After I died, I became a cat

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"Report on time."

"Suck the pussy on time."

"Good afternoon Danshen."

"I haven't been able to watch the live broadcast since school started..."

"College students who have no classes in the afternoon show off their speeches."

"Students should attend class well and don't watch the live broadcast."

"Hehe anchor, you still dare to start a live broadcast, what happened last night has not been settled yet."

"What happened last night?"

The live broadcast room just opened, and the number of viewers is almost one hundred. Compared to before, Ye Weidan's popularity has skyrocketed after two live broadcasts yesterday. He got an official recommendation in the game channel just after the live broadcast started.

"Good afternoon everyone, I'm Danshen! It's time for the live broadcast every afternoon again...but this is the last live broadcast on time in the afternoon."

Ye Weidan said hello, most of the audience were diverted by what he said.

"what?"

"what?"

"No live broadcast anymore?"

"Dan God, are you abandoning your cat and us poor little ones?"

"No." Although the camera was not turned on, Ye Weidan still rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, "I signed up for a study class, and I have to go to class in the afternoon on weekdays, so I don't have as much time as now. But the live broadcast at night is still the same, consider It will increase the time for the live broadcast at night."

"Attend class?"

"Is God Dan a student?"

"The voice sounds very young, how old is the host?"

Ye Weidan brushed off his personal problems, while operating the game in his hand, and entered the mall's lottery pool.

"Then, first use up today's free ten consecutive rounds."

smoke.

大型补血包×1,烟雾弹×2,红牛×3,女士单鞋×1，螺蛳粉套装×1,杰森博士的一次性染发剂套装×1，蟹黄包×1

【Mystery - Dr. Jason's Disposable Hair Dye Set】

[Level: One Star]

[Attribute: Water]

[How to use: Apply to the surface of the item to be dyed]

[Remarks: 24 colors in total, packed in 24 small glass bottles.If you are not satisfied with the color, you can adjust it yourself from these 24 colors.

It can dye all substances that are visible to the standard human naked eye in an ordinary state (meaning not through instruments or spells).Investigators have used this mystery to dye the surface of an entire planet violet.

After one dyeing, it can last for 24 hours. Within 24 hours, even if nuclear bombs are used, the color will not fade.Tried to use PU-***564371 for decolorization during testing, resulting in ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

Dyed items cannot be re-dyed within 24 hours.

After 24 hours, the dyed color will disappear automatically, and the mysterious dyeing can continue to be used.

PS: Who is Dr. Jason? 】

"Who is Dr. Jason?" The corner of Ye Weidan's mouth twitched, "How do I know? This kind of mystery is useless except for sneaking into Pandora, right? What did I do to color the earth?"

"Dive into Pandora..."

"Turning the skin blue with this dye doesn't look like Avatar either."

"It must be matched with a mystery who can do Korean plastic surgery."

The audience took over one after another, but there were still some audiences who refused to let go.

"Is Master Cat coming?"

"What's going on with you and Master Cat?"

"If you don't tell the truth, you can reward Tilah. If you see it, you can tip Tilala."

"Nothing happened, nothing happened." Ye Weidan said.

But a deep voice interjected, "I'm his brother."

Ye Weidan frowned, "Shut up!"

Although the camera was not turned on, the audience in the live broadcast room could hear the man's pleasant sigh, "Hey, raising a younger brother who is almost an adult but has not yet left puberty is like this. Everyone should be more tolerant."

"What the hell is brother?"

"What a frivolous tone?"

"Fucking cat, I imagine your character design isn't like this?"

"Damn it, I even guessed about my boyfriend. I never thought it was a brother?"

Ye Weidan became irritable as expected, waved at the little black cat who jumped onto his desk at some point, and shouted, "Who is your brother!"

"You." Chen Erhuang said.

"I……"

"Then now I'm looking for a sister-in-law for the anchor of this live broadcast room. The anchor's requirements are not high, as long as-"

"you shut up!!!"

With this roar, even the glass on the window sill trembled slightly.

The little black cat who teased the kids so much was driven off the table, but his purpose had been accomplished, and Ye Weidan finally didn't continue to put on the stiff and stinky face that he had kept there since he came back.

When Chen Erhuang came back from another hospital at noon, he saw this face.He has seen all kinds of bad faces of this kid. With the observation ability of criminal police, he can see at a glance that Ye Weidan's face is so stiff, not just because he is angry with him.

What happened outside?

It was like being severely frightened.

Although he was a little curious, Ye Weidan was fine, so there was no need for him to ask.

Just making jokes, which relieved the kid a little.

Said he was the eldest brother, but since the two of them were not that close, he could only do this at most.

The age difference is too big, there are four generation gaps in 12 years, and it is not the relationship of growing up together... The children who come out of the orphanage value their territory very much.

I don't know what I missed, although Chen Erhuang said he wanted Ye Weidan to consider not playing this game, but seeing this kid broadcast live, he came over and submitted a team application.

Ye Weidan, who was cursing, agreed without hesitation.

The barrage suddenly laughed at the anchor Aojiao.

On the mobile game interface, the game characters of the two appeared at the same round table.

