After I died, I became a cat

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When Ye Weidan woke up, he felt sore all over.

Lifting the eyelids is as heavy as lifting Mount Tai, and sitting up straight is as difficult as just doing a hundred sit-ups.It took him a long time to wipe away the tears that flowed from his sore eyeballs when he first woke up, and only then did he see clearly the dark blue sky above his head.

The morning light was light, the breeze was gentle, and the birds were singing. The 17-year-old boy with a swollen face looked at the tombstones around him with a dazed expression.

"Where...is this place?"

"Young man, you finally woke up." A voice next to him said, "Why did you go to the graveyard to sleep? You won't be haunted by ghosts, right?"

what?

Ye Weidan turned his face and saw a middle-aged aunt wearing orange cleaning clothes and holding a bamboo broom standing beside her.

Apparently, it was the aunt who came to clean up early in the morning, found Ye Weidan lying on the ground sound asleep, and called him up.

However, what graveyard?

Ye Weidan blankly glanced at the surrounding tombstones, only to turn around, and saw a familiar photo.

"Ah! Brother!"

The boy turned over, but instead of standing up, he knelt in front of the grave.

This movement was done subconsciously, and when he finished, he felt a sharp pain in his joints, and a pained grin suddenly appeared on his gray face due to hangover and lack of sleep.

The memory of last night flowed back into his brain at this moment.

Ah, last night, when he decided to become a game anchor, he drank farewell wine with his brothers, announced that he would wash his hands and quit the arena, but he heard from a bastard that brother Chen was dead.

Of course he didn't believe it, but when he wanted to fight with that person, other people came up to persuade him to accept, saying, "Finally no one is staring at you, Brother Ye can finally relax in the future." Such words made him furious, and he went all the way out of the bar , and then...then...

Should have called the old man?Then, came here.

"Isn't it?" Looking at the young and handsome face of the man in the photo on the tombstone, he dared not believe it, "Really...really dead?"

How can you die?Why die?This guy is dead, how can he turn into a successful person to make a lot of money and show it off to this guy?

"Hey, young man," asked the cleaning lady, "is this your brother? You look so young in the photo, what a pity—do you want to throw away these flowers?"

The flower that the cleaning lady mentioned was a bunch of white chrysanthemums that Captain Qin left in front of Chen Erhuang's tombstone yesterday.

After one night, the flowers were obviously dry and wilted, and even with the morning dew, they didn't show any signs of vitality.The cleaning lady is dragging a large woven bag, which has already filled a lot of such flowers.

"Ah, oh," Ye Weidan stared at the photo on the tombstone, nodded blankly, "Throw it away."

Waiting for his words, the cleaning lady bent down and quickly took the bouquet of white chrysanthemums, threw them into a bag, and was about to cross Ye Weidan and sweep the next section of the road.

I didn't want her to take a few steps, but the boy behind him suddenly shouted, "Wait!"

The cleaning lady turned her head in doubt, and the boy caught up with him, stretched out his hand, and said viciously, "Give me back the flowers!"

"Oh, you young man!" The aunt said angrily, "Just now the aunt took the flowers after asking you!"

Ye Weidan didn't listen, grabbed the woven bag and wanted to grab it, "Give it back to me!"

A few minutes later, the cleaning lady left cursing, saying "no tutor" and "a ruffian", which was very unpleasant.And Ye Weidan has long been used to such words, so sullenly he put the bunch of white chrysanthemums he snatched in front of Chen Erhuang's tombstone, looked left and right, took out a broken one from the bouquet, threw it away, and moved it again The location, that's what makes it pleasing to the eye.

The boy knelt down again and opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.

He stayed like this for a while, the morning sun took the opportunity to pass over the back of the mountain, and the golden sunlight spread down, and the rising temperature finally brought him back to his senses.

The scattered eyes focused together, Ye Weidan took a deep breath and said, "Brother, I...wow!"

The startled boy leaned back, his numb knees suddenly lost their center of gravity.He conditioned his hands to prop up backwards so that he didn't fall down completely.When he sat down and raised his head, he realized that the thing that startled him was——

"Meow~"

"...It's a cat."

Seeing the little black cat turning out from behind the tombstone, Ye Weidan, who thought he had bumped into something dirty, breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, like all the earthlings who saw the cat star, he opened his mouth stupidly.

"Meow meow?"

Waving at the cat, Ye Weidan meowed a few more times, but Ye Weidan, who wanted the cat to come over, only got a glimpse of the little black cat.

"Damn it, your eyes are so hanging..."

The boy narrowed his eyes, his affection for the cat disappeared all of a sudden, and he stretched out his hand even longer.

"Go, go, don't squat here."

But the little black cat didn't move at all, squinting its eyes to look at him, only gently flicking its tail back and forth.

"It's quite courageous."

Ye Weidan muttered, stood up, to see if he could find the stone.

As soon as he stood up, the cat seemed to be frightened, turned around and got behind the tombstone, then ran behind another tombstone, and then trotted away along the stone steps.

Hmph, are you still afraid?

Without much thought, the 17-year-old boy finally figured out how to talk to Chen Erhuang.

"I'll see you later, I'm leaving."

Ye Weidan said, touched the young man's face on the photo of the tombstone, turned and left.

Going against the flow of people who came to worship in the early morning, the boy who descended the mountain walked out of the Mingyang Mountain Funeral Parlor amidst the joy and sorrow.

He didn't realize that there was an extra mobile phone in his coat pocket, nor did he realize that the little black cat was quietly following behind him, stepping on his shadow, yawning as he walked.

Several flower shops opened in front of the funeral parlor, and large pots of white chrysanthemums were piled up in front of the shops.When passing by, Ye Weidan remembered the bunch of dried white chrysanthemums just now, and went into the shop to ask the price, and the little black cat followed.

