After I died, I became a cat
Chapter 87 Blessing Your Beautiful Self (6)
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"how is this possible!"
"eaten……"
In the void beyond the universe, Zai Feizhang and little LO Niang were dumbfounded.
"...The six-star mystery already has the nature of a concept, how could it be... How could it be eaten by a cat meow!"
Zai Feizhang, who witnessed this scene, really couldn't explain what he saw with his own understanding of the mystery.His sanity collapsed in an instant, hissing and roaring came out of his throat, and the nails on his hands and feet were instantly pulled out, as if he was about to change from a human to a beast.
Seeing that it was not good, little LO Niang picked up her cane and hit Zai Feizhang on the head.
The pure white wings on the cane opened when they were knocked down, emitting dazzling white holy light, and a phantom of a snow-white four-winged angel emerged from the holy light. Fist, beat Zai Feizhang into the air.
Psychoanalytic punch!
Little LO raised her blood-stained cane, and the phantoms of the Holy Light and the four-winged angel disappeared immediately.Zai Feizhang, who had been hit on the head and punched in the jaw, got up coughing and wiped the blood off his face with his hands.
Little LO Niang looked at him silently, with a rare serious expression on her face, and the tip of the cane was still pointing at Zai Feizhang.
"Immediately return, I will report to the higher-ups, and in the future you will be prevented from contacting this cat... the mysterious way of this unknown person. Manager Zai, the mental pollution you get from this mysterious person who does not know his true body may be more mentally polluted than ours." The imagination is still serious, I hope you can consciously go to the supervision department to accept the mental review."
The review by the supervisory department is no different from the complete death in the physical sense of the soul.
"Impossible..." But Zai Feizhang didn't hear what she said, "It... He? Is He... Meow... Meow..."
"Isn't it?" The little LO mother didn't hear the difference between the two "hes", she just stared at Zai Feizhang suspiciously, "After eating my psychoanalysis punch, how can the pollution be more..."
Zai Feizhang, who had been meowing softly, suddenly screamed.
"I don't want to go to the supervision department, meow! I'll catch that cat and sacrifice it to my god, meow! My god will definitely save me, meow!"
"Wait, you can't continue to contact..."
Before little LO could finish speaking, Zai Feizhang, who was suspended in the void with her, had jumped and disappeared in an instant.
The coordinates where Zai Feizhang will appear in the next second, shining brightly in her spiritual induction, are the new Emerald City in the opposite universe.
Keeping in mind Zai Feizhang's lesson, she didn't even dare to open her Spirit Vision to look over there. The little LO mother could only pick up the mirror in a panic and observe. The first thing she saw was a group of faceless people with a height of seven or eight floors collapsing.
Collective Faceless.
This six-star mystery is the avatar of the Lord of the Twilight. It was first born in the age of ignorant authority in various civilizations, but at that time, even if millions of intelligent beings gave up themselves to follow authority, the faceless people formed, It's no more than the power of three-star mysterious level.
Until society develops and civilization progresses, the higher the average level of education an intelligent population receives, the stronger the strength of the collective Faceless when they give up on themselves.
For civilizations like New Emerald Lengcui who have already developed a primary inner-cosmic leap engine and launched space colonization, millions of people abandoning themselves are enough for the collective Faceless to break through the realm of God and evolve into a conceptual mystery.
Concepts cannot be destroyed by mere mortal investigators.
In fact, the faceless collective is a kind of torrent. As long as ordinary people observe it, whether they decide to attack or flee or eat melons...
His ego will be digested by the collective, and he will become part of the collective.
Because the way most people fight against authority is to find another authority, they are led by the authority to fight back, they are led by the authority to escape, and they are led by the authority to observe silently.
The fashion they want is defined by an authority, the ideas they accept are written by an authority, and the life they live is the life the authority wants them to live.
To keep clinging to authority is to keep giving yourself away...until you become a Faceless One.
Until becoming one of the collective Faceless.
and so……
"How could such a concept be killed... how could it be eaten, meow!"
It was past nine o'clock, and Cha Xinxin, who thought it was a friendly army, delivered the final blow. Neither she nor the city could be saved in the end.It stands to reason that the players have already failed the investigation at this time and should leave the instance, but now, everything is out of control like a ball of wool played by a cat.