Ye Weidan's original character card image is [-]% similar to himself, wearing a very handsome black coat and a bowler hat.

Fashions are mostly drawn from the free lottery pool, but with such a good outfit, it can only be said that Ouhuang is Ouhuang.

The very mean teacher Qi Wang is probably at work in the afternoon and is not online, so there are only two people in the team this time. I wonder if PU will assign them random teammates.

"I'm starting a team." Ye Weidan said, and clicked [Team Investigation Mode].

Once the game interface went black, when it was turned on again, they appeared on a moving train.

On an old Western-style train, one side of the carriage is a narrow corridor, and the other side is a box divided into small rooms.In the box, there are two cloth sofas facing each other, and there is a wooden board laid down in the middle, which is the table.

The table is facing the car window, and outside the window is the snow field under the moonlight night.

The stars shone like diamonds, but the crescent moon was as pale as an incandescent lamp, the sky was steel blue, the shadow covering the earth was gray blue, and the shadow on the horizon was completely opaque black.

I don't know whether it is a mountain or a dark shadow of the woods, which rises and falls as the train advances.The siren sounded, and the hot air gushing out instantly blended with the cold air, and the water vapor condensed to form a cloud-like white steam, which was smashed by the advancing train.

Just listen, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Steel behemoth, run, run, run on this land.

"The sound effect is so real." Ye Weidan couldn't help sighing.

The next second, he remembered that this was indeed a real sound effect, and couldn't help but choked.

The 17-year-old boy looked up and looked for Chen Erhuang in the room.But this time Chen Erhuang didn't even make a false appearance, and disappeared from the room with the doors and windows closed.

Ye Weidan was a little nervous. Chen Erhuang was worried that his death in the game would have a bad effect, and he was also worried that Chen Erhuang's time travel would have a bad effect on his body.

Seeing that there was no cat in the room, he immediately went to the game to find it.

Ye Weidan turned the perspective of the character again, and first saw a strange teammate, a woman.

He saw it, but didn't pay attention to it for the time being.

because……

"Where are you???"

After turning the camera around for a week, he couldn't find Chen Erhuang, so Ye Weidan couldn't help calling out.

"Huh? Are you calling me?" The strange new teammate asked confusedly.

"No," Chen Erhuang's message popped up in the team channel, "It's calling me."

"Huh? Huh? Hey? Yes, there is another teammate?" The strange new teammate was even more confused, and started to search in the box just like Ye Weidan.

Ye Weidan frowned, and asked more nervously, "Where are you?"

Chen Erhuang who never expected to come in at night: "...Don't worry, it's just that I have a mystery that will turn me into a ghost at night..."

"What? There is such a mystery?" The new teammates were surprised.

Chen Erhuang heard this and looked at his new teammate.

For some reason, he found his new teammates familiar.

Sitting on the sofa was a woman who looked ordinary no matter which direction she looked at.She is of average height and appearance. She wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses and a ball head, and her clothes are more intellectual. Her attributes are completely opposite to that of the last random teammate with a bald head (crossed out) Mr. Qi Wang.

It's the feeling of an ordinary person.

Familiar... is it an illusion?Does it look like a wanted criminal?

Chen Erhuang fell into deep thought. Over there, the woman whose ID was Lizhimi chatted familiarly with Ye Weidan, the only teammate she could see.

Even if the escorts from the PU company dressed as train conductors arrived, they couldn't interrupt her good interest in chatting.While drawing the character file, he said, "Friend, do you know the goddess Nanna?"

A little impatient Ye Weidan: "What?"

Lizhimi leaned close to him, and explained in a delicate and gentle way: "In Norse mythology, the wife of the god of light Baldr, the god who saves those who are trapped in darkness, Hua Nanna in full bloom."

I don't know why Ye Weidan mentioned this: "Huh?"

Lizhimi smiled slightly: "I am her believer."

Ye Weidan: "...Oh, so?"

"So," Li Zhimi said, "Would you like to see Nanna's handmade soap? You can get a discount by adding WeChat."

"……what?"

Nanna, handmade soap.

Ye Weidan, who had never encountered such a situation in the game, was stunned, but a few keywords touched Chen Erhuang's memory, and he finally remembered.

Didn't this fucker grow up with him in the orphanage, left the orphanage at the age of 16 and went away, and then somehow got in touch, exchanged WeChat IDs, and saw him selling handmade soap in the circle of friends every day...

Is it Li Zhimi, the master of women's clothing? !

[Welcome, investigator]

[You are using the team survey mode provided by PU survey service company]

[You choose not to use the possessed character card, you will use your own character card to enter directly, please confirm that the virtual damage switch is turned on.If it is not turned on, PU Investigation Service will not be responsible for any accidents that occur in the mode]

[Team mode, please follow the rules of getting along in virtual space, and do not conduct personal attacks or sexual harassment on teammates [Click to learn how to report]]

[In this mode, investigating the mystery is the top priority, and there is no requirement for survival or not]

【Are you ready? 】

【let's start!investigator! 】

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Chongsheng Children's Welfare Institute, every child is a talent