After I died, I became a cat

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you meow...

Can talk!

Ye Weidan pointed at the little black cat with trembling fingers.

Chen Erhuang yawned, walked around him with catwalks, and walked straight into the house.When he was almost at the restaurant, he turned around and said, "It's too bad to see you haven't eaten meat for so long, so I'll let you eat some junk food today, and quickly bring the whole family bucket in, good boy."

Ye Weidan opened his mouth wide for a while.

"... Where did you get the money from!"

The Golden Arch family bucket costs 120 five!

"When will your brother and I have to pay for eating out?" Chen Erhuang asked blankly.

Chen Erhuang, the first-class superintendent of the Criminal Police Squadron of the Public Security Bureau of Tianxian District, Chongsheng City, Chen Erhuang, the police officer, is the most handsome grass in the police station, and some people give him nicknames, "Sparse Diamond Rooster", "Abyss Level Big Stomach King", "Tianxian District Cengfan" Mad Demon"...etc.

He can eat three meals a day with three different girls, and the girl invites him to each meal.

Until his death, he hadn't been listed on Tianya Tieba's marketing account "[-]". Probably, it could only be because he was so handsome.

Ye Weidan picked up the family bucket and closed the door in a daze, followed to the dining room, put the warm family bucket on the dining table, and asked puzzledly: "...But you have become a cat now?"

"So now even grandpa and aunt are willing to invite me to dinner!" Chen Erhuang's eyes sparkled, and he commented, "But the meals invited by young ladies are the best!"

Ye Weidan: "..."

Ye Weidan had nothing to say.

He finally had a real sense of "his brother turned into a cat", and realized that although his brother was dead, his popularity seemed to have risen to a level beyond the reach of humans.At the same time, his dream of raising a cat (raising brother) was shattered again, and the whole person fell into a black cloud that was raining and thundering.

Chen Erhuang found that the boy was inexplicably depressed, so he urged: "Hurry up and finish the bath, don't catch a cold when you wear such a towel, you closed your eyes to tie the knot of the bath towel? The little brother is exposed."

Ye Weidan was tearing off the lid of the family bucket, when he heard this, he froze.

He pressed down on the bath towel suddenly, his face turned from white to red, and in a few seconds he became like a steamed crab. He quickly rushed back to the bathroom, leaving a few bubbles in place.

When the bathroom door was closed tightly, there was an extremely angry roar from inside.

"Lie to me! It didn't show at all!"

Chen Erhuang laughed out loud.

5 minute later.

After taking a shower and getting dressed, Ye Weidan sat at the dining table with a cold face, even eating meat couldn't save him from his bad mood.

And Chen Erhuang was squatting on the dining table, playing with his mobile phone.

The scene of a cat playing with a mobile phone in a serious manner, no matter how many times I have watched it, is full of disobedience. Ye Weidan thought... Where did he take out the mobile phone?

The 17-year-old boy bit his chicken wing and fell into thought. After a long while, he thought of asking a question.

He swallowed the chicken in his mouth and said, "Hey, what's going on with you?"

Chen Erhuang, who was looking at Moments, raised his head and said, "Who are you calling?"

Ye Weidan didn't speak.

Looking at this kid's sullen face, who would have thought that he cried so much the night before yesterday?

Chen Erhuang used to be a little angry when he saw him like this, but now he couldn't get angry, so he could only say: "I've only been dead for a few days, and I don't know what's going on."

Ye Weidan had the words "You lied" written all over his face.

"Is it related to the game PU?" He asked suddenly.

Chen Erhuang was not surprised. He guessed this. A dead person went to play a game. There must be some secrets hidden in this game.What surprised Chen Erhuang a little was Ye Weidan's second question immediately.

"Is what happened in this game real?"

Chen Erhuang withdrew from his boss Captain Qin's chattering circle of friends, and asked, "Why do you ask that?"

"These two themes are not new, okay?" Ye Weidan said, looking nothing like that impulsive and violent boy, "The real world we live in is actually just a game or a large-scale testing ground. The virtual game we play In fact, it is a real world, just these two stalks, all kinds of movies and novels have been shot badly."

"That's right." Chen Erhuang nodded thinkingly, "It's already a familiar routine, so for most people, it will be dark under the lights instead?"

But he squinted after a while and said, "You just guessed it from the behavior I asked you to save those NPCs? Ye Weidan, who doesn't read movies and novels at all?"

Ye Weidan curled his lips and turned his face away.

"So, what do you plan to do now?" Chen Erhuang asked, "I listened to what you said the night before yesterday, but if you don't want to take three books, you can repeat it. Uncle Li is definitely willing to pay for your tuition. If you don't want to repeat it, you can also repeat it. Wait a year to take the adult college entrance examination, but you have to study hard by yourself.

"Continue to be a game anchor, then save money and go to a broadcasting host class to study seriously, don't buy a few textbooks and read it and think that you are working hard. For things like accent, can one person practice two words well? Having a teacher with you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. Moreover, this is a serious suggestion, listen carefully to me, even if you want to be a game anchor, you-"

Chen Erhuang said seriously, "It's better to change the game."

Having said that, Chen Erhuang was ready for this kid to explode.

But no, Ye Weidan looked calm.

At least right now, he is calmly asking: "Then why do you want to play PU? Do you really time travel when you play? Will you really die if you die in the game? And——you, how did you die? ?”

Chen Erhuang didn't speak.

But Ye Weidan understood.

He threw the chicken wing bones into the trash can and said at the same time, "I won't do it."

Chen Erhuang scolded softly: "Adan!"

Ye Weidan: "I won't listen."

