After I died, I became a cat

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The 17-year-old former gangster looks calm.

Teacher Qi Wang sent a few messages. First, he apologized for being slowed down by being in a temporary state of madness. He added a friend and made an appointment to play together next time when he had time.

Ye Weidan calmly agreed, and went to watch the harvest again.

人物技能卡没什么好看的,别看每次结算都+1+1+1,似乎不用多久就能把所有技能都升级到满值100。实际上，这些+1根本加不到技能数值上，因为在《PU调查服务》里,技能的数值有分档。

5点为一档，当技能数值被加到10、15、20、25……等个位是0或5的数时，就不会往上加了，需要通过特定的技能考核才能继续升级，如果没有通过,反而会减去1D3的技能数。

And the skill assessment copy...

Disgusting, super disgusting.

PU players suspected that these skills assessment dungeons were deliberately designed to punish people. They purely did not want players to pass. They protested more than once or twice on Weibo and official forums, but they failed to convince PU officials to let go of the adjustment.As for Ye Weidan, the reason why he was called a great god is also because he has published three rounds of skills assessment dungeon strategies, which are full of dry goods.

But even Ye Weidan, in order to pass the skill assessment dungeon, still needs to do a lot of preparations, such as reading relevant skill information, because there will be questions in the assessment dungeon, if he can't answer the test, he will fail directly.

Most of his current skills are stuck in dozens or dozens of blocks, and the +1 at the time of settlement is basically a free addition.

The mysterious explanation is worth watching, because the audience likes to watch it.Usually at the end of each live broadcast, Ye Weidan will discuss the explanation with the audience, make complaints about codes, and some viewers who do not understand the plot of the copy will ask questions. The mysterious explanation will help them understand.

But tonight's live broadcast has been closed, and Ye Weidan opened this mysterious explanation completely out of habit.

【Mystery——Guo Siliang】

【Number: PU-***76549876】

[Level: [-]-star, relatively safe]

【Attribute: Water·Life】

[Containment method: general detention, untouchable below the level of ordinary investigators]

[Remarks: PU-***76549876 looks like an ordinary old man, about 70 years old, about 1.6 meters tall, with a deep red horizontal slit about fifteen centimeters wide in his lower abdomen.

PU-***76549876 was crying and swearing most of the time.He is unable to walk on his own, but can communicate when calmed down, and his intelligence has been rated at 110.

An artificial uterus resides within the slit in the lower abdomen, producing an autoclonal infant every six months without restraint.

PU-***76549876 can make people pregnant by touch, regardless of the sex and age of the pregnant person]

"..."

Ye Weidan, whose eyes were out of focus, slid down the screen to look at the next one, unaware that Chen Erhuang jumped onto his desk, leaned over to him, and complained while watching.

"Isn't this touching someone who is pregnant? By the way, have you ever stared at someone who is pregnant?"

[Yes dear, the serial number PU-65415177 is similar to the light wave of conception]

Customer service 099856 answered.

Chen Erhuang asked again: "It's said that it's been recycled now, so you're almost done with your research?"

[In different worlds, the speed of time flow is different~]

It can barely be explained in this way, Chen Erhuang thought.

He lowered his head, and his beard quickly poked Ye Weidan's phone screen, and then looked at it.

[Mystery——Q097 heavy-duty fool-style intelligent therapeutic instrument (grape mimicry)]

【Number: PU-***00976437】

【Grade: Three Star · relatively safe】

【Attribute: Water·Life】

[Containment method: Provide a room of 00976437 square meters for the decoration of the hospital hall, and place it in the center.Every other week, dispatch a normal-level healthy investigator, wearing a white coat and a chief physician badge, to enter the room and issue a sleep order to PU-***[-]]

[Remarks: It can independently complete most surgical operations, clone limbs, and produce "light liquid" that can promote the rapid growth and division of living things. PU-***00976437 can absorb, purify, and store vitality from non-biological organisms, but the method is unknown for the time being. It seems to be the product of the same civilization as PU-***26454 and PU-***1266

After providing it with sufficient energy and vitality sources, it can be upgraded to four stars.A 95-year-old test subject was brought to his care after death, and two hours later, test subject [DATA EXPUNGED]

It seems possible to continue to increase the star rating, but related tests were suspended at the request of [DATA EXPUNGED].

The treatment efficiency is lower than that of the PU medical department. Under normal circumstances, investigators are not recommended to use PU-***00976437 for treatment. 】

"...It turned out to be a healing device???"

The corner of Chen Erhuang's mouth twitched.

After reading so many notes, he found that the mysterious notes written by the PU Research Department were full of sloppy notes, especially the notes, which made Officer Chen feel that their researchers were all from Internet jokes.

But it's really interesting.

So satisfying his curiosity, he looked at Ye Weidan who seemed to be in a daze.

Still so calm?Anxious about no shipment?Do you want to tease me?

... Always causing Ye Weidan to quarrel, a certain people's policeman himself is somewhat responsible.

Officer Chen, who likes to be funny when he has nothing to do, turned his face to the side and was stunned when he saw Ye Weidan's expression.

The 17-year-old tall boy curled up on a small chair, as if suddenly a little shorter. He stared at the phone screen, holding his breath for an unknown amount of time, and his face was about to turn red.

