Koi Cheng Jing [Entertainment]

The blond and blue-eyed man on the opposite side is called Die. As for why a strong man with five or three centimeters of thick hair has such a sour name, he explained that he likes Chinese culture very much, and the image of Die is very beautiful. And so on, of course Ling Yi still firmly believes that he just wants to take advantage of others.

Die is a director. Although he can't tell from the outside, he has indeed won many awards. In the current director circle, he can be regarded as a benchmark—whatever he shoots is good, and what is good wins awards. The awards and box office are both good.

But this famous director's request is also very straightforward. He is too busy to find young newcomers and old stars. If he wants to make a movie, the minimum threshold for the audition is the work and popularity. .

Ling Cheng was still thinking about it, and Die patted his arm: "...Didn't you not shoot intimate scenes before? I have been suppressing that notebook for a long time, and I haven't filmed it. Are you sure?"

Ling Cheng nodded: "Yeah."

"You know, as soon as I got that book, the image of the male lead was tailor-made for you..." Die stood up and wanted to hug Ling Yi, but was pushed away, "That's right, it's that ruthless. "

Ling Cheng started to raise conditions with a blank face: "I have a suitable candidate for another male lead."

"Ling?" Die was a little hesitant, "You're not talking about the little sweetheart you want to chase? I admit, from your description, he is indeed cute, but that doesn't mean he can act well in movies... the first chapter of this book The second male protagonist is set, but he is a gangster thug?"

"He must have met your requirements." Ling Cheng didn't want to rush people directly like Die was worried about, but smiled a little narrowly: "When you have an audition meeting, remember to inform him."

Die frowned, and asked again: "Does he have any works?"

Ling Cheng seemed to be waiting for his words, and took out five movie tickets from his pocket in a flash, and began to sell Amway: "May 28th, Zongheng, the hero, it's so good-looking ,You can go and have a look."

Die was stuffed with movie tickets, looking at Ling Cheng's back: "..."

On the day of the premiere of "Vertical and Horizontal", the temperature was around 20 degrees. Lin Haiyang put on a suit and tie for his manager, and he fanned the hot air. He entered the studio and turned on the air conditioner. Point: "Brother Ji, where's the director?"

"The director broke his leg a few days ago," the manager looked at the seats slowly filling up in the back, "I don't know if I will come today."

"Ah?" Lin Haiyang was very confused: "Why did you break it? It was too careless..."

Before he finished speaking, Chen Xingxing crutches with a bright smile on his face, and with two people beside him, he came in through the secret door step by step, waved to Haiyang, and said in the same voice as grandma: "Long time no see~"

Lin Haiyang picked up the goosebumps he had dropped on the ground, and politely asked Chen Xingxing: "Director, why did you break your leg?"

As soon as Chen Xingxing was mentioned about this matter, he began to sigh: "I went out to have a skewer that day, and some social brothers on the side of the road suddenly started to kick me with a stick. I am a law-abiding citizen, so I can't Hurry up and go?"

Lin Haiyang agreed: "You are right."

"I don't know why, I picked up the barbecue and passed by them, it's normal, I didn't make a sound," Chen Xingxing was very indignant: "One of the social brothers kicked me with a bang, Pulling me and telling me not to let me run away, I was beaten like this... What kind of hatred and resentment! I can't even think of it!"

In fact, it was rare for Lin Haiyang to figure out why, but he didn't dare to say: "...Yeah, it's too much! Director, you must have a good rest!"

Chen Xingxing nodded, touched Haiyang's hand, and sat in the front seat. Soon, Shu Ying, who played the role of the teacher, came, and all the leading and supporting roles came. Except for Ling Cheng, his seat was vacant.

Chen Xingxing didn't say anything, as if he didn't expect people to come at all, but Lin Haiyang looked at the empty place with straight eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

At [-]:[-], the media reporters basically arrived, set up the machine, and started debugging. The quiet venue suddenly became noisy. Chen Xingxing turned his head to look at it, very satisfied: "Look It’s good to get attention…”

Lin Haiyang tugged at his sleeves a little nervously. He has to be interviewed later. After a while, the first movie he starred in will start playing. "Brother Ji, what am I going to say later?"

