay, okay..."

The program team is very bad. Before assigning tasks to the five people, let the director take them for a walk in the zoo to meet with the future colleague Mao. Lin Haiyang has never been to the zoo. , I have never seen the world.

"Mom, Cerebellar Axe!" The little chubby next to him was grinning and pointing at the glass wall: "The hair of Cerebellar Axe is so long, can I touch it?"

Lin Haiyang turned around expectantly, the tiger behind the glass wall stared at him with an extremely unhappy look, with the word "King" on his head, he held his breath, and looked at him through the glass wall , continue to look at each other.

The tiger was not happy, and roared at the ignorant human in front of him, the roar was so loud that the glass wall was trembling, and the little chubby next to him cried in fright: "Bad, mom, it's bad!"

Lin Haiyang is a little scared, but with the increase of his fans, he is still a bit of an idol burden, he can't show fear, so he swallowed his saliva, and made a sincere wish to the camera brother: "Please, don't let me later Play with the tiger..."

The silent camera brother: "?"

The people from the program group continued to walk forward with a group of people. When they arrived at the chimpanzee's territory, the orangutan came over before the people walked a few steps, breathing heavily from the nostrils, with a black face and black hair, very unhappy , beating his chest at Lin Haiyang: "Ho, ho!"

Lin Haiyang continued to turn around and make a sincere wish: "Please, I hope you don't let me play sumo with the orangutan..."

Brother Camera: "...?"

Arriving at the alpaca again, the alpaca is obviously not aggressive, so its exhibition area does not separate animals from tourists. Lin Haiyang looked at the alpaca's big nostrils, curly hair, and constant chewing His mouth was about to move, and he wanted to go up and touch it.

He didn't see a striking reminder nailed next to it: Please don't get too close to the alpaca. Lin Haiyang excitedly went up to brush the curly hair of the alpaca. It felt very good. Before he was happy for a while, he saw the alpaca The nostrils of his mouth suddenly widened, his mouth didn't move, after brewing for a while, he spit out a lump of stinky saliva, which hit the red heart firmly, Lin Haiyang's face was blurred, and he said in a daze: "..."

The silent cameraman couldn't help but let out gloating laughter, Lin Haiyang couldn't keep his eyes open, was dragged down by the field staff who heard the news, changed his clothes, hung his head and continued to return to the team: "I'm sorry! "

The other four laughed in good faith and walked around the Birds of Prey Pavilion again. Lin Haiyang almost shrank into a ball, not daring to draw lots.

The program team handed over five task cards for the guests to draw respectively. The two actresses drew first, and when they saw the task cards, their faces turned pale:

"Feed Pang Pang? Pang Pang is the name of that tiger just now?"

"Take a selfie with Xingxing...I remember correctly that Xingxing is the big snake...I'm going to pass out!"

Lianhua also drew a task card, turned it over, and said calmly, "Help the chimpanzees catch fleas."

There was only the last card left, and Lin Haiyang had no choice but to take the card tremblingly, closed his eyes, and flipped it over——

"Take care of the fat pig?" Lin Haiyang was stunned, "Are there any pigs in the zoo? Wild boars? Is the name of a wild boar Fat Pig?"

The program group was laughing and joking, but they didn’t tell him where the wild boar was. Lin Haiyang walked around, but he didn’t see any wild boar. Seeing that the other guests had already completed their missions, he was taken to the front gate of the zoo by the giggling manager. outside a small house, and said to him, "The fat pig is inside."

Lin Haiyang looked at the small house that was obviously a kennel, and was deeply confused: "Fat pig, where is the fat pig?"

As if he heard someone calling its name, three unknown figures popped out of the small dark house like lightning. While running, their hair trembled and their fat fluctuated——

It's three big dogs.

Lin Haiyang: "..."

Three big dogs are having fun in the open space, one is a big golden retriever, the other is a Samoyed, and the other is a husky. They are all very big. It seems that there is a little excess nutrition. Fat and deformed, with two bulging flesh, with a naive face: "Wow!"

