After I died, I became a cat
Chapter 7 Does luck get worse after death?
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[Exercise completed, investigator]
【Your experience: +300】
【Your credit: +10】
[You have three skills to grow——Detection +1, Listening +1, Dodge +1 [Click to view the character card skill list]]
[Mysterious truth: None; Mysterious recovery/deciphering: 1 [Click to view this mysterious explanation]]
[You have obtained an "A" grade evaluation in this exercise, and you will get a chance to draw a mysterious prize pool]
[The above is your harvest from this practice.Keep going!investigator! 】
With a flash of white light, Chen Erhuang returned to the misty Mingyang Mountain Cemetery.
He was still squatting in front of his tombstone, with his own mobile phone in front of him.At this moment, the screen of the phone flickered and listed these rewards, as if Chen Erhuang was really just playing a game just now.
But his abdomen, which was hit by the stitched corpse the last time, was still aching. Even if he couldn't see it, he knew that there must be a lot of bruises there.The disgusting breath in the dungeon still lingers on the tip of the nose, and the monsters made up of countless corpses and the afterimages created by the beating electric light are deeply etched on the retina.
Standing still for a while, Chen Erhuang's limbs went limp and he fell to the ground.
"Meow……"
Meow, when I failed to dodge in the end, I really thought I was going to die.
【relative!Congratulations on completing the investigator's onboarding tutorial.As long as you agree, you can become our company's E-level investigator. 】
The tired Chen Erhuang really didn't want to negotiate at this time, but when he saw the darkened screen light up and pop up a notification, he could only force himself to get up.
"Meow meow meow..."
Although the language of cats and humans is spoken, the customer service 099856, who somehow managed to talk to here, clearly understands it.
【Yes, yes, sorry!Sorry to make you like this...how could it be?I'm begging you to be an investigator...Ah, about whether other test players have experienced the same thing...]
The customer service 099856 paused.
[Do you want to ask what happened to you in the first test? 】
Of course Chen Erhuang wanted to know.
If the test modules are all the same difficulty as he experienced just now, he thinks, he thinks he is not so weak that he will die?
The customer service 099856 seemed to hesitate for a moment.
[It's a violation of the confidentiality agreement to say this...but if it's not so specific, it doesn't matter if you tell me!Well, you go into the test, you fail eight rolls in a row, and then... you die. 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
Customer service 099856 sighed.
【Amazing!This is the first time I've seen an investigator who didn't die until the eighth big failure. Generally, investigators die when they hit three big failures. 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
Do you think he will be comforted by you saying that?
Taking a deep breath, Chen Erhuang talked about another matter.
"Meow meow~ meow."
[Of course, of course, we will pay more attention to this aspect in the future, so as to avoid the casualties of innocent people... Well, dear, are you talking about state supervision? 】
It seems to be stuck, and there has been no message for a long time.
After a long while, the darkened screen suddenly lit up.
[PU Investigation Service Company is a behemoth that spans several plane systems.Here, intelligent people from different planes and different worlds gather together to act for the same great goal.As for the country you mentioned, Mr. Chen, it is just one of hundreds of countries on a certain planet in a low-mystery world, which cannot represent this planet, let alone the entire universe. 】
The tone of customer service 099856 became very serious.
[Letting your country join the supervision is like letting an eleven or twelve-year-old child supervise an adult, not to mention the harm to adults, do you think it is really good for this child? 】
of course……
not good.
Chen Erhuang is also a member of the system, why don't he understand some things?
Although he does not agree with customer service 099856 that PU company is equivalent to an adult, after all, a company that has HR operation interview difficulty and has formed a black industry is like that.
The tone of the customer service 099856 was changed, and Taobao's customer service was restored to its original cordiality.
[However dear, we welcome intelligent people from different worlds to join. If you feel uneasy dear, you can join in for supervision~]
"Meow."
Yes, if you join in, you will be in the same boat as you, and you can't report you anymore if you hold each other's handles, right?
The customer service 099856 smirked.
【Hey hey hey, how could it be dear~】
Chen Erhuang didn't believe it.
But this guy is right, he should use his own eyes to confirm what is going on with the PU investigation service company.
"Meow."
Bring me the contract, I'll sign it.
Several agreements immediately popped up on the phone interface.
Officer Chen confirmed the items one by one, and finally clicked the option [I Agree].
Several electronic fireworks exploded on the screen to celebrate Chen Erhuang's success as an investigator.
[Welcome to join the PU survey service company, you will be a colleague from now on! 】
Customer service 099856 was so happy that he was applauding like a seal in his cubicle workshop.
