Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

The other four people did not complete the task of the day. Of course, part of the reason is for the effect of the program. After finishing the day's filming, the night fell. Jumped: "Who?"

Lin Haiyang turned around slowly, holding a belt that had been pulled so hard he couldn't see clearly: "It's me."

Lianhua went over, pulled him up from the ground, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lin Haiyang didn't speak, and there were three fat dogs sitting neatly across from them. They were wheezing and wheezing, all of them were grinning, and looked very cheap: "They insist on going to the bathroom at the door."

Four people: "..."

The big cameraman next to him couldn’t breathe from laughing. At the end of the day, Lin Haiyang was walked around by a fat dog, his clothes were torn, his shoes were gnawed, and his pants were almost pulled down to walk the birds in public. He was ashamed and pinched his nose Shovel shit.

Lin Haiyang was very aggrieved, and his small thick eyebrows drooped: "Why do they poop so much... they poop three or four times a day! After pooping on one side, then pooping on the other side, it's too much!"

Lianhua helped the chimpanzee catch fleas for a day, but found nothing, and was thrown into the arms of the female orangutan. He comforted Lin Haiyang, and when he told the story, Lin Haiyang seemed to be happy immediately, grinning Laugh: "Hey hey hey hey..."

Others: "... Are you happy?"

Lin Haiyang was indeed happy. Thinking about the chimpanzee, he suddenly felt that shoveling shit was no big deal, "Go, go back. Keep working hard tomorrow!"

The next day, the weather was still sunny, Lin Haiyang slept soundly, and became drowsy. At a glance, he saw the three fat dogs having fun in the sun, and his face gradually became serious: I must teach them to use the toilet today!

Although the fat pigs are usually not very obedient, they are still very obedient when eating, twisting their fat buttocks and burying their faces in the basin, gnawing on the dog food, Lin Haiyang waited in line, staring at their buttocks.

It is said that the dog will want to poop half an hour after eating...he must hold on!

Time passed by, and the three fat dogs began to poke their heads. They looked at the door with mischievous eyebrows, trying to sneak past, but Lin Haiyang stopped them all, and said solemnly: "Go to the toilet next to it."

The big golden retriever shook his head, as if to say "don't want it", the Samoyed put on a standard smiling face, trying to be cute, the husky yelled at Lin Haiyang, playing both soft and hard ways, but Lin Haiyang was really selfless, and he would not give it if he said no On the door, sticking to the door like an iron tower, reasoning: "You can't pull at the door."

The three fat dogs were quiet for a while, lying down, lying down, as if they didn't want to go to the bathroom anymore, Lin Haiyang relaxed his vigilance a little bit, in the flash, the big fat pig rushed out first, and the little fat pig rushed out. He and the fat woman followed closely behind, the fat body shaking violently, and ran towards the door——

Lin Haiyang was startled, hurried over and shouted: "Come back!"

The big golden retriever turned a deaf ear, sniffed the familiar smell on the ground with his nose, and began to pose as a dog, with his buttocks sinking, his legs squatting, and even shaking slightly!

Lin Haiyang chased after him at the speed of a 50-meter sprint. Under the astonished eyes of passers-by, he hugged the big golden retriever who was still smiling cheaply and ready to take a shit with his arms with amazing strength, completely ignoring the dog hanging from the dog's buttocks. A handful of unknown objects, picked it up and ran away: "Don't pull it! Hold it back!"

The big golden retriever couldn't use his strength, and the unknown object got half stuck in his buttocks. After being treated like a dog, he began to struggle violently in Lin Haiyang's arms. For a while, the dog's hair splattered, the fat trembled, and he barked and barked. Lin Haiyang clasped the dog's body tightly with his arms like iron hoops, and ran to the dog toilet with difficulty——

"Stop!" The passer-by sister frowned and pointed at his nose: "Steal, dog thief! I'm calling the police and I'll tell you!"

Lin Haiyang was dumbfounded, she pointed it out, and quickly explained: "I don't have it, I'm not, I just took it to the toilet..."

The passer-by's sister quickly notified the security guard, raising her eyebrows: "Then why are you covering up so tightly! Didn't you see that the dog was unwilling? Dog thief, it's too much! I want to call the police and arrest you!"

Lin Haiyang had no choice but to take off the mask, put down the fat pig, and continued to defend: "I didn't, I didn't steal the dog..."

"Ah!" The passer-by's sister widened her eyes, out of anger, "Why do you look so like Lin Haiyang? What do you want to do? You think you look like my brother and I will let you go! Impossible!"

Lin Haiyang couldn't argue, suddenly remembered the three fat pigs, turned his head and looked, not far from the gate, three fat big buttocks squatted down together, trembling with force, but also turned their heads to look at him, There was still a cheap smile on his face, and within a few seconds, another tourist yelled: "Why are there so many shit! Where are the staff! Staff!"

Facing the menacing passer-by sister, and looking at the fat butt shaking in the sun, Lin Haiyang felt physically and mentally exhausted: "..."

After a week of suffering, Lin Haiyang finally subdued the three vicious dogs on the last day, successfully fed the dogs—walked the dogs—played with the dogs—pulled the dogs to the toilet with lightning speed. Mission accomplished.

After Lin Haiyang came back, he always felt that he still smelled like a dog. The big dog was so enthusiastic that he wanted to come up and lick him when he left. Lin Haiyang only knew the dog from the neighbor’s mother Teddy. If you want to lick it, let it lick it. As a result, your hand is covered with sticky saliva, and your calf is still sore from being whipped by the tail.

The production cycle of the variety show is one week. Before the broadcast, he will participate in the Golden Turtle and Golden Dog Awards. Lin Haiyang was a little nervous when he thought of this, and quickly opened the Little Green Literature City to decompress.

