After I died, I became a cat

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In the crypt, large barrels of oil, cotton, straw, firewood, etc. are placed in every corner, and once the fight is started, they can be ignited for assists.

After working for a long time, the cat and the cat covered their faces with a piece of cloth, which was wet to make a mask.

The aroma of the ripe fruit became more and more intense.

The movements of the two cats became more and more cautious, and they did not dare to speak, only dared to type in the team channel.

Chen Erhuang used the virtual keyboard of his mind, and said, "Actually, I have a gas mask."

"Hahahaha, is the cat face not suitable for human gas masks?" Teacher Qi Wang sighed, "Sometimes non-human character cards are very inconvenient. Sure enough, I should just get a Saitama card."

"Brother Cat, if you can't use it, just lend it to me." Ye Weidan said, "The HP of this character card is too low. If the smell is poisonous, I must be the first to die..."

Chen Erhuang sent the [Fool's Gas Mask] information to the team channel.

"Thank you, I don't need it." Teacher Qi Wang said immediately.

"You must have been drawn from the free prize pool, right?" Ye Weidan complained directly, as if forgetting what he said just now that he wanted to borrow.

Chen Erhuang put the [Fool's Gas Mask] back into his backpack.

There was silence in the team channel, under the trunk of a vine twisted by hundreds of thick vines, a cat and two people looked at each other silently.

"Open?"

"Open?"

"……Let me do it."

He could vaguely hear the sound of gongs and drums on the ground, and in the crypt, Chen Erhuang, who knew all this was real and not a game, sighed, shook his beard, took a step forward, and shouted in a low voice: "099856?"

【Yes, honey!Customer service 099856 is at your service! 】

In the PU headquarters, Rubik's Cube Star, and the cubicle in the rear support work area, 099856 excitedly started the recovery process.

[The mysterious truth has been cracked, the system is being tested... The test is complete!The target is mysterious and shows no signs of resistance!Space fluctuations are stable!Time fluctuations are smooth!The salvage recovery process starts——]

Following the excited words of customer service 099856, in front of the vine, a blue translucent third-order Rubik's Cube the size of a baby's fist emerged from the void, and it spun along with the music box music that came from nowhere.

【locking!locking!locking!Lock Pass——]

The blue translucent third-order Rubik's Cube emits three blue laser beams, like three chains, penetrating the void and nailing to the vine.

[The channel is open!Recycling begins!One, two, three—huh?Hey?Beep! 】

Suddenly, a long sound of alarm came from the invisible earphone.

At the same time, they felt that the dungeon had reached the last moment and that there would be no more accidents. The two of them were suddenly taken aback.

It's very slight, but it's true that the ground is shaking.

Ye Weidan even forgot to type and communicate in the team channel. Looking at the shaking screen, he blurted out: "What the hell? The containment project failed and caused an earthquake?!"

"But containment is the only skill that doesn't require a check. Success is success, and failure is failure..." Teacher Qi Wang said.

Chen Erhuang didn't speak, he was desperately calling customer service 099856.

099856 replied very quickly this time.

【relative!Big thing is bad!Salvage and containment can only be carried out when the mystery is in a relatively static state!Therefore, we generally recommend that investigators knock the conscious Mystery into a coma... But after the test just now, this Mystery is not conscious...]

"Get to the point!" Chen Erhuang interrupted.

[Yes, yes dear!The target mystery is on the move!Channel opening failed!Lock failed!Containment failed! 】

As soon as customer service 099856 finished speaking, the small blue translucent third-order Rubik's Cube that was spinning suddenly froze. The three light beams emitted were like silk threads. Now they were cut by some kind of scissors, and finally melted into the air together with the little Rubik's Cube.

The shaking of the ground became more and more intense, and the vine leaves all over the crypt could be seen shaking with the naked eye——

No, it's not.The vine leaves were not shaking because the ground was shaking, the vine leaves were shaking because the vines twisted their bodies like living creatures, pulling themselves away from the soil wall.Countless vines danced like a group of snakes, and it was their movements that caused the earth to vibrate at this moment.

What a crazy scene!

[Sanity check, 1D100=24, extremely difficult to succeed]

[Sanity check, 1D100=49, normal success]

[Sanity check, 1D100=96, big failure]

[Big failure, 1D6=6]

[Intelligence test, 1D100=32, normal success]

[[Teacher Qi Wang] sanity value -6, sanity value = 55-6=49, loses more than 5 sanity points at one time, and succeeds in the intelligence test, and falls into a temporary state of madness]

【1D10=5，1D10=4】

[Falling into a temporary state of madness on the 5th - interpersonal dependence, which will last for 4 hours of game time]

The sound of the dice finally stopped.

Although they didn't know what happened, Chen Erhuang and Ye Weidan felt chills running down their backs when they heard the sound of the dice.

"..."

"That," Ye Weidan, "this time it's a bit of a monster again, the check was successful, and I didn't lose my sanity."

"It's extremely difficult to succeed, and I'm fine." Chen Erhuang said.

Then one person and one cat turned their heads at the same time, and looked at Teacher Qi Wang who hadn't made a sound since then.

Teacher Qi Wang was looking at Ye Weidan.

His expression was a little strange.

Although Teacher Qi Wang's current character card is also bald, it is not the bald head of his original character card, which can be called a burly man.The delicate little nun looked at Ye Weidan affectionately, her chest heaved with excitement, and hot air was blowing out of her nostrils.

Just like a groupie who has lost his mind saw her on the wall, Teacher Qi Wang yelled at Ye Weidan: "Setama Sansan!"

