After I died, I became a cat

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When an inexplicable rumor started to spread in the PU headquarters, Chen Erhuang was staring at his mobile phone while licking the fish soup.

In a few minutes, it will be nine o'clock.

According to the announcement of the PU investigation service official blog, this maintenance upgrade will end at nine o'clock.

He waited for the lottery draw after the maintenance was over.

Yes, please mark this matter. After completing so many investigations, Chen Erhuang's mysterious prize pool draws have finally accumulated to ten times, and he can have a guaranteed ten consecutive rounds.

For Chen Erhuang, this is more exciting than accumulating thirty stones in a certain game.He has been playing this game for several days, and today he finally got a mysterious Samsung.

No, it should be said that at least one of Samsung's mysterious hands.

But as an ordinary person... As an ordinary cat, it is common sense to be prepared not to win the lottery ticket before buying it.

So don't think about the mysteries of four-star, five-star, six-star or even seven-star.

The African little black cat, who knows that his luck has been very bad recently, said to Xin.

Hundreds of seconds passed in the waiting, and finally at nine o'clock, Chen Erhuang clicked on the upgrade in the APP store.

The upgrade package is very large and the progress bar is very slow.

In front of the computer, Ye Weidan turned his face quietly, and stared at the plastic bedside table from the corner of his eye. The little black cat's slender tail flicked anxiously, flicked, flicked, and hit the plastic board, bang bang bang bang , slap.

... Meng vomited blood, Ye Weidan clutched his chest.

The next moment, the 17-year-old boy secretly raised his mobile phone, turned on the camera, aimed at his brother, and pressed the button to shoot.

"Crack."

The phone emits a simulated crisp sound.

Ye Weidan just flicked, and the camera image faded away in an instant.

Fuck, I have secretly filmed so many times, why did I forget to turn off the sound this time? !

When Chen Erhuang looked back, what he saw was Ye Weidan sitting on a chair, sliding the mouse at the computer quickly, as if he had been seriously browsing the web.

If he hadn't seen his blushing earlobes, Chen Erhuang might have believed it.

The clicking sound just now must have been Ye Weidan taking a picture, and if it was taking a picture, it must be him.This is Chen Erhuang's experience of being dragged by so many people for group photos since he was a handsome boy.

However, if most people raised their cameras when they saw him when he was still a human, they would want to take a photo with him even more.But now, most people raise their cameras when they see him, because they want to take pictures with him as the protagonist.

People and cats are treated differently, probably because cats don't need to be approached to leave a phone or a mobile phone Penguin WeChat ID.

Anyway, he in the photo must be the most handsome one.

I don't think I have a problem with my (cat) positioning. Unless it is during work, Chen Erhuang, who never cares about being photographed, turned around and continued to stare at the phone, and finally waited until the APP upgrade was completed.

He quickly clicked into the PU investigation service and entered the mall.On the mysterious lottery pool, the golden button representing ten companies has already lit up.

But Chen Erhuang didn't smoke immediately, he swipe the screen and turned to the UP pool of today's event.

So far, the PU investigation service has not created those must-do summer swimsuit, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year event tasks like other games. It can be said that it is very caring for the players.But the game planners are not ashamed at all to add the liver parts of other games to Krypton. Those items that can only be obtained by liver in other games, in the PU survey service, can either be bought with credit or drawn with krypton gold.

Today's event is a collaboration with the theater version of Wannian Primary School Students.

But what the hell is that UP's seven-star mysterious "props of causality-where to go and die"!

Other UPs, such as Apoptoxin (programmed cell death toxin)-4869, are relatively normal, but the "falling from high altitude will not die" amulet, "multiple anesthesia without sequelae" physique, "time extension illusion ray (extension ratio 1 :44) "Gun...

These are crazy things again! !

Why can't we make some "voice-changing bows that won't be noticed when you listen to them live", "a solar-powered skateboard with a speed of 180 miles per hour comparable to a top sports car", "can be used as a satellite phone and can be plugged into a USB, but it must be made into anesthesia for a watch" gun", and "foot-strengthening shoes that can kick ordinary footballs out of bombs"! ! !

Chen Erhuang couldn't complain.

He silently returned to the ordinary mysterious prize pool, and was about to hit ten consecutive points——

"Don't you want me to smoke it for you?" Ye Weidan, who had been secretly observing, said suddenly.

"...No need." Chen Erhuang resolutely refused.

He clicked ten times.

The golden button dimmed, and the "10" accumulated by many geniuses turned into a "0".Then the screen changed, and a book with a colorful cover emerged from the white light.

【Mystery - Inedible Cooking Guide】

[Level: One Star]

[Attribute: Water]

[How to use: Flip open and cook according to the instructions in the guidebook in a standard kitchen of a middle-class family in the twentieth century]

[Remarks: This is a "Family Cooking Guide" found in a cooking training school in southeastern Italy.An entry printed on the back cover states that the book was published by Supernova Press in 1976, but investigators found no record of that press.

Among the records of all publications in 1976, there is a "Guide to Home Cooking" published by Mondalido Press with the same title as the book, but after verification, it is found that the author, content, binding design, etc. of the two are the same. Are not the same.

When an investigator followed the steps in the book to make a herb-roasted spring chicken, the dish she made turned into a colorful plastic product that didn't look plastic at all.