Chen Erhuang said earnestly, "The PU people told me that when players play games, they are actually operating the projections they made, but in order to ensure the authenticity of the projections, a trace of the player's spirituality will be separated into the projections. Although it said that it will not affect me. , but spirituality is something equivalent to spiritual power, and death consumes too much is definitely not good for the body. You are not yet an adult, I don't think—"

"What if you die again?!"

Ye Weidan stood up suddenly and roared.

After yelling, he seemed to have held back for a long time, his eyes were red, and he was panting.

"...Thank you for your concern," Chen Erhuang said after being silent for a while, "but that's my business."

After the words fell, Ye Weidan turned around.A moment later, the door of the rental house slammed open and then slammed shut, and the silent and angry teenager rushed out.

Chen Erhuang was left on the dining table, and the rental house was empty.

"...I know you want to protect me," the little black cat lowered its head and sighed, wagging its slightly curved tail, "but whether as an adult or as a policeman, I should protect you."

At this hour and a half, I will definitely not come back.

Chen Erhuang tried hard and planned to complete the unfinished task last night.

It was really strange, since he woke up early, he had already visited a large nearby hospital and sneaked into the morgue to see it, but he still couldn't find a single ghost.

***

Rushing out of the community, Ye Weidan rode his second-hand pink electric bike and ran wildly on the road.

Fortunately, this is a newly built remote community, and there are almost no people in the daytime, so it doesn't scare passers-by.

Speeding, and being a minor, he did something that would be scolded by Chen Erhuang, Ye Weidan felt a little better, and slowly slowed down his speed.

No, before he stopped, he suddenly heard the sound of a horn beeping behind him.

"Oh brother Ye," an annoying figure laughed, "What are you riding? Where is the unicorn you won from Boss Wang?"

Ye Weidan stopped the car, turned around, and saw three motorcycles slowly parked beside him.

On the motorcycle closest to him was a little fat man, but he didn't look like a lucky fat man.He looked at Ye Weidan with an expression that his nose was not his nose, his mouth was not his mouth, and there were two Band-Aids on his forehead, which was very hideous.

The riders of the other two motorcycles were dressed as standard gangsters, with dyed hair, black leather vests, and jingling chains all over their bodies.In the back seat of one of them was a novice makeup girl. "

"I found you, Brother Ye," the little fat man gritted his teeth, "Brother Ye, do you still remember what you did the night before? I kindly told you that the guy surnamed Chen died, huh? Why did you beat me so drunk? Huh? ? Are you angry and send that dead note?"

Ye Weidan, who had just calmed down a little, said, "...Fatty, if you can't speak, just shut up."

Fat Tuo chuckled, "Brother Ye, why haven't I asked you to settle my medical expenses yet? Oh, yes, the Taoists say that Brother Ye has no money and even sold the unicorn. Forget it then, Brother Ye will buy me two A Band-Aid is fine, otherwise Brother Ye, who is too tired to make money, also dies suddenly, what should we do?"

After finishing speaking, the group burst into laughter at the same time.

Ye Weidan's eyes sank, he took off his helmet, and got out of the car.

Fat Tuo sneered, "Brother Ye is going to fight again, this time there is no brother to persuade you to stop?"

He also got out of the car, and at the same time turned his head to signal his brother to get on with him.

But the other two punks didn't move.

A little gangster said in a low voice: "Well, Brother Fat, Brother Ye beats people very hard..."

Fat Tuo was dissatisfied, "I'm afraid he will do something, we have too many people!"

As soon as the words fell, Ye Weidan slapped his motorcycle helmet on the palm of his hand, and the three people here, including Fat Tuo, trembled at the sound.

Another gangster also said: "Brother Fat, this won't work..."

"I said! What are you doing together!"

A police car suddenly stopped at an intersection not far away.

The steps that appeared at this moment made the second gangster feel grateful immediately, and hurriedly pulled Fatty, who couldn't see the situation clearly, into the car, not only turned the handle and ran in one go, but also remembered to say harsh words before leaving.

"This time it's the note!"

"Don't let us see you next time!"

Ye Weidan, who hadn't started yet, was suffocated by an evil fire: "..."

Stop if you have the ability!

Over there, a police car got on and off people.

"Xiaoye, aren't you fighting again?" The person who came, Chen Erhuang's boss, Captain Qin, who was smoking a cigarette, said.

"Who fought?" Ye Weidan frowned.

"It's fine if you don't fight, you have to make your brother feel at ease, do you know?" Captain Qin said as he stubbed out the cigarette, "Have you visited your brother yet?"

It took Ye Weidan a while to realize that it wasn't about the little black cat at home, but about the tomb on Mingyang Mountain, and said in a low voice, "I've seen it."

"Well, I heard that you did something like 'Golden Basin Washing Your Hands' a few days ago?" Captain Qin nodded and agreed, "That's right, I'm almost an adult, I shouldn't be messing around anymore, just do something serious Everything is strong. If someone troubles you, go to the bureau to find me, they are all colleagues of your brother, don't be shy, you know?"

"...I know." Ye Weidan said.

Hmm, Captain Qin nodded repeatedly.

Xiao Chen's younger brother is quite obedient, he is not as rebellious as Xiao Chen said before.

"That's it, remember not to fight." Captain Qin said with satisfaction, "I've been very busy recently, so I'll go back to the game first."

Ye Weidan watched him turn around, and waved his hand weakly.

There was another person in the back seat of the car, and the uniform must belong to their bureau. Ye Weidan glanced at it casually, and then looked away.

After a while, he realized what he saw, and turned around sharply.

In the car, in the back seat, next to the police, that thing... what is it? !

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The author has something to say:

Chen Erhuang, who was looking for ghosts for a long time but couldn't find them: ... Are there no other ghosts in this world?

Ye Weidan: ...What the hell did I encounter?