For example, his brother Ye Weidan.
The ordinary disfigured face Chen Erhuang killed in one go, and the seven or eight-story disfigured face Chen Erhuang still killed in one go.After all, Ye Weidan, who failed to stop the success, turned the little black cat's belly up to check his stomach, but no matter how he touched it, the little black cat's stomach was still deflated, showing no sign of swelling at all.
Then Ye Weidan, who moved too recklessly, was slapped dissatisfied by his brother, and his soft claws knocked out two points of his life.
Ye Weidan had only one point left in his ten health points.
But he is still slightly injured.
The identification of the injury level by the PU survey service is very strange. Other game designers use percentages to distinguish between minor injuries and severe injuries. The rules are straightforward and easy for players to understand, but this is not the case for PU investigation services.
This may be related to the fact that most characters only have about ten health points. In the PU survey service, the sum of each character's physique points and body size points is divided by two, and the decimal places are removed, which is the health value of each character card.The maximum life value of ordinary people is no more than [-] points, which is obviously incomparable with characters with millions of blood bars in some games.
The PU company stipulates that if the damage received each time does not exceed half of the life value, even if the life value drops to zero, it is still a minor injury. If you do nothing, you can slowly recover after a period of time.And if the damage received by a certain time exceeds half of the life value, it will be seriously injured, and if it fails the physical examination, it will directly fall into a coma.
But after falling to zero and then being injured, even if only a little life is deducted, the card will be torn.Ye Weidan was terrified, and finally remembered to take first aid pictures for himself.
Then he looked at the status of his teammates and his brother's health.
full.
The game system did not detect any problems with his brother.
"What the hell is going on, brother, brother, brother, stop rubbing..."
Ye Weidan grabbed his hair, feeling the soft fur rubbing against his face stiffly.
"I can't help it if you're like this! I'm going to fuck you if you're like this!"
The little black cat was disobedient, meowing and jumping off his shoulders, and rubbing around Ye Weidan's legs.
In the live broadcast room——
"You jerk off!"
"You fuck!!"
"You jerk off!!!"
"Do you want to masturbate or not? If you don't, please masturbate!"
"Get out of the way, I should be the one to masturbate!"
"Master Cat definitely sucked catnip... I didn't expect catnip in the game to be useful to players who use cat character cards..."
"Ashu rewarded the anchor with a deep-water torpedo. If you don't masturbate at this time, when will you masturbate, the anchor will do it!"
"...This group of passionate people, who didn't know it, entered the room and took a look, might they think they came to the scene of group masturbation?"
"Hey, Seqing!"
"Help the room manager send the guy who said beep to the small black room," Ye Weidan said with a blank expression, "Also, if you mention it again, I will..."
"Meow!"
Ye Weidan suddenly felt something, grabbed his irrational brother and rolled him on the "mountain of meat".
A black sword shot from a distance!The slightest difference passed over their backs.
[Detection check, 1D100=31, normal success, confrontation success]
[Dodge check, 1D100=26, normal success, confrontation failure]
Although it was just passing by, the wind blade from the black sword still left a long gap on Ye Weidan's back. If Ye Weidan hadn't taken a large blood bag for himself not long ago, the remaining power of the black sword alone would have killed him .
"Who?!"
Ye Weidan, who was hanging on the edge of Roshan, shouted.
He turned his head and saw a rather familiar figure standing on the street behind.
The street lights with unstable voltage flickered on and off, but Ye Weidan could still recognize that face.
"You are... Zai Feizhang?" He called out first, and then realized something, "Huh? This mysterious birth is also your handwriting? What is your organization doing? Sowing evil gods?"
"Meow meow meow!"
Zai Feizhang called out, and with a wave of his hand, several black swords emerged from the air.
Ye Weidan, who was about to climb up the "Mountain of Meat" again, staggered.
"...Why are you meowing too!"
As a BOSS, don't you feel that your style of painting is wrong? !
He was full of complaints, but Ye Weidan's movements were not slow.Having the experience of being directly sent flying with [Shallow Strike·Change] last time, he directly opened his big move.
