After I died, I became a cat

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Mr. Guo, whose real name is Guo Siliang.

Four Liang was his birth weight, which was very light, but among the children born in the same year in Yongfu Township, he was the healthiest one, and the only one who lived to be 60 years old.

At the age of 35, Mr. Guo took over the Lizheng position in Yongfu Township from his father. For the next 25 years, it can be said that he worked hard and died.

On his [-]th birthday a few months ago, he hosted a banquet for the whole village, and all the villagers praised him for his impartiality and selflessness. Under his leadership, Yongfu Township is thriving.

But there is one thing that has always been his heart disease.

There are fewer and fewer people in Yongfu Township, especially young adults.

If this continues with only one child per family per generation, Yongfu Township will be extinct in a few years.

The signs are very serious in his generation. Look at his neighbor Lao Huang's family. They managed to cultivate a field, but there are not enough people to take care of it.Several old people, plus two couples and children, struggled to support the fields. As a result, the old people died of exhaustion one by one. In the end, they had to transfer the cultivated fields of their family to the well-managed Guo family at a low price.

And the Guo family has plenty of hands, isn't it because he has the foresight?

When the old woman was young, after a few years of marrying into his family, Mr. Guo began to persuade her.Without a male, a good life cannot last, this is the most important truth in the world, he will bring the child back from outside, if the empress gives a sign, ignore it.

That being the case, he didn't have much food left at that time, so how could he put it in the outer room.

Fortunately, there are such things as women all over the street. He was still young and strong at that time, so he didn't have to worry too much about doing something.

In this way, with Erlang and Sanniang.

Children can go to the field to help as soon as they can walk. With more people, the work in the field can run smoothly.So his Guo family was able to build seven big houses, build two big courtyards at the front and back, and have surplus food to raise sheep and chickens and ducks. In Yongfu Township, he is one of the few good families.

The life of the Guo family is getting better and better, but the life of the neighbors has not improved much.

When he was young, he was still unwilling to tell others about this method of getting rich. Erlang said that his relatives from afar had sent him to him, and Sanniang said that he picked it up in the county. On his birthday, he came out to speak, telling those in charge to find women outside, and the women in the house should not interfere.

I thought that there would be more children in Yongfu Township soon, but I didn't expect that after a few years, only a few families had more children.

It is impossible for those who are in charge of the family not to be moved...

The culprits could only be the women in the house who were given omens by the empress.

Ask Mr. Guo to say that most of the women in Yongfu Township are really not decent, probably because they have fewer children and their brains are sick, so they dare to talk loudly to the head of the family.The same goes for San Niang, after getting along with them for a long time, something went wrong with her mind, and she didn't even think about it, if it wasn't for her father, how could she become a woman who could have children?To live a life full of stars and moons like today?

In the past few years, I don't know how many people came to ask for a girl, but he didn't agree to any of them.

What good life can go to someone else's house?San Niang must stay at home.

But the betrothal gift the Zhang family and Wang family made for his daughter is really eye-catching, let's talk about it first...

Thinking of this, Mr. Guo recalled what happened last night, and suddenly felt a tightness in his chest.

Even in this way, he had even more reason to keep Sanniang at home, saying that it was fine if he was frightened to the point of going crazy; he was quick to get wise, thinking that he could discuss the restrictions on having children with the eldest grandson Juren and the empress.But when he thought that Sanniang was going to help the eldest grandson escape last night, and she wanted to run away too, Mrs. Guo became very angry.

This girl, do you know where her good days come from?

escape?Do you think a yellow-haired girl can survive outside? !

It almost messed up his plan, really hateful!

Old Guo's chest heaved for a while, and then he calmed down slowly.

Now, this year's grapes have been moved away, even if the empress is angry, it is impossible to take them back.

That Juren surnamed Changsun knows too much, and he must not be allowed to live.Fortunately, this Juren did not know what illness he had, and he was going to the Gobi to the west. Even if he disappeared, people who knew his whereabouts would not be surprised.

If it is reported that the whistleblower was killed by a monster, even if the imperial court does not send troops, the county will still send troops to take a look. The empress's vines can also deal with some small beasts.

But this is not the best ending. The best ending that Mr. Guo hopes is that every couple in Yongfu Township will have at least two, no, at least three healthy children, and the fertility of the grapes grown on the mother’s birthday every year can be reduced. Some, but don't drop too much.

But when you talk to the empress, you definitely can't say that. You have to scare it at the beginning, and it will end well later.

That's it, he's not greedy, it's just that, it's ok.

***

In the live broadcast room——

"Fuck Nima!"

"This old man can do it."

"It's amazing, it's amazing, President PU lent him the courage, right?"

"Even Pill God wouldn't dare to talk to the mystery that needs containment like this..."

"Hey!" Ye Weidan protested, "What's none of my business again?!"

In front of the Niangniang Temple, except for Mr. Guo, there was no one there.

It was supposed to be like this, no one would know what Mr. Guo said just now, if not counting the three human heads protruding from the apse of the Empress Temple... well, two human heads plus a cat head.

The friends were all stunned by Mr. Guo's coquettish operation.

"Does he really know what he's doing?" Ye Weidan squinted.

"So, the movement just now is bound to appear on the birthday of this Empress Putao?" Chen Erhuang has already fallen into the state of work, muttering, "I knew I shouldn't be so cautious, and contain it a little earlier, maybe everything is over. Next time You have to pay attention to the time, but you may make mistakes because you are too anxious, so it depends on the situation..."

