After I died, I became a cat

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"Oh, no," said Li Zhimi, waving her hand gently on her chest, "My name is Li Zhimi now."

She, he, no, she...?He, um, he has changed into a possessed character card, and turned into a fashionable blonde white woman in modern dress, wearing sunglasses, and pulling a shiny gold brand-name suitcase, the whole person is as shiny as a supermodel let.

"The name is Shirley Nelson, and her occupation is... Entertainer? The background information seems to be a starlet? Hi, I like it. The eight occupational skills are skill·acting, skill·photography, disguise, charm, intimidation—— 噫, Is the character design a fierce black and red star... There are also listening, psychology and computer use.

"Shooting and fighting are my hobbies, because I was a heroine in an action movie, and I learned it very seriously at the time, but unfortunately that movie ended up on the street."

After he finished talking about his character card, he asked curiously: "It's been a long time since I heard someone call Li Zhimi's name, did we know each other before?"

Because I was too shocked, I accidentally blurted out the name Li Zhimi, but it was sent to the team channel by the idiot of customer service 099856.Feeling cheated, Chen Erhuang only hesitated for a second before saying, "I'm Luo Wen, don't you remember my junior high school classmates?"

Ye Weidan standing aside: "..."

Who do you say you are? ? ?

The audience in the live broadcast room hadn't yet understood the unreliable nature of the cat, so they were a little excited when they heard this.

"It's called Luo Wen, I got it."

"Mr. Luo, I wonder if you are willing to develop in the CV circle?"

"I feel that the human image is slowly replacing the cat image, it's not so interesting, so I'm leaving."

"A random teammate will meet a junior high school classmate, what kind of fate is this!"

"The people in front are people, right?"

"No matter what happens in reality, Mr. Luo is the cat boss in the game."

"It's good to leave."

"Speaking of which, it was random that the anchor met Mr. Cat yesterday, right? Compared to random junior high school classmates, it is really fate to randomly meet brothers."

Some people quarreled in the barrage, but Li Zhimi thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "Hey, it's you. It's been a long time. I haven't contacted you in these years. When will you add a WeChat?"

Then buy the handmade soap you promote in Moments?

Chen Erhuang was ashamed.

He and Li Zhimi hadn't seen each other for a long time, but as orphans who also came from Chongsheng City Children's Welfare Institute, their social circles still partially overlapped. Maybe Li Zhimi had forwarded RIP after the news of his death came out.

If he confessed his identity now, Li Zhimi would either find out about the ghost on the spot, or find out about the ghost afterward...

In order to avoid trouble, it is better not to.

"Let's talk after the dungeon is over," Chen Erhuang changed the subject perfunctorily, "Adan, what card are you?"

Ye Weidan was still reading the documents.

"Donaldson Giovanna, celebrity chef."

Having said that, he has turned into a slightly oversized white man.

Well, not a little too much.

Not a little too much either.

Strip away those occasional adjectives that favor self-esteem, and Donaldson Giovanna is a tall but sharp white fat man, currently wearing a checked suit suitable for traveling.His appearance is the kind of pleasing that is especially conducive to the profession of a chef. Most people will say that seeing his face, they will believe that the dishes he cooks are delicious and make people feel good... Therefore, although he is not good looking Handsome, but he is also a well-known Internet celebrity food blogger.

The eight professional skills are Arts and Cooking, Science and Biology, Science and Chemistry, Fighting, Natural History, Investigation, Foreign Language, and Negotiation Skill.Interest skills include the use of calculation formulas and technical skills and photography.

In the column of character relationship in the file, he and Li Zhimi's Shirley Nelson are a pair.

The personnel file given by PU describes the couple as follows:

"Although Shirley Nelson is only an [-]th-line star with poor acting skills, and Donaldson Giovanna's cooking skills are also very average, the combination of these two can be described as a strong alliance. They worked hand-in-hand, and the hype matched perfectly. After being together, their careers are booming, and they just launched their own food and leisure brand not long ago."

Reality Live Room——

"I don't know why, but I think of some people..."

"I don't know why, but I also think of some bloggers I have unfollowed..."

"I don't believe that AI will write this kind of thing, it must be PU's planning and copywriting that started first."

"You're so courageous, aren't you afraid of fans making trouble?"

"I didn't mention my name and name, so it would be too stupid to take my seat right by the number."

The audience complained one after another, but in the game, the plot did not pause.

The train has arrived, Karkabau station,

Fort Kalka is the leading tourist city in Crystal Island. It is located on the side of the inland sea, and the invisible opposite bank is Rhodochrosite Island.

Every year, tens of millions of tourists come to Fort Kalka from Rhodopyroxene Isle, Amber Isle, and Pearl Islands.No matter if you go from Amber Island to Rhodoxene Island, from Rhodoxene Island to Amber Island, or from these two continents to Crystal Island, you can pass through Fort Kalka.