It was a five-star mystery drawn in a ten-game lottery. It could only be used three times, but it had already been used twice.In its remark introduction, except for the last four words, there are all unspeakable boxes and data deletions.
The last four words are——
Unstoppable.
A slender engraving pen fell into Ye Weidan's hand. Ye Weidan held it like a watermelon knife, took aim, and was about to swing it down when he was slapped flying by Chen Erhuang who jumped up.
Ye Weidan, who was about to act aggressively: "...Brother!"
The little black cat turned to look at him, and fell to the ground together with the carving knife.
The black sword summoned by Zai Feizhang disappeared at some point, and the little black cat raised its head and called to Zai Feizhang: "Meow~meow...meow!"
The food delivered this time tastes good, come on, I will send more and better food next time, meow.
I don't know why I can understand it, but Zai Feizhang, who was insane just now, bowed his head respectfully and said, "Meow."
Ye Weidan who was watching: "...???"
Looking at the little LO girl here with a mirror: "...?!!!"
Oops, when exactly did this happen?Did Zai Feizhang completely lose his faith in my god by getting close to that cat again?
In any case, Zai Feizhang is considered a low-level envoy. He has the seeds of the Lord of the Twilight, so how could he betray so easily? !
Little LO, who felt that she was about to make a sanity check, almost lost her grip on the mirror. Seeing Zai Feizhang communicate with the cat, she jumped again, and the coordinates left behind obviously returned to the organization headquarters.
The organization is going to be exposed!
The little LO mother waved her cane, and hurriedly wanted to rush back, and notified the inspection department to dispatch.Unexpectedly, after waving the cane, there was no sound in this void, and the door for her to leave did not appear.
"what happened……"
Finally feeling that something was wrong, the little LO lady looked around, and immediately saw something, her eyes widened.
A man who looked very tired stood not far in front of her, looking at her quietly.
... How could it be him?How could he appear here!
Little LO was shocked and dazed, while the man smiled slightly and asked:
"I heard you want to have a cat?"
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The author has something to say:
Mr. Yan: I heard you want to raise my cat?
------
Warn everyone, don't play with your phone while taking a bath
I will catch a cold_(:з」∠)_
"how is this possible!"
"eaten……"
In the void beyond the universe, Zai Feizhang and little LO Niang were dumbfounded.
"...The six-star mystery already has the nature of a concept, how could it be... How could it be eaten by a cat meow!"
Zai Feizhang, who witnessed this scene, really couldn't explain what he saw with his own understanding of the mystery.His sanity collapsed in an instant, hissing and roaring came out of his throat, and the nails on his hands and feet were instantly pulled out, as if he was about to change from a human to a beast.
Seeing that it was not good, little LO Niang picked up her cane and hit Zai Feizhang on the head.
The pure white wings on the cane opened when they were knocked down, emitting dazzling white holy light, and a phantom of a snow-white four-winged angel emerged from the holy light. Fist, beat Zai Feizhang into the air.
Psychoanalytic punch!
Little LO raised her blood-stained cane, and the phantoms of the Holy Light and the four-winged angel disappeared immediately.Zai Feizhang, who had been hit on the head and punched in the jaw, got up coughing and wiped the blood off his face with his hands.
Little LO Niang looked at him silently, with a rare serious expression on her face, and the tip of the cane was still pointing at Zai Feizhang.
"Immediately return, I will report to the higher-ups, and in the future you will be prevented from contacting this cat... the mysterious way of this unknown person. Manager Zai, the mental pollution you get from this mysterious person who does not know his true body may be more mentally polluted than ours." The imagination is still serious, I hope you can consciously go to the supervision department to accept the mental review."
The review by the supervisory department is no different from the complete death in the physical sense of the soul.
"Impossible..." But Zai Feizhang didn't hear what she said, "It... He? Is He... Meow... Meow..."
"Isn't it?" The little LO mother didn't hear the difference between the two "hes", she just stared at Zai Feizhang suspiciously, "After eating my psychoanalysis punch, how can the pollution be more..."
Zai Feizhang, who had been meowing softly, suddenly screamed.
"I don't want to go to the supervision department, meow! I'll catch that cat and sacrifice it to my god, meow! My god will definitely save me, meow!"