Its enthusiasm went up a notch.
[Mr. Chen, do you have a place to live now? After you become this posture, can you guarantee your own survival.If you find it hard, PU actually provides some benefits to official investigators! 】
"Meow."
Chen Erhuang decisively rejected the proposal.
Customer service 099856 is a bit regretful.
[Well, I wish you a good night tonight.By the way, I can also be promoted after testing out an official investigator!In the future, I will be your exclusive logistics~ I hope you will have a happy cooperation in the future, dear! 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
etc!No!He is against this partner!
Just as I was about to express my opinion, the screen of the mobile phone went black, and the battery stopped.
"..." Since his death, has his luck become a little bit worse?
Chen Erhuang was thinking about this issue that must be taken care of, and as the phone ran out of battery, the anomalies that enveloped the area seemed to disappear at the same time.The night fog dissipated, the mountain wind that had stopped for a long time blew again, and the white moon illuminated the cemetery again.
The leaves of the camphor tree rattled, and the crickets and squeaks chirped and quacked.It was the same as it was before the fog, except that the moon had moved a good distance to the west.
Chen Erhuang looked at the moon for a moment, lowered his head and bit the ring on the back of the phone.
Well, he should get out of here too.
Mingyang Mountain is quite far from the urban area, so he'd better go to the funeral parlor to find something to eat, get some sleep, and see who's driving back to the city tomorrow.
After making a plan, the kitten was about to go down the mountain, but heard an unusual footstep again.
... Who came to the cemetery in the middle of the night?
Even the uncle who guards the door will only stay in his duty room at this time.Chen Erhuang narrowed his eyes, turned around and hid behind his tombstone.
If some kind of thief came, he would make a note of it and report it to the team tomorrow.
The visitor approached quickly, lit up with the flashlight of his mobile phone, bent over, and searched for something among the rows of tombstones.Chen Erhuang waited for a while, and the guy slowly walked to his tombstone.
At the same time, the stinky smell of alcohol diffused towards the surroundings.
The cat's nose is too sensitive, and it's useless to cover it... Chen Erhuang complained in his heart, poking his head out from the tombstone.
Before he could see clearly, the alcoholic who didn't know where he came from suddenly dropped the bottle in his hand, and knelt down in front of his tombstone with a plop.
Chen Erhuang:? ? ?
There was a sobbing sound, accompanied by a sound so familiar that his stomach hurts when he heard it.
"Brother! I'm here to see you!"
"..."
Chen Erhuang silently turned around from behind the tombstone, looking at the familiar weeping boy kneeling in front of his tombstone.
Ye Weidan, 17 years old, just finished the college entrance examination in June this year, and came from the same orphanage as Chen Erhuang.
I don't know why, as a healthy boy, like Chen Erhuang, he was not adopted for some reason.But this kid is not as obedient as Chen Erhuang, he has been in the police station countless times before he is an adult.In the three-year high school exam, he competed with a group of "brothers" for the last few in the grade. During the day and night, he hung out in various black Internet cafes, game halls and billiard clubs.
Chen Erhuang did donate a few sums to his former orphanage, but he is not close to the children in the orphanage now.After all, there is no free time in police work, so how can I have so much time to be a volunteer to help.But he did know Ye Weidan very well, because this kid had entered the police station too many times, and the old dean had begged him too many times for this kid.
He always went to the police station to bring this kid out. After a long time, he became a bit distracted by this kid.
No matter what, as a policeman, Chen Erhuang didn't want to see boys and girls going astray.
It's a pity that this kid didn't listen to discipline at all, he said what he said, he said what he said, and he was furious like a fighting cock after a little scolding, which caused Chen Erhuang's brain pain more than some difficult prisoners.
After "death", Chen Erhuang also thought of this kid. Without him staring at him, Ye Weidan might feel relaxed. I really hope that I won't see him in prison every few years.
Unexpectedly, this kid who usually didn't call his brother at all, but just called him by name, would call him brother secretly, and even came to see him in the cemetery, which surprised Chen Erhuang.
But, after drinking like this, do you intend to sleep in the cemetery and blow the wind all night?
Do you think you won't catch a cold when you're young?
Chen Erhuang let out a breath of dissatisfaction, and blew his beard, but listened carefully to Ye Weidan's nonsense in front of his tombstone.
"I'm sorry brother... I should listen to you..."
"You should study hard...at least, at least the results of the college entrance examination will make you happier..."
