After I died, I became a cat

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【Identification of patient requirements, there is no corresponding information in the database】

[Identification of patient requirements, no corresponding information in the database]

[Identification of patient requirements, no corresponding information in the database]

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[The 097th self-test log of the Q850 heavy-duty fool-style intelligent therapeutic instrument (grape mimicry)]

【Energy: 17%】

【Temperature: 23℃】

[Disinfection: not completed]

[External Armor:

One thousand biological syringes, and a spare syringe printer, no response;

There are [-] conditioning cabins and supporting equipment, but there is no response;

Life energy conversion-absorption-storage, response, integrity: 57%;

Solar Cell, Response, Integrity: 28%,

……

【Internal procedures

Three advanced smart doctors, no response

Three advanced intelligent nurses, no response

Ten mid-level intelligent nurses, no response

One mid-level intelligent pharmacy supervisor, no response

Three low-level intelligent translators, one response

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[Self-inspection score: 30, red, dangerous]

[The service life and damage degree have exceeded the agreement, request for disposal/recycling]

[Request timed out, rejected]

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[Task log:

Long-term tasks -

1000. Treatment of Lali land with a radius of [-] meters

Estimated number of courses of treatment: 200

Number of courses completed: 60

Second, the life energy reserve is empty, increase the reserve to 25%

Remove the method of intercepting life energy from the life veins of the land, and switch to intercepting life energy from pregnant animals living in the land with a radius of 1000 meters Lali, which is being implemented

Estimated Time Required: 126 Hellas

Time completed: 83 Hellas

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Short term tasks -

Identify patient requirements, no corresponding data in the database

Identify patient requirements, no corresponding data in the database

Identify patient requirements beyond the capabilities of existing equipment to perform

Identify patient requirements...

Identify patient requirements...

Identify patient requirements...

Executable, execute immediately]

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"It's really a standard straight man cancer speech." Listening to the quarrel in the front hall, the straight man Chen Erhuang couldn't help but sigh.

He said: "After all, you are ugly, so you need to have children in this way."

Ye Weidan: "...Don't you think that what you said is also very straightforward?"

The 17-year-old straight boy (?) complained directly, thinking that the implication of the words "what a big cat" is that he himself is handsome, and his narcissism is almost as good as his brother's.

"Handsome guys are different from ugly guys," Chen Erhuang replied. "It's only natural that handsome guys like me are popular. But like Mr. Guo... he's ugly, he doesn't think positively, and he wants to have children." , it would be better for him to give birth to himself."

"Are you saying that you want him to be peerless directly?"

One cat and one person were complaining to each other, and suddenly there was a "beep" sound from somewhere.

This duo of cats, the two are actually in an environment full of electronic equipment, and are not at all sensitive to various tick-tock sounds.The other wears an invisible earphone that he can't find where he is, and there are often strange tick-tick sounds in it, so he is not too sensitive.

Because of this, none of them noticed the sign.

Until there were three sounds of the dice falling to the ground.

[Detection check, 1D100=6, extremely difficult to succeed]

"...?"

Wait, why is there a detective all of a sudden?

Still confused, Chen Erhuang instinctively jumped up.Before landing in mid-air, he saw the surroundings shaking.

No, the ground shook again.

The shock was so strong that Ye Weidan and Teacher Qi Wang supported both sides of the dungeon stairs with their hands.

The next moment, Ye Weidan, who was wearing a wide-sleeved gown with a character card, reacted first, quickly climbed back to the ground, and turned around to pull Teacher Qi Wang who only had Seta Ma Sansan in his mind.

His action was quite timely, the two climbed out, and the ground shook again.Two cracks were directly cracked on the earthen stairs they were stepping on, and they grew rapidly.

A second later, the two cracks intersected and merged into one, and the staircase between the two cracks smashed down directly into the crypt deeper than the dungeon.

More than two seconds ago, a cat and two people were still stepping on this staircase.

"Damn it, luckily I passed both the luck check and the jump check just now..."

Ye Weidan tsk tsk, but he wasn't too flustered.

He followed the little black cat and ran out of the building, saying as he ran, "I said, the houses here don't look like there are such big earthquakes every year."

Chen Erhuang, who was in front of him, didn't turn his head, and hummed, expressing his agreement.

They observed it when they entered the village. The houses in the center of the village still showed signs of repairs. The houses of the poorer people in the surrounding area had not been repaired for a long time. They looked much dilapidated and nothing like a garbage dump.

At that time, I just noticed such a point. Looking back now, if this was done every year on the mother’s birthday, the houses of the poor in the village would not be so dilapidated.

Either it collapsed, or a new house was built.

"By chance?" Ye Weidan guessed again.

As soon as he finished speaking, the young man who ran out of the Niangniang Temple heard a scream.

In this way, he ran to an open and safe area where he could avoid danger, so he stopped, looked for the sound, raised his head, and looked up.

After seeing what happened, he couldn't help but groan.

"Isn't it, it's...it's too exciting, isn't it?" Ye Weidan was dumbfounded, "...it's a restricted tentacle play!"

