After I died, I became a cat

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Ye Weidan fell silent.

Teacher Qi Wang who came in behind fell silent.

All the audience watching the live broadcast fell into silence together.

After a while, someone spoke up and asked:

"What is Master Cat doing?"

"I don't understand the current development."

"As an old audience, I feel that this scene is a bit familiar..."

"I also feel a bit familiar. The cat boss seemed to have a similar thing happen when he was on a live broadcast. I still remember that the anchor shouted——"

“你在吃什么啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊？！！”

Ye Weidan couldn't hold back and roared out.

A thing he had forgotten emerged from his memory, and Ye Weidan finally remembered what happened when he teamed up with his brother for the first time in the game.At that time, a figure who was clearly a boss level summoned a five-star mystery, and then the five-star mystery was grabbed and bitten by his brother, and swallowed it several times.

Not to mention the fact that his brother's teeth are too good after he turned into a cat... How do you count bacteria from another world?You must know that the European colonists wiped out the Indian race by infecting the virus just across the continent.What about the profanity and pollution involved in most mysteries?The kind of person who swallows something that will die at a glance and listens to it, can the owner of the stomach still live?more importantly……

"Aren't you full tonight? You obviously ate more than me!"

"Is this the point?" Teacher Qi Wang asked in surprise.

"My brother must have been kidnapped by this group of people," Ye Weidan couldn't listen to his teammates at all, and couldn't even think about why Chen Erhuang, who was just kidnapped, didn't ask for help through the team channel.As soon as he dropped the Gatling machine gun in his hand, he rushed to the "Mount of Meat", and at the same time shouted, "Brother, don't move! I'm coming to save you-ah!"

[Dodge check, 1D100=64, normal failure, counter failure]

There was only a scream, and the "Mountain of Meat" undulated like crests and valleys, and the wall of meat waves formed by the first Taoist rose up just as Ye Weidan rushed up, and Ye Weidan was shot out like a tsunami.

【hit】

【伤害计算：1D3+2D6=1+1+1=3】

[[YWD] HP -3, HP 6/10, slightly injured]

Ye Weidan fell to the wall with a bang, looking very miserable.Teacher Qi Wang was also considering whether to take a first aid shot for his teammates, Ye Weidan turned over and jumped up, rushing forward again with agility that did not match the age set for this character card.

The provoked "Roshan" was not to be outdone, and one of the people who formed it spread out, meowing, and took their white thighs, white arms, white arms and mosaics below their necks, and rushed up with their teeth and claws.

"Hey! Adan!"

Feeling that he was about to lose a teammate here—maybe two—Mr. Qi Wang hurried forward to stop him, but he didn't want to, and heard another meow~

It's not those inexplicably cat-like people who yell meow meow with thin voices.It's a meow that comes out of the cat's mouth and can pass the laser anti-counterfeiting identification.

They are all meows, but cats' meows are very different from human meows.Teacher Qi Wang couldn't tell why, anyway, his teammate's meowing was still very prominent in the meowing sound in the backstage of the venue, one person...one cat could suppress everyone.

The next moment, the bald head realized that the first impression of "press down" was not his illusion.As soon as the cat brother meowed, those cat-like humans who wanted to gang up on Adan stopped.

Ye Weidan, who had already taken out a "Metal Storm" blade ejector and was about to pull the trigger, was stunned when he saw a black shadow descend from the sky.

"Fuck!"

He hurriedly threw away the mysterious "Metal Storm" which was at least two stars, took a step back and stretched out his hand.

A trembling and warm ball of black hair slammed into his palm, feeling no pain at all, raised his head and meowed at him.

The surrounding feline people meowed.

"...Brother?" Ye Weidan's dead brain finally cooled down, and he realized something was wrong, "Brother, what's going on? Why don't you speak?"

"Meow~meow~"

"Stop meowing!"

The little black cat jumped up and gave him a paw.

The dice system was not touched, and no blood was lost.

In reality, Ye Weidan, who clearly knew that he should think about serious issues, suddenly put down his phone.

He patted his hot cheeks lightly, and took a moment to pick up the phone, and his character card also raised the cat in front of him after an inexplicable pause, and asked seriously: "What's going on with you?"

"Meow!" The little black cat who didn't know what to say pushed the tip of his nose with its paws, then tilted its head and rubbed against his hands like a baby.

During the few seconds it lasted, there was a wave of crazy rewards in the live broadcast room, and a wave of debates about "should I be stunned or should I take a screenshot" was added.

"Could it be that seeing the disfigured face failed the sanity check and fell into a temporary madness?" Teacher Qi Wang said, and at the same time there was a screenshot from his side, "I don't think your brother is sane now..."

"But my brother succeeded in the sanity check before. Even if he failed the sanity check when he saw the disfigured face, he would be deducted four sanity points at most, which is less than the temporary madness limit of five sanity points." Ye Weidan said His brother remembered the test results clearly.

"Maybe he saw something else here just now?" Teacher Qi Wang said, "For example, these cat-like humans..."

The little black cat meowed again, and the "group of cats" that had calmed down suddenly meowed one after another, obviously echoing.

Teacher Qi Wang remained silent for a few seconds. Which one would appear first, the feline human or the cat, is really a more difficult question than the chicken and the egg.

"...haha, pretend I didn't say it." He said.

Ye Weidan remembered that Chen Erhuang had mentioned that there was something weird about his cat's body.

The young man broke out in a cold sweat, fearing that someone would grab his brother and slice it up. He looked around and said cautiously, "I don't know how to contain the mystery here. Let's retreat first."

"Meow~"

The little black cat seemed to agree with the proposal.

