After I died, I became a cat

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Fairbas Tolle, this is the simplified transliteration of Fairbas's long, human-mad-mad, name.His mother, or father, is one of the three pillars of the multiverse, "time and space".

He himself, although the body looks young, but the mind is very smart, this is of course, after all, this human body is just one of his avatars.

Fairbas Tolle inherited the power of flow and change from "time and space", and a certain blond-haired gentleman inherited a field that is connected with circulation and change from the ontology, and this field is called commercial finance.

Therefore, it is his job to carry out various business activities in the PU survey service. It is said that next week’s Double Eleven, the PU system store also launched a promotion. Buy 680 lucky draw opportunities for [-] yuan and get [-] lucky draw chances. If he loses money, are you still human? !

Fairbas really lost his money this time!

He just asked a random message, and you Yan Wudao answered it and returned it. If you don’t answer it, you don’t answer it, and you ask a question that is out of the universe. What are you planning to do?

Lovers, mortal feelings, what relationship do they have with these gods?

But Yan Wudao is indeed different...

Gossip is also a part of flow and change. Business finance is based on information exchange. Fairbas quickly cheered up and asked:

【Ferbass: Has Boss Yan taken a fancy to anyone? 】

[Yan Wudao: A child I met recently is in unrequited love.I found out that the person he had an unrequited love for lied to him, but that person also had his own reasons for lying.You say, should I tell this kid, or should I not tell this kid? 】

【Ferbas: Hey...】

On the other side of the screen, sitting on the specially raised boss chair behind the huge desk, the little blond boy held his round face with his hands.

He was pondering two questions.

The first question, why should Yan Wudao pay attention to this kind of common emotional problem that only happens between mortals.

The second question, according to the statistics on Homo sapiens electronic network, 90.00% of all the questions asked to netizens under the name of "my" friends are the questions "I" want to ask. Although Yan Wudao is no longer a human being, he Will there still be some human instincts left in him?

But most humans don't use the word "child" to describe themselves.

Fairbas, a child who will never grow up, can't describe himself as a child.

Ah, speaking of it, I originally thought Yan Wudao couldn't do it, after all... I've never done it before.

However, judging by Yan Wudao's attitude, could it be that a new god has appeared.

Yan Wudao was very suspicious when he was looking for him to buy a cat litter and cat toilet before. Because of... the relationship with the civet back then, I have been thinking about Yan Wudao back then. It is not impossible to do this! !

After disappearing for more than 500 years, everyone thought that his strength was weakened and he was close to death. Maybe he just found a place to do this thing? ! !

Makes sense, makes sense! ! ! !

Fairbas, who had made up his mind, opened his mouth wide.

He had such a guess in his heart, but he didn't dare to let Yan Wudao know that he had such a guess in his heart.I completely forgot about the reimbursement, and replied calmly:

[Ferbas: I have never found a lover, but from a mortal point of view, the child you value is just in unrequited love. He and his unrequited love are not considered lovers, and his unrequited love is not a lie It’s not that I’m sorry to him, there is no such agreement between two ordinary mortals that they are not allowed to lie]

[Ferbas: Mortal people's feelings change so quickly, and they are more elusive than the stock market. When you see that child next time, maybe he doesn't like that person anymore.]

[Yan Wudao: Well, what you said makes sense]

This guy is really thinking seriously, Felbas thought, could it be that the new god fell in love with a mortal?

The answer just now was from the perspective of a mortal, but if this child is not a mortal, but their kind...

【Ferbass: But from our point of view, we can have whatever we want, and we can do whatever we want.Mr. Yan, do you want them to be together? 】

[Yan Wudao: Rather than not being together, I want them to be together more]

Oh?

Fairbas raised one of his golden-brown eyebrows.

"I want them to be together more than not being together" This description is a bit too tortuous, does it mean a bit hesitant?

What is Yan Wudao thinking?

[Ferbas: If you don’t want them to be together, you can intervene directly. If you want them to be together, you can also intervene directly.Anyway, in this multiverse, besides my mother and "Fate", aren't you the most powerful?]

He said so.

Yan Wudao, who saw this sentence, had already finished the meeting, returned to the almost unused president's office in the PU game company, and refused the tea made by the assistant who hadn't met a few times.

After reading what Fairbas said, he looked to the other side of the screen.

Before Ye Weidan slammed the door and ran away because he was too shy, now Chen Erhuang said that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, Ye Weidan ran to cook fish, because his shyness had turned to anger, he had conflicts with other tenants in the house.

Like a dynamite, Yan Wudao and Chen Erhuang sighed together.

If Chen Erhuang had this wish, he would help Ye Weidan no matter what.

But Chen Erhuang didn't have this wish. Why should a cat without estrus think about love?

But He is now a man.

But he's right there with him.

This is already an extravagant wish that he will never realize, but Ye Weidan still has a chance, which is really enviable.

and so……

"I'd better leave it alone," he said with a smile, making excuses for himself, "you can do whatever the cat master wants."

As for now, taking advantage of the cat master's return to the main hall just now and relighting the lights, he feels much more comfortable.Not only can it directly appear in the main universe, but also can start to do things at the PU headquarters.

