After I died, I became a cat

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Pointed by Ye Weidan, the little black cat on the counter rolled its eyes skillfully.

Then he made a movement that ordinary cats would never do—Da Kong Yi, who seemed to be about to shoot, raised his right front paw backwards, and with a little power, he kicked at a steamed bun rolling out of the plastic bag out.

Snapped!

In fact, this kick did not make a sound in reality, but Ye Weidan always felt that he heard such a sound.

The steamed bun was raised high, drawing a perfect parabola, flying towards Ye Weidan in the shape of a cannonball, and hit the boy's big open mouth.

goal!Along with the cheers from half the stadium, it seemed that a male commentator was shouting at the top of his lungs.

Ye Weidan shut up, "Oh!"

He could bear the meat buns on the counter, but he really couldn't bear to stuff them in his mouth.He didn't even have time to care about hygiene issues. He hadn't eaten meat for several days, and the boy who couldn't get any meat at the bar yesterday bit the dough. He felt the sweetness of the half-cold soup in his mouth, and almost burst into tears.

However, the next moment, he stopped himself from chewing with strong willpower, rushed to the edge of the sink, and spit out the steamed bun in his mouth.

He opened the cupboard again, took out the bowl, connected the water, and the 17-year-old Gulu Gulu frantically rinsed his mouth, as if to wash away the smell of meat on his tongue.

Chen Erhuang squatted aside to watch, he could only lament that it would be great if this kid had such willpower to go to school.

After rinsing his mouth like this for a long time, Ye Weidan spit out his soul as if lying on the side of the sink, looking at the wreckage of the dumpling that he spat out, and asked in doubt: "Didn't it turn into mud and toads...?"

Chen Erhuang: "..."

The 17-year-old secondary school student looked at the black cat by the sink, and suddenly forgot the experience he had learned from the summer series every year. Hey, he took out his mobile phone, tapped the screen, and drank.

"All fighters are in front of the battle!"

As he shouted, he handed the mobile phone to Chen Erhuang as a treasure to ward off evil or a magic mirror.

No, no, it was a photo in the photo album that this kid regarded as a treasure to ward off evil spirits.

A photo of Chen Erhuang.

I don't know when this kid secretly took the picture, it should be in the police station.The sunlight came from the window, making the young man half-hidden in the boundary between sunlight and shadow, laughing and talking to other people.

The young man sat directly on the desk, with his legs crossed, his blue shirt buttoned up improperly, his black police uniform jacket draped over his shoulders, and his police cap, which looked like a basketball, was circling around with his index finger.

Except for the young man, the background of the whole photo is blurred into color blocks, and the photographer only focuses on him alone.

Ye Weidan who took out this photo was still shouting: "Hurry up like a law! Amitabha! Prajna pineapple jackfruit!"

Chen Erhuang: "..."

This kid, do you regard him as a Bodhisattva?

Speaking of which, in the past three days, Chen Erhuang also drove to several temples and Taoist temples in the city, but no one in those temples and Taoist temples noticed his abnormality at all.He even secretly climbed up to the altar to touch the few golden Buddha statues, but those statues of Buddha and gods that cost a lot of money did not respond, they were just ordinary handicrafts.

Those things were useless, and Ye Weidan obviously couldn't do anything to him with a few incantations.The little black cat on the counter wanted to doze off when he heard it, so he turned around and took out a bun to eat.

Ye Weidan: "..."

The young man suddenly felt aggrieved by punching the empty space.

However, what was more serious than the feeling of aggrieved was that he was hungrier.

During the confrontation between the cat and the person, the water in the pot had already boiled until it was bubbling, and the steam that came out caused the range hood that was not turned on to sound an alarm after another.Ye Weidan, who was smelling the aroma of steamed buns, couldn't help swallowing. Seeing that the weird black cat had no time to pay attention to him, he followed his stomach's advice and went downstairs.

The noodles are ready in a short time, and after they are cooked through, they emit a unique aroma of noodles, but unfortunately no toppings are added.

Ye Weidan dug out a spoonful of old godmother and mixed it into the noodles, picked up the bowl, and while staring at the little black cat who was still eating buns, he quietly withdrew from the kitchen.

After turning a corner and out of sight of the black cat, Ye Weidan ran back to his room and slammed the door shut.

"call."

After doing all this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the desk, put down the bowl, and pressed the laptop's power button.

Pulling out the chair and sitting down, he took out his phone again, trying to charge the phone he forgot to charge before going to bed.

Ye Weidan turned his head to look at the mobile phone plug placed by the bed.

Then his eyes widened and he froze.

A few seconds later, the boy let out a roar: "Why are you still here?!!"

He saw the little black cat who was still eating steamed buns in the kitchen just now appeared at his bedside, occupying a comfortable position with the pillow in the standard Ge You paralyzed posture, with a mobile phone on his lap.

The mobile phone plug that Ye Weidan was looking for is now inserted into the mobile phone socket on the black cat's leg, and it is continuously providing power for the black cat's mobile phone.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

With a broken face, Ye Weidan grabbed his hair, and stretched out Erkang's hand to snatch back the charging cable of the mobile phone.

But when the creepy black cat shot him a defiant glance, the 17-year-old was shamefully cowed.

Stiff for a moment, not caring about eating noodles, Ye Weidan glanced at Chen Erhuang, while secretly asking questions on the opened Baidu.

"What should I do if I encounter a monster?"

"How to deal with the cat demon?"

"The Exorcist"

"The things cats hate..."

