After I died, I became a cat

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Uh.

As soon as Chen Erhuang returned to the rented room, he was taken aback. After seeing who it was, he felt a little guilty in silence.

This kind of guilt is quite new. He lived in the collective dormitory of the orphanage with other children when he was young. He started to live on campus in high school, and later went to Public Security University. He has long been used to the collective atmosphere.After joining the company, I rented a house to live alone, and it took me a while to get used to it.

I don't ask to ask for help, but every day when I go home, someone asks, "Do you still know how to come back?" It's also very good.But when things in the bureau got busy, there was no one there. He didn't have any money, so don't harm other people's little girls.

Chen Erhuang took over the police station.

But after all, the police station is not really home.

So several years after graduating from university, Chen Erhuang once again lived in a group life. When asked, "Do you still know how to come back?"

However, although he thought it was pretty good, he didn't take Adan's grievances as a big deal, and just said: "I sent you a message."

Ye Weidan took out his mobile phone, "I didn't see it."

Chen Erhuang said: "It's not a text message, it's a secret chat with friends in the game."

"Oh," Ye Weidan clicked on the app icon that looks like an eye on PU, and let him see the pop-up screen, "The game is under maintenance this afternoon."

Chen Erhuang: "..."

That's it, no wonder he was so angry.

So the spicy chicken PU cheated me again!

Why is it today!

This is the first time!

Chen Erhuang could only cough a few times, and said: "The game maintenance is not my business, how do I know that PU will be selected for maintenance today, anyway, have I sent a message, you will know when the maintenance is over... I It's my fault, I must pay attention to the game maintenance time next time."

Ye Weidan listened silently to what he said, and waited until he finished speaking before speaking: "But didn't you say that the job transfer can be completed in just two or three hours?"

Uh.

Chen Erhuang said so.

Because Ye Weidan was not at ease when he left in the morning, not only asked him to bring cat food and milk, but also asked a lot of questions.One of them is how long it takes to change jobs.

Before this morning, Chen Erhuang hadn't changed jobs seriously. Of course, he didn't know how long it usually takes to change jobs, but customer service 099856 has these data about investigators. After searching on the intranet, it was reported.

For ordinary investigators, it only takes two to three hours to switch to an advanced career.Although it is longer than this just to go back and forth in the secret realm of the trial trial, PU can be said to be superb in the control of time and space. In two or three hours.

Speaking of which, the bronze mirror didn't let him do the trial at all, Chen Erhuang suddenly remembered it.

He looked at Ye Weidan with a cold face in front of him again, and his tooth ached.

This kid asked many and detailed questions in the morning, so Chen Erhuang even explained to him why he was guaranteed to come back within two or three hours. He never thought that he would shoot himself in the foot with a stone, so he couldn't explain it clearly now. .

After all, why did you report the time truthfully in the first place?

If I had known earlier, I should leave some leeway and report one or two... two or three hours more.

Chen Erhuang calmly thought about how to cover up the past.

He didn't mean to lie, but if he told the truth here, he would be monitored by customer service 099856.

The customer service 099856 is very stupid, but there are so many loopholes, there will always be a day when you can't get past it.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, the voice of customer service 099856 suddenly sounded:

"My dear~ you are back~ why is it so late~★"

After greeting like this, it opened Chen Erhuang's new file on the computer without waiting for Chen Erhuang's answer.

"I don't know what the job change is. I'm really looking forward to it. Let me see, Yin Yang Doctor? It comes with positive energy spells and can make special effects with mysterious effects. Kiss you, this is good... Hey? Hey hey? Why are you still here? Have a job?"

Customer service 099856 blinked its undetectable eyes, and realized that he read it correctly.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" My son changed jobs to two professions ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Regarding the two professions, Chen Erhuang had long thought of an excuse, although he was just trying to test Tong Jing's obedience to his orders.

"Because the job transfer letter values ​​me very much, and I think I'm very talented." Chen Erhuang first said to customer service 099856, and then he had a flash of inspiration, realizing that this could also explain why he took so long, and said indiscriminately, "I transfer more than others I started a career, so it took more than twice as much time as others, and it was only delayed until now."

"Is this so?" The customer service 099856 was puzzled for a moment. It had never heard of such a thing before, but Chen Erhuang said it with conviction, and it believed it in a daze, and cheered up, "Kiss, you are a genius!"

"Where is it?" Chen Erhuang hurriedly humbled, "It's just a little more handsome."

Ye Weidan was not as silly and sweet as customer service 099856, squinting his eyes, looking up and down at the seemingly sincere little black cat.

"Two occupations? True or false?" he asked.

"I can show you the completely different skill trees of these two professions right now," Chen Erhuang was not guilty at all, one part of lies was mixed with nine parts of truth, and he diverted his attention, "By the way, I'm going to use the skills of ghosts now." Skills require the soul to leave the body. After the soul leaves the body, the body will stay in place. You have seen the god of death, Noragami, and so on. Like them, I will entrust you with my sex in the future."