Just as Teacher Qi Wang was about to express his opinion, he suddenly saw another change in the "cat group".

The Maohua people rushed out again, dozens of people formed a crowd, and took away his two teammates in an instant.Teacher Qi Wang only felt that a gust of wind was blowing, and there was no one or cat left in front of him.

"……Ha ha?"

The bald man was at a loss for a moment.

The next moment he realized what happened, he turned his head suddenly, and he saw the group of feline people running fast, rushing towards the exit of the catwalk in front of the venue.

The group of cat-like people formed a queue while rushing back, and a new "Roshan" appeared.On the top of the "Roshan", one of his teammates, Adan, who was more at a loss than him, was supported by the cat-like people below with several hands, and sat on it, as if sitting on an open-air sedan chair.

As for his other teammate, brother Mao, who had probably fallen into a temporary madness, took the top of Ye Weidan's head as a throne, and squatted on it wobbly.

Mr. Qi Wang was shocked to see the team go away meowing and meowing, and it took a long time for him to slowly regain his senses as if the world view was reorganized.

"...Wait! Wait for me!"

He shouted, first pick up the Gatling machine gun and "Metal Storm" blade ejector that Ye Weidan left behind, put them in the game backpack, and then quickly catch up.

***

Ye Weidan wanted to turn off the live broadcast for the first time.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy.

Ye Weidan, who was held hostage in an instant, sat on the "meat mountain", his brother sat on his head, his fluffy tail kept sweeping the back of his neck, and a group of people (cats?) swaggered out of the venue, running into the square.

Could it be that he has been reduced to some funny character?Ye Weidan had to think deeply.But before he could think for two seconds, he felt a black shadow envelope him.

As soon as Ye Weidan raised his head, he was suddenly face to face with a disfigured face separated by three centimeters.

Ye Weidan: "..."

The distance was too close, Ye Weidan could almost see how the face melted away, and felt disgusting even if it wasn't creepy.He almost scolded, but the little black cat squatting quietly on his head suddenly moved.

Ye Weidan was afraid that he would fall, so he quickly stretched out his hand to help him, but saw his brother threw himself in front of the disfigured face facing him, stuck out his tongue and licked it.

Ye Weidan: "Ah..."

The speed is too fast, there is no time to stop it!

Just like how Ye Weidan had seen his brother drink water, the little black cat quickly licked it, bringing back a small amount of water with its tongue.Now the little black cat licked quickly, and then a vague shadow was pulled out from the disfigured face, and before his brother closed his mouth, it was all sucked into the little black cat's cheeks.

His brother chewed and swallowed.

At such a close distance, with a resolution of 1080+, the dice system appeared immediately, and Ye Weidan made a sanity roll for the bewildered Ye Weidan.

Fortunately, it passed successfully.

[You don't care about other things, so you don't care]

Yes, Ye Weidan only pays attention to one point now.

He grabbed the little black cat and shook it desperately: "Hurry up and spit it out!!!"

The little black cat slapped him again, this time with a stronger slap, which not only knocked out two points of Ye Weidan's health, but also gave him a dizzy effect for 1D10 minutes.

When Ye Weidan woke up again, the cat-like people who had only dozens of people just now had turned into a group of hundreds of people.

This is how they did it—"Roshan" is a sedan chair for the little black cat. Some people are responsible for moving the meat mountain. They are the bearers, and the other part surrounds the periphery, in groups of three or four, and grabs a single person. The disfigured face ran back and sent it to "Roshan" for the little black cat to taste.

The disfigured faces that have been tasted will return to normal and join the feline human camp, so that their number can continue to expand.

At the beginning, this group of cat-like people only bullied the single Disfigured Face, but now they have the courage to directly join the battle group of the two Disfigured Faces.

This efficiency of action, this sense of coordination, is much better than a disfigured face!

Ye Weidan stared dumbfounded until two bigger shadows appeared.

Unlike Chen Erhuang, the New Feilengcui City that Ye Weidan saw was still a white metropolis under the holographic projection.At night, neon lights are flickering, and light pollution is serious. The lights cast from the windows of high-rise buildings are brighter than the stars in the virtual sky high in the sky.

In such a group of buildings, two disfigured faces about the same height as the buildings, just like two Godzillas, fought fiercely with each other, causing one to collapse and the dust to fly.

In addition to these two, there are some disfigured faces that are not as tall as the building, but are as tall as three or five storeys, fighting each other in the city and destroying buildings.

On the ground, the ant-like little disfigured faces huddled together while attacking each other, and such a group only formed for more than ten seconds, and all the disfigured faces in the group melted like faces, gathered together, and formed a big disfigured face.

Obviously, those two disfigured faces as tall as a building with several hundred floors, and the seven or eight disfigured faces as tall as five or six stories, all came from this way.

"What kind of mystery is this?" Ye Weidan was startled, "How can this be contained!"

He looked down again at the cat that got into his arms at some point, "Brother, wake up quickly...Brother? Brother!"

His brother was silent.

When he saw those two huge disfigured faces, Chen Erhuang's whole cat suddenly showed a fascinated expression, as if he smelled dried fish or catnip.

Ye Weidan had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the next second, the little black cat gave the order!The cat-like people who were going to rob more small disfigured faces suddenly turned around, took Ye Weidan and the cat owner, and rushed towards the two huge disfigured faces!

"...Brother!" Ye Weidan screamed as he struggled on the meat mountain, "That thing can't be eaten ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

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The author has something to say:

Er Huang, who was so hungry that he lost his mind: Meow!Meow!Meow!

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I'm about to fall off the competition list, keep asking for nutrient solution!