"Call me...you can beat me..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I'm sorry..."
"In the future, will I really not see my brother in the future..."
Will the hoarse cries of young people become ghost stories in the future?Chen Erhuang was thinking silently, while Ye Weidan, a 17-year-old boy, seemed to wake up a little after blowing the night wind for a while, stopped talking, and only shed tears silently.
Just looking at his current appearance, most people must think that he and Chen Erhuang have a good relationship, and they would not have thought that this kid would quarrel with Chen Erhuang as soon as they met.
Even Chen Erhuang himself was surprised. If this kid had been sensible earlier, why would he be so angry?
He couldn't understand the entanglement of the young man. Seeing Ye Weidan wipe away his tears silently at this moment, there was a little hope in his heart.
If this kid can change his past and start a new life this time, his "death" will be considered meaningful.
Just thinking this way, Chen Erhuang heard the boy say, "Brother, I don't plan to go to college anymore."
Chen Erhuang: "..."
I really can't say good things.
"It's useless to read three books. The annual tuition is tens of thousands of dollars. I know that the old dean has saved my tuition fees, but I also know that most of the money saved by the old man is from you. How can I use it."
Ye Weidan said that his youthful face seemed to grow in an instant, and he no longer looked like a boy.
"I've found a job and can support myself. Don't worry, I didn't steal or rob, and I didn't sell drugs. I made a small fortune in a game a few days ago. I think I can at least be a game anchor. .”
Game anchor?Are you going to play e-sports?
Only the best in that line can get ahead, does this kid really have the energy to fight?
After all, Chen Erhuang hoped that he would be more stable, but after thinking about it carefully, since this kid is willing, he has nothing to say.
As a "dead" person, all he can do is to bless.Hope this kid--
"I signed a contract with a live broadcast platform, and I plan to enter the latest popular game first, and accumulate experience based on the PU investigation. The new game market has not yet been developed, so I might be able to become a top anchor. And I heard that this After the game, there will be competitions, brother, I will come back to see you when I win the number one in the world." Ye Weidan said.
——Blessings!
Ye Weidan's brother was furious.
If you don't discount this kid's legs, his surname will not be Chen!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Just started--
PU: Another exploitative pair... no, regular employees, happy~
later--
PU: What the hell is the guy you recruited this time? ? ?
[Exercise completed, investigator]
【Your experience: +300】
【Your credit: +10】
[You have three skills to grow——Detection +1, Listening +1, Dodge +1 [Click to view the character card skill list]]
[Mysterious truth: None; Mysterious recovery/deciphering: 1 [Click to view this mysterious explanation]]
[You have obtained an "A" grade evaluation in this exercise, and you will get a chance to draw a mysterious prize pool]
[The above is your harvest from this practice.Keep going!investigator! 】
With a flash of white light, Chen Erhuang returned to the misty Mingyang Mountain Cemetery.
He was still squatting in front of his tombstone, with his own mobile phone in front of him.At this moment, the screen of the phone flickered and listed these rewards, as if Chen Erhuang was really just playing a game just now.
But his abdomen, which was hit by the stitched corpse the last time, was still aching. Even if he couldn't see it, he knew that there must be a lot of bruises there.The disgusting breath in the dungeon still lingers on the tip of the nose, and the monsters made up of countless corpses and the afterimages created by the beating electric light are deeply etched on the retina.
Standing still for a while, Chen Erhuang's limbs went limp and he fell to the ground.
"Meow……"
Meow, when I failed to dodge in the end, I really thought I was going to die.
【relative!Congratulations on completing the investigator's onboarding tutorial.As long as you agree, you can become our company's E-level investigator. 】
The tired Chen Erhuang really didn't want to negotiate at this time, but when he saw the darkened screen light up and pop up a notification, he could only force himself to get up.
"Meow meow meow..."
Although the language of cats and humans is spoken, the customer service 099856, who somehow managed to talk to here, clearly understands it.
【Yes, yes, sorry!Sorry to make you like this...how could it be?I'm begging you to be an investigator...Ah, about whether other test players have experienced the same thing...]
The customer service 099856 paused.
[Do you want to ask what happened to you in the first test? 】
Of course Chen Erhuang wanted to know.
If the test modules are all the same difficulty as he experienced just now, he thinks, he thinks he is not so weak that he will die?
The customer service 099856 seemed to hesitate for a moment.
[It's a violation of the confidentiality agreement to say this...but if it's not so specific, it doesn't matter if you tell me!Well, you go into the test, you fail eight rolls in a row, and then... you die. 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
Customer service 099856 sighed.
