After I died, I became a cat

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Time goes back a little bit.

In the game, investigative reporter Ryan turns into a super hacker and is fighting with others on the Internet, but Ye Weidan, who manipulates this character card, is actually just rolling a dice.Now Ryan has to sit in front of the computer and control the keyboard with his mind. Ye Weidan may interrupt the behavior of the character card if he does too many operations, so he can only stare at the team channel, gag with the barrage, and prepare to retreat at any time.

Now the last sentence in the team channel was said by his brother.

I don't know, anyway, I feel something is wrong...

Ye Weidan had heard his brother say this, but he didn't hear his brother say it with his own ears.This kid has been in trouble every three days since junior high school. Although his brother was entrusted by the old dean to take care of him, he is also a busy man. He can make a few phone calls, or send an intern over to deliver some greasy snacks. Even good.

It was also in the past year that he was about to be promoted, so Chen Erhuang had time to take care of him personally

Ye Weidan was originally not interested in this "brother" whom he had never met but was always praised by the old dean. The rebellious boy was not interested in anything related to his elders, not to mention that Chen Erhuang was still a policeman, a cop, and a running dog... But when we met for the first time, the boy who had not graduated from elementary school was stunned in the end.

For some people, the face naturally glows.

... So it is not suitable to be an undercover agent. Chen Erhuang regrets it very much when he thinks about it. He still liked Infernal Affairs very much when he was a child.

Of course Ye Weidan didn't know that his brother would occasionally be dissatisfied because he was too handsome.When he entered the police station and was forced to receive education, the policemen always cited Chen Erhuang as an example and wanted him to follow suit.

Of course, half of Chen Erhuang's "brilliant deeds" is about his face, and half of the remaining half is about his cunning, but even the last 20.00% five is legendary enough.

What is it to lock down the wanted criminal at a glance from eight hundred miles away?

Why rely on intuition to identify a perfectly disguised suspect.

What "I just feel that something is wrong anyway", I found the clues left by the criminals who could have been exonerated.

In the eyes of a group of small policemen at the police station, Chen Erhuang is an idol and a powerful figure. It is said that there is a fan group of beautiful women in private, dedicated to providing Chen Erhuang with opportunities to eat... Cough, anyway, Ye Weidan always talks about it. It sounds good, but I still believe in his brother's strength.

At least when he wanted Chen Erhuang to use his intuition to distinguish the real Cha Xinxin, he wasn't joking...

The 17-year-old anchor did not realize that some of the stories he had heard back then might have been inadvertently exaggerated by the "fan club".Because Chen Erhuang said something was wrong, so he frowned and kept thinking.

Until a new message pops up in the team channel.

Teacher Qi Wang: "What the hell is this!"

YWD: "??? Explain clearly."

Teacher Qi Wang: "The people around me seem to have been splashed with aqua regia!"

Teacher Qi Wang: "Mom's sanity check!"

Teacher Qi Wang: "...It's over, I forcibly deducted a little bit of reason, it's okay. Adan, please pay attention, you have deducted three points before."

If you deduct five points, you must take an IQ test. After passing the IQ test, you will realize what a terrifying and indescribable thing you saw, and then go crazy.

Of course, the deduction of five sanity points will only make intelligent creatures go crazy for a short while, and there is still salvation.

Ye Weidan feels sad when he thinks about his sanity. He doesn't know what PU company is thinking. The one who passed the test is obviously this character card, but the reason is deducted from his original character card, and he plays more frequently as an anchor. Even if he could restore his sanity with some mysterious props or S-level ratings, after a long time, he would lose more sanity than he could recover.

But now is not the time to be sad.

YWD: "Aqua regia was splashed on the face of the people around you? Did it melt? How about yourself? Are you still safe?"

Teacher Qi Wang: "Hahahaha it's okay, I showed my bald head, they didn't notice me... oh oh oh oh, the people whose faces melted started fighting with the people whose faces didn't change, normal people fought back! I'm sure they weren't caught Bite! But the normal people's faces start to melt when they start fighting back!"

YWD: "Huh?"

When he typed this word, the system suddenly prompted.

[Listening test, 1D100=24, normal success, confrontation success]

What the hell!

There was a sound of wind, Ye Weidan kicked the ground, and the sliding work chair rolled away, leading him to escape the blow from the broom behind him.

He has now been transferred from the police station to the office building of Xinfei Lengcui Group. More than half an hour ago, Cha Xinxin, who still had the face of the chief fashion designer of Xinfei Lengcui Group, sent him a security guard. office, so that he can be a hacker - because the network speed of the Xinfei Lengcui Group office building is relatively fast.

At that time, Cha Xinxin was ordered not to enter this office.

But now someone has come in.

Ye Weidan looked up and saw a...

[Sanity check, 1D100=87, normal failure]

【1+1D3=2】

[[YWD] sanity value -2, sanity value=57-2=55]

Damn it! ! !

The entire live broadcast room heard the anchor start chanting: "God Buddha Guanyin Empress Jade Emperor Allah my brother bless the IQ test..."

[IQ test, 1D100=66, normal failure]

【Your brain doesn't fully understand what you see】

"...Failed, failed!"

Ye Weidan cheered.

In the live broadcast room——

"Hey……"

"Hey……"

"Hey……"

"I thought I could finally see this anchor roll over, hey..."

"Don't you guys have any love for the anchor?" Ye Weidan called out quickly, throwing a fight at the same time.

[Fighting check, 1D100=47, normal failure, confrontation failure]

"Uh."