No matter what happens in the end, the future battlefield of the main universe must not be let go now.

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"Stop talking." Fairbas fell back and spun around in the boss chair. "Is there really a new born god?"

Yan Wudao reappeared after 500 years because of a special alarm, maybe the alarm sounded because of the appearance of a new god?

"But I don't feel anything at all... just ask someone."

Fairbas immediately got up and teleported out the door.

He teleports from one world to another, although they are two worlds, they are actually inside the PU headquarters.

In this gigantic snow-white Rubik's Cube of ninth order, the power of "time and space" is everywhere, and its representative symbol - a cube pattern with six sides in red, yellow and blue colors - also appears in the corners of every department.

Only the department that Fairbas came to at this moment was different. The symbols that filled this place were silver and white triangles.

This is the symbol of "Destiny", and this department is the department that peeps into the fate - the Ministry of Intelligence.

The Minister of Intelligence, the Omniscient, is also a child of the Three Pillars God, but unlike Fairbas, he is the existence that one eye of "fate" fell to the ground, and he is the embodiment of knowledge, and will replace "Fate" watches the world.

Although everyone doesn't know why "Destiny" watches the world. After all, "Destiny" has never changed, and it looks the same whether you look at it or not, but this duty sounds very noble.

But the omniscient never works well.

His dream is to sleep with his eyes closed forever.

But his body doesn't have eyelids that can close his eyes, so he can only pin this wish on his human form.As for his human form, it is his routine to sleep behind closed doors in the office during work and off hours.

The employees of the Intelligence Department have resigned themselves to their fate. Anyway, after the Omniscient closed the door, they couldn't knock on the door.

But there was no door that could stop Fairbas. He came directly to the bed of the Omniscient One, threw off the quilt, and shouted, "Get up!"

After yelling, he looked intently and was surprised to find that the Omniscient One was not on the bed.

Then Fairbass looked at the desk in the same room—the entire office has as many rooms as a castle, but the omniscient thinks that putting the bed and desk in the same room will help him go to bed faster after work ——I found out that today is a bolt from the blue, and the omniscient is actually sitting during working hours!He sits behind a desk!

This is really rare for the omniscient who is too lazy to name himself!

Fairbas stepped forward and tapped his fingers on the desk that was as high as his body.

The Omniscient didn't respond.

Fairbas tapped again.

The Omniscient remains unresponsive.

Fairbas walked around the desk, walked over to the Omniscient One, and fell silent.

This guy actually sat and fell asleep!

"The Omniscient!"

Fairbas shouted in his ear.

On the boss chair, the slender but very thin Omniscient shuddered, and the white hair that fell from the top of his head to the ground trembled accordingly.This incarnation of knowledge opened his silver eyes, glanced at Fairbas, and said slowly, "You're here."

"I'm here." Fairbas originally came to ask the Omniscient about the new god, but at this moment, the Omniscient sat up to occupy his curiosity and asked, "What are you doing?"

"My believers," the Omniscient called his subordinates in the Ministry of Intelligence, and he was powerless, "submitted to me a video submitted by the Aftermath Management Division of the Ministry of Logistics."

"What happened to this video?"

It was too troublesome to speak, so the omniscient chose to open the video for Fairbas to watch.

Fairbas raised his head, and a virtual screen unfolded in front of him.

"PU 620, 91, space-time month 00219, science and technology side number WX-[-] universe, XXXXXX civilization circle, XX planet, New Emerald City.

"I'm here to photograph for you what the city looks like right now after the mysterious incident broke out."

The person who spoke should be an employee of the aftermath management department. He turned the camera to let the tragedy of Xin Fei Leng Cui City appear in front of the camera.

That is--

Black cat statues, big and small, large and small, appear on every building.

Big and small, big and small, big and small black cat patterns appear on everyone.

"The investigators only killed one faceless man in this city. This kind of large-scale mental pollution should not have happened. Our psychoanalyst tried to clean up the mental pollution of the citizens, but he himself was mentally polluted !"

The employee of the aftermath management department grabbed his meowing colleague and prevented her from chasing fallen leaves.

"The local citizens have already established a formal religion. I don't know if they need to intervene, request the Ministry of Intelligence to conduct divination, or investigators to come to investigate."

"Wow." Fairbas sighed after reading it, "It's great, I want more believers too, wouldn't it be great to let money flow together. Omniscient, what did you see?"

"Seeing nothing," replied the Omniscient.

"how is this possible."

"My eyes were stopped at that time and that universe, and I only saw President Yan appearing outside that universe at that time."

Fairbas raised his eyebrows, remembering why he came to find the omniscient.

"A new god has appeared."

"Appeared."

"Do you know anything about the new gods?"

"do not know."

"You're still called omniscient."

"you know."

"Well, I have some gossip, and it's also related to cats," Fairbass said. "Well, I suspect that this new god is..."

He lowered his voice.

"It's Yan Wudao's child!"

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The author has something to say:

Two Cats: Ah Choo! ! !

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I finally put an end to New Fei Leng Cui City, I feel comfortable

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