【Amazing!This is the first time I've seen an investigator who didn't die until the eighth big failure. Generally, investigators die when they hit three big failures. 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
Do you think he will be comforted by you saying that?
Taking a deep breath, Chen Erhuang talked about another matter.
"Meow meow~ meow."
[Of course, of course, we will pay more attention to this aspect in the future, so as to avoid the casualties of innocent people... Well, dear, are you talking about state supervision? 】
It seems to be stuck, and there has been no message for a long time.
After a long while, the darkened screen suddenly lit up.
[PU Investigation Service Company is a behemoth that spans several plane systems.Here, intelligent people from different planes and different worlds gather together to act for the same great goal.As for the country you mentioned, Mr. Chen, it is just one of hundreds of countries on a certain planet in a low-mystery world, which cannot represent this planet, let alone the entire universe. 】
The tone of customer service 099856 became very serious.
[Letting your country join the supervision is like letting an eleven or twelve-year-old child supervise an adult, not to mention the harm to adults, do you think it is really good for this child? 】
of course……
not good.
Chen Erhuang is also a member of the system, why don't he understand some things?
Although he does not agree with customer service 099856 that PU company is equivalent to an adult, after all, a company that has HR operation interview difficulty and has formed a black industry is like that.
The tone of the customer service 099856 was changed, and Taobao's customer service was restored to its original cordiality.
[However dear, we welcome intelligent people from different worlds to join. If you feel uneasy dear, you can join in for supervision~]
"Meow."
Yes, if you join in, you will be in the same boat as you, and you can't report you anymore if you hold each other's handles, right?
The customer service 099856 smirked.
【Hey hey hey, how could it be dear~】
Chen Erhuang didn't believe it.
But this guy is right, he should use his own eyes to confirm what is going on with the PU investigation service company.
"Meow."
Bring me the contract, I'll sign it.
Several agreements immediately popped up on the phone interface.
Officer Chen confirmed the items one by one, and finally clicked the option [I Agree].
Several electronic fireworks exploded on the screen to celebrate Chen Erhuang's success as an investigator.
[Welcome to join the PU survey service company, you will be a colleague from now on! 】
Customer service 099856 was so happy that he was applauding like a seal in his cubicle workshop.
Its enthusiasm went up a notch.
[Mr. Chen, do you have a place to live now? After you become this posture, can you guarantee your own survival.If you find it hard, PU actually provides some benefits to official investigators! 】
"Meow."
Chen Erhuang decisively rejected the proposal.
Customer service 099856 is a bit regretful.
[Well, I wish you a good night tonight.By the way, I can also be promoted after testing out an official investigator!In the future, I will be your exclusive logistics~ I hope you will have a happy cooperation in the future, dear! 】
Chen Erhuang: "..."
etc!No!He is against this partner!
Just as I was about to express my opinion, the screen of the mobile phone went black, and the battery stopped.
"..." Since his death, has his luck become a little bit worse?
Chen Erhuang was thinking about this issue that must be taken care of, and as the phone ran out of battery, the anomalies that enveloped the area seemed to disappear at the same time.The night fog dissipated, the mountain wind that had stopped for a long time blew again, and the white moon illuminated the cemetery again.
The leaves of the camphor tree rattled, and the crickets and squeaks chirped and quacked.It was the same as it was before the fog, except that the moon had moved a good distance to the west.
Chen Erhuang looked at the moon for a moment, lowered his head and bit the ring on the back of the phone.
Well, he should get out of here too.
Mingyang Mountain is quite far from the urban area, so he'd better go to the funeral parlor to find something to eat, get some sleep, and see who's driving back to the city tomorrow.
After making a plan, the kitten was about to go down the mountain, but heard an unusual footstep again.
... Who came to the cemetery in the middle of the night?
Even the uncle who guards the door will only stay in his duty room at this time.Chen Erhuang narrowed his eyes, turned around and hid behind his tombstone.
If some kind of thief came, he would make a note of it and report it to the team tomorrow.
The visitor approached quickly, lit up with the flashlight of his mobile phone, bent over, and searched for something among the rows of tombstones.Chen Erhuang waited for a while, and the guy slowly walked to his tombstone.
At the same time, the stinky smell of alcohol diffused towards the surroundings.
The cat's nose is too sensitive, and it's useless to cover it... Chen Erhuang complained in his heart, poking his head out from the tombstone.
Before he could see clearly, the alcoholic who didn't know where he came from suddenly dropped the bottle in his hand, and knelt down in front of his tombstone with a plop.
