After I died, I became a cat

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Yan Wudao was indifferent.For him, the ferocious expression of the big orange cat was not threatening at all, far worse than what he had seen before.

So he said indifferently: "By the way, it seems that not many people want him to wake up?"

The big orange cat's eyes became more fierce, as if it wanted to tear the person in front of it to pieces.

"I'm probably one too?" Yan Wudao pondered, "But it doesn't matter, anyway, he has already joined the PU, and he can't escape my palm."

"Meow woo woo!"

Hearing this sentence, the big orange cat was no longer eager to tear the person in front of him to pieces, but rushed forward directly.

But before he was one meter away from Yan Wudao, the big orange cat froze again and wanted to back up.

One step back, one step forward, over and over again, unable to advance, leaving a scratch on the loess.

Fear makes it retreat, ego makes it move forward, the big orange cat's eyes are red, and it is about to bleed, and the warm and bright short hair on its body suddenly peels off, revealing patches of pink light and bare skin.

After a few seconds of stalemate, the big orange cat let out a scream, and the shadow under it suddenly trembled, swelled violently, and turned into a black shadow that looked like a cat and some kind of beast.

This seemed to be some kind of attack method, but the next moment, the black shadow's pointed snout covered with sharp teeth opened towards the big orange cat itself!

Before the dark shadow that fell into madness was about to bite his master to death, Yan Wudao raised his head slightly.

The bald-haired big orange cat was violently knocked into the air by an invisible force. Fortunately, after getting away from Yan Wudao, the big orange cat and its shadow quickly regained their senses, turned over in mid-air, and landed safely.

But when it raised its head, it found that Yan Wudao, who was treating it like an enemy, didn't look at it at all, but turned his head slightly and stared in the direction of Yongfu Township.

The sun was behind him, blurring the hard lines from his cheeks to his jaw.At this moment, this cruel and merciless man actually looked very gentle.

The big orange cat would not be deceived by him, but it also knew that it was powerless to resist, so it couldn't help turning around anxiously, then squatted down, staring at Yan Wudao.

That gaze was like a needle prick, but it was useless.

After a while, Yan Wudao looked away from Yongfu Township.

He seemed to have finally remembered the existence of the big orange cat, and said lightly: "I didn't expect him to randomly come to your world for the second time to do investigations. Is he so lucky? Next time, I have to change the mechanism of assigning investigation tasks to him. Well, many mysterious incidents that could not be solved before can be brought up... As for you, ha, I was wrong in worrying. With only this power left, you can't even cross the world, let alone return to the Lord. The universe is looking for him."

"Then," Yan Wudao raised his index and middle fingers together, as if holding a knife, "Get lost."

With a wave of his hand, the big orange cat that wanted to pounce on it again disappeared in place and was directly expelled.

Yan Wudao was the only one left on the mound.

And a group of faint blue will-o'-the-wisps that came out of nowhere.

Looking at his hands, Yan Wudao, who relaxed a little, asked, "How?"

"Compared to PU Gang, your acting and lines skills have improved a lot, Mr. Yan," the ghost and fire elf replied immediately, "the cat elder who was expelled three thousand miles away should be able to calm down soon, Knowing the important information of the 'main universe' from what you said just now, in order to protect the master, she will immediately find a way to go to the main universe.

"But Mr. Yan, Elder Mao's spirituality and power are indeed too weak to cross the world barrier on his own initiative. He was seriously injured by you just now, and his spirituality has been exhausted. Do you need to arrange a suitable and unsuspecting crossing opportunity for her? ?”

"No," Yan Wudao said, "She has a way."

"Understood," the will-o'-the-wisp replied solemnly like a secretary, "You are not intentionally taking revenge because of the past."

"Well," Yan Wudao said, "How could I hold grudges for so long because she took away the chicken legs he left me in the last era."

"Yes," the will-o'-the-wisp nodded, "it is indeed impossible."

The wind blew across the mound, and Yan Wudao, who was just joking, wanted to help his forehead.

He didn't speak, and the will-o'-the-wisps also fell silent.

After a long while, the movement in Yongfu Township gradually subsided, and it suddenly spoke:

"It is a great pleasure to see you again."

Yan Wudao, who was still looking at Chen Erhuang, sighed slightly: "...Thank you."

"So, Mr. Yan," the will-o'-the-wisp said seriously, "During the past seven years, because I needed to hide the fact that you were not there within PU, I temporarily took over the job of PU president, but I only got the salary of the president's assistant. When can you repay me the acting president's salary?"

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Ye Weidan felt cold behind his back, inexplicably feeling that someone was thinking about his wallet, turned around the screen, and saw a small mound in the distance.

He didn't find anything, and the blue progress bar had jumped to [-]%, and the four words Ye Weidan wanted to see finally appeared on the screen.

The recovery was successful.

In this way, after the crazy old Guo, Empress Pu Tao was also successfully recovered.

"Okay, audience masters, the two mysteries were successfully recovered, and this investigation is over. After a closer look at this dungeon, it took more than an hour and a half, which is already the usual time for two investigations, so tonight we That's it for the live broadcast, thank you all for watching the live broadcast and giving rewards..."