The field manager introduced to him solemnly, "This is a big fat pig." He pointed to the overly fat golden retriever, "This is a little fat pig." He then pointed to the grinning and drooling Samoyed yeah.

Lin Haiyang pointed at the husky wittily: "Then it is a medium-fat pig?"

"No." The field manager was very serious, "It's called Fat Po."

Lin Haiyang never expected: "...Is that so?"

"These are the three milk dogs that the director used to raise. They have been raised since childhood, and they have a deep relationship." The field manager began to introduce the background, "So they are well fed, and they are all over two years old now. You can see that they are fat. "

Lin Haiyang agreed: "It's a bit fat."

"Besides, the headmaster doesn't care about them. Now these three fat pigs are too skinny." The field manager stuffed his torn clothes into the pants, "This makes the headman very distressed, so take care of them." The task is entrusted to you!"

Lin Haiyang asked: "What am I going to do?"

"Don't do anything," the field manager snapped his fingers, "walk the dog, feed the dog, be played by the dog, by the way, you have to shovel the shit, you must take them to the dog toilet next to it for convenience, these three fat pigs are there every day. The shit at the door has been complained by customers.”

Lin Haiyang took out his small notebook and started to write down, nodding repeatedly: "Okay, okay..."

Compared with being played by tigers and lions, fighting with orangutans, and being hung all over by snakes, seeing a few dogs is really easy, Lin Haiyang thought so.

Then he was severely slapped in the face.

The field manager left, and only he and the silent cameraman were left. Lin Haiyang paused for a while, and felt that he had to communicate with the fat pigs first, just like he hugged the female Teddy next door, so he walked over , bent slightly, trying to touch the head of the big fat pig.

In the next second, his belt was torn off by a strong force. Lin Haiyang jumped up in fright, pulled his pants quickly, turned his head, and the little fat pig had an angelic smiling face, biting his belt , grinning: "Wow, woof!"

Lin Haiyang felt insulted: "Give it back, give it back to me! The pants are about to fall off..."

The little fat pig seemed to be grinning, mocked him ruthlessly, and then ran around with the belt in his mouth. Lin Haiyang followed behind him, pulling his trousers with one hand and pressing his hat with the other, shouting: "Little fat pig—— Fat pig - don't run away!"

The little fat pig swayed in the crowd, its big white and fluffy tail flicked back and forth, and soon disappeared. Lin Haiyang went back to the small house helplessly, and saw the big fat pig and the fat woman sitting calmly. In the room, it seems that I have done nothing.

He always felt a little bad. Sure enough, a tourist's unhappy voice came from the gate next to him: "What's wrong, why is there so much shit at the gate? I stepped on it, where is the staff?"

Lin Haiyang was startled, and rushed up with his pants up, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

The tourist, who just stepped on the shit and was very upset, saw a man with a hat and a mask who couldn't fall off his trousers from a distance rushing aggressively, holding a broom in his hand, and suddenly couldn't speak out: "... ...Let me just say, brother, there is no need..."

Lin Haiyang turned a deaf ear, went up and pinched his nose to clean up the shit. For some reason, the frightened tourists next to him kept looking at him with weird eyes. Lin Haiyang retracted the broom, and saw standing far away The little fat pig with the belt in its mouth suddenly became angry and rushed forward: "Give it back to me!"

In the next second, he made a thud, fell to the ground with his mouth chewing mud, his face wrinkled into a ball, it hurt, as if he had tripped over something, Lin Haiyang slightly lowered his head and looked at his feet:

The fat golden retriever that most people call "warm man" got out from under his feet, spun around triumphantly, made a "chuck" sound at him, and walked away wagging its tail.

Lin Haiyang looked at the overly fat yellow buttocks and felt that he had been humiliated: "...It's too much! It's simply too much!"

The author has something to say: Haiyang and the three fat dogs fight wits and courage, and they are evenly matched!