"...Who?" Chen Erhuang asked in a low voice with his tail hair blown out.

"Huh?" Ye Weidan was even more at a loss, "I don't know."

In the live broadcast room——

"It's Setama Sansan! It's Setama Sansan!"

"I can't bear to look at each Chinese-style Japanese..."

"It's Saitama-sensei."

"Mr. Qi Wang is a true fan of Mr. Saitama, even the name of the character is changed from Mr. Qitama's jade character."

"Fuck, I just realized that those four words are not Teacher Qiyu, but Teacher Qiwang!"

"Temporarily crazy interpersonal dependence, I will regard someone nearby as my most important person. It's okay, last time my teammate randomly encountered this symptom and recognized the boss as his wife..."

"The sailor in front is miserable."

Teacher Qi Wang has already rushed towards Ye Weidan, wanting to hold his hand.

"Hahahaha Setama Sansan! I didn't expect to see you, sign your autograph for me, Setama Sansan!"

While the teammates went crazy, the ground shook again, large and small clods of soil fell from their heads, and the cracked dome released skylight from the ground.

The vine is like a centipede with a thousand legs or something, waving countless vines, crawling along the cracks to the ground.

Chen Erhuang could even hear the shouts of the villagers from above.

The shout was not surprising, but full of anticipation and taking it for granted.They shouted: "Hypotheosis! Empress Putao has appeared!"

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The firecrackers that had been prepared a long time ago were thrown into the fire, and people were filled with smiling faces in the crackling.

Some people were beating gongs, some were beating drums, some were playing out-of-tune suona, and young men had set up large wooden frames around the Niangniang Temple.

Everyone didn't feel panicked by the shaking. They just watched a crack in the ground and watched green and vibrant vines emerge from the ground and climb up the large wooden frames.

In just a few tens of seconds, the large wooden frames, the walls of the Niangniang Temple, the ancestral halls downhill, and even the ground, were covered with green grape vines and grape leaves for a mile around the Pu Tao Niangniang Temple. When you blow it, it rings like a bell.

Ordinary people are probably stunned when they see this scene.The villagers of Yongfu Township have been used to it for decades, and instead of being surprised, they are ecstatic.

On the stage, Guo Dalang, with an unwavering expression, knocked on the gongs and drums.

His father, Mr. Guo, shouted again: "Please show your majesty—"

All the villagers said together: "Your Majesty has manifested her holiness!"

The sweet and fragrant taste is strong to a threshold, and the pistil-like grapes on the vine have withered.

As if the fast-forward button was pressed, the footage speeds up.In the previous frame, the grape blossoms were still blooming at their best, and in the next frame, the needle-like petals were falling down one after another. Another frame passed, and small blue fruits appeared instead of flowers. On the roofs and eaves of temples and ancestral halls, and even on the ground, heavy bunches of grapes protrude from the branches and leaves, and the colorful sunlight is reflected on the amethyst-like skin.

"Long live the empress!"

All the villagers cheered that the bamboo baskets had been prepared a long time ago, and they pounced on them like wolves and tigers to pick grapes.

This is grapes.

This is an enviable fecundity.

This is life.

This is fertilizer.

People from Yongfu Township have settled here for 63 years, and Empress Pu Tao has been here for 60 years. Over the past 60 years, the land in Yongfu Township has gradually become rich with the help of the grapes obtained every time.

Even if this kind of richness is compared with Ye Weidan's complaint of "it's hard to imagine what it was like to be barren before", it is already an unimaginable miracle for the people of Yongfu Township...

And satisfied.

The villagers who had been ready to pick grapes for a long time showed their talents, and everyone rushed forward.In just half an hour, all the grapes were put into the bamboo baskets.

Mr. Guo went to these bamboo baskets to check, and stroked his beard in great relief.

"A lot more than last year."

he said.

Indeed, there are many more, and the villagers are all smiling.

Guo Lao said again: "Move farther, move outside."

"Didn't it always be placed here before?" someone said.

"If you tell me to move, just move," Guo Dalang showed his fist, "Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

In Yongfu Township where most people can only have one child, the Guo family with two sons and one daughter can be described as a large number of people. If you are dissatisfied, you will not really disobey Mr. Guo's request.

So the baskets of grapes moved a little farther away, and then moved a little further away.

Everyone was busy, leaving a mess in front of Pu Tao Niangniang Temple.Grape leaves that were accidentally picked, and a vine that was torn off with force, were all over the ground.Mr. Guo stepped on these, walked through the wooden frames, and walked to the front of the empress temple, just in time to see the thickest vine surrounding the empress.

Mr. Guo first knelt down and kowtowed three times.

"Your Majesty, congratulations on the fairy birthday. You are blessed like the East China Sea, and your life is longer than Nanshan. Sixty years ago, the person who met your Majesty was the father of the little old man. Today, the little old man came here on behalf of my father, just to ask."

He said: "It is enough to exchange fertility with childbirth. Now Yongfu Township is short of young adults. Dare I ask you, can you let go of the restrictions?"

The leaves on the vine swayed, and Guo Lao showed a slightly strange and humble smile on his face.

"Restrictions have been lifted," he said, "Fertility is still required. If the empress does not want to, the little old man can only kill the Juren in the dungeon, and lie that the empress killed him, and invite a million soldiers from the court."

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The author has something to say:

Mr. Guo, you are scheming

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10/21 Bug Catch

The 10/25 rule is misremembered, minor repair