In less than ten seconds, one person and one cat stepped out of the store at the same time, with similar angry expressions on the faces of different species.

——How can it be so expensive?Robbing money? !

The cursing teenager walked to the parking lot and found his own car, a pink second-hand women's electric car.

When he inserted the car keys, Ye Weidan was still scolding the flower seller, but he didn't feel a cat jumped into his back seat at all.

When the car started, the little black cat, which was not as big as a palm, sighed silently.

Why didn't I realize that this kid was so silly and sweet before?

Ye Weidan, who was probably a crayfish in his previous life, yawned and walked on the road. Because he didn't get enough sleep and was hungry, he stared at the road in a daze.And the little black cat was squatting on the back seat of the electric car, leaning on the trunk to stabilize its body, its ears were turned back by the blow, and it closed its eyes to enjoy the head-on wind, not caring about the gazes of pedestrians on the side of the road.

After entering the urban area more than ten minutes later, Ye Weidan finally regained consciousness and found that there were always many passers-by on the road staring at him when he passed by, and wow, as if he had turned into an Ultraman.

It's not that Ye Weidan has never experienced this kind of battle. Every time he and Chen Erhuang go out together, he always becomes the focus of attention - the one next to him.But now Brother Chen is already..., it's impossible to...

Brother Chen, who can never go to heaven, gave him a blessing last night, making him a handsome guy too, right?

No, no, Ye Weidan shook his head violently, it's more likely that his face was rubbed with ashes after sleeping on the ground all night, right?

Thinking of this, Ye Weidan hurriedly stopped the car on the side of the road, looking at his face in the cracked rearview mirror of the electric car.

No, before turning his head, he heard someone approaching and asking softly, "Hey, handsome guy, is this your cat?"

Ye Weidan: "What?"

The 17-year-old boy raised his head blankly, looked at the fashionable girl walking in front of him, and followed her gaze to the back seat of his car.

"Fuck!"

Ye Weidan was shocked!When did this cat come up? !

A black cat that haunted the cemetery got into his car and followed him here from the cemetery...

grass!Just thinking about it makes me shudder!

Ye Weidan got goosebumps all over his body, and almost ran away without even giving up the car.He could bear it so much, but he couldn't stop waving his hands and shouted: "Go! Go! Get off!"

However, his actions only received a contemptuous glance from the little black cat, and the girl who ran over to ask saw the cat's haughty expression, covered her face and screamed softly: "It's so cute!"

Ye Weidan: "..."

What kind of shit is this?

The girl saw something from his actions, and asked excitedly: "This cat was squatting on your car just now, and it was so obedient that it didn't move. It looks like a local cat, but it has a beautiful body and face. It really isn't yours." A cat? Can I have it?"

"It's not my cat, I don't know how it slipped up, you have to take it away!" Ye Weidan said quickly.

"Really? Thanks!"

The girl showed a happy smile and immediately wanted to hug the little black cat.Not wanting the girl to stretch out her hand, the cat turned around and jumped off the back seat of Ye Weidan's electric car, got into a green belt, and disappeared in a flash.

"Hey, wait..." The girl hurried to catch up, and squatted beside the green belt to look in, "Meow? Mimi? Mimi is coming out?"

The cat disappeared, and the girl stopped paying attention to him. Seeing that the timing was just right, Ye Weidan quickly turned the handlebar, rode very fast, and ran off on the road.

Don't follow that cat, it's scary.

Thinking this way, Ye Weidan returned to the downstairs apartment where he lived 10 minutes later.

He parked the electric car at the entrance of the unit, looked around subconsciously, and was relieved that he didn't find the suspicious black cat.Holding the car keys in his hand, he tossed and received them, whistled and entered the elevator.

The Children's Welfare Institute only raises children up to the age of 16. Ye Weidan lived on campus for more than a year, and lived with friends casually during the summer vacation.But now that he has withdrawn from the "jianghu" and made some serious money, he found a rented house for himself.

It was a group rented room on the 1.9th floor. He lived in the smallest room. After the landlord put in a single bed, a desk and chair, and a wardrobe with two doors, he was a [-]-meter-old guy. Not even a place to turn around.But the monthly rent for the smallest room is only [-], which is nearly [-] cheaper than other rooms. The toilet, kitchen and dining room are shared. If the bedroom is too small, just go to the dining room. The internet is quite fast, which is the best Ye Weidan can find. house.

Back at his "home", the 17-year-old boy breathed a sigh of relief, first turned on the air conditioner, took off his clothes, went to the bed naked, and fell asleep again.

This sleep lasted for five or six hours, and when I woke up again, it was already past twelve noon.

Ye Weidan woke up from starvation.

Going to take a shower and rinse his mouth under the low air pressure like a black cloud, the boy who walked out of the bathroom felt even hungrier.

But he didn't have the money to order takeaway, so he could only cover his stomach to boil water, and took out a bucket of dried noodles from his room.

Pulling on his slippers, he wandered back to the kitchen like a zombie, Ye Weidan suddenly smelled a fragrance.

Meat!It is the smell of meat!

Just like a zombie smelling the breath of a living person, his lifeless eyes suddenly lit up, drooling and looking in the direction of the scent.

Ye Weidan first saw a bag of steaming steamed dumplings placed on the marble counter in the kitchen, and next to the steamed buns, squatting an animal that he had seen several times today.

Seeing the stunned expression of this little idiot, Chen Erhuang, who had been guarding this kid all night, yawned again with an old mother's heart.

And Ye Weidan pointed at him and let out a pitiful scream.

"Cat, cat demon——!"

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The author has something to say:

Two cats: heh

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