"do not run!"

"Yes! Don't gossip about him!"

"What's the relationship between you and Master Cat?!"

"A real friend?"

"gay friend?"

"Boy friend?"

"Why do I feel like an elder, that doting tone..."

"We want to watch Master Cat broadcast live!"

"Don't try to run away if you don't tell the truth!"

"If you dare to run away, don't even think about starting a live broadcast tomorrow. Let me tell you the anchor!"

"I don't care if you can start the live broadcast tomorrow. If you actually know the cat master, you must know how to draw this kind of animal character card, right? I beg you, the anchor. I have kryptonized [-] since this afternoon. , are all human character cards..."

"Fuck, where did the local tyrant come from?"

"... See you tomorrow, everyone."

After Ye Weidan finished speaking, he ruthlessly turned off the live broadcast amidst the barrage of barrage.

As soon as the live broadcast was finished, he abandoned the civilized appearance he was barely pretending to be. He turned the game camera around and didn't see the little black cat, so he typed in the team channel.

"I'm going to your mother, Chen Erhuang! Get out!"

"Come out! Come out! I want an explanation!"

"Explain to me clearly! What the hell is going on with you? Ah? Ah!"

This kid is really irritable, Chen Erhuang thought when he saw the string of words in the team channel.

Without thinking too much, he looked at the girl in front of him.

This is the backyard of Guo Zhai. A group of goats are bleating in the sheep pen, and a carriage is parked.

The horse of the carriage was ridden away by the handlebar last night, but now, the customer service 099856 successfully contacted through some means, and called the handlebar back.

The handlebar type is putting on the horse, feeding water and cleaning.The haggard Guo Sanniang changed into clean clothes, held a small package in her hand, and wore a head scarf to block the wind, as if she was about to go out.

Chen Erhuang looked at her, thought for a while, and said, "You'd better change into men's clothes."

Guo Sanniang bit her lip and nodded quickly.

"I'll ask this driver to take you to a farther county town. Lu Yin will help you with anything. Please accept the money. This is a thank you for your help in saving lives."

"Thanks, thank you Cat Immortal..."

"You're welcome." Chen Erhuang said with a smile, "It's just that Adan asked me to help you, it's easy. Well, don't use your body as a bargaining chip in the future, and don't act too fast if you fall in love with someone. You were arrested in Yongfu Township. Men are used to flattery, thinking that everything that can be exchanged in bed, this personality must be changed after leaving here, otherwise it will suffer a lot... Don't pay too much attention to your father's words, and don't be too afraid of the opposite sex, even if you choose to get married, you Your life also depends on the person you choose and your own business, so you must think carefully before making a decision. Well, yes, now you have the right to make the decision."

The little black cat was nagging, but Guo Sanniang was almost on the verge of tears.

This is the first time someone has told her these truths since she grew up so old.

"Great Immortal," she cried, "Dare to ask the name of the Great Immortal? Where is the Immortal Temple? From now on, believers will definitely ask for a memorial tablet and offer it every day..."

"It's not necessary." Chen Erhuang interrupted her. He only had one request for the victims, ordinary people, "Please work hard to live a good life in the future."

Guo Sanniang was at a loss.

And Chen Erhuang could already hear Ye Weidan's roar, and he was getting closer, smiling: "Do you want to talk to Adan?"

"... You must be a famous general, right? I... I, forget it."

"Okay," the little black cat pointed its chin towards the handlebars that had been prepared, "you can go."

Being urged like this, Guo Sanniang turned around in a panic and took a few steps towards the carriage.

When she heard the sound of pushing the door, she knew that it was the noble master who came in, and she couldn't help but look back.

In the sun, the door is open.

But no matter whether it was the cat fairy who was still there just now, the bald fairy who seemed to be injured and comatose and moved to the backyard, or the god general who just came in, they all disappeared.

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[Investigation complete, investigator]

【Your experience: +5000】

【Your credit: +30】

[You have six skills to grow——Detection +1, Listening +1, Dodge +1, Tracking +1, Stealth +1, Library Use +1 [Click to view the character card skill list]]

[Mysterious truth: 1; Mysterious recovery/cracking: 2 [Click to view this mysterious explanation]]

[You have obtained an "S" rating in this survey, your sanity has recovered 1D3, and you have won three chances to draw lucky draws from the mysterious prize pool]

[The above is your harvest from this investigation.Keep going!investigator! 】

The screen-swiping information slid across the system panel, glanced at it casually, and Chen Erhuang, who returned to his own world, closed the panel

Unexpectedly, the S-level evaluation can restore sanity, and the lucky draw chance is two more than the A-level evaluation.In this way, wouldn't it be possible to save a round of ten rounds after two more rounds?

The investigator level has also increased, and now he is still around level 5, so he can be regarded as a novice investigator.According to customer service 099856, elite investigators who have upgraded to level 30 or above are eligible to participate in the resurrection investigation.

This level feels very good, and it seems that he is not far from the day when he turns back into a human?

"I hope so, it doesn't feel so smooth..."

Chen Erhuang inserted a flag for himself, and looked up at Ye Weidan in front of the computer.

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