That bowl of udon

The officers of the [-]th team felt that today was the weirdest day they had ever lived since they became gods of death, no, since they died.

First of all, at noon this day, they who had spent most of their lives in the [-]th team actually ate a meal that "people can eat"!When holding the delicious rice that looked appetizing, the group of chief officers almost didn't cry.

Secondly, please come someone to explain, who is that woman sitting next to the chief captain with a gentle face serving rice and spooning soup? !

"Is that new?"

"I haven't heard that our team recruits girls?"

"Don't say it, she looks pretty good..."

In fact, the whispers of these people also represented the doubts in the hearts of the fourth seat of the [-]th team and later transferred to the vice-captain of the [-]th team. Five seat responses.

... These two people are too calm, right? !Comrade Shechang, who was wearing sunglasses, felt that he must have overlooked or missed some very important link.

After staring at Yumi Ayasegawa on the right for 3 minutes, the fourth seat in the shooting range who thinks that "the aesthetic taste is not elegant enough, and the taste of life is not refined enough" decisively turned back to the corner of the iron buddy and asked softly: "Madarame, who is next to our captain?" What did that woman say?"

Yijiao really didn't want to pay attention to these guys who "did so much wedding wine and still can't recognize other people's wives", lowered their heads and stuffed food into their mouths calmly: "Idiot, why don't you even kill our team's iconic vice-captain?" Don’t you even know each other?!”

...==### You did it on purpose! !

"...I'm asking about another one." Shechang suppressed the veins all over his head, and continued to ask persistently while holding his job.

Madarame chewed the rice in his mouth with the number of chews that he had never used in life or after death, even though everyone was dazzled by the circles of reflections on his head.It took a long time for the third comrade to swallow everything in his mouth, imitating his friend's kiss, and said slowly: "Ah, that one...that is our captain's wife."

"Oh, so it's the captain's wife... huh?!"

The startled Tetsuzaemon couldn't help but yelled out, but it attracted the attention of the few people sitting in the chief seat.A certain gentleman in sunglasses hastily turned around, trying to hide his embarrassing expression, but he didn't expect to see the [-]th, [-]th, and [-]th seats in the back row all leaning forward with their rice bowls in their hands, with a face of "if you know anything, you're right." Hurry up and say "If you don't say it, even Sixi will beat you to death" expression.

...==|||

"...Then~~is~~me~~we~~team~~long~~husband~~people~~~~!!" Shooting Field tried its best to refrain from using the vocal cords, but said softly with luck.

…@. @! ! !

"...Hiss—!" After the three seats stopped for five seconds, they collectively leaned back and took a breath of air, then turned their heads in unison to the sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen seats who were waiting next to them with their rice bowls in their hands. , mechanically repeated three times in a row in unison, "Captain's wife, captain's wife, captain's wife!!"

"... Hiss!!" X "... Hiss!!!" X "... Hiss!!!!"

Hearing the sound of gasping for air-conditioning in the restaurant one after another, Geng Mubai looked at everyone in a daze, and worriedly at his husband who was only eating and didn't say a word, and finally decided to ask the bald three seats nearby for answers : "Master Madarame, is today's dish too spicy?"

"It's nothing, ma'am, today's dishes are pretty good." Madarame didn't say anything, and it was the silent Wuxi Yumi who answered the girl, "The meat is fried, the kelp is boiled, and the white rice is fluffy. A meal to be thankful for."

...==|||I wonder what kind of food they used to eat? !

"Then...why is everyone inhaling?"

"Don't pay attention to them, ma'am!" Yijiao interjected, curling his lips, "A wave of people who have no memory and no experience!"

…@_@? ? ?

"Ah! I want to eat that piece of meat!!" Yaqianliu yelled suddenly, and then shunpo flashed to Madarame's shoulder, and picked up the last piece of meat in a certain three bowls with a chopstick.

"Hey, vice captain, you obviously have more meat in your own bowl than anyone else?!"

"Does it matter?! Baldheads are stingy!!"

...==###

After the change of the pink-haired little loli, the restaurant has returned to the chaos that the [-]th team should have in the past.Bai Wu looked at the scene above and didn't know whether it should be called eating or fighting, and he couldn't stop talking for a long time.

At this moment, out of the corner of the girl's eyes, she saw an empty bowl being handed in front of her, but when she looked up, she saw Zaragi Kenpachi looking straight at her with no expression on her face, and asked in a low voice, "Master, sir... would you like to come again?" Bowl?"

"En." A certain captain responded concisely as before.

