After I died, I became a cat

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At this moment, no matter whether it is Chen Erhuang or Ye Weidan, this cat has one person and two brothers, their facial features are obviously different, but their expressions are carved out of the same mold.

There was a wicked light in his eyes, and he raised one eyebrow again, with the same curvature, opened his mouth slightly, at a similar angle, and uttered a single sound, even with two shifts in tone.

They gloated at the same time and said, "Oh~"

After a while, Chen Erhuang stopped talking. Civil servants must keep in mind the principle of talking more and making mistakes in front of the common people.Ye Weidan was different, he added carelessly: "Okay?"

In the live broadcast room——

"...What was the subtitle just now?"

"Give birth to one's own body, produce many children."

"It means... can you be a boy?"

"The crotch suddenly felt cold."

"Wait, this has nothing to do with the things under the crotch, right?"

"It's not a man or a boy. Self-birth means that you can complete the birth process by yourself without relying on other people."

"Emmm, I don't know if the purpose of this operation is parthenogenesis, or to turn this NPC into bisexuality capable of self-mating."

"I fuck myself."

"It doesn't matter which one is perverted, okay?"

"It's impossible for my grape beauty to be so perverted."

"The word "surgery" is not of this era. The PU's copywriting AI is finally mentally handicapped?"

"A copywriting AI baby is not retarded."

"I suspect this copywriting AI is a feminist AI."

"Shivering, shivering."

A lot of male viewers were trembling in front of the screen, but although Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan claimed to be straight men, they didn't feel anything.

Ye Weidan only regards Mr. Guo as an NPC. This kid has always been rough in some aspects, but Chen Erhuang is a little hesitant about killing people in another world... But the old man is indeed very disgusting, the grape lady is like this, but let him get his wish .

Everything Mr. Guo does is in line with contemporary social values.

It may be a little out of the ordinary, such as kidnapping a foreigner to give birth to oneself and killing the child's biological mother, or the first one to kidnap a foreign woman to replace one's own daughter to go to the Empress Temple, and exchange the fertility of the foreign woman for the fertility of one's own daughter, etc. …Yes, it is slightly out of line, but still in line with contemporary social values.

This social value is limited by productivity, by science and technology, by class, and by various things. It seems very ignorant to modern people, but it is understandable.

However, however.

"I just chose an easier path for now," Chen Erhuang sighed helplessly, "who would think about the future."

"What?" Ye Weidan didn't hear clearly.

"I said," Chen Erhuang changed the subject and looked up, "Why does this old guy feel more and more energetic?"

The system should have reacted at this moment and cast an investigation for Chen Erhuang, but the system was silent, just like in the last investigation, when he was fighting against the huge five-star promise-breaking spider.

There was a golden fire in the little black cat's eyes, even though it was daytime, it was as bright as night.

Then, Chen Erhuang saw——

Ultramarine, tender green, milky white.

The blended light belt flows on the earth, like a stream with many branches.

The root system and vines of Empress Pu Tao grow in the land, and are actually attached to the "stream". Its roots and vines are actually transmission channels. The tree is buried in the center of the bottommost root system.

At this moment, in the messy vines on the ground, intermittent green light flows slowly, but the amount inside is very small, very small, like a water pipe that has just been sprayed, and there are still a little drops of water hanging on the pipe wall .

The big head of the blue-gold light was in the distance, Chen Erhuang couldn't see it, but he could feel it.

It is those grapes that have been moved far away, each of which is the crystallization of azure-gold light.

In addition, of course, living people also have this kind of light, but it is very weak, regardless of whether they are male or female.The only four exceptions are...

The little black cat looked over and saw a pregnant villager standing behind the crowd, not daring to come over.But even so, compared to the people around her, the difference between her and them is like the stars in the night sky and the sun in the daytime.

With that overflowing vitality, she is a little sun.

Except for her, Ye Weidan and Teacher Qi Wang didn't have any light on their bodies. Compared with the people with light, they looked very thin, and they could be seen as projections at a glance.Another exception was Mr. Guo, who was naked in mid-air with a shriveled body and a big gash in his stomach.