After taking the book away, the investigator followed the steps in the book to make a roasted spring chicken with herbs. There was no change in the new roasted spring chicken with herbs. It was tested and confirmed to be non-toxic to the human body after being eaten by an artificial body.

For more test data, please click the link [Click to view more data]

At present, it can be confirmed that memorizing the cooking steps of the book and cooking after the book is out of sight will not trigger the mysterious mechanism of the book, and treat it as an ordinary cooking textbook. 】

Chen Erhuang: "..."

Therefore, as long as you master the cooking steps proficiently, you will not be affected by this book.

But what does he want this kind of thing for!After becoming a cat, he can't cook for people to eat, but when he is still a human, he needs to cook?

Chen Erhuang gradually felt bad, but the next one appeared in the white light.

one star.

one star.

one star.

……

one star.

Eight one star.

With [Inedible Cooking Guide], he drew nine one-stars in a row.

None of the nine one-star ones can be used. They are all like [Inedible Cooking Guide], and they are redundant guys on a comedy set.Chen Erhuang felt as if he was about to vomit blood, but he was not discouraged. After all, the three-star mystery that guaranteed the bottom line was his goal today.

With the last draw, the white light turns.

No, it's really just Samsung?

Chen Erhuang hid his face for a moment before reading the mysterious explanation.

[Mysterious - always full of small dried fish bag (oversized)]

[Grade: Samsung]

[Attribute: Water]

[How to use: None]

[Remarks: This is a yellow plastic paper packaging bag with a length, width, and height of 30 x 20 x 20 cm. It looks full of contents from the outside.The packaging bag copied the design of the Lay’s potato chip packaging bag, only the potato chips were changed to dried fish made of various fish.But after opening it, you will find that there is no dried fish shown on the package, but two-thirds of the bag is filled with liquid.

From the appearance, it is completely impossible to see that the contents of the packaging bag are liquid, and the liquid cannot be poured out after being disassembled.Obviously, inside the bag, there is another set of physical rules.

After 24 hours after each opening, the packaging bag will return to its unopened appearance.After opening again, the liquid in the packaging bag will change to a greater or lesser extent—for example, from Caribbean sea water to South China Sea sea water.

Fish can be caught fresh and alive from the liquid using any fishing method, including but not limited to sticking, pole fishing, netting, or just reaching in and catching fish.

So far, packaging bags have appeared in all aquatic products on this planet, including king squid and killer whales, which are obviously impossible to pack in this packaging bag.

In one test, certified extinct New Zealand trout and Yangtze baiji were caught from the bags.Corrupted murlocs and ■■■■■ have also been caught.

The specific standards for the emergence of aquatic products are not yet known. The only certainty is that it is absolutely impossible to catch aquatic products that will cause harm to the bodies of cat species of the subfamily Felidae of the carnivorous order Felidae after eating.Creatures that are not of this race, please eat with caution. 】

After reading all the explanations, Chen Erhuang: "..."

"Adan," he shouted suddenly, "are you sure that the lottery in the store is completely random according to the algorithm?"

"What did you get?"

"Didn't draw anything."

"Well, it's random like other card games. You can't draw what you want, and you keep getting what you don't want," Ye Weidan thought, "So what exactly did you get?"

"I really didn't draw anything."

Chen Erhuang said so, and sold all nine one-stars to the store for recycling.

He actually wanted to sell the 【Always Filled Small Dried Fish Bag (Super Large)】, but after thinking about it carefully, this was the Samsung Mystery he got for the first time, and Chen Erhuang couldn't sell it.

Maybe this thing can be used as emergency food.

But who would eat live fish? Instead of putting this stuff in your backpack, you might as well buy a few more protein bars and stack them in one compartment.

Chen Erhuang covered his face silently, he didn't even want to drink the fish soup cooked by Ye Weidan.

The next time the ten consecutive draws are made, it might be better to let Adan draw... No, no, how could he just give up on the road back to Europe!

Ye Weidan sat on the chair, saw his brother sighing, and was very curious about what kind of mystery his brother had drawn.

Now is a good time to go up and comfort... It would be nice if PU opened up the trading of mysterious items between players.

Ye Weidan was on the verge of thinking about his words, but he was only a few seconds late, and seeing that his brother had calmed down, he turned to him and asked, "Are you going to investigate tonight?"

"Huh, huh?" Ye Weidan didn't react, "Are we? I think..."

I think you just ran the investigation yesterday, so take a night off today.

The 17-year-old boy wanted to say that, and he remembered that Chen Erhuang had said not long ago that during the investigation, he would entrust the sex to him.

Three seconds later, Chen Erhuang saw Ye Weidan blushing and replied: "Yes, yes, just get used to the new, new rules first!"

Why did this kid stutter all of a sudden?

Chen Erhuang was inexplicable, but said in his mouth: "Pull me."

Ye Weidan joined his brother in the team, and in a trance, issued a summoning order in the friend list.

The next moment, the screen changed, and a round table appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, with five people and a cat sitting beside the table.

After today's update, the maximum team size has been changed from four to six.

Ye Weidan glanced over to see who his teammates were this time.

Teacher Qi Wang, by the way, nine o'clock happens to be the usual online time for this bald-headed lover.

Lychee Honey was also there, and the number of times this girl was online was less than that of Teacher Qi Wang.

Ye Weidan, who didn't know the gender of this teammate was male, glanced at the remaining two strangers.

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The author has something to say:

New copy, tense

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12/18 Bug Catch