The corner of Chen Erhuang's mouth twitched, he could only look down at his mobile phone.

After charging and charging, the mobile phone can finally be used. Chen Erhuang, who has already taken out the mobile phone card in advance, does not need to worry so much about the positioning problem, so he connects to WiFi first.

The rental WiFi is provided by the landlord, and the password is posted on the back of the door.Chen Erhuang, who saved the link of asking someone for the password, habitually wanted to open WeChat first, but hesitated for a while.

But he still opened WeChat, just to see his colleagues' circle of friends.

To his surprise, he received a screen full of messages.

After opening it, it turned out that many colleagues and some parties sent him candles and farewell words.Among them, Captain Qin sent the most words. He even wrote a small article and sent it, recalling the years when Chen Erhuang joined the bureau. Comrade Xiao Wang, this guy actually sent a dozen voice messages to a dead person.

If he is really dead, what's the use of sending these things?

Complaining in his heart, Chen Erhuang read the news one by one.

What surprised him even more was that several work groups in the bureau did not kick his account out.

At this moment, colleagues were talking about things in the group, and Chen Erhuang glanced at the screen for a while, and found that they were discussing a serial car accident that happened on the viaduct this morning.

The few colleagues who had a bad complexion because of Chen Erhuang's death seemed to regain their vitality when they spoke. It seems that holding the memorial service is still useful.

Chen Erhuang's cat showed a smile, and checked the news on Weibo.

On the other side, when Ye Weidan saw that the black cat demon was actually playing with his mobile phone, he couldn't help but look pale.

Although all the previous situations have proved that this is not an ordinary cat, if you insist on looking for a reason, you can still use scientific explanations, such as training, chance, and so on.But at this moment, the scene of the cat playing with the mobile phone is like a real hammer, directly smashing Ye Weidan's worldview and making him dazed.

The young man couldn't help but clenched his phone tightly, and said silently: "Brother, you are the spirit in the sky, you must protect me from being eaten by the cat demon..."

At this moment, the phone beeps the alarm clock.

"Fuck," Ye Weidan realized, "It's going to be broadcast live."

As a novice anchor who has signed a contract and is trying to live broadcast as a career, Ye Weidan has a fixed time for each live broadcast, which is convenient for accumulating popularity.The first alarm clock at 01:30 pm was to remind him to get ready for the live broadcast, but...

But the cat demon is still in his room, and his life is almost in danger, so why live broadcast?

On the bed, Chen Erhuang, who didn't pay attention to the sound of the alarm clock, was still watching the news when he suddenly heard a voice.

"Boy, if you want to succeed in something, don't be disturbed by other things."

The hair on the little black cat's whole body is blown away - don't think he can't hear it, although it's a little distorted, it's his own voice that speaks!

Chen Erhuang suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of the sound, but saw Ye Weidan click the pause button to stop the audio playback.

The kid seriously listened to what Chen Erhuang said before, exited the music app, put the phone aside, picked up the pasta that had been battered, and started to eat.

After scraping off the tasteless noodles a few times, as if he hadn't seen the surprised black cat, Ye Weidan left the room and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.He came back again, quickly folded the bed neatly, and dug out a roll of old mobile phone charging cables with plugs.

How could it be possible for a child who came out of the orphanage to not work in all four parts and not to distinguish grains from food? When doing these things, his hands and feet were very neat, and he didn't look like a gangster at all.

The second alarm clock rang.

Ye Weidan brought in the boiled water, plugged in the charging cable for the phone, turned on the projection to project the screen of the phone to the computer, and turned on the live broadcast software.

He didn't start the live broadcast immediately, but repeated a sentence like an exercise.

"Good afternoon everyone, I'm God Dan."

"Good afternoon everyone, I'm Danshen! It's time for today's live broadcast again~"

"Good afternoon everyone, this is Danshen's live broadcast room."

"Everyone……"

The young man adjusted his voice, trying to use his best side to face the audience.No matter how funny this scene of repeating machine is, Chen Erhuang can't laugh anyway.

What, he thought, isn't this grown up?

But when did this kid record his words?Chen Erhuang was puzzled again. When he said that, he seemed to be arguing with this kid, right?What was this kid trying to do when he recorded it?

In the past, I only thought this kid was rebellious, but now why do I think this kid is a psychopath...

The little black cat flicked its tail, and lowered its head guiltyly for some reason.Close other apps and open "PU Investigation Service".

【Welcome back, investigator】

【Please claim your consecutive login rewards】

The continuous login reward is 10 credits. Chen Erhuang didn't know what the use of this thing was, so he didn't care, took it casually, and changed his name in his personal information.

Changed my nickname from my real name to "What a big cat", and contacted customer service 099856.

Customer service 099856 appeared soon, and discussed with him what to do next.

According to the will-o'-the-wisps, Chen Erhuang's current level is too low, and he is not qualified to participate in special investigations, so his most important task right now is to level up.

After successfully clearing the novice tutorial, both the single-player investigation mode and the team investigation mode are lit up, but the real nightmare and arena are still gray.These two can only be opened after the tenth level, and Chen Erhuang is only at the third level now.

Although "PU Investigation Service" is a new game, there are some strategies.Chen Erhuang knew that team survival gave more experience, and of course team mode is better for leveling.

But before tapping into team mode, he first noticed a lit exclamation point at the top of the screen.

Chen Erhuang clicked in and found that it was [Mall].

Before I could see what was in this mall, a message popped up.

[Investigator, you have an unused lucky draw chance]

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