"Wait, you can't continue to contact..."
Before little LO could finish speaking, Zai Feizhang, who was suspended in the void with her, had jumped and disappeared in an instant.
The coordinates where Zai Feizhang will appear in the next second, shining brightly in her spiritual induction, are the new Emerald City in the opposite universe.
Keeping in mind Zai Feizhang's lesson, she didn't even dare to open her Spirit Vision to look over there. The little LO mother could only pick up the mirror in a panic and observe. The first thing she saw was a group of faceless people with a height of seven or eight floors collapsing.
Collective Faceless.
This six-star mystery is the avatar of the Lord of the Twilight. It was first born in the age of ignorant authority in various civilizations, but at that time, even if millions of intelligent beings gave up themselves to follow authority, the faceless people formed, It's no more than the power of three-star mysterious level.
Until society develops and civilization progresses, the higher the average level of education an intelligent population receives, the stronger the strength of the collective Faceless when they give up on themselves.
For civilizations like New Emerald Lengcui who have already developed a primary inner-cosmic leap engine and launched space colonization, millions of people abandoning themselves are enough for the collective Faceless to break through the realm of God and evolve into a conceptual mystery.
Concepts cannot be destroyed by mere mortal investigators.
In fact, the faceless collective is a kind of torrent. As long as ordinary people observe it, whether they decide to attack or flee or eat melons...
His ego will be digested by the collective, and he will become part of the collective.
Because the way most people fight against authority is to find another authority, they are led by the authority to fight back, they are led by the authority to escape, and they are led by the authority to observe silently.
The fashion they want is defined by an authority, the ideas they accept are written by an authority, and the life they live is the life the authority wants them to live.
To keep clinging to authority is to keep giving yourself away...until you become a Faceless One.
Until becoming one of the collective Faceless.
and so……
"How could such a concept be killed... how could it be eaten, meow!"
It was past nine o'clock, and Cha Xinxin, who thought it was a friendly army, delivered the final blow. Neither she nor the city could be saved in the end.It stands to reason that the players have already failed the investigation at this time and should leave the instance, but now, everything is out of control like a ball of wool played by a cat.
For example, his brother Ye Weidan.
The ordinary disfigured face Chen Erhuang killed in one go, and the seven or eight-story disfigured face Chen Erhuang still killed in one go.After all, Ye Weidan, who failed to stop the success, turned the little black cat's belly up to check his stomach, but no matter how he touched it, the little black cat's stomach was still deflated, showing no sign of swelling at all.
Then Ye Weidan, who moved too recklessly, was slapped dissatisfied by his brother, and his soft claws knocked out two points of his life.
Ye Weidan had only one point left in his ten health points.
But he is still slightly injured.
The identification of the injury level by the PU survey service is very strange. Other game designers use percentages to distinguish between minor injuries and severe injuries. The rules are straightforward and easy for players to understand, but this is not the case for PU investigation services.
This may be related to the fact that most characters only have about ten health points. In the PU survey service, the sum of each character's physique points and body size points is divided by two, and the decimal places are removed, which is the health value of each character card.The maximum life value of ordinary people is no more than [-] points, which is obviously incomparable with characters with millions of blood bars in some games.
The PU company stipulates that if the damage received each time does not exceed half of the life value, even if the life value drops to zero, it is still a minor injury. If you do nothing, you can slowly recover after a period of time.And if the damage received by a certain time exceeds half of the life value, it will be seriously injured, and if it fails the physical examination, it will directly fall into a coma.
But after falling to zero and then being injured, even if only a little life is deducted, the card will be torn.Ye Weidan was terrified, and finally remembered to take first aid pictures for himself.
Then he looked at the status of his teammates and his brother's health.
full.
The game system did not detect any problems with his brother.
"What the hell is going on, brother, brother, brother, stop rubbing..."
Ye Weidan grabbed his hair, feeling the soft fur rubbing against his face stiffly.
"I can't help it if you're like this! I'm going to fuck you if you're like this!"
The little black cat was disobedient, meowing and jumping off his shoulders, and rubbing around Ye Weidan's legs.
In the live broadcast room——
"You jerk off!"
"You fuck!!"
