After I died, I became a cat

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The six-star mysterious birth alarm did not light up.

However, the employee of the Divination and Prophecy Division-Major Disaster Prediction Team was not immediately relieved. He directly took out the practice tool-six copper coins, and began to roll the dice to bet on the size... No, he was counting six coins.

The six copper plates spun and landed on the table, and he could see the result at a glance without even pinching his fingers.

Nothing unusual happened.

"Don't worry about it now," said his colleague.

"...Senior, can I apply for a containment related to divination, and try again."

"Merlin's lace garter stockings," the senior felt that he was making too much fuss, "the usable storage has been handed over to us a long time ago, and the unusable storage has been reported and applied for. I don't know how long it will take to get it. What really happened? What's more, the zenith observation room occupied by our team is originally a containment related to fate, which can basically eliminate most of the interference for divination—how about it, let me do divination too .”

The senior said, closed his eyes, and opened them again after a few seconds.

His pupils were originally brown, but when he opened them at this moment, a cloud of silver-gray mist appeared in his pupils, covering the pupils and irises, spinning continuously, like a flickering spiral nebula.

The senior seemed to be in a daze, and suddenly opened his mouth after a while.

In the Zenith Observation Room, everyone covered their ears, refusing to listen to the incomprehensible ravings and roars that this colleague spat out from his throat.

This process lasted for up to 10 minutes, and after 10 minutes, the senior broke away from the trance, and said in a cold sweat: "No problem, just like we have prepared for a long time, the mysterious birth and awakening of the high star was a month ago It has entered the outbreak period. However, just now, there is no new six-star mysteriously appearing, and today is a peaceful day."

Everyone was relieved.

"Ok."

The employee who used Liuren also sighed.

"I'm too nervous."

"It's all right," his senior waved his hand, "is it your first time joining the task force? Calm down, relax, and keep your consciousness awake or in a trance... You'll get used to it. Come on, continue what we just did Calculus, I think we are very close to being a 'storyteller'."

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The Zenith Observation Room resumed its previous order.

Also in this ninth-level Rubik's Cube building, but not in the same space, in the PU president's office, a dark blue fire ball is looking at a crystal ball.

The display in the crystal ball is exactly the picture in the zenith observation room. The ghosts and fire spirits have been watching until the group of nagging fortune-tellers from the intelligence department forgot the alarm light that was on for a moment just now, and then they disturbed their divination. The resulting crystal ball was recontained.

Then the ghost fire spirit teleported back to his secretary's desk, and saw the information assistance application report submitted by customer service 099856.

"Application for star test for the mysterious request encountered in the partner's operation (with video)"

The ghost fire elf quietly deleted the application from the back door of the system, preventing the Intelligence Department from discovering the mysterious existence of the six stars from the application.

At the same time, in the name of PU president Yan Wudao, it sent a document to the personnel department, asking them to increase the proportion of Chinese scores in the graduation exam of ghost fire elves.

After this document was marked as "read" by the HR department, the customer service 099856 in the rear support department still did not find any problems.

The very busy president's secretary who managed the entire PU wasted a few seconds here, thinking about whether to reshape this elf of the same family, so as to save their race's IQ offline.But thinking of another thing, it can only give up with great regret.

Next, the president's secretary, who is busy with everything, maximized a monitoring program running in the background.

The name of this monitoring program is like this.

PU Investigation Service-Intelligence Department Armed Forces Joint Construction-Science and Technology Side-Number WX-00219 Cosmic Surveillance Fortress.

Broadly speaking, it is a surveillance satellite.

But countless wild mysterious related people hate these "satellites". They describe that the PU investigation service company is like Erha peeing on every tree stump... for every universe they detect, they have installed this .

These "satellites" are the real eyes of the sky, which can not only monitor the macroscopic energy movement of each universe, but also block the entrance and exit of a universe.

At the end of Chen Erhuang's last survey mission, a similar "satellite" sealed off the world to prevent the newly born Six Star from escaping mysteriously.

That is to say, if a six-star mystery is born in the universe under the monitoring of a certain PU company, the "satellite" will be activated and block the entire universe...

"...It didn't work out, and you saw it too. In the end, it was my method that fooled the PU Intelligence Department's magic wands, right?"

No. WX-00219 Cosmic Monitoring Fortress transmits such sound and picture.

The will-o'-the-wisps saw two humanoids standing in the void in the interspace, right in front of the camera numbered WX-00219 in the cosmic surveillance fortress.

The one who spoke loudly was a little girl who was dressed close to Japanese Lolita style, with a skirt like a pastry cake that was overly saturated in color, and she also wore all kinds of jewelry.

She seemed to be the age of a young pioneer, at most 12 years old, with long dark red hair combed into double ponytails, and a decorative top hat smaller than a fist pinned to her head.

This little girl is holding a cane in her hand, and a pair of snow-white wings on the cane are flapping non-stop, leading the little girl to stand in the void.

And the guy standing with her, if Chen Erhuang was here, he would find that he actually knew her.

It was Zai Feizhang who appeared in his investigation mission to contain the wild Word-Eating Spider.