Old Guo looked really pitiful.

But he is a big sun, and his vitality is more shining than that of a pregnant woman.

Part of this light came from the grape vines that were constantly sending light into Mr. Guo's body to maintain the health of the patient. The other part actually existed in Mr. Guo's body.

In the circle around, the light in the old man's body was much weaker than that of the young man, logically speaking, the old man Guo should be the same.But Mr. Guo did the opposite. Even without the light that the vines were sending into his body at this moment, the light in his body was stronger than those of the villagers below.

The light sent in and the original light have not yet merged, so they can be clearly distinguished.

What does this mean?Guo Lao was pregnant?

Are you kidding me?

In other words, the "grapes", or the essence of life, that the whole village exchanged for the fertility of their own women should be distributed fairly anyway. Greedy Mo planted a lot of "grapes", besides putting them into his own fields as fertilizer, is there any excess to eat?

Chen Erhuang was just making a random guess.

But he felt his guess was true.

Handsome guys don't make mistakes, these lights are vitality, Guo Lao is just greedy for "grapes".

According to the agreement reached between the ancestors of the Guo family and Empress Pu Tao - if such an agreement really exists - those grapes should not be eaten by others.

It's not that people can't eat it. It's impossible for such a pure essence of life to be harmful to eat.But even the purified vitality, the nourishment to the land and the nourishment to man, will not be an ingredient.

If it was one ingredient, the two kinds of light in Mr. Guo's body wouldn't be unable to blend together.

Emmm, can you tell the difference with the naked eye?The light delivered by the vines is a little lighter.

No, the human eye cannot see this.

The same goes for a cat's naked eye.

After reacting, Chen Erhuang was taken aback for a moment.

Just froze for a moment, the light all over the eyes suddenly dissipated.He couldn't look in the mirror, and he didn't know that he could say that it was a portrayal of the word "golden light in his eyes" just now. Now the golden light has dissipated, he just felt strange.

"what……"

Why do you just intuitively think that those light are vitality without any basis?

Obviously, the greater possibility is that he was too anxious and hallucinations appeared in front of his eyes.

But with such a piece of land transformed by the essence of life, it is very possible that he cannot turn into a ghost at night...Another powerful argument that is not a hallucination?

Before he had time to think about it, carefully recalling the scene he saw just now, Chen Erhuang suddenly said: "It will explode."

Ye Weidan, who was thinking about how to hack Mr. Guo to death from the vine: "...huh?"

Chen Erhuang raised his cat face. Although he could no longer see the light, he was intuitively aware of the next series of reactions.

Mr. Guo became resistant to anesthesia because he had eaten some "grapes". This old guy probably thought he was lucky, but it was actually not a good thing.

An'an asked Empress Pu Tao to finish the "surgery", he probably had an extra organ than before, but after waking up, he struggled so desperately...

During the operation, the anesthesia suddenly fails, and all the medical staff in the operating room can't hold down the patient to calm him down. Will there be a good end?

Surgery will definitely go wrong, and there are two life forces that cannot be blended, and will—

Bang!

In mid-air, surrounded by vines, Guo Lao's abdomen exploded.

Blood and flesh were flying, and the onlookers screamed loudly and fled in all directions.

The system went back online, and the dice fell to the ground with a clatter.

[Sanity check, 1D100=11, extremely difficult to succeed]

[Not afraid of this? 】

After reading customer service 099856, he shivered and said:

【Kissing you is amazing... Can I apply to block the screen? 】

"No." Chen Erhuang, who was covered in blood, said numbly.

Ye Weidan was also drenched in blood, but he didn't come here in real body, so he can ignore the nausea and just ask: "Dead? I don't need to cut it?"

"No," replied Chen Erhuang, who tried hard to control the instinct of licking his hair, "How could he die with such a strong vitality..."

As soon as he had said that, he heard a baby cry behind him.

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The author has something to say:

It seems that yesterday I caught a cold...

I typed very slowly last night, but I thought I was just Calvin, only to wake up today to find that my voice is hoarse.

Typing is also very slow tonight, the update is late, and it is still very short, sorry _(:з」∠)_