"You jerk off!!!"
"Do you want to masturbate or not? If you don't, please masturbate!"
"Get out of the way, I should be the one to masturbate!"
"Master Cat definitely sucked catnip... I didn't expect catnip in the game to be useful to players who use cat character cards..."
"Ashu rewarded the anchor with a deep-water torpedo. If you don't masturbate at this time, when will you masturbate, the anchor will do it!"
"...This group of passionate people, who didn't know it, entered the room and took a look, might they think they came to the scene of group masturbation?"
"Hey, Seqing!"
"Help the room manager send the guy who said beep to the small black room," Ye Weidan said with a blank expression, "Also, if you mention it again, I will..."
"Meow!"
Ye Weidan suddenly felt something, grabbed his irrational brother and rolled him on the "mountain of meat".
A black sword shot from a distance!The slightest difference passed over their backs.
[Detection check, 1D100=31, normal success, confrontation success]
[Dodge check, 1D100=26, normal success, confrontation failure]
Although it was just passing by, the wind blade from the black sword still left a long gap on Ye Weidan's back. If Ye Weidan hadn't taken a large blood bag for himself not long ago, the remaining power of the black sword alone would have killed him .
"Who?!"
Ye Weidan, who was hanging on the edge of Roshan, shouted.
He turned his head and saw a rather familiar figure standing on the street behind.
The street lights with unstable voltage flickered on and off, but Ye Weidan could still recognize that face.
"You are... Zai Feizhang?" He called out first, and then realized something, "Huh? This mysterious birth is also your handwriting? What is your organization doing? Sowing evil gods?"
"Meow meow meow!"
Zai Feizhang called out, and with a wave of his hand, several black swords emerged from the air.
Ye Weidan, who was about to climb up the "Mountain of Meat" again, staggered.
"...Why are you meowing too!"
As a BOSS, don't you feel that your style of painting is wrong? !
He was full of complaints, but Ye Weidan's movements were not slow.Having the experience of being directly sent flying with [Shallow Strike·Change] last time, he directly opened his big move.
It was a five-star mystery drawn in a ten-game lottery. It could only be used three times, but it had already been used twice.In its remark introduction, except for the last four words, there are all unspeakable boxes and data deletions.
The last four words are——
Unstoppable.
A slender engraving pen fell into Ye Weidan's hand. Ye Weidan held it like a watermelon knife, took aim, and was about to swing it down when he was slapped flying by Chen Erhuang who jumped up.
Ye Weidan, who was about to act aggressively: "...Brother!"
The little black cat turned to look at him, and fell to the ground together with the carving knife.
The black sword summoned by Zai Feizhang disappeared at some point, and the little black cat raised its head and called to Zai Feizhang: "Meow~meow...meow!"
The food delivered this time tastes good, come on, I will send more and better food next time, meow.
I don't know why I can understand it, but Zai Feizhang, who was insane just now, bowed his head respectfully and said, "Meow."
Ye Weidan who was watching: "...???"
Looking at the little LO girl here with a mirror: "...?!!!"
Oops, when exactly did this happen?Did Zai Feizhang completely lose his faith in my god by getting close to that cat again?
In any case, Zai Feizhang is considered a low-level envoy. He has the seeds of the Lord of the Twilight, so how could he betray so easily? !
Little LO, who felt that she was about to make a sanity check, almost lost her grip on the mirror. Seeing Zai Feizhang communicate with the cat, she jumped again, and the coordinates left behind obviously returned to the organization headquarters.
The organization is going to be exposed!
The little LO mother waved her cane, and hurriedly wanted to rush back, and notified the inspection department to dispatch.Unexpectedly, after waving the cane, there was no sound in this void, and the door for her to leave did not appear.
"what happened……"
Finally feeling that something was wrong, the little LO lady looked around, and immediately saw something, her eyes widened.
A man who looked very tired stood not far in front of her, looking at her quietly.
... How could it be him?How could he appear here!
Little LO was shocked and dazed, while the man smiled slightly and asked:
"I heard you want to have a cat?"
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Mr. Yan: I heard you want to raise my cat?
------
Warn everyone, don't play with your phone while taking a bath
I will catch a cold_(:з」∠)_
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