I haven't seen him for a few days, but Zai Feizhang still looks like an elite man in a suit and leather shoes. His hair is combed meticulously, and his black hair shines. I don't know how much pomade he used.

He folded his hands on his chest, tapping his fingers rhythmically on the inside of his arms, but his expression was not the calmness that had been clearly developed in his chest at the beginning, but he frowned and asked, "Are you sure meow?"

"..." Little Miss LO, "Pfft."

"Don't laugh meow!"

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha!" Little LO laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but... puff ha ha ha ha ha!"

Zai Feizhang shut his mouth bitterly.

He wasn't trying to be cute on purpose, but since the last time he turned on his spirit vision and took a look at that weird little black cat, he didn't even remember what he saw, so he walked back and forth behind the closed door of death.Later, he finally used the secret method to pay the price to restore his health, only to find that as long as he speaks, he will definitely yell out a meow when he finishes speaking!

Zai Feizhang had searched for Extraordinary people who were good at psychoanalysis in his organization, but after spending a lot of money, he still couldn't eliminate this bit of mental pollution.

... After all, whose spiritual pollution makes people unconsciously meow?

Don't you think it's wrong to compare the painting style with other spiritual pollution? !

During this period of time, Zai Feizhang had had enough of the scene of others laughing as soon as he opened his mouth, but he had to endure it.After all, the failure of his work last time made him lose the favor of God. If he didn't keep a low profile, those of his own who had been displeased with him might kill him.

"Since you can be sure, then I won't say more, meow." In the end Zai Feizhang said with a calm face, "But if you make a mistake and let the abnormal state of this world be discovered by the PU..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you don't have to worry about that." After laughing, the little LO lady waved her cane.

Little LO Niang and Zai Feizhang are at the same level, Zai Feizhang can only bear it.

Compared with Zai Feizhang's solemnity, little LO's attitude is much more relaxed.There is a mirror floating in front of her, which seems to be a visual communication device, allowing her to see everything that is happening in New Emerald City at this moment, and also allows her to see the little black cat that has become a ghost in the night state.

"Ahh~" Little LO's voice can reflect the tilde, and the dark red twin ponytails on the back of her head twist like tentacles, "So cute~ I really want to raise a cat~"

"Can you be serious about meowing." Zai Feizhang couldn't help but said.

Little LO raised her head and glanced at him, her rippling expression instantly collapsed.

"Oh," she said, "fake cat."

"I'm not a cat meow!" Zai Feizhang said angrily.

"That's why it's even more disgusting." Little LO's mother rolled her eyes.

Zai Feizhang had to take a deep breath to calm his mood, and he spoke after a while: "We have been preparing for this sacrifice in Xinfei Lengcui City for a long time, and it is impossible to carry out such a sacrifice for more than 20 years under the nose of PU." It's not easy. If PU finds out because of your carelessness..."

"Wow, it's washing its face with its paws!"

Little LO Niang, who ignored Zai Feizhang at all, screamed, with a faint expression on her face.

"Can I raise it! Can I raise it!" She cupped her face and said, "It happens that every witch needs a black cat, and it will definitely like me!"

"...You should first turn on your spirit vision and take a look at it."

"Forget it." Little LO immediately gave up, "Miao Er Niang is also very cute, but I still prefer the double ponytail attribute."

The plan to hope that someone would suffer like him fell through, and Zai Feizhang gritted his teeth when he heard the words.

If he could, he really didn't want to cooperate with this thoughtless woman, but after losing most of the authority granted to him by God, he no longer had any room to pick and choose.

Fortunately, the last time he challenged the owner of the "half typewriter" to develop an offline, he met the little black cat again and successfully marked it.

But this time, the little black cat ran to their territory again.

The Collective Faceless is not the word-breaker spider that has just evolved into a five-star, as long as it is born, it is comparable to a six-star containment.

This time, if you must catch that weird cat and sacrifice it to the gods, you will be able to...

Seeing Chen Erhuang's shocked face reflected in the mirror, Zai Feizhang sneered and meowed.

PU Headquarters, President's Office, the President's secretary, the ghost fire elves watching the monitoring, silently took a screenshot of the face of Zai Feizhang... the little LO girl next to him, put it in a form, and marked it at the back—want to raise ■■■■■■ When the shit shovel officer, then save off, send it to the boss who is away from work.

Next, it opens another form.

This form registers some investigation tasks that need to be dealt with, but are too dangerous and have to be delayed all the time.New Emerald City is one of them.

The president's secretary ticked it, indicating that the processing was completed, then saved it and closed it.

Science and technology side - No. WX-00219 Universe, a certain planet located in a remote area of ​​human territory, New Emerald City.

When Chen Erhuang saw the melting faces of those people, he was so frightened that the cat's fur exploded.

And at the same time when he turned into a black fur ball, he heard a sound coming from the depths of his body...

Gollum.

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The author has something to say:

Secretary 000001 Heart: There are such stupid ghost spirits in this world!

Customer service 099856 is at a loss: ah?