After I died, I became a cat

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"I didn't get lucky with dark dice, probably, I didn't pay attention to the sound of the dice." He said, "In short, the result is like this."

This is a message from Ye Weidan a few hours ago.

The secret dice was lucky, and Guo Dalang, who was not locked in the dungeon, was soon discovered. When other villagers were still surprised at how Ye Weidan escaped, the three men of the Guo family took a look at the room with a secret passage and knew that they were born. traitor.

Therefore, Ye Weidan was caught by the Guo family on the way to escape with the female NPC, and now he is back in the dungeon.

Nothing can be done now.

He reported the information he obtained and his own situation to the team channel, but found that neither of his teammates responded.

Probably because they are all asleep, Ye Weidan himself didn't have enough sleep time today, so in order to avoid the debuff when he wakes up tomorrow, he chose to sleep again.

For him and Teacher Qi Wang, the screen went black for a few seconds, but for Chen Erhuang, it was a few hours of real sleep.

...So I fell asleep during the process of unraveling the truth.

Hey, most of the fun in this job is gone!

No, he didn't come to do this job for reasoning...

What's more, there is neither an exquisite structure nor a meticulous conspiracy. This kind of case is purely human nature, and even if the truth is solved, there is no pleasure to speak of.

Next, contain the mischievous vine, and that's it.

OK?

The sky is slightly bright, and it is time to get up and work in the countryside at this time, and it is time to eat breakfast after cleaning up the fields.

But today is Empress Pu Tao's birthday, and the villagers did not go to the fields, but slowly gathered at the foot of the Empress Temple.

The square was cleaned up, and the stage that had been prepared a few days ago was carried to the center of the square by more than a dozen men, but the theater troupe was not invited. Yongfu Township did not have money for the theater troupe at all, but as soon as the stage was set up, there were A skinny middle-aged man jumped onto the stage and yelled loudly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

The old and young people in the audience yelled.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

It's not good, it's too hoarse, like a knife, in the wind above the barren loess, it seems like a dying beast is roaring, it is comparable to some modern experimental music that Chen Erhuang has heard, and the common point is that it is not like music at all.

And it was very refreshing to come here early in the morning. Within ten seconds after the villagers shouted, there was movement on the team channel.

"Although the time for waking up is set, I failed the physical examination and must wake up naturally... What time is it now?"

This is Ye Weidan.

"Hahahahaha me too, when the screen lights up, I see goats grazing on top of my head hahahahahaha."

This is probably Teacher Qi Wang who hid in someone's sheepfold for half the night.

"The Pu Tao Empress celebration has already begun." Chen Erhuang said.

"Hey, it's been more than an hour since I took a closer look at this dungeon," Teacher Qi Wang glanced at the time, "I didn't expect this dungeon to be so long. I have to go for a night run in an hour after dinner."

This teammate spoke like a fitness trainer, compared to Ye Weidan, who was completely an Internet addict.

"The truth has been cracked, and it's just a matter of recycling. It will be over in ten to twenty minutes. It doesn't matter if it's a little later."

"It's a little later, and that's a little later, and I can't continue exercising." Teacher Qi Wang said, "Brother, don't squander your health just because you are young. Are there still few office workers who die suddenly?"

Teacher Qi Wang felt that he was speaking with deep affection, but his teammate YWD suddenly stopped talking.

Chen Erhuang, who was shot invisibly, didn't feel anything, so he took over the topic and said, "Then let's end this investigation as soon as possible, what should we do next? Teacher Qi Wang, where are you? Adan, do you want to save you first?" ?”

"Hahahaha, I have perfectly lurked among the crowd in front of the temple!" Teacher Qi Wang said.

"Should we fight the BOSS directly? This time the BOSS is of the wood type, so it would be better to prepare some torches." Ye Weidan is quite reliable in the game, "You can steal some oil from the residents' homes. It's in the first crypt of the secret passage I mentioned before, not inside but nearby."

"Well," Chen Erhuang thought for a while, and then began to give the task, "It's daytime, Teacher Qi Wang will not be discovered even if his head shines out of the crowd, take this opportunity to go to Guo's house to search, I am afraid that only his family can find it." There is a surplus of fat. Be careful on the road, according to the desire of this village for women, there must be someone looking for you.

"Adan stay in the cell first, the motive of that Mr. Guo arresting you is still a bit strange, you need to be vigilant, so I will not rescue you for now to avoid accidents. Are you tied up? If you can't get rid of it, I will first Come down and loosen the rope for you."

"Understood," Teacher Qi Wang easily accepted the command, "Hahahaha don't worry, I will be careful."

"Brother Cat, help me quickly." Ye Weidan also asked for help directly.

"...Here we come, here we come." That's all Chen Erhuang could say.

In the live broadcast room——

"Steady, steady."

"What is stable?"

"This is stable for CP."

"The tone is so pampering!"

"Master Cat really loves God Dan!"

"... How do you see pampering and true love in the four-character message?!"

"Brother, don't meet female fans."

And the audience roared.

"Master Cat is finally showing up!"

"I obviously came to see the cat, but I didn't see the cat except for the first few minutes."

"Any cats? No."

"Reported, the host made false advertisements."

When the little black cat appeared in the dungeon, the barrage on Ye Weidan's computer screen was as dense as marching ants crossing the border. If it turned into a real destroyer barrage, it would be no problem to fight the laser.There was even a competition for rewards broke out, leaving Ye Weidan expressionless.

"Are you okay?" Chen Erhuang asked.