Fort Kalka is the gateway to Crystal Island. Therefore, even though it is deep winter, in the middle of the night, and it is still snowing heavily, the Kalkaburg Railway Station is still full of people and bustling.

Wearing a green uniform coat, the conductor who was the PU responder helped Ye Weidan and Li Zhimi put their luggage on the trolley, and at the same time introduced: "Yes, Fort Kalka is also the starting point or end point of the general inland sea tourist route. The continent is a journey to get close to nature, and the inland sea is a journey of civilization. The rich inland sea has nourished more than one brilliant civilization in the past 3000 years. Walking along the inland sea, you can just taste the splendid fruits of these brilliant civilizations all over……"

"Excuse me," Li Zhimi raised his hand, "Sir, are you a tour guide?"

"Huh?" The conductor was surprised, "How do you know?"

...Because you talk as much nonsense as the tour guide, and one cat and two people slander at the same time.

"Before I became a conductor, I had been working as a tour guide, and then I was recruited by PU. I can still get two salaries after a short job. I think it's pretty good..."

"Hey," Ye Weidan couldn't help interrupting, "Can you just talk about the mission?"

"Ah, yes, the mission," the conductor rubbed his hands, let out a sigh of relief, and nodded again and again, "The civilized travel route around the Inland Sea is very profitable..."

A cross popped out of Ye Weidan's forehead, and Li Zhimi, who was not warmly dressed, rubbed his hands and muttered softly, "Nanna's handmade soap is also very profitable..."

"...so it is not surprising that a special line for luxury tourist trains will be opened," the conductor seemed to have ignored the dissatisfaction of the two investigators, "The luxury tourist train "Ou Reid" will depart for the first time at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, departing from Fort Calca , around the inland sea to Bidugao City. In the middle pass through several ancient cities and historic sites, as well as the beautiful Baiyin Basin. The interior decoration of the car is comparable to a five-star hotel. The service staff are all graduates of the Senior Butler Academy, and the three meals are served by certified chefs Get cooking.

"The entire route lasted four days and three nights, and the cost was [-] rose gold per person. The task of the two of you is to board this car tomorrow morning. We have received definite news that there is a mysterious person who escaped from containment. Hide on this Oryd train."

After the conductor finished speaking, he didn't know what others thought, but Chen Erhuang had only one thought.

It turns out that the mystery of the successful containment will still escape?It really is a garbage PU.

Ye Weidan asked a reliable question: "Do you know what the mystery is?"

The conductor took out a file.

Ye Weidan took it, but before he looked at it, Li Zhimi interjected: "Here, handsome guy, I checked the belongings column, and it seems that there is no ticket for the Ou Rui De?"

The conductor nodded.

"Yes, ma'am, indeed not."

Ye Weidan immediately forgot the file in his hand, and asked with a frown, "How can we get on the train without a ticket?"

The conductor was even more surprised than he was.

He waved his hand and said, "Sir, this is the first departure of the Orient train!"

One cat and two people: "...so?"

Conductor: "The passengers on the train are all celebrities! Do you two understand the meaning of celebrity? Aristocrats, high-ranking government officials, rich people, top figures in various fields... Most of them are public figures, do you understand?"

One cat and two people: "...so so?"

Conductor: "The identities you two are using now are not qualified to buy this ticket."

Oh, I see.

Li Zhimi wondered: "The PU company has great power, can't you arrange it for us? Or simply change to a higher status?"

The conductor shook his head: "I will be discovered by the mystery hidden on the train."

Once this sentence comes out, there is no need for any reason.

In the team channel, Li Zhimi said: "It seems to be a game setting that increases the difficulty."

Knowing that this is the real world Ye Weidan: "Yes."

Chen Erhuang who traveled through the cat body: "Yeah."

After a long conversation, the parched conductor finally stopped talking.

The system prompt sounds in time.

【Main quest confirmed】

[Before the departure of the train at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, board the Orient]

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The train conductor waved goodbye to them with a smile. The celebrity chefs on the Internet and the starlets on the [-]th line pushed their luggage and stood at the station in Kalkaburg, shivering because of their demeanor.

"Let's go to the Orient first?" Ye Weidan asked.

"Well, will there be DEBUFF if I don't rest tonight?" Li Zhimi also asked a question.

This dungeon is a bit difficult, and it confuses players from the very beginning.

But it hadn't reached the point where he couldn't find his way at all, and the little black cat that couldn't be seen meowed.

"You two..." he said, "Of course I should go to the Internet cafe first!"

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The author has something to say:

In the last dungeon, I completely forgot that there is such a thing as the main mission...

The character card of Donaldson Giovanna is provided by the reader @银眼的雨鹏~ In order to fit the plot, some background changes have been made.

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10/29 minor repairs

10/30 minor repairs