Teacher Qi Wang is still there, "Setama Sansan, Seta Masan San! I want to ask, what points should be paid attention to when exercising, hahahaha, do you have any personal experience..."

"..." Ye Weidan.

"..." Chen Erhuang.

The train of thought of one cat and one person was interrupted.

Teammates caught in temporary madness, so noisy.

"This is the first time I've encountered a teammate falling into a temporary madness." Chen Erhuang, who is actually a PU novice, couldn't help asking his brother, "This interpersonal dependence should just be to replace the model data of a teammate or a nearby NPC with him. Are you a person? The player himself is still awake?"

"That's right." Ye Weidan replied calmly.

"Then why is he so crazy?" Chen Erhuang asked.

"Because," Ye Weidan said sadly, "our teammate is a showman."

"what?"

Chen Erhuang was puzzled.

Customer service 099856 consciously came out to answer.

[It's like this dear!For players, PU is actually a unit role-playing game. We have requirements for the level of role-playing~ If the crazy state is played well, the settlement reward will have extra points! 】

"..."

In order to prevent Ye Weidan from hearing his communication with customer service 099856, Chen Erhuang switched back to Maoyu.

"Meow~"

Does this reward mechanism help in recycling mysteries?

【ah?ahh?Just to increase the playability of the game...]

"Meow meow."

I don't feel like the replayability has increased.Moreover, the important person selected is the important person in his reality, or in other words, the important person selected is the important person in the original character card information, not the important person in the current possessed character card information. There is a problem, he is obviously not playing his "role" now.

Chen Erhuang said that this design is completely unfavorable for investigators to carry out tasks. What exactly is your PU planning to do?Are the top executives out of their minds?

[Please, please don't say that about PU executives, dear!Offending them is a big problem!Will it be detrimental to the investigators to carry out the task?I haven't noticed...]

"Meow."

There is no way, Chen Erhuang said, after all, your brain capacity is so big.

The reason why this PU investigation service company releases the game "PU Investigation Service" is really just because there is a shortage of front-line low-level investigators, so it allows players to become projection investigators who are not afraid of death?

The little black cat thought for a moment, knowing that it was impossible to know the truth by thinking alone, so he put the question aside.

His biggest contradiction now is the contradiction between the human mind and the non-human body. This must be resolved first, and the rest will be discussed later.

Over there, Ye Weidan managed to tell Teacher Qi Wang to stop talking by saying shut up.

But Teacher Qi Wang was still leaning on him, so he could only keep pushing away, and asked another more reliable teammate, "Shall we go up and kill that old man now and recover the mysterious target?"

Mr. Guo's performance was too disgusting, and the live broadcast room kept saying "I don't want Pu Tao, this old man must die."Now that the anchor said it so simply, there are still people giving rewards in advance.

Knowing that it was a real person, Chen Erhuang hesitated for a moment.

The police have arrest powers, not trial powers.

"My lord... please wait a minute, Immortal!"

Guo Sanniang came out of nowhere and said.

The dark and thin little girl looked very embarrassed. It must have been a long time since Chen Erhuang and his party appeared. She ran back to the crypt from the other end of the secret passage, searched all the way, climbed up the dungeon, and found them.

I didn't want to just come out, and heard the nobleman I admired say that, I was almost scared to death.

"Do you know what your father did?" Ye Weidan asked him.

"Whether you beat the old man to death or not, it won't affect the recovery at all." Chen Erhuang sighed.

Guo Sanniang took a breath, and then said: "I vaguely know something... I beg you, no, I beg the three great immortals, let me go and talk to my father. I will let my father give up on this idea, and let the three great immortals take away the mother Yes. Please..."

Ye Weidan frowned and almost scolded.But Chen Erhuang interrupted him, saying: "If you try to persuade me at this time, I'm afraid it won't work."

"Cat Fairy..."

"But if you insist, there is no harm in giving it a try."

After speaking, the little black cat jumped aside and got out of the way.

"Hey, don't you think it's troublesome?" Ye Weidan complained, but he also dragged Teacher Qi Wang out of the way.

"Thank you, Great Immortal! From now on, Believers will definitely worship her every month!" Guo Sanniang said pleasantly.

After thanking her, she quickly climbed out and ran towards the front hall.

The cat and the two remained in place, and after a while, they heard a voice coming from the front hall.

***

Front hall.

"San Niang? Why are you here?"

Seeing his daughter, Mr. Guo was shocked and angry.

Guo Sanniang didn't have time to say hello, so she hurriedly said, "Father! Why don't you discuss it with the villagers when you do this?"

Old Guo frowned.

"What are you discussing? Who would be unwilling? It's you, you girl, come home to me!"

"No," Guo Sanniang said anxiously, "Mo's sister, Wang's sister, Li's daughter-in-law... We talked about it before, they must be unwilling?"

Old Guo frowned even deeper.

"It's enough for the head of the family to agree, and the women can say whatever they want."

Guo Sanniang, who still had a lot to say, had already opened her mouth, but when she heard this sentence, she froze for a moment, forgetting what she originally wanted to say.

After a while, she finally said in a daze: "Of course I have to ask them? If you want to give birth, it will not be them... Isn't it us who gave birth? Isn't the baby born by us?"

"No."

Guo Sanniang's father, Mr. Guo, told her coldly.

"The child born is the child of their head of the family, and the child of our Yongfu Township!"

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