Ye Weidan's answer was: "Thank you for the shallow-water torpedo of 'Subwoofer Cat Master My Marriage'. By the way, you all changed your name too quickly, right?"

"It's hard work being an anchor, isn't it?" Chen Erhuang said, he got into the cell, walked behind the kid, and looked at the knots that bound him.

Ye Weidan saw that because of this cat teammate's words, he added a lot of rewards, and said with a little guilt, "It's, it's okay."

He thought that his teammates couldn't hear his guilty conscience at all, but he didn't know that his teammates were Chen Erhuang who knew how to lie when he heard a word.

Chen Erhuang was puzzled while looking at the knot.

No, what is there to be guilty of?

[Intelligence test, 1D100=21, difficult success]

It was easy to find a way to untie the knot, and Chen Erhuang went up and opened his mouth to bite.

At this time, he would miss the dexterous fingers of human beings, but he didn't know that Ye Weidan got the third wave of rewards by untying the knot clumsily through the live broadcast.

In the barrage of "cute!", "cute!", "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to raise such a black cat", "the cat behind the cat can't be an ugly man! Bet!", Chen Erhuang put the rope After loosening a few knots, I stepped back to observe the effect.

"This can be said to be loose, but it can't be seen from the outside. You wait here first. If there is no accident before the boss is opened, I will come up to rescue you."

"Yes." Ye Weidan nodded.

After a while, he saw a big cat about to leave, and suddenly asked, "Well, can you find it for me and see where Guo Sanniang is locked up?"

"Guo Sanniang?" Chen Erhuang turned around in doubt, "The little girl who climbed on your bed?"

"...Don't mention this, we are still good friends," Ye Weidan said, "She was caught in the tunnel before, but she was not locked up here. I promised to help her escape..."

"Don't agree to some things casually," Chen Erhuang couldn't help but blame him first, paused, and then said, "But this promise is okay, this is the way it is in this era, we can't do anything, even if the pioneers appear, I'm afraid It will not end well. But in any case, we must help kind people and those who are willing to do good things... But before agreeing, we must think about how to act, and it is not advisable to be overwhelmed."

In the live broadcast room——

"Yes Yes."

"Understood, understood."

"It's too serious for me to go to the cat master. It feels like meeting a teacher and an elder..."

"By the way, Master Cat said in the investigation this afternoon that he is a policeman, right?"

"It's great to have such a policeman."

Ye Weidan didn't pay attention to these bullet screens, and also missed the key information, he reflexively said: "I see, I understand, you are so long-winded."

Chen Erhuang rolled his eyes, turned and left the dungeon.

Back on the ground, in the Pu Tao Niangniang Temple, he found that the villagers had already started queuing up to visit the temple one by one.The sacrifices offered were held in the hands of several children dressed as golden boys and jade girls in front of the altar. He hurriedly scanned them and found that the sacrifices were all animals.

He didn't care at first and was about to leave. He had already looked away, but a second later he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Looking back, those sacrifices—goats, dogs, chickens and ducks, even cats and bugs—were all sliced ​​through the stomach alive and pulled out the contents.

The things mentioned here are lambs in the womb of goats, puppies in the womb of bitches, egg yolks in the stomachs of chickens and ducks, kittens of female cats, and eggs squeezed out of the stomachs of insects.

[Sanity check, 1D100=82, normal success]

【Calm is your motto】

Thinking of the little white cat last night, Chen Erhuang took a deep breath, but he didn't find the big orange cat when he turned around, hoping it had run away.

He is a male cat, so he didn't need to worry about this, but he still felt a little chilly all over, so he quickened his pace and left the Niangniang Temple.

On the way, he met Mr. Qi Wang who was leading Guo Sanniang.

"Hahahahaha last night, Adan said that this is already a friendly NPC?" Teacher Qi Wang touched his bald head and laughed, "I saw her locked in the room, so I let her out."

"That?" Guo Sanniang looked around, "My lord, who are you talking to, my lord?"

Chen Erhuang wanted to roll his eyes again.

"Are you going to take her to drive the BOSS?"

"Can't you?" Teacher Qi Wang asked, "Anyway, this little girl is willing, right? Let's take Empress Pu Tao in."

"..." Guo Sanniang was dumbfounded, "The cat! The cat is talking!"

"I'm the Cat Immortal, and this time I'm here to arrest the Pu Tao Fairy who escaped from the Heavenly Court," Chen Erhuang said casually to her, and then turned back to Teacher Qi Wang, "That's fine, then you enter the crypt from the other side of the secret path Let Miss Guo guard the exit of the secret passage, and I will take Adan down from the dungeon."

"Okay," Teacher Qi Wang nodded, "Miss Guo, where is the exit of the secret path? Take me there."

"That? Eh? Cat Immortal?" Guo Sanniang was taken away by Teacher Qi Wang because of Chen Erhuang's dizziness.

Chen Erhuang turned his head, glanced at the Pu Tao Niang Niang Temple surrounded by incense, turned around, and ran anxiously.

There are other things to do to unlock Ye Weidan, etc. It took at least half an hour here, and the cat and two finally got together in the crypt under Pu Tao Niangniang Temple.

In the middle of the crypt, they found the place where the vine took root.

Both the cat and the cat breathed a sigh of relief, and Chen Erhuang said, "Set up the torches."

the same moment.

In front of the Pu Tao Empress Temple, everyone has already paid their respects.

Guo Lao stood up and spoke.

"Then, first of all, please show your empress—"

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