"What else can you say..." The manager was a little puzzled, "What do you say when others ask you, and try to say as little as possible if it has nothing to do with the movie."

"Okay." Lin Haiyang settled down, sat on a chair and waited obediently.

On time at eight o'clock, the premiere began. Chen Xingxing limped onto the stage with a cane. Lin Haiyang guarded him slightly. Big eyes, the light is too dazzling——

Chen Xingxing first introduced "Vertical and Horizontal" happily. Lin Haiyang never knew that the director talked so much, from the concept of the script to the shooting process, from the friction of ideas to the method of moving the camera, the young man with the flower arms The voice of the milk echoed in the theater, until Lin Haiyang saw the reporter in the front row yawn for the third time, and then stopped: "I'll just say that first, and the actors will speak next!"

As a leading actor, Lin Haiyang naturally did his part. He took over the microphone. Today is indeed a very important scene. He specially wrote the manuscript and memorized it for two full days. Finally, he proficiently memorized the manuscript from beginning to end. My head is almost bald, but fortunately there is nothing wrong: "I am very grateful to the dedicated director and colleagues. This is the result of everyone's hard work. I hope the audience will like it."

The agent watched from below, nodding repeatedly, how official, how polite, how perfect, there is no mistake at all, Lin Haiyang has indeed grown up.

The sister of the reporter didn't want Lin Haiyang to be so perfect, she seemed to ask a question with ulterior motives, "Excuse me, Lin Haiyang, it is said that there are a lot of action scenes in this movie, how many substitutes do you have?"

Lin Haiyang was dumbfounded, "There is no substitute."

"Oh? Is that so?" The reporter's sister got straight to the point, without much talk: "Then, can Haiyang give us a scene?"

"Come on, come on?" Lin Haiyang, who was in a suit and leather shoes, was really inconvenient, "This table is too small..."

"It is said that the space was quite small during your audition, so how did you impress Director Chen's heart? Let us see it too?" The reporter's sister spoke one after another, "Is it okay?"

Lin Haiyang seemed at a loss, looked to the side, Chen Xingxing smiled and nodded to him, he thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay."

Colleagues standing in rows gave way one after another. Chen Xingxing stood upright on the big stage, and it was inconvenient for him to walk on crutches. Lin Haiyang pulled his suit jacket, shook his rope twice, and began to perform again. Now he is no longer like performing somersault stunts:

Turn, ah, one on the left, one on the right, one on the top, and one on the bottom!We're at the edge of the table, go back, turn over!

I don't want to turn it over, but the audience seems very excited, then, turn a few more!The buttons on the suit are so tight, it makes me dizzy!Dizzy, dizzy, no turning over... Alas!

The reporter friends in the audience, who seemed to have never seen the world, were very excited. They slapped Lin Haiyang nimbly on the stage and applauded endlessly. In fact, they didn’t really just want to see somersaults. Oh, who hasn't seen acrobatics?The main reason is that Lin Haiyang is wearing a formal suit today. When he moves, the clothes will inevitably fall down and turn up, occasionally revealing a large chest and narrow waist. The reporters stare at the camera intently, wishing to take twenty pictures in a second ——

Immediately afterwards, they watched Lin Haiyang sway his tail as a spirit snake and the fierce tiger descend the mountain. Before everyone could react, Chen Xingxing, who was smiling on his face, was swept away with a hooked leg. The director turned pale with fright, tried hard to poke the crutches, but missed, turned over and lay on the body of Lin Haiyang who was rushing to the street in an instant, the two of them piled up into a mountain of meat, trembling twice, the whole venue was quiet: "... ..."

After two seconds of silence, the actors and actresses rushed up to help, yelling, "Director, director, you're fine!"

Chen Xingxing flew into trouble, stood up from Lin Haiyang with a blank face, and asked, "Haiyang, are you alright?"

A big man, or a big guy with a flowery arm and a short head, the weight of dozens of kilograms can't be tolerated by ordinary people. Although Lin Haiyang is a beautiful little King Kong with an iron head, he is a little dizzy now: "I, I'm fine, I'll rest for a while... ..."