It was night after that, Shiro made the bed as usual.But today's girl obviously has something on her mind, and every now and then she raises her head slightly and looks at her husband hesitantly.

"Are you okay?" Finally, Jianpachi, who had been aware of it for a long time, turned around and asked a question first.

"Uh... my lord, that..." Bai Wu lowered his head, and the hands on his knees unconsciously stirred again, "that, I didn't listen to my lord today, and ran out without permission... my lord, will you Will be angry with me?"

Zaragi Kenhachi didn't speak for a long time, until Bai Wu's uneasiness became more and more obvious, and then he replied: "If there is a place you want to go, just go."

"yeah?!"

"Go to bed early." Said, a certain captain got into bed first.

"Oh, okay... okay."

Bai Wu also lay down on the bed carefully as before, closed his eyes and prepared to sleep, but heard the deep voice of his husband in his ear: "Afraid of thunder?"

"Huh?" The girl opened her eyes in surprise, but she saw Saraki Kenpachi still lying flat with her eyes closed, as if she was just talking to herself, "...uh, um..."

To be honest, it was only when Bai Wu came to this afterlife that he started to be afraid of thunder and lightning, because the weather of lightning and thunder had too many similarities with the experimental accident that caused his death.But the girl felt in her heart that a certain captain who "enjoys fighting and has never been afraid" seemed not a person who would be interested in such stories, so she just responded casually, closed her eyes and went to sleep again.

But this day was the day the couple had the most conversations since their marriage.

... The so-called, there must be a rainbow after the rainstorm? !

Then, the white girl who got the approval of her husband started her life as the "wife of the captain of the [-]th division".In fact, to be specific, it's just that he goes to the Fan Team kitchen regularly at noon and evening to help out.

But this small "help" has made a huge change in the quality of life of the entire fan team.Now the members of the [-]th team are closer to seeing Bai Wu than seeing their own mother.

The older generation of team members always teach the newcomers this way: It doesn’t matter if you can’t tell the appearance of the chief officer, and it doesn’t matter if you can’t remember the name of the senior, but you must firmly remember the name of our captain’s wife... If you are in the future If the team still wants to have something to eat.

Of course, Bai Wu didn't know anything about these, she just felt that running to the kitchen every day would make her life more fulfilling.And in the communication with those team members, Bai Wu seemed to have a better understanding of her husband.

Just like the kitchen supervisor Ita Ichiyo who lost his arm, he was originally the sixth member of the [-]th team, and he was also a strong guy.However, this bold-spoken official insisted on challenging his own team leader back then. In the end, although he did not die in the duel, he lost his dominant right hand.

However, this eldest brother never regretted his decision, and still admired his team captain all over the place. Even if he was in charge of the kitchen, he would stay in the [-]th team and refused to leave.

... My husband seems to be a very popular figure!

Thinking of this, Shiro, who had cleaned up the room, came to the corridor, and saw Kenpachi Saragi, who had just finished taking a bath and was on vacation today, sitting on the edge of the corridor blowing the evening breeze.The white girl just stopped in her tracks, and for some reason became dazed at the figure of a certain captain.

"what happened?"

Suddenly awakened by the sound, Bai Wu raised his head and saw his husband looking at him, he couldn't help taking a step back in fright.After his heartbeat calmed down a bit, Bai Wucai noticed Jian Ba's wet hair, and suddenly said with a twitch of his brain: "My lord, let me dry your hair for you."

As soon as the words were finished, Bai Wu himself was discouraged.After all, the general response from those eleventh team members is that their powerful captain seems to dislike others touching him casually.The most typical example is that Mr. Ayasegawa of the fifth seat has repeatedly expressed his desire to help him with his hair, but was flatly refused by the latter.

...==|||Although Bai Wu himself also felt that there was something about "a man combing a man's hair".

"Then come here." Jianba stared at his wife for a while and was silent for a while, then waved at her, and pointed to her side to signal her to come over.

"Huh?!" Hearing Jianba's answer, Bai Wu, who was distracted, couldn't restrain the surprise on his face for a while, "I, I'm going to get a dry towel!!"

After finishing speaking, there was a sound of running in the corridor.Jian Ba ​​looked back at the dry towel on his shoulder, raised his head and sighed at the trees in the yard, a helpless smile flashed across his face.

And when Yijiao and Gongqin broke into the backyard unscrupulously to look for the captain as usual, what they saw was such a landscape picture of "beauty brushing the beast's fur at dusk".

…@_@! ! !

One minute after the crash, the two went back the same way.

"...A corner, I think it must be the wrong way we just entered the door."