Chen Erhuang:? ? ?
There was a sobbing sound, accompanied by a sound so familiar that his stomach hurts when he heard it.
"Brother! I'm here to see you!"
"..."
Chen Erhuang silently turned around from behind the tombstone, looking at the familiar weeping boy kneeling in front of his tombstone.
Ye Weidan, 17 years old, just finished the college entrance examination in June this year, and came from the same orphanage as Chen Erhuang.
I don't know why, as a healthy boy, like Chen Erhuang, he was not adopted for some reason.But this kid is not as obedient as Chen Erhuang, he has been in the police station countless times before he is an adult.In the three-year high school exam, he competed with a group of "brothers" for the last few in the grade. During the day and night, he hung out in various black Internet cafes, game halls and billiard clubs.
Chen Erhuang did donate a few sums to his former orphanage, but he is not close to the children in the orphanage now.After all, there is no free time in police work, so how can I have so much time to be a volunteer to help.But he did know Ye Weidan very well, because this kid had entered the police station too many times, and the old dean had begged him too many times for this kid.
He always went to the police station to bring this kid out. After a long time, he became a bit distracted by this kid.
No matter what, as a policeman, Chen Erhuang didn't want to see boys and girls going astray.
It's a pity that this kid didn't listen to discipline at all, he said what he said, he said what he said, and he was furious like a fighting cock after a little scolding, which caused Chen Erhuang's brain pain more than some difficult prisoners.
After "death", Chen Erhuang also thought of this kid. Without him staring at him, Ye Weidan might feel relaxed. I really hope that I won't see him in prison every few years.
Unexpectedly, this kid who usually didn't call his brother at all, but just called him by name, would call him brother secretly, and even came to see him in the cemetery, which surprised Chen Erhuang.
But, after drinking like this, do you intend to sleep in the cemetery and blow the wind all night?
Do you think you won't catch a cold when you're young?
Chen Erhuang let out a breath of dissatisfaction, and blew his beard, but listened carefully to Ye Weidan's nonsense in front of his tombstone.
"I'm sorry brother... I should listen to you..."
"You should study hard...at least, at least the results of the college entrance examination will make you happier..."
"Call me...you can beat me..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I'm sorry..."
"In the future, will I really not see my brother in the future..."
Will the hoarse cries of young people become ghost stories in the future?Chen Erhuang was thinking silently, while Ye Weidan, a 17-year-old boy, seemed to wake up a little after blowing the night wind for a while, stopped talking, and only shed tears silently.
Just looking at his current appearance, most people must think that he and Chen Erhuang have a good relationship, and they would not have thought that this kid would quarrel with Chen Erhuang as soon as they met.
Even Chen Erhuang himself was surprised. If this kid had been sensible earlier, why would he be so angry?
He couldn't understand the entanglement of the young man. Seeing Ye Weidan wipe away his tears silently at this moment, there was a little hope in his heart.
If this kid can change his past and start a new life this time, his "death" will be considered meaningful.
Just thinking this way, Chen Erhuang heard the boy say, "Brother, I don't plan to go to college anymore."
Chen Erhuang: "..."
I really can't say good things.
"It's useless to read three books. The annual tuition is tens of thousands of dollars. I know that the old dean has saved my tuition fees, but I also know that most of the money saved by the old man is from you. How can I use it."
Ye Weidan said that his youthful face seemed to grow in an instant, and he no longer looked like a boy.
"I've found a job and can support myself. Don't worry, I didn't steal or rob, and I didn't sell drugs. I made a small fortune in a game a few days ago. I think I can at least be a game anchor. .”
Game anchor?Are you going to play e-sports?
Only the best in that line can get ahead, does this kid really have the energy to fight?
After all, Chen Erhuang hoped that he would be more stable, but after thinking about it carefully, since this kid is willing, he has nothing to say.
As a "dead" person, all he can do is to bless.Hope this kid--
"I signed a contract with a live broadcast platform, and I plan to enter the latest popular game first, and accumulate experience based on the PU investigation. The new game market has not yet been developed, so I might be able to become a top anchor. And I heard that this After the game, there will be competitions, brother, I will come back to see you when I win the number one in the world." Ye Weidan said.
——Blessings!
Ye Weidan's brother was furious.
If you don't discount this kid's legs, his surname will not be Chen!
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Just started--
PU: Another exploitative pair... no, regular employees, happy~
later--
PU: What the hell is the guy you recruited this time? ? ?
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