After finishing speaking, Chen Erhuang was ready for Ye Weidan to continue to question and get angry.

He didn't expect Ye Weidan to shut his mouth suddenly.

So easy to pass today?

The little black cat looked up in surprise, and found that the little brother was looking at him, with a strange light in his eyes and a red face.

Chen Erhuang realized something was wrong.

Not sick, right?

"Adan?" he asked.

Ye Weidan stood up suddenly, ran out of the room without saying a word, and even slammed the door.

Chen Erhuang, who was left in place, was puzzled.

After thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was the hot chicken PU's fault, and he couldn't help complaining:

"...Why did you suddenly maintain it? It's really annoying."

***

Beiping City, PU Game Company Building.

Yan Wudao, who was listening to the meeting report, suddenly sneezed.

The person reading the report stopped, and other people on the conference table also looked at Yan Wudao, but Yan Wudao waved his hand immediately, indicating that he was fine.

"The weather is getting colder day by day," said the leader of the art team.

"It's still hot in the south, so Peiping must put on an extra coat."

"It's November, so the south should also add a coat."

"No way, the weather in Yangcheng is fine now."

"...All right, only Guangdong Province is considered the south."

After the group leaders chatted briefly, everyone looked at Yan Wudao again and found that he hadn't spoken.

The atmosphere was condensed and awkward. In order to break the atmosphere, the person who read the report quickly picked up where he left off and started reading again.

"...The difficulty of the skill assessment dungeon is too high. So far, only a few people have passed it. As a result, the player's skill point +1 after each investigation is completely wasted. After the update, the skill point +1 after each investigation is cancelled, and in the Practice mode, investigation mode, nightmare mode, assessment mode added outside the arena, each player has a chance to enter the assessment mode once a week, and skill points +1 after passing the corresponding skill assessment...

"...add extraordinary occupation system, but only two occupations are available for the time being, namely close combat and far combat. Melee skills can be released by attaching to any melee weapon, and long-range skills are the same...

"...Open intelligent NPC players, increase the number of players in the team...

The person who read the report sounded like a buzzing fly, and the other participants all bowed their heads and yawned.

It's not that they don't care, it's just that for these people in the PU game company, preparations for this major version revision have started since the game was launched, and they have long been familiar with what exactly needs to be changed.

Don’t look at the fact that the maintenance of the service started today. Before today, planning art programs and so on, I have been staying up late for almost a week. Now everyone just wants to finish their work and go back to sleep, but who would have thought that the company that has always been in a hurry? The president and chairman, Mr. Yan Wudao, unexpectedly came to the company unexpectedly.

In the industry, the PU game company, and the boss of the PU game company, are all wonderful.

The PU company seems to have appeared suddenly. It hadn't produced any works in the past, but it spent a lot of money to poach people from other game companies, and then quickly launched a mobile game, which was even a big hit.

It is said that the entire company is funded by one person, which is different from other game companies today that are backed by Internet companies.From this point of view, the president and chairman of the fund should be a game-loving party, and must make a good domestic game, but this President Yan rarely shows up for a month, and most things are handled by the secretary and assistant.

It's not like there are no presidents like this, and it's fine if everyone spreads gossip.But this president has a lot of energy. It's so difficult to get a game version number nowadays, and he gets one as soon as he makes a move.

So the people in the PU game company saw their former colleagues calling them in the group every day, inquiring openly and secretly, wanting to know the background of their boss Yan.

Employees of PU Game Company: "..."

We still want to know!

Today's President Yan is still shrouded in an aura of mystery.

The people at PU Game Company didn't know the truth about the game they released.What's more, their President Yan seemed to be listening to the report with a cold face, but in fact, he was looking at a virtual screen floating in front of him.

The virtual screen is divided into two halves, one half is connected to the computer of customer service 099856, and the other half is for contacting who online.

There are new messages flashing in the chat box.

[Ferbas: Although projection investigators are projections, they must use real mystery when conducting investigations, in order to fight against mystery]

[Ferbas: Mr. Yan, the scrap rate of their mysterious props is too high]

[Ferbas: These are all drawn in the store's lottery pool, I think the above should send more money to our store]

【Ferbass: But to be honest, the main universe is just an ordinary ultra-low mysterious universe so far. Nothing happened for so many years. Is it really necessary to spend so much effort in the main universe now? 】

[Ferbas: Do you have any news about the main universe? 】

[Fairbas: Mr. Yan? 】

[Ferbas: Mr. Yan, are you still there? 】

Yan Wudao looked back at the cat and fell into deep thought.

After a while, he quietly asked:

[Yan Wudao: Do ​​you think couples should control every aspect of each other, or should they give each other more privacy? 】

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The author has something to say:

Fairbas looked dumbfounded.

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After all, why did you report the time truthfully in the first place?

If I had known earlier, I should leave some leeway and report one or two... two or three hours more.

Ermao quickly learned how to operate a scumbag.