Ye Weidan was not looking at the mysterious instructions, but at the white input box pulled out at the bottom of the screen.

【You said to such a big cat:｜】

The vertical line cursor prompting the input flickered once and for all, and Ye Weidan, who was biting his lip, wanted to pull out the input method several times.

But 10 minutes passed, and the kid still couldn't type a single word.

Chen Erhuang looked, looked, and sighed.

Ding dong.

Ye Weidan was awakened by the sudden reminder.

A message pops up.

[What a big cat says to you: Go to bed early. 】

what……?

Ye Weidan couldn't help taking a breath.

Now he finally felt suffocated, and the dizziness from lack of oxygen also appeared at the same time. The 17-year-old boy breathed heavily, but his eyes were still fixed on the three words in the message.

After a few seconds, he laughed happily, and at the same time kept crying.

The lightness and emptiness that suddenly appeared last night suddenly disappeared, and he seemed to have returned to the world from hell. This feeling cannot be described by crying with joy.

Obviously it's just one day.

Obviously only 24 hours.

But that dazed pain, as if he had lost what was most important to him, for an unknown number of years, enough chaotic universes to form galaxies, enough suns overhead to turn into black holes.

Is this my feeling?

Why……

Ye Weidan's shoulders trembled for a while before he calmed down, and this time he was finally able to pull out the input method.

He typed nine words first: Got it, don't be verbose, you too.

After typing, he felt that it was not good, so he deleted it and changed it to "good night".

It still didn't seem right, so I changed it to "You too, go to sleep."

This time he hesitated for a minute, muttering something out of nowhere.

Another ten seconds later, the little black cat who was standing by Ye Weidan's hand, but could not be seen because it was a ghost, received a reply.

He opened it and looked silently.

【YWD says to you: Got it, don't be wordy】

"..."

He should not expect anything from this kid, he knew it.

***

That night, Ye Weidan fell asleep humming a song.

Even a night of weird dreams—feeling like a fire that was dying because it ran out of fuel—hadn't dampened his good mood.

It was nine o'clock when Ye Weidan woke up, and everyone else in the rental house had left for work.The community is very quiet, and the height of the eighteenth floor cannot hear the noise downstairs.

He was quietly in a daze for a few minutes, then he woke up, and the first thing he did was to pick up his phone.

Open the PU Investigation Service.

Log in.

Friends, chat.

The messages they exchanged last night are still there, not because he was dreaming.

Ye Weidan heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time his brain was finally functioning normally, realizing the problem.

His brother, died, and now seems to have turned into a cat.

...Why did it turn into a cat!

Is this world finally going to be unrealistic? !

And his brother has turned into a cat and wants to play games, what kind of spirit is this?

"Well, even cat demons have appeared, so it's not surprising." Ye Weidan got up and thought about it, "The ordinary daily life I experienced in the past 17 years is just the appearance of this world. Soon, there will be People who knew my parents came to me and told me that my parents didn't mean to abandon me, they just sacrificed their lives for a great cause - slaying dragons...Ah, isn't this the dragon clan!"

He picked up the toiletries and clean clothes, left his room, and walked into the shared bathroom.A moment later, brushing his teeth and wandering into the dining room again, he saw the pile of cat supplies he had piled up here last night.

There is no need to sell it, just keep it.

But the room can't be placed, do you want to change to a rented room?

However, the three months of his contract have not yet passed, so what about the deposit?Do cats like larger rooms or smaller rooms?

Well, I'm going to look through the "Guide to Raising Cats" that I won yesterday when I won the lottery.

Speaking of which, yesterday's award was really too timely, as expected of him, hmph, the man favored by the god of luck.

In case of renting a house, the reward money from yesterday alone is enough, but he can't withdraw it until next month.

Thinking about this, he brushed his teeth and started to take a shower again.

The hot water splashed on his back, and the boy fell into thinking in another direction.

My brother has become a cat, so the previous savings will definitely be useless, so now I have to rely on him to raise it.

Yes, I have to order a pack of cat food online later.

It is said that he has never raised a cat before, so he doesn't know which brand of cat food is good.I need to check this...until I find a good brand, I'd better go to the supermarket...it's too expensive...a vegetable market, is there a vegetable market nearby?I have time in the morning, so I have to buy a fish.

Good fresh fish is very expensive, Ye Weidan suddenly felt a heavy responsibility on his shoulders.

The pressure brought by this responsibility did not discourage the boy, but made him happier.

Ye Weidan, who was taking a bath, couldn't help humming the latest popular songs until he heard someone ring the doorbell.

The tall boy with foamy hair pressed the faucet suspiciously, wrapped a towel around his lower body, and pulled his wet slippers to open the door.

The door opens, no one is there.

Ye Weidan tilted his head, dazed.

Then he heard a meow.

I got up before dawn, and it was just dawn when I arrived in front of the Golden Arch, which had just opened for business, so I recovered from a ghost body to a living body, and was fed by a group of young ladies who were about to go to work. The spoils of this expedition.

A bucket of the Golden Arch family bucket, which can hold seven or eight little black cats, was placed in front of the door of the rental house.

"Morning," Chen Erhuang said casually, licking the fur on his paws, squatting next to the family bucket, "Have you eaten yet?"

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