The disfigured face came out of nowhere—Ye Weidan called it a disfigured face for the time being—wielding the broom like a monkey king, beating Ye Weidan indiscriminately.

Fortunately, the broom is just a broom. The broom in this high-tech world, or the vacuum-type cleaning tool, is actually very light, and it doesn't hurt to knock it down. After a lot of hitting, Ye Weidan's health will be destroyed.

Ye Weidan didn't dare to fight anymore, so he could only use dodge to run around the office. At the same time, he started the mysterious recovery program to check whether this thing was the mission target for them to run over.

The mysterious recovery program did not move at all.

"Huh?" Ye Weidan rarely showed a puzzled expression, but when he looked up, he saw that disfigured face kicked the "broom" in his hand in half. I don't know where he kicked it, and it changed from one stick to two. At this moment, electric sparks are constantly popping up.

"..."

Ye Weidan turned around and ran away without saying a word.

He ran out of the office and encountered several disfigured faces of men and women in the corridor. Fortunately, these disfigured faces were attacking each other for some reason, so he ran away while he was not noticed.

While fleeing, he called Chen Erhuang and Mr. Qi Wang.

"How are you doing over there!"

"I'm fine, hahahaha," Teacher Qi Wang's bald head is extraordinary after all, "I won't be noticed in the crowd."

"All right," Ye Weidan said casually, not caring too much about him, "Brother? Brother?"

Three seconds later and still no reply.

"Fucking brother, what happened to you again!"

Ye Weidan became nervous. To be honest, his brother was so petite now that every time he sat down at home this week, he would carefully check to see if there was a little black cat on the seat.

In case of sitting dead, he really has nowhere to find his brother.But now the situation in Xinfei Lengcui City is not good, in case something happens to his brother...

The 17-year-old anchor quickly opened the team list and looked at his brother's health.

full.

He breathed a sigh of relief and ran out into the street.

The situation on the street was even more unsightly. In the carnival fashion show tonight, most of the citizens did not stay at home.The crowded crowd of these citizens failed to defend against the first wave of disfigured faces, but counterattacked and fled, creating more disfigured faces.

So, now the streets are either full of disfigured faces, or are becoming disfigured faces, plus the real projections that seem to have gone wrong are flickering everywhere, and the whole hell party scene is full of demons dancing wildly.

It's great that the game system didn't make him make a Sanity roll when he saw a disfigured face...

Ye Weidan thought silently.

The contagiousness of the disfigured face is faster than the zombie virus base in some film and television works.What is even more surprising is that although everyone turned into disfigured faces after being infected, these disfigured faces did not establish a complete and effective friendly army identification scheme like zombies.

The disfigured faces are basically divided into two groups to fight, but sometimes it is obvious that two disfigured faces are fighting against the third disfigured face, but the third disfigured face has not yet fallen, and the two disfigured faces who cooperated in the battle start fighting again .

Fighting and being beaten, the two hostile parties are highly similar, but their positions are constantly changing.And in this fight, their faces were all blurred.

Ye Weidan was dumbfounded, but he didn't stop.

He ran to the square in front of Minghuan Cultural Center, scanned around first, and found that the situation on the square was more serious than on the street, but he didn't think about dealing with it, and only planned to rush into the venue to find his brother.

No, before he ran a few steps, someone suddenly patted him on the shoulder.

Ye Weidan was startled, turned around and saw that it was Teacher Qi Wang.

Teacher Qi Wang broke away from the state of zero presence. At this moment, the round light head is like a light bulb, emitting a constant 25 watts of light.He yelled at Ye Weidan: "Do you know what's going on?"

Ye Weidan yelled back: "I don't know! Where is my brother!"

"I didn't see it!" Teacher Qi Wang said.

Ye Weidan was even more anxious, but the movement speed in the game really couldn't be improved, even if he was a reporter now.

The two ran into the venue together.

There were no disfigured faces in the venue... not even anyone.

Ye Weidan's heart skipped a beat, knowing that something might be wrong, he quickly took a deep breath, and took out the Gatling gun.

His brother didn't want him to kill people, so he didn't use a gun to deal with those disfigured faces outside... I hope I don't have to kill people today.

The two walked in, looked around the chaotic scene, and walked forward slowly until Ye Weidan's ears moved.

[Listening test, 1D100=12, difficult success]

"I seem to hear something," he said, "Is it... Meow?"

It is indeed a meow meow sound, all kinds of meows are mixed together like a chorus, and it is still full of human flavor, the kind of meow that people call out.

Ye Weidan, who had countless imaginations, ran into the backstage with a gun in his hands.

An even bigger wave of meows rushed towards him, but he ignored it, rushed in and shouted: "Brother!"

A second later, seeing everything in front of him, he hesitated.

"……elder brother?"

Ye Weidan who paused couldn't understand the scene in front of him.

A group of staff from Xin Fei Leng Cui Group, and a group of models with white thighs, white arms, and white mosaics below the neck, are showing fascinated looks, entangled with each other, hitting, biting, and rubbing each other on all fours ...and meowing.

And these people gathered into a meat mountain, and his brother sat on the top of the meat mountain, his tail swung in front of him to block his claws, looking very elegant.

A disfigured face, bound by countless hands by the meowing people, was sent to his brother.

The little black cat with glowing eyes immediately licked it, and when it retracted its tongue, it seemed that it also took away some shadow from the disfigured face.

The next moment, the disfigured face turned into a normal person.

He opened his eyes and let out a cry.

"Meow!"

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