After such a long time, his fandom circle has gradually stabilized. 90.00% of the five are controlled by the antelope sister, and the remaining 5.00% are cult fans who survive in the cracks. What Lin Haiyang X Wu Yue, Lin Hai Yang X Shu Ying, the worst time was when he saw the CP between himself and Chen Xingxing, he still attacked, and instantly made him tremble, the phone almost fell into the toilet.

After spending three hours reading Mrs. Penguin's ancient style pa, and satisfactorily throwing deep water and rolling around under the comments, Lin Haiyang fell into emptiness and collapsed on the sofa.

Humanities are still very picky to write. Comparing the good ones and the bad ones, there is a huge difference. Lin Haiyang has seen himself in the Little Green Literature City more than once in the Little Green Literature City. , you are playing with fire with the domineering CEO man, Ling Cheng, who almost lost his resistance and silently clicked the fork.

After all, people's output is also a heart, which should always be cherished.

The small pink forum is still booming. Lin Haiyang went in and saw at least three of his posts on the homepage:

[Sunshine on the sea, shining brightly——Lin Haiyang Road Haochat NO. 18th floor, welcome to chat every day]

[rps, No.30 five small antelopes running on the grassland (understanding)]

[The Japanese solution comes in and stands for punishment, what has Lin Haiyang been doing lately?The ghosts and ghosts appear every day, the Reuters picture is so cute, I want to make clay sculptures]

Lin Haiyang finally saw the name that he didn't quite understand, what does the clay sculpture mean?He clicked into the post, refreshed it twice, and soon a picture came out, which was a bit blurry. His mask was stuck on his chin, his mouth was slightly open, his eyelashes were so long, and he looked very focused.

[1L]: Clay sculpture powder rolls rolls rolls rolls!

[2L]: I also want to be messed with... With a pink and tender mouth, big watery eyes, Yang Yang is a beauty, the little sister waiting for me to bring home, the little wife hidden in the golden house!

[3L]: Feminine fans go crazy every day, you can make my brother 1.9 meters thick, have you never seen a man? ?Don't go back to the deep mountains, clay sculptures are black and everyone knows

【4L】: This one is so tender!Take it home!Boo boo boo dear!

Lin Haiyang looked at the screen in horror, and read out slowly: "Fan, pink and tender mouth? Water, big watery eyes? Am I a beauty?"

He is beautiful?

He is the little sister?

When the agent saw Lin Haiyang, he heard the child muttering, "I'm not a beauty", "I'm not a little sister" and "Not pretty", and almost thought this person was stupid with a dog, "Haiyang, you looking at what?"

"It's nothing!" Lin Haiyang snapped his phone back. He had just logged into Bo Xiaohao and asked his elder sister to give him a science introduction. Now he was a little dazed, "Brother Ji, do I look like a girl?"

Looking at his strong chest, broad shoulders, and heroic thick eyebrows, the agent couldn't believe it: "Who gave you this illusion?"

Lin Haiyang breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good..."

Then there was an interview, the agent took Lin Haiyang into the car in a hurry, and ran to the agreed place in a hurry, Lin Haiyang sat there obediently, after nearly an hour of filming, it finally ended.

The reporter seemed to have a good impression of him, and specially gave him two little dolls. They were piggy dolls, wearing overalls. Lin Haiyang took one in each hand, thanked him and left.

On the way, he saw a barbecue stall, and remembered that he hadn't eaten for more than half a year. He suddenly became greedy and asked his manager, "Brother Ji, can I eat?"

The manager is ruthless: "No."

"Why?" Lin Haiyang didn't want to give up, "I'll just eat a few skewers, it's fine."

"Do you want to show you a shot during the live broadcast of the Golden Turtle Awards tomorrow night and find that you have a big pimple on your face?" The manager chattered quickly, "Don't eat it."

Lin Haiyang was a little wronged, and continued to fight: "Then let me go down and smell the smell, I won't eat it."

Manager: "...why do I think you are so pitiful?"

In the end, the manager let Lin Haiyang get out of the car. As expected, within 5 minutes of standing next to the barbecue stall, a passer-by girl came up hesitantly and asked, "Hello, are you... Lin Haiyang?"

The agent stood by, denying: "No, he's not."

Almost at the same time, Lin Haiyang replied with a smirk: "You are amazing, you can see that!"

The manager turned his head and stared at him: "???"

The passer-by girl became excited and screamed softly: "I like you so much!!"

Lin Haiyang was shy, his back was poked violently by the agent, he shushed the passer-by girl, and said, "Keep your voice down, wait for me."

The agent watched him climb into the car seat, pouted his ass, groped for a while, pulled out something, then ran over with a smirk, and handed it to the passer-by girl: "Here, go home early."

The agent looked down and saw that it was the little pig doll wearing overalls, now being held in the palm of the girl excitedly, it was deformed, he quickly said hello, and took Lin Haiyang back to the car.

Lin Haiyang didn't smell enough, so he sniffed his nose twice, fell asleep, and when he got home, he opened the forum by mistake again, and saw the title:

[Lin Haiyang secretly likes pink and tender pig dolls, can this be made of clay?Such a cute little sister~]

[1L]: (Picture) Just now, a fan who met my sister by chance posted it on Weibo~

[2L]: Damn, I'm so sour, I also want a piggy doll! !

[3L]: Lin Haiyang, a strong man with a sweet heart, Lin Haiyang, a girl in thunderbolt, pink, tender, cute, peach, angel, mother's beloved little sister~

Facing himself frowning in the mirror, Lin Haiyang was confused for the first time: "..."

The author has something to say: Clay sculpture: Nisu, the antonym of Zhengsu, refers to sex-changing idols.