The scene manager next to him ran up and hurriedly helped Lin Haiyang away. The rest of the actors finished their testimonials with blank faces and answered the reporter's questions. The movie will start to reflect immediately.

Ling Yi, who is far away in a foreign country, is always paying attention to the premiere in China. There is a delay there, and the network is slow. It took about 5 minutes to load, and finally jumped out of the content. He hurried to look, and a big headline jumped out:

【Shock! Director Lin Haiyang had intimate contact with the public at the premiere of "Vertical and Horizontal"?Turned over and pressed to the ground, blushing and heart beating! 】

Ling Cheng: "...?? What what??"

Anyway, everyone took their seats, put on their glasses, and started watching a movie.

Lin Haiyang came over slowly, bowed his head and sat next to Chen Xingxing, apologizing: "Director, I'm sorry."

"Are you okay?" Chen Xingxing is very tolerant, he usually won't get angry unless he can't help it: "Look carefully, we spent a lot of money on this special effect."

Lin Haiyang nodded again and again: "Yeah!"

The surrounding lights dimmed, and the huge silver screen suddenly lit up, and the name of the production company appeared on the screen, followed by two domineering and majestic "Zongheng" characters, with a sharp wind, straight towards people's eyes When the film hit, some audience behind couldn't help but let out a soft "ah", and felt that they were making a fuss: "How much did this special effect cost?"

Lin Haiyang looked at the screen happily, and when the screen went dark, it was an ordinary university campus. After the transition, he appeared on the screen in school uniform, with natural black hair, white shirt and trousers, but his temperament was completely different from his own. This protagonist is obviously very good. He is so good that after only playing for 5 minutes, everyone in the theater wants to punch him hard in the nostril, and then spit in the face: "You are too pretentious." Already!"

Lin Haiyang trembled in front: "Director, is this really all right?"

"What's the matter!" Chen Xingxing was very satisfied with the protagonist: "Pretending to be aggressive, that's why he has the capital to pretend to be aggressive. What are you afraid of, anyway, you won't be slapped in the face."

Lin Haiyang reviewed the whole script with difficulty, and was surprised to find that the protagonist didn't overturn the car no matter how hard he pretended, instead he kept hitting other people in the face. He couldn't help but exclaimed: "That's right!"

While speaking, the protagonist successfully pretended to be coercive again, snapping open the four little gangsters who wanted to plot against the beautiful teacher, and then began to use his nostrils to yell at the camera: "My man, don't touch it."

The audience whispered in the background again:

"Why is this teacher a man?"

"Can this pass the trial? Is it brotherhood again?"

The teacher played by Shu Ying showed his face in the camera, with a white face, a slender waist, slightly red eyes, and a soft voice, which was painful: "Don't...don't touch me!"

The hero is applying medicine to the teacher. The teacher hurt his skin and wants to lift up his clothes. The hero is very domineering: "Don't move!"

Lin Haiyang's ears perked up, and he heard the voice behind him again, this time it was:

"yoooooooo"

"Yoooooooooo?"

"I'll ask again, can this pass the trial?"

"They have already passed the trial..."

Lin Haiyang was very nervous again, and went to harass Chen Xingxing: "Director, is this okay?"

"What are you talking about?" Chen Xingxing looked puzzled, "It's just helping to apply the medicine, there is nothing you can do, don't think so leap forward."

Lin Haiyang quickly agreed: "What the director said is true."

The next one and a half hours of the plot was very tight. The male protagonist single-handedly challenged the middle boss of the small boss.

"Can this pass the trial?"

"...I have answered you several times! He has passed the trial long ago!"

"No, look at the title I wrote, can it pass the review?"

"Let me see. [Ling Yi joins hands with Lin Haiyang again, what is the hidden relationship between the two?] This won't work, everyone is tired of watching it."

"Then what should I write?"

"Just write a hot one, try the one on the verge of passing the trial, and show you my [Ling Cheng Lin Haiyang's intimate stills leaked, insider: hidden marriage!]"

"Wonderful!!!"

Lin Haiyang was immersed in his heroic posture, shaking his head following the intense BGM.

After defeating the bosses along the way, recovering the seven little brothers and gathering the seven dragon balls, the protagonist finally entered the base of the final boss, and saw his beautiful teacher inside: "Baibai! I'm here to save you."