I saw Pu Tao Niangniang's vines twisting like live snakes, dozens of them fell down together, grabbed Mr. Guo's limbs, and lifted the old man into the air.

Then, he began to undress the old man again.

Clothes and trousers were thrown down one by one, Guo Sanniang was too shocked to speak.What was even more shocking was the audience in the live broadcast room. The bullet screen on the entire computer interface was blank for four or five seconds, and no one spoke.

After a moment of silence, came the outbreak period.

"Fuck!"

"WTF?!!"

"What am I looking at?"

"Please let me get out of the car!"

"No I don't admit it's a car!"

"Hot eyes, hot eyes, hot eyes."

"Can't the PU size be made thicker? I'm going to poke my eyes!"

"Manual coding."

"Manual coding."

"Manual coding."

A large area of ​​"manual coding" was swiped over, which covered Mr. Guo's thin and loose breasts, but Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan in the game could not be taken care of by the barrage, and had to face this restricted scene.

Surprisingly, unlike ordinary people, neither of the brothers showed any disgust.

Chen Erhuang didn't even look away, for fear of missing some details.

It's not that he has any special hobbies, it's just that the truth of the case has been solved, but what the mystery is has not been fully solved.So he watched the vines strip Mr. Guo naked, turned him face up, and stretched out several vines, hanging above Mr. Guo's abdomen.

Guo Laozheng kept yelling, threatening, and struggling, and his strength was not like that of a 60-year-old man, but Pu Tao Niangniang was unmoved.

The tip of one of its vines sprayed water mist of several colors downward. After inhaling the mist, Guo Lao's strength weakened visibly with the naked eye.

It's an anesthetic, Chen Erhuang thought.

After about ten seconds, Mr. Guo finally couldn't struggle, fell into a coma, and closed his eyes.As a result, the tips of the other vines hanging on his abdomen fell down. They were obviously just vines, but they were like hot knives cutting butter, and easily opened a long opening in Guo Lao's stomach.

There should have been blood spurting, but the other vine hemostatic forceps seemed to be pressing the blood vessel.

At this time, the other villagers finally arrived, and when they saw Mr. Guo hanging in mid-air, unconscious, and the vines that couldn't cut people, they all opened their mouths wide.

Guo Dalang and Guo Erlang also came. Compared with their own father, they first saw Guo Sanniang and Ye Weidan standing aside.

The two of them were shocked at first, then furious, pointed at their sister and shouted: "What a pair of adulterers and prostitutes!"

Guo Sanniang didn't pay attention to her two elder brothers at all, and she seemed particularly dull. The words of Mr. Guo just now and the series of events that happened just now made her brain completely unable to turn around.

"Has this ever happened before?" a familiar voice asked her.

"I've never heard of it..." Guo Sanniang subconsciously said.

Hearing what she said, the voice was silent for a moment, and then said again.

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. There should be no further delay. Can we just take it back now?"

"Huh? Now? With so many people... okay, okay, I'll come this time."

Another voice that was also somewhat familiar, but different from the previous one.

After speaking, someone stepped forward.

It was Ye Weidan who wore the shell of his eldest grandson Juren.

Guo Lao had slandered him before, but not everyone immediately believed that he was not Juren.They were at a loss for what to do, but now they saw this master juren come forward, they immediately fell silent.

Ye Weidan didn't pay attention to these, and started the salvage and recovery process just like the previous process.

In the void, a blue translucent third-order Rubik's Cube emerged, spinning like a top.

The Rubik's Cube shot out three blue light threads, which were nailed to the twisting trunk of the vine.

"Meow meow?"

This thing keeps moving, Chen Erhuang asked, will it fail to recover?

[The requirement is relatively static, so the sudden change of the mysterious target just now will lead to the failure of salvage. Although the mysterious target has been moving, but the movement range is not large, and the possibility of recovery is very high dear]

Customer service 099856 for explanation.

"Meow……"

I hope so, Chen Erhuang was not very relieved.

And Ye Weidan, who was doing the recovery operation, was reading a blue progress bar on the screen of his phone.

Above the progress bar, the blue translucent third-order Rubik's Cube is constantly rotating, which is heart-wrenching to watch.

"50.00%!...Sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety...right now!"

Seeing that the progress bar had reached 90.00%, Ye Weidan held his breath.

The depressing dungeon will be over soon!he thinks.

In the next second, four words popped up on the screen.

Recycling failed.

The progress bar turns gray and then disappears.Ye Weidan, who was stunned, turned the screen of the phone, and found that it was Mr. Guo who woke up suddenly, and the strength came from nowhere, and he tore off the vines that bound him.

"I just said we should get rid of this guy first."

The teenager grumbled, taking a step back to avoid more vines waving on the way.

Chen Erhuang stepped forward.So, one saw and the other heard the voice translated by the PU system from the vines.

"Surgical items - autogenous childbirth, multiple childbirth, etc., the execution is disturbed...continue to execute."

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The author has something to say:

Teacher Saitama's Roman pronunciation is saitama, not saigama. I misheard it before. Thank you little angel for pointing it out. It has been revised.

...well, the author is probably deaf