The beautiful teacher burst into tears: "No, you go—"

"I won't go!" The protagonist looked up, and there were small cannon fodders and cannon fodders around him. He sneered disdainfully, and after a short operation, they all fell down. In the end, the little boss girl suddenly appeared in front of him, and showed his face to the beautiful teacher. knife.

Lin Haiyang clenched his fists nervously: "Come on!"

The remaining 10 minutes is another fight scene with an explosion of funds, car chases, explosions, fights, air combat, everything you want, integrated together, the background of the movie is overhead, it looks like it is full of black technology, the audience is very early. I stopped talking, and all focused on the plot. When the protagonist went through many obstacles, knocked down the little girl, and hugged the beautiful teacher into his arms, they all stood up and applauded, "Wonderful!"

The lights around were turned on, and the movie finished playing. Lin Haiyang also stood up, blushing, and bowed to the audience behind with the director.

At the end of the show, Chen Xingxing left Lin Haiyang behind and congratulated him specially. After the filming of the film was completed, he declared for the awards immediately, and Lin Haiyang had to attend the awards ceremony together.

The premiere time is uniform across the country. Lin Haiyang has been immersed in the plot of the movie and has no time to look at his mobile phone. Now that he got home, he took out his mobile phone and clicked directly into his tuba.

The company has bought the hot search a long time ago, and there is a huge [Lin Haiyang Zongheng] hanging there. Lin Haiyang clicks in and looks at it from the beginning in chronological order:

[Little Baby]: Wow, wow, it's started! !This special effect is really nb!Director Chen is rich! !

[Haiyangyang's buttocks]: Why does this male protagonist look so good that people want to slap him? ?

[Career Fan No. 666666666]: Wow, this fight scene is [-]! !Is Lin Haiyang serious about this muscle?I can!

[Career Fan No. 90.00]: I really guessed the plot [-]% of the time, the only thing I didn't guess was that the heroine was in charge of the male teacher [wry smile]

[No Eating, No Eating Cult]: ...Raise the banner of Yang Ying! !Brother Haiyang is attacking! ! !

[Career Fan No. [-]]: Who did I see? ?Ling Cheng is you again! !It's so haunting, I know what you want to say, the antelope is real, I understand, please don't let me see you again——

[Career Fan No. [-]]: I can really think of this plot with my toes... But why do I enjoy watching it so much! !Help, I don't want to indulge in low taste

Lin Haiyang paused slightly, poured himself a glass of milk, and returned to staring at the screen:

[Rich Woman's Steel Ball]: A movie is two and a half hours long, almost two hours, what about the main character's setbacks? ?I really want to see the protagonist get slapped in the face, please! !

[Hai Yangyang, a tender butt-turned man]: It's almost over! !It's all over to **oss! !The protagonist is still pretending [screaming]

[Complicated moods]: ...I finished watching it, here's a spoiler, although there's nothing to spoiler about in this movie, the main character rescued his beautiful little teacher back, and he always pretended to be aggressive from the beginning to the end and never overturned, this kind of vulgarity I watched the plot with relish. 】

[Complicated mood plus one]: I haven't seen such a fresh and refined Golden Finger movie for many years... Director Chen wakes up, now even children's animations have to add a rough life experience to the protagonist, what are you doing, but This movie is damn sweet [loud scream]

Lin Haiyang looked at the comments on Weibo, relaxed a little, covered the quilt, and fell asleep.

On the second day, he received a notice from his agent, saying that the box office on the first day was 3000 million, which was neither particularly good nor bad.

Since director Chen's films already have a certain appeal, plus Lin Haiyang's own fan traffic, 3000 million on the first day is not bad for an ordinary domestic film, but the manager is still not very satisfied, and babbled beside him: "You must have a screening for the first film... Yes, I will fight for the screening rate..."

Lin Haiyang was very relaxed: "It's already fine."

Unfortunately, the release date is close to the summer vacation, and there are at least two very popular movies in the same period. There is also a popcorn movie, "Invincible Armor Bang Bang Bang", which is foreign, although the actors are not particularly famous, but the script is good, the special effects are strong, and it earns a lot of money. Less box office.

For Lin Haiyang, who is the leading male lead on the big screen for the first time, the movie-watching tendencies of passers-by are the most unfavorable to him. Those who want to watch romantic literary films go straight to "Chu He". Those who watched popcorn movies, saw his face on the poster, and found that he was not very familiar with him. Most likely, he would choose the "Invincible Armor Bang Bang Bang" next door. thunder.

Another day passed, and the box office was still rising steadily, without any special momentum. Even if no one from the company blamed him, there were faintly different comments on the Internet:

[Passerby [-]]: What about the traffic treasure that you agreed to fall?The main male lead in the film has no such yang, it's so blurry that it makes people feel distressed...

[Actually not a passer-by]: I'm afraid it will be 3000 million yuan on the first day, and the box office will be 6000 million yuan... Shouge is really poisonous.

Lin Haiyang saw it, but pretended he didn't see it, and was very calm, but the manager, who had brought at least four artists back and forth, couldn't sit still: "3000 million on the first day is not bad, okay? Is there something wrong with Heizi?"

Lin Haiyang patted him on the back: "It's okay, I'm lucky."

"What does your luck have to do with the box office?" The agent looked at him inexplicably: "Could it be that you have to do an online trick again?"

Lin Haiyang muttered: "I don't know, I have a premonition..."

The manager touched his forehead to make sure he didn't have a fever. He rolled his eyes, and when he turned around, he saw a title on the hot search list, followed by the word "explosive":

[Invincible Armor director insults China]

broker:"……???!"

He clicked in with trembling hands, and the screenshots on the hot search were clear. The newly promoted foreign director who was full of momentum did not know why he was madly insulting China on social platforms.

The comments below are all calling for the audience who bought the tickets to be refunded. That is indeed very reasonable. Everyone is a person with integrity. How can anyone send money to others after being scolded?

The manager's hair was covered and he yelled, "What's going on?"

Immediately afterwards, two hours later, the number two hot search posted another title, followed by the word "Hot":

【Plagiarism of Chu He's original work】

broker:"……??!!!"

He took a look. The original author of Chuhe not only plagiarized, but also wrote a very controversial character as a prototype in the book, and made improper beautification. It is shameless to say that the author is whitewashing qj and committing plagiarism. You come and go, and it is another wave of persuasion.

The manager was completely dumbfounded, talking nonsense: "Lin Haiyang, Lin Haiyang is awesome!!!"

Therefore, under a certain mysterious force from the east, the two opponents competing with "Aspect" at the same time were all eliminated due to irresistible factors, or the kind of attack that destroys dimensionality, "Aspect" is being more and more popular. Passers-by saw it and carried out Amway's decapitation:

"Pure and unpretentious! Cool from beginning to end!"

"Sexy male protagonist, who deserves to be beaten online; pretends to be funny, and never overturns!"

"Please pay more attention to... The King of Kings... is being released... Both styles are blooming..."

"The six scholars upstairs come and get beaten!!"

So, on the day "Vertical and Horizontal" was officially released, Lin Haiyang went to the celebration party.

In 30 days, based on the impressive record of sweeping the [-] million box office for the first time on the big screen, Lin Haiyang's topic has become more and more popular. He perfectly recovered his investment and even made a lot of money. The company laughed from ear to ear.

While admiring Lin Haiyang's box office panacea, there was another wave of voices that were equally powerful and fought against each other:

"Forward this fat koi, as long as you want to take the first place in the exam, the whole class will drop out!"

"Forward this fat koi, a double harvest in career and love"

"Forward this big koi, and you will meet a blind, high-quality handsome guy who can't help but fall in love with you"

"Forward this stupid guy, you are the heartthrob superstar~"

On so many microblogs, Qi Shuashua added a photo of Lin Haiyang laughing so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, which received a total of millions of reposts. Passers-by all sincerely made wishes, and there were not a few people who fulfilled their wishes.

For this feudal superstition behavior, Lin Haiyang had only one reaction, he scratched his head, very puzzled:

"Who is the blind, high-quality handsome guy...?"

The author has something to say: what would be better for Haiyang to go to the next variety show?

The author has not